Mulan - The Movie Nobody Wants

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The Critical Drinker

The Critical Drinker

3 жыл бұрын

So between the beer bug and political fallout, it seems Mulan is shaping up to be one of the biggest bombs in cinematic history. Let's take a look and see if it deserves all the hate it's getting.
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@malekiththeeternityking5433
@malekiththeeternityking5433 3 жыл бұрын
I'm tired of 90 pound women beating up proffessional soldiers. There I said it
@wisenige
@wisenige 3 жыл бұрын
I think we all are at this point.
@futureflash6331
@futureflash6331 3 жыл бұрын
At least black widow used gadgets and her ENTIRE body weight to knock them down and finish them with dirty tactics BUT these new movies where they beat them hand to hand, no tricks, and beats them with no sweat it's tiring and annoying
@malekiththeeternityking5433
@malekiththeeternityking5433 3 жыл бұрын
@UCqJRGTxduNKXFg6efpKBdDA Or maybe make it realistic she gets away and the dad destroys him.
@cmbaz1140
@cmbaz1140 3 жыл бұрын
Thats why i love gina carano...
@InquisitorBot
@InquisitorBot 3 жыл бұрын
By the emperor such wisdom teach me your ways my lord
@The_Real_Frisbee
@The_Real_Frisbee 3 жыл бұрын
The animated movie with a talking dragon and ghosts is more realistic than the live action remake.
@kguerr197
@kguerr197 3 жыл бұрын
Neither of them are realistic straight up! This was just a different take on the original Mulan tale. Doesn't mean they were authentic.
@michaelvalentinoyo1259
@michaelvalentinoyo1259 3 жыл бұрын
@@kguerr197 atleast the original makes Mulan use her wits and tactics to win like in history and not i can slaughter an entire army because chi and shit
@dyland1842
@dyland1842 3 жыл бұрын
@@kguerr197 seriously?!!! Ur actually defending it
@creatorsfreedom6734
@creatorsfreedom6734 3 жыл бұрын
a realish setting would be a family of at least 8
@ownage11445
@ownage11445 3 жыл бұрын
The animated movie is fun and entertaining it also has a fantastic soundtrack. While the live action one just tries to bank on the fans while spewing SJW crap.
@potawatadingdong
@potawatadingdong 3 жыл бұрын
They seriously took out the parts where she has to work hard to improve herself? That's like the entire point of the story...
@Canaris3
@Canaris3 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to sjw writing 101. Lesson number one : self improvement and hard work is a sign of toxic masculinity, patriarchy, far right white supremacism and nazism. Enjoy your stay and please donate to my patreon.
@edoboleyn
@edoboleyn 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this movie as a little girl, that was what really resonated with me. The original doesn’t pretend that women can, as a rule, outdo men in things like brute strength or speed. (These were the old days, mind you, when we didn’t think a male could identify his way into female sports.) Instead, it shows Mulan training hard to keep up with her fellow soldiers. She truly shines, though, when she can put her brains and creativity to use. We watch as this clever but clumsy misfit finds an outlet for her creativity, from sneaking notes onto her wrist to saving her friends, her Emperor, and her kingdom. More than anything, Mulan is _resourceful_. It’s her brains that bring down the villain. Again and again, the point isn’t that Mulan can do everything the men can do and better. It’s that she has other talents and achieves her goals in different ways. That’s what Mulan meant to me. With hard work, intelligence, creativity, and the help of your friends, you can do incredible things. This has special meaning for girls, but her story has universal appeal. But that’s not so chic these days.
@lelelew2735
@lelelew2735 3 жыл бұрын
@@edoboleyn I'm just stuck on the transformation into a man I laughed out loud when I saw the remake version. They managed to take the feeling out of it and not put any effort into making her look more masculine in reality she would've been found out the moment she walked in.
@edoboleyn
@edoboleyn 3 жыл бұрын
@@lelelew2735 PREACH. I had to watch the 2020 version in batches. It was too much for me all at once. A few weeks ago, my brother and I rewatched the original, and the sequence you mention is among the most moving, beautifully executed scenes I’ve seen in any film. The music that builds in intensity, the colors, the art, Mulan and her family, the emotion of it all. That was Disney at its best, and as a little girl seeing it for the first time, I was _changed._ I don’t remember a single time the 2020 version made me feel anything. Do you?
@lelelew2735
@lelelew2735 3 жыл бұрын
@@edoboleyn no it made me more confused than anything... like why did they add a Phoenix did it help her in any way I don't remember ? Also what was the point of adding the witch who died the most basic way possible? lmao
@karli4694
@karli4694 3 жыл бұрын
My daughter was super excited to see this movie, she ‘liked it’ promptly forgot about it and watched the original. Pretty impressive when an 8 year old can’t even get behind your movie
@angstvision7108
@angstvision7108 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe because she has her father in her life.
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 2 жыл бұрын
@@angstvision7108 what? Weirdo
@rubber89
@rubber89 2 жыл бұрын
@@gaywizard2000 gay
@VortechBand
@VortechBand Жыл бұрын
Children are more honest than disney execs and other woke crybabies
@OG-ProfessorPongo
@OG-ProfessorPongo Жыл бұрын
Smart kid
@jackhyatt7739
@jackhyatt7739 3 жыл бұрын
Disney: we have to remove Mushu because we want the movie to be realistic Also Disney: Let’s throw in a shape shifting bird lady 🤷🏽‍♂️
@ashkebora7262
@ashkebora7262 3 жыл бұрын
I think they did it for the same reason they do a lot of stupid shit: China didn't like it. Dragons are a caricature of Chinese culture, not anything terribly significant in it. So in a pathetic and unsurprising attempt to appease Chinese audiences who are never going to like Disney drivel, they swapped him out for a phoenix.
@frankmerker630
@frankmerker630 3 жыл бұрын
Also Eddie Murphy is the Aunt Jemima of the movie industry. We can’t have that anymore
@JonyTony2018
@JonyTony2018 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, seriously, if this were a live-action adaptation of the animated picture, I’d pay to see it. Mulan was a masterpiece, with wonderful story and songs. This shit however? Fuck it.
@jackhyatt7739
@jackhyatt7739 3 жыл бұрын
Just so y’all know, it doesn’t even matter if Mushu was agressive to Chinese Audiences because the CCP banned it from being shown. So all the pandering they did for them was pointless.
@JorgeGomez-kt3oq
@JorgeGomez-kt3oq 3 жыл бұрын
@no, as a matter of fact credit score +40
@frankbelmont1565
@frankbelmont1565 3 жыл бұрын
Remember the time when Luke Skywalker tried to face Vader unprepared and untrained and lost an arm and was scarred emotionally? Those were good times
@Joawlisdoingfine
@Joawlisdoingfine 3 жыл бұрын
And remember when he got electrocuted near death so he would not fall to the dark side and to convince his father to redeem himself?
@Joawlisdoingfine
@Joawlisdoingfine 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardhewitt9229 That makes too much sense actually
@frankbelmont1565
@frankbelmont1565 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardhewitt9229 the good part is actions have consequences (but they won't kill the protagonist) and is in direct contrast where Rey is perfect, nothing is earned and everything works out for her. The old movies had flaws but they didn't present the lead as god level at the very start of the film to fulfill an agenda. You could say Anakin was that but it was presented that way cause it was an integral part of his character. Anakin is more like Lucifer.
@krishnarjunar2724
@krishnarjunar2724 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardhewitt9229 he was scared emotionally realising the truth
@krishnarjunar2724
@krishnarjunar2724 3 жыл бұрын
Remember when a scavenger girl fought a trained Jedi turned to the dark side knight for the first time and won. Mary sue
@evanater13
@evanater13 3 жыл бұрын
"Just because people start out better than you, doesn't mean it has to end that way." Well fucking said. A better lesson is taught by a damn animated disney movie than an entire college level sociology course.
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 жыл бұрын
Did you knew? LILO AND STITCH IS NEXT! This Franchise of Epic High-Quality-Levels of Quality was already Massively Mishandled before it ESCALATED: But now it did! This Franchise, close to my heart as f--k, is going DOWN sooooon!! !
@StaubZuStaub
@StaubZuStaub 3 жыл бұрын
"Why?" "Don't know" is the cornerstone of blockbusters these days.
@verdanthyborian2322
@verdanthyborian2322 3 жыл бұрын
"If you have a little girl, have her watch Aliens." I like the way this guy thinks.
