"blammed off Newgrounds". Now there's a phrase that takes me back some years

'Where do you get these guys?" -John Cage

Man, I can't believe you got the real Sub Zero to show up in your review.

Just remember... The guy who produced this somehow convinced enough corporate brands to sign up for FoodFight!

10:36 Hank Hill: Mortal Kombat Champion.

6:58- Oh no! Lui Kang was attacked by the Touchstone Pictures logo!

I remember renting this movie at Blockbuster thinking it was the movie.

1:48 That look on Sub-Zero's face kills me! LMAO!

The cute little cat ears on Sub Zero and Scorpion are so silly. They look like they just arrived from the set of Cutey Honey where they were acting as Panther Claw minions. :P

Johnny: "Who cares if it doesn't make sense!?" Raiden: "You should care, Johnny Cage!"(Zaps him for...taking his side?) Yeesh, even Dark Raiden at his worst wasn't that petty.

Durak literally means "fool" in Russian.

Johnny Cage's line about how emphasizing how Mortal Kombat was about Mortals is a way better line than to just say "This fights to the death are totally about life, yo."

*everyone stops talking* ........SILENCE!

"It's AWFUL! Yaaaaaaaaaay!" Oh god that made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants.

Looking back at this review, I find it funny that Jennifer Hale was Sonya in this and now she's Kronika in MK11. Now we just need Jim Cummings and Jeff Bennett in an official MK game and complete the set.

Holy shit, I remembered that I have a Mortal Kombat VHS that I got a long time ago at a yard sale. I just checked it and it is this movie.

The way phelous says "YEAAAAAAA." "HELL YEAAA" kills me every single time.

Regarding that intro, would you WANT to live it? Even with the first game, a dead guy would throw a chain into you, a ninja would freeze you, a lizard would melt your face, a monk and an actor would kick you in the face, an angry Aussie would stab you, a soldier would shoot you, then snap your neck, a giant four armed guy would crush you and rip off your arms, a sorcerer would steal your soul (which is HIS!), then an angry god would blow the planet up. Have a nice day.

I was curious if Phelous would ever do a review on the MK Live Tour since he did all the Ninja Turtles stuff, but I'm guessing the intro to this video pretty much sums it up rather nicely.

“He is Scorpion from another ninja clan of Outworld.” WRONG! Outworld is a Realm and Scorpion is actually from the Japanese ninja clan of Shirai Ryu in Earthrealm.

Raiden really has a Space Ghost thing going on in this, doesn't he?

this is a speeding train going off the rails, bursting into flames, then crashing through an orphanage filled with terminally ill cancer patients. never has a train wreck been so glorious and tragic.

Those first few seconds were the most excited I've ever seen Phelous in a video lol.

This looks like one of those bible cartoons they show at school

I love Liu Kang's mullet

@10:33 so that's how Tien from Dragonball looked before he shaved his head, quite impressive XD

And here I sat, thinking I had seen all bad Mortal Kombat adaptations already. Never even knew this thing existed

Raiden in this looks like Chinese Space Ghost

6:03 the reason he waits till the tournament to kill subzero is to show he's not just a murderer like him

Makes sense they called Sub-Zero a fairy tale, he is a ninja therefore he doesn't exist

Glad to know that you know who Jim Cummings is! I think it would've been hilarious if you pointed out that he's also Winnie the Pooh.

Phelan's speeding up the uploading. So great to see all these classic episodes. Phelan will have you laughing in the irst three seconds.

There is not one single drop of blood in this movie

Oh God, SATAM Robotnik was voiced by Cummings...

damn it, why couldnt I find phelous first... NC turned me on to so many great reviewers.... but this guy.... he reviews every movie from my past that made me rip my hair out in fan-boy rage.

I was feeling lousy today. This video helped :D

0:54, when you think Sub-Zero put something in your drink but he will neither confirm nor deny it based on the grounds he's insulted by the accusation.

WOW! Goro is OP! He should be banned from Online Play.

The copy of this I had as a kid cut from the battle against all the Barakas to the live-action final fight between Liu Kang and Shao Tsung from the movie. I thought it was so confusing.

The part where Raiden says Shang Tsung with that weird slow down like effect is one of the funniest fucking things I've seen in my life I don't know why but it always cracks me the fuck up and I always end up watching it over and over again with it still being hilarious every time. I can't be the only one who finds that part hilarious can I?

Shang Tsung with silver hair in this cartoon looks more like Raiden in the first film.

"NOW LIVE IT" Yeah, you rip out someone's spine right now

Sonya didn't declare it to be Kombat Time over and over, 0/10.

I think the cliffhanger to this will be resolved in an animated movie they're making this year. Sadly they couldn't get the old animation team back.

"GODDAMMIT I'M JOHNNY CAGE!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Is that Black Canary behind the Chuck Noris looking guy at 10:38 ? lol.

Drunk at the animation studio isn’t a way to make a good tie-in.

