@NotoriousPeepop Жыл бұрын
Today I learned america has Aldi too
@ZeSgtSchultz Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah we do, best place to get groceries to be honest.
@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын
Ja wohl, it's a German company but we got 'em too.
@hewasagudboy9079 Жыл бұрын
it's for poor people here
@hewasagudboy9079 Жыл бұрын
@sigmadeez420 idk I'm not poor
@anusmcpenis1981 Жыл бұрын
aldeez nuts
@Enaz924 Жыл бұрын
My wife heard me listening to this and now we’re fighting 😂
@jarnold1789 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha godspeed
@lewisgann280 Жыл бұрын
Salute to a real soldier 🫡
@reidsimonson Жыл бұрын
Leave her ASAP. Getting mad at you over what someone else says?Complete psycho.
@zachabsher8546 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@theskyizblue2day431 Жыл бұрын
What’s her taste in music like?
@Deeplycloseted435 Жыл бұрын
I’m glad Matt is out there, saying the worst things imaginable about his woman, in a public forum. Thanks for your service.
@cloudbloom Жыл бұрын
"Worst things imaginable" You mean to say he's spittin facts and logic?
@colinbell4498 Жыл бұрын
It’s his bitch dude get it right
@514BMXJay Жыл бұрын
He's truly paving the way for us to say extra wild things to our bbgs and totally get away with it
@alexanderkvitrovn9828 Жыл бұрын
God country Matt
@jonsmith6509 Жыл бұрын
Worst things=common sense and general thoughts
@DANYJ777_ Жыл бұрын
I like how they went from my bae, to my bitch to just bitch😂
@chaka1045 2 ай бұрын
Ahahahahahahahah fuck that’s funny
@williamthomas5215 Жыл бұрын
Matt is spot on with the cream pie. Never had an argument survive the cream pie
@michaeldoran4367 8 ай бұрын
UNUSUALLY LARGE BLACK KOK WHIPPED OUT DURING A BASEBALL GAME IN HIGH SCHOOL
@reallyriley123 7 ай бұрын
Dude this happened to me once and I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one to think of it that way😂
@sinisternoah3604 5 ай бұрын
A good hard cream pie solves problems in every relationship
@TetraGO 5 ай бұрын
@@michaeldoran4367unusually beta male loser comment the white man is king
@imnotracistbut-9559 3 ай бұрын
WUT WUZ HIZ NAME(Z)??
@gmangriggs94 Жыл бұрын
Often imitated but never duplicated, god bless the dawgs and peepop
@guydutoit61 Жыл бұрын
What’s up dawg
@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын
Whos the second koont in the thumbnail?
@computerjockproducti Жыл бұрын
@@davidperez5089 in order Amber heard Emma Watson Ellen degenerate Whoopi’s fatberg
@JeffyPDiddy Жыл бұрын
Emma Watson?
@thebronbronshow Жыл бұрын
Boyyyys
@TheFleetfingers Жыл бұрын
I, too, cannot listen to pop radio without vividly imagining the degenerate dental hygienists using it as their soundtrack of sin.
@WeShareTheSameAir Жыл бұрын
Nice alliteration, papa Olson
@michaelj6392 Жыл бұрын
“She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one.”
@BR0_CD Жыл бұрын
“Built like a house” 😂
@grantgosselin7813 Жыл бұрын
I need matt to publish Matt Mckuskers Mckusker guide to life
@KinoTechUSA69 Жыл бұрын
I'd buy that.
@jetorixjones Жыл бұрын
Laughing at Shane's girl being pouty and listening to Taylor Swift while he sits next to her mouthing "Kim" by Eminem.
@koosh4297 6 күн бұрын
SIT DOWN BIH YOU MOVE AGAIN ILL BEAT DA SHIT OUTTA YOU
@Ledface117 Жыл бұрын
I was howling laughing during this one
@birdog9633 Жыл бұрын
Bruh me too prob the hardest Iv geeked listening to this show
@TheAgentmigs Жыл бұрын
"My bitch is fat as fuck." Hhahaha
@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Matts wife Is dark choc or café su lait? ...not that that matters.
@vikinghammer87 Жыл бұрын
@@davidperez5089 It definitely matters. I'd guess a lighter skinned queen ass bitch.
@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын
@@vikinghammer87 so nothin like burrs wifey.
@shredvansshredquarters Жыл бұрын
9:00 UNDERATTED Shane quote, "pop radio and and a salty bitch is enough to get me just like....I'll roll out of this car right." LOLOLOL just popping the door open, tucking and rolling.
@localwaterchamp7712 Жыл бұрын
MINE. HAS. NOT.
@JC-oq5ex Жыл бұрын
Lmao that Kirby line about "inhaling all the details of the day and then bursting them out" really describes it best.
@TrillgataQ Жыл бұрын
"using logic is not the weapon."
