Thanks for telling us the song most others never say the name of the song

Ye bro,thank you

YOU STUPIDS DIDNT KNOW CUZ IT HAD TO BE ANIMATED FOR YOU ALLL OF US REAL G ALREADY KNEW ALFRED WOULD BE BETTER BATMAN

@anonlaheywhat do you listen to

You're the goat, youd be surprised how many cool shorts exist about batman stuff that idk how to get to because of the lack of citations lol

He’s also the definition of “F*ck around and find out.”

Its ironic because in the original meme the guy who say it was also an old man holding a gun.

Ichigo literally said and did it frist but I’ll let it slide cause it’s Alfred 🗿💯💀

Alfred's not the man to call for an ambulance he legit gone call the morgue/mortician/undertaker.🤝🏼

@@jacobpellow5875ichigo sucks Luffy stomps💀

No way alfred was SAS

He was in WW2

SAS turned mercenary. Before the wayne gave him a place to stay.

@@snas1686 yep, I believe he was also a mercenary for some time. Its also canon that he has hidden a shotgun in wayne manor so well Bruce didn’t find it.

I now have 10x more respect after learning this fact about Alfred, legend🫡

Or at the very least, a bigger blade.

Fax 😂

I'll give Calculator this much. He had the stones not to back down from the fight. Much low-level villains would've run off.

He pulled the "why I oughta"

He peruses in the giving of hands

C’mon you want to go a round of fisticuffs, eh? Hear! Hear! I can put up a scrap! Marquis of queensbury!

He indulges in a minor bit of floating with the likeness of a butterfly, and stinging in the manner of a .50 cal bullet🧐

Hmm yes, quite

A keen student of pugalism

Chewsday*

​@@YaBoiMcLovin innit?

You mean London. Yall are wack over there.

An average chewsday in england innit

Also retired SAS

Underrated comment

@@Chezburgerizer Big Dog 🤝

Taught

​@@achievementsaversextras9054 why not? crewmate was just teaching

So you forgot all the masters that Bruce learned those skills from travelling around the world. Masters like Richard dragon, Ted Grant, Max Dodge, Don Miguel, Krigi, Sumi Tomo, Chin Li, Sergei Alexandrov, The Ten Eyed Brotherhood, Henry DeCard, David Cain, Sheehan Matsuda, Sho La,Hisan Tan,Willie Dogits,Kingsley,LaSalle,Mark Jenner,Peter Allison,Rafael,Orelis Bach,Webber,Shastri,Bronze Tiger,Chinese opera, Fredrick stone, lady Shiva. Etc are Batman's teachers.

"Rash Al ghoul "💀 It's pronounced 'Ras Al Ghul'

​@@achievementsaversextras9054 Did you not attend 2nd grade?

That reminded me of a scene in the lego batman movie so thank you for that lol

@@cofffee817 is it the beatboxing no scene?

@@auden4531 Yes, yes it is

@@cofffee817 I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think of that

@@cofffee817 I thought of Batman being locked out by Alfred’s parental controls lol.

I dont blame alfred joker tortured the equivalent of his grandchild (jason) and basically his son

Wasn’t he SAS before he became a butler?

​@@Shadowkey392 Yea something like that, mother fucker is straight cold blooded.

@@Shadowkey392 yes

How the fuck do you kill joker in cold blood. It’s always justified😂😂

Obviously he's not as unhinged as most of the bat family. He's the most unhinged of them all

Alfred's also ex-military, special forces. So hes killed before.

Nightwing: Bruce, what is your last line of defense for the house? The Batcave? All of this? What happens if every one of your contingencies fails? What's left? *Alfred Pennyworth loads shotgun with murderous intent*

​@@maxgriffin696and when that fails... Time to throw some hands. Honestly love Alfred.

That is why Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, looked up to Alfred

He may be old but even we are impressed. Even Mad Hatter got his mind blown in reaction since Alfred has both a smart and brawn IQ.

Wasn't he British Secret Service or something similar?

@@ArchknightAlpha if you're thinking of The Kingsman Services, very funny. Lol!

