Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Thai Green Curry

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Uncle Roger react to Jamie Oliver making Thai green curry. How he do? Let's see, let's see...
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@NickDiGiovanni 2 жыл бұрын

Jamie Oliver exists purely for uncle roger to roast him.

@boah-ist65 2 жыл бұрын

:o 1 minutes ago. Wsg m8. Forgot to say it was at 2 likes Thanks for the like lads

@jennylol5926 2 жыл бұрын

Fax on fax

@lesdonchan9119 2 жыл бұрын

Hey

@boah-ist65 2 жыл бұрын

@@lesdonchan9119 hi

@uglyfreshgrass31 2 жыл бұрын

Morning nick

@dzing666 2 жыл бұрын

400 years of spice hoarding, this is what british people came out with

@pinoytunes7707 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA.

@Dragonwing16 2 жыл бұрын

goddamn, that was brutal

@cheloochoagonzalez8120 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@williamponce5907 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@tan_0562 2 жыл бұрын

LOL im thai and im crying right now , somethines we do put mushroom in curry but rarely and just a little

@hoodiepen 11 ай бұрын

As a Filipino, the moment Jamie said that two cups of water is the perfect equation for cooking rice-is already an insult to my pointer finger.

@101falcon 10 ай бұрын

2 cups of water for 1 cup of rice.... And the rice wasn't washed.... No wonder why it almost turned into porridge. Also how on earth does 1 cup feed 4 people, are they birds!!! 2 cups feed 3 in my house and sometimes that's not enough, even living alone I've never made only 1 cup.

@randomdude1489 9 ай бұрын

@@101falcon Fr, in my househould, it's 1 cup per person. There are 5 of us so we cook 5 cups per meal, and sometimes even 5 1/2.

@masterbleach435 7 ай бұрын

If he tried to use 1 cup of rice for 4 people in the motherland, even the squatters would try to fight him

@sage0925 5 ай бұрын

My Filipino FIL taught me how to cook rice. That is not how you do it. My pointer finger agrees with you.

@KappaDaKappa 4 ай бұрын

My Thai neighbour taught me to place your (arched) hand almost flat on top of the washed rice and pour enough water to just cover to your knuckle - Heavy lid/towel and turn off the heat when you can't hear the water boiling anymore. Best technique I've had for fluffy rice!

@SocksAndPuppets 9 ай бұрын

as a British person, I apologize for the existence of Jamie Oliver.

@TheHimbeerjoghurt 8 ай бұрын

Don't you mean Jamie Olive Oil?

@marioloncar2169 8 ай бұрын

@@TheHimbeerjoghurtDon't you mean Chilly jamy olive oil

@anonymous134y 7 ай бұрын

uk has the worst food in the world. I can confidently say that after travelling to 48 countries.

@tarasto6772 6 ай бұрын

@@anonymous134y did you go to scandinavian countries?

@CR-og5ho 6 ай бұрын

@@anonymous134ywhat UK food did you try?

@MrThaigamer 2 жыл бұрын

As a Thai, i totally understand the feeling of Italian when they see a pineapple on a pizza right now.

@TheMentalist666 2 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHHAAHHA LOVE IT

@AchLmao 2 жыл бұрын

Same here I’m also thai :)

@chairat1314 2 жыл бұрын

5555

@J4ckSkellington 2 жыл бұрын

We are brothers in suffering, I feel you. Cheers from Rome 👌

@consciousnessevolveth9095 2 жыл бұрын

“Hawaiian Pizza”

@molrudeep.9487 2 жыл бұрын

I am Thai and totally agree with Uncle Roger. Its not wrong to cook an authentic menu with adaptation to your style and taste but at least do not confused others who never experience the dish with that title "Thai green curry" please, as its not even closed.

@similanjitjaroen8491 2 жыл бұрын

Agree, at least remove the name of our country from that soup. I refuse to call that thing curry. Call it Jamie Oliver's mushroom green soup .... or Jamie Oliver's coconut milk mangetout soup. Just don't call it authentic, or Thai, or curry.

@Douglas128 2 жыл бұрын

It is not curry! Case closed.

@nougat6636 2 жыл бұрын

Agreeedd

@loalloall 2 жыл бұрын

Its no longer green curry since he puts ginger 🤣🤣

@Nah_uh_you_cant_see_this 2 жыл бұрын

Another thing nobody is use ginger for thai carry if they use they use for strong smell

@alzez01 11 ай бұрын

As a Thai, I almost died from watch Jammie's Green curry.

@andreana848 10 ай бұрын

Haiyahhh

@refatkibria8151 7 ай бұрын

Haiyaaaa Jamie and his “Korean” style food was just soul crushing

@refatkibria8151 7 ай бұрын

Jamie with Asian dishes : he fucc it up

@saruki_opera_ayano_ 4 ай бұрын

same 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@deanstanley2125 2 ай бұрын

He didn't make it right he make it white.

@ImmrtlPhnx 2 ай бұрын

I know he's playing a character, but when he said "nobody put mushroom in curry" he looked genuinely upset.

@meekrob 19 күн бұрын

I would be too.

@BurgerSauce4528 9 күн бұрын

I like mushrooms but this is just wrong

@andrewshandle 2 жыл бұрын

7:50 "Don't brag about being fast. It's easy to be fast if every step is wrong" is a great line that can be applied to a lot of things outside of cooking.

@TheTequilaHut 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a Simpsons quote: Homer:"There are three ways to do things: The right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!" Bart: "Isn't that the wrong way?" Homer:"Yeah, but FASTER!" Jamie is clearly doing it the Max Power way.

@tomboz777 2 жыл бұрын

“X’s Got Talent” being one of them.

@MarcelloACG 2 жыл бұрын

@@audreyli9000 i was about to comment that hahaha Hi twosetter!

