Not having sex for 4 months will legitimately make you try to speak Spanish to get something new in your life

"I have a gluten allergy, I'm in the Q+" lol

Living on a mattress and eating beans is the new living in a van down by the river

When Shane said adult dating is just crazy chicks and single moms, I felt that....hard.

"I'm a curious little bear" 🤣

“Dude, I can’t have kids right now” “Why?” “Because i eat beans and live on a mattress” Shane and Matt deserve all the millions of dollars

"I don't wanna need that" - Matt relatable.

Hahahaha "I have a gluten allergy, I'm in the Q+" that had my dying

That has to be the best thumbnail ever Also, dating in your 30s is a disaster

This channel is Shrek 1, thank you for your hard work Peepop

I'm a stand up wiper my whole life. But I'm 6'6" so I have to pick my battles depending on the height of the stalls.

This thumbnail is gold lol

I had my first daughter with my high school girlfriend when I was 20. She’s great and now we have 4 kids. The amount of time I have to pursue my dreams would never be possible if I didn’t get married at 20. Go forth young man with someone who you enjoy being around, everything will work out!

Shane is 100% closeted

Cause I sleep on a air mattress and eat beans is probably the best excuse for anything

17:40 when Shane says “yea” all in his feels hahahaha

“Damn I regret saying doggy” lmfao

"Like Rikishi" is the best possible joke this could have ended on

I haven't had sex in 5 years. Everyone else is weak

8:33 Some quality ASMR.

8:33 no way was that real 🤣

That rusty trombone 😂 8:36

Everybody is most definitely not watching ladyboy videos lol

Was using mouthwash while Shane quickly realized there were cooler ways of getting his ass ate and I was struggling not spitting it out because that was the funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time 😂😂😂

my god, the fucking thumbnail. warms my heart.

10/10 thumbnail 😂😂😂

We all know who the “whaat” “huh” friend is right? 😂😂

Shane really does look like the sixth sense kid grown up

Fuck this is such a great podcast🤣

Man Matt speaking some truth on online dating

Peepop got the thumbnails that make me squeaky giggle like Bobby Hill 😊

"I have enough issues in my life, the last thing I need is to be walking around with a big horny butt" lmaooooo

this is the best podcast ever

Shane would get zero play if he was not a standup. Last time would have been in high school... 4 months lmao 🤣

Bless

I haven't had a date in 10 years, yall are just weak

"We got carried away with the butt stuff" - Shane Gillis

Mid video I got a commercial about Israel kicking ass at the future and stuff, but the moment it came back was Kahuna saying beans (pause). It was great

lol dont get married

It feels like the goop is being drawn out of me

I need to find the ep. Matt’s talking about 15 year olds texture

“i regret saying doggy” 😂

How are these not more popular? KZfaq algorithm to shadow ban...

Talk about a blast from the past! What’s this, 6 years old?

I’d have thought the shaman has definitely dabbled in the booty play, but he’s way too open that I believe him. Admitting to ring worm is something not something anyone would or should do 😂😂

to go from talking about getting rimmed to farting in the mic could not have happened any better

So many legit LOLs...

Thanks PeePop

ouch that hit me right in the personality disorder

Maaaaaaan prank calls

Got to be talking about Tommy Pope

I’m currently washing dishes at a restaurant for work. Albeit it’s a 5 star restaurant, but I do indeed feel I’m at the bottom of the barrel of ass-getting. Might have to learn Italian

That'll put a WILL SMITH IN YOUR GIDDY UP.... HITCH

fuzzy peaches

Straight bill disapproves

legendary convos

I joined my zoom “you’re saying you don’t want but stuff cuz you think you’d enjoy it?” And audio was auto on…

This conversation about sodomy brought to you by Harbor Freight

because I live on a mattress and eat beans

Haha stand up wipin. Ha done that since I was a kid

Shane chose Doggy style 🙊😬😭

I’m just trying to figure out which nebula that is in the background of the thumbnail

Matt’s take on dating is so real. Dude. Advice I wish I heard and listened to a year or two ago

How did Shane date before online dating? I’m 8 years older than Shane and was married at 27 and didn’t escape online dating 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:10 I can't believe that he has found that many women to fulfill that... 'desire', of his...

I fucking died

8:33

Fuck yeah

What caused it

This thumbnail rules dude

12:14

The Gay Off.

3:25 does anybody actually believe the shaman would pass on something sexual because it was “too intense” ?

eventually you just give up.

Did Matt ghost write for Ari on Jew??

After we go through this gae period, imo, we will all parrot the old texts.

Can confirm rimming feels good but is very hard to enjoy cuz of "This is Soo Gay" running through my head.

you guys should make it more clear who is in this podcast it took me a few minutes to figure it out. its deff holding back you from getting new viewers

I believe sodomy laws and things like that also continue to exist so they can add time on to the sentence of sex offenders.

So happy the bois have had very great success lately 🙏🫃

8:33