She does learn to be herself. Herself is just actually the worst.

I loved that in old teen movies, even though the message was always to be yourself, they still always had to change themselves if they were a nerd. Because being a nerd just isn't yourself! :p

For some reason I always picture this movie as taking place in the same cinematic universe as Grease 2.

3:15 As a note, birth control pills can also be used to treat other things besides preventing pregnancy. So taking away someone's meds that you don't approve of for their main / best known use can also end up seriously harming them since you don't know their medical needs.

Even as a child I always picked up on the fact that the thing with Polly and Louise was never resolved at all. I mean WTF, yeah their friendship was crappy but it was kind of a weird thing to leave completely unresolved.

Holy crap - The actress who plays Randa is married to the guy who played Brad. It appears they fell in love on the set of Teen Witch and married like a year later. Mind. Goddamn. Blown.

I think Louise is also to blame in regards to that near traffic accident for not following basic nighttime bike safety: She's not wearing light colors nor is she wearing a reflective vest over the top of her trench coat.

I saw this movie once, but it stuck with me and it took me a while to figure out why it was so memorable. But I realized that its fascinating because of how pretty and simple her dreams and desires are. She is literally given all the power in the universe without any limitations and the only things she wants are the popular boy and cool cloth. That is the entire scope of all her desires. It never even occurred to her to want anything more. And I wasnt angry at her, instead I was fascinated and maybe even a little jealous of her simplicity.

A rap battle where no one wins. Especially anyone who watches it

The coat-roasting is probably my favorite bit. I don't know if you originally scripted it that way or you decided you didn't want to cut any of them, but if the latter I agree with the decision wholeheartedly.

4:33 Sorry Allison, "Cool as ICE" still remains the whitest movie ever made

my jaw dropped to the core of the planet when you showed the clip of him taking her birth control pills and THEN SHOWING THEM TO THE CLASS! HOLY SHIT!

Not to mention, Louise, a highschool student, awkwardly going all the way in the old lighthouse back when teenage sex wasn't portrayed. Nonetheless this literally in my top 10 80s movies closely followed by "just one of the guys"

"Dreamboat Brad" has NOTHING on Phelan though!

Dressed like a soldier sent back from the future to protect Sarah Conner

This look is ICONIC!!! 😍

"It's like birthday in Elm Street."

Holy crap! I never noticed that teen witch's dad was Darren from Bewitched.

You've said that your dancing is bad in the intro before, but that dance is the reason I watch your videos. It's entranced me like Uhuras fan dance or the Dance of Seven Veils.

#RandaDidNothingWrong

That costume is absolutely 80s!

Just watched this again yesterday for the first time in years and it was so cringe I was praying that there was a video on youtube like this! I love this!

Your hair style is AMAZING in this! LOVE IT!!

This just might be my favorite video of Alison’s. I’m not even that big a fan of the movie but I just really love this video. It’s one of my go to videos to watch after a bad day.

This video seems to be a great hybrid of both Allison's new format and the old Obscurus Lupa style of videos and I think It works just right for her!

That fortune teller lady is simply an emmissary of Yog Sothoth in disguise. She offers her knowledge beyond her comprehension and control and hopes she goes for it to plunge her and other poor souls into oblivion.

I love this movie, and I gotta say No retreat No surrender is a great companion film for Teen Witch. I like to think the creep she teleported out of the car simply reappeared at the same velocity when her spells all wore off.

it seems mostly like what louise learns over the course of this movie is how to use hot rollers.

Fun fact: this movie did get turned into a musical

1:02 - I literally spit out my drink.

But is Louise better or worse of a witch than the Charmed Ones?

I like to pretend this and Cool as Ice are in the same universe. Have you done Cool as Ice yet, btw? IT'S GLORIOUS

ooh the fortune teller is Zelda Rubinstein one of the early campaigners of AIDS awareness

I loved this movie when it came out in 1989, of course I was 12!!!

Siskel and Ebert led me to your channel. I really enjoy it.

Nice hair Allison. Great pumpkin.

I wished you had talked about the little brother more, in which fun fact the actor who played him is good friends with Leo DiCaprio apparently. But yeah even as a kid when I watched this I didn't understand why Louise needed magic to be popular since she obviously had the means to get the clothes she conjured, and why was that teacher such a dick. This movie is peak movie contrivance. I'd like to see another movie top that😗

TOP THAT!!!

Can we please talk about the very "Silk Stalkings" intro?!?! I liiiiiive!!!

I'm surprised Ms Tangina didn't notice the evil spirits in Teen Witch.

When I think "cheesy 80s movie," this is pretty much what comes to mind. I used to watch this every time it was on cable and I wanted ALL the outfits. It's so bad but I love it!

Hey love your reviews, can you do a series review on chilling adventures of Sabrina

Love the audio upgrade.

The girl that played Louise many years later was on an episode of Nip Tuck. This is btw one of my favorite 80's films.

Louise's Actress is Ryan Reynolds' Sister In Law.

It's my favorite witch movie and you eviscerated it.... which was entertaining and the music fits you perfectly!

Louise's dad was The Other Darrin from Bewitched, and her teacher was Mrs. Krabappel.

That innuendo rhyme gets me every time :)!