@medhaphor7521 2 жыл бұрын

I’m doing 1000 calculations per second and they’re all wrong

@kaizenchen5003 2 жыл бұрын

@@audreyli9000 I really wanted to like your comment but I saw it already has 40 likes... Gotta preserve this sacred number

@beakedmonk3981 2 жыл бұрын

"Don't brag about being fast. It easy to be *fast* if every step *wrong* ." - Uncle Roger Words to live by

@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ “She opens her arms to the poor and extends her hands to the needy.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭31:20‬ ‭NIV‬‬

@happyemochild 2 жыл бұрын

So solid.. we just need little Uncle Roger proverb cards

@tijhuisjoeri 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I take this quote to work tommorow lol

@TG-ge1oh 2 жыл бұрын

@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 Why though? It's not like Thai green curry is made if fish, bread, or wine.

@pierre-alexandreclement7831 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@XVERLXRD420 Ай бұрын

That curry looks like the gunk you find in the sink drain 😭

@nataliarosselya4126 7 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, im so happy that he made this tutorial! I prepared this so called Thai Green Curry for my brother and he hasn't woken up for 2 days! Thank you so much!

@chanxuenmengmoe5055 3 ай бұрын

💀

@itrashcant7947 Ай бұрын

Wow, he must be having a really good dream to stay asleep for so long!

@roji556 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who's half Thai, me and my Thai Grandmother agree that 1. This isn't Thai Green Curry and 2. We'd rather eat prepackaged green curry from the store.

@CamelotGaming 2 жыл бұрын

At least the packaged curry might Look like curry.

@jwoolman5 2 жыл бұрын

I just bought a frozen Amy’s Kitchen vegan Thai Green Curry meal a few days ago. I don’t eat meat or fish and am allergic to egg and dairy, so let’s not start a fight about it being vegan. I also don’t cook, so no argument about frozen package. I know what Thai means but I have no idea what green curry is or Thai cuisine in general, being of Irish extraction with no knowledge of Irish cuisine either (although my mother gave us green water on St. Patrick’s Day) So it will be an adventure. Probably a completely inauthentic adventure, but hopefully tasty enough. Perhaps the phrase “Thai green curry-like” would work, or “homage to Thai green curry” or “vaguely resembling Thai green curry” or “based on a comment by a German about Thai green curry.”

@CamelotGaming 2 жыл бұрын

@@jwoolman5 Jamie Oliver on an alt account doing damage control.

@GravesLilDarkAngel 2 жыл бұрын

@@jwoolman5 My friend, I know trolls like to attack vegans thus you felt the need for the detailed explanation but I also feel you would have won over many with the last bit of your post. The bit about based on a German comment about curry made me choke on my tea. Well done.

@commenter4898 2 жыл бұрын

Prepackaged food are usually quite good here in Asia. If you serve them in restaurants with nice plating most customers would not notice. I wouldn't trust a Western brand to make proper Asian prepackaged food though.

@namethan9742 Жыл бұрын

Can’t imagine how mad Jamie’s ancestors must be, they invaded half the world for spices and flavours only for him not to use any of them

@hana3464 Жыл бұрын

this

@ColtGColtG Жыл бұрын

no he uses them, just in totally wrong ways, applications, and amounts

@ariadneschild8460 Жыл бұрын

😅😂

@katiekat8478 Жыл бұрын

I detect no lies in this statement….carry on….

@Naga444 Жыл бұрын

Oh boy your comment just killed me

@fuugotiong7950 Жыл бұрын

Before watching this video, I checked the comments and thought it would be a heartwarming and uplifting video, where people were moved to tears of happiness. However, after watching it, I was surprised to see my ancestors crying instead.

@davey1602 9 ай бұрын

No Englishman would put mushrooms in any kind of curry, let alone use Basmati in a Thai dish. Jamie is what we would call "a knob". Mind you, I use minced beef in my Bolognese and fully expect to be disembowelled by Italians :D

@jaccaygill9109 2 жыл бұрын

As a member of the british people we apologise sincerely for the existance of Jamie Oliver

@Korawitbeam12 2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@arewealone9969 2 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!

@kazooha3508 2 жыл бұрын

Give this guy more like

@exablisss 2 жыл бұрын

Apologies accepted - from a member of the Thai people

@sharashazka 2 жыл бұрын

5555555

@fyeelessarndra3392 2 жыл бұрын

Jamie:..one cup of rice, enough for one family.. Me: wow... I never knew I was one whole family on my own... 🤣

@geosungeosun 2 жыл бұрын

One cup of rice only side dish

@GravesLilDarkAngel 2 жыл бұрын

@@geosungeosun I feed a family of six, seven some nights. One cup of rice as a side isn't enough.

@Meecheer 2 жыл бұрын

same here one cup per person yo

@lawma2488 2 жыл бұрын

We use 6 or 8 cup of rice for whole family member 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚

@alvianekka80 2 жыл бұрын

I'm one man family 😂

@s1lentw1nter 10 ай бұрын

I’ve got one of those Thai green curry kits by blue dragon, the instructions on the packet are exactly the same as Jamie’s. Mr Olive Oil is just doing an off the shelf kit with extra steps.

@joshuaaaronfinn3212 2 ай бұрын

You are simply hilarious! I laughed at every step of this journey. I don't know how to cook but your reaction to this guy not knowing how to cook is priceless. At one point I thought about writing him a letter to tell him to stop, but then I thought this is great job security for you😅😅

@jamiwestergard7339 2 жыл бұрын

"This curry so white it about to book spa holiday". The nr1 funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Ever.

@warpathcucucu 2 жыл бұрын

No it’s not

@yuhyuhyuh77 2 жыл бұрын

@@warpathcucucu yes it is

@thanhat3415 2 жыл бұрын

What does it mean

@marcog3529 2 жыл бұрын

@@thanhat3415 it is a white thing to do. I don’t know why but it is true 😂.

