I'm pretty sure The Covenant's poster is actually supposed to be a play on the old The Craft poster. Which makes sense actually, like I can totally see this movie being pitched as "the sexy male version of the craft for modern teen girls" lol

The Covenant is iconic if only for providing the sole footage for all the marauder fmvs back in the day. Time capsule content.

the guy who looks like taylor lautner was actually the first option when it came to playing jacob 😭

I watched the entire 14-movie Air Bud franchise this year, so it’s safe to say I’ve seen some bad ones. the last movie has aliens in it… that was my rock bottom.

i think the Covenant's poster is more trying to emulate that of the Craft with twilight hues lol but either way.

The Covenant is my all time favourite bad movie. It was my sexual awakening as a kid, thank you Sebastian and Steven and (Renny Harlin).

I first watched the covenant to thirst after Sebastian Stan and Steven Strait but not even their sex appeal could save the movie. To this day, I've never watched the full thing because it literally puts me to sleep 😂 (also the racism in little Italy is probably the most italian thing in the movie)

Please do a review/deep dive into Vivica A. Fox's "The Wrong" Series on Lifetime next. Thank you.

actually i remember pre-movie twilight fandom REALLY wanting the sky high fire guy to be cast as jacob in the movie. like you can still find twilight movie fan MVs with him and emily browning. i think chase crawford was some peoples pick for edward too.

Watched The Voyeurs just to feel something. Thank you to you and your flatmate. My jaw fully dropped at THE twist… honestly at everything. The BALLS on the writer(s)!!! Lord have mercy.

It's fun to hear you talk about really bad movies I've never seen. I'm so interested in the tipping point when bad becomes so bad that it's somehow more enjoyable than the simply mediocre. I hope you continue to make more videos!

Little Italy was created to launder money and no one can convince me otherwise lol

Oooh I like your green eyeshadow! Happy to see another video from you.

I watched The Voyeurs today and really needed someone to talk about it, so I was pleasantly surprised to see you mention it in this video lol. it really was an... experience

Steven Crowder also had a small role in "Stand By Me" -- they brought him on when they needed to start the crowd vomiting.

So I've been struggling a lot lately with my health, and was quite feverish when I started watching this video, and looked at the description and thought you were gonna talk about "The Revenant" and I was incredibly confused for a bit lol

Can we please appreciate this look she is serving 😍👏🏻

I put on a lot of bad movies while at work. I watched The Girl Next Door on Tubi (one of the many named that). It’s crazy how many in the movies in the 90s painted men who have sex with “seduced” by teens as a person we’re supposed to root for. I’m sorry 90s cinema but I will not feel bad for a mediocre white man who can’t keep it in his pants. Those days have passed.

- i really wanted the covenant to be the male version of the craft, but nothing can be any version of the craft. can i blame it for not creating the witch boy genre?? idk i haven't seen it in years lmao - i just rewatched the get down a few weeks ago cuz i was like i need to watch a masterpiece right now. - when the voyeurs trailer came out i was like wow sydney sweeney and justice smith, a bi dream, but everyone has been saying its bad and I'm like well can the bad be defeated by the bi??? I'll have to see

OK the covenant holds a very special place in my heart - for the absolute longest, it was my friends and my favorite good bad movie. We watched it every Halloween, we all had our favorite of the group, I even wrote a fanfiction about it as a wee teen - I love that movie so much, cringe and all lol

Haven’t finished the video yet, but I also can’t stop thinking about Little Italy

Babe wake up new Jane Mulcahy vid just dropped Also loved how the recommended video for this was a clip from If I Stay, another very weird bad film that balances that cringe to campy vibe for me

omg Vampyr! I am also a film student and have been OBSESSED with this movie!!! Great video Jane :))

i don't mind that you take long to make videos, like at all. it means time you post it's like oh jane posted!! ah!! this is great!!

The Voyeurs was basically soft core porn with a worse plot than soft core porn.

the worst movie I’ve watched this year is get a job- my alison brie addiction is constantly being challenged by her TERRIBLE movie choices. it was honestly just not funny at all despite allegedly being a comedy movie. my summer is boring, as expected, but I kinda like boring. and no I haven’t sensually eaten pizza on a first date, but don’t get me wrong, I would! I love your videos as per usual take all the time you need talk about whatever you want etc I’ll watch it all

lol my friend in high school was obsessed with the Covenant and mainly because she was crushing hard on Steven Strait and she like watched it all the time and wrote fan fiction. I heard so much about this movie.

