Made this one after receiving some requests. Lol he's so funny, had so much fun while making it. Which one did you like the most? :p Follow me on Twitter: / lostygirl Follow me on Twitch: / mslaracroftx
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@The73MPL4R7 жыл бұрын
"Repulsive human..." "Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive" "Who told you this?!" My favorite one
@Alex-vl1mk7 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that Mileena slept with Reiko
@alexwells66857 жыл бұрын
MrBoomboomtime2 I gotta stay away from Mileena let her sleep with Baraka.
@gabriellethomas99826 жыл бұрын
Alex Wells Oh Mileena slept with Baraka that was funny.
@leek.36716 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but who or what is Baraka again?
@flawlessshooter90816 жыл бұрын
Shadow Thief A creepy guy that has Teeth like mileenas or worse😷😷
@seanlebron19 жыл бұрын
Jacqui: No jokes, let's do it Johnny: That's what she said Jacqui: It never stops....... LOL 😂👏
@trinity36317 жыл бұрын
Jozi zoo So you're voting for Johnny Cage during the election just like me?
@shawnthornton79716 жыл бұрын
she wants the D
@PokemonTrainerVince5 жыл бұрын
@Agt.BADASS When people say "that's what she said." it is a play on words to a sexual joke. Like if a woman looks at a house and she says "It's so big." I can say "that's what she said." Only differences is the other woman was talking about a penis, not a house.
@johnoz22842 жыл бұрын
@@shawnthornton7971 she did tell Cassie Johnny is hot
@duncanmcknight46227 ай бұрын
I remember that joke from King of the hill.
@damioncastillo6689 жыл бұрын
Kenshi: "A showdown, as in your films? " Johnny Cage: "Did you like them?" Kenshi: "Blindness has its perks" ......get rekt
"Don't you owe me a pair of sunglasses?" The Mortal Kombat Movies are canon!
@soulexchangemusic9 жыл бұрын
*were
@MechanicOrga9 жыл бұрын
+david lewis Denial*
@soulexchangemusic9 жыл бұрын
no MK9 took a dump on MK1-8 and Liu Kang defeats Goro instead
@TheNewLelouch179 жыл бұрын
KidEDarus Don't forget the "headed for a fall" line.
@bday03079 жыл бұрын
Joey B. I've heard that from a video
@aaronn.51645 жыл бұрын
Johnny: "Hello Nurse." Kitana: "Y.. You're gonna need a nurse." Johnny: "Can't trash talk."
@AveragePizzaEnjoyer59 ай бұрын
*“Hot. But can’t trash talk.”
@scottadams62469 жыл бұрын
Kitana: Ugh Cage ! Johnny: Want some of this ? Kitana: I'm fairly certain nobody does. The sass is strong with this one lol.
@randomContentHere932287 жыл бұрын
C
@franciscovelasquez57837 жыл бұрын
I like kitana
@dylanaroberts975 жыл бұрын
Scott Adams I mean, Sonya did.
@jakealter55042 жыл бұрын
@@dylanaroberts97 and ironically, Johnny actually turned out to be the better parent
@Yayofangamer162 жыл бұрын
@@jakealter5504 The irony
@Vath1219 жыл бұрын
Johnny: This is embarrassing. Johnny: Don't beat yourself up over it. Johnny: Wow, I AM annoying. xD.
@RandumbDoomer5 жыл бұрын
Wait, you got it wrong. Johnny said the first and last line!
@AngeloXRemasteredVO4 жыл бұрын
everyone in the MK universe: Ya ThInK!!!!
@jennifercorbett86403 жыл бұрын
@@RandumbDoomer No, it was clearly Johnny. Did you even watch the video?
@RandumbDoomer3 жыл бұрын
@@jennifercorbett8640 What the heck man? Why would I leave a comment like that before watching the video? It was Johnny, I tell you!
@jennifercorbett86403 жыл бұрын
@@RandumbDoomer I watched the video, and it was DEFINITELY Johnny.
@RealArcalian9 жыл бұрын
Johnny: You need me here. Raiden: Has anyone ever agreed with that statement? Johnny: Yeah, you did, when I saved you and all of Earthrealm from Shinnok! Raiden: ...oh.
@protoluigi20476 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that I didn't kill most of our allies unintentionally unlike you Raiden!!!
@1aundulxaldin5 жыл бұрын
Mortal Kombat shares something common with going to a Nudist Colony. The lack of Quality Control.
@charlesmoore84959 жыл бұрын
Johnny: Were you bitten by a radioactive scorpion? Scorpion: How did you form such a ludicrous idea? Johnny: From a "Marvelous" comic book.