@T.Sullivan 2 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s ok but if that’s the funniest thing you ever heard I feel sorry for you

@dannykidwell4271 2 жыл бұрын

Someone start a petition for Uncle Roger and Gordon Ramsay to roast Jamie Oliver… for charity!

@evancrum6811 2 жыл бұрын

Would love it

@MiMi-xc7ks 2 жыл бұрын

I would absolutely watch that!

@theolanderdilag3872 2 жыл бұрын

Please

@adedow1333 2 жыл бұрын

You got 312 people on the list!

@DavoniusDAGYMRAT 2 жыл бұрын

FOR CHARITY!

@firefly4f4 7 ай бұрын

The opposite of imposter syndrome would be Dunning-Kruger. It's when you know nothing about the subject but think you know everything.

@mikukumiku 11 ай бұрын

"Buy the squid brand [fish sauce]" OMG, I screamed "YES" the moment he said that. Must have for Thai cooking!

@nanoxlasher 2 жыл бұрын

As a Thai, Jamie's green curry is by far the most cursed Thai dish I've ever seen.... My pestle and mortar in the kitchen are crying right now HAIYA

@tan_0562 2 жыл бұрын

I use mine jntil it shatterd lmao

@babeniscrew 2 жыл бұрын

I'm really not sure if there are any good green curry videos on KZfaq. At least I haven't seen one

@BFrydell 2 жыл бұрын

I am just confused. Any green curry can be called "green curry." If it's green, and it's curry, you can call it "green curry." Tf is wrong with Jamie's recipe here? Uncle Roger just wants to complain this week

@user-tc1xx2zf9v 2 жыл бұрын

@@BFrydell In Jamie's video it's not just "green curry", it's THAI green curry as you can see

@chngern 2 жыл бұрын

Coz his video subject is “Thai Green Curry” not just a green curry ok?

@kawenalei 2 жыл бұрын

“Don’t make it your own. Make it Thai please.” THIS, hands down the most underrated Uncle Roger comment in this video. 👏🏼

@alechs 2 жыл бұрын

i'd say at least decide. make it your own or make it thai, but then don't call your own thai.

@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ “She opens her arms to the poor and extends her hands to the needy.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭31:20‬ ‭NIV‬‬

@Sothey727 2 жыл бұрын

@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 shut up with your fiction

@ssksks8062 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sothey727 its not. come back to the lord.

@happyemochild 2 жыл бұрын

100%

@Merryweatherlover183 4 ай бұрын

fun fact for specifically uncle roger: he didnt have the pestle and mortar because the video of the TGC was made in 2016, the malasiyan fish video was made later.

@auswidemarine8980 Жыл бұрын

So funny, I watched Jamie do this as I’m deciding on tonight’s diner. Uncle Roger I watched this after, just to see what you had to say. You made me laugh. So good. I’ll be watching more from you. 😂😂

@TheMetalicsound 2 жыл бұрын

I'm Spanish and happy to know that Jamie Oliver is not only fucking up Spanish foods

@commentarygamer2271 2 жыл бұрын

wait he does spanish food???

@Meecheer 2 жыл бұрын

wow there's a whole world of jamies cuisine out there

@owlhatch3812 2 жыл бұрын

He messes up English dishes too.

@fabioconsonni3232 2 жыл бұрын

I'd never want to see a paella "cooked" by that man.

@DavidPiniella 2 жыл бұрын

@@commentarygamer2271 arguably, no.

@poggersman544 2 жыл бұрын

Now i know why Gordon dislikes Jamie so much. Gordon does cooking the traditional way while Jamie just sees a dish and makes it whiter than snow

@scpfoundation8757 2 жыл бұрын

MR PRINGLES!!!!!!!!

@poggersman544 2 жыл бұрын

@@scpfoundation8757 no no. It’s Poggers Man

@rachel-wx5tv 2 жыл бұрын

white like his pork belly in that ramen video

@kingslayer_david502 2 жыл бұрын

Gordon did make pad thai wrong tho, lol. But I guess he's changed since then

@jyotiradityasatpathy3546 2 жыл бұрын

@@kingslayer_david502 but at least he tries to make it traditional and authentic.

@aaoo345 10 ай бұрын

i am so happy that You said not to throw away the seed from chili...it is recommended in 99% of recepies but in my heart I always knew this cannot be! Chili seeds are the bomb of flavour :)

@-ranmaru-5158 18 күн бұрын

11:27 "No, Don't put tofu, I see before what you did with tofu, Leave tofu alone" 2 years later "Wa Lao Eh"

@cuttolipta 2 жыл бұрын

im crying Jamie.. a guy from Thailand

@jakkapatjiravaranon 2 жыл бұрын

Fuiiyohh Cutto is here

@miabotan7914 2 жыл бұрын

มาดูกะเขาด้วยเหรอพี่คัตโตะ? ทำไปได้ อวสานแกงเขียวหวาน OMG!

@cHemon 2 жыл бұрын

OMG P’Cutto 55555

@pitaruthailongyan4667 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA!!

@TheHenry971 2 жыл бұрын

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@pixystixnfairycrack 2 жыл бұрын

I love how his own food makes him gag and then he doesn't take another bite. He just pushes it around the bowl.

@DiddyDoesDraw 2 жыл бұрын

Bout to comment this

@King-pv8fk 2 жыл бұрын

@@heisenberg19989 I tried 4 of his recipes and went to 2 of his restaurants. I can confirm that it's shit

@peanutbutterman9817 2 жыл бұрын

His food is really bad. Majority of chefs know he is a moron.

