Right? The dialogue is pretentious as hell, but there are a few hidden gems. (I say “hidden” because she speaks so fast you’re liable to miss some things.) “Everything’s so creamy! Kill me quick, I’ve never had it so good!” Wtf? 👀

YES :-) .. kind of movie I cannot continue watching, EVEN with MST3K fun around it .. lol

@MaGuffintop :-) :-) ........ MST3K was really TOP entertainment, but sometimes, the film is really too boring to get the Xmass gift cover .... haha

This is one of the only episodes I cannot enjoy for that very reason.

Gave me anxiety also...the trap. the trip, the seizure..the regret. So many emotions 🎭

Makes me wonder if people really did just show up at each others houses uninvited then wander around the house being nosey. That’s what gives me anxiety

MC Hamster*

I've seen it. Riveting stuff, especially the part where the hamster becomes a riveter.

YAK WITH A KENTUCKY LONG RIFLE

Same... sound very interesting

I've seen the whole series. "Aardvark With A Chainsaw", "Beaver With a Flamethrower", "Thomson's Gazelle with a Switchblade"...my favorite one would have to be "Monitor Lizard With A Kendo Stick."

@@Kitschensyngk Did that monitor lizard defend the interstate championship?

(Nobody spoil Night of the Lepus for @tackyman2011 !)

Jaguar with scissors.

He should be embarrassed for turning me into a furry! 😾

​@@SailorMoonLogic WHAT

Somehow all the episodes of "J.D." movies are among the best ones, at least to me.

@@Oppeldeldoc1 Yes, I personally also favor this genre, as opposed to, say, science fiction, though I know that's a minority viewpoint among MST3K fans.

Don't forget "The Girl in Lovers Lane" all time favorite of mine, and the riffing was ON FIRE.🔥

"I gotta pair of 38's pointing at you" cracked me up.

Sorry I'm 4 years late to replying but is the movie really that bad? I saw an Ann Margret movie called Bus Riley's Back in Town and it was one of the most boring, lamest pieces of film I had seen in a while to that point. If this is worse than that, I'm afraid to watch.

@@KHayes666 Nah. This one is kind of fun, I think.

I'm Different!

fixxxer3456 me too

You misspelled "CROOOOW" 😂

My favorite in seasons 5-6 theme was the "I'm not ready!" line

That's one O.

Yeah, this and Girls Town are actually engaging movies.

How dare you neglect Space Mutiny xD their riffs are amazing

@@SyntheticThief PEC HARDFACE

I'll settle for just a whip!

I was really hoping there would be a puppet show with a Ms Kitty from mister Rogers in a dominatrix outfit

They couldn't go with "White Bread Consistently Tries to Reason with Crazy Jail Bait" Too long, for starters.

Y o u a r e a b r a v e a n d p r o f o u n d l y s t u p i d r o b o t

How about Hello Kitty With a Whip cosplay?

It's got a lot that's interesting going on, just incredibly cheesy dialogue and weird-seeming prejudices lol

It’s among the top 5 they’ve done in my opinion. Very reasonably well done tension in it.

It's funny to see the original content they stole for knock knock, that movie is the same thing except with Keanu Reeves and two girls because we're not getting sued

Was expecting a twist at the end with Jody acting as the wife but nope, she dead.

Yeah it was a decent film.

Rad Chad You were truthful about your opinion anonymously on the internet. And they say there are no more heroes.

B. Smith I'm not the hero we wanted. But I'm the hero we need. ........I never asked for these powers.

Rad Chad use them wisely and welcome to the council of chads

No, chief. I work ALONE.

Shut up you two.

No that's silly it's clearly "Iguana with a knife".

Don't forget the prequel, "Turtle with a taser"

Badger with a boomerang

Dikdik with brass knuckles!

@@DantetheHegehog14 Hey, wait a minute, isn’t that just Laserblast?

I like most of the movies they do.

I prefer the awful scifi and fantasy ones, but this one was at least no hack job. Decently well-acted, shot, and scripted.

Well, I was a little interested in Ann-Margarit.