​​@@ArchknightAlpha SAS. One of, if not THE most hardest training in europe im pretty sure

He even stomped superman in a fight

also he's Brittish, naturally resistant to knife attacks

He also handed superman's ass to him

​@azeroth2994 SAS and MI6, at that. Alfred is an Englishman's Englishman.

​@@azeroth2994🤣🤣

Please don't use God's name as a cuss word

me: literally kills two birds with one computer component

Alfred Finna become a avenger watch

Alfred is not gonna sugarcoat it

"This mustn't register on an emotional level."

@@collinsmith2047😂😂😂😂

Bruce wayne its batman??????

@@Dante_Ranzetovich no shit, Sherlock. but in his mind, Bruce and Batman are two different people. one’s a billionaire and the other is a vigilante

@@TheSoullessImmortal chill, its sarcarms (and sorry if my english is bullyshit)

@@Dante_Ranzetovich only way I can see this being “sarcasm” is if you said it in a way that’s like, “Omg! Bruce Wayne is Batman?! What a shocker!”. but given the way you typed it out, it seemed more like a genuine question than sarcasm. however, I’ll believe your words and give you the benefit of the doubt for this one

@@TheSoullessImmortal thanks, take a good day

Lol

“Finna take over for da homie bat rq”

@@BrownieBroTV remember he's still sophisticated

Best emoji combo EVER 🗿

​​@@ReverseTyzen "Thou shall temporarily obtain thy mantel of the, whom defends Gotham.🧐"

u can watch pennyworth series, alfred def got that fk tough past

Which also explains why he weilds a shotgun

Isn’t he former MI6? British intelligence too

I really loved the interaction between Alfred and Harley where he's trying to get her to understand things

Some versions he's MI6 others he's former SAS either way it best not to mess with Mr.Pennyworth.​@@jmod6625

And also MI6, man is a walking menace

there is a connon comic strip where people kidnap him to try to ransom him back to Bruce and Alfred proceeds to subdue them all before batman arrives

He’s is Bruce’s greatest teacher, advisor, confidant, and caretaker. He is why Bruce is able to do such incredible things and selfless things, because he was raised by an incredible and selfless person.

A former soldier, and the only man that can keep things hidden from Batman, but also treats him with the greatest love. The man had so many guns hidden away from Bruce that even when Bruce said he's gonna get rid of them, he just told him that he'll never find them all. Not to mention, (maybe wasn't a secret from Bruce) he is ridiculously resourceful, as he took his pay and invested to the point where when he passed away, he left Nightwing an inheritance in the *billions*. Alfred anything but a butler.

My sister told me he used to be England special forces

We'll just say he outsmarted The Calculator with a smarter mind that made The Mad Hatter mind blown.

He also did that after proving he's still got dance in him, kicking like that at his age.

Looks like Peek a Boo style like Mike Tyson but that first kick could have been Savate.

He pulls a Dempsey roll transitions to a Tyson roll then finished with a Pacquiao roll. He weaves an 8 vertically then goes towards and does it low horizontally and vertically then does it low high with a counter that he's riding on but it's not an uppercut. Dempsey was a phone booth brawler, Tyson was a more of a hook/uppercut movement angle guy. Pacquiao was was either constantly attacking or counter dipping in and out of range and typically rising on counters.

@@aaronfreeman5865Dude that was a great breakdown.

"And my job is to take out the trash."

The butler the father and the only person in the entire bat family they collectively don't want to run the ones with respectfully.

He aint the butler, hes the bodyguard

​@@o-wolfNah he ain't the bodyguard he's HIM

Nah he ain’t him, he’s THAT GUY@@dani3lda1by81

Gotham has to change the signal for Alfred asap

XD

If Alfred was the crimefighter he would easily make Gotham safe

​@@noahtheonlynormalone yeah by making everyone too scared to do crime

And I remember alfred throwing hands with superman and actually won.

The only L he accepts is the one in his name.

@@omnibeta1876 DAYUM

@@omnibeta1876 bro knocked Superman out and he’s probably never gonna let him live that down

​@@omnibeta1876 Goddamn, that's savage. I gotta remember that one, lol.

@@frostyelwood9898 Yeah about that... Lets just say Supes is a very salty and petty bitch in GAU part two.

