Follow me on Twitter and Instagram: / notoriouspeepop / notoriouspeepop Support the boys: / mssecretpod From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 107
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@averagejoe225 Жыл бұрын
"If you see a black dude in a night club and he's dressed like a magician, it's probably an African guy" holy fuck I can't breathe
@hammersandcaffeinepills10 ай бұрын
*pulls out a pocket watch on a gold chain*
@zerohero66028 ай бұрын
that line is top three all time lmao😂😂
@tommynobaka7 ай бұрын
Bro this is too funny
@maxwellhesher17906 ай бұрын
I remember hearing a kid at my summer camp asking his dad if one of his bunkmate’s dad was a wizard, dude was just Ethiopian, wearing traditional clothes.
@Meekmillan2 жыл бұрын
“People are in school paying to learn how to talk to black people” Had my ribs bussin
@jacobj349111 ай бұрын
The worst part is they're actually getting worse at talking to black people lol
@hammersandcaffeinepills10 ай бұрын
@@jacobj3491it literally reverses their skill set to the negative
@MinorityRespecter8810 ай бұрын
Huh
@wadecounty9129 ай бұрын
@@jacobj3491they treat them like they are lesser
@FohundedthurtietooHirtz8 ай бұрын
Lol go spend 6 months in louisiana you will figure it out, or get fucked up lol
@herpallday12842 жыл бұрын
“I saw a sick African dude at a rest stop” 😭
@nicpete492 Жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as he said that 😂
@William2Firearms6 ай бұрын
@@nicpete492I read this as soon as you said that
@lostcauselancer3332 ай бұрын
I hope he gets well soon
@coreygolphenee96332 жыл бұрын
Having a black girlfriend must make you feel like ALI in these situations, just floating like a butterfly around the classroom "I'm a baaaaddd man"
@jareddeal99992 жыл бұрын
Shit killed me hahahaha
@mr.bidnessman24692 жыл бұрын
I’m mixed race German/Mexican with a Mexican father from a dirt house in the desert of Mexico. I look white and enjoy flipping the switch on these types of people with “uh actually I am Mexican and you are denying my life experience as a Mexican cause I’m light skinned.”. Shuts them up immediately and then I continue on with my White guy opinions.
@candycouldntbesosweet2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.bidnessman2469 absolute mad lad
@biggordo4822 жыл бұрын
@@mr.bidnessman2469 I was adopted by Native Americans at 6 weeks old but I’m ginger pale white dude with a Chinese last name. Life’s fucking weird man.
@vikinghammer872 жыл бұрын
Lmao well done
@that1guy3752 жыл бұрын
Matt is the fucking lone ranger in that class.
@johnhinkleman97572 жыл бұрын
Does that make the Indian lady Tonto?
@Americansikkunt2 жыл бұрын
Every school board meeting/PTA meeting needs one...
@juhbellz Жыл бұрын
The Rose Scholar is back
@chawveldatsyuk7882 Жыл бұрын
he is owen wilson, behind enemy lines
@generaljeneral7503 Жыл бұрын
I'm Jewish but hate the whole "diversity" ethos. I look like a Hallmark channel movie character, so outwardly "pass" for white. When in college, I'd shit talk every diversity class. I loved pulling the "I'm Jewish you monster" card whenever I'd get called a Nazi. Gottem every time.
@lunchbag_larry2 жыл бұрын
"did something happen to you?" lol yes the shaman has lived a life of experiences you couldn't imagine
@josephestrada9822 жыл бұрын
Dumb whore you couldn’t possibly fathom the power of my flute
@jackburton37012 жыл бұрын
Reality. Reality happened to him
@T_D_B_2 жыл бұрын
Life. REAL LIFE.
@goldenrose22310 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the classic "I'm upset so you must be upset"
@notbadforanoob872510 ай бұрын
That made me so angry. The classic condescending POS approach.