@@kurtb8474 yeah i hear that. it's amazing how beautiful the women are in these older movies. so much trashier now.

It's a good movie. Imagine Charles Grodin in Forsythes role.

It scared the jesus out of me!

thepacman2 damn scared you so hard Jesus just jumped out of your heart?

Oh, thank God, I thought it was something to do with my headphones.

It's proof of the second coming of Torgo!

Well did you turn down your lights?

While I totally agree with you about Ann Margret's character being hosed, please don't compare her with a cat. I've had lots of cats through my life, and they were all very affectionate and bonded. And well-behaved. I haven't collected 50, I only have two, and I also like dogs a lot. I'm just tired of people who don't know cats assuming they're all little narcissists, because they're not. You just get what you give with them, because they're not a pack species. They require respect, love, and consideration - which is a thing humans would do well to emulate. I recognize that this sort of metaphor was popular in the 50s and 60s - crazy woman = demanding pet - but that's sort of horrible on both sides... This woman - well, these "teens" - are utterly creepy, and it's always been hard for me to grasp how anyone could find these kinds of people attractive in ANY way for even a moment. I'd rather be shipwrecked than within 25 miles of this kind of crazy. Looks are entertaining for a day or so, but if there's no sane, intelligent personality backing them up, it all just gets boring or annoying really fast. I dunno if I could even watch this if it weren't filtered through MST3K! I know it sounds like I'm missing the whole humor point, but I'm really not. I'm just tired of the cat thing, and I've seen crazy manipulative bitches do real harm, so this movie makes me anxious too. Never could've been made as anything but a horror film after the Manson family started dropping by... Though I'll give the filmmakers credit - they do seem to be playing it as a horror film. (And I don't think I've EVER used the phrase "I'll give the filmmakers credit," regarding something screened on the Satellite of Love!)

At least she didn't say she was getting "squishy". Reference to the "Young Man's Fancy" short. Though I'm not opposed to Ann Margret saying that.

@Jangler333 Is the other Mae West? Please tell me it's Mae West!

@@williammatthews693 Wasn't May West the one who said, "Come up to my place for a scotch and sofa!" Creamy! Also, her last movie was done when she was 85 years old, and she was the kitten! Lotta makeup...

@@williammatthews693 Young Man's Fancy gave me the reds!

I totally agree with the MST3K crew on Adam Sandler's talent. I do take a bit of an issue with their assessment of Jim Carey but I believe even TV's Frank agreed he had talent (not on the show of course).

No kitten and no whip: false advertising!

Dead boring after 5 minutes ... lol

I agree and I have to wonder what makes this easy to watch in spite of not really being that good. I think it comes off like a play because it's a low budget character heavy movie and the characters all look like a lot of fun to play and they are unpredictable. I'd say the performances are actually pretty good too, but the roles definitely weren't very complicated. Something about it keeps me somewhat engaged and wondering what's going to happen next. It's not exactly the most exciting, but it keeps your curiosity going enough with outrageous characters and it's pretty easy to follow along with if you do stop paying attention for a minute.

She gives Harley Quinn vibes.

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 I could easily see Margot Robbie in a hypothetical remake of this!

@@dustyhurd424 There's a decent amount of tension in the movie. I think that suspense is what appealed to me, because I got a bit caught up in it before realizing I had.

wiley schmitt that's why we've gotta keep circulating the tapes!

Can you tell us what was cut from the film? At about the 52 minute mark there’s a cut in this version.

Gunna finish your pudding?

DiscoWade You put the lit in literal.

Then you'll be disappointed by 'Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'

DiscoWade ...and really disappointed by "The Lion in Winter".

It's like 'Reservoir Dogs' in that respect; that film contains no reservoirs and only one dog...

He seems pretty well whipped to me.

Chancellor Paulpatine - Adam Sandler was never funny. Most of his movies suck.

Brent Haymon And the one that isn't a total shit show is a poor remake of a Capra film

But the Hotel Transylvania films! They're good! Even as Dracula!

