I love how Shane gets cancelled for being semi racist towards asians in a joke, but there's literally clips like this lmaoo

This is the shaman in his absolute flow state. 432 Hz off the dome

Dude said "I have the balls of a Roman Senator". That shit was funny.

Shane trying to bait Matt into saying creepy shit is the best.

Feel like Im on some sort of list now after watching this

“Oh the hottest girls on the planet?” Oh my god dude 💀💀

One kid in my highschool got caught wonkin his willy and his excuse was that they shouldn’t have put him near the hot girls if they didn’t want him to do it. What a shaman in the making.

"I have the balls of a Roman senator"

Bro one teacher I had in high school picked up this girls stray hair from the desk and the next day gave it to her saying “you left this here”. Legend and also probable convicted felon

This conversation made me noticeably uncomfortable, bravo boys

As Sam Hyde one said “they’re sexualizing minors now, and it’s getting to the point where even I’m uncomfortable with it”

I'm a DAWG so this may seem biased but these two are the most relatable and FUNNIEST guys in the game...FOR ROME!

“Do you, low T.” 😂

It's always hilarious when Matt says something that's way off and Shane has to reign him in.

God I love playing this podcast through blue tooth with my windows down in drive thrus

How does this exist? How has this not been scrubbed from the internet by Netflix 😂

One of my teachers told us a story about when he just started as a teacher and had to work at the mall during the summer. He saw a cute girl and started talking to her and asked for her number. Then in the fall he found out that girl was a student at our high school.

"You can't soap up the squad, dude" is fucking hilarious. I think about it almost every day 😂

This might be one of the greatest clips in podcasting history

I don’t think either of these dudes have ever had a 5 minute conversation with a 17-18 year old girl.

I taught high school for five years. Can confirm. Young girls will do everything in their power to get teachers thrown in jail. I would NEVER be alone with them in the classroom.

"has to think about health and... physiognomy" lmaoooo

Matt saying he has the balls of a Roman senator is one of the funniest god damn things I’ve ever heard in my life

“you and me have something special stacy” 👨🏼‍🦳

This has inspired me to get some high school snizz while I still can

I stg I got the perfect story for this lol When I was in middle school we had a substitute teacher named Mr. Hair, dude looked pretty young so probably 24ish. The years continue and he sometimes subs at the high school now too since it was across the parking lot, eventually being a full time elective teacher. So I’m in 10/11th grade and I notice he’s always been a lil extra nice to this girl named Emily in my class, like too nice. He’d wait for her in the hall outside his room between classes and just say lil remarks to her but nothing sexual. So I don’t really think nothing of it, I mean we’ve all known him since we were like 12 so it’s not crazy to think he’s more familiar with certain students, plus I thought he was gay cause he 100% had that type of momentum going. Eventually rumors start that Mr. hair is crackin this Emily girl and a lot of people are joking about it, not really taking it seriously cause that would be insane. Well we graduate and I shit you not, less than a year later those two get married while she’s still 18 lmao. Turns out they also went to the same church, no idea if that was before or after he started being a teacher but regardless it’s wild cause this man has 100% been catching some undercooked cuddie for a min. That was 6 years ago and they’re going strong, just had a kid during the pandemic Honestly there’s been a lot of teacher student action at the school I went to. Sadly it was never me lol

In high school we had 2 teacher/coaches that dated and ended up marrying former students... one asked the girl out the day we graduated lol

I’m worried for Matt’s sake about what he’s gonna say in this one based on the title.

In HS we had a teacher who was suspected of grooming the girls and low and behold, he got charged last year for soliciting sex with a minor

9:05 shane could not control himself lmao

My sister had to live with me when she was around 16 and I was like 24. Was a shitty situation but I let her have friends over until it became a problem… we had a pool and these girls wanted to come over all the time. Walking around the house in their bikinis and shit, and of course I got my bros over hanging out until I realized this was a fucking dangerous situation lol. I told my sister, hey you needa tell your friends they can’t be walking around the house in their bikinis and shit the whole time they’re here. She says “why?” Me “ what do you mean why? I don’t need someone going to jail” She kept playing dumb like she didn’t understand so I finally got pissed and told her straight up we don’t need one of your friends sneaking off with one of my buddies and fucking, you’re gonna get me in god damn trouble and you won’t have anywhere to live…. Her - “ my friends wouldn’t do that” Me - “ you’re a fucking idiot they ain’t coming over anymore then”

Craziest convo ever

“Alright let’s end it” - proceeds to talk about it for 10 more minutes

This one was tip toeing the line and it was absolutely hilarious lol

Holy shit they Wilding for this LMFAOO

If I ever have a daughter and she wants to argue about wearing shorts to school and comes up with some feminist response ima show them this video

Drake flying too coose to the sun. Shane predicted it

Shane looks like my wife in the thumbnail 😂

Do you, Low T 😂

The dawgs talking about the difficult topics

Chris Delia and Shane should start a podcast together. Lots of common ground.