@johnwall79682 жыл бұрын
Damn this is a perfect summary of the worst experiences I had in undergrad
@Joseph_Tacos2 жыл бұрын
I took a course on Iraq in college. I thought it was about the country in general, not just the US invasions. My best buddy in that class was a 40yo black dude named Danny who was a veteran and would light up the liberal arts degree professor trying to badmouth the justification of 2 wars he was in. She’d start getting times lines and facts sort of wrong and he’d just be like “oh boy” and interject. Nothing would get done and it was always funny watching a stubborn old black dude tell her the deal. He’d catch me before class and be like “you believe the dumb shit she had us read”. Right or wrong, Danny was the shit.
@T_D_B_2 жыл бұрын
Were they really the worst experiences? In hindsight shit is really funny.
@orlog3343 Жыл бұрын
@@caseyvm5248 none unless your goal is to destabilize the Middle East to allow an Israeli land grab
@deeznutz8320 Жыл бұрын
@@Joseph_Tacos Was the teacher Jewish? He should have said we did it because you swaggerd us into it for your ethnostate
@deeznutz8320 Жыл бұрын
@@caseyvm5248 There isnt any, Israel needed its bad mouthy neighbor removed and the American Goyim did it without question for their 'greatest ally'
@ianrachi34462 жыл бұрын
More Matt battling in school clips please. Best era of mssp
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat Жыл бұрын
The most telling part of this story is the part where Matt admitted that he had a misconception about race in America, spent time with a black person, learned, realized he was wrong, corrected his behavior, and the classes response was to criticize that. That tells you what it's really about. That tells you what they really think and why they think it.
@johnford9070 Жыл бұрын
Gay
@nicknormando4220 Жыл бұрын
Yep gay as an aids parade
@gaussminigun Жыл бұрын
@@johnford9070straight
@evangelionl0vr857 Жыл бұрын
People like that always have to take the high ground, which means they have to find something to attack you over. That's why they're insufferable to anyone who's not directly in the same line of thinking as them, and it's why cancel culture is starting to backfire. To expect humans to be perfect is insane. Most of them aren't religious and make fun of religion for being judgmental but then the second someone makes a mistake regarding one of their stupid social justice causes they grab their torch and pitchforks. I will never understand that mentality.
@wadecounty9129 ай бұрын
@@johnford9070he’s right dumbass
@JoshAbridged Жыл бұрын
“They look like used car salesmen with dark red eyes” LMFAO Shane I’m African and that got me
@herpallday12842 жыл бұрын
African dude with a brown suit from the 70’s 😭😂
@jordanarthurs56172 жыл бұрын
The Shaman is the king of diversity
@MrDolphinDiver2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Matt’s the best I would kill to be in a class with him
@kraknjaws3882 Жыл бұрын
Count how often he says "dude". It's nuts
@eduardosuarez2414 Жыл бұрын
and "like"
@DeathstrokeFGC Жыл бұрын
Dude like stop being a hater dude like
@Jbourbz6 ай бұрын
@@DeathstrokeFGCthats crazy dude
@tonyreyes3780 Жыл бұрын
I once got a DUI and had my license suspended for a year. Hanging out with an African dude at a bus stop one time almost made the whole thing worth it.
@tonysamosa17179 ай бұрын
I don’t think Africans realize how funny that are unintentionally. Just the way they move is hilarious. And I’m black (Caribbean descended). Nigerians are the worst. You take a Nigerian guy FOB and bring him to the bar guarantee he’ll have you cracking up soon as you have him talking about chicks and stuff.
@mohnjarx78019 ай бұрын
This guy from Uganda used to be a drinking buddy of mine and after a while I figured he was cool to bring to a different bar. He told the female bartender "back home, we take da poossy". That was his pick up line.... I couldn't get him to leave and by the end of the night cops were called so that kinda sucked. Funny stuff though
@Poliswag72 жыл бұрын
“Did something happen to you” translates to “I have no argument for what you just said and don’t know what I’m talking about”
@skachor10 ай бұрын
They're so befuddled by someone living life. You're supposed to go to school and be told how to think. That's what happened.
@iCookCrystalMeth7 ай бұрын
@@skachoryup tell em brother
@dontworryaboutit54906 ай бұрын
It’s like when someone online tells you to touch grass
@nonamesinenomine2 жыл бұрын
As someone from Minnesota you can definitely tell if they're African or not ... You can even tell what country they're from just by looking at them ... Somali and Kenyan have quite distinctively different characteristics ...