@zanec9108 Жыл бұрын
“Perpetual girl problem”bruh this is so real.
@ThaHulkster Жыл бұрын
One of the most relatable clips I’ve ever listened to lol
@elias4493 Жыл бұрын
for some crazy stupid reason nothing pisses me off more than girls needing to tell their day and Matt summarized it perfectly
@therainman7777 Жыл бұрын
Dude, it is the worst. I don’t know why it sucks so hard but it just does.
@paijo1503 10 ай бұрын
Tell their day? What do you mean
@elias4493 10 ай бұрын
@@paijo1503 like retelling their entire day such as what they are what someone said what they did
@wetsockz3001 7 ай бұрын
@@elias4493 because everyone knows a boyfriend’s not there to support your woman they’re just there for the cream pie 😂
@nicandromartinezsotelo3300 4 ай бұрын
God bitches don't know how valuable and appreciated silence is.
@dr3693 Жыл бұрын
6 laffy taffys before bed is killing me
@dee-taylor 6 ай бұрын
Women with good taste in music means their ex BFs had good taste in music.
@kxnny2 5 ай бұрын
🤣 fr
@slynt_ Ай бұрын
100% accurate
@ericl3931 Жыл бұрын
Bro…it would be a crazy task but if you could make a comp of Matt using video game analogies that would be GOAT
@ImpulsesOG Жыл бұрын
The end being about girls on the phone. Unreal how accurate it is with every relationship I've had
@cmm8217 Жыл бұрын
The time slave comment form Matt was spot on
@Fitzn Жыл бұрын
I never knew anyone else experienced this, too
@_DMNO_ 11 ай бұрын
That's bad, but you know what's worse? A girl that calls and texts you all day to ask what you're doing. Mine gets bored, and just assumes I'm either doing something more interesting, or I'm maliciously cheating on her.
@bouch2442 7 ай бұрын
@@_DMNO_I broke up with my most recent girl because of that exact reason lol
@XanVicious 7 ай бұрын
@@_DMNO_they tend to get that way if they’re insecure and/or have been cheated on. My GF was like this until I nipped it in the bud and she’s been ight. Though I have NEVER met a woman that doesn’t want to FaceTime, it truly is a curse.
@krisf4969 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like ending a long day with another Peepop classic, thanks dawg.
@chuddleywindston 9 ай бұрын
This channel is the bomb because there is never a single ad on your videos lmao
@evanabbott2737 Жыл бұрын
“Nahhhh..fifa, you go to BED”😂
@darkstar0554 Жыл бұрын
Just shared this with the dawgs. Caption “do NOT listen to this around anyone else.” 🤣
@Sigrdrifaz Жыл бұрын
2d vs 3d argument skills is perfect analogy
@lewisgann280 Жыл бұрын
Top tier analogy
@themk4982 9 ай бұрын
I’ve never heard anything as true as the Perpetual Girl Problem. It’s like a neverending, constantly morphing problem that is somehow the same thing even though after 8 months it’s completely unidentifiable as the same issue.
@alexismcaloon8269 Жыл бұрын
Matt is right about a make up cream pie
@lt.dantaylor7185 9 ай бұрын
Chicks listen to this?!? 😂😍
@William2Firearms 6 ай бұрын
@@lt.dantaylor7185catfish 💯
@langa77777 11 ай бұрын
This is so funny. The boys getting into a Dunkirk voluntarily. God damn.
@Joseph-Aten Жыл бұрын
“Rolling down the PA turnpike to deliver average dong” never hit closer to home 21:31
@stilgar2007 Жыл бұрын
I hate when she is bored in the car and calls.
@jamescook3131 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha ah shit man. Atleast she doesn't call salty.
@WippetWzrd Жыл бұрын
My girl just agreed with the music point how’re these guys so accurate
@BigFarts0 Жыл бұрын
Hahahha my man’s is a living legend. He’s got the hottest takes
@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын
He's peerless
@MatauReviews Жыл бұрын
Love Matt saying “2-dimensional polliwog” instead of polygon. A beautiful mind
@sangyedorje 11 ай бұрын
Beautiful mind indeed
@lofttm969 Жыл бұрын
Peepop thumbnails > all yt content
@gunshow86de Жыл бұрын
That Kirby analogy is perfect.
@KKloeps 26 күн бұрын
Matt had me dying this one
@BiIlDipperIy 10 ай бұрын
5:32 Mine *has not* ... 🤣 Bro his girl had to cuss him out after this
@ccolby8593 4 ай бұрын
You let em spaz for an hour... then hit em with the 'you done?' We die inside
@nicthemickatx Ай бұрын
Straight facts. Like a kid mouthing off in the grocery store and give them that "I know you don't want me whoopin ass" look. I've never laid a finger on my woman. Never had to. She seen me tear walls out when I was mad then rebuild them the next day. I'm getting old now though, I'm not angry like that anymore.
