And being manipulated by a sexy gal.

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 you'd do the very same

And that he did. Tom Pittman ran his car off the road and was killed before this movie came out. Down a ravine on Halloween 1958. His body wasn't found until a month later.

@@randymillhouse791 this was the movie that taught me not to look up people in these poverty row movies, especially not the actors

@@eviliraqi Tom was an actor that was moving up. He was 26 driving a Spyder, much like James Dean. He was probably drunk. He was on Gunsmoke. Give the guy a break.

Now that would've been a great twist XD

@@alexiaNBC Now that I think about it, since they ended up loosing the heisted money in the water, maybe that’s why they were later known as the Wet Bandits.

Oh my god…

Maybe someone at the production of Home Alone really liked this movie. Weird things happen

One. Milion. Bucks!

👍😂

Dude, you just described how Hollyweird STILL does it. They made that joke in Scary Movie...

Reminds me of when Beavis snd Butthead were making fun of Pat Benatar's Love is a Battlefield. "Check it out, she's running away from home and she's only 30."

@@Felamine there's so much to make fun of in that video. I always laugh at the hookers trying to scare that guy by shaking their boobs at him.

It's called ''Dawson Casting''.

that’s so sad because it’s true, but also pretty wild because people at the time would have understood that reference. Tom was a promising actor in the late 50’s so it would have been fairly big news.

HOLY CRAP! That’s tragic

That wouldn't make a good Skaven cosplay though.

It's in my top five Probably more quotable quips next to Teenage Crime wave or I accuse my Parents A lot of those lists that are out, the creators probably don't get a lot of the jokes cuz they are too young and those jokes go over their heads

This one slipped past my radar, and I’ve watched this show since it aired! Maybe I forgot about it, but . . . .

As a consolation, it's got a clip on KZfaq that is called the most hilarious one from MST3K. The ferryman clip. I'd say that's given it some good recognition.

That line always cracks me up

And he died before this film came out.

God is a capitalist. We all know that. I mean, look at the real estate the Guy has accrued!

@@TheRealMightyHokie Absolutely love the attention to detail in capitalizing "Guy". Good job, friend.

@@em_birch Thanks, Emily. We all need more laughter. =D

@@TheRealMightyHokie *nods* Now more than ever.

Tossing dice with Satan. A nice, wholesome message for the kids; "Go ahead and gamble with the Devil, kids. I can't foresee any problems there."

I'm makin' over tree million a year!

But his bread sucks.

From 2020, with the infection, and America possibly on the brink of violent collapse: Yeah, it helps.

Our lives are being ruined by an "oringes" clown, so badly-made movies now look as though they're all set in heaven...

And imagine being so stupid that you don't lie and say you're broke to your sponge father.

And imagine being stupid enough to tell him you have money.

Timestamp pease.

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 1:21:06

Gee. How uplifting.

Set society up so that we have nowhere to turn when things aren't perfect, then blame the victims of our lacks when they try to break out of things the only way available? ♪ It's The American Waaaaaayyyyy... ♪ This reminds me of when the Sandinistas kicked the murderous Somoza régime out of Nicaragua. The Somozas had been keeping human rights concerns repressed at the behest of the Americans for decades. So what did the Americans do? They attacked Nicaragua incessantly _and_ cancelled all arms sales to the nation. This forced the Sandinistas to purchase arms from the only other source willing to sell them any - - the USSR. Then the Americans used the excuse that they were purchasing arms from the USSR to justify their preemptive strikes against Nicaragua. Heyyyy.... they did the same thing more than once, didn't they?

@@choosecarefully408 Idk man, that sounds like some kind of commie gobbledygook to me. Seriously though, caring about humanity is socialist and socialism is communist and communism is fascist! I know because tucker carlson told me! Speaking of how great capitalism is, I just donated my last 38 cents to help Trump buy a new private jet.

@@CNYKnifeNerd 😆 Hail Hydrah.

Don't be a simp to a manipulative vixen or you'll pay.