I love your commentary. Still love Teen Witch!!

I love your hair!!!

LOL at 6:14 the actress got legit dizzy from that move, you can see it in her face, but nice recovery she powered thru it.

Every cool guy wants a popular girl!

Watched this about a year ago because of Film Sack. Apart from the rap battle, which I found to be enjoyable and extra cheesy for the most part, I couldn't grasp just what the movie was suppose to be about. Just a series of scenes that happen in an orderly fashion until the credits roll. Even the annoying little brother was some sort of space alien's view on how annoying little brothers are suppose to behave.

That song in the movie my friend and I talk about to this day.

This unlocked a memory in me I didnt know I had

Brad later goes on to join Starfleet, so he truly is every girl's dream man!

I love this movie! Hits me in the right spots when it comes to fun bad movies!

Great episode and like the new look

I remember you reviewing this year's ago. It's even better the 2nd time around. 💙

Oh my god, Allison, I love your hair. Nobody can top that!

god i have not seen this movie in 30 years i just love the great comedys of the 70s 80s and 90s

This commentary is priceless lol 😂

I love this movie and I love your vids like this cause reminds me of USA up all night. And I've always been surprised they never made this into a show like they did Teen wolf.

This movie could've been an amazingly cathartic slasher, where every character dying in hilariously bloody, gruesome ways, Especially Polly! Louise could be the terrifying, obsessive stalker, and Brad must find a way to kill her to end this madness!

Whoa Lupa, your 80s is on point!

Lmao I remember this!Too cool.Love the videos Allison!

I don’t think she reversed everything when she took her necklace off. She just took off the spell she had on Brad lol

#BleacherGoblinsAnonymous

that hair is pretty awesome

Your look makes everything 90 % better 😍

Lupa does exist. I thought linkara was crazy. Suscribed

Love ur channel.

You rock, AP! 😃 🎃Happy Halloween🎃

Oh, now I feel sad. Ms. Malloy was played by Marcia Wallace. :( RIP

You rock those braces in the title.😄 Plus, I never knew this film existed. Can't unsee what I've just seen. That was just awful.

Oh Lord I just saw an add for this movie and immediately thought please tell me that absolute g, the lady pregler, has talked about this and hallelujah I'm here!!

your 80s look in the video is to die for muahahaha spooky spooky!~

Me - who have never seen this movie or even heard of it , while watching this video - "Yeah, you are right on every point."

I want this to be a musical

I'm not sure why I never came across this movie in the 80s or 90s, because they always showed these types of movies on the regular channels a lot. I actually came across this movie because growing up the monster squad was one of my favorite movies and I had a massive crush on the older sister "Lisa Fuller" so I looked for more movies she was in and she is Brads girlfriend Randa in this movie so I decided to check it out and I love this movie with all its goofiness and I still have that crush on her. I wish she had came out in more movies

This movie is awesome! I love the 80s! I had a crush on the actress

I think I need scrunchies back in my life.

Whenever a new episode takes longer, I suspect it's because Lupa took time to find the craziest dress.

Can I be honest to you, Allison? It may come to a shock but I have never seen Teen Witch in honesty and yet I have seen the Teen Wolf movies. This looks like my kind of 80s bad fun movie! Overall, the hair is awesome and enjoyed this episode more than I was imagining! Happy Halloween!

Of course I LOVED this movie as a kid.

This review was really entertaining

Ohhh New Video!

The sad thing is that this movie could’ve been good if the girl had suffered actual consequences for every time she used her magic instead of just having everyone just be all like “Huh. Weird. Oh well...” whenever she did magic. It would’ve been a decent story about how action can have consequences, but they kept all the action and took out most of the consequences!

You look sooooooo great in that intro! (You always look great but there's something about that outfit).

Allison I think your suspender outfit is my favorite

Two things. First I have never once thought of this as a musical. I mean yeah now that you mention it it probably qualifies. but it shouldn't. And second, at this point in the 80s a fifteen year old living in the suburbs on their bike was like a twenty year old with a car. Nobody would have thought twice about it. Randomly wandering the neighborhood to end up at the corner store was a legitimate social activity.

Allison is bringing the 80s fashion back! :)

I loves this movie, cheesy cringeyness and all. I don't know if it's because I initially saw this when I was younger or because of how constantly on rotation this was with Wish Upon A Star on Disney Channel. Brad Powell was definitely on my list of fictional character crushes.

I love all your videos so much! Could you do a video on Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th? That's such a weird, unknown movie with a pretty famous cast. It would be hilarious to see your take on it.

This is one of the most late 80's late 80's movies I've seen.

I'm so glad I watched the end 😂😂😂

Didn't know that this existed. Now I want to check it out. Is it on DVD?

Eh, I get what you're getting with Brad, but I don't really like perfect characters. He is wish fulfillment. On the other hand, I find a petty, woe-is-me character relatable. Because let's face it, we are all petty and sometimes like to mope about how we hate our lives. Also, why is checking out a guy taking off his shirt bad? He was doing that in the open field.

Seems like this movie takes inspiration from the mall-hopping studded denim trend of Tiffany. Thanks for the review love this movie!

I love that movie so much and you just made me think about the plot of the movie period a little mean, but I loved the video.