@rebeccaconlon9743
@rebeccaconlon9743 3 жыл бұрын
At least Alien first right?
@LostOneOmega
@LostOneOmega 3 жыл бұрын
There are at least two female archetypes in Aliens. One is Ripley the other is Vasquez. Both strong but Ripley gains strength from maternal instinct and Vasquez from fraternal. Nobody would doubt Vasquez as being strong or competent but she fights for herself (or her unit) while Ripley fights for Newt.
@amanibob1416
@amanibob1416 3 жыл бұрын
Mosty, people watch Aliens first... Mostly.
@SiegAgus
@SiegAgus 3 жыл бұрын
@@amanibob1416 heh good reference
@franohmsford7548
@franohmsford7548 3 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccaconlon9743 Aliens is the better movie and much more kid friendly to boot. Alien was a straight up horror movie whilst Aliens though it does have more than its fair share of Horror is much more action oriented. Ripley is also more proactive in Aliens and more obviously the Lead whereas in Alien she was one of an ensemble and not revealed as the Lead until half way through the movie. TBF either are probably way too much for 99% of children under 10 - They're not Jaws. Whereas the Live Action Mulan is heavily sanitised and aimed squarely at the 8-13 demographic that are unlikely to make it through ANY of the Alien movies. Of course the more obvious female empowerment model for CHILDREN is Princess Leia in A New Hope, Empire and Jedi! Yes Luke is the nominal Lead but Leia is written and portrayed fantastically in those three films!
@GhostlyReeve
@GhostlyReeve 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly hate when they take a “you can do it” story and turn it into a “born special” story that thinks it is empowering.
@cyberswiper6317
@cyberswiper6317 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like a person born to take a throne or position of power in politics and then compared to the person who has nothing in life but they try their hardest to get to the top and maybe eventually they do in the future in real life
@HQuiD
@HQuiD 3 жыл бұрын
They did the same thing with live action Aladdin
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 жыл бұрын
Its female privilege
@karlotty
@karlotty 3 жыл бұрын
If you ever watch Naruto, this is exactly what happened. And a character was killed because his ideology was right
@mattn561
@mattn561 3 жыл бұрын
@ naruto
@starkillersneed
@starkillersneed 3 жыл бұрын
There's a reason Kung Fu Panda, a movie set in ancient China for no reason other than because it makes for a good setting that fits the martial arts theme, was more successful in China than the new Mulan, a movie made specifically for Chinese audiences. One is a story about cartoon animals starring a goofy overweight panda bear, but is about overcoming your own limits through hard work and effort, and was full of well written characters and an engaging story. The other is a supposedly serious low fantasy epic, but its lack of actual stakes and conflict for the protagonist makes it lwess realistic than the funny animal movie, and gives it much less emotional weight. Asian culture in general is all about hard work and changing your destiny by yourself. A Mary Sue will never make do it justice.
@CEAsfg
@CEAsfg Жыл бұрын
Mulan 1990s: 😂😮😢😅😊🤪🥰🥺😡😨😱🤯🥹 Mulan 2020: 😐 👁👄👁
@kim8dk
@kim8dk 3 жыл бұрын
Original Themes: Honour, family, friendship, respect, struggle, perseverance. Remake Theme: I'm born special.
@herheartbeats5727
@herheartbeats5727 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's so much a problem with modern movies.
@FrankCastle-tq9bz
@FrankCastle-tq9bz 3 жыл бұрын
I only saw about 30 minutes of this shitfest and that's what I got from it too...
@persona83
@persona83 3 жыл бұрын
@@FrankCastle-tq9bz You should not even watch it in the first place.
@SugaryPhoenixxx
@SugaryPhoenixxx 3 жыл бұрын
This is precisely why I didn't enjoy Skyrim.
@FrankCastle-tq9bz
@FrankCastle-tq9bz 3 жыл бұрын
Wamauro Dentes [boka loka] At least I didn’t pay anything for it.
@ArrowValley
@ArrowValley 3 жыл бұрын
Disney, go home. You’re so drunk you make the Critical Drinker look sober.
@destructomaniac2540
@destructomaniac2540 3 жыл бұрын
They ain't drunk. They spend half the budget on cocaine
@aliminator1310
@aliminator1310 3 жыл бұрын
I know, right!?!? He doesn't even MENTION what he had to drink that morning!
@bemotivated8443
@bemotivated8443 3 жыл бұрын
What if they are purposely making bad movies to get critical drinker to make more videos
@router9717
@router9717 3 жыл бұрын
This unironically true. Drinker seemed perfectly reasonable in this one despite the drunk facade
@tomanderson558
@tomanderson558 3 жыл бұрын
Rimmer not eating his gazpacho soup is the last thing I expected to be referenced in someone's username but I'm not complaining. As long as he realises it's supposed to be served cold there's no problem
@tailcatch5704
@tailcatch5704 3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought 2D Mulan was pretty smart: using weights to help scale the pole, maximizing damage through inducing an avalanche, the ending fight where she disarmed Shan Yu with a fan and blew him up with fireworks, etc... Sure it might have just been plot convenience to get the story going, but the movie chose to depict her as someone who thought of another way to win rather than just "believing in yourself and you can do it". She worked hard in whatever she did and if her training wasn't enough she had the brains to push through it. Really admire that girl.
@Ranadinn
@Ranadinn Жыл бұрын
Well 2D Mulan was based off of a real person. Where as Live action Mulan is Violent Lady Jesus.
@spectroelectro3772
@spectroelectro3772 Жыл бұрын
@@Ranadinn I am pretty sure Mulan is a myth not a real life thing. But I am not the best in these things so.
@Ranadinn
@Ranadinn Жыл бұрын
@@spectroelectro3772 you appear to be correct. Most scholars view her as fiction. Back in the day when I read up on her, that fact might have been a bit buried with the disney hype. (When the good Mulan movie came out)
@spectroelectro3772
@spectroelectro3772 Жыл бұрын
@@Ranadinn Ah I see
@silu7969
@silu7969 11 ай бұрын
Agree!!!
@deborahblackvideoediting8697
@deborahblackvideoediting8697 3 жыл бұрын
I was actually kinda excited when I found out they were doing a live action version of Mulan, as she's one of my all-time favourite Disney heroines. Then I found out there'd be no music and no silly sidekicks. After thinking about that, I figured maybe they were going to do a more realistic version of Mulan, more along the lines of a gritty historical drama. And I found myself pretty pumped for that. Then I found out that Mulan has special powers she was born with? And there's a witch in the story? Ug. Having Mulan not be just a regular girl with incredible determination ruins the whole theme of the movie. Even in a movie like Matrix, where Neo is "the one", he doesn't just magically know how to do everything right. He starts off not knowing anything and fails multiple times. If our central character doesn't have any type of growth arc, and can do everything perfectly right from the start, what's the point of the movie?
@obijuanquenobi1911
@obijuanquenobi1911 3 жыл бұрын
There is a much better live action version of Mulan years ago. It was very dark and gritty.
@deborahblackvideoediting8697
@deborahblackvideoediting8697 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Obi Juan, I'll have a look for it!
@maddiesiegmund5623
@maddiesiegmund5623 3 жыл бұрын
The Chinese film of Mulan follows the actual poem of Mulan. In the story Mulan was at war for 12 years and rose five ranks and became a general (or something). No one ever found out she was a woman until she reveled it at the end. Then she returned to her village and lived a quiet life as a woman again.
@deborahblackvideoediting8697
@deborahblackvideoediting8697 3 жыл бұрын
@@maddiesiegmund5623 - I'd love to watch that film. :)
@funkpunk37
@funkpunk37 3 жыл бұрын
Disney can make a movie about paint drying and will still get 1 million or more people (who are literally hypnotized into a false reality) to buy it instantly.
@theelephantintheroom69
@theelephantintheroom69 3 жыл бұрын
Old Mulan's message: You can be better than others, if you try hard and don't give up. New Mulan message: Women are powerful and men are holding them back.
@antobutera
@antobutera 3 жыл бұрын
Unless you're a woman with no special powers. Then your fate is to get married, have babies and stay silent, just like the video said, and just like what happened to the sister in the movie. Honestly, they tried for empowering and landed smack dab in anti-feminist. Cartoon Mulan was such a great role model and inspiration. It's sad how thoroughly they ruined her character in the live action.
@melodyaustria5710
@melodyaustria5710 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Hiraghm
@Hiraghm 3 жыл бұрын
uhm... the New Mulan message was the message of the old Mulan, too.
