He had no spark for comedy, he brought down the show. It’s not til Mike came in that it became comedy gold.

I will only watch the Joel episodes. I've never made it through a Mike. Negative funny.

​@@taurusnbr1"Mustn't hate, mustn't hate." "At least so overtly."

Trace and Frank are the ones we’re really here for.

​​@@taurusnbr1 cringe take. You can't say the creator of the entire show "had no spark for comedy" whatever the fuck that means

I like how this is the only quote on IMDb 👍

I think it's terrible that you don't care about the best quote from a specific episode! If you can't find one you like, just say so, but to insult the whole process and proclaim your complete lack of caring, really hurts the younger fans of the show. Next time, please think twice before making such a rude comment. Thank you for your cooperation. Frank S.

@@steveharvey2102 Ermm… that WAS the quote!

Though they did devote a whole skit to it :p

Plus it is the stinger of the episode.

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They did. At 10:52

I can't forget iT. iT's like the sunrise, before an ape kills iT.

I think more people should be concerned with Johnny's complacency. It can be an early indicator of future issues. Care for your Johnny, today! He may not care, but that is why we HAVE TO care more, about him. Thank you for your understanding, it is much appreciated.

@@steveharvey2102 We don’t care.

I come back to read this comment every so often. It never fails to make me laugh.

i know.

Netflix and hulu still count as tv.

a screen by any other name......

@xc5647321 xc5647321 not necessarily. They call it TV Programs for a reason. Not being ironic. One could still use a screen to achieve an honorable education, but not through television programming. Screen addiction is another thing. As is social media addiction.

@xc5647321 xc5647321 Brainwash is the more "provocative" term used to discard what is more rightfully called conditioning. I know the industry, including the marketing side, and please don't try to convince me that TV is not a propaganda tool. It's a waste of time. As for screen addiction, it is not the same as television programming, including wavelength oscillation vs the blue light screen and it's effects on the optic nerve and nervous system.

VVhipReck yes...it’s superb. I like when Servo is in military uniform, and had a wall of Servos behind him...singing!!

The Scopes Monkey Trial bit was... uhh, well, was Joel taking valium? On the other hand, Crow's Gorilla fashions segment was _awesome!!_

“Johnny’s hair is on loan from the Bobby Goldsboro institute…” 😂😂😂

@@logann7942 Indeed WOW🤣

I think Joel's entire comedic persona is based off a chill, valium-type of character. Stephen Wright(sp?) is another example of that tilk of comedians. Check out some of Joel's stand-up routine, from SNL and other talk shows. Some people love it, others prefer a, "always in motion" comedian, like Robin Williams. Me, it depends on my mood :) Cheers from Canada

Oh Japan...

I thought because she was Japanese but yeah she is a kid...am I racist?

hahaha hahaha oh you guys are so funny

@@deadmausish lol you're worried about being racist? Hmmmmm...

You know this is all scripted, right?

BUTTER MMMMMMMMMMMM!

Emmanuel Williams I love Crow - it's as if he can read my mind during these films with his observations on them and got such a deliciously sharp, dark sense of humour!

o I bet this is a good one lol

excluding the obvious first & last episodes, what were the other episodes they used? or did they cut snippets from each one

So I guess they cut the parts that would have explained why Johnny had a screwdriver and a knife just when they were needed.

That explains the "6 months" part at the end, when the movie itself feels like two days, tops.

God there’s more??? Whyyy

One guy compared to a movie full...

@@LoneKharnivore yeah they should have plenty of practice.

It was because apes evolved from coconut husks.

One is using the perfected Planet of the Apes prosthetics, the other is C-movie level “original”

Bobo? Aw, not those sci-fi seasons! Even more so when Mary Jo became a new mad! I miss TV's Frank, those letters, and the invention exchanges! Those were the show's carefree golden days!

Except it's walk, not stuff.

🤣lol

😂

Great line 😂

The Flying Saucer of True Videos 🤣

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+KEX REX Same here, especially when I watched the final episode.

I think he's kind of a douche.

it's funny bc it's tru

we also explode!!

Exactly what I thought!!

"I may be about to die, but that's no excuse for getting dirt on the tatami mats."

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Yes, I did. I was thinking that their police wardrobe came from a WWII Army surplus store and altered a bit.

K, I see that. How do you explain the psychedelic Army truck?

wonder what he thinks about turning into Mike Nelson

Imagine being partially raised by Tv's Frank!

@TheRuffington So the kid is Lutheran?

30 years

@@LTPottenger TV'S Frank is a sweet guy. Remember when he found "Timmy"? Timmy tried to eat all his fingers off? Plus, he works as a chauffeur. Pretty good money.

💡Toyota Guy, that was 10yrs ago. Since then things have cha.... Nope Nope still the same!🚀

When was t.v. not like that? I'm confused by your statement. Are you saying KZfaq is better because of less ads and more content? If that is your point, I agree 100% If not, please explain further. Thanks.

I ever thought I'd have to agree to that, but holy crap!!!

Comment made by Juliet Fischer: This was edited down from a 26-part serial loosely based on 'Planet of the Apes.' The original title was Saru no Gundan (Army of the Apes). As with all movies created by editing serials, turning 26 episodes into a 90-minute movie resulted in a lot of plot holes, logic gaps, and other 'Huh?' moments.