@trinity36317 жыл бұрын
Charles Moore Did you make that one up?
@3Guys1Video6 жыл бұрын
?
@RandumbDoomer5 жыл бұрын
Wow, that NEEDS to be in MK11.
@gjtrue5 жыл бұрын
Good one! 😎
@arsenal47394 жыл бұрын
@@RandumbDoomer nah not really. Glad they didn't put it in there.
@Kelly114488 жыл бұрын
Subzero: "You approach me as a foe." Johnny: "Nah I'm just out of ice cubes"
@andrasvarga50175 жыл бұрын
sometimes I regret our alliance
@roderickspencerjr.24825 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Arnex195 жыл бұрын
@@andrasvarga5017 Ice to see ya.
@rockstar75productions4 жыл бұрын
Must everything be a joke
@keanusamuels17824 жыл бұрын
@@rockstar75productions ya it does
@guma84368 жыл бұрын
Erron: What ill wind blew you here? Johnny: You said blew Erron: Child! Love that one 😂
@ourohiromi7455 жыл бұрын
Care to explian to me that line? Didn't get the joke...
@Erica695 жыл бұрын
The other one Johnny said same one who knocked you out of the ugly tree lol
@nevergivingusup5 жыл бұрын
Erron: What ill wind blew you here? Johnny: The same one who knocked you out of the ugly tree! Erron: Bad idea to insult me...
@SuviDrache5 жыл бұрын
@@ourohiromi745 His last name is Black, and he said Blew (blue is a color)
@pjbickham35475 жыл бұрын
@@SuviDrache Oh...I thought he meant...something else.
@game84cube8 жыл бұрын
Johnny: You lost, Coldilocks? Sub-Zero: I have found what I seek Johnny: Thought you were looking for the Three Brrrs
@thenigelverse11307 жыл бұрын
game84cube Now that's funny.
@thedogethatgames62647 жыл бұрын
game84cube lol lmao lmfao
@antonhagbox025 жыл бұрын
*Koldilocks, technically
@game84cube5 жыл бұрын
@@antonhagbox02 ...how did I forget that
@ionutblaj1285 жыл бұрын
@@game84cube I have found what I sought. And birds, not brrrs
@ellankih9 жыл бұрын
Johnny is better than ever in this game. Some of best: JC: Hey Ermac Ermac: We'll end you! JC: We? Is your mother joining us? Kenshi: A showdown as in your films JC: Did you like 'em? Kenshi: Blindness has it's benefits JC: Gonna test you Jin, Jin: Gonna get me a A++ JC: Or be flat on your A S S Mileena: Repulsive Human! JC: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive. Mileena: Who told you this? Raiden: You followed me here. JC: You need me here. Raiden: Has anyone ever agreed on this statement. JC: Grandpa Shinnok: I'll rip your insolent tongue off. JC: Ya ya shutup JC: Hey baby Sonya: You are such an ass JC: And you love it JC: ICE to seee ya Sub0: Must everything be a joke? JC: Ya, it does! JC: What circus you escape from? Ferra/Torr: Jokie Mangoes squash JC: Direct your attnetion to the center ring. LOL
@lostygirl9 жыл бұрын
Batman Fanatic Hahahaha x'D I love the interaction with Reptile too:Johnny Cage: And how are we today? Reptile Be for warned, my anger is great! Johnny Cage: Nothing worse than a cranky frog lmaooooo
@ellankih9 жыл бұрын
MsLaraCroftx Hahaha, true. How did I forget to mention that one?
@lostygirl9 жыл бұрын
Batman Fanatic Lol the ones you mentioned are also funny, especially the one with Kenshi x'D
@2023PerfectDark9 жыл бұрын
Your little harpoon? So cute
@TheBeastsInc9 жыл бұрын
Batman Fanatic Best one was one of his mirror intros: JC1: This is embarrassing JC2: Don't beat yourself up over it JC1: Wow... I AM annoying! LMAO
@legendmrsinful94939 жыл бұрын
Johnny: Hey, Mac. Ermac: We will end you. Johnny: We? Is your mother joining us? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!360NOSCOPE360SCOPE360NOSCOPEDEATHCAM:5:09:75DEATHCAM:5:09:75DEATHCAM:5:09:75DEATHCAM:5:09:75deeznutsOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
@ertz1419 жыл бұрын
Chill
@lait39679 жыл бұрын
Ja'Mel Winstead xXjaqsweg420Xx: Let's get it on!x_X_JOHNNYBESTQUIKSCOPES_X_x: lol dats wut she said LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
@Infernal.9 жыл бұрын
Did u forgot about loomanatte?