@melodyaustria5710
@melodyaustria5710 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hiraghm no
@daizygonzalez4187
@daizygonzalez4187 3 жыл бұрын
Your just getting confused with mulan 2 and the new mulan movie T-T
@tlotpwist3417
@tlotpwist3417 3 жыл бұрын
Animated Mulan: self-made woman Live action Mulan: empty-shell-made woman
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai 3 жыл бұрын
Disney-made woman
@jdunnatl
@jdunnatl 3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you grow up receiving participation awards.
@willmungas8964
@willmungas8964 3 жыл бұрын
barry herpes lmaooooo
@frozenkilt
@frozenkilt 3 жыл бұрын
@barry herpes Thank you for this.
@dublinoseven3279
@dublinoseven3279 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s Maybelline?
@snowyrabbitofinle1764
@snowyrabbitofinle1764 3 жыл бұрын
Disney: "The live action Mulan is more *realistic* than the animated one." Also Disney: *makes Mulan into a superhero, adds in a shapeshifting witch, has characters defy physics by running on walls, etc.*
@vickmurray5751
@vickmurray5751 3 жыл бұрын
All of the rhetoric and controversy over this feminism issue is part of a much deeper problem. But, it is the result of the constant bombardment and culture indoctrination saturating our society from the SJW Leftist and radical feminist. Who's main agenda is to spew out propaganda through educational institutions, TV/movie industry programming, commercials, and electronic mainstream media in order to indoctrinate young boys and "shame them" of their natural masculine traits & become effeminate_ more like girls, and tell young girls that their natural femininity has no value unless they become more masculine_ like boys to gain some notion of a perceived power which they must attain. Although, from their perspective, intentions are good. However, their noble efforts have become radicalized ideology which is ripping deeper & deeper at the bottom of the foundation of our Nation and society (the traditional family). It seems the radicalist structure, leftist politicians, and feminist won't be satisfied until we find ourselves living in a bizarro world with the sexes switched completely upside down. I think that only the delusional individual could believe that a world with a society like that would be healthy and thriving?
@marinavasquez8813
@marinavasquez8813 2 жыл бұрын
@@vickmurray5751 agree
@johnkarakash
@johnkarakash 2 жыл бұрын
Part of the genius of the animated Mulan was her motivations. Her NUMBER ONE goal was to help her family. She replaced her father out of love of family. She wasn't UNHAPPY about getting married because a good marriage would be good for family. Her personal goals were entirely secondary. It was only later that she expanded 'family' to include her comrades and the entire country.
@hebruixe9125
@hebruixe9125 3 жыл бұрын
Just to mess with Disney we should accuse this movie of being racist for having no black people in it.
@drawapretzel6003
@drawapretzel6003 3 жыл бұрын
what? you didnt know? theres dozens of them in every scene, theyre just shot separately to the main characters so that the chinese release can cut them out.
@violenceislife1987
@violenceislife1987 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@joaquincorrea647
@joaquincorrea647 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised to see how SJW have actually been so quiet about it
@hohenheim1403
@hohenheim1403 3 жыл бұрын
but what should disney do? chi brightens up your skin or something!
@MrJeffcoley1
@MrJeffcoley1 3 жыл бұрын
The BBC would have cast a black trans actress as Mulan, with loads of other anachronistic "diverse" characters in Han China. Because justice.
@jessicajones641
@jessicajones641 3 жыл бұрын
My 6 year daughter was disappointed the moment Mulan went to take the sword and suddenly she was in the armor ready to go. My 6 year old turned to me and was like “wait...we don’t get to see her get ready??” That was one of her (and my favorite parts). Mulan sitting in the rain, struggling with what to do, then gaining the motivation to go, steal the armor, cut her hair, etc. The whole scene was emotional, impactful. It brought depth to her character. This live action movie is missing the soul of what made Mulan great. It was a waste of $30. Even my 6yr old was bored.
@DerMelodist
@DerMelodist 3 жыл бұрын
Your 6 year old understands how stories are supposed to be told.
@kratos.8151
@kratos.8151 3 жыл бұрын
Lol this should be submitted to the didn't happen awards. Like hell your 6 year old said that.
@spinosaurusstriker
@spinosaurusstriker 3 жыл бұрын
@@kratos.8151 i mean i get what you are saying, but i dont see how (wait, we dont see her get ready?) its that far fetched.
@wesleywarsmith1113
@wesleywarsmith1113 3 жыл бұрын
30$?!?! Is that what movies cost now? I haven't been in a decade. Not since the Hobbit movies.
@Wanda711
@Wanda711 3 жыл бұрын
@@wesleywarsmith1113 Yeah, and that's to watch it at home, on your TV, through streaming. Not in a big theatre with all the crowd atmosphere that can make a movie special.
@derkaiser420
@derkaiser420 3 жыл бұрын
The interesting thing about the original story was Mulan had a younger brother, but he was too young to fight. She fought in the Army for 10 years and they never found out her true gender. Her comrades only found out when they went to visit her and thought her brother was her. When they saw her for the first time, she was married and had children. They still respected her and her commanding officer let her keep her armor and medals. I think they all got drunk and had a party. The end. I would watch a movie about that.
@primaryschoolbooks284
@primaryschoolbooks284 3 жыл бұрын
These reviews are more entertaining than the films.
@metallikris
@metallikris 3 жыл бұрын
“Post-creativity era” - Drinker, you nailed the cinematic zeitgeist exactly.
@kahn5234
@kahn5234 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that genre sounds depressing af
@TheIDcard123
@TheIDcard123 3 жыл бұрын
@@kahn5234 yeah, depressingly accurate.
@gabrielandrade9237
@gabrielandrade9237 3 жыл бұрын
--laughs in weaboo--
@ashkebora7262
@ashkebora7262 3 жыл бұрын
@john egan Wrong. It's what happens _in any industry_ when the pathetic, soulless money bags execs get creative control over something so it can be a "safe bet". This happens in ALL industries, SJWs or not. Hollywood just so happens to have both execs with their uncreative hands in creating things _and_ an agenda to push. The progressive agenda has _always_ been there. It's just done so poorly these days thanks to execs in the writing room that it's painfully obvious the agenda is there. This movie has just about the same identical "agenda" as the original Mulan. Yet this movie is trash. Maybe you should take a moment to think about it and realize it's not the presence of the agenda that has ruined it, but the lack of creativity.
@adrenjones9301
@adrenjones9301 3 жыл бұрын
@@kahn5234 Welcome to the Future.
@TheClevera
@TheClevera 3 жыл бұрын
They took Mushu, a character designed in the specific style of ancient Chinese dragons, out because "dragons are unrealistic." Replaced him with a shapeshifting witch and a Phoenix, a mythical creature which has roots in other cultures as well.
@jadajefferson2492
@jadajefferson2492 3 жыл бұрын
Makes total sense
@hazardeur
@hazardeur 3 жыл бұрын
the new viewers won't give a shit. because they are mostly stupid and don't care.
@Garrus1995
@Garrus1995 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget that he was voiced by a Black dude (Eddie Murphy). Black folks aren’t particularly well-liked in China, just look at how they had to alter the Force Awakens poster for Chinese release.
@ThaCouchpotato
@ThaCouchpotato 3 жыл бұрын
Mushu was male. Can't have a clever and funny male in a movie now. All wise, smart and strong characters has to be female. Or black. Preferably both. Bonus points if it's a muslim.
@x43902467
@x43902467 3 жыл бұрын
The Chicoms have a weird relationship with the supernatural. Probably because they spent decades stomping on their own culture and history because it got in the way of the glorious utopia.
@eyeofeternity2469
@eyeofeternity2469 3 жыл бұрын
It’s hilarious how they think strong female characters should have LITERALLY NO WEAKNESSES OR HUMAN QUALITIES.
@Gudda16
@Gudda16 Жыл бұрын
Animated Mulan was my hero as a little girl, she always will be. She was a relatable and charismatic character. Live action is nothing what made her amazing, just a hollow shell dressed up as a beloved character.
@adityadharmawan7193
@adityadharmawan7193 3 жыл бұрын
" we want to make it realistic so we remove mushu" Add chi and witch bullshit and papermache phoenix anyway
@TheTrueLordOmega
@TheTrueLordOmega 3 жыл бұрын
apparently chi BS fits well into chinese propaganda, i remember a video on fake martial arts talking about it.
