Cause of parent's death : "Got in my way" noted.

"Hysterical pregnancy?!" "A little bit, yeah". I love that line.

I like how the doctor is acting as if this is unheard of but has a visual aid in his office to explain this one exact phenomenon

has no one ever questioned why the doctor had a miniature door and little germ toys on hand to describe this exact 1 in a million condition, honestly that’s always been the funniest part of this scene to me

"I'm a big boy." Was pure comedy gold when I was 6 and still is to this day decades later

"You sure you havent just made thousands of mistakes?" Me talking to my teacher on how I got a 1/32 on my test

"You also have several diseases that have just been discovered, in you" That line and delivery has killed me for like 20 years

Kinda surprised by how trusting and respectful Burns was with the doctor even after the doctor kept telling him bad news after bad news.

“Oh, no, no. And in fact, even a slight breeze -“ *indestructible*

"Even a slight breeze could-..." Burns straight up got grinded and twisted inside the MRI's gears and walked away fine. He may very well be indestructible.

The fact that the 'Clear body jam' message even appears means he was far from the first time this happened.

This scene is nonstop gold, but my favorite is his social security number. That always gets me.

*goes up stairs and then down stairs* “I’m a big boy”

"This cute little cuttlebug is _pancreatic cancer_ " How he said that so bloody calmly was hilarious.

1:22 is golden. After he’s informed he has everything-from juvenile diabetes to hysterical pregnancy, along with six new diseases just discovered-Burns asks the doctor “are you sure you haven’t made thousands of mistakes?” Exactly what I’m going to ask when they tell me I’m a goner.

This entire scene is hilarious but I love how beforehand he has to put down the cause of his parents death, he puts "Got in my way"

I miss the old Simpsons where it was witty joke after witty joke.

"'Social Security number'? 000-00-0002... Damn Roosevelt..."

So heartwarming to see that Mr Burns has embraced the many gifts of Grandfather Nurgle ❤️

1:45 Zoidberg moment

“I’m a big boy” always makes me laugh. It’s such a bizarre, childish non sequitur.

Everybody's talking about hysterical pregnancy, but how about the fact that Mr. Burns, aka the oldest man in the show, has *juvenile* diabetes?

Doc: You have a rare disease Patient: How rare? Doc: You get to name it.

How could anyone dislike this clip. It’s as jam-packed with cartoon comedy gold as Area 1.

That joke about his social security number is amazing.

Asking a professional doctor: "are you sure you havent just made thousands of mistakes?" lol

I love how the doctor just has a scale model of a door.

“Hysterical pregnancy?” *looks at pad* “A little bit, yes.” That’s a great joke. 😂

"Hysterical pregnancy" "Ah..a little bit, yes."

"Even a slight breeze could--" Maggie couldn't even kill him. The hell would a slight breeze do?

Making fun of burns for how old he is will ironically never get old.

"Woop woop woop woop!" "Move it chowder head!" That part always gets me xD

Parents cause of death Got in my way.

In only 2 minutes, you have more fun than in 1 full episode of The Simpson from the latest seasons.

This is, by far, the best Mr. Burns bit ever, in my opinion. His feeble body mixed with his cold, cruel mind are just... how can you hate and pity someone at the same time? Oh wait, I do that every day...

The "well..." is the funniest part to me. He's hearing extremely important news about his health, but would still rather be elsewhere 🤣

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I wanna see a 10 hour loop of Mr. Burns going up and down those stairs.

Working in healthcare, this clip has lived in my head rent free since I was 9.

Mr. Burns may be a legendary megalomaniac but it doesn’t stop him from becoming the thing that jams and shortens the gears of a PET scanner.

"If you have a moment I can explain" *checks watch* "Well..." as if this isn't some of the most important news in his life xD. I love the subtle jokes.

“You’re sure you just haven’t made thousands of mistakes?” Sounds like working with automotive repair customers

The Simpsons are forever. First 10 seasons were gold and still are great to rewatch today.

Easily my favorite skit in the history of the show. So many jokes in such a short span. Fantastic

Doc: "No, no, even a slight breeze could..." Mr. Burns: _I N D E S T R U C T A B L E_

"All of your diseases are in perfect balance. As all things should be." - Dr. Thanos

The single chuckle the doc made after showing the pancreatic cancer germ made me laugh so hard😂. He was proud of that one.

The "I'm a big boy" line has gotten so much replay use thru the years.

"...hysterical pregnancy?" "A little bit, yes." 😂

1:05 Google when you search up your symptoms when you're sick.