@ffann1009 жыл бұрын
Ja'Mel Winstead *MLG scream*
@RIPdixiecarter8 жыл бұрын
Ja'Mel Winstead That alone was a fatality
@Shamwow788 жыл бұрын
Quan Chi: I have found you, Johnny Cage. Cage: Did you bring cupcakes?? Quan Chi: No...death. That one always gets me XD
@Ratchet_TFP3 жыл бұрын
Quan chi Say Cupcake death
@EmperorRadiationEmpire2 жыл бұрын
Cupcake of death
@mcknightmorgan2021 Жыл бұрын
What the hell Quan Chi?! I want cupcakes!
@AirbenderHawk8 жыл бұрын
Kung Jin: Gonna get me an A++ Johnny Cage: Or you'll be flat on your A-S-S XD love that one 😂😂😂
@thedogethatgames62647 жыл бұрын
Antonio Reyes same
@boogvaldez78747 жыл бұрын
Antonio Reyes Johnny Cage: there's good-looking rabbit. Judy Hopps: funny. that's Nick Wilde said Johnny Cage: really I heard he luck fox.
@sarahashford29026 жыл бұрын
Antonio Reyes me too
@nightmarefuel85372 жыл бұрын
That all ways got me😅👍🤣🤣
@bebitacaramet6972 жыл бұрын
Well, Johnny had to make some jokes on opponents.
@ChingisMurzagaliev9 жыл бұрын
Kenshi: "Showdown? As in your films?" JC: "Did you like them?" K: "Blindness has its benefits." OOOOOOOOHHH!
@uktthe_king_fish57698 жыл бұрын
HAPPY FEET WOMBO COMBO DAT AINT FALCO
@fatimamazzantti93338 жыл бұрын
U%)) mllnkkkkkk de la tttgvgggggg1y io0r)##hhtyyyyyyc cc de los que ttthhhttyy
@TheSilentVoid_5 жыл бұрын
Gooooottt eeeeeeemmmm!
@emilyannthevioletghost7155 жыл бұрын
*REKT!*
@switchblade65 жыл бұрын
We may have found the one more sassy guy than Johnny
@TrocaTheNero8 жыл бұрын
Cage: Hey Mac. Ermac: We will end you! Cage: We? Is your mother joining us? xD
@CKck81463 жыл бұрын
Loll
@SoopahTallGuy9 жыл бұрын
Ah, you missed the best Sub-Zero interaction! "You lost, Coldilocks? Thought you'd be looking for the three brrrrrrrrrs". xD
@eviljoel9 жыл бұрын
Luke Merrills That pun is so bad that's it's actually physically painful. I love it.
@onedaxster7 жыл бұрын
Luke Merrills i think this was before that one was added
@Simplegreentea7 жыл бұрын
JC: 50 Bucks says I win Raiden: I do not wager money JC: Then I get to wear your hat. XD
@enderrye33309 жыл бұрын
Mortal kombat will never be the same without Johny ,fucking love that guy
@Supperdude910 ай бұрын
Let's see where MK 1 goes. I'm kinda interested in what he'll say to John Cena's Peacekeeper.
@crystallee93819 жыл бұрын
8:58 Kung Lao: Why are you here, Cage? Johnny Cage: To tell you Zorro's mom wants her hat back! Kung Lao: Any hope for mercy is lost.
@Theelectroarcheologist5 жыл бұрын
To be fair I always did thought Kung Lao was a rip off of zorro 😂
@rojaws11839 жыл бұрын
Good old Johnny, never change please. It's a good thing his daughter takes after him in personality.
@huntclanhunt96972 жыл бұрын
Changing is what made him so good. Older Johnny is waaaaay better than young Johnny.
@lightheart57 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage is the "Deadpool" of Mortal Kombat
@youraveragejoe24 жыл бұрын
Both talk shit to their opponents.
@keanusamuels17824 жыл бұрын
Well without the regenerating of course
@conceptk69183 жыл бұрын
Kinda
@SmelleyGU3 жыл бұрын
Yes finally I'm not the only one
@AmbientMess3 жыл бұрын
Except Cage's humour is actually funny
@shingohan69337 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage: any of these shops yours? Kotal Khan: this entire marketplace is mine Johnny: they maybe they'll give u some pants
@joncarr12005 жыл бұрын
I like these intros a lot more than MK 11. Johnny is more mature, but still a goofball, which is something we all can love about him.
@andrebaxter4023 Жыл бұрын
The jokes are much better in these intros as well.