@hotmailbutts416 Жыл бұрын
You can if they are from Somalia if they are raping a woman.
@Samsok013 Жыл бұрын
Huge ugly foreheads
@HistoryNerd8765 Жыл бұрын
How are they adapting to society up there?
@Daniel-dl3tf Жыл бұрын
@@HistoryNerd8765 refusing to adapt completely.
@no-replies Жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-dl3tf don't expect any different
@PocketGatoSleeps Жыл бұрын
Matt’s 100% right that the people going to these classes have never interacted with other races
@kraknjaws3882 Жыл бұрын
They absolutely have but those other races are also extremely woke and Matt is only allowed to talk about the white ones
@wadecounty9129 ай бұрын
@@kraknjaws3882yeah, definitely. When I think of Matt and Shane, I think about them holding back…
@TimmyMcGowan9 ай бұрын
So not true, they follow several light skin euphoria actresses on twitter
@kg3566 ай бұрын
Only in a customer-server context or POC who were raised in the exact same environment as them and are basically white
@dookiepost3 ай бұрын
They resent their upper middle class parents because they grew up in a wealthy sub division around other white people or “model immigrants”
@pingaslayer39642 жыл бұрын
Can’t train a DAWG on diversity
@jasonfifi2 жыл бұрын
except he was training them on diversity tho.
@thestinkknuckle86702 жыл бұрын
Used car salesmen with dark red eyes! Holy fuck
@jasonsantiago63082 жыл бұрын
I'm actually upset that line got glossed over like it did
@cloudfuel91662 жыл бұрын
all their decriptive one liners were so fucking good.
@Jb-db5kj6 ай бұрын
You are absolutely able to spot an African immigrant 100% and it’s a fucking blessing, they are some of the nicest, warmest people I have ever met.
@dilloncrain9111 Жыл бұрын
I majored in communications and every class took woke stuff too far and it was a bunch of white kids talking about experiences they have never had.
@treevnor Жыл бұрын
bro I majored in comm studies too and yes that major is full of fucking people like that. I used the word ghetto in a speech and my white ass teacher docked me points because that’s a word that belongs to “a person of color” like bro do you know who I hang out with outside of class
@tommynobaka7 ай бұрын
Super major facts. Another comms grad here and I remember when Trump got elected. It was like the earth stood still on campus 😂 People looked at me crazy because I'm BrOwN and didn't have the same views they did, and for some reason because I'm BrOwN, I'm supposed to have some sort of handicap that keeps me from being successful...
@Zedsdead836 ай бұрын
Yip, nor could u afford id too, cause it would be racist to have to show id when voting.
@evantench6651 Жыл бұрын
being able to make people laugh will get you out of tight spots being able to make people laugh at themselves is a superpower.
@georgesorossevilnose64782 жыл бұрын
Whoever dislikes this video cannot tell Africans and American blacks apart
@kylez90942 жыл бұрын
I would pay for a video of this class
@juan2three6 Жыл бұрын
“Yeah, like black people spend money on uh pieet bool”🤣😂🤣
@clarke4552 Жыл бұрын
"Theirs no neanderthal in them at all" ahahahahahhah
@RossKempOnYourMum01 Жыл бұрын
No Neanderthal but about 30% of something which dare not speak its name, probably big H.E.
@Cobbido6 ай бұрын
"Archaic ancestry in Sub-Saharan Africa" "Ghost lineage Africa" There are a few recent studies, not all that widely discussed lul@@RossKempOnYourMum01
@Cobbido5 ай бұрын
hey man it's just 20% don't be rude@@RossKempOnYourMum01
@ZakuIIX6 ай бұрын
"You guys look at race in theory because you don't really know anyone" goes so damn hard in the paint
@billnyethesciencedenier15165 ай бұрын
Blacks are soooo smart. I love to help them with simple tasks, because they're so smart
@Sprite_5252 жыл бұрын
1:42 the “African v Black American” bit is one of my favorite lately 😆
@nickof932 жыл бұрын
McCustard has the best stories
@peachmelba10002 жыл бұрын
The African black guy magician used car salesman uniform is to American black guys as the white European dude, many pocket rinsed skinny jeans and driving shoes are to America white boys lol
@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын
So true
@spacejamgoliath2 жыл бұрын
The most sense matt has ever made
@hobochangba7638 Жыл бұрын
Matt completely butchering Zizeks points is hilarious
@willanderson2430 Жыл бұрын
can you explain it better?