And now Jim Cummings did the Splatter House remake terror mask

14:12: Ah, I see that after being revived Kung Lao decided to become one with conquestland and he too became a shitty CGI model.

I'm Commander FemShepard and this is my favorite reviewer on KZfaq.

Director: "We begin production tomorrow and I think we have a good cast. Commander Shepard as Sonya, Dr. Robotnik as the villains and Johnny Bravo as Johnny Cage*." Producer: "Great! Send them the script." Director "...I *KNEW* I forgot to write something." *They're pretty much the same character anyway lol

I actually like the 1995 mortal kombat movie.

3:06 So... Is Sub-Zero trying to speak like a pirate or what? 😂

This movie's version of Raiden looks like Space Ghost.

I do believe anyone else could have animated this better.

Wow, "That water animation loooks sooooo stuupiid."

13:41 Revenant Durok for "Who's Next!"

This is interesting remembering this with the new animated MK movie.

3:43 Oh my God! Look at that chin! This Enormous Woman Will Devour Us All!

I think Clancy Brown did a better voice acting in the other cartoon than that one..

Didn’t know this was a prequel to foodfight

I just remembered that my local family video used to rent this for free. Even they thought it was crap.

i am pretty sure I am the only human being on the planet clamoring specifically for the Thankskilling episode, but it has been unavailable to watch online for over 2 years, so I would love to see it uploaded.

10:15 Woah, Hornbuckle made a cameo appearance.

When I was a kid, I loved this video tape. As an adult, I wonder what the hell kid me was thinking.

I went to the live tour in Rochester ny. It was downright horrid.

i can't stop laughing at Sub-Zero's little kitty ears.

I look at this and wonder.. How would a Badass version of this look like?

"You should give a shit Johnny Cage...SILENCE!!!"

Aaaaaand Johnny Cage feels sick. Lovely. For some reason I sympathize him!

Lore fact, the older sub zero is named be-han and his younger brother is named qui-li-yang

Phelous the Greatest Mortal Kombat Reviewer!

I have great pride with the knowledge that later this spring we're actually getting a good animated Mortal Kombat movie.

That's it!, I'm cancelling my subscription to the Lin-Q clan..

okay. im hooked. love your stuff!

Satam Robotnik also voiced Minsk in Baldur's Gate.

Fun fact: Reboot was already putting out 3D animation that put this to shame every single week by this time, so there’s no excuse for this quality.

I've always wondered why Andrew Dickman drew Sub-zero with giant cat whiskers on this title card... I like his work, it's just a curious choice...

9:01 All I can hear is Darkwing Duck. It's especially funny if you watch the full fight.

Those costumes from "The Live Tour" looked like they've ripped off from World Martial Arts Championship.

pretty sad, they had some pretty iconic voice actors

with the money they saved on those shitty 3D effects they probably could have hired some competent animators. why did they combine them anyway? that makes no sense and is so damn jarring.

16:23 Raiden: Sssshaang Tsssuuung!!! *Shang Tsung: What!?* Raiden: Once again, you defy the sacred rules of the tournament! Raiden (Phelous v/o): That's why I let it happen for a while and didn't help first, cuz it was against the rules!

I remember buying this when i was a young teenager and i really thought it was going to be a 95 minute cartoon. Holy fuck, i felt ripped off by it. Only 45 mins and did not even cover a lot of the lore. Thank God for bittorent and pirate bay. I will only purchase anime, tv series and movies that are worth my money.

You wear your sunglasses at night when you're so cool, the sun shines on you twenty-four hours a day.

Its obvious why Sub Zero and Scorpion don't have flaps Phelan, its because they didn't want to animate them, IM SO META!

Is it fitting I bought MKX yesterday?

Rewatching this review & recognizing Jeff Bennett's voice as Johnny Cage right out of the gate. Seriously, I could hear hints of Johnny Bravo with a dash of Brooklyn-style snark & I don't know if I should be impressed or scared.

Jim Cummings in Mortal Kombat. Oh yes... That’s good. Also borrowed Shredder voice while James Avery was off yelling at Will Smith.

This is almost like Phoenix / Dingo levels of bad animation!!

Aaaaah! it like a prequel to legend of the dragon!

Wow Raiden.... 300 pounds? That white robe of yours is really slimming.

oh look, creating unrendered CGI elements. That's Shang Tsung's new ability. (9:23)

I'm so glad this exists. For years I was convinced it wasn't real

Subzero : "Frozen Hadou-ken"

18:51 All right, entering the Secret Code right here... Aaaaand.... 19:02 *A HEART SO COLD ACTIVATED* That was unexpected...

Poopoo head, good lord that came out of left field and I almost choked on my drink.

No, noooo, tell me that isn't Jennifer Hale voicing sonya? wtf jim cummings AND jennifer hale were in this? geez, i hope they went uncredited at least

SEGA Saturn water......now that made me laugh!

wow, it took me THIS LONG to realise sub-zero has cute cat ear for no reason XD I thought Mortal Kombat is serious 18 stuff😅