@hybridAbsol Жыл бұрын
Scary to think that MK10 story takes place after MK11, which explains why everyone is being toxic in this game
@arataki_ittoofficial437511 ай бұрын
@@hybridAbsolwhat? After? How
@cubeddoubled154311 ай бұрын
@@arataki_ittoofficial4375technically it’s both, MK11 is set after 10 but time wimey BS mean that in the story mode most of the characters are their MK9 selves transported forward in time
@arataki_ittoofficial437511 ай бұрын
@@cubeddoubled1543 Still technically not how it would work but I see your point
@rafaeljesus91379 жыл бұрын
Jacqui: No jokes; let's do this? Johnny: That's what she said. Jacqui: It never stops. Gold.
@boogvaldez78747 жыл бұрын
Rafael Jesus Nick Wilde: did your dad is sour about me Jacqui: I don't know maybe Nick Wilde: he never forget about i drop water bucket on head
@elijahbeeman82957 жыл бұрын
Boog Valdez no
@jakemuller55 жыл бұрын
@@boogvaldez7874 trash no offense
@Sonicdude4299 жыл бұрын
Kenshi: A showdown? Like in your movies? Cage: Did you like em'? Kenshi: Blindness has its benefits. OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TripleKill360NoScopeBURRRNN!
@eroupopper8 жыл бұрын
Johnny might need to get a burn heal, from that burn.
@miverangelofajardo25998 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh!!! Put some ice on that burnt area ohhhh!!! *MLG AIRHORN PLAYS* *NOSCOPES SARUDE DUMSTORM*
@uktthe_king_fish57698 жыл бұрын
HAPPYFEET WOMBOCOMBO DATAINTFALCO
@nopenopenopesomuchnope41377 жыл бұрын
Someone call Sub Zero because Johnny needs some ice for that burn!
@DeIta.6 жыл бұрын
Kenshi’s on fire, get the fire extinguisher
@GeekyQuinn8 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage: Kenshi, is it true? Kenshi: Is what true? Johnny Cage: Are your nuts truly numb? Me: *Laughs so god damn hard* XD
@cwoherem8 жыл бұрын
+HyugaGamer Didn't get that one :P
@tyreeesebaity54548 жыл бұрын
+Cee Woo he punchs people in the nuts.
@thestrider40358 жыл бұрын
+Tyreeese Baity yeah he like to be a real..."dick". YEAHHH!!
@switchblade65 жыл бұрын
@@thestrider4035 I have no patience for your humor
@FingerBreakerWu9 жыл бұрын
Gogo: Johnny Cage! JC: Don't you owe me some sunglasses? Awesome movie reference!
@sammyferns50739 жыл бұрын
??
@Lunardivider249 жыл бұрын
Sammy Ferns Goro broke Johnny's $200 glasses in the 90's movie
@jdawg869 жыл бұрын
$500 dollar lunar
@sexybeast20519 жыл бұрын
***** Another one is: Johnny: Heading for a fall, Goro!
@homosaxaphone51629 жыл бұрын
Jaqqi: lets do it Johnny: thats what she said 😂😂😂
@eviljoel9 жыл бұрын
Twice the Cages, twice the terrible puns. Oh boy.
@friteccheung6518 жыл бұрын
6:53 K: I've bested you before. Johnny: I was being nice....those ten times...
@ootfan78828 жыл бұрын
lollolol
@panyat5 жыл бұрын
Eleventh to mk11
@riley66819 жыл бұрын
Kenshi: A showdown? As in your movies? Johnny: Did you like 'em? Kenshi: Blindness has it's benefits. #rekt
@killerkdawg888 жыл бұрын
10:13-10:17 - Mileena sure didn't deny it though...
@3Guys1Video6 жыл бұрын
lol
@matthewboyer74015 жыл бұрын
I don't think Baraka was worthy of getting that hybrid ass anyway.
@arsenal47394 жыл бұрын
@@matthewboyer7401 when you realize Baraka is the luckiest person in the MK universe
@joshuagabrielcatindig76073 жыл бұрын
@@arsenal4739 until MK11 happened...at the price of him being playable.
@yugiohgames104 Жыл бұрын
Baraka: Uh, Mileenaaa. You really gonna do me like dat Milenaaaaa?
@VainRose59 жыл бұрын
Johnny's dialogue with Sonya is the best!
@FinalKamehameha449 жыл бұрын
Vain Rose IKR
@arsenal47394 жыл бұрын
@Stefano Pavone I would love to hear that but sadly and let's admit, Sonya would never say that to Johnny(the first part).
