My brother threw me at a wall so hard while we were wrastlin during winter break in 5th grade that I shit myself.

Threatening to shit at a friend’s parent’s work is the funniest and most psychotic threat I’ve ever heard

Using “suck” as the past tense of “seek” is all you need to know about Matt.

Matt's story is psychotic

Matt dosing and following chicks is wild lol

I'll never forget the conversation I had with my dad when he realized I ditched high school just so I could come home and take a dump, he wasn't mad

this trio needs to be thing. it is fucking golden chemistry.

being 5'2 as a senior in hs is wild. and then growing like a foot after that is even crazier to me

Watching this while having crazy diarrhea in the movie theater bathroom

Gerbies dad confirmed Jewish business owner

Gerbies is the wholesome content this pod needs

Gerbie’s is always amazing. Also this is the best 15 minutes around.

We got kicked out of Bible camp for spiking the staff food with laxatives... we also covered the stall toilets in Saran Wrap ... Matt just loves a good goof 😂😊❤

We spiked teachers coffees with laxatives in high school lmao

My best friend was on probation and a church let him do community service with their youth group to help him out. Basically this church tossed him a massive bone: He comes with them for a choir tour and helps out for about an hour a day setting up the sound system at different stops, and the entire trip gets logged as community service hours. You couldn’t of asked for a better deal. Free food the whole trip, cute church girls, and virtually knocking out a years worth of community service in the span of a weekend. This genius decided it’d be funny to prank some sickly little freshmen and put a whole pack of chocolate laxatives in a McFlurry. The kids shit his brains out on the side of the road and had to be carried back into the church van, pantsless and half-conscious covered in his own liquid shit and rushed to the ER. They subsequently signed his community service papers and hoped to never hear from him ever again…

I fell so hard skating that I shit my pants in two separate occasions

“Was it hot? Yes, then cold, right away.”😂

Gerbies killed it on the new Gilly and Keeves special.

“…when you’re sliding into 3rd And you feel a slimy turd, diarrhea “

Matt may actually be a sociopath 😂

My buddy ate a whole laxative candy bar at my house cause he just thought it was chocolate. 🙃 he shit for an hour.

this needs to be animated a la ricky gervais show

As a low level mechanic, I can attest to the fact that our dumps are basically radioactive

god bless matt for embracing the painful memories of the horrible shit you did in high school

A mechanics dump is vile, just Natty Light, cigarettes and beef jerky.

Have absolutely as a youth done the totally not needed damage control before about dumb shit like getting pee on pants shaking or not shaking enough shit like that hahah so good society make us perfect out insecure little lies and cover ups early

Where is the clip of Matt retelling of shit night

I swear to god my friend and I convinced a kid to drink like 5 laxatives crushed up in a glass of chocolate milk. 7th grade summer. We literally poured it in a glass and walked a half mile to this kids house and he drank it 😂 you could see the blue pill crumbs at the bottom

Shat Nation baby

12:46 I shit my pants the first time I dunked a basketball. It’s everybody gerbies don’t let em fuck with ya

A mini Gerald Foose vouyeur over here, with that deranged mineral oil story

So Gerbies dad really owns a tire shop?

"thats his shit at that point" got me hard haha

Every now and then, Matt's evil hipi status is revealed

Every time I watch this video i never really absorb the gerbies story as I’m still recovering from matts story. The construction site bit 😙👌🏼

yo high-school before facebook was real boys, ya'll don't understand. we did different shit

There's always someone on patrol for pants shitters I'm fucking dead

It’s a gerbies day

Bruh, who doodos they pantaloons

Watching while pooping

I don’t know how they got through Gerbies’ story without someone singing the baseball diarrhea song

So the Tires set was really Gerbies Dads place?!?

I did not shit myself and I was still never cool.

Matt literally sounds like he's making up every story on the spot

I want Gerbiez back :( he hasn't been on the cast in a long long time

Wait i thought tires just came out 2024 how long was that show in production

Wow soder and gerbs living the same life just different plot but similar scenerios but different choices lmao

Before the show Hot Ones, not many people knew about pepper extract. You could only find it at specialty bbq stores. The boys and I used to get higher than giraffe pu$$y and spike the salsa bar at Taco Bueno. It was so intense we only got away with it a few times. People were spazzing and were convulsing in laughter

We need to have gerbies back soon we all miss him. What happened to him he’s been MIA

Dosing buddies with laxatives was a teenage pastime in our High School. Shit is never not funny...

They need to hire an animator to animate some of these stories.

Who else watching this while pooping?

I made my friend shart his shorts at 3am in Iraq cause he couldn’t laugh out loud in the bay

#MeNumberToo

I remember when I choked my friend unconscious when we were drunk and wrestling and he shit his pants 😂

Matt story made me die

Fell by the wayside

Hahaha I'll clean it go ahead

Who else poopin

Hilarious! Lmao!

My buddy in Ardmore was all excited that he was going on a date with some hot chick. He thought he was coming down with a cold, so I have him two capsules I said were "immune boosters." I always have lots of supplements and health stuff. They were, in fact, bowel cleanser capsules.

Matt’s a sociopath. He also goes to dog parks and doesn’t control his dog cause “dog psychology”

lax bros

thats really kinda fucked up, with the laxatives

I got thrown out of school for 2 weeks for doing the same thing as matt

Sounds like bullshit..

I bet half of Matt’s stories are made up.