@VYDEOS2
@VYDEOS2 3 жыл бұрын
It would've been worse if they added mushu. Imagine a cgi dragon talking to you
@alphacause
@alphacause 3 жыл бұрын
Theme of Mulan of the 1998: Skill is acquired through perseverance and struggle Theme of Mulan of 2020: Skill is something you have inherently. If that contrast doesn't tell you that we are on a downward trajectory as a society, I don't know what will.
@arnoldbrolin2947
@arnoldbrolin2947 3 жыл бұрын
Ai knobhead 🖕
@RKNancy
@RKNancy 3 жыл бұрын
This mindset is the result of all those participating trophies. Cause you learn to win only when you understand to lose.
@welovepopculture5821
@welovepopculture5821 3 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%
@aguyfromnothere
@aguyfromnothere 3 жыл бұрын
The original Mulan was not a ninja. She was not extra capable. She was extra clever and worked extra hard.
@diagonals792
@diagonals792 3 жыл бұрын
yeah exactly. the Chinese govt doesn't like rebelling against social norms or self-belief so they took that all out.
@FromtheHerts81
@FromtheHerts81 3 жыл бұрын
The original Mulan had genuinely funny and likeable characters. Mulan herself worked because she not only fought, but was good hearted and fallible and had understandable doubts. Mushu was a proper laugh, Grandma was too, and even the Ancestors were likeable. I haven’t seen this version yet but I doubt it will be anything like as special.
@chi7818
@chi7818 3 жыл бұрын
so background, the original Mulan was a folk poem written in ancient China known as Ballad of Mulan. It was a simple poem about a girl who was worried about her father, hid her identity and found for 10+ years. then instead of receiving a government position from the emperor, Mulan only requested a horse so she can go back to her family. the ending lines of the poem are her going into a room, changing into feminine clothes, putting on makeup and surprising her comrades in arms because they never knew she was a women. she then says something along the lines of "if you see 2 rabbits running on the ground there's no way you can tell their gender just by looking". i like the animated one because even though they added some shit (like romance and marriage) it's still the same plot and kept the major points in tact. the live action Mulan completely shits on the source material and is a completely different story. it's like all those movies based off video games that have nothing to do with the original source material like the infamous Super Mario Brothers movie with Bob Hoskins.
@rienjen
@rienjen 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, as a woman, I see your points. These Mary Sue's are getting out of hand. I want a flawed female character who is allowed to fail sometimes. 90s heroines were the best. :(
@elennapointer701
@elennapointer701 3 жыл бұрын
Watch the first four seasons of Babylon 5 and enjoy the sight of Susan Ivanova progressing from faintly nerdy, by-the-book second-in-command to Death Incarnate and realize every step of the process was earned, worked for and hard-won. Then go back to garbage like Chibnall-era Who and lament that nobody knows how to write female characters anymore.
@carljohan9265
@carljohan9265 3 жыл бұрын
Go watch The Expanse. Fantastic sci-fi series that is probably the most scientifically accurate space story I've ever seen, and it's full of great characters with amazing arcs. The characters are all well written and their genders don't matter at all. Both the men and the women are treated with respect by the writer, and I don't think there was a single character who's inclusion in the story I didn't like. Case in point, a white, lesbian woman who is a priest and married to a black woman. She has a very important effect on the plot, and neither her gender or sexuality ever plays a part in that, and she is a VERY human character that feels real. It also manages to be a story with a plot that revolves around the political tensions between the different factions without beating the audience over the head with politics. What I mean by that is that you see every side of the conflict (with plenty of grey areas) and are then left to make up your own mind about who you think is right or wrong and why. I binged the entire third season in one go, something I rarely do.
@elennapointer701
@elennapointer701 3 жыл бұрын
@@carljohan9265 I'd never heard of this series but a quick look at Wikipedia saying it's won an Hugo and three Saturn Awards was enough to convince me to buy the box set, so thanks for the recommendation :D
@carljohan9265
@carljohan9265 3 жыл бұрын
@@elennapointer701 You're welcome :) Small tip, read up a little bit on how certain things work in space, because there are a lot of scenes that are correct when it comes to gravity, acceleration etc in space, and if you understand them a little you will like those scenes more imo. For example, ships travel from point to point by accelerating half the way, then flipping themselves around and decelerate the other half of the way. The reason they do this is because if you accelerate or decelerate to fast, you pull to many Gs and can harm or even kill the crew. Gravity inside the ships is generated by the accel and decel thrust, and so the ships floors are internally oriented accordingly. When the engines are of and the interior of the ships are effectively zero G, the crew use mag boots to stay on the floors. Also, when ships do combat maneuvers, everyone needs to be strapped in to their chairs because when the ship rolls and flips, the internal gravity orientation shifts accordingly. There is also a scene early on where two people are floating in zero G, so the guy attaches a wire to the girl and then uses her back as a springboard to launch himself back to the floor, where he engages his magboots and then pulls her back down to the floor using the wire so she can attach her magboots as well.
@franohmsford7548
@franohmsford7548 3 жыл бұрын
90s? What 90s Heroines exactly? Other than Sarah Connor in T2 {Came out in 1991 and the character was created in 1985}, Sandra Bullock in Speed & Demolition Man and Neve Campbell in Scream I'm having trouble thinking of any!
@HaTran-sp7pf
@HaTran-sp7pf 3 жыл бұрын
Disney: EQUALITY FOR WOMEN!!! Also Disney: Women must be perfect and aren't allowed to make mistakes like men.
@coryc8819
@coryc8819 3 жыл бұрын
B-but America is deeply sexist/racist
@paisleepunk
@paisleepunk 3 жыл бұрын
@@coryc8819 Against white men
@VYDEOS2
@VYDEOS2 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh why do we care even. Like it's a movie. It's all about the story. Who cares what gender and if they're perfect or not. I'm tired of people complaining for or against it
@confusedbadger6275
@confusedbadger6275 3 жыл бұрын
1, it ruins a movie 2, why the fuck are you even watching a CD review ?
@SamBrickell
@SamBrickell 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently Disney can't imagine women working hard and improving themselves.
@VolvoImpala
@VolvoImpala 3 жыл бұрын
The original Mulan was smart, brave, and resourceful. And that played out many times across the pretty short film. There was no fat or filler sequences. It was tightly scripted and well voice acted. So it is my second favorite Disney animated film of all time.
@prashanthb4565
@prashanthb4565 5 ай бұрын
What's the first?
@VolvoImpala
@VolvoImpala 5 ай бұрын
@@prashanthb4565 Beauty and the Beast. I actually re-watched it not too long ago and holy sh*t the lyrics in those songs are whipsmart. You have to watch the movie multiple times to catch it all! And I love any movie that praises books the way it does but this particular movie was the best at it. I think it was their only animated feature to be nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars- BACK WHEN THEY MEANT SOMETHING.
@prashanthb4565
@prashanthb4565 5 ай бұрын
@@VolvoImpala Nice ♥️
@blindoutlaw
@blindoutlaw 3 жыл бұрын
Original Mulan: work hard and don’t give up and you can achieve your goals = good story and Drinker drinks happily. New Mulan: You’re born special and will automatically win = bad story and Drinker becomes angrier drunk
@zur137
@zur137 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the original Mulan was when she was sent home because she couldn’t keep up with the rest of the men. Instead of leaving she used the weights to climb the pole no one else could and get the arrow no one else could. THAT is an empowered woman and for me as a six year old girl, that was what made me feel like I could do anything through perseverance and determination. The new version tells girls they can accomplish anything if they have magic bullshit powers.
@TH3F4LC0Nx
@TH3F4LC0Nx 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Apparently Disney thinks people would rather watch a bland and flavorless "chosen one" character than watch a real person struggle and have to make herself be smarter and better than those around her. The weights scene in the original flat out MADE that movie for me. Catchy songs and slick animation aside, that was the scene that made me love that story. ...and now it's gone...
@Volkbrecht
@Volkbrecht 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the wokists who write stories like that ever stop to wonder what they mean for girls who already know they are not blessed with whatever magic it takes to be awesome. I mean, this is basically empowerment for the empowered, fuck the weaklings and the idiots.
@lubossoltes321
@lubossoltes321 3 жыл бұрын
You see that's actually preferable for a lot of governments (not only China). Determined people are dangerous. People believing in fantasy magic to help them in their misery is exactly what they want ....
@renonouvello4011
@renonouvello4011 3 жыл бұрын
It's called plot armor. Specially made of scenarium, it boost your luck & your resistance by 1'000%.