@somerandomgamernamedaustin69549 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage: "Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive" c: Mileena: "Who told you this?!" :O I fucking love Johnny Cage.
@TheSuperjacob588 жыл бұрын
Cage match! You didn't just say that. I am your daughter. BEST ONE 10/10
@Kredina3 жыл бұрын
“Johnny Cage” “I got a surprise for you” “You’ll be quiet from here on” Just had me
@Allronix8 жыл бұрын
Y'know, it looks like Cage's irreverence serves a purpose. Think about it; he's not the trained from birth warrior, military, or Chosen One. (He knew he was supposed to be the "funny sidekick" and Liu Kang was "the hero," but then MK9...) He was probably the only straight guy who did musical theater, and started training because he was tired of being stuffed into lockers. Hell, he only signed on thinking it was going to shut up some tabloids, and ended up in over his head. As a result, he's kinda out of his league. Cracking jokes and insightful sarcasm rattles his opponents, gets them to focus on the words instead of his ability. His style (including the Shadow kick) is all about misdirection and obfuscation, getting underestimated. Basically, he's that universe's answer to Harry Dresden.
@buffoonustroglodytus46885 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is harry dresden
@keanusamuels17824 жыл бұрын
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 some fighter probably
@CountDVB3 жыл бұрын
@@keanusamuels1782 Harry Dresden is the wizard protagonist of the book series Dresden Files.
@jakealter55042 жыл бұрын
He actually wound up being more up to the task than expected, he did beat shinnok
@sunsetkittykat51507 жыл бұрын
Kenshi: A showdown, as in your films? Johnny: did you like 'em? Kenshi: Blindness has its benefits. lol, my favorite line! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@dastardlycrook64438 жыл бұрын
I love how Cage doesn't give a shit if he's talking to a three thousand year old god, he will still mock them to their face and prove they were wrong to underestimate him 😊
@2Good2BeTrue455 жыл бұрын
DastardlyCrook thats what makes Cage such an endearing character and a fan favorite since the beginning. I'm happy he finally got his due in MKX by taking Liu Kang's place, being the hero of Earthrealm actually defeating Shinnok. I just feel MKX should have completely been based on him being the complete main hero instead of creating Cassie in classic Mary Sue fashion and taking the shine off of Cage.
@antonhagbox025 жыл бұрын
*FORMER God
@MrTBSC5 жыл бұрын
@Notre Aira except (at least i find) superman is the least likeable superhero as he has about EVERYTHING (and he´s alien which kinda makes it difficult to be a relatable character) .. puting him into a villain role ... just fits him somehow .. he feels more right being an obstacle to overcome than him being the one overcoming obstacles such as doomsday or darkseid .. ..
@hunterkeiser61219 жыл бұрын
cassie : "CAGE MATCH!" JC : "your eally just said that" I just lost it when I heard this.
@journeymanX8 жыл бұрын
"dont you owe me sunglasses" love the mk 95 reference
@Angie23438 жыл бұрын
+journeymanX OMG! They referenced the 1995 movie?! Holy shit!
@cfruge4448 жыл бұрын
+Angie2343 Don't forget the in-joke about Johnny punching Goro in the balls in that.
@Angie23438 жыл бұрын
+cfruge444 =D 1995 also gave us the first Power Rangers movie.
@Allronix8 жыл бұрын
+Angie2343 I think the Highlander joke at the beginning was also an indirect node, considering the casting of Raiden in the film.
@Angie23438 жыл бұрын
+Allronix =D
@walterfrancis6896 Жыл бұрын
0:49 Johnny Cage's daughter Cassandra "Cassie" Cage 3:46 Johnny Cage's arch enemy Goro 4:04 Johnny Cage's ally Jacqueline Sonya "Jacqui" Briggs 4:38 Johnny Cage's ally Jackson "Jax" Briggs 5:30 Johnny Cage's arch enemy Kano 13:29 Johnny Cage's ally Sonya Blade
@friedwater65196 жыл бұрын
*"iTs GaMe OveR MaN!"* - Johnny Cage to Alien
@jadapownall2800 Жыл бұрын
I love Johnny he's also funny as hell 😂 he turns the awkward moments always funny
@SlurpeeTheUnholy8 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna get my awards and shove 'em through your skull." So his Fatality from MK9's still canon.
@thenigelverse11307 жыл бұрын
Screw Reynolds, Johnny Cage should play Deadpool in the next movie. He is an actor after all.
@thedogethatgames62647 жыл бұрын
nigel dixie he plays as himself
@thenigelverse11307 жыл бұрын
FOXY the pirate fox 191827366272636363 Yeah, but he doesn't do a good job at it.