@twentyfoor8526 2 жыл бұрын

@@King-pv8fk เข้าจัยตั้งแต่เข้าผัดแระทำไมร้านอาหารถุงปิด555หลานกรูสามขวบยังผัดข้าวอร่อยกว่าเจมมี่

@justlyn7563 2 жыл бұрын

ayo he didn't even wash the rice 🥲 HAIYAAA

@joebarbara3310 Жыл бұрын

I don't think I have ever seen someone so sad and disappointed over someone else's cooking video. It's great

@254nightwire Жыл бұрын

This is my go to video when I need a good laugh - every frame is a gold mine 😂

@Starboy86 2 жыл бұрын

“It’s easy to be fast if every step is wrong.” This is actually pretty profound.

@scpfoundation8757 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@synchronizedelbow5702 2 жыл бұрын

Sky's the limit when you don't give a shit.

@kukupalad3444 2 жыл бұрын

this line is very asian lol

@tanyaroy9524 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@supersolidsnake23 2 жыл бұрын

@@synchronizedelbow5702 profound

@spinkcial7011 2 жыл бұрын

Jamie Oliver’s dictionary: Green curry (n.) a pot of soup with whatever green things he can find. I’m Thai and this is almost as depressing as our shitty government.

@ChaiSuBin 2 жыл бұрын

Malaysian here. Watching this hurts.

@Angiehabiiimil 2 жыл бұрын

Same as me. Watching this pains me a lot.

@rosiral9461 2 жыл бұрын

ดูแล้วไม่พูดไอหยานะ พูดไอเชี่ยทั้งคลิปอยากให้แม่ตีมือเหลือเกินแล้วสอนตั้งแต่เริ่มใหม่ ดูแล้วหงุดหงิดแทนลุงแก55555

@codenamereal6277 2 жыл бұрын

ชิทโกเวอร์เมนต์555555555555555555

@marshallhan7814 2 жыл бұрын

hope ur government treat u better bro. just listening to your metaphor makes me feel bad. Love.

@mbphosa 10 ай бұрын

Whenever I'm sad, I watch Uncle Roger reviews of Jamie. 😂

@letteredbyzita 2 ай бұрын

Lol Uncle Roger’s videos can’t get old 😂

@orion-9368 5 ай бұрын

9:00 so much metal on nonstick pan in the minute following xD.

@pudgethebutcher1305 2 жыл бұрын

2 things Jamies Oliver always fucked up without fail: 1. Rice 2. Asian food

@destinylindo8027 2 жыл бұрын

And you forgot jerk rice

@domeniquemercullo4661 2 жыл бұрын

I'm an asian but I'm no cook but from what I know and what I grew up on is that curry should have its coconut milk. This is like a vegan trying hard to cook a vegan food that would taste like meat.

@gloferj 2 жыл бұрын

Non-white food basically...

@serialmemer 2 жыл бұрын

@@destinylindo8027 that still gives me ptsd

@livierainbow9052 2 жыл бұрын

Hiya

@amyhatch3761 Жыл бұрын

My mum is a great cook but sometimes when I was growing up she’d make a meal that was just bad and every time I’d be like mum what’s this nonsense and every time she would say it’s a Jamie Oliver recipe. I’m not even lying 😂

@filofteia1 Жыл бұрын

Many Thanks for delivering the best excuse ever. Will deffo use that every time my food fails and I need to make my kids eat it

@amyhatch3761 Жыл бұрын

@@filofteia1 😅

@Jochen-iq8vx Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahahaha I'm dying!

@anabellecoetzer442 Жыл бұрын

I have loved cooking since I was 14, but I hated Jamie Oliver's cooking since I saw him on TV first. His food is so bland that my German ancestors cry.

@tengkuluqmanhakim291 Жыл бұрын

My mum used to cook curry from Jamie Oliver recipe because she said it looks 'nice' That was the last time she tried Jamie Oliver recipe. It's so bland and tasteless!

@KappaDaKappa 4 ай бұрын

Thai green curry paste has a minumum of 15 ingredients and I've never managed to get it close to tasting like my local Thai restaurant - They said you can get the best crab paste from Thai markets (hard to find a store ready jar brand).

@lephalacat 5 ай бұрын

" Don't brag about being fast, it's easy to be fast *if every step wrong* " - Uncle Roger, 2021.

@bullypopful 2 жыл бұрын

"He the Usain Bolt of fucking up" is the quote that caused me to subscribe

@melloanaligia 2 жыл бұрын

SAME BWAHAHAHA

@thomasdl0613 2 жыл бұрын

Can we say he's the Jon Gruden of fu*king up?

@dumisanimjojo6336 2 жыл бұрын

Same Here loool

@randomcrap4230 2 жыл бұрын

Mine was the Gordon Ramsay one where he called Gordon a "wok fuckboy" for using two woks instead of one 😂😂😂

@Pynkfoxx_ 2 жыл бұрын

I swear i spit my blunt out when i heard that bc. I-😩🤣🤣🤣😂

@somycolleaguescantfindme 2 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna make it on KZfaq one day

@aljiebesinga7347 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fKyPh8-mnJjHeYE.html

@aljiebesinga7347 2 жыл бұрын

@randomdudeatyourfrontdoor1611 2 жыл бұрын

I can avoid the first one

@MinaeVain 2 жыл бұрын

Jamie Olive Oil*

@HakimiLeo 2 жыл бұрын

True

@TheXell 3 ай бұрын

It's actually amazing. I know NOTHING about cooking, much less Asian cuisine, but even I sat up when Jamie somehow puts mushrooms in curry.

@home-of-the-brave 5 ай бұрын

I came across this video by chance, but I can hardly contain my laughter - great!!!

@scarlett8782 2 жыл бұрын

as a home cook who makes Thai curries all the time, I can personally guarantee that this curry must taste like literally nothing. there is actually no seasoning or flavor in it, actually none - notice that he didn't even add salt.

@senggaopurusa8843 2 жыл бұрын

You don't need to guarantee it. I can already know it is bland asf by the picture.