Kramer'll do that to ya

*Specialty breads!*

I Liked How Frank Brought A Dinosaur Back To Life

@@nikolaisimpson2463 It looked amazingly like Rollergator

Maybe i rough him up a little. maybe i bust his chops.

you magnificent bastard

Holy crap... it actually is the same person...

just like superman 3...

@@halfling49 Like Vince did 😂

But Betty was a manipulative bitch. She had it coming.

1950s excess consolidated into a single machine... "bread carousel."

😂😅

Slow clapping.

Not quite yet.

Watch me come on to a grocer 😏

“Maybe I should take that job as a Mouseketeer “

I’m so confused by this short

Yeah you know it is a bad film when you cant make the jokes out from the real thing. This happened to me in previous mst3k episodes.

@@prkycck4445 Watch out for snakes!

That was Servo

Don't even fix a price!

However, that no longer applies once he gets you to the other side.

Don't Be a simp to a manipulative b***.

No way. The Girl in Lovers Lane? Manos? The opening credits alone to Red Zone Cuba have reportedly brought people to the brink of suicide. Half of Mst3K's film library is tied for most depressing movie in mst3k history, and this may be the most depressing comment in the history of comments. Specialty Bread? I bought two loaves today. I'm not proud.

@@andrewfrankovic6821 Right on, AF!👍

@@andrewfrankovic6821 I approve every bit of this comment. red zone Cuba and his other one, sky divers (?). Depressing and boring, boring and depressing

@andrewfrankovic6821 The Sidehackers was more sad than those.

@@boomboom6577 Red Zone Cuba and Skydivers _want_ to be tragic but they fail because frankly, getting murdered and hunted down by the cops is about all you can expect out of their characters. Whereas Marv has this sense that, if he stayed away from Betty, he mighta been somebody.

Fortunately, I finally found out how "small" Tom Pittman was (from the trailer). Thanks to that "teacher" whose height was 1.83, I figured that Jerry Lee Alten was around 1.73 m, which is just under average male height (1.768 m).

"MOVIE BAD. MOVIE GO AWAY."

SERVO SMASH!

Hè was called one of Hollywood's rising stars.

Yeah, this came out posthumously.

He had another 15 good years of playing teenagers in 1950s movies left in him.

The thing is, limitations of the tragic...yeah..."teen"...morality tale genre aside, I think he actually is pretty good in this. I mean, there's only so much lipstick you can put on a pig, but there are several parts of this one that make me go, "Wow, the movie sucks, but he's good."

hehe, so true! @@MrRyan-wu4jx

This one isn't half bad, is it? The other movie that I actually liked was I Accuse My Parents. Found myself really pulling for the main character.

So's what size lingerie you fit Derrek? Or was the Victoria's Secret for Cindy? I'm a little confused, when I was a kid I used to huff glue and hit my head with a brick a lot 'cause it feels so good when ya's stop...

"She doesn't stop talking, I'm gonna stuff her fulla croutons. "

Krillin Sanchez Like Marin?

Let me just say three little words to describe Betty; she's a MORON!!!! >:O was I the only one who wanted to hit her? GAH! >;-I

I checked out the movie ratings of 2.4/10. It wasn't until the end of the movie when I realized why it's cheesy. I was ready for Marvin to expose the deal and become a hero in the town.

Krillin Sanchez because she sharpened them too much

Don't Be a simp kids.

The Autobiography of Miss Tom Pittman

Does anybody from Detroit know where Rini's Market was?

Yeah, they may have gotten away with it, but Vince, then Betty shows up. His dad committed suicide, but maybe the money would have brought some solace to Marv 😕….thank god for the riffs in this movie because it was so damn depressing.

Training video from that there ol' era

Dupont paid Jam Handy to make that film.

Who didn't wanna marry Rock Hudson? lol

I'm stealing it Bella.

But he will go to the garment district.....

BWED!

Letus the Dragon Ooh! I missed that foreshadowing.

The main character didn't die, but hè gets arrested and his father commits suicide.

FuckYouWhosNext his dad cruises the high school

Dirty old man.