Eleven years on, and you ought to be canonized for your preserving and sharing these episodes, Analogkid. Not all heroes wear capes, or Gizmonic jumpsuits. Thank you.

It's cute how they tried to show that H.A.R.M. was an agency of international intrigue and danger by showing a blinking light on a map. And then they send the protagonist to San Diego.

What mystifies me is how they expect that anyone would take someone in a canary yellow cardigan seriously as a badass spy.

So many Prince jokes. Only the best from a Minneapolis based show

Basil "Fawlty" Malko's crowded spore-production lab is hilariously unsafe; you'd think they'd want better protective gear than aprons and kitchen gloves, and anyone with a brain stem certainly wouldn't _drink a glass of milk_ in that room. But it's the suspended-too-high vat being awkwardly stirred with a wooden paddle that seals the deal. The agents of Heuristic Analog Rental Meat didn't have to do anything about the plot; a couple of Malko's goons would inevitably bump into each other and wipe out everyone in the basement.

The James Bond theme riff never fails to get me. I must have seen this episode back in middle school and I still use that gag to this very day.

@56:13 “Five hours of staring at the window finally pays off.” Love that line.

"How long have you known?" "My cardigan alerted me some time ago..."

"Oh mummery, posh and bother!" "Say the old top knot seems to be aflame old trench"

"There's little that can shock me" followed by "Then I put my tongue in an outlet, and that did the trick." HILARIOUS! LOL

I love how when Bobo Starts saying "panties" MIke stars cracking up XD

"I will act as your impartial judge. Though you disgust me beyond measure."

This spy movie is just kinda hangin around the house

It took me years to realize this, but Bobo is 100% right about the pie crust.

"Wouldn't want to put a lead pill in the family jewels." I love Mike's wasp accent

This movie is just proof positive that The Purple One has always been around and is probably still out there.💜

That ridiculously huge storage compartment on Chance's wrist....it would be more convenient and less obvious if he just wrapped all his equipment in a knapsack, stuffed it under the back of his cardigan, and pretended to be a hunchback.

"There's drunks in my room? How'd they get in there?" "Recorder music for young lovers."

1:09:10 i love the fact that Southern Professor Bobo knew Observer was lying because you can NOT use warm water when making a flakey pie crust with lard. When using lard only ice or cold water will work as warm water would melt the fat in the lard and as Observer stated his pie crust was flakey, and Lard produces flakier crusts than butter. Butter begins to melt into the dough at a lower temperature; even the small amount of water present in butter may cause the dough particles to stick to one another rather than separate into the discrete layers that constitute a flaky pastry.

I love that Bobo uses the crust defense when I recently learned how to make a hot water crust for meat pies. 🤣😂🤣 I wouldn't have crumbled on the stand like that. 😜😜😜

No matter how much of a milksop your movie's hero is, never put him in a yellow iris cardigan for the movie's climax. Whether the movie is "Terminator 2" or "Ordinary People." No cardigans.

This dud's director, Gerd Oswald, had done some terrific work on The Outer Limits. You just never know where life is going to take you

*ANALOGKID01, I WOULD BE HAVING SUCH A LONELY CHRISTMAS WITHOUT YOU AND THE MST3K COMMUNITY! THANK YOU ALL!!!*

I wish that I could watch this whole episode right now, but I have to drive the Zamboni over to the karate rink.

"...the candy machine in the men's room is out of order!" Bobo stole that whole courtroom sequence!

The electric shaver as a secret recording device. Brilliant. All he needs is an excuse to shave during a conversation. 😬

"My apologies for my odd performance." For some reason I want to see a whole movie dedicated to the adventures of the ghoulish morgue attendant

Mst3k is one of the few things that keeps me going in hard times. It's magic, Thanks for posting.

39:20 crow’s swear filled deposition. 😅

Crow's expletive laced video is hilarious XD

It's awesome to see Sterling Archer's father blazing the trail...

Bobo as the old country lawyer was so good haha.

“I’d like to recall the words of the honorable statesman Abraham Lincoln.” (Long pause) “Well, that about wraps it up. Your witness!” Professor Bobo, esq. is the best.

"I didn't know Section 8 built beach homes."

This js such a funny episode. "Gimme that hundred you owe me or I'll break your darn kneecaps!"

Professor Bobo is amazing in his trial duties.

Season 8 was nothing but hits!

"Shut up, already. DAMN!". Best. Prince. Reference. Evah.

I hope Judo range girl doesn't "quit going around being a woman." she's really too good at it to stop.

Hunh. Just saw the Wiki page for this and found that ‘The New York Times called it an "anemic James Bond imitation".’ Sounds about right. Thank MST3K for intergalactic legal drama and monkeyshines!

HE MAINTAINS AN APPLIANCE! TAH DAH DAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

"Yes, and yes." Best riff ever.