@thedogethatgames62647 жыл бұрын
nigel dixie maybe he will be robo Johnny cage
@Arkhamman20234 жыл бұрын
How is he not good? Reynolds does a great job as Deadpool. Also there is no need for you to say *Screw Reynolds* No need to be a dick
@zeoalexo4 жыл бұрын
@@Arkhamman2023 the joke Your head
@RobbinKungTV9 жыл бұрын
10:14 Sleeping with Barakas, Repulsive. WHO TOLD YOU THIS??? Lmao
@lewisb9439 жыл бұрын
It's hilariously scary for one reason: Imagine the child
@MTdaBlacking8 жыл бұрын
+Kosta Stamenkovic What if the child had to get milk from Mama Mileena?
@Marterez_ZQ7 жыл бұрын
Baraka fucking Mileena...all those growls and snarles..... *shudders*
@smashikeryu18815 жыл бұрын
That got me bad 😂😂😂
@dogeclan65405 жыл бұрын
Mileena: repulsive human Johnny: sleeping with Baraka is *repulsive* Mileena: *who told you this* Omg that had me dead 😂
@wiesawpuchacki20888 жыл бұрын
Reptile: The actor... J.Cage: Just like you - working for scale xD
@pelakkagaming64097 жыл бұрын
4:25 "No jokes, let's do it." *That's what she said* I'm dead.
@arsenal47394 жыл бұрын
It's actually 4:21
@derrickalexander55574 жыл бұрын
Bro 😂
@user-fe6uu4fw2o8 жыл бұрын
So an actor and a Shaolin walk into a bar.....
@ElifSinim5 жыл бұрын
"I have no patience for your humor."
@garrettstanfield40685 жыл бұрын
JR Clement …and they said, “ow!”
@antonhagbox025 жыл бұрын
Then I'll get to the punchline...
@ThatAsianGuy685 жыл бұрын
JR Clement Love your profile pic
@thewrestler91845 жыл бұрын
I am an officer of the SJW police & I'm here to arrest you for slight racism! Your sentence is crucifixion, castration, and social media condemnation!
@Arjay99759 жыл бұрын
13:04 Telling Shinnok to shut up? Dang, Johnny.
@arsenal47394 жыл бұрын
You know what they say! Johnny Cage isn't afraid to die!
@angelaox854910 ай бұрын
What does shinnok actually say there?
@editingaccount8943 ай бұрын
@@angelaox8549if you haven’t found out yet he says "I will rip your insolent tongue from-"
@Obsessor239 жыл бұрын
It's so messed up that returning characters in MKX can now brutally murder their own kin, and they only seem mildly amused by the concept
@shadenkeltner80679 жыл бұрын
Perhaps they are revived after each fight...I mean Raiden is a God for crying out loud. And that would explain a lot. And 1 mind-blowing thing:Mileena slept with Baraka?! Disgusting!!!!!
@SenpaiSlime9 жыл бұрын
How does Raiden being a god explain anything if he has the ability to revive people then why did almost everyone die in Mortal Kombat 9 and Raiden had to go to Quan Chi just to beg him to revive them. (Also Mileena and Baraka where made for each other)
@shadenkeltner80679 жыл бұрын
Senpai Slime I admit,my theory may have some holes in it...but that is all it is...a theory.
@SenpaiSlime9 жыл бұрын
XD maybe all the fights in mortal kombat is just like the parallel quests in Dragon ball Xenoverse where its like an alternate timeline
@UMOGrunt9 жыл бұрын
Obsessor23 Well after Sindel unrepentantly beat Kitana to death they decided to go all in :V
@ammariegjesvold50039 жыл бұрын
JC: im going to test you jin JIN: and im going to get a A++ JC: or be flat on your a-s-s xD best one yet
@nomadskout98629 жыл бұрын
"there can be only one" XD
@yadayada37039 жыл бұрын
I've just woken up my whole house laughing at Cage saying 'Master Blaster' I'm glad someone in the game referenced that!
@Nkodtb9 жыл бұрын
Lol along with Johnny calling Raiden "Rai-diddy", he also calls him Rai-dude, Rai-Donkulis and Rai-Dental floss.
@houssemheni92316 жыл бұрын
+DreThaBeast Did he call him "Rai-diddy" or "Rai-dady"?
