MOST WTF Minions in FFXIV

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@TheAngryCleric 3 ай бұрын

I love the shoebill...he's just so...bird. Best of all he doesn't follow you like other minions. He's almost like the campfire. But will fly if you go far enough. So players probably just see him sitting in weird places by himself.

@plazmadood 3 ай бұрын

He's great, I love how he's not too active and on occasion you can catch him starring at you, and if you /poke he does a thing.

@JamieBarrington 3 ай бұрын

Shoebill is my constant minion. He's all I have left of Emet. He likes to watch... Nothing more

@2879BKR 3 ай бұрын

The so called "Giant Beaver" does not have the traits of a beaver. The tail is short and stubby and not big, wide and flat. It also has fangs and not teeth designed for chewing through trees. I humbly submit this creature is actually a "Werehamster" and should be renamed as such (to quote a friend in game).

@shionkreth7536 3 ай бұрын

Fair. I'm on board.

@ExileTwilight 22 күн бұрын

..They were never heard from again

@evandavis5223 3 ай бұрын

The children YEARN for the mines!

@Igarcia86 3 ай бұрын

Came to make sure this comment was here. Was not disappointed.

@summonerkuro Ай бұрын

i think of that whenever i see that scene in the gold saucer hehe

@grandlancer 3 ай бұрын

Koji Fox must have been having a field day with these descriptions

@frbny88 3 ай бұрын

I can see the smirk on his face now

@Edge2177 3 ай бұрын

Kate too!

@xzephershadowkick7817 3 ай бұрын

What's even more terrifying is that if you do the Beaver questline there's a second part in Old Sharlyan...

@TheDragonshunter 3 ай бұрын

I see all intrusive thoughts the devs had became minions lore

@ncBadrock 3 ай бұрын

Oh no. Black Hair. It's Zorpla!

@tazersmurf4689 3 ай бұрын

Yeah I'm definitely surprised non of the minions tied to the Gridanian Goldsmith was brought up. Those being the Wind-up Succubus, Puff of Darkness, Wind-up Echidna, and Wind-up Calofisteri( is name dropped). The descriptions for the Little Leannan, Clionid Larva and Wind-up Athena are probably some of my favorites. I think the Shoebill is what Emet-Selch uses to spy on the WoL. It only shows up in places he's in.

@MrLyramion 3 ай бұрын

I see Zepla Video - I click. - Elpis has even another sidequest related to Beavers. - Moenbryda minion was very WTF till they changed it after years in Endwalker

@Tailionis 3 ай бұрын

I see zepla video - I troll Can't forget her bashing of ff14.

@Punkadelic2112 3 ай бұрын

@@Tailionis Is bashing XIV a sin now? xD

@Tailionis 3 ай бұрын

@@Punkadelic2112 can't respect a traitor

@Zephy_Sky 3 ай бұрын

@@Tailionis video games aren't countries. They aren't owed allegiance 😑

@Tailionis 3 ай бұрын

@GreasyManPants go play wow or something. Go simp to anime girls. Ffxiv is life. You don't belong here either it appears.

@MalandrosNyclo 3 ай бұрын

Feculent is the perfect word because it fits their sillyness in the best way. It actually gives them plausable deniability because it actually means "of or containing dirt, sediment, or waste matter." So they can say its just dirt, even though we all know better. =p

@Mark_o_Helm 3 ай бұрын

6:43 Watch the Ghibli movie "Pom Poko" for further information. A "funny" environment fantasy tale where the Tanuki can shape shift and use their inflated ball sacks as spring balls or spread them out to make gliders and fly with them. Not gonna lie. I think this is the weirdest Ghibli movie. Also maybe not for children. The death toll is unexpectedly high.

@frbny88 3 ай бұрын

when i first watched that movie i had no idea what to expect... and it definitely wasn't that

@summonerkuro 21 күн бұрын

that's so funny bc that's actually what the name of the minion reminded me of xD

@KooriGraywolf 3 ай бұрын

I always had a suspicion that the mud boss was actually poop, but the "crown" actually symbolizing a piece of corn was a shocking realization. That and the description HAS to be full confirmation. And it makes sense since the whole questline is about getting the mud for its incredibly fertile properties, but we all know what fertilizer actually is...