[buying a size 7 dress and lingerie in that store and gets caught] "Mistress! Mistress! Mistress!

call wambulance

The only reference to a cat in the whole thing! And it's a riff.

NSPresbyterian I think you meant 'thankfully'.

Just seeing a major film studio’s name and several stars names you recognize is enough to separate it from most of the other movies.

I found this scene very funny

Thanks for sharing that. I always wondered what that was called. Sometimes it give me a small headache, so curiousity kind of kicked in.

Which is why news anchors don't wear striped ties.

wow i learned something from a youtube comment field. thank you

when people ask me how i know so much about pop culture and random references, i just explain to them that i've been watching mystery science theatre since i was literally seven years old, i think that sums it up well. i mentioned this the other day and everyone thought i was nuts

Uisce Preston please - don't be the same person who puts under the 'trivia' listings (in almosr EVERY single TV series' episode -WHAT the 'meaning' of each episode's title come from. If you're not the same person, humble appologies, but, if you are, it's NOT 'trivia'' ('information of little value...commonly unknown') - Most (not all) people know what a moire pattern ('moire' is NOT capitalised). If your know anything about HOW the episode of MST3K were written, they (the stage writers - appx 10 people) would watch the film together on a room, each one tossing of comments. The point being (and they even said this in a 'making of' film about the show) that they each had different senses of humoir, and different interests, so they'd end up with a script which touched on a multitude of different types of humour - something which would appeal to a broad spectrum. 'Explaining ' a (single) reference of any episode is ultimately pointless. Either one gets a reference or doesn't. That's fine.

He (Uncle Bentley) really is out of his league. Wrong actor. Badly casted. Doodles woulda been better.

Or a trusted manservant with a truncheon. Heck, he could've borrowed that shrill lady's, he looked like he had potential.

It looks like it might have been Mike in the green lab coat in that shot, somehow the hands look like Mike's to me.

my own smartphone screen

True story

Nice.

There was a guy who LOLd, because he was watching MST

@@mrpieceofwork Also nice. Let's keep it going.

Agreed, I actually enjoyed the movie and was barely paying attention to what they were saying.

@@javaking1000 Yup.

100's of plot holes are in this film, like what kind of senator lives by the railroad traces?

@@dustincantrell6712 Did David, beyond his demeanor, come off as the kind of senator whom plays with a full deck in this movie? A teenager girl, already a known hard case and on the run from the juvie center she escaped, was able to bully his square behind throughout the whole movie because of the lengths he would go to keep her from becoming a thing his political career would have to deal with. He doesn't strike me as a man who has any idea what to do the second things get outside an episode of Ozzie and Harriet, which is something fundamental to expect when entering American politics.

@@dustincantrell6712 yeah, that’s funny, and the movie rests on it

Back then a dime was like a thousand dollars

@@RavnerRavner Closer to like 990 but, yeah...:)

Nursezilla X You're unbearable.

B. Smith longtime Kitten and the Whip fan, eh?

I kept thinking who are they going to believe in this scenario the very lawful politician or the escaped mental patient I think the truth writes itself

Mr Critical The "lawful" politician? Depending on the local news bias, they might be looking for any dirt on him. Not to mention he admitted the marriage was not going well. Not to mention that gynocentric ideas have permeated our society since the 1800s. Aka, we are quicker to judge a man than a woman. Even though just like the OP, being annoyed with him, what would we do in his shoes? Especially today, I would place more money on getting away with killing her and getting rid of the evidence, than believe in the good will of the gynocentric courts judging me fairly.

@@darthclide Word.

Samurai Jack

well, who *hasn't* tried to hop a freight wearing a negligee?

Ever notice that no one takes Buddah’s or Mohammed’s name in vain?

@@robertdiotalevi285 Smart alec

Truth @@BriGuyIL1980

They referred to Dunham and his puppets early on during MST's run. His success was a long time coming.

His been around since the late 80s, I believe

Deservedly so.

No annotation either - rawr!

Annotations are only for the movie, not the host segments. If they alluded to Dunham during the movie itself, I missed it.