@Ale-mv3gr
@Ale-mv3gr 3 жыл бұрын
I think everyone can identify with that, regardless of sex or race.
@ElVlogdeBob
@ElVlogdeBob 3 жыл бұрын
Mulan 1998: A normal girl that improves Mulan 2020: an untouchable Super Saiyayin Ugh
@Gaia_Seraphina
@Gaia_Seraphina 3 жыл бұрын
@snowy the snowman Actually the promotion of Mulan is banned as it seems, not the movie itself. Don't spread half-truths/half-lies!
@YoungSkullKid1990
@YoungSkullKid1990 3 жыл бұрын
I like the correlation, but The thing about super saiyans is that most of them (save Broly, Goten, Kid Trunks, and Caulifla) had to actually work hard and get a severe ass beating before even getting to that level. And even the naturally gifted ones that got super saiyan early got a severe beating soon afterwards.
@NallaDlanorGomez
@NallaDlanorGomez 3 жыл бұрын
nah more likely saitama
@bryanmerel
@bryanmerel 3 жыл бұрын
@@NallaDlanorGomez atleast Saitama do realize the downside of his Overpoweredness, we even see it. This Marry Sue thinks its all shit and Giggles "Hurdur i'm so Independent, take that Society!" PS: He did 100 Push-ups, 100 Sit-ups, 100 Squats, and 10 kilometer run, EVERY SINGLE DAY! FOR 3 YEARS! To get that power.
@bryanmerel
@bryanmerel 3 жыл бұрын
@@NallaDlanorGomez also, no Air-conditioning, only Banana in the morning...
@Yuzayuuu
@Yuzayuuu 3 жыл бұрын
Chinese government: guys China’s image isn’t so good right now, pls make a cool and realistic live action of Mulan Disney: heheh magical chi
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 жыл бұрын
...Did you knew? LILO AND STITCH IS NEXT! This Franchise of Epic High-Quality-Levels of Quality was already Massively Mishandled before it ESCALATED: But now it did! This Franchise, close to my heart as f--k, is going DOWN sooooon!!
@HAL-bo5lr
@HAL-bo5lr 2 жыл бұрын
Mulan is my absolute favorite Disney movie. The animated one of course.
@canuck21
@canuck21 3 жыл бұрын
The worst thing is that in Chinese stories, nobody is born knowing how to use chi. In every freaking Chinese stories, no exception, the characters have to train to attain a certain level of chi. The Disney version of chi is like the Disney version of the Force, which is women with chi/force can use it from the get go without any work or training. That's the 3rd wave feminist chi/force.
@Mr-Wisdomthief
@Mr-Wisdomthief 3 жыл бұрын
in Chinese stories, characters had to train for so goddamned long and go thru so much hard work and sacrifice to attain their skills, wtf disney
@NGRevenant
@NGRevenant 3 жыл бұрын
it's not real chi it's feminism power
@Driver-Nephi
@Driver-Nephi 3 жыл бұрын
@@whitealliance9540 no
@azureascendant994
@azureascendant994 3 жыл бұрын
Even the Jade Emperor had to train and he's a fricken god.
@vickerandflips8061
@vickerandflips8061 3 жыл бұрын
Kung Fu Panda 3!
@ararepotato1420
@ararepotato1420 3 жыл бұрын
Disney: "We want the movie to be more realistic!" Also disney: "shapeshifting witch and chi powers go cha-ching!"
@asmajalis
@asmajalis 3 жыл бұрын
Bryan Ott I know! Over 1 million Muslims were captured there and held against there will! And yet Disney decided to not only film in these “re-education camps” (really just concentration camps), but to also give a special thanks to the people that let them film there! Plus the girl that played Mulan came out and said she supported the Hong Kong police brutality, so idk what Disney was thinking!
@zaleost
@zaleost 3 жыл бұрын
It also fucks things up from a historical perspective as well, as what we see is more of a mishmash of elements from different periods in Ancient China rather than them sticking to one era specifically. This is also the case in the original animated film but its less of an issue since they were more open about the fact that its a fantasy movie rather than one that is trying to be historical.
@finnheisenheim8274
@finnheisenheim8274 3 жыл бұрын
Makes the removal the mushu more painful
@lema618
@lema618 3 жыл бұрын
I think what they mean by realistic is more like the original poem of mulan
@Ozzie_Mandias
@Ozzie_Mandias 3 жыл бұрын
They don't even know how Chi works. I have never heard of Chi allowing people to subliminally perform superhuman feats. And seriously? China being invaded by the Mongols? Weren't the Chinese THE Mongols? Did they decide to invade themselves.
@noelv1976
@noelv1976 3 жыл бұрын
Dang bro...thanks for spending that $30 so we don’t have to. You’re our real hero
@parthin
@parthin 3 жыл бұрын
Spoiler: the Mongols conquer China. I guess she wasn't all that.
@damienthorn1340
@damienthorn1340 2 жыл бұрын
The Mongol empire was the largest territorial attainment in human history. Basically one of the least understood empires to ever grace this globe.
@Anonymous72686
@Anonymous72686 2 жыл бұрын
@@damienthorn1340 yeah the only Empire than ever conquered China.
@dublinoseven3279
@dublinoseven3279 3 жыл бұрын
“Crouching Tiger, Hidden Agenda”
@JoakimOtamaa
@JoakimOtamaa 3 жыл бұрын
Not so hidden...
@gregsmith7949
@gregsmith7949 3 жыл бұрын
Bwahaha! Brilliant!👍
@madkilla707
@madkilla707 3 жыл бұрын
*Crouching Woke, Hidden Agenda*
@nont18411
@nont18411 3 жыл бұрын
*Hidden Auschwitz
@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 3 жыл бұрын
@@nont18411 based
@iankent1665
@iankent1665 3 жыл бұрын
“Re-education camps” where people learn to concentrate
@nihilism6226
@nihilism6226 3 жыл бұрын
Kdrop _ It's not a real Camp without flatulence chambers.
@olivemarinade
@olivemarinade 3 жыл бұрын
'Re-education' is just a tone down version of brainwashing. I watch a documentary about the camps. The Uyghur neighbourhood became eeriely quiet and silent with many houses left empty. The authority of the camp claim that the 'occupants' (read: inmates) are happy and there are bunch of joyful activities can be done in there. But their faces say otherwise, with empty gaze. It reminds of Nazi's claim about their concentration camps. Even when some of them are released, there are police or spy watching the closely.
@arnold3768
@arnold3768 3 жыл бұрын
@Char Aznable tbf, China during Mao Zedong's reign arguably commited even worse atrocities than those two...
@arnold3768
@arnold3768 3 жыл бұрын
@Char Aznable yeah
@arnold3768
@arnold3768 3 жыл бұрын
@Char Aznable omegalol.
@darkstock5103
@darkstock5103 3 жыл бұрын
Like you said in one of your videos: “Because we can’t have a woman taking directions or lessons or wisdom from a man in 2019 now can we?”
@vickmurray5751
@vickmurray5751 3 жыл бұрын
All of the rhetoric and controversy over this feminism issue is part of a much deeper problem. But, it is the result of the constant bombardment and culture indoctrination saturating our society from the SJW Leftist and radical feminist. Who's main agenda is to spew out propaganda through educational institutions, TV/movie industry programming, commercials, and electronic mainstream media in order to indoctrinate young boys and "shame them" of their natural masculine traits & become effeminate_ more like girls, and tell young girls that their natural femininity has no value unless they become more masculine_ like boys to gain some notion of a perceived power which they must attain. Although, from their perspective, intentions are good. However, their noble efforts have become radicalized ideology which is ripping deeper & deeper at the bottom of the foundation of our Nation and society (the traditional family). It seems the radicalist structure, leftist politicians, and feminist won't be satisfied until we find ourselves living in a bizarro world with the sexes switched completely upside down. I think that only the delusional individual could believe that a world with a society like that would be healthy and thriving?
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 жыл бұрын
@@vickmurray5751 Did you knew? LILO AND STITCH IS NEXT! This Franchise of Epic High-Quality-Levels of Quality was already Massively Mishandled before it ESCALATED: But now it did! This Franchise, close to my heart as f--k, is going DOWN sooooon!! !
@manualidadesconchris
@manualidadesconchris 3 жыл бұрын
In their defense, that sandwich at 7:16 looks pretty good.
@briankaplan6248
@briankaplan6248 3 жыл бұрын
Disney has managed to do the impossible: Make a movie with Jet Li and Donnie Yen that I don't care about watching. Well done, Disney, you cultural cesspool.