@Eucep Ай бұрын

I do not remember the music of that boss. But, if it was like an opera piece, then it would have been even clearer, as a reference to the Great Mighty Poo from Conkers Bad Fur Day.

@melvoid01 Күн бұрын

@@Eucep I always thought it was obvious what the reference was there ie the Great Mighty Poo.

@HyouVizer 3 ай бұрын

Dark Hair Zepla looks like a fan fav villain after their redemption arc hence the flower in hair showing on the good guys side now

@aaronsmith8309 3 ай бұрын

I can’t unsee/unhear this video. I’m so shocked. I’ve never paid that much attention to the minion tooltips. This was scarring.

@SapphireDragon357 3 ай бұрын

So you don't know about the goldsmith then...? Read the descriptions of any and all wind-up voidsent.

@Punkadelic2112 3 ай бұрын

After all these years, Zepla and Koji should have a good talk. Also the Yokai event was awesome. I enjoyed it a lot. Probably because I took my time doing it and didn't rushed it. Most people I know that hate the Yokai event said they rushed it to get the mounts.

@OrganicStuff1 3 ай бұрын

Ugh she looks so good in dark hair

@elizawulf8180 3 ай бұрын

There's also the Gridanian Goldsmith/Dollmaster minions: Influenced by encounters with Voidscent and the phantom realm, a mad/evil goldsmith crafted a series of minions of the Voidscent and the Gods before killing themselves. His other disturbing work carries over into the Sharlayan Library and the Lapis Manalis dungeon.

@user-oc1tk2ui8j 3 ай бұрын

ALL HAIL, THE GREAT SERPENT OF RONKA!!!!!!!!! *O* *SKREEEEEEEEE*

@frbny88 3 ай бұрын

Watching the movie Pom Poko (a fever dream in itself) gives the Bom Boko minion's description a lot more context lolol

@KyrialArthian 3 ай бұрын

I'm kinda surprised there was no mention of the line of minions of voidsent women, considering the lore tying them together with some creepy dude in Sharlayan, who you can read about in that one restricted section of the library that Y'shtola takes you to at one point in the Endwalker patches.

@JediMind7rix 3 ай бұрын

4:54 Why? the children yearn for the mines! ⛏✨

@cryssanie 2 ай бұрын

Damn, I can't believe the Great Serpent of Ronka was almost scrapped 😲 It's literally my favourite thing in all of the game, I've been obsessed with it since meeting it for the first time. I have more Ronka merch than of anything else 😀 Glory be to the SCREEE!

@Lehnert 3 ай бұрын

Member old Wild-up Moenbryda description?

@Phyrior Ай бұрын

'It's a cannibird'... Zepla... you've never lived with chickens before, have you? They will eat their own in a HEARTBEAT.

@josephdelpriorejr.5645 3 ай бұрын

Keep up the good work 👍

@salviosama7942 3 ай бұрын

Glad to see you giving retail wow a chance and participating in plunderstorm, blizz definitely aren't perfect but they are certainly adding to the game in positive ways :) Hopefully they can build on this momentum and make it cool to play wow again

@LooneyLuny 3 ай бұрын

I lost it when I got the encyclopedia and the info bit on the beaver was bloodied out. XD

@rose_foxbow 3 ай бұрын

Hysterical. Someone drew that fake blood xD lol Also read about "The puppeteer" in ff14

@autumneagle 3 ай бұрын

I want the Shoebill and the Starbird. Someday hopefully

@silverian 3 ай бұрын

From these minions I have Fall Guys Pink Bean, Mangi Mut (Yokai) and Goobbue Sproutling. The most surprising was Tanuki! Another fun fact: Gestahl means stolen in Germany. You probably need to take shower after Poo Poo fight...

@user-xr1ve8pe5h 3 ай бұрын

I was listening to this video while working the other day and it was so hard to not laugh while doing my job

@highwhen 3 ай бұрын

This went from a Disney tales to a MrBallen podcast.

