Ryan Walsh -when nobody else was there, life alert was there

I was literally scrolling thru the comments while listening to the video and as I read yours the lady was saying the line. Mayb I should play the lottery lol

Ha, gaaaaaaay

Midst Agreed.

Midst great price!

San Shinobi

Midst naw, the part when that host said "I've would have been there to take (your virginity) "it" all week" 3:11

“Did the doctor give him something for it?”. “No, but he gave ME something.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂🤣😂 a classic!!! 😜

What does it even mean?

​@@BlackMesa322 Urban = living in big population of people like cities Rural = living in small population of people like small towns

​@@BlackMesa322it means the doctor diagnosed her with her mental deficites and gave her meds against it.

I think the funniest one was that they should have had on there was naked grandma

The cherry on top was the next lady broke Richard again with "cuckoo".

@Kpopjamsss What’s funny is what happened afterward. Richard brought the daughter on....but couldn’t get through the “september” question. Took him like four tries.

I think since this was mainly older game shows (seemingly most on the same network too) it wouldnt be in this compilation. It's in plenty of other ones though!

So idk what's wrong with my ears, but I heard actor...

That's thanks to the awful speech impediment known as an "English Accent."

Kat Shakespeare isn’t an author

Shakespeare wasn’t an author either... so still wrong

Vinny L thank you echo

Feeler

When television was entertaining…

It was awesome. I was a kid.

The world is truly a sad place today.

Yep. This era was golden. Some of the brightest comedic minds kept us I. Stitches

Awww! I love it when people say that they feel nostalgic for a time they never knew. 🥰🇯🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🕊️🔥✝️

ONLY kids wear

Food.

Sadly...jkjk

Wrong

Just be glad he didn’t say adults

Alligator*

Pig

technically it's the right answer lol

+astrwolf how is it right?

gruntman200 it's actually what the person before him answered. that's why it's worth 0 points

Kelly Stout what about those guys I think on America’s got talent where like 3 of the brothers are named jesus

I'm wondering if he couldn't say the name or really WAS the real one. ????

@@cindyknudson2715 Sure. Double bluff. If the third one did the same thing, I would assume it was scripted.

Or he was just really smart as actually was the real one.

I don't even know what that means

Yes she was naturally beautiful.

grodhagen jeez no woman is going to want your uptight ass

@@desireev23dv I completely agree

she's probably dead so who cares.

I know wtf??

STRAWBERRY LIP GIRLS!!!

Strawberry Lap Girls if you know what I mean ; )

im dyingggggggg

Jason Blooey I was the 666th like ;)

got to put on my condom before I go to bed so I dont get ghost aids!

4:44

I definitely laughed out loud for that one.

Kat, may I suggest you KZfaq, '4K Birds Eating Seeds On a Stump to Entertain Cats!' About 2hrs 20min in, a BLUEJAY shows up!!!

You're absolutely right.

Hell, when TELEVISION was more entertaining…!

Um that's really all we had and it was still interesting, before we got ourselves spoiled over this new technology. Things like memes and plot pausing throwback or side scene funnies like family guy wears out, those were just our actual thoughts back in the day. Say something funny that could happen, FG shows it raining clowns, while then we just imagined it. All us boys that were "growing up" then, we had dad's old playboy hid very securely. Usually under our bed mattress while these days all they have to do is unlock the home screen on their parents phone and get it in 4k. Now I can see being a kid during those years with 4K, life would have been so simpler, but besides that all I'm glad that they got rid of is rat tails, mullets and pubic hair. But I'll rather take all that back and get rid of some of these child molesters and creeps so I can let my kids go out and play and call them in at dinner. Don't remember getting tired as a kid but I think my kids (if not all kids) are allergic to the Sun or grass. KZfaq is all I do, that's fun, on my phone or computer. I still have solitaire on my computer, phone. Social media I don't know if I want to get involved with it, because a little bit of time that I try to like it it seem like it took up way too much of my time for me just to have a my name repeated to somebody else or some little something like that. Like you're forcing the others to like you or trying to persuade others to like you. Whether they like me or not they know where I live I didn't know how to reach me on my phone I'll send them a picture if they want to see it that bad. Yeah I'm a '80s baby I know these days absolutely suck ass when it comes to actual fun, because fun these days get you fat. Stupid ass laws that got enforced almost feels like the kids can't be kids anymore. A real funny one to me is that parents cannot bust the kids ass especially while in public. Ass whoopins I got in or out of public while I was younger is what kept me out of jail. Cuz I wouldn't mind a jail time it's just when I got out of jail I know I might have to face that ass whooping. (The thought of it is what made me choose the more appropriate choice). Might miss a good little time walking all the way to the railroad tracks with your buddies, but a good time ain't nothing if I'm thinking about a butt whooping the whole time). I know nobody will probably read this but if it weren't for this little microphone button I would have been here for hours.