Thank you! I adore that part of Alfred’s character and get a little pleased every time it comes up in movies or comics.

You're forgetting about his time as an M.I. 6 agent. Man is a different breed.

I literally just asked this, had a feeling, don't the cartoons/live action stuff mix it up some say he's sas some say hes MI6?

Yea,which is why the newer alfred,jeremy irons and andy serkis is really good,personally i like iron's potrayal more,but its just my opinion

i was just bout to say that but wasnt he a combat medic?

Yeah Mike learn from the best teacher ever ALFRED ❤❤❤

For real Man was bobbin and weaving

@@oscarbolanos8207nah Cus D’Amato learned from Alfred then taught Mike

I read that in Alfred's posh British accent and I can't stop laughing

Jack Dempsey

😂😂

Batman won’t kill you, but he will give you permanent brain damage

​@@theprinceniiNah Man, He'll just take away my right to move my body

​@@theprinceniibatman won't kill you, but those hospital bills will.

​@@theprincenii Well Batman would either give a criminal minor brain damage or broken kneecaps

That’s not peekaboo style learn more about boxing

@@8ddball314cap

@@8ddball314that’s literally the peekaboo style are you blind

@@realtalkboxing.fr this mofos knows nothing

​@@8ddball314ok Mr. World Champ, teach us what it actually is.

LMAO

Underrated comment

yeah when I first saw this, that was legitimately scary to me. you can see the science in his shit soon as that guard comes up

​@@viciousrapew comment, but what tf is your username ☠️

Not to mention that he apparently punches hard enough to send a grown man into the air, and across the room. Though this is the same guy who head-butted Superman, and broke his nose, so no surprise.

Alfred has better things to do than waste time with fighting criminals, like which hankerchief he should use to clean their blood off his hands😎

He looked just like a prime Tyson. Cus wouldve been proud.

Well him and Jason are a different breed

@@survivalsamuel fax

to be fair alfred was catching bodies long before working for the waynes

@@zzrxne6028 tru

Alfred is employed by bruce, but functions as his dad. Imagine telling your dad the rules of the house haha

No beyond that Alfred challenged him "try to take away all of my guns... You'll never find them all."

You mean Alfred has given Bruce permission to not use guns.

Yeah he may have some lethal weapon, but most is non-lethal bullets and it’s troublesome for him to clean a mess.

​@@LapizRex i mean to be fair its gotham, if someone got lit up in wayne manor he could probably call up a couple cleaners from the mob and make it real easy, the cave on the otherhand thatd all him

​@@atomicbuttocks pretty much, the only thing keeping Alfred from taking you out is he doesn't want to deal with the blood

Batman refuses to kill because he's just as mentally damaged as the people he puts in Arkham, _and he knows it._ He is rightly afraid of what he might become if he were to let his guard down toward himself. Alfred is about as mentally healthy as it's possible to be when you're Batman's butler, and he's ex-military. Dude has NO problems killing if the situation comes to it.

I believe he’s actually said that, albeit in a much more sophisticated manner lol

@@Blazieth Completely wrong. He's not "afraid of what he might become". He does not kill people because he represents an ideal, true strength is *integrity* even in the face of overwhelming opposition. Killing only pushes the problem back, someone else will rise up in the power vacuum. Batman being the symbol of vengeance is not only a reminder that crime doesn't pay, but also a reminder that there's another way. He wishes for criminals to understand not just that they're wrong, but that they can change, and Batman's proof that he is correct comes from his impossible victories during conflict. Relevant quotes from other media: "Direct action is not always the best way. It is a far greater victory to make another see through your eyes than to close theirs forever." "You must understand. I did not wish (them) dead. Defeated... perhaps. I merely wished them to see that they and their teachings were wrong." "A culture's teachings, and most importantly, the nature of its people, achieve definition in conflict. They find themselves… or find themselves lacking."

@@Nezxmi That's all well and good... except Batman has directly, in multiple mediums, directly stated that he believes if he starts killing, he will never stop. A clear statement of fear of what he will become if he allows himself to kill.

