The hungover ‘anxiety wank with enhanced headache’ bit, really resonated.

You ether die an alcoholic or live long enough to become Bert kreischer

My parasocial relationship with Shane is the inverse of my parasocial relstionship with Bert. Bert makes me think "boy I really oughta put down thw sauce", but Shane makes me think "nah I'm good dude, needing to be drunk to fall asleep is normal I'm just out here dawgin it, mama Dness didnt raise no quitter".

I work at a liquor store and buy the little bottles and a beer and drink in the parking lot while listening to this podcast

Thanks Peepop. I told myself 6 days ago I would not move from this computer until another Secret Podcast cumpilation was uploaded. I can go back to work now at the ice cream factory.

I passed out after drinking a bottle of vodka a few years ago. Apparently i took the christmas lights and diced them on the counter in the kitchen. I would give my liver to have pissed on a computer like a normal person.

Never stop the booze. Become a yellow dawg

Dawgz don’t quit 😤🍻

The struggle of figuring out if its matt or ofonner talking

Shane pissing on his computer and destroying his routers is the hardest iv laughed since discovering cumtown holy fuck i got abs now

The only thing that scares me living alone, who knows what I’ve pissed on. My ex-wife used to keep tabs of my drunk pissing patterns

Middle of the night, me and 3 buddies are chilling in my kitchen when my dad stumbles out from his room, walls over to the wrap around couch and lifted up the center console type lid like a toilet lid and pissed in it

I was told the day after a night of debauchery that I walked into my brothers room, opened his closet, and pissed into his shoes. Good times.

Peepop drops on a Sunday. Nothing could be better.

I was a hardcore booze bag. Eight months no alcohol now.

Juandawgs drink up, gettin my bed pissed tonight, lets goo, ill sign up for AA another day👍 INSHALLAH BUDDHAS

The baby boy treatment...everyone who has siblings knows the baby boy gets chicken tendies when he isnt feeling well.

"I saw like 4 sunrises last week" lol!

The liquor calls the shots

Straight up took an elephant shit in my barracks room closet once. That was bad man.

I'm jaundiced because I won't stop Peepop.

I’m drunk as fuck rn watching this crying laughing 🤣

Quittin is for quitters

You always deliver, great edit

Holy fuck I pissed on my uncle bedroom door and always thought I was alone in the black out pisses thank you gentlemen for making me feel normal

My second week of college I apparently woke up and pissed all over my roommate’s new shoes and woke up to a cop in my dorm lol. Roommate moved out next day and I had my own room from then on

Am I the first to state the obvious? Shane needs an “Autism 3:16” t shirt bad.

I simulate the experience of having friends through MSSP.

After getting drunk I took some adderall, way later I made it home and passed out on the floor in my moms house, I was 16, I was dreaming I was in the bathroom trying to pee and the light was really bright. I woke up to my little brother screaming, mom he’s pissing on me! 😂

I was at this show and said hi to Shane at the bar before the show but I blacked out and went home before it started.

Rarely do you hear a story of pissing ON the internet, usually people get pissed off on the internet

Keep your circle small and your beers cold. Stay frosty dawgs.

Peepop has returned

Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌

Bro I can NOT FRIGGIN BELIEVE SHANE CAME AND I MISSED IT

I'm like a prickly pear..I'm a prickly pear!!!

MY LIFE, MY RULES

Gran Torino'd as a phrasal verb is perfect.

Much love peepop

No wonder Shane and Nick Mullen are friends 💀💀

7 of Matt's gay lil ciders would still only be 9.5 of Shane's beers not 17. 😂

Boozing pays off; Shane just got a deal with Bud Light lol

I shouldn’t relate to this so much!😂

I pissed in my mom's fridge on Christmas eve last year. Blacked out. Lol

Praise be peepop

Peepop does not miss

My brother woke up in the night and pissed on my tv and the associated tv bar that controlled everything on it. HUGE standing puddle near it. I asked him if he did it and he asked me if maybe my cat had done it. My response was "if that was my cat, it's somewhere, dead and shriveled up with 0 moisture left." I went downstairs and got a roll of paper towels and then threw it at him. So much piss...