@jamesmacleod671 2 жыл бұрын

A bit like his bland pasta sauces that he brought out, absolutely no flavour in them.

@EarlyBirdCraft 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@scarlett8782 2 жыл бұрын

@@senggaopurusa8843 true. I probably should have known how bad it would be as soon as he threw 1 cup of unwashed rice into a pot with two cups of water... the correct ratio is 1:1, and even most white people know that you have to wash rice. I'm 99% sure that the rice packaging also tells you explicitly to wash it... guess Jamie reads as well as he cooks.

@Muth 2 жыл бұрын

b-b-b-but... HE PUT A PINCH OF CUMIN AND 3. WHOLE. CHILIS!

@tekenaamamina273 Жыл бұрын

His confidence while he's destroying different cultural meals is outstanding

@ZealothPL 11 ай бұрын

I think the worst part about Jamie Oliver isn't that he tries other things, its that the things he tries make no damn sense. His cooking is pretentious, expensive, complicated and annoying...for an end result that is just some incoherent bowl of sadness

@landreeall 11 ай бұрын

Maybe he does it his way. Whats wrong with a differnt recipe if taste good?

@ZealothPL 11 ай бұрын

@@landreeall it doesn't taste good, that's the problem.

@KBWeeds 11 ай бұрын

@@landreeallFirst, the dish he created wasn’t good. I used to try his dishes and overall they are bland as hell. Second, nothing wrong with making your own dish. Just don’t call it “Thai Green Curry” or whatever because it’s not that.

@filippetrula1234 11 ай бұрын

he is like a disney of cooking, change everything in the original but keep the same name for it :D

@GradKat 20 күн бұрын

I’m learning so much about Thai curry just from listening to Uncle Roger’s criticisms!

@directorscarlett1932 2 ай бұрын

I feel like Jamie Oliver sees a finished meal and works backwards from there, without knowing the process

@peonylarkspur645 22 күн бұрын

I think that’s how most of these (usually) white celebrity “chefs” operate

@strawberrycupcake6473 2 жыл бұрын

“He doesn’t have a pestle and mortar yet he still manages to crush my hopes and dreams” I’m using this line

@ethanmoua49 2 жыл бұрын

someones gonna know

@barricade9263 2 жыл бұрын

I was fucking knocked out of my Goddamned chair by that one.

@dominichoward4833 2 жыл бұрын

I agree this is terrible... thai green curry is my favourite dish... but doesnt it have mushrooms in it?

@user-ru2sb9yk8k 2 жыл бұрын

"Pestle and mortar can do uncle rogers favorite thing POUNDING" ima gonna use this too hahaha

@strawberrycupcake6473 2 жыл бұрын

@@ethanmoua49 how would they know

@Ineedtospendlesstimeonyoutube 2 жыл бұрын

Thai here, I remember about 4 years ago I was eating dinner with my grandparents while we were watching TV. Then, Jamie Oliver's show came up. He show how to cook an asian dish( I forgot what it is) and my grandparents were so annoyed and angry that I had to turned the TV off LOL. Back then I was young and don't really understand, but now I know why.

@numfon627 2 жыл бұрын

Thai ancestors dislikes for Oliver...I'm Thai native,too.

@pekorin34 2 жыл бұрын

เปิดคลิปมา 5 วินาที ผมอุทานเชี่ยเลยอะ กดหยุด หายใจเข้าลึก ๆ แล้วชมการทรมานต่อ ทุก ๆ อย่างมันผิดไปหมด Edit - just for translation Just only 5 seconds to the vids where I shouted 'Hia!' (fuck) automatically. I paused and took a deep breath then cantinue the torture. Everything is just wrong in the vid.

@StickyRiceThaiKitchen 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m so close to making a green curry for my next video now 😂 just to teach Jamie 😆 .

@mpzxe3819 2 жыл бұрын

แกงงงงเชี่ยยยไรวะเนี่ยยยย

@madcatjo 2 жыл бұрын

It was probably his "Thai laksa". I'm not Thai or Malaysian, but I felt RAGE when I watched it.

@kolapyae-ct7yq Ай бұрын

Congratulation for reaching 9 million subscribers

@evaldaszmitra7322 Жыл бұрын

Tbh the British can go anywhere outside of UK, find the worst place to eat food in town and still be amazed by how good the food is.

@rachaelwillis6028 2 жыл бұрын

“He don’t even have pestle and mortar but he crushed all my hopes and dreams” 🤣😂🤣😂😘😂 best quote of my entire life.

@jevinliu4658 2 жыл бұрын

Uncle Roger doesn't even have a grill in front of him yet he roasted that guy into ashes

@kavitharaju9123 2 жыл бұрын

@@jevinliu4658 lol so true🤣

@Hellamoody 2 жыл бұрын

"😘"???

@rachaelwillis6028 2 жыл бұрын

@@Hellamoody accidentally snuck in so I left it 😂🤣

@Hellamoody 2 жыл бұрын

@@rachaelwillis6028 lmaoo oooh okay 😂

@bariakun40 2 жыл бұрын

I like how uncle roger is in so much pain that he almost break character.

@AG.Floats 2 жыл бұрын

Uh He did break character. Multiple times.

@korosensei4873 2 жыл бұрын

Kenma... :)

@october.summer3126 2 жыл бұрын

aw kenma!!!

@korosensei4873 2 жыл бұрын

Whos..,..kenm-

@october.summer3126 2 жыл бұрын

@@korosensei4873 aww hellu koro sensei! Kenma is one of the character from haikyu!!!

@Raynzia 7 ай бұрын

Just came across this channel and Uncle Roger is a legend. Haiyaa!!

@PIZZA_SNIFFLERR 21 күн бұрын

As a thai kid my dead ancestors cried so much because of Jamie Oliver

@siradachotsasitorn7221 2 жыл бұрын

So I'm Thai, and I do agree with everything that Uncle Roger has said. I laugh with sadness at every process Jamie Oliver did.