@SARMS_KAT Жыл бұрын
These thumbnails are top quality, peepop sir
@maxwella2200 10 ай бұрын
"you take a nap every morning" -Shane
@AudibleVisibIe 6 ай бұрын
Matts dental hygienist fantasies are crazy 😂
@MisterRawgers Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is legendary I need a painting of it
@NotoriousPeepop Жыл бұрын
Haha im having fun with this new Matt headshot. Its crisp and goes with everthing
@b0ssbeerreviews83 Жыл бұрын
When my ex was in a pouty/salty mood, I’d leave for an hour, come back, still a bad mood? Leave and hang out with buds til the next day. Sure my relationships end almost instantly, but lifes to short to be with a pouty bitch.
@XmXFLUXmX2 3 ай бұрын
@Leonardo-gn9ci im a subscriber to his program and I can attest, I too have a graveyard behind me.
@notkevinacid 2 ай бұрын
sometimes when it comes to girls, i feel like a blind dude that’s walking around his house and can perfectly navigate it because he’s broken almost every bone at some point in the process of navigating. sure, i’ve got a LOT of exes, but now i know exactly what not to do, but like for sure.
@str8_white_mail Жыл бұрын
BLESS US ON THIS DAY SIR PEEPOP
@BoyGeorgiaX Жыл бұрын
Matt is right about the I love you cream pies
@lewisgann280 Жыл бұрын
I can second that. Scary but true.
@natedorsey2148 9 ай бұрын
What are you fishing for “UH HUHS” no kidding😂😂😂😂
@mcluhanmedia1223 4 ай бұрын
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s vexed by their girlfriend calling them from the car instead of just talking to me in person when they get home 😅
@christopherchristmas25 Жыл бұрын
Everything he is saying reassures me I do not want to be in a relationship
@liltimp935 7 ай бұрын
Can we please for the love of god have this podcast as a radio station in gta 6
@robert9016 Жыл бұрын
2 dimensional polywog
@CKLach Жыл бұрын
When your girlfriend is black, going for a walk is really a power move
@TheHomieFedSmoker Жыл бұрын
Make America PeePop Again
@ericl3931 Жыл бұрын
A two dimensional poliwog
@j.g.mcbell9494 Жыл бұрын
Idk why guys tolerate that from women. After my first wife, I just simply don’t play those games. Giving me the silent treatment, or when you ask what’s wrong and they say “nothing” or “what do you think I’m upset about?” First time it happens, “Look I don’t play those games. You can tell me what’s wrong, we can talk about it and move past it, or this is done right now.” Its toxic man don’t tolerate that nonsense.
@_DMNO_ 11 ай бұрын
I dunno, I prefer the "Act like you don't give a fuck, and create distance" method. Matt got it right dude. Literal dog behavior. They stop acting bitchy once they aren't being given the attention to be bitchy.
@Vastspartan 9 ай бұрын
@@_DMNO_both are valid. Be a fucking adult or get out
@commander_cody841 6 ай бұрын
14:50 I’ve never heard it explained so perfect literally same
@Josh-ux6zz 16 күн бұрын
“I love yooouuuuaaaugggh ughaahhh!”
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
Shane just needed to ask her, "Hey, is everything OK?"
@salsa83 3 ай бұрын
I cant get over how relatable and true all this is. I had to pause this when GF walked into the room because I was worried about a fight starting. Man the phone call while driving around is the worst.
@swphittman215 Жыл бұрын
Matt nd Shane are my Philly bros from another mother since I too am a Philly native. Also Peepop is a GOAT too he got sons in the game doing MSSP clips nd shit lol.
@tom-bm6zm Жыл бұрын
"occasionally we talk" 😄
@thomdrolet2624 6 ай бұрын
I don't know if "full-Nelson Mandela" was on purpose or not but it was great.
@abikuneebus 5 ай бұрын
The most relatable conversation I’ve ever listened to
@allaroundamazing7007 Жыл бұрын
1:02 Matt’s immediate reaction😂😂👌🏼
@immap3253 10 ай бұрын
This is the best thing I’ve heard all week 🤣
@BodyByBenSLC 11 ай бұрын
This is why I stopped dating and have no interest in dating again. Its just so much work just to not be at fault for everything.
@xAudiolith 7 ай бұрын
It’s crazy out here for average dudes haha. That calming sensation ever since breaking up with my last gf still hasn’t worn off after >12 months. Especially seeing everyone in my family plopping our kids my motivation to get back on the plantation is at an all time low.
@nicthemickatx Ай бұрын
Don't put up with shit tests.