Jane I just wanted to let you know, I got my friend to watch The Voyeurs with me for the first time tonight and god you were spot on with your take on it was spot on. When we finished we were so exhausted we decided to call it a night earlier than we expected lol. But now I have to show all my other friends so they can know just how fucking insane it is.

Me, listening to this as background noise: :) Jane: The ass fix Me: 🤨

You're doing a great service! I remember watching these bullshit Lifetime movies in my teens and thinking the exact same thoughts. ♥

i think that poster for the covenant might be trying to imitate the craft? that reference would make a little more sense than stand by me lol

okay, i have finally seen the voyeurs, and what the actual fuck was that lmao. no matter how much this prepared me for the twists, i was not prepared for the twists??!!! i genuinely don't know how i feel right now lmao, like wow, that was something indeed

I love when you show your notes😍😊

awesome video (((: also your top/makeup/hair looks so pretty here omg

The Asphyx is so charming, but goddamn how good is that opening and closing theme?

Andrea Martin being in Little Italy AND the my big fat greek wedding series is so funny, just cashing in on that vaguely ambiguous Mediterranean vibe for dayzzzz

1. I'm so happy The Covenant finally gets the recignition it deserves by someone! I discovered it a few years ago and it instantly became my fav guilty pleasure movie (besides Charlie's Angels 2 & Waterworld). Yeah, I'm queer. 2. Fun fact: Little Italy was literally titled Pizza Romance in Hungary.

Hayden Christensen is part Italian though. The problem is that they insisted on making the family all Sicilian and not say Neapolitan which are what they could more pull off.

I'm so excited every time you upload 😌 I enjoy the in depth videos you make, I love movies and watching those weird one off titles. The Covenant was my favorite as a kid 😂

omg green looks so lovely on you

i see you also do that thing where you're like "hmm i wonder what other movies this actor has been in?" and end up watching the randomest movies on earth lol it's always soo funny. i almost watched covenant when i was obsessed with sebastian stan as a teenager and now i'm so disappointed i didn't loll

i'm so happy to see an upload from you today :) to be honest your videos have inspired me to watch/rewatch most of the movies and tv ive seen this year so far

I grew up watching a shit ton of Lifetime movies with my mom and just by myself. We never forget!! Lol

Omg thank you for talking about Little Italy. I had no idea what it was when I watched it. I was just scrolling Netflix and settled on it because it looked dumb, which was what I was in the mood for. I tried to describe it to my friend and I didn't even know where to begin. Aside from the blatant racism, the scene where the cop is feeling up Hayden Christensen won't leave my brain. It was written to be funny, but the concept isn't funny and if it had been done to Emma Roberts's character, it would've been horrifying to a much wider audience... but I guess because Hayden Christensen is a man, I'm supposed to think it's hilarious. Everyone responsible for this movie should just spend some time reflecting on being whatever the opposite of this is.

I mean I assume you thought it went without saying but I think you really have to acknowledge how Covenant was clearly trying to do a male version of The Craft, down to the poster and was trying to get the same demographic.

I watched the voyeurs when it came out and for the life of me can't figure out the twist you are talking about. There were so many twists, that their collective impact have been forgotten.

From your description it sounds like the Covenant was made for me specifically

I just watched The Voyeurs because of this video and I’d like to know where I should send you the invoice for my therapy bills.

the convenant the sexual awakening of my friend group i we watched it every night at my friends cabin ‘cause it was a “scary movie”😭😭😭😭

The fire guy from Sky High!? Excuse me, that is James Holden, captain of The Rocinante!!

Can you please do a video of your 5 or 10 favorite/the best Lifetime movies you've seen? The one with Kevin Arnold and DJ Tanner ("No One Would Tell") as well as "A Killer Among Friends" will forever hold a place in my heart.

An underappreciated gem in British media is a 2008 mini series (142 minutes, but having it divided into 5 episodes adds to it IMO) Dead Set. The British version of Big Brother is filming/airing, as a zombie outbreak occurs. I don't remember how I found it, probably on Hulu, when I was interested in how reality TV handled 9/11 so I watched the first seasons of Survivor and Big Brother, which watching the progression of those shows when you can watch a decade at a time is something else.

The Voyeurs was terrible! My boyfriend and I hate watched the entire thing, we were pissed by the end but gotta give it to them, it was a wild ride lmao

Your voice is so soothing.

i think the covenant poster was trying to capture the energy of the craft

I paused this to watch voyeurs and I wish I had caught that twist but holy hell

Um of course I've heard of the Asphyx Jane it's an all time classic

Love your eyeshadow!