@MyNevaeh 2 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm white and I don't agree with anything Jamie did.

@amkimm1435 2 жыл бұрын

+++++ this is too cruel for thai like us ;-; อยากเอาไม้เบสบอลตีเชฟ

@boommer6074 2 жыл бұрын

เค้าไปเอาสูตรไหนมาทำกันเนี่ย มันไม่ใช่แกงเขียวหวานแล้วว้อยยยยย

@tjtwio 2 жыл бұрын

5555555

@thaistranger4181 2 жыл бұрын

ไฮยาาา

@linevenelite9603 2 жыл бұрын

As a Norwegian that knows food is a big part of the national soul, and also loves proper thai food, I cry tears made of brown cheese and hug my smoked salmon tight, in solidarity with the Thai people.

@jamiengo2343 2 жыл бұрын

Brown cheese? Wat??

@Antagonisten 2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiengo2343 big chance you would throw the cheese at me and say you hate me. And that is the reponse i have had trying to introduce people not from Norway on that. :)

@savinggift158 2 жыл бұрын

Three green chillies and no seeds ...... This is hard to watch

@HikaruFX12645 2 жыл бұрын

In my mum's recipe, we put at least 8-10 chillis no matter what's the colour. And crush all salt white pepper galangal chilli and a little shrimp paste together then season with sugar (brown sugar or traditional jaggery) She will cook a fatty coconut milk with all paste until it's going hot. Put some beef or pork + some a little hot water. Cook it for a while until a meat is done. Then season with fish sauce and serve. I miss my mum so bad now.

@arkose1058 2 жыл бұрын

Im thai

@juanjosefreijedo774 8 ай бұрын

I still remember what Jaime Oliver made with spanish omelete and chorizo. My grandma still have a jamonero knive at hand to defend spanish traditions

@purge4300 2 ай бұрын

"He The Usain Bolt of Fucking Up" -Uncle Roger

@skykes8815 2 жыл бұрын

"8 seconds in, already mistakes. He's the Usain Bolt of fucking up." That one caught me off guard LMFAO😂🤣

@magnusbg 2 жыл бұрын

Instant regret, just took a big gulp of monster. Now I need a cleaning crew

@daebak7370 2 жыл бұрын

...New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Dont believe the coming ufo alien abduction narrative

@matchesmalone566 2 жыл бұрын

'thai smoothy" 😂

@sitdowndrank3077 2 жыл бұрын

“It’s easy to be fast, if every step is wrong”. Beautiful quote, motto for New Years.

@jimmykarma5771 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@B.A.H. 2 жыл бұрын

But some legend said if its work then its right. But only work for thing not a food

@lovelaughlivebyfaith 2 жыл бұрын

Lol kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h7uSi7l31K3TYZs.html

@3xcsPerience 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@alicetango6725 2 жыл бұрын

let me guess??? This type of racial profiling is ok?

@noobmaster6843 5 ай бұрын

Why is this man in a different location every time he makes a cooking video

@inversetoast3996 10 ай бұрын

“That’s so many shallot” had me dying

@suchartboontid2560 2 жыл бұрын

As a Thai person, I'm in literal pain. I can excuse the small amount of green chilies because we all have different spice tolerance levels but the mushroom and the peas are just oof... Also if you want the green color without the spiciness just use less chilis and more basil. Pound them real fine, too, don't leave them chunky like Jamie's curry paste there.

@harperoconnor5285 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a white person with low spice tolerance (comparatively), and even I would use more than that. Jaime seems to excel at "bland as hell"

@thebigcanoftuna 2 жыл бұрын

When I saw the mushroom, I almost thought he was making japanese mushroom hot pot...forgot it was for curry....is this depression?

@jjd359 2 жыл бұрын

@@harperoconnor5285 His restaurant is bland as hell too. The chef gave me attitude when I asked for salt lol.

@arale1402 2 жыл бұрын

You are very generous calling that a “curry paste”. I would call that an abomination! 555+

@sorchamarie4089 2 жыл бұрын

@@arale1402 looks like pesto!

@Nick_C1997 2 жыл бұрын

When I first saw Oliver's video, I was gonna make the curry for my best friend, since Thai Green Curry is his favourite dish, I thank Uncle Roger for preventing a major disaster

@AneeshJoshi 2 жыл бұрын

Look at the bright side! You saved your friend from manslaughter charges

@Nick_C1997 2 жыл бұрын

@@AneeshJoshi True

@fathanmia8371 2 жыл бұрын

I can say your friend very lucky not to taste his fav dish to be the shittest dish his ever eat😂

@claireconolly8355 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 🙏🙏🙏

@claireconolly8355 2 жыл бұрын

@@AneeshJoshi hahahaha

@jensjesfjeld6238 11 ай бұрын

Wow. I've never seen a man in pain watching another man screw up so badly. I'm hooked.

@felixli6708 2 жыл бұрын

I get that Uncle Roger is really a comedian, but his food critic is spot on for this one

@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash 2 жыл бұрын

thats the whole reason his skits work - if he wasnt solid at criticizing the actual product it would just come across as obnoxious

@eauhomme 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much no accent and deeper voice when he says in the outtakes "Oh, this video is gonna be painful." (12:34) The accent is part of the comedy, like Larry the Cable Guy (who's actually from Nebraska and has a neutral accent) or Gedde Watanabe (Long Duk Dong in "Sixteen Candles", really Gary Watanabe from Ogden, Utah.)

@ileri-tu2dk 2 жыл бұрын

@@eauhomme Everyone has an accent lol. He just has a British accent when he speaks naturally.