@ScorpionP2C
@ScorpionP2C 3 жыл бұрын
Hah I was thinking the same thing!
@juicebox7372
@juicebox7372 3 жыл бұрын
I love Donnie Yen and they screwed him
@LookHereMars
@LookHereMars 3 жыл бұрын
Mate I know... Donnie is class but i was really looking forward to seeing Jet back on the big screen as a fan of his since my youth and especially after all his health complications. Instead i got a truck load of fresh shit dumped on my lawn.
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 3 жыл бұрын
Jet Li was my idol back around the turn of the new millennium. I even bought the PS2 exclusive game "Jet Li: Rise To Honor" because I loved him so much!
@nwoudochiobinna3673
@nwoudochiobinna3673 3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherregan1654 Rise to honor was one of the most awesome games i have ever played
@Minotaur-ey2lg
@Minotaur-ey2lg 3 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert: The mongol horde was far more “diverse” than the chinese kingdoms, because of the people they conquered along the way.
@anthonykeller1957
@anthonykeller1957 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh good old Genghis
@TESkyrimizer
@TESkyrimizer 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real Mongol conquests were the friends we made along the way
@greenknightofwar7024
@greenknightofwar7024 3 жыл бұрын
Considering the size of the empire and the fact that the Mongols we’re only specialists in hunting, horses, and warfare they needed the people of the land they conquered to fill the missing roles in there society.
@Cancoillotteman
@Cancoillotteman 3 жыл бұрын
@D Lu thanks for the precision, saved me the effort ^^ At least in the cartoon they said "Huns" which is closer since the Huns may very well descend of the same ancestry as the Rourans
@Sic-Semper-Tyranniss
@Sic-Semper-Tyranniss 3 жыл бұрын
Minotaur1776 And from what we can gather, if you could ride and fight well in the mongol horde in Genghis’s time, you were respected throughout their society. A true warriors social meritocracy, regardless of race or creed or culture. More diverse and tolerant (unless you crossed them, then you got murdered) than the Chinese kingdoms who worshipped their emperors basically as gods and a nobility that sneered at the sub human peasantry. Still, an extremely brutal Darwinian society though.
@triplea657aaa
@triplea657aaa 2 жыл бұрын
The animated Mulan was so good. Even as a boy, she was my role model and was my favorite movie character for at least a decade.
@baskingball6107
@baskingball6107 2 жыл бұрын
my dad was getting really sad about them "ruining mulan" when this movie was announced now i understand why Edit: im starting to figure out why they took "Be a MAN" out of the movie
@jsprite123
@jsprite123 3 жыл бұрын
"What's your name, soldier?" Mulan. Mulan Skywalker.
@masterstacker2833
@masterstacker2833 3 жыл бұрын
Ouch! That hurts.
@codyduncan6801
@codyduncan6801 3 жыл бұрын
Captain Mulan Skywalker Danvers. And I...have vagene!
@natebush8217
@natebush8217 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyduncan6801 *[Screams in Sam Neil]*
@codyduncan6801
@codyduncan6801 3 жыл бұрын
Oh...oh that's nice. Now scream in Gary Bussey. Make me loins tingle!
@ChrisBrown-fx5uk
@ChrisBrown-fx5uk 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@liamn.watson4867
@liamn.watson4867 3 жыл бұрын
Until i'm proven otherwise, politics ruin everything.
@HunterMearo
@HunterMearo 3 жыл бұрын
@Joe Blow in trumps voice: sleepy Joe only brought on Kamala because she uses a nice conditioner
@johnsmith651
@johnsmith651 3 жыл бұрын
Movies have always been political. The problem is these days it feels like movies are written by Twitter users
@dianebrooks1859
@dianebrooks1859 3 жыл бұрын
Politics ruined the only reality TV show I enjoy: Big Brother. This season is all about virtue signaling, micro racial aggressions, subconscious hidden biases, BLN, and "the cause" which is a joint effort of some players to disregard their own gameplay to help the first black person win. Nevermind that the show doesn't actually cast any good black players (the producers always push for the "angry black lady" stereotype)! I friggin hate it. Also, all the non whites are racist and need to be educated on how to handle black women apparently. Let's just not mention the one black lady's temper tantrum where she PUNCHED A FRICKIN WALL.... Yea, the show sucks
@kingkilla777
@kingkilla777 3 жыл бұрын
I agree my thing is why do they constantly have to push politics into everything when I play video games and watch TV amr movies its to get away from that stuff not to be constantly reminded of it. Its annoying cause it seems like I can't enjoy anything anynore without seeing something about politics
@thejbo777
@thejbo777 3 жыл бұрын
Well everything is political so i guess everything is ruined
@mathiaswilhelm1902
@mathiaswilhelm1902 2 жыл бұрын
I actually saw a tweet praising this movie for “historical accuracy” Yeah because T-1000 shapeshifter witches are all the rage in middle age china
@lordsiomai
@lordsiomai 2 жыл бұрын
You know its bad when a cartoon is more realistic than the live action one
@Itried20takennames
@Itried20takennames 3 жыл бұрын
“Conscription, but her father was old...and wouldn’t last 5 minutes”. Except the new movie made clear that sub-par soldiers were only at risk of being sent home, as her father would if he showed up, so she doesn’t save her dad in any way -- invalidating the whole plot.
@rebeccaconlon9743
@rebeccaconlon9743 3 жыл бұрын
The cartoon also did that too, but it was also a matter of family honour too
@Dudaxful
@Dudaxful 3 жыл бұрын
Chinese culture is heavily based on honour. Bringing dishonour to your family is HEAVILY shunned.
@murphyjack90
@murphyjack90 3 жыл бұрын
The animated film did something similar. Mulan ends up washing out of training and Shang tells her to go home. It should be good right? Mulan has accomplished her objective: save her father, and she doesn't have to risk her own life to do it anymore, and because the army doesn't know shes a chick, her family's honour is secure. But then she looks at the tall mast with the arrow stuck on top of it, the challenge Shang set for the recruits. Nobody else had managed it but Mulan decides to try it one last time. By this point, its not about her father anymore. Not her family honour, not glory or any of that. She completed the challenge and made it through training to prove to herself that she wasn't a screw up or a liability to her family, that she could do something right for once.
@kitschquixote
@kitschquixote 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dudaxful I don't think it mattered for peasants.
@silvergrove8517
@silvergrove8517 3 жыл бұрын
@@kitschquixote it did. Imagine being the only family in the village that has no tale of a son or father fighting for the Empire. That could be reason enough to be shunned and even deprived of certain things. "Why should we help that family of dishonorable cowards with their crops?" and such...
@haillobster7154
@haillobster7154 3 жыл бұрын
The Critical Drinker:- The reviewer everyone wants.
@marcmerchant135
@marcmerchant135 3 жыл бұрын
Not the one we deserve, though.
@crazyjoe_gaming7465
@crazyjoe_gaming7465 3 жыл бұрын
The review we need
@justsomeguywithaforeheadmu6209
@justsomeguywithaforeheadmu6209 3 жыл бұрын
The review that reviewers need to be reviewed by reviewing themselves
@bemotivated8443
@bemotivated8443 3 жыл бұрын
These live action movies are great without them we wouldn’t get more critical drinker videos
@ronniea.4830
@ronniea.4830 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@jonevarty2205
@jonevarty2205 3 жыл бұрын
Chi? CHI!?!?!?! THEY LITERALLY TURNED MULAN INTO CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON!!!!!!! It was like the Drinker said, animated Mulan had to train harder to be at an equal footing with men. And, spoilers for those who haven't watched the animated movie (you should by the way, it's awesome) The final fight with the mongol leader, Mulan didn't overpower him. Since Shang got beaten on a one on one by him, mulan knew she would stand no chance against him in terms of power, so she played to her strengths and fought smartly
@kingpacman_9118
@kingpacman_9118 2 жыл бұрын
What's funny is less than a week later the movie ended up being free.
@jothecocopop
@jothecocopop 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so sick and tired of the "strong female character" trope, but I'm also sick and tired of the fact that we just aren't allowed to have female antagonists anymore without there being some morally justifiable reason for them to be antagonists. It's never that they're just bad people, there always has to be someone else to blame for their actions, whether it be a man or other circumstances. I'm tired of it.
@tackyman2011
@tackyman2011 3 жыл бұрын
Watch the remake of "Dredd".