The alphabet boys got us on a list after watching this

God I’d love to have this transcribed and read out loud by a judge.

I'm a young single high school teacher and don't really have issues. Yeah, some older class girls obviously developed more than others. But you gotta just keep er' movin lol. The college TAs and student teachers are fair game lol.

I'm absolutely mistified that shane got cancelled for the fucking mild chinee bit when stuff like this exists

Oh god I feel normal

How does this have ads 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Satan couldn't extract this from me

This was the wildest thing I’ve heard in a minute 😂

This comment section is sketchy. You're not supposed to say it out loud fellas..

matt is funniest man on planet

This is insane how this isn’t deleted yet

Never stop doing these clips.

I like how they where roasting the guy to quit being a teacher and shane is like ya i couldnt be a teacher lmao

i taught middle school and it was fine. i taught high school and it was rough. 😬 you're a liar if you don't know what i'm talking about.

This is the most baffling MSSP clip ever😅, it’s got me dying laughing but damn it feels wrong laughing at it

I almost peed at the barber today listening to this.

this is one of the most incriminating full context clips i’ve ever heard

as a high t man I can relate. I would never allow myself to be icarus

I went to my homies party when I was 21-22 and met this pretty girl there. I knew we went to the same high school but I didn’t know when she graduated, I knew it wasn’t my class, so I figured she was a year or two older. So I’m just making casual conversion and eventually start hitting on her and it’s going good. Then it’s getting a lil frisky, all while in the middle of the party. That’s when my homie calls me over and told me that was the 16 year old sister of our class mates. Whoops lol

Maybe women should be the only ones allowed to teach 😂😂

I don’t know if I’m drunk but this is one of the best of the secret cast 💕

As developed as they seem, it does not mean their 18.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Fuckin peepop you got my laughing before I even open the video

so that's why they call it a teenis

This conversation is as honest as it gets

I went to a recruiting event at a high school and it was the strangest experience ever. The teachers didn't look any older than the students. I eventually figured out all the nervous or mad ones were students, the bored ones were teachers.

How tf did this go one for so long😭😭

Dude these girls go to college parties and some are the best looking ones and you find out they r 17 and you want to go to confession.

My guy said PHYSIOMANY 😂 LOL

Two football coaches at my school too. Both got popped for the ladies . Worked out at my gym . It was way after I graduated too. It’s never a surprise dude.

“You and me have something special Stacy” BRO IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I have the balls of a Roman senator" 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

_"I have the balls of a Roman senator, dude."_ Relatable

Lmao Matt definitely watched Spartacus or some kind of Roman show

It feels illegal just listening to this😂

This is the wildest shit on KZfaq

The line being walked here is so thin 😂

lol Matt said "physiotomy"

You gotta weird fantasy focusing on high school girls - Phil Gillis

I was dying at this part 09:48

"I got balls of a Roman senator" 5:01 love it

The most notorious.

What people don’t know is after this episode they kept talking about it for 7 hours.

This is uncomfortably relatable.

“I have the balls of a Roman senator” 😩👌🏼💦

Seeing the thumbnail this could go one of two ways...

Glad I was in the middle of nowhere listening to this holy shit😂

When we were 12/13, my teacher asked a guy, "Are you still going out with that Jessica?". Guy says, "Yes sir". Teacher says, "🫡 nice!"

i remember my old high school teacher added me right after graduation , texted platonically and never smashed . rip

The ending is hysterical

We're not beating the allegations with this one, boys.

My former history teacher who now is the girls basketball ball coach is on trial right now for sleeping with a couple students. Ironic i saw this clip after lol.

Shane has been onto Drake for a few years now, #nodiddy

My moms highschool math teacher came to her party and dropped acid with everone lmao late 70s. What a time to b alive

He said a Roman Senator lmao😂😂😂

I’m going to compile all the clips of Shane saying weird sh*t about kids and blackmail him

I need to hear more of Shane's Louis CK impressions. Oh my god, I didn't know such a thing was possible.

Fucking wild 💀💀