@SpriteStrikerAnimates 2 жыл бұрын

@@ileri-tu2dk He doesn't even have a British accent

@ileri-tu2dk 2 жыл бұрын

@@SpriteStrikerAnimates His accent is British mixed with his home Country.

@vinodsrivatsava Жыл бұрын

As an Indian 1 cup of rice is for two people, and he just dropped it without washing.. this guy is killing me

@khalraesh3176 Жыл бұрын

Same bro same, being from a rice eating state in India we are like 4 cups for 4 people.

@xflippi551 Жыл бұрын

2cup Rice for me. 😊

@rarepepe4849 Жыл бұрын

dont need to wash rice when you arent from a 3rd world country

@vinodsrivatsava Жыл бұрын

@Rare Pepe you do, rice still grows the same and has the same physical properties

@Jimmy-ie5ix Жыл бұрын

@@rarepepe4849 it is not make the rice clean, is wash the starch away, the rice keep fluffy and chewy

@pinkstraw427 11 ай бұрын

I've never tried most of the dishes you talk about or react to,but I wouldn't even eat the ones Jamie make even if that's the only thing nearby! And I love trying new stuff but I'd at least try the original dishes before trying versions that other people make

@raletti75 18 күн бұрын

Thank you for expressing what I've felt about him for the last 20+ years 😂

@regmik 2 жыл бұрын

“Don’t make it your own, make it Thai” - quote of the day! 🤣🤣

@lukeimyafada2270 2 жыл бұрын

as a child, my mother was very abusive, she would ALSO force me to eat the most horrendous food, george foreman grilled steak, cooked all the way through and dry asf, and steamed bok choy that was just waterlogged and horrible. it just clicked to me that she loved to watch jamie oliver on tv jamie, thanks for taking part in my childhood trauma

@chairsilver2 2 жыл бұрын

dang, sorry to hear that

@lukeimyafada2270 2 жыл бұрын

@@chairsilver2 eh, its fine, i came to terms with it a while ago

@MecTecher 2 жыл бұрын

When you grow up hating vegetables because they taste terrible. Then you realise it's only because your parents watch TV chefs like Jamie Oliver and cook it very wrong.

@BradleyUK58 2 жыл бұрын

Or perhaps your mom was just not a good cook many women aren’t some women today couldn’t boil an egg.

@lukeimyafada2270 2 жыл бұрын

@@BradleyUK58 she was a bad person overall, at least it motivated me to cook better

@user-qb1wk8ju9o Жыл бұрын

his green curry looks like school lunch

@asprimapod 11 ай бұрын

guy from Brazil watching and loving uncle Roger 😊😂❤

@hokoon 2 жыл бұрын

I'm Thai, and agree with everything uncle roger said.

@Card_Anurak 2 жыл бұрын

Yes , So do I . ใช่ครับ ที่เขาทำ มันไม่ใช่เลย

@bigdadybeam5155 2 жыл бұрын

@@genewsrwtn3465 Are you Thai dude?

@GoToDie 2 жыл бұрын

ง้อออ

@GoToDie 2 жыл бұрын

Everything he say is true gotta go with uncle roger

@centerdivine 2 жыл бұрын

@@genewsrwtn3465 u go away

@grahamb7947 2 жыл бұрын

As a British person, I'm just gonna make sure you know: We do not claim him as one of us. Most British people can't stand the man who killed Turkey Twizzlers lol

@aquietgirlcalledsoph739 2 жыл бұрын

I was about to say the same! 😁😁

@NEEDbacon 2 жыл бұрын

I had to look up what a Turkey Twizzler was. But yes, Jamie can get bent for that.

@Bread-nx9fo 2 жыл бұрын

wtf is a turkey twizzler

@larryc1616 2 жыл бұрын

he's a harmless clown and not nearly as bad as piers morgan though. so glad he went back to england.

@Hugh_de_Mortimer 2 жыл бұрын

You lost me at turkey twizzlers, never had one but I can get behind the rest.

@Mochi_Plaza 11 ай бұрын

Legend has it Uncle Roger never put his leg back onto the chair again….

@cristinellaSAR 2 жыл бұрын

"He's so clueless but confident. Where he gets all his confidence now?" X°D

@darthcrowley5561 2 жыл бұрын

I think it sits in he's huge tounge 🤷‍♂️

@TramNguyen-zb9qv 2 жыл бұрын

Lol....😜😜😝😝😂😂🤧🤧🤣🤣❤❤

@MargaritaApologist 2 жыл бұрын

From god, he literally gets it from the divine. His confidence isn’t human.

@ilhamrahkmanriefda652 2 жыл бұрын

I read this when hear this

@AnkurPandeyef 2 жыл бұрын

It seems to be a white thing, especially American and British

@TheMartyrsMilitia 2 жыл бұрын

“This curry is so white, it’s about to book spa holiday”. YOU are hilarious 😂 😂😂😂

@lovelaughlivebyfaith 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h7uSi7l31K3TYZs.html

@raepambid135 2 жыл бұрын

well he was right. The final look is white

@maxpower4781 2 жыл бұрын

Are you surprised Jamie Oliver is a hack

@nellustylejeb7210 2 жыл бұрын

Steph curry

@liljay355 2 жыл бұрын

@S bruh what 😂😂

@CaptainBonClay 9 ай бұрын

“Easy to be fast if every step is wrong” goddamn he spitting fire

@Impericalevidence 10 ай бұрын

Uncle Roger, I could not his subscribe because I was already subscribed... I did hit like button... Hit him with the spirit bomb uncle Roger!

@MrVovansim 2 жыл бұрын

Why am I learning more about cooking from a comedian than from a chef and restauranteur?