@blaze4metal
@blaze4metal 3 жыл бұрын
The GI Joe movie did this as well with the Baronness. Her evilness was part of her charm and the actress played it well. But nope, turns out she was just brainwashed (and was actually blonde). It's like the idea of a woman being evil because she loves it can't ever exist in a story these days.
@mish375
@mish375 3 жыл бұрын
@@tackyman2011 Mama was one bad b*tch. Totally evil to the core and used men to claw her way to the top.
@MjolnirsPower
@MjolnirsPower 3 жыл бұрын
That's Precisely what they did with Maleficent. She was an Evil Sorceress, who committed to acts of unmitigated hate for hates sake. One of the Greatest movie villainess' of all time reduced to "awe boo hoo I'm mean cause mens was bad to meh women roar gggrrrrr"
@pCeLobster
@pCeLobster 3 жыл бұрын
What's comical about the strong female trope is that they've interpreted it to mean literally physically strong. Like, able to beat people up. That's what makes a woman strong to them. Not "strong" in the sense of well written and depthful.
@rodrigofaria9109
@rodrigofaria9109 3 жыл бұрын
"The Chi is female!" - Kathleen Xing Ling Kennedy
@waltercomunello121
@waltercomunello121 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@613harbinger316
@613harbinger316 3 жыл бұрын
Scary
@st4ne4rmthevill63
@st4ne4rmthevill63 3 жыл бұрын
You deserve a cookie for this
@613harbinger316
@613harbinger316 3 жыл бұрын
But more importantly, you can't spell Kentucky Fried Chicken without 'Chi'.
@SamBrickell
@SamBrickell 3 жыл бұрын
Disney destroyed all of the goodwill I used to hold in my head for their company.
@imnotatroll6301
@imnotatroll6301 3 жыл бұрын
the scariest of things is that later (when they have made the movie of each other, once villain, female from previous movies) they may want to make a movie of the back storie of shapshifting witch, shown as a born perfect being victim of patriachy.
@johndoe5432
@johndoe5432 3 жыл бұрын
Disney is just the EA of film at this point.
@medjrikais2419
@medjrikais2419 3 жыл бұрын
16x time feminist
@BlueflagAlpha
@BlueflagAlpha 3 жыл бұрын
And making remakes nobody cares for
@LookHereMars
@LookHereMars 3 жыл бұрын
Disney have lost most if not all of the talent that once made them a Global household name. They are now an extremely shallow near talentless politically driven mess of a company. The parallels between them and E.A are remarkably similar.
@rogerborg
@rogerborg 3 жыл бұрын
Big oofs. Harsh, but accurate.
@lessismore8533
@lessismore8533 3 жыл бұрын
@@LookHereMars yah! I miss 90s Diseny. They must've list many great writers years ago and hired those who care about quantity over quality
@Mate397
@Mate397 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this movie was claimed as "realistic" and yet we have a witch using magic and Chi macguffin...
@256alexdt
@256alexdt 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah they use that dumb "Realistic" excuse to remove Mushu because china was saying it was an insult to history of Mushu.
@Mate397
@Mate397 3 жыл бұрын
@@256alexdt Really? But chi powered Mulan Sue isn't an insult? Sounds like bullshit excuse from China.
@MrHawger
@MrHawger 3 жыл бұрын
YEAH, EXACTLY!
@doryfishie2
@doryfishie2 3 жыл бұрын
​@@256alexdt You're full of shit. History of Mushu? It's not a place or a historical figure. How does that Eddie Murphy cartoon dragon have anything to do with China? This movie is shit because Hollywood wants to peddle the same girlpower bullshit, not because China did whatever. I've watched that movie. Nothing in there would appeal to a mainland Chinese person, and probably not the CCP either. This movie is basically Captain Marvel without the snark, and Frozen without the ice and the princesses. Super powerful girl being told to suppress her power because patriarchy or honour or whatever. Trying to blame China for this movie being shit is like trying to say that Chinese food is shit because fake Chinese food served in America is shit. It's full of baizuo ("white left" aka leftist) influence, and anyone can tell you that Chinese audiences are very resistant to that. If Disney was trying to appeal to China, that shit wouldn't be in the movie. This was a mess of stereotypical Chinese action movie tropes on the surface, and the usual generic Hollywood girlpower bullshit on the inside. It's very clear that it's a superficial Western view on Chinese culture. They also seemed to think that stereotypical Japanese traits were interchangeable with Chinese ones. People in the movie would also apply heavy foundation like they were geishas. I don't think it takes a ton of research for anyone to know that China isn't Japan, but that shit still ended up in the movie. They were clearly not trying to appeal to the Chinese market, from the obvious "feminist" narrative. And all the other bullshit. It seems obvious that this was tailored for the Western market. If they were, they really need to do better research because this movie was a shitshow.
@RyuuRider
@RyuuRider 3 жыл бұрын
@@doryfishie2 Certainly tailored for the Western market, but two things can be true at once. I make no assumption as to which one had the greater priority, but they certainly also had to cater to the CCP's demands since they wanted to film it in China.
@VYDEOS2
@VYDEOS2 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, nobody wanted the Live Action remakes of any of the classics. Maybe a 3D animated version would be better
@trequor
@trequor 3 жыл бұрын
The Lion King was 3D animated and it sucks fat balls. Maybe they can just make original movies instead?
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 2 жыл бұрын
Old Mulan: Girls, you don't have to be a hulking combat god to be a hero. Sometimes all you need are wit and courage in equal amounts and a willingness to take action. In fact, it can be equally if not more so inspiring to see such bravery coming from someone who isn't cut out for straight up fighting to overcome deadly and nigh insurmountable odds with creativity and courage. New Mulan: If you aren't born with magic, bullshit powers, then you have no chance of doing anything significant. You have to born perfect in order to overpower people.
@RecoveringLoLAddict
@RecoveringLoLAddict 3 жыл бұрын
tfw a 22 year old movie for "children" has a better message, plot and characters than a modern remake with a way bigger budget.
@kboid5919
@kboid5919 3 жыл бұрын
also the villain was much more scarier before.
@rodrigobogado8756
@rodrigobogado8756 3 жыл бұрын
@@kboid5919 it should be a crime making a hun/mongol leader being boring and weak, those guys would had made Hitler shit his pants
@sephandremanticore5438
@sephandremanticore5438 3 жыл бұрын
A villain being legit scary would diminish the message of whamen power. They don't need a man. Thery're better than men. They fear no man.
@luckyspurs
@luckyspurs 3 жыл бұрын
Well duh, original animated movie better than action remark shocker. Lets be honest here, Disney was peak animation in the 90s, Disney certainly is not peak live action in 2020.
@TheOnlyKingBee
@TheOnlyKingBee 3 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they go with the original script??
@ryanvandoren1519
@ryanvandoren1519 3 жыл бұрын
"A post creativity era..." damn that hits deep.
@MelindaColden
@MelindaColden 3 жыл бұрын
the saddest thing is: there is SO MUCH creativity in the world and always will be but its just the wrong people in power and they wont let any of the creatives in
@frankmerker630
@frankmerker630 3 жыл бұрын
Um it’s because they didn’t get accepted to the proper Theatre programs at Julliard or wherever. Where you have to have a cloistered echo-chamber cultivated worldview and a non-white heritage in order to have a chance of acceptance
@andreastzanis4175
@andreastzanis4175 3 жыл бұрын
As usual, Disney has messed with and totally gutted a beautiful legend... Check the 2009 Chinese film Hua Mulan, starring Zhao Wei. It distorts the legend as well, though not by very much, and still is a cinematic poem. By the way, Hua Mulan is a magnolia flower...
@ronaldohenrique6643
@ronaldohenrique6643 3 жыл бұрын
Dysney producer: I think is a bad idea to make Mulan just like Rey Niki Caro: Nah ! I'll be fine!
@Iomeces
@Iomeces 3 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when the version with the talking dragon is the more realistic version.
@fullmetaltheorist
@fullmetaltheorist 3 жыл бұрын
*We live in a post creativity era* Truer words have never been spoken
@Dingo-wk5ed
@Dingo-wk5ed 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie Kaufman is sitting in the corner pissed
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 жыл бұрын
FULLY AGREE
@amanibob1416
@amanibob1416 3 жыл бұрын
1: "How does it feel to live long enough to watch all your favorite franchises go down in flames." 2: "Feels great!" 3: "😖..."
@fullmetaltheorist
@fullmetaltheorist 3 жыл бұрын
@@amanibob1416 Great indeed
@aguyfromnothere
@aguyfromnothere 3 жыл бұрын
I think Tenet was creative as could be.