@@Hambone571 tv shows are way better now, there's no comparison

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯👌👌👌👌👌👌

Stephanie Morey lol. My old neighbor's grandma. I haven't seen this in a long time

hey she aint wrong! lolololol

I mean, it still has three letters in it.

Emu

They were looking for an everyday animal like a cat, dog, pig, rat, but no, for whatever reason the contestant had to say alligator

And the answer the first guy gave? 'Frog'

"Name an animal with three letters in its name" is what was said and technically alligator has three letters in it. The question didn't ask to name an animal with ONLY three letters in it.

Absolutely! I couldn’t breathe with snake charmer 😂

obviously it was avid masturbator with tendency to pop hat and let the snake join

The gut that designed the animation for that puzzle was an evil genius.

oranges can be yellow :P

+Alex Lopez Bananas can be brown

b illy idiot. The obvious answer is lime

b illy Apples can be Yellow :D

b illy EGGPLANT clearly

I thought she was going to say "Neither, he is a Presbyterian."

I felt bad for her too

I don't get what she could mean by urban

Those are kind of rudimentary words that any middle schooler should know. She’s in her 30’s at least.

She rolled with it pretty well considering how embarrassing it must've been hearing everyone laugh at her.

Tom Furgas On one Family Feud, Richard Dawson asked a contestant to name an Arab country. Her reply? Israel.

​@@Marsbonfire007That was funny back then, now due to the tensions going on it wouldnt fly so well as much.

the crazy cowgirl

me it's hilarious

+Milan Urbánek yep

Turkey.

the crazy cowgirl me

Tracy Hargraves I was thinking the very same thing

Tracy Hargraves thank god for your comment! I heard that and just thought "Sigmund freud" and I couldn't figure out why. see ing it spelled helped though, so thanks. 😂😂

Tracy Hargraves Urban is city born, rural is country side born

it was cold in the studio that day

One of my favorites ... LOL!!!

Well I hope so!

So what do r Us adults wear, barrels

@@elephantintheroom3854 ?

@@elephantintheroom3854 Well yeah, it means he or she was laughing hard

@@elephantintheroom3854 I'm confused

__Niko__ I think they meant feeling by hands. Like fruit, to check if it's ripe or okay to buy.

What would be the monetary value of excitement?

Well, there is another definition of "buy" meaning "believe". If something sounds like the deal of a lifetime or a dream come true, you can feel excited before you believe you're excited because of the surrounding doubt of the situation. "Feel excited before you buy it." Still a dumb answer from the context, but that guy wasn't entirely wrong.

Y'all dont get it?? Deff a funny

@@tonelo2191 idk what they're talking about, it's not exactly something you need to dig apart lol

MJF yeah same

He clearly said Arthur.

I heard Arthur. But that's my middle name so I've grown accustomed to telling the difference.

I too thought he said author not arthur

Shakespeare wasn't an author

To be fair, he wasn't wrong...

I'm not American. Can someone explain the joke?

It’s a line from a Sinatra song called New York, New York from the movie New York, New York. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/osthhKlk2tW1fps.html

@@solveigkristingunadottir9342 Thanks, man. Why did he say Phoenjx though? The crime, or is it because of Alabama?

@@SkyNinja759 Phoenix is in Arizona

Finn Underwood 😂

Finn Underwood i laff evrytiem

Finn Underwood Agreed.