"wow marc really worked his sneg off" is somehow one of my favorite riffs, Mike delivered it juuuust right

If I'm ever in a pinch, I want Bobo to represent me... I'll probably fry, but it'll be damn funny

39:20 Crow's deposition gets me everytime! "Anyway buddy I hope this S#!% helps"

I understand "Agent from H.A.R.M" was r-issued on DVD under a new title: "Give Chance a Piece." (teeheehee!)

"No, why're you trying to blame everyone else, YOU'RE the guilty one!" I love that line.

unfriendly scientists offers me a drink in a test tube.... what could go wrong.

Professor: "And you, my little simian, you have to provide me with a few more answers" Tom: "Oh yeah? Well I'm still in therapy for that wire mom!"

I love rewatching these episodes b/c I always catch new things. I just noticed Crow's douchey little goatee when he's doing EXTREME yoga.

There's a solid ten minutes of people just driving around running errands.

Ok, I did something sad...I marked off the number of Prince references...25. There, are you happy?

58:58 "Can you give me a ride to Hawaii?" Don't do it, you'll end up in _Code Name: Diamond Head!_

What always kills me is that they set up a mission in Naples that Adam is all ready to go out on and instead he just gets sent to some dumpy vacation beach house.

"You better back up, the power of this Honda 60 is overwhelming" - THE riff I recall this movie by.

So the alien spore that can kill horribly on contact is kept in an old ammo can in a filing cabinet? Seems safe enough.

All the Prince references are hilarious! And the "Gotta Dance" riff had me burst out laughing.

Fun to recognize an actor from their better know films. Guy behind the desk was in Rear Window.

Prince. Miss you man.

THIS is what I needed on a rainy Saturday. Thank you, Mike and the bots. It's like it's 1997 all over again.

I love it when Mike almost laughs during the trial. It's priceless.

1:21:50, "Here's the windup, and there's the smarm!"

I love the Prince jokes and the preppie guy jokes.

"you lucky shorts, you're about to gift wrap a beautiful package"

"I'd like to spend the night inside your sugar walls" LMAO!!!!!!!

"Are you coming or do I swim alone?" "Yes, and yes!" - Just became my number one MST3K line :D

This is one of my favorite episodes. So many good riffs and every time "Prince" shows up.. XD So under-rated. Nobody talks about this one.

Crow swearing during Mike's Trial was hilarious!

Saddened to read the actor who played Adam Chance died last month, age 93.

The VHS visual distortion is everything.

"When he is convicted I will ask that the wretched accused be eaten by fire ants." Oh, man, that's funny on several levels! Ha!

The constant drunk jokes about Chance's boss are my favorite

"This time I'm REALLY gonna see the Great Pumpkin."

I remember when everything was *"EXTREME"* very well lol.

38:00 You know, you're not supposed to have open drinks (or any drinks really) in a chemistry lab, and that probably goes double when you're mixing up some kind of horrible toxin that dissolves people's faces from even casual contact. And you certainly shouldn't go to all that trouble and put yourself in grave danger for milk.

"H.A.R.M. stands for 'hot and ready man'." LOL

I love the Prince imitations. They had me laughing so hard. Bobo was priceless in this episode, too. Oh, you horror fans may recognize the actor playing Chance as the same actor who plays the douche bag uncle in Friday the 13th part 8.

You know what would make this movie better? RADAR.

RIP Mark Richman. Bc of mst3k I’ve seen this like a dozen times.

"Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package!"

The Mike on trial stuff is probably my most favorite bunch of host segments ever!!!! So many funny Prince jokes!

I guess HARM handles the missions that CONTROL feels are beneath them.

"and I get the Dead Head van. Don't you let your deal go down." 🎶

Many great lines, but my favorite: This movie can be used to induce vomiting.

That one long take in the court room was brilliant, especially given its length and performance, man I love this show

I love how minnesota nice Mike is...

Thank you for uploading!😍. Laughing is literally saving my life🙏🏼

“Are you coming? Or do I swim alone?” “Yes and yes.”

I love the Leonard Cohen reference: "And then we take Berlin."

"You think you cant get hurt because this is America apple pie and all that jazz" lol I never knew about this episode and it's an instant favorite.

The guy driving the car on the beach.... "Morning!!" Can you drive me to Hawaii?

I'd love to watch a Law and Order episode where St. Therese of Lisieux prosecuted a racketeering case.

6:39 "In its final days, budget cuts reduced the Soviet Army to one soldier." Prophecies are always written in the most unusual spaces 😂😂😂

She knows something of biochemistry. She can spell it two times out of three, if you spot her two of the vowels.

This is MST3K at its best. Which is more entertaining -- The courtroom scenes or the movie? Fuggedaboudit. They're both brilliant.

film grain, VHS artifacting and 240p res for my low speed internet YES

"OW! I'm being beat up by the music."

I would give anything to hear Crow's uncensored statement

"Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Manson."

“What is your deal?” "Drive while I do my grizzly bear impression!"