Torgo and the Master agree, the Master agrees with Torgo

What are you talking about? Manos Is A Masterpiece!

At least Manos was focused; there was an end goal.

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Dank Pit Off to meet my doom, mom! See ya after school! XD

@@epicmichael525 This scene was also in Spoony's review of Final fantasy X "I'm making a mockery of your religion, HAW-HAW!"

Stupid brat

"off to meet my doom, see you after school."

Eric Leippe me too! Major belly laugh! Lol

Possibly best quip of the whole movie.

Unfortunately, you're not dead. :( Or you wouldn't been able to write this comment in the first place.

sake

+Deborah Bryant yea that one cracked up me real good, i expected more as time went on, but the first couple of minutes were pretty good.

"I don't care."

lol

“Human alert”

Where was Dr. Zaius?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

I don't care how evolved ya get, that's still dang funny.

The emperor looks like Robert E Lee on Just for Apes fur coloring.

Inuyasha! Kagome! Drakken! Kim Possible?! Carol Anne! Bruce! Stella! Marsha! Chief! McCloud! Feeny! Mr Matthews! Chip! Ernie! Auntie Em! Dorothy!

Kaneda! Tetsuo!

Chief? McCloud?! Brad? Janet? Rocky?!?

Godot. Godot. Godot. Godot Godot. Godot. Fun fact. My family rarely called anyone by name. When the phone rang, usually for me, my parents would just growl.

+Travis Bohrer Here's the thing, Travis. I know YOU like to crap on Sandy Frank but let's take another tac on this... I seriously doubt many anime fans would be aware of Gatchaman if Sandy Frank Productions hadn't acquired the rights for the show in the mid-1970s and dubbed it. Yes, ridiculous edits and changes were made but that was the nature of TV back then and TV is ridiculous in new ways today. SFP was the only company in the West that picked up the series. It's amazing everybody else overlooked and passed on it but that's what happened. Two dubs later and a faithful dub of Gatchman was finally done around 10 years ago but nonetheless it would not have happened if SFP hadn't optioned the series (and produced Battle of the Planets) in the first place! ********************************** Besides, look at this movie. The original version was ridiculously bad as it is! No amount of faithful dubbing or subtitling (which most moviegoers and watchers HATE) was going to make this a great film! It's cheesy as hell and that's something going by the standards of the time this things was made. (I think it was the early-mid 1970s?) The 1970s WERE tacky and most fantasy/sci-fi of the period was done on low budget as it had been for decades and things like Star Wars and the Star Trek movie revival were still a twinkle in the eye. People love to praise the Japanese for their anime and videogame productions but aside from recent horror films and classic dramas (Kurosawa, Ozu) and samurai movies their live-action film industry is a joke. (To be fair, 90% of anything is crap -- and that's in anybody's country.) The market for this stuff outside of Japan is smaller and it has a hard time competing against the Hollywood product which has greater (eye candy) appeal. They just don't have the budget for the kind of effects, make-up, and level of production standards they do in the States. When their media succeeds outside of Japan, it's because it has POV's that are fresh, good scripts, and ideas that are executed well and not just because it's Japanese.

Crap. It's crap.

Travis Bohrer lol😊

I think he was just quoting from the show, not crapping on SF

Scooter Ragsdale true👻

gorillaau lol😊

You might be missing the point. I think he's saying that he's a weirdo and his style of comedy appeals to weirdos... Nah, fuck that. We're geniuses.

Bunch of miserable pricks. Joel is a laidback legend.

I'm a doctor, not a script writer.

+ChefMatt Reviews It's in their past. Now they have RiffTrax (and before that, Film Crew).

+ChefMatt Reviews Well they're doing a kickstarter to reboot the show. They're trying to raise $2,000,000 for three episodes in an online format with a new host and voices for the robots but feature the returning cast as cameos.

Cool

+ChefMatt Reviews there's a kickstarter to bring back the show, it already has 1 million dollars raised

I'll say.

Completely unrelated to your comment (which I fully agreed with) But is that the Fear and Loathing guy as your avatar?

yup, Raoul Duke :p

Fear Monarch This is actually a compilation movie made out a TV series. Admittedly, a very bad one. But part of the reason for this being such a disjointed movie is that Sandy Frank condensed the footage in such a way that entire story arcs simply breeze by before you can make any sense of them. Adding to the picture's problems is that MST3K actually cut the movie down, so it's missing key scenes and makes even less sense than it would otherwise. The full length version of the film isn't really that much better, though.

At least the fashion is good. Late 60s at its best.

Posey Very late 60s,... the 70s in fact.

durrrrrrrr Star Wars bad pls laugh

The boy next door you've known for years Has up and made the headlines The front page read he lost his head There'd be nothing like this in a long time No no now child they must be wrong All his neighbours say Johnny was a good boy Did what he should boy Just wouldn't act that way Yes they say he was everybody's friend But now they put him away and say he just may do it again They interviewed the folks he knew For some dumb reason why (Johnny was a good boy) Asked his mom where she went wrong She'll say god knows I've tried (Johnny was a good boy) Good plain boy would just go bad one day He said he couldn't help himself But police suspect foul play . . . etc.

I think the guy's name was Goto like the Japanese wrestler.

mrzoperxplex Japanese TV drama in1974.