The creator of the show once said: "Johnny gets plenty of Women, but those stories arent funny, so we dont tell em."

Fun fact: Diamond is almost impossible to scratch, but surprisingly brittle. Thus, it being immune to glass cutters but not Johnny's head is in fact scientifically accurate. ;3

Why is nobody talking about Johnny eating the zirconium and saying "" MM THE OTHER KIND OF WHITE MEAT"

I just want to know how many of his mother's rings Johnny had to have eaten to not only be able to identify Cubic Zirconium by taste, but to appreciate it, too.

The power levels in this cartoon are all over the place.

I love the fact that she is supposed to steal zirconium protected by a case of pure diamond and she acknowledges how ridiculous that is by looking at the camera and saying"How ironic".She just goes along with it because that's the plot of the episode 😂

"Curses! This zirconium is protected by a case of

the fact that they fully acknowledge the 'cubic zirconium' is only worth 'a few hundred' and then say the glass surrounding it is pure diamond is just AMAAZING.

Alternative title: Jonny bravo flirts with Azula while committing a felony only to be interrupted by Don Knotts

I once had an army sergeant tell me, "If you won't be intelligent, you will be strong," and Johnny always makes me remember that.

"Stop in the name of independently contracted security firm"

Found my new pick up line.

"This will fetch me hundreds on the black market."

Years of training. Even more years of practice. The most advanced gadgets there is. All of that to infiltrate that building and rob that diamond. And Johnny Bravo just walks in casually.

In real life johnny would be a chad. He's always optimistic and funny.

Johnny Bravo takes the term “hard headed” to a whole new level.

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Always so damn impressed by Johnny's determination

"This will fetch hundreds on the black market"

I never realized how good the animation is in this show until now