So happy my night piss days are behind me

i thought shane dipped. question answered

Win or lose, we still booze

Merry-O Kart is ridiculous

Lmfao, I remember coming out to the living room to my stepdad being blacked out bro was pissing on the coffee table I have never laughed harder hearing it happens to other people too.

Woot woot!

Blessed are the dawgs for st. Peepop

Let’s go boys

lol i think shane on the stock image fat guy photo might be the closest hd depiction of what his belly prolly looks like

Bro you guys where in Poughkeepsie? Thats my hometown living in Colorado now living the shaman life

I went to the kitchen and pissed on the dishwasher

"The problem is that drinking *_rules_* " Nick Mullen

drinkin & mario kart is my jam!

I pissed on my Xbox thinking I was ina bathroom

guinness makes me piss the bed if i drink too much

“5.5%, high ABV”. Oh sweet summer child Matt

Pissed in my roommates laundry hamper. In my defense it was white and circular.

“I broke the internet with piss”

5:03 come on my little squirt gun do it 🫠🤣

I have had a friend do every version of pissing themselves mentioned in this clip Once in college a friend sleeping in a recliner stood up, turned around, pissed on it, and then went back to sleep on the recliner A few years later I was on a beach trip sharing a bed with a buddy when suddenly I heard what I thought was him pouring water on the floor. After a second or two I realized it was piss, jumped out of the bed, flung the covers back, and threw every towel the hotel had underneath my friend like he was a giant baby Then a few years after that I got back from the bar and saw my roommate standing in the living room. At first I was like "oh shit he's still awake" but as unopened the door I realized he was pissing on the end table in the living room and I started screaming "stop stop stop!!!!" And I woke him up mid piss completely dumbfounded as to where he was I don't drink that much so I'm never the one pissing on things

Whater Mahreeyo

Crop top season

I pissed on my buddy's electric guitar blackout drunk on Captain Morgan

Shalom big dawgs shalom

All it takes is Jaeger bombs

Drenched

I check the touring schedule just to see if there at the beacon or near me fuck

Its funny how some people are bed pissers and some arent.

I thought thumbnail guys shirt said "Autism 3:16" for like the whole video,lol. Then I noticed it was Austin

21:03 wooder Mario 💯

I had the same thing a kid came up to me and asked if i remeber pissing on him. Everyone said he just stayed there so i felt weird at that point.

Weird … have yet to have blackout pisses unless they’re undiscovered. Almost every time I’ve blacked out I wake up on a bathroom floor, Not my proudest moments but at least I made it to my destination.

My wife once woke me up out of a blackout pissing in the sink, the kitchen sink.

Shane was down the street at Mahoneys and I didn’t know?! Fuck…

My roommate in the army woke me up in the middle of the night. He was pissing on the foot of my bed. I yelled at him to stop. He asked me what I was doing in the bathroom and I told him this was my bed. He goes "oh" and then turned around and pulled out my sock drawer and started pissing in that. I got up and stopped him. The next morning he didn't remember a thing. then he bought me new sheets and everything else he pissed on

Opened my roommates door one night blacked out and pissed on her slippers right in front of her

Booze cruising > marijuana using.

Hard bed pissn

Albany > Poughkeepsie

Inshallah

4:52 what the fuck

I can’t drink more than 2 beers without needing to go to bed immediately. They are like liquid sleeping pills.

The on time in my entire life I pissed the bed I was in bed with my girlfriend at the time fml lol

Shane will be the new Bert in ten years if he doesn’t quit drinking

I have literally never heard of someone blacking out and pissing on random stuff

man... O'conner is grotesque... they're often on the AYG videos and he is just unreal

Damn I go to bed at 8am and wake up at 4pm..

I got scared awake by my BBG recently, she caught me sleepwalking, trying to piss in the wardrobe. She woke me up and almost gave me a fucking stroke, I panicked and got back into bed, then had to sprint into the bathroom dying for a piss.

🍻🥃🍻🥃🍻🥃🍻

Shane youre a drunk bro

Pissed the bed? I've never pissed in the bed, but I woke up to piss on the floor beside the bed. I never regained any memory of pissing on the floor, it just appeared there somehow.

Bert’s illegitimate child stg

Intentionally blacking out in your 30’s is sad.