As soon as I finished this video I immediately went to watch The Voyeurs and… what. Like. What the fuck. I… don’t even know what to say. It had a good soundtrack at least?

Idk why this irritated me so much about Vouyers but they live in Montreal and not a lick of French was seen anywhere 😅

The Women (2008) and Something Borrowed are my movies I only watch when I’m at home sick from work. Highly recommend.

To answer your question about why they would cast Non-Italian actors to play the leads. Apparently this is a remake of the movie Mystic Pizza which was Julia Roberts first big movie, so that's why they casted her niece Emma Roberts to play the lead. In the poster you show, Emma is wearing the same shirt Julia Roberts wears as her uniform.

jane i’m beggging you to tear into bohemian rhapsody one of these days. please

I’m getting second hand rage with the second movie

I watched The Voyeurs because of this and now I feel compelled to show every single one of my friends. Thank you for this curse

"Wanted t harm them" is one way to put it. You forgot to mention Lot offered up his daughters in the angels' stead. You also forgot to mention how his daughters sexually assaulted him under influence of alcohol in order to become pregnant from him.

12:42 the guy that says “Go Jogi, go, Jai Ho Slumdog” he mentions the movie Slumdog Millonaire starring Dev Patel and Frida Pinto

I love The Covenant 😭

SHE'S BACK AND LOOKING BEAUTIFUL

The covenant is one of my favorite movies unironically. 😂😂😂😂

"why are you Asian" "bc I'm gay"............... amazing

One of my fav parts of your uploads is waiting for you to pick up on something gay LOL

oh my fucking holy fucking shit..... I am SO glad you didn't spoil any of The Voyeurs. I thought you might be overselling it but god, was I wrong. I can't tell if I love the movie for its fuckery or hate it, but I'm definitely furious about it

The voyeurs was a gooooood movie and I wasn’t expecting it 🍿

I love watching any non-Disney animated movie I can get my hands on and this year I watched this movie called Strange Magic. It was so horrible but I also adore it and I can’t stop thinking about how weird it was. It’s a juke box musical, which I didn’t know going in, and that made the experience infinitely more entertaining/horrifying

WAIT A SECOND The boy from Too Young To Be A Dad is PAUL DANO?!

I just watched 'My Son' on Roku. It stars James McAvoy and Claire Foy as divorced parents of a boy who was kidnapped from sleep away camp, all set in Scotland. I don't think the accents were that great, it moved quickly but generally didn't make much sense. Definitely seemed like it was trying to be a Scottish version of Taken, but the dad wasn't as well connected and just a dad. 2/5 stars.

the get down was so good. i watched it with my family

Do a Video about why Bohemian Rhapsody is Bad, pleaaase

apparently hayden christensen is 1/4 italian.. don’t kno if that counts for anything 🥴 but yea, kenniejd covered little italy as well & i have steered clear since ✨ also looking forward to watching the asphyx & the covenant lol

the voyeurs was so fun to begin with then became so bad

Ooh this is a great watchlist

i loved the covenant and i think it's because im gay lol

Oh you just KNOW The Covenant is going to be good based on the terrible grammar and incorrect punctuation on the poster alone.

Okay, well now I need to watch The Voyeurs 😳

Felt cute might send asphyx later

I watched The Voyeur because of this video... how absolutely dare you

“[Sexy witch boy]:” 😆😆

The "not being able to get videos out in less than four months thing" is highly relatable.

My sister was super into The Covenant bc she thought the Sky High guy was hot. I think it was, intentionally or not, for girls that like hot goth guys

abc family's pizza my heart (2005) did the pizza romance movie first and better

British horror from the 70s < Italian horror from the 70s

i started getting ads that include the voyuers, wonder if the universe was trying to hint at something i don't know.......

please you have to watch The Crush with Alecia Silverstone, its so incredibly bad and ridiculous and problematic, essential viewing

Pizza my heart is nearly the same movie as little Italy but like it’s a lifetime mivie

Alyce kills ok prime is crazy. Crazy bad but you can’t stop watching as well. It suppose to be like she falls down the rabbit hole but the rabbit hole is going crazy because she pushed her friend off a roof for no reason and then goes on a killing spree for no reason as well.

I saw Sleepaway Camp for the first time not to long ago , that’s uh a film.

I didn't know the existence of Little Italian and I'm glad for that 🤣

as a young queer boy who loved magic and fantasy, i was *o b z e z z e d* with the covenant growing up lmao

is that little italy in the thumbnail omg that movie is cursed to all hell