@littlejackalo532611 ай бұрын
Nah, it was pretty good summary.
@wtice463210 ай бұрын
Well zizek is a 🤡
@randoooo8oooo10 ай бұрын
Matt completely butchering Zizek’s name is hilarious
@Rotwold7 ай бұрын
Calling a communist liberal is peak Matt
@noahhan206 Жыл бұрын
“So black ppl can’t be racist bc they have no power” like people really think this. Like simultaneously being an “ally” and also being brutally condescending
@juancarlo888 Жыл бұрын
You can always tell when a black person is on NPR because it sounds like the host is speaking to a child.
@tonyreyes378011 ай бұрын
Matt’s like a trashy, working class, right-of-center version of Larry David
@lukekenny473110 ай бұрын
So nothing like Larry David? Haha I love Larry but him casting JB Smoove as his black roommate in curb is laughable. Old Jewish guys do not hang out with black dudes, they barely hang out with anyone who’s not Jewish
@bistroautismo96028 ай бұрын
@@lukekenny4731its because they are hilarious together. Fuck off, just enjoy the show
@austinclarke17243 ай бұрын
@@lukekenny4731Not sure if you watched (and I agree about how most old Jewish men live) but in show he didn’t want Leons family at his house. His wife takes them in and gets happens to form a bond with Leon, due in part to their similarities and sense of humor (also Leon just wont leave) but it is a commentary on Larry not wanting to take them in and getting a beat friend because he was forced to interact. I honestly never thought of it like this till I read your comment but I respect that character duo more now. That being said his wife brought them in, it was not Larry electing to have Leon as a roommate, so your point is missing the context to be a solid counter.
@theabstracthour1782 жыл бұрын
I’ve got friends in Gambia and dude they’re like superheroes. My friend Yusupha can climb a tree in the time it takes me to get a good grip on a branch.
@juhbellz Жыл бұрын
built different
@Max_Payn3 Жыл бұрын
Africans are the bros, worked with some and they were always rad to talk to .
@michaelj6392 Жыл бұрын
Most Africans I’ve ever met are super cool.
@prometheusjackson8787 Жыл бұрын
I guess that's a trade off for a functional society
@Paid2Win Жыл бұрын
You could say Matt had a real "Rittenhouse" moment in class that day
@enterpassword3313 Жыл бұрын
Could you?
@Rowsy91 Жыл бұрын
i mean i guess you could, youd sound stupid as fuck tho lol and hed def make fun of you for saying it but yeah you could say it
@derringer1072 Жыл бұрын
You could
@ryancarmona290 Жыл бұрын
And he did
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese Жыл бұрын
Famously Shane doppelganger Kyle Rittenhouse
@Samsok013 Жыл бұрын
Blood shot eyes is because of the open fires to cook inside the house. Atleast it was for west and east Africa where I worked. Little detail I like to add Is very confident if they have a large potbelly and OVERSIZED suits
@blahblahh15072 жыл бұрын
According to Matt and Shane's theory, Michael Jordan was an African immigrant all this time.
@deeznutz8320 Жыл бұрын
He looks like one
@jesussanchez91062 жыл бұрын
Watch Matt's just holding on to thousands of dollars worth of casino chips cause he thinks they translate to nothing
@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын
That would be sick.
@MikeBites Жыл бұрын
2:46 Matt dropping gems
@carlosr134410 ай бұрын
I remember in college a friend brought an exercise from his sociology class where slurs were listed and he was to pick the 3 most offensive. We were all calling each other what was onthe sheet and all laughing our asses off. It was like MLKs dream.
@mojojojo6400 Жыл бұрын
The classic yellow eyes and the messed up hairlines give the Africans away easy
@killaken2000 Жыл бұрын
bustin' balls with random people is an art form.
