The best kept secret of Goldfish is that Crim and Seth play almost the same but everyone thinks Crim is "the bad guy"

The funny thing about the last game is that if Crim didn't have hexproof there, the game would've actually been a draw instead of him losing the game. The Vito/Exquisite Blood combo normally keeps going on its own until the opponent is dead. Crim wouldn't lose the game from this combo though, because Vito's trigger only causes life loss, not direct damage and Phyrexian Unlife only gives sources of DAMAGE infect, not everything. The result is Crim losing infinite life and his opponent gaining infinite life, caused by an infinite loop of mandatory triggers, which ends the game in a draw if no one is able to remove either one of the combo pieces or the Phyrexian Unlife.

The Stone Brain shenanegans versus mill was S-tier. Absolutely evil to exile all win cons.

I think Pithing Needle is too good of a Karnboard target not to get. Shutting down Channel Lands seems like a big boon to keep the prison pieces protected even if Wizards has Flame of Anor. I'm not really sure what the Stasis Coffin is for (Belcher? But Needle shuts that down too).

4AM here and I cannot sleep, great timing on this upload, thank you.

Decks like this are the reason Back to Nature is ridiculously useful on MTGA! Excellent video my dude!

Seriusly, why doesn't Crim's goldfish have a blue and black mohawk!

If we ever play agaisnt eachother and I'm playing mill I'll accept my "always have a backup plan" cuz I don't

Locking your opponent out is just peak Magic. Great stuff.

I clicked the second I saw Chalice of the Void lol.

This is why you splash for Farewell to get rid of those pesky enchantments haha

Lol what a weird great game! Love the reversal at that elf match

I think the last Aristocrat player should start splashing white lol. Orzhov has Aristocrat cards that states "each opponent" rather than "target opponent".

Watching that mono black player misplay in the face of leyline and double authority was painful.

I feel like nyxthos could be pretty sweet with all the leylines

as a mono green elf player i was beyond happy about that boseiju

18:15 Crim is getting a little upsetti spaghetti here!

At 18:45 you can literally hear Crim's blood pressure rising, then immediately falling.

Crim always with these hot takes. Chalice being good? Jokes aside, making me feel young again playing these staples.

awesome

Cool Content dude

I don't understand the match v. UR from 12:00 . does Arena have bots?

god I love state based actions

This is the best HAHAHAHA god I love your laugh

Misery is back on the menu

It's ridiculous how you managed to name their draw every turn in that first game.

why did you exile a random cat with etb instead of oven cat

At least crim's voice isnt worse than listening to babies be thrown in blenders

What happened to the music?

I want Phil and Brewer’s Kitchen back!

chalice looks sweet but I'm not convinced that this is better than selesnya enchantments at anything...

That laugh is so evil

I never knew there was a fukin scroll bar for enchantmenta

Where is brewer's kitchen videos?

I enjoy seeing sacrifice decks get absolutely dumpstered. Nice. Honestly my most-despised mechanic that WotC has leaned into over the last 5 years.

Hi

why is it so low res? I can barely read the cards

Is it truly a Crim deck if it isnt a 61 card ham sandwich?

Torturing cheap ass aggro decks with prison strategies never gets old😌

It's kuh-KOFF-oh-nee, not KAKA-foh-nee

Ayo card market just asked who would win in a three headed giant game y'all or them and 75 percent said they would win that's some blasphemy I need u and Seth and Richard to go clap some fools

Why is the aristocrat player playing more creatures through the oven with the authority on the field? It's faster to just hit Crim every combat and hope you outrun the solemnity draw. If they had just attacked with their bodies all those turns while solemnity wasn't around they might have gotten close

I really dislike how lands like Otawara and Boseiju having given those decks that kind of removal without having to sacrifice nonland slots for them. At least the DFC lands were slow as lands and overcosted as spells. The Kamigawa legendary lands though? They're fast lands, Boseiju can end up being even cheaper than Assassin's Trophy (the actual nonland version of the card), and you get a deck like that elf deck running enchantment removal when they otherwise wouldn't be, because most decks in Bo1 aren't going to run an otherwise vanilla 2/2 for 3 just in case their opponent is running a critical enchantment. And not only are they typically cheaper than the DFC lands, but as abilities they're also way more difficult to counter. There's so much upside to them, but the annoying part about them is the lack of downside. Legendary? Boo-freaking-hoo; because you're also playing them as pseudo-spells it basically doesn't matter.

are you high?

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nice laugh lol

Couple of vids with a better mannerism. Now back to old ways. Eh, I skip those in the future. Stay crunchy.

Why has oppressing your opponent become the go to idea for all deckbuilding lately in the mtg community. Such a toxic trend and i hope it dies.

Your videos would be much better if you spent more time talking about the tech in your decks instead of yelling "Let's go!" a thousand times.

Not this blue haired sjw again we want Seth!

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