And the answer being "snake charmer" was pretty good too

DrHaydentheFunny Zzaz. Q

Cryyyyyyying

Spell ruok Are you ok? Correct?

Read it just as he said it. Crazy timing. 😂

Where's Paul Lynde when you need him?

Well better than me I'm a little bent

I was gonna say same but I’m really short so 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

The lady's facial response should be a meme. She totally got what his response could be interpreted as.

P.D.? They have procedures to fix that today..

My all time favorite one!!! 🤣🤣🤣 especially CUPINE!! 🦔 😜

That was hilarious 😂

I sometimes do that when I see vodka on sale

He bought it, alright..!

Aye..lol

Dude it’s kind of a genius sarcastic answer.

I mean he’s not wrong. I remember being excited when I got a buy a toy when I was younger.

I think it was four letters, but yes, that's fuckin priceless.

Dave Kane it's three

Dave Kane "The question was, 'What follows a summer storm?' You gave me THE answer.......Snow." Gets me every time.

crocodile

Alligator does have 3 letters in its name. The questions wasn't name an animal that ONLY has 3 letters in its name.

I dont get it, whats the funny part here?

Richard Dawson... Had a crush on him,... & he was much older !!! I loved his quick wit !!!

Am I the only one who understood "get off" as the joke..

Yeah. Talk show hosts are always skeevy and entitled.

Technically, she's right. Bras are considered underwear and they are very uncomfortable after a long day. Of course, if I were the host I would have ditched the weak "what time do you get off work" line and gone with "I like where this is going. I'd take off my pants and jacket."

@@rogerlmoore4544 yeah but 99% of men will conjure up the image of her taking her panties off instead lol 😆

I was dead, too. OMG.

Thank you for your cervix...

@@christianmotley262 😆 🍻

@@christianmotley262 😄😁😅😅😅😅🤣🤣

13:17

Same😂

made me feel bad... she looks so sad lol

Burning Fire what does that mean?!

I don't know for sure, but I'm guessing urban meant black and rural meant white, judging by the time period and their reaction to her answers

Jahangir Talati Urban means a city area and very populous and rural means a country area and not very populous.

She's not wrong!

I've NEVER worn a night cap to bed, and wont even comment on sweatsuit. Condom is the most likely answer out of the ones given

Anthony Ferrara same in the 80s and early 90s. Watched a lot of Price is Right and reruns of other game shows on USA Network when it first started.

Dawson was great on Hogan's Heroes too!

5 channels!!!!! spoiled kid!!When I was young we only had 2 and they had 15 minute shows with 15 minute test patterns.

5 channels? You were lucky. We could only dream of having 5 channels.

We had NBC, CBS, ABC, a local affiliate which eventually became FOX, and of course, PBS. But because my dad was smart and put an antenna on the roof, we got three more from Canada--one was in French. We had this box on top of the TV which adjusted the direction of the antenna remotely. Very ultra modern!

Michael Reisch this comment made me laugh more than the video did 😂

*frame

I thought I was the only one 😂

You don’t even need to take your shoes off to count them all!

Recorded on a potato.

I can hardly think of a better casting choice than Richard Dawson as Damon Killian. He nailed that role just like Ben Richards nailed that legal flunky in the back with his pen.

Dawson was great both on FF and Hogan's Heroes. It was a shame he struggled with addiction.

He was CREEPY though

​@@lisachiappetti6092Creepy af for Sure.

​@@dr.davidenglish778Handsy creep.

lmao ikr they can't try this now

+Bystander55 I'd wanna see Family Feud with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. I'd bet he and Steve would get along _really_ well.

Now you know why I hate Political Correctness. I grew up with these shows. It SUCKS nowadays that you can't say ANYTHING out of fear that you might OFFEND someone! People used to have a sense of humor. People didn't take things so seriously that they couldn't laugh at themselves or certain situations. I mean, shit, people will hunt you down and get you fired from your job if you say something that just happens to offend one or two people and it gets caught on camera, even if you weren't at your job, or in uniform/work clothes at the time you said it. WTF is wrong with people these days?

+Dakarn it's all fun and games until someone offends YOU

Bystander55 More than half the things on tv are fake anyways.

Depending on what it is, he wasn't wrong!