"Are you sure you haven't made thousands of mistakes?" Lmao it doesn't matter how many times I've seen this clip that line always gets me

Cause of parents death “Got in my way” ☠️

"Quote from the clip"

Thanks for including the season and episode number.

This is two minutes of flawless comedic execution. God I forgot how good this show was back in the day.

You gotta appreciate Mr. Burns' optimistism.

"Are you sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?"

Love that " oh no, no, in fact even a slight breeze"...

I never really watched The Simpsons and haven't seen an episode in years but for some reason the scene where the doctor is describing how all of the diseases are backed up is one of the few scenes I can actually remember I couldnt remembered the episode or the context of the scene but I just remember that scene in particular and I am actually so happy to finally have some form of context even if I don't know what this is referring to or why Mr Burns is getting a check up and I'm okay with that.

That "A little bit, yeah" cracks me up

Burns checking his watch is so endlessly funny

Wait, when he says “I’m a big boy” he’s heart monitor isn’t even connected.

I absolutely lost it when he said “I’m a big boy!”

Mr Burns my favorite character on The Simpsons he made me laugh all the time great character

The best part is the mechanic going "There's your problem" while Mr. Burns is literally stuck in the gears

"You also have several diseases that have just been discovered, in you."

This one one of the best jokes in the WHOLE series. This joke stick with me for years. Kudos to whoever in the writer's room wrote this. Lol

I grew up with the Simpsons, and to this day i go back and watch all the old episodes, from the ones something like 10 years before i was born, all the way to the ones i remember watching when i was 6

I love how the doctor makes little voices for all the deadly diseases trying to get through the door, its the really small jokes and details that really made old simpsons great.

"I'm a big boy!" LOL!!!!

It is outstanding that a watch magically appeared for that 'if you have a moment i can explain.' 'Well...' gag.

All Mr Burns got from this whole thing was … “indestructible”

"You have everything."

“This cute little cuddle bug is pancreatic cancer”

What episode is this

Few years back I went for a checkup and I applied for the fitness program. Followed the signs through the hall, went up three pairs of stairs, went through another hall, went down another four pair of stairs walked through another hallway until I came to a sign that said: “end of fitness”

When i was in secondary school i was drinking in a computing class, this video caused me to say "im a big boy" as i span around on a broken office chair while i was unknowingly being filmed. thank you for the years of embarresment and the amazing video i now have

"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal." -Phillip J. Fry

I've used this explanation for various things over the years. For example my PMDD. Every month seven days before my period I feel a shift in my psyche. Then I get.... Something. Either manic, depressed, paranoid, or whatever. I explained it to my husband with this clip and said basically every emotion tries to get through at once and which ever one gets through that's what I feel for that week. It really helped him understand why one month I could sleep for a week and be depressed and next month I don't sleep at all and rearrange the whole house.

“You sure have haven’t made thousands of mistakes?” Is one of the funniest lines in this whole bit

..a slight breeze..."indestrructableee" Lmfao! xD

"So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible?" "Oh no, even a slight breeze could-!" "Indestructible."

This is so great. My FAVORITE part was when he looks at his watch and says “welllll” LOOOL!

"Cause of parents' death: got in my way." And that was apparently accepted in the paperwork!

Mr. Burns's watch just magically appeared out of nowhere. Must be one of the diseases

The noise when he gets jammed in the machine, one of my favorite gags.

I remember watching this on when it was new and just aired on sunday night. Time flies man i was prolly around 10 yrs old at the time.

00:52 Literally every time I have looked at a broken engine or motor of any kind over the last twenty years, I have thought of this line

"death of parents" "got in my way"

We never found out if Mr. Burns contracted rlsadjowori tafswf or safjowori plovkjxzc. They were on the chart after all.

"I'm a big boy" 😂 The best Mr. Burns quote by far

Sad thing is I watched this when it aired for the first time, I remember having to wait a week for new shows unless it was an anime that 200 plus episodes. Good old childhood.

What’s amazing about this is not a single line of dialogue is wasted, pretty sure each line has a joke in it somewhere. It’s incredible

The cause of parent's death bit fucking gets me everytime I hear it

I find it extremely strange that I was thinking about this exact scene merely a week ago, mentioned it to no one, just had a passing thought about it... And it appears in my reccommended. Selective ads are on thing but mind reading is another

"You mean I'm indestructible?" "Oh God, no. Even the slightest breeze could-" "Mhmm. Inndestuctiblee..."

“And incidentally Smithers, sorry to hear your bad news” “Thank you sir” “Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?” “I prefer not to know, sir. Frankly, one is too many”

I love this clip so much!

This scene has a lot more cartoonish elements than I usually expect from The Simpsons. But it all works 100%.

"Damn Roosevelt" lol