@yuqingchan8766 2 жыл бұрын

because uncle roger fancy

@nimzzy-w-dapiggyd9227 2 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@jwork5680 2 жыл бұрын

Because Jamie Oliver only good at making italian cuisines 💀

@ETurner_UK 2 жыл бұрын

Cos Jamie Oliver is a cowboy. He only became 'famous' because his head chef was too busy to do a ravioli demonstration. Then he became a tv 'chef'

@thunderx2664 2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure uncle roger is the chef and Jamie is the comedian

@boogaloo8134 2 жыл бұрын

I as a white person, used to brag to people how great I could cook Indian curries that my mother taught me. Then one day my wife's new friend from India came to our house and showed me how to make Indian curry..... I felt ashamed and betrayed by my mothers teaching!

@urthiti Жыл бұрын

Don't be ashame! You know what goes wrong, then you have to correct it. Learning to aquire true knowledge, not to be ashame.

@anaishealy5073 Жыл бұрын

🤣😂 I know the feeling hahaha. I didn't know up from down, had to re-evaluate my own life hahaha. But hey, if we enjoy what we cook, awesome. Even better if we can improve on that. 😁

@ricrdoalcl3537 Жыл бұрын

Is always good to have room to grow!

@nicolascastells4489 Жыл бұрын

lol

@lilypad2714 Жыл бұрын

I honestly love Indian food, the flavours are amazing, but I have such a low spice tolerance, so I can only eat a tiny number of dishes :(

@JDAW47 7 ай бұрын

Omg. From South Africa, this is poes funny. The vide with Gordon Ramsay pure gold and then just watched Uncle Rogers hate grow. Pure gold

@papayer 9 ай бұрын

That mojito recommendation at the end was so insulting

@bassetts1899 2 жыл бұрын

"this curry is so white, it's about to book a spa holiday" okay that got a proper laugh from me. So funny EDIT: it's my birthday today (3 August) please wish me happy bday because my friends forgot

@bankBF 2 жыл бұрын

I bet he got this from Uncle Ramsay.

@ThomasLindegaardJensen 2 жыл бұрын

That was the highlight indeed. 5555 as they say around here :)

@ClaudiaNW 2 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!

@truelingoism 2 жыл бұрын

Happy one year closer to dying

@truelingoism 2 жыл бұрын

Rip :')

@cayde6124 2 жыл бұрын

I'm half Thai my grandma's full Thai and taught me how to cook this I'm actually surprised uncle Rodgers knows this much about Thai culture

@fantasytky28 2 жыл бұрын

Simple. He is Malaysian which is neighbors of Thailand. Hence familiar with Thai food is normal

@cayde6124 2 жыл бұрын

@Armin arlert xD green curry is my favorite dish too so this kinda pissed me off

@itsmeparker421 2 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t look like green thai curry

@kushchronic697 2 жыл бұрын

He just know how to cook not know the thai culture

@kushchronic697 2 жыл бұрын

@Armin arlert sorry i made mistake iin the comment. What i mean was uncle rogger is a good chef but he dont know that much of a thai culture

@BurgerSauce4528 9 күн бұрын

Jamie made green curry without the green. He is probably the same guy to make apple pie without apples

@magicman25103 10 ай бұрын

11:14 anyone else notice Jamie can't even stomach his own food? dude had to stop himself from spitting it out and keep going.

@Rain_zhong 2 жыл бұрын

the thing is, jamie calls it “Thai”curry, just call it the “Jamie Oliver”curry and everything will be just a bit more acceptable

@saladspoonami4563 2 жыл бұрын

Thing is I won’t even call it curry

@syedrahim6199 2 жыл бұрын

@@saladspoonami4563 stir fry chicken with green smoothie

@saladspoonami4563 2 жыл бұрын

@@syedrahim6199 with mushroom sweat soup

@saladspoonami4563 2 жыл бұрын

@@syedrahim6199 like ain’t the most important thing for curries spices? Where were the spices? Even a gosh dang packet green curry microwave meal looks better

@nknguyen2877 2 жыл бұрын

why do i have a feeling that James fucked it up on purpose so he could get Uncle Roger's advice?

@wildlavender1981 2 жыл бұрын

I’m Thai people I really want to cry over what I saw Jamie do.

@thehammerman4436 2 жыл бұрын

I know right? How many ways can someone screw up a cultural icon? We should make a proper curry for him and make him eat it side by side with that tripe he made in the vid. Proper curry has me sweating by the third bite :)

@crush5051 2 жыл бұрын

Same--🤧 ไม่ไหวจริงๆ โมโหแทน55555

@aejanxd489 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed sooo hard bruuh xD

@aejanxd489 2 жыл бұрын

@Albert Einstein xD

@tangmaes.2768 2 жыл бұрын

I'm Thai and this is so painful cooking vdo ever hahaha. this is not Thai green curry at all. My grandma would cry over and over if I show this recipe. I can't imagine the taste from his ingredients. 😣😣

@DNovaa_ 7 ай бұрын

Frog curry became science experiment

@harmony3s 6 ай бұрын

‘I put my leg down from chair” 🤣❤️

@peterbayonet1266 2 жыл бұрын

As a Thai, I understand how Italians feel when they see pineapple pizza or carbonara with cream. Let's hug. ❤️🤗🇮🇹🇹🇭🇮🇹🇹🇭🇮🇹🇹🇭🤗❤️

@Alasswolf 2 жыл бұрын

Carbonara with cream, the French recipe. You almost cannot find* another version and most of us in here don't know they don't use cream in Italia 😂 We like to put our fresh cream everywhere... like in curry, you know... 🎉😂💈🍴🇨🇵🍴💈😂🎉

@queen_bee9426 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@natekong3596 2 жыл бұрын

@@untseac wait until you try it...... yes it's disgusting.

@MoniqueV119 2 жыл бұрын

I mean.. I cook pasta with cream in variety of ways, but people need to stop claiming the pasta with cream as "Carbonara", no? 😂

@pusitsangkayoolakul4351 2 жыл бұрын

Carbonara is just egg and cheese