@p.v.72693 жыл бұрын
@@houssemheni9231 I know this question is 3 years old but yes, he did call him Rai-diddy
@Nerd101NerdsTheWord8 жыл бұрын
10:14 SHE...SHE SLEPT WITH BARAKA! *Gets out of chair and flies to the opposite side of the world*
@Roderickthegray8 жыл бұрын
Damn she downgraded lmao she slept with Reiko before
@uktthe_king_fish57698 жыл бұрын
WHO TOLD HIM THIS?!
@tali68448 жыл бұрын
+Nerd101 In Baraka's Ending in MK: Deception he does end up making her his queen but even then I dunno
@theringwoodbros8 жыл бұрын
Speaking of baraka, I wonder why here's not in this game?
@toybonniebon8 жыл бұрын
+theringwoodbros Baraka got killed by Devora during the story mode in MKX
@AlesterMyersWick4 жыл бұрын
10:47 "i have found you, johnny cage" "did you bring cupcakes?" "no, death!"
@notoriousrjg92574 жыл бұрын
His interactions with Kano kill me every time. So hilarious
@cerealjam7 жыл бұрын
cassise: cage match Johnny: you did not just say that cassie: i am your daughter
@desireeheremaia76369 жыл бұрын
Johnny: Gonna test ya Jin Jin: Gonna get me an A++ Johnny: Or you'll fall flat on your A-S-S LMAO!!
@Wolfoflogic829 жыл бұрын
How you doing Liu Liu? Lol
@Archery_1009 жыл бұрын
No, it's Mr. Liu Liu.
@uktthe_king_fish57698 жыл бұрын
Consider to whom you speak.
@trinity36316 жыл бұрын
harry fisher Sorry, MISTER Liu Liu
@jamichealruiz86404 жыл бұрын
Lol
@AlesterMyersWick4 жыл бұрын
9:00 revenant kung lao: _"why are you here, cage?"_ johnny cage: "to tell you zorro wants your hat back" revenant kung lao: _"any hope for mercy is lost!"_
@maschiefondasoda3337 жыл бұрын
You missed one with Raiden. Raiden: "You followed me." Johnny: "You need me here." Raiden: "It wouldn't be Hell without Johnny Cage."
@kennedy0729 жыл бұрын
"Busy making another Shitty movie" OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JAX OWNS IT
@TheLtBicker7 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage: The psycho who talks to an imaginary audience. Deadpool: The comedian no one finds funny! Johnny Cage: I know more than one way to bust your gut. Deadpool: Hey, it's the Annoying Orange in human form! Johnny Cage: Leave the humor to the pros, Spider-Man II. Deadpool: Are your fighting skills as bad as your jokes?
@yourworstnightmare40927 жыл бұрын
Lt Bicker lol
@raylomas55087 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage: Hey, I saw your movie the other day. Deadpool: Yeah, it's better than all your movies combined. Johnny Cage: NOW you're gonna need those powers of regeneration.
@TheLtBicker7 жыл бұрын
Excellent one! Netherrealm Studios really should make him a guest character. Maybe they could even hire Ryan Reynolds to provide the voice again!
@thenigelverse11307 жыл бұрын
Lt Bicker I honestly prefer Nolan. Ryan is cool, and the movie was freaking awesome, but Nolan North FTW
@anthonywayne19287 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to see dialogue between Johnny Cage & Deadpool. You have made my dream come true.
@AriesKid3278 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage: Grandpa Shinnok: I will rip your insolent tongue from--- Johnny Cage: Yeah, Yeah Shut Up
@dixiecobb91892 жыл бұрын
I love that line. Its so funny!
@Smoothie_The_Gamecat5 жыл бұрын
There will be a lot more of Johnny Cage in MK 11. He's humorous and we like it.
@20495718 жыл бұрын
Me: The actor. Johnny Cage: I saved earth y'know. Me: Try the multiverse, then we'll talk.
@ggt478 жыл бұрын
😃😂😂
@fedoratheexplorer83178 жыл бұрын
Wow, your so cool omg omg 😱 dude.. Dont 😒
@Pedro-ho2xj8 жыл бұрын
:|
@20495718 жыл бұрын
pedro lorenzo You have to admit, that was a sick burn.
@Pedro-ho2xj8 жыл бұрын
Johnny P that would meant YOU saved the universe once, wich you didn't
@Adamsmasher937 жыл бұрын
Never a dull moment with Johnny Cage.
@JohnTheFoolish9 жыл бұрын
5:35 WOAAAAHHHH Kano just called Johnny a tosser
@PolyPinoy959 жыл бұрын
JC: Talk to me S: That wounds mean you'd have to keep quiet JC: You're right never mind
@tonyvercetti77928 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage has always been my favorite MK character, he's absolutely hilarious. Though his Johnny tattoo is ridiculous. LOL. Can't wait till they make a MKX figure of him.