@@Blazieth No. You're talking about Under the Red Hood, one comic that has an adapted movie so it's just one source, and he says "It'd be too damn easy.. If I do that, I go down into that place.. I'll never come back." He never says he will keep killing, he's saying he knows he is more than capable of doing it but that such a thing would traumatize him. Bruce admits that not killing is a conscious decision and he's taking accountability for allowing Jason to die, saying "For my own good, I couldn't do it." You're entirely ignoring the context of that quote by saying Bruce is admitting to being mentally damaged, he's saying he didn't do it to AVOID being mentally damaged... But to prove my point, refer to "Legends of the Dark Knight Annual #1" (1991) The entire story is about Batman going through a spiritual journey where he's being put in situations where we're told there's no way to win but to protect a green bag dubbed his "burden" and to also kill his enemies ranging from demons from hell, a vampiric woman, 40's gangsters, and Nazi zombies led by Hitler. Batman protects his "burden" but finds a way to win without killing every time. He even saves one of the criminals, and say believes that letting someone die is the same as killing them. In the end he is wounded and dragging a wounded Joker, in a green bag, through snowy mountains when Joker asks: "Will you do it? Kill me? Release the burden that torments both of us? Batman: "No. Oh, I WANT to -- I've never wanted anything so much. But I won't. Because if I did, I'd be violating the belief that has sustained me all these years. *I believe in the absolute sacredness of human life. I may not believe in anything else.* There's more. If I did as you ask, I'd be no better than my enemies -- I'd be the insane avenger that people are certain I already am." Joker: "How disgustingly noble of you." Batman: "Noble? No I won't claim that. Because there's a final reason -- and it's not the least *bit* noble. I refuse to give you the satisfaction of seeing me fail. That makes you absolutely miserable, doesn't it?" Narrator: "Soon there will be warmth and comfort. He will rest, as even he must. Later, he will assume his burden again, and drag it on into the years..." TLDR; Joker is symbolic of the green bag that Batman must protect throughout his spiritual journey, because Joker too is a human life, bad people are still human. Batman's first and foremost reason for not killing is his belief in the ABSOLUTE sacredness of human life, and that belief is what has sustained him throughout hard times. Without that belief he'd be a broken man, not a psychopathic killer, though he'd believe himself to be no better than a psychopathic killer because Bruce holds himself to incredibly high standards and sees killing as a line that cannot be un-crossed, you're on one side or the other.

All day everyday 365✊🏽

@@averystewart3117 😎

Alfred is straight up cold MI6

@@MoiraWillenov he's in a league of his own😎

Legends say he didnt went to school for 2 days that they needed to cancel every school and now those 2 days are now called *SATURDAY AND SUNDAY*

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂nice

More like "vengeance grows with me"

Bane: "You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it." Alfred: "I taught the dark everything it knows about being the dark."

​@@raixira27nice comment, one of my favorite scenes in that film. Here is my version of your comment. Bane: "I was Born in it, Molded by it..." Alfred: I molded It..."

Fr, got that Tyson roll down!

​@@marcmorales5181Dempsey roll.

Man’s was serving the fist-a-cuff special

Well in the comics he was a boxer before he joined the army

@@gothicnephilim8348 wait, like an English underground boxer?

Alfred the reason every anime Butler can wipe out entire armies.

Soon as alfred put his hand up I was like ooo!😆

I know, right? I'm impressed, you are shocked, even Mad Hat's mind blew away with interest.

u look familiar, do i know u?

@@darthrevan2039 yeah didn't we conquer the galaxy together that one Tuesday?

We need to see him do a dempsey roll

​@@coreymartin6486 a man of culture, i see😊

AGAINST A KNIFE

No doubt, Alfred can throw some hands 🤘

Mike Tyson would be proud

He's nice enough to let Bruce be the main character

Injustice supes💀

I remember in the injustice comic Alfred took the medicine that gives people the strength to stand against Superman. Within a single page he beats Supes ass so hard he knocked him out left him bleeding on the floor and literally curb stomped Supes face so hard his shoes exploded.

