The worst thing this company did was send their gambling addicted chocolate salesman to Vegas for strawberries

I AM INVINCIBLE **

mr green’s origins: crazy chocolatier who becomes addicted to gambling, spends his riches on an obscene amount of limes, is hunted down by a money launderer, and is green from eating said limes jerma’s origin story: ate an entire sleeve of oreos and threw up in his mother’s bed

When the world needed him least, Mr Green returned...

I love that Mr.Green is just Jermas natural "I have acquired an ungodly amount of money" voice.

I was so engrossed in the story I didn't even realize he just gave that woman more than ONE BILLION dollars for all the limes on the planet and she said absolutely nothing

Just for context, as soon as it said Las Vegas the entire chat was FUCKED

"thats why hes green" definitely deserves a one guy nomination

"Seven hundred...MiLLiOn..." Watching Jerma turn into Mr. Green in real time is insanity.

Little known fact; Jeremy Green legally had his first name changed to "Mister" at the age of 23, claiming "Now everyone will show me the respect I deserve!" He was found drinking the water from a gutter six days later after a gambling spree in Las Vegas.

Jerma Making Up Guys in His Head to Be Angry At is a rich vein of comedy

People think Mr. Green got his namesake from being a multimillionaire gambler, but it's actually because of his monopoly on limes

His lust, gluttony, greed and envy has only grown since his last venture.

31:28 Grayfruit causing Jerma to think he’s colourblind is one hell of a thing

13:16 "You guys ever drink an extra large coffee before? I have." Jerma speaks like he drinks exclusively extra large coffees

I'm just imagining this woman selling limes in the desert, becoming a billionaire overnight because some billionare is on a drunk bender.

I love the reveal of Mr. Green at the end, like you can feel the hints of it throughout but when he exclaims “IT WAS ME, MR FUCKING GREEN!” The way I physically cheered was insane.

The greatest super villain origin story of all time

watching this unfold live was so incredible. I've seen very few twists as engaging as finding out Silly Zonka Wonka was a young Mr. Green the whole time.

“Mr. Green! Save some for later!” “FUCK OFF I’M STARVING! I’VE ONLY HAD 10,000 CALORIES TODAY!”

i like how when mr green realises he doesn't have a shit ton of money anymore his voice begins returning back to jerma's

Jerma playing a GAMBLING game: "If you walk into a casino and expect to leave with 10 million dollars, you have the wrong idea." Jerma playing a CHOCOLATE ENTREPRENEUR game: "Can I walk away with over a billion dollars from the casino?"

I feel like Mr. Green is the Hulk to Jerma's Bruce Banner

Jeremy Greenz wasn't born into greed, he was broken down and reshaped by it

Dont let Mr. Greenz distract you from the fact that Jerma 985 was DISCOMBOBULATED and replaced by Jerma 993 this stream

Did anyone else hear Mr. Green foreshadowing his return at 36:00? Mr. Green was here before Jerma even knew it, that's how powerful he is.

4:34 "Is this the Among Us guy?" The easiest way to tell a 2ndJerma upload is actually from a recent stream is if someone in chat brings up sus or Amongus at any point

I love how he creates full on stories with complete lore out of an off hand comment

I'd like to point out that Mr.Green bought 3138805 SACKS of limes. Lets say every bag has like 75 limes. I dont know whats more impressive: The lady having monopoly on all the limes in the world, or Mr.Green eating them all

I love how every time Jerma says he's done gambling, absolutely no one believes him. Especially himself.

somehow the fact he can perfectly imitate a can of whipped cream is absolutely hilarious to me

Some comments are suggesting this is Mr. Green's origin story, and others think this is actually a SEQUEL to that casino stream. What if it's both, and Mr. Green is just trapped in an eternal cycle of gambling and chocolatiering, rags to riches to rags to riches?

"mister FUCKING Green" is the most powerful thing I've heard in a while

11:20 "Why is tea so expensive?" -CEO of the Brittish east India company shortly before the 1st opium war is declared

It amazes me that every single game he plays he finds a way to gamble. What an addicted psycho

Jerma went to Harvard (to be observed by psychology students, as a case study of gambling addiction)

Jerma's criteria for picking a game is just whether or not it has gambling mechanics in it isn't it.

I muted the video on accident and thought Jerma was just being quiet for some joke, I turn the volume back on and he's making choking sounds.

When enough money is involved, Mr. Green occupies the host's body

Mr. Green is just what happens when Jerma puts on The Mask from the movie "The Mask"

the slow change of his voice while he's gambling is so fucking good for the twist of him being mr green the whole time

Jerma makes up a guy and gets really mad pretending that guy exists

The return of mr green is a welcome one

I'll never stop being amazed at how jerma's chat somehow instantly comes up with a witty response every time jerma says or does anything

39:02 - Mr. Green Appears New Facts about Mr. Green - He owns a Chocolate Company (Also may have lead to his own Company's demise after making paper ice cream... the company's name he can't remember) - First name is Jeremy - He became Green after buying 3,138,805 limes (and more limes) and started eating nothing but them - Mr. Green became a Lime Tycoon Magnate after abusing numerous financial institutions loans (Blata Rihan) and he never plans on paying them back. - The limes owned by Mr. Green were used to continue his alcoholic addiction (Specifically in some of his favorite drinks, which all include limes like: the daiquiri, gimlet, margarita and mojito)

Can't wait for the Mr. Green historical biopic, with Peter Dinklage playing Jerma

When he said "STEVE! C'MERE!" I fucking *_lost it._*

mr green may be one of my favorite jerma characters

The classic tale of Dr Jekyll and Mr Green

Is anyone else astonished at his perfect impression of a whipped cream can?