@tonyreyes3780 Жыл бұрын
If your with a dude from another race or walk of life, I’ve found there’s always one topic that’ll keep the convo flowing and create a bond between you: women
@1headphoneguy Жыл бұрын
Shanes exhausted "Good fucking Chriist" sums it up
@aug-pahunters517 күн бұрын
"Sir... the McCusker's black shield is still operational."
@aleskaresquivel47002 жыл бұрын
Yes it's performative- prolly 8 times out of 10.
@jamesmcclaren97592 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy that we’re all fellow citizens trying to fix things but the majority of all sides aren’t able to connect andcommunicate
@Stumme-4020310 ай бұрын
This class honestly sounds fun, although I’d end up getting kicked out of the school.
@wbrady39559 ай бұрын
Jesus man
@anthonymiller9345 ай бұрын
The “what??!” & “ used car salesman” from Shane had me cracking up
@KremitFrogman2 ай бұрын
“And you gotta make the lips funny.” -Frank Reynolds
@goodstuff1692 жыл бұрын
Mccusker rules
@limabeats23892 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of my experience talking to my woke friends about Dave Chappell
@JACOBHIMSELF Жыл бұрын
Dressed like a magician 😂😂😂😂😂
@robbaholic Жыл бұрын
I’m white, grew up 1 of 7 kids, pretty poor, mobile home/apartments mostly. A lot of different ethnicities in my neighborhood and community. I can tell you this, the kids I was friends with were the ones I could riff with and make jokes with. I also lived in the straight up hood for a few years in my 20s, I’m talking drug addicts and gangs. I smoked a lot of blunts with a lot of hood ass black dudes, and I can tell you this: they love a good joke. They know how to riff with the best of them, they’re hilarious. If you can’t joke back, they think you’re hella weird. Oh and a lot of them love Trump lol and I would try to low key red pill them every chance I got.
@frame-perfectadskip91592 жыл бұрын
It would be great to flip it like "you can't tell the difference? They all look the same?"
@acousticboy9029 Жыл бұрын
Nice to see someone strong in there convictions
@spikedmo2 жыл бұрын
I can't listen to slavoj Ziezek it's like listening to someone eat on an asmr mic. can't do it dude
@colelolol2372 жыл бұрын
Yea its pretty rough LOL imagine an audiobook read by the author, your ears would get wet a paragraph in
@coreygolphenee9633 Жыл бұрын
Subtitled in his native language is much better, he only does that when speaking english
@dookiepost3 ай бұрын
He always seems extremely coked up
@mountainfoot2 ай бұрын
matts explanation of zizek is hilarious.
@1kislandstare11 күн бұрын
slavov jijek’s toilet story is the bestssshhhsst.
@CamBoone11 ай бұрын
I’m completing the very last bit of my MSW program like Matt was and I can vouch that he’s describing is exactly what it’s been like. Oppression Olympics
@dunnobagels2 жыл бұрын
I got in an argument with a black hillbilly/truck driver at a truck stop restaurant and an African immigrant truck driver stepped in between us when the other guy made it about my race.
@Naltddesha2 жыл бұрын
In your defense i assume? If so good for him
@no-replies Жыл бұрын
Comes running up in a suit 2 sizes too small "why are you a racist man"
@Patrick.Weightman8 ай бұрын
Saying capitalism created the subjugation of people has to be the most wild thing I've heard all year
@whaddup54175 ай бұрын
As an Indian dude, I lost it when Matt went “yeah bby” 😂
@Weeman80 Жыл бұрын
Shout out to the Indian lady in the class. All the ones I’ve known are cool as hell like that, Arabs too they got tight families
@genzcurmudgeon80376 ай бұрын
Bruh, Me and my crew hang out with this Ethiopian cat every now and then. And yes he wears a bedazzled button up and dances in bars when everyone else is seated.
@LiterallyGod2 жыл бұрын
General McCustard
@carlosangulo30359 ай бұрын
Broooo,a afro american said”you f ing african”to our coworker i was “damnnn ,no friendly fire tolerated,sir” lol
@CRWiebe9 ай бұрын
Its basically matt and anyone else with world experience squaring up to debate the smartest girls in highschool.