@natebroadus8474 3 ай бұрын

I love this video.😂 I'm surprised none of the "Gridanian Goldsmith's" minions are listed, tho (like the wind-up succubus). He was supposedly executed for ritual summoning. His story is spread among several minions, like the aforementioned succubus and the wind-up Echidna. There's even a book in the Great Gubal Library that talks about his obsession with Lady Amandine, the boss of Haukke Manor, and his desire to let a Voidsent possess her body for his own....uses.😳 Supposedly, the minions were a proxy since he couldn't get his hands on the body of the real Amandine.🥶

@SapphireDragon357 3 ай бұрын

There's a book in Lapis Manalis as well that adds to the lore.

@jarzz3601 3 ай бұрын

also some endwalker quests about the beavers they clear up nothing and only inspire further dread :)

@TheNeelonRokk 3 ай бұрын

Damn you, now I want a see-through bean, or better even, mount. 🤣👍

@Squareslug 3 ай бұрын

I use the manjimutt minion quite often. Can't say I ever knew the lore behind it though lol

@ignatiusnobel5281 3 ай бұрын

The fat cat minion also falls under the wtf category

@synergyb5829 3 ай бұрын

"this minion is nuts" lmao

@MilesNocte 3 ай бұрын

All hail the great serpent.

@LumenPsycho Ай бұрын

I like the wiggly divine snake.

@robind.2290 3 ай бұрын

OMG, lol, as a sprout, I am constantly surprised at the depth and detail of this game!

@marv2507 3 ай бұрын

Mandragora lore is on par with Just Dance lore... :D

@darthgorbag 3 ай бұрын

11:30 All Hail the Flaccid Serpent

@Mioochii 26 күн бұрын

I love the one minion that’s a salad in a barrel lol

@sloppyoctopus6940 3 ай бұрын

im a sprout and these are beautifully terrifying lol

@RicardoSantos-oz3uj 3 ай бұрын

Not the Beaver!

@richs.500 3 ай бұрын

I have never played Fall Guys, and now I never will. Nightmare fuel.

@duckymcqueen6336 3 ай бұрын

morbol seedling lore with the nobles makes me think of ancient history how the rich and powerful would induce themselves to vomit so they can continue feasting at their banquets. also... can't unsee the fall guys one. nightmare fuel.

@ExorcistX999 3 ай бұрын

Same here. I think it was a practice during Ancient Roman days? Eat yourself silly, go to a specific room to vomit it all out, go back to eating.

@Earendilgrey 3 ай бұрын

I knew the creepy man-faced dog was from myth, but every time I see it I just think of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers with Donald Sutherland.

@photomatt11 3 ай бұрын

My favorite weird minion is the wind-up chimera

@kaxel1229 3 ай бұрын

Aw yes, the uncomfortable word of engorge. lol. I always disliked how dragon Zenos in his deep voice said, "I gorged myself on what was left of the mother crystal." paraphrasing, but you get my drift.

@larsbohmer6319 Ай бұрын

Another wtf Minion is the Fat Cat Minion if I remember correctly

@PieInTheSky9 3 ай бұрын

Dark hair Zepla, a woman after my heart

@RicardoSantos-oz3uj 3 ай бұрын

You didn't do the CUL quest then. She certainly would.

@steakdriven 3 ай бұрын

*the WoL reads the description of the Khloe Minion* WoL: Thirteen Summers? Khloe: *nods* WoL: No way. You're 5. Tops. Khloe: *hangs head* Yeah.

@RicardoSantos-oz3uj 3 ай бұрын

Scree works in misterious ways.

@VastumTempus 2 ай бұрын

Imagine a pokemon crossover.

@wingedangel81 3 ай бұрын

I would pay big money to hear Zepla read a romance novel

@arthurdowney2846 3 ай бұрын

Is there a most prestigious or hard to get minion that collectors will mostly recognize?

@BrougeGG 3 ай бұрын

I finally got a notification for your kids. It's been a long time since YT sent me a notice 😒

@MrNeilTV 3 ай бұрын

I just use morpho, butterflies make people happy

@Curinteru 3 ай бұрын

Zepla, you made me do it! why!?!? why would you do that to us?! omg... the pixies :O :O T_T T_T

@menosay1912 3 ай бұрын

Birds eat birds all the time, no big. Its the Big Chocobo mount you should be worried about if that is the secret to Chocobo fatness.