@superstarultra282 жыл бұрын
God, Johnny was hysterical in this game.
@t.jwitherspoon39832 жыл бұрын
Way funnier than MK11
@superstarultra282 жыл бұрын
@@t.jwitherspoon3983 Agreed.
@jackjax79218 ай бұрын
@@superstarultra28 MK1 amp it up by 10x lmao
@ShadowStar-wo8vi5 жыл бұрын
I loved the interactions in these games, especially with Johnny.
@KenanVonKaiser Жыл бұрын
No Matter What Kotal Khan Suffers Nothing Is Worse Than Johnny Cages Nicknames To Kotal!
@Cyrax4d9 жыл бұрын
Blindness has its benefits...BUUUUURN !!
@AlesterMyersWick4 жыл бұрын
14:28 "ice to see you" _"must every thing be a joke?"_ "yeah, it does"
@PrestonGarveyofthesettlements8 жыл бұрын
so much burn, it sparked forest fires around the world.
@RoyJrthe2nd8 жыл бұрын
"No jokes, lets do this" *"That's what she said"* the way Johnny said it made me fucking lose it.
@AlesterMyersWick4 жыл бұрын
1:22 "cage match" "you didn't just say that!" "i am your daughter"
@trophix5 жыл бұрын
Johnny: Kenshi is it true?! Kenshi: is what true? Johnny: are your nuts truly numb? DAAAAAMM what a SAVAGE! 🤣🤣
@sonicsucks20 Жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@rebeckymo8 жыл бұрын
Kombat would be so dull without Johnny, most of the other players can be awfully dry without his wit to provoke them. I can't decide if I like Kenshi's return burn about 'blindness having advantages' or Raiden's 'has anyone agreed with that statement' better.
@5-Volt9 жыл бұрын
Johnny was my favorite back in the day. Then I hated him & thought he was a douche... Now in MKX I love him again! xD
@darkminer145 жыл бұрын
I love the cupcakes thing, I love they have a serious character in the roster who actually is comical
@drewhughes3519 жыл бұрын
I like how when Johnny said "don't you owe me some sunglasses" it was from the movie that's cool how they referenced it.
@youraveragejoe24 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@matthewclark56129 жыл бұрын
Johnny's such a smartass. I love it.
@TheShredtube8 жыл бұрын
My faves: Sonya: you're such an ass Johnny: And you love it then I get to wear your hat ring the bell son
@AlexAlex-ne2gm8 жыл бұрын
It's the only pocket psycho!!... missed it there
@AlesterMyersWick4 жыл бұрын
14:36 "you lost, coldilocks?" _"i found what i tought"_ "well i hope it brought snacks"
@captain_africa13919 жыл бұрын
Notice how Johnny's voice changed as he said there can be only one
@stevboo9 жыл бұрын
I guess someone said he was referencing that movie Highlander
@eviljoel9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's a Highlander reference.
@robbie_azure9 жыл бұрын
BugPope raiden says it in the movie too
@eviljoel9 жыл бұрын
Stefan Crow That's because the actor who played Raiden also played the hero in Highlander. So it's an insider joke.
@robbie_azure9 жыл бұрын
i didnt notice it was him....wow
@joeodonnell88003 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage has the best intros ever.... of all time
@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty2 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: Johnny Cage being a trash talking king.
@sonicsucks20 Жыл бұрын
Still not on Spideys level.
@ITheLoZKingI8 жыл бұрын
"How's it goin' Liu Liu?" "Consider to whom you speak." "Sorry. Mr. Liu Liu." Also, MileenaXBaraka new MK OTP. Ok, not really.
@MegaNightwolf17 жыл бұрын
johnny by far is the best hands down thank you for this
@johnnycage17538 жыл бұрын
Damn, I'm funny.
@johnnycage17538 жыл бұрын
Are you serious?! You comment that on Friendships, and now KZfaq?!
@johnnycage17538 жыл бұрын
He also threw me off a bridge..
@johnnycage17538 жыл бұрын
There were spikes down there, it could've killed me if I hadn't knew my stunts.
@cassiecage13458 жыл бұрын
Hi mom, Hi dad,
@cassiecage13458 жыл бұрын
Having a nice little chat?
@TheGuyWhoGoesMEH9 жыл бұрын
Mileena: Repulsive human Johnny: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive Mileena: Who told you this?! One of the best character interactions, probably laughed harder then I should of.
@torch7129 жыл бұрын
Cage (to Goro): "You owed me sunglasses" MOVIE EASTER EGG!