@benkosh488 10 күн бұрын
The creampie is the start to and end of every argument
@J_Clean_1996 Жыл бұрын
7:04 "My great-grandfather died in World War Two, my grandfather also died in war, and my dad died of cancer last year. Whether I play Russian Roulette or not, I'm going to die bro. Death runs in my family." I understand that's not the same thing, but when it comes to the level of ignorance, it's pretty close.
@ccolby8593 4 ай бұрын
I feel like thats a norm macdonald bit
@J_Clean_1996 4 ай бұрын
@@ccolby8593 Are you accusing me of stealing? 👀
@ccolby8593 4 ай бұрын
@J_Games_1996 did you? Lol The best bits are something everyone can relate to. And collective consciousness is a thing. Do I need to edit, and change the word 'feel' to 'sound'?
@J_Clean_1996 4 ай бұрын
@@ccolby8593 Sometimes people can say original things, you do know this, right? No, this isn't stolen. But feel free to go watch hours of Norm.
@J_Clean_1996 4 ай бұрын
@@ccolby8593 Yikes.
@johnjohnjohnjohn921 4 ай бұрын
She’s fishing for a bunch of ahas😂😂😂
@Somnivore7 11 ай бұрын
The makeup creampie is the real deal lmao
@mattmckay9547 Жыл бұрын
Matt is the silver fox dude!! Fkn legenddddd
@macfin4862 4 ай бұрын
Shane experiencing the no ring sting. Happens aroind Christmas
@nicthemickatx Ай бұрын
Yep, exactly this. That's something serious too that can turn real bad real fast.
@calebhuizenga5123 6 ай бұрын
my life in a nut shell. "Im fine I can handle this... 'somthing happens' FUCK THIS!!!!!"
@overtexpression2299 8 ай бұрын
Shane taking the "why you mad bro" cop out
@expendedelectricity 11 күн бұрын
Can confirm the creampie peace theory, praise to the shaman
@Tobez Жыл бұрын
Women Kirby their day and then spit it out when they get too full. Holy shit that is accurate
@StoicTitus1 3 ай бұрын
The 'I love you' cream pie is genius, but god damn i feel like an idiot
@johnjohnjohnjohn921 Ай бұрын
Mine. Has. Not. LMFAO
@daytonjason 4 ай бұрын
MSSP has the absolute best thumbnails!!! I die 😂😂😂 looking at them!!!
@BDXRP11B 4 ай бұрын
The i love you cream pie is wild
@J_Clean_1996 Жыл бұрын
"Body by Taffy."
@FD_and_B 11 ай бұрын
Matt can be Salt Bae and he will always have the most, but he is still my favorite speaker! 😅 lol
@FD_and_B 11 ай бұрын
Thank you
@tryptamigo 2 ай бұрын
this came on in a car ride with my girlfriend and i’m laughing while she’s dead silent the whole time and then it turned into a fight
@abtwopoint0 10 ай бұрын
this thumbnail is legendary lmfao
@alligatorwithanopioidaddic6256 11 ай бұрын
That's why I never answer the first call, if you don't answer she'll always space back out on the road, answer the second call and just say something like I left my phone in the other room or I was just about to call you back, works every time
@bigjav240 9 ай бұрын
Now I have 4 kids trying to not fight.
@RussianBot69420 8 ай бұрын
More creampies
@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын
This makes me Glad I'm single again. Ofcourse i miss the frequent baked clam action, but hey!! It comes at a price dawgs.
@filixconnor712 Жыл бұрын
I feel like this podcast it’s like the men’s version of Bridget Jones. I completely understand what they’re talking about when it comes to bitches.
@mactallica9293 Жыл бұрын
The part about a women being in a mood and blaming the man for escalating it, is 99% of fights lol
@HouseJawn 10 ай бұрын
This is ABSOLUTE funniest podcast on KZfaq 😆 OOO
@lilbov8524 Жыл бұрын
g zimmed it is absolutely ridiculous
@CrackzTV Жыл бұрын
I wish girls could go to the phantom zone when they’re in those fucking moods
@K_Jaccc Жыл бұрын
13:21 meditation is open-eye napping
@bloodwrage Жыл бұрын
6:10 I think Gillis is trying to tell him that his gf's fat. She definitely was at the wedding.
@stephent2114 Жыл бұрын
No one blames you for leaving Hartford early, or Connecticut in general, for that matter.
@WaffleHouseBandit 10 ай бұрын
Joe rogans take on Connecticut is honestly hilarious and very accurate if you've ever lived there 🤣
@bilbofromthediscord1401 5 ай бұрын
@17:14 - the meditations of Matt
@Kaizoku_apex Жыл бұрын
Bae stop this is serious, it's time to game🎮😤🎮
@aritranaruto Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is amazing.
@BDXRP11B 4 ай бұрын
Yo shane thinks it sucks now, wait til your married with kids my dude.
@mattnick23 Жыл бұрын
13:10 best thing i’ve ever heard
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