@VisaCardholder 3 ай бұрын

I soooo badly want the Yokai Watch event to come back. The Whisper A-Go-Go is such a cool mount. Despite my strong longing for the event, I actually had no idea there was a creepy man dog minion.... I need it.

@chaous2000 3 ай бұрын

it is coming back, it was already announced.

@joshwf41 3 ай бұрын

Whisper go go mount also looks like....something

@bxnaxmxxnaxx1914 3 ай бұрын

The fall guys thing, you can blame on the community. THEY FN VOTED FOR THE MOST NIGHTMARE THING.

@robintheforeteller 3 ай бұрын

He would die 4 U. Or possibly cry 4 U. Or most likely make U cry. 4 U.

@TheActualJae 3 ай бұрын

Rotter Otter....ah man, finally a DBD tie in.

@athras8822 3 ай бұрын

I'm disappointed the old description for Windup Moenbryda isn't on the list. "This anatomically accurate representation of Moenbryda was secretly crafted by none other than Urianger immediately following the untimely passing of his beloved companion. What he did with it before it passed to your hands is a tale best left untold."

@tazersmurf4689 3 ай бұрын

He is to believed to actually be a Garlean as if you do Lapis Manalis there's a note that hints the maker of the 2nd boss is the same guy.

@athras8822 3 ай бұрын

@@tazersmurf4689 isn't the 2nd boss the reaper boss?

@vincentbeton 3 ай бұрын

I guess Shakespeare always ate his Veggies, how else could he have come up with Stories like that if not from them?

@Thrive2003 3 ай бұрын

The children yern for the mines.

@LivvieLynn 3 ай бұрын

Considering how many of those annoying Morbol Seedlings you get grinding Aurum Vale those nobles must really enjoy gorging themselves.

@vegronica9006 3 ай бұрын

I give them as gifts every time I'm invited to a Ceremony of Eternal Bonding. 😅

@zirkq 3 ай бұрын

we got robbed, where is the little "zepla hq" in the into

@AC3handle 3 ай бұрын

Didn't they have to change the text on one of these recently?

@westerncanadiancommentary978 3 ай бұрын

Shoebills are a real bird and the closest thing in reality to a hippogryph from harry potter, but only because of their behavior.

@carlsonjf 3 ай бұрын

bean is scary

@RoboCandi 2 ай бұрын

Please read the Wind-Up Athena!!!

@Axechucker 3 ай бұрын

PRETTY NUTS??!?!?!?!!?!?

@valkyriebait136 3 ай бұрын

. .. I have way too many of these.

@astrealove2247 3 ай бұрын

They really need to redo the Yokai-Watch event. Also, is this False Zepla? Real Zepla have bunny ears.

@evandavis5223 3 ай бұрын

If only that boss sang opera while you fight him.

@jadestar4 3 ай бұрын

I've not really read these descriptions before.... lol kinda upsetting

@autumneagle 3 ай бұрын

Man i just wish FFXIV would adopt something closer to WoW's minion battle system. Verminion is wayyy to clunky

@IanFay 3 ай бұрын

SCREE.

@marv2507 3 ай бұрын

SCREE!

@user-ci2ju8ky9j Ай бұрын

all yokai minions hahahaha

@Blitzkrieger17 3 ай бұрын

How can you do a video on creepy minions and not even mention calca and brina?!?! 😱

@RicardoSantos-oz3uj 3 ай бұрын

No Zombie Fat cat?

@coryp6868 3 ай бұрын

Other channel get fixed with the appeal? 😮

@akitorelax3760 3 ай бұрын

Spriggans are not viera friendly 😅

@FABRIZZLE 3 ай бұрын

Three thousand four hundred and thirty first!

@mikegeyer4138 3 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@kopethejoke2760 3 ай бұрын

ok so here me out, the Heavy Hatchling, my sweet baby chonkers... did nothing wrong. If anyone is to blame its the one giving him four fried chickens a day.