Is it weird that I want Mr Green to come to my funeral just to vomit into and have a heart attack on top of my open casket ?? 😳

39:50 The moment where Jerma truly became Mister Green

You’re laughing. Jerma has a serious gambling addiction and you’re laughing.

Consider the following: >Jerma played the game Chocolatier this year, which starts around 1880 and ended his stream with the in-game calendar stating it was December of 1951. >The final purchase was limes weighing a combined total of 3,138,805 pounds. >An individual lime weighs approximately 1.5 ounces, converting the weight to 50,220,880 ounces. >The total price for this transaction was $1,067,193,728. >Adjusted for inflation, Jerma spent around $10,872,118,195.83 for 33,480,586 limes in total.

My sense of humor has been so warped that "Buy limes at market value" is the funniest thing I've ever heard

I’d like to see Jerma actually go to a casino and see if Mr. Green takes over

time to cast Jerma was Willy Wonka ...a very disturbing and scary interpretation of Willy Wonka

I like how the gambling minigames are kept separate to the 'main game', buying and selling of ingredients/chocolates with random prices, as if they are different.

This man lives dangerously close to the Vegas Strip IRL.

Its like im watching someone in a helicopter without a back rotor spiral to the ground

rancid gambler turned chocolate mogul, mr green now lives in the depths of peruvian tunnel systems.

Some times Jerma has conversations with chat but I can’t tell when he’s actually talking or when he’s reading a chat so it just sounds like the ramblings of an insane person.

Jeremy Greenz was a once-humble visionary, having worked his company Zonka Chocolates (which he ran under the pseudonym "Silly Zonka Wonka") to international acclaim with his unique chocolates and eye-catching, mouthwatering presentation. Everything went south when he first played a slot machine while in Las Vegas, Nevada, while on a business trip scouting for the perfect strawberries for a new confection. Now, after a months-long stint in which he almost bankrupted the company; becoming the first billionaire chocolate company CEO in history (through his gambling addiction); and the drug-fueled bender which landed him in the middle of the Australian bush with nothing but a cell phone signal and a crippling addiction to limes (funded through his aggressive business acquisitions) leaving him a green hue; Mr. Greenz retired to a luxury poker table in Las Vegas where he still lives to this day.

The fact it's basically true at this point that Mr. Green has the body type of King K. Rool makes it all the better

The Mr. Green laugh to Pachelbel's Canon In D Major 40:38 has me weak every time

I love that mr green slowly takes control over jerma over the course of the whole video all culminating in getting a billion dollars

The funniest part about Mr. Green is that Mr Green Ltd. is an online gambling company that offers online casinos.

I like how mr green is green in the thumbnails.

Laughing to Pachibel's Canon is truly psycho behavior and I love it

Mr Green seems like the kind of guy who got his riches off the back of childhood obesity.

jerma saying "catboy" and "peg" in the same sentence made me giggle so badly

8:10 I love how the guy who literally runs the gambling mini game looks exactly like an older, wrinkled Jerma.

"I'm never gambling ever again in the game." > over 30 mins left of the video.

Mr. Green is far far too insane for drugs as they might balance him out. "Get the fuck away from me, I'm playing my chocolate game!"

I still come back and watch this video every couple of months, this is ADHD unhinged and in full force and hilarity. It's incredible.

I finally understand why my parents yell at the tv

Imagine having to log 50 million dollars worth of coins over to a slotmachine, only to get drowned in wealth when it starts spewing out 500 million dollars in coin

Jerma is the kind of guy who would stream a game like Bannerlord for its selling point of huge action-packed battles for everyone to watch unfold... just to spend hours streaming himself trading butter instead.

jerma is one of the few streamers that seems actually amused by his chat

You can tell in his voice how he slowly turns into Mr. Green

WAIT JERMA PLAYED CHOCOLATIER THAT'S ONE OF MY MOM'S FAVORITE COMPUTER GAMES, I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT holy shit dude

that sneeze was an oblivion death sound

WOAH 8:04 WHIPPED CREAM SOUND EFFECT IS SO GOOD??

I’ve trained myself to fall asleep to this video. At this point I don’t even make it 15mins before I’m out cold lmao

INSANE streamer gets lost in a cholesterol factory

Insane once a week Andy takes out loan to start comedy chocolate factory, 100% real green in every bite

31:05 cutest thing ever

22:43 my personal favorite Jeremy moment 22:53 the best part of that

the wormhole bit sound is personally more iconic to me than the substitute teacher noise

It will never not be funny to me that Jerma eludes to the fact that he's drinking his THC blend, and then denies it and makes up stories for the next 30 minutes every other stream

My god, the thumbnails for Mr. Green are always so spot on lol

Local streamer buys the world's supply of limes

Started watching your videos back in 2011 when the dunkaccino meme was popular and told one of my friends I would only subscribe if Jerma sang the dunkaccino song and here we are 10 years later...

At 8:04 I almost thought he got an actual can of something, PERFECT whipped cream noise

this is legitimately amazing. How does this guy exist

12:04 The infamous Dunkaccino clip

31:03 otto sneeze :)

Jerma doesn't have a gambling addiction but his split personality most definitely has it.

Mr Green is so legendary, I love the lore.

3:52 catboy pegging stream confirmed, pog