@CRWiebe7 ай бұрын
@@jacksheridan5916 yeah every girl in college is stupid now because of affirmative action. All the smart girls start OF accounts. Are you regarded?
@jasonfifi2 жыл бұрын
shouts out zizek.
@icanseewhytheyhateus Жыл бұрын
thats how ive always felt about new age college . rich white people paying mortgage level amounts to learn how to talk to black and brown people
@sandworm952810 ай бұрын
How did matt manage to watch slavoj zizek, and read the book 'debt, the first 5000 year' , he's got good taste !!
@HouseJawn10 ай бұрын
I love Matt M. more than life itself 🤣🤣🤣
@durden91tyler2 жыл бұрын
Chaos theory point is so damn true
@Jawsnake2 ай бұрын
I remember one college class we were talking about stereotypes and why they exist and I brought up how people probably took one trip to Asia and thought that they don’t follow traffic rules they must be bad drivers. Teacher immediately jumped on me for giving any reasoning for stereotyping lol.
@coreygolpheneee Жыл бұрын
8:53 thousand percent right, as soon I have to exchange my identity trading card with you, the conversation is almost over in head
@Ridistrict11 ай бұрын
My theory on why people (who have actually hung out with black people) can tell africans from american black people is because when theyre from Africa, they're usually a single ethnicity (100% Nigerian, 100% Kenyan, etc.) while American black people were mixed together after the slave trade. Its like you can tell they're amerocan because they dont look like any specific nationality. Which is honestly the same as American whites or some immigrant from some soviet country or some rural European place.
@arsiric98476 ай бұрын
Also most African Americans have around a 1/4 European ancestry. If you ever see black people do 23 and me they tend to have 30-15% white dna, which makes them look distinct from fully west Africans
@jmarsh32 жыл бұрын
Definitely taking a shot or 3 for Matt daddy tonight.
@businessofrhythm2315 Жыл бұрын
Let's be real, it was more like 8
@jasonsantiago63082 жыл бұрын
"He musta seen The Kid"
@williamrichardson576 ай бұрын
Black dude dressed like a magician 😂😭 that shit is so true
@patrickmccutcheon88606 ай бұрын
The philosophy lesson at the end of this is basically just a rundown of the barber shop scene in Gran Torino.
@nutty_tv29672 жыл бұрын
Hello, my name is goodnight mooncricket and I would like 12 dollars to by a lemonade.
@no-replies Жыл бұрын
I want to teach a Jive class at my local college. Think it's the time for it
@joegasparro23952 жыл бұрын
How old is Matt while he is in undergrad, 30?
@Antiluls2 жыл бұрын
lol name one other non-white or euro ex colony that is actually multicultural...
@Leathal Жыл бұрын
Singapore but somehow I doubt the avg multicultural-enjoyer wants to hear why it works there
@nateguerra3194 ай бұрын
Buster is a damn legend man
@afrogaminghd969610 күн бұрын
Matt's my hero dude hell yeah
@living11722 күн бұрын
Matt speaking for black people 🤝 white women speaking for black people
@dholley514922 жыл бұрын
Dont tread on me
@mikemacken42293 ай бұрын
The ladies laughin cuz they know
@NathanTuftsPark9 ай бұрын
It's called tact and charm. Reading micro expressions helps
@EliteKnight976 ай бұрын
I’ll be honest, I started listening to this podcast because of Shane, but I continue listening because of Matt
@charlesbetts83968 ай бұрын
Mack mccutter for prez 2032. Think about it. Mackin bbgs , cutting Idiocracy at the knees 😂😂
@billybrant6818 Жыл бұрын
Love this, good only exists when people are willing to carry the torch and create good
@matguerra33311 ай бұрын
"They look like used car salesman w/dark red eyes"
@matguerra33311 ай бұрын
off the dome is so fkn funny
@dmurphy1578 Жыл бұрын
I was thrown in for the my secret site for calling someone naïve.
@n-wordheelflips26482 жыл бұрын
hell yeah dude
@Mr1159pm2 ай бұрын
If they invite zizek they need to wear water ponchos