Beware the Alfred

Butler has hands

Beware alfred and his shotgun

Beware of Alfred

Bro alfred has thrown hands with a bloodlusted superman after he beat up batman

Jason Todd: Finally someone in the wayne manor that has common sense. Now please explain to Bruce why his stupid rule is a big waste of time

*SAS

@@zeltech-alpha it was called the sis during ww2, which alfred fought in

​@@bob_10stngl never knew this. Thank you for helping me learn something new :D

​@@bob_10st what did the I stand for?

Joe Frazier

😂😂😂

Holy fuck, you're right. He did the peek-a-boo style with his fists covering his face.

NAH FACTS ALFRED WAS IN THE GUTTERS.

And there were pickles, not only in his burger, but in his fries and soda!

w soma pfp

And a biscuit on the side

And some shock therepy

Extra crispy. With the biscuit.

Alfred always has a shotgun ready

​@@supermonkeywithnoball3568 yes this is true

Right, forget about all the kryptonite. Alfred's the last hope for humanity against Superman!

Alfred is batmans only hope and last contingency plan should he be unable to control himself when he betrays the justice league that and there’s fail safe but his step father and butler is his real plan.

​@@Megamanthemachine when batman became the bat who laughs alfred was the last one he killed as he found it the hardest to do

“Oh I see, it’s a ‘find out’ kinda day”

😂

If Tim or Dick heard that they'd call for a time out and tell Alfred to never say that again. 😆

Didnt know Alfred was Black?

Not even superman was safe from Alfred’s beat down

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Idk why I cackled so loud at that shit

Trigon:-Hehehehe.... Alfred:-I don't see you clearing all the shelves. Trigon:-Sorry, sir!!!Yes, sir!!!

I can just imagine all the villens showing up to the manor and alfred just puts them to work cleaning the manor

Bruh not even chaos gods from 40k can resist. 😂

Cause people forget that superman doesn't have martial arts experience. Supes his a bad brawler he has no technique

​​@@dirceusantos7308 Only Injustice Superman. Earth 0 Superman on the other hands Knows Kryptonian Martial arts like Torquasm Rao and Torquasm Vo. Even Batman and Wonder Woman Respects Earth 0 Superman's Combat Skills.

​@@TheSuperboy_Prime the great majority of superman's versions are crap in combat still

@@txaonwamai2270 They aren't

@@TheSuperboy_Primeyes they are, he can only throw punches, most of the time he relies on his powers, you know, super durability, super strength or superspeed for example Most of the time his opponent is way weaker than him so he doesn't need to be skilled

Bet he was ippo

nah he is ippo just older @@jamesbrennanocanada3462

He definitely ended up SHOCKING him

Bro trained Mike Tyson

“Where am I” fighting style. So that’s where Bruce got it from

Haha was about to comment that. Guy looking like ippo

​@@dnegel9546 fr

​@@dnegel9546 Right?!? Pressing him with that jab and keeping those hands tucked while slowly advancing and looking for a counter punch opportunity and then WHAM just...damn. Alfred is scary.

I thought i was the only one who thought of it

​@@ggzilong07 you're not alone bro👊

in a 3 piece suit, no less!

@@nuyabuisness7526 right? Alfred too smooth for that one.

Alfred probably scrapped with Cus D'amato back in his day😂

*summons Alfred*

😂😂😂😂 That's a good one

In the Injustice universe, he (quite literally) pounded Superman into the ground.

Always was

We've known this for a long time. Even in the goofy Adam West Batman series, the dude had the Joker running away to Batman begging for his life.

​@@DeadlyElement07 Yup. And in the DCeased comic he's actually hosted the specter without problems and used the powers through sheer willpower.

OLD SCHOOLLL

Apparently he knew Cus D'Amato😂😂

Right! That style is usually for short stalky fighters with power and to get on the inside to do real damage.

Alfred moving like a 1930s boxer it’s so clean bro

Similar thing happened when some thugs broke into the wayne manor and first thing Alfred does is load the double barrel

​@@jacobvernon1812NAHH HE AINT LETTING THAT SLIDE 😭😭

True

i like the idea of alfred and bruce sparring to keep both of their skills sharp

Bruce never gets rusty lol. he's always fighting someone lol

Alfred was confirmed to be ex sas in the comics

@@Papimonarch are they challenging him though?