But, It's not a matter of right or wrong.

@@davelowets um…. Ok? That makes no sense….

@@ZippedUpKitz Think about it for a minute or ten. It'll come to you.

@@davelowets I wasn’t trying to make this into what is right and what is wrong! Jeez… I was agreeing with the guy! Think about it…. Do you get EXCITED if you have to go to the store to buy diapers for your kids (assuming you have them)? I would bet the answer to that is No… what is exciting about diapers???? On the other hand, when you were going out to buy your first car, we’re you not excited about it? Do you understand what I meant now when I said, "depending on what it is, he wasn’t wrong?" As for the rules of the game…. If the people surveyed answered with that, then all the power to him…. If not, well that’s sad because he didn’t get the points. That is all I was saying… why make such an issue out of it and then attempt to insult me? Seriously… sheesh…

Is that the rock's grandmother?

​​@@BigSidViciousMt. Fiji. She was one of the first female wrestlers. The WWF type wrestlers. GLOW

​@BigSidVicious you might have realized that, but it'd be awesome if they were related. I know he has family that wrestled and she was a legacy wrestler according to the Netflix show.

Game show hosts are always on the alert for any contestant from Samoa.

Any game show ever is better than any reality show ever. But yeah this was peak game show.

it's not wrong if you use the "how many months have 28 days" logic.

Turkey

yeah, why the hell would you bring a turkey on a beach?!?

+DennisTheZZZ for Sammiches?

The psychology of it is pretty surface level and apparent, no?

Is that how you say 'sandwiches'? ! I love it! I will too now!!

Cluv22 well I wouldnt of been able to solve it seeing how in the word gloss it should of been gl _ ss because the letters L & S have already been guessed so it should be filled in already not fair lol

It’s a tossup

@@ryanreinhardt3101 Same with the second R in strawberry - and I'm sure they were revealed in the show. But then who would see the thumbnail for this video and click the bait?

I’m confused about why the second R and S were missing. How does that happen?

+Ugly Casanova what the actual fuck are you saying. Try thinking first dumbass

+Ugly Casanova what?

Saint Bone 😹

His family was so pissed

normal people dont do that.

Learning Super bruh it said accidentally ... normal people also have accidental moments...

I don't just wear my shoes through the house.

Didn't he say shoe? I do sleep with one shoe on some times

Teflon Don pretty but dumb... rather stupid

Teflon Don *was She us probably in her 70's by now

five head

Teflon Don True meaning of "blond"

That was in 1969, if she was 25 there she is 72 now.

6 days 23 hours and 59 minutes and 45 seconds trying to figure out how to put the condom on....

@@TAKLProductions Superb comment! 😆

@@TAKLProductions well he knew how to tie a knot!

Omg you could never say that now 😂

@@polysom6345 never! Ppl are too busy playing "victim" and virtue signaling to laugh.

MEGACORP Domain was that necessary

I wonder if she really thought about that answer

But I can't understand the question... what is it ???

@@ndensndens6244 "name something men wear to bed"

"Hhh- heheh!" (He almost answered.)

The question was "Name a famous Arthur", the contestant thought he said "author".

Either you are dumb or you are trolling but Shakespeare rote many plays including Romeo and Juliet and Macbeth... so he is an author.

Francisco rodriguez If you want to be exact about it Shakespeare is considered a poet which is one of the many branches of "author" and an author is the writer of a book or a piece of writing which i believe a play is a piece of writing so i think you should go back to school before you try to educate people.

Francisco rodriguez ~ They are in fact referred to as authors, that's why there's the _well known_ tradition of the audience shouting "Author! Author!" after a play has finished, so that the author of the play will come on stage to take a bow.

+Francisco rodriguez , you just got taken to school boy...........

That's was a classic

Same!!

Not the direct quote, but she definitely said her brown eye.

I was hoping for that one too!!

I remember that one. Miss classic game shows

LMBO!!!😂 oh yes!! The CUPINE guy was my favorite!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🦔 my husband and I still crack up thinking about it !! 🤣

Drummer2k man.. That's the Best!!!

Drummer2k bahahaha!!! I'm still laughing my ass off from that one! !