@Novapoid
@Novapoid 3 жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly one of the best film reviews ever written. 20 years from now people from that near future could just watch this video to understand what happened with cinema and how it was ruined by social justice.
@ocharni
@ocharni 2 жыл бұрын
“Post-creativity era” Best description of current Hollywood that I've heard in a Decade
@Longshanks1690
@Longshanks1690 3 жыл бұрын
Also, the movie filmed in a province of China where there is a literal genocide going on by the same company who won't film in Georgia because of an Abortion law. Because...standards or something? 🤷🏻‍♂️
@corsijtsma3546
@corsijtsma3546 3 жыл бұрын
If they'll get money from the chinese goverment then they'll look away.
@futureflash6331
@futureflash6331 3 жыл бұрын
Tells you alot about Disney huh
@jbj27406
@jbj27406 3 жыл бұрын
@@futureflash6331 Poor old Walt must be crying himself to sleep each night in his coffin.
@futureflash6331
@futureflash6331 3 жыл бұрын
@@jbj27406 yup started out wanting to make movies to entertain but I guarantee you in a couple of years they'll become a real life Umbrella corporation they're already kneeling before and taking the money of regimes next step the D-virus
@DrearierSpider1
@DrearierSpider1 3 жыл бұрын
But that can't be true, Edward. it was only 3 months ago that Disney posted black jpegs all over their social media telling me they care about human rights.
@paranoyd70
@paranoyd70 3 жыл бұрын
Oh look, another movie about a Mary Sue that is perfect in everything and struggles in nothing. Its not like I haven't seen this before.
@strikeforce1500
@strikeforce1500 3 жыл бұрын
Empowering women movies went from - Character, who happens to be a woman, has to face struggles and grow up to overcome and success. To - Woman are perfect, and no matter how much the other characters put actual effort in grow up or train to do something in specific, the female protagonist can go and do it x100 better without previous knowledge
@GoBuckeyes554
@GoBuckeyes554 3 жыл бұрын
The Mulan trailer went just like the ROS ones it showed Mulan pulling off gravity defying stunts just like Rey and that's when I knew exactly what kind of movie it was going to be.
@TheKgr1967
@TheKgr1967 3 жыл бұрын
Some bloody space film um, I can't remember the damn name....fcuk :(
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 3 жыл бұрын
Fits perfectly with the participation award era. You don't have to work and train to be achieve your dreams. Everything will just be handed to you because you are just so naturally special. You are right always and anyone who criticizes you is an evil -ist. No wonder young people are completely unequipped to deal with adversity.
@OK-yy6qz
@OK-yy6qz 3 жыл бұрын
It's not Like The Original Mulan Was A Much Better Character or Anything Anyways
@philipmay3548
@philipmay3548 3 жыл бұрын
There's a terrific live-action Mulan from the 1960s, starring Ivy Ling Po. You can watch it for free, with subtitles, here on KZfaq.
@LuffyuzumakiPotter
@LuffyuzumakiPotter 3 жыл бұрын
Hua Mulan 2009 with vitas is also good.
@everyrandomnerd8093
@everyrandomnerd8093 2 жыл бұрын
The animated movie still holds it's own to this day. Every point you made about animated Mulan was spot on.
@kglistless
@kglistless 3 жыл бұрын
Original Mulan: a character who has to risk her life and build her strength to achieve her goal. 2020 Mulan: the chosen one who doesn't have to do much by virtue of fate.
@DoffyDogg
@DoffyDogg 3 жыл бұрын
Hollywood life in a nutshell
@Irishman9988
@Irishman9988 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds kinda like Star Wars Episode IV and Episode VII....
@Foxtrotwolf
@Foxtrotwolf 3 жыл бұрын
WAI WAI WAIT.... SO.. REY WAS ASIAN ALL THE TIME?? :O
@jblps
@jblps 3 жыл бұрын
Mulan 1998: Perseverance is the key to success Mulan 2020: Everyone else is the problem
@herheartbeats5727
@herheartbeats5727 3 жыл бұрын
@@Foxtrotwolf It seems to ^^
@KennyWhyDoIHaveNumersNow
@KennyWhyDoIHaveNumersNow 3 жыл бұрын
When WW3 kicks off im staying home and letting the girls deal with it.
@jommydavi2197
@jommydavi2197 3 жыл бұрын
You won't have a home for long matey
@KennyWhyDoIHaveNumersNow
@KennyWhyDoIHaveNumersNow 3 жыл бұрын
It'll be over quickly. One way or the other haHaHA
@Matsyendranath792
@Matsyendranath792 Жыл бұрын
Someone should make a film about a smart, adventurous, Tomboy Tibetan girl who fights against the Chinese Imperialist invaders and the alien levels of cruelty they brought with them.
@Awkci_gaming
@Awkci_gaming 2 жыл бұрын
The way Disney represents Chi is so inaccurate, and shows they don't actually care about representation. They just pretend they do.
@MotownShaker
@MotownShaker 3 жыл бұрын
If women are so 'brave and strong', why do they need 'empowering'?
@thekiller7994
@thekiller7994 3 жыл бұрын
Because feminism
@halo129830
@halo129830 3 жыл бұрын
Men go to war to watch their friends day and kill enemies. Not women last I checked pre 2003
@captainpalsy2092
@captainpalsy2092 3 жыл бұрын
@DANK Couldn't have said it better, myself.
@somerandoasshatontheintern8337
@somerandoasshatontheintern8337 3 жыл бұрын
so that their powers can reach OVER 9000!!!
@ther_ternum6712
@ther_ternum6712 3 жыл бұрын
@DANK Do you know that for sure? Have you seen it, do you have the official statements from each individual female soldier? How can you be so certain. New recruits have been at an all-time low, you know why? Because there's not a fucking war to fight. Why would you sign up for the military then, huh? Most women don't even have the guts to sign-up because they know that if they do, they're not gonna be treated like some fucking war hero instantly just because she's a woman. Women are afraid to actually have to work hard for what they want in life but they don't have to. Blame the simps for that.
@Maladjester
@Maladjester 3 жыл бұрын
Rey: Born more powerful than everyone else, i.e. just an accident, nothing to do with her. No flaws to be expunged, no arc to traverse, no setbacks to overcome, just perfect good all the time. Captain Marvel: Made more powerful than everyone else by accident. No arc, and the idea that anything could be a setback for the strongest being in the universe is laughable. Closest thing to a flaw is ignoring all the perfectly valid advice about controlling herself and her feelings, but even that is presented as a virtue. Mulan: Born more powerf.......wait a minute. Am I sensing a trend?
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 3 жыл бұрын
@Cherry Mae Raviz "And also if anyone doesn't like you they're just sexists who only hate you because you're a woman." Anyone who points out that a Mary Sue character has a horrible personality, a bad attitude, shows no emotion or feeling whatsoever, doesn't have any personality or character traits and never struggles at all gets accused of being intimidated or feeling threatened by strong women. Even though actual strong women are different from what Disney thinks strong women are.
@phousefilms
@phousefilms 3 жыл бұрын
Rey: I mean, isn't that Anakin as well? It's only in "Rise of Skywalker"that they tied her into the Emperor so people would stop crying about how Rey got her powers from the Force itself like...you know, the majority of Jedi(Yoda didn't have a long bloodline of Yoda's before, nor did Obi Wan, Qui Gon or anyone until the Skywalkers.) Could have had a good arc by learning that she couldn't save everyone in ROS, but made it so she COULD save Ben all along, so the whole ending of TLJ where he turned Supreme Leader was completely pointless. Captain Marvel: Made more powerful by accident, brainwashed into killing innocent refugees trying to find their families. Arc is learning what she's done and trying to make up for it, even though it means abandoning the family that she found once more. Constantly put down by the matriarchal super computer and her commanding officer/fake saviour so they can control her and made to believe her powers were something they gave her, not something she gained on her own.
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 3 жыл бұрын
@@phousefilms Yoda, Obi-Wan, Qui Gon and all those other Jedi learned how to use The Force and trained over many years. Rey instantly masters it a few days after only just learning what it was even though she didn't previously believe it even existed. And is portrayed as the most powerful Force user ever not because she actually trained and became strong and powerful in it but because she's a Mary Sue. Anakin had flaws like anger issues, he was a hothead who'd rush into things without thinking them through, he was arrogant and overconfident and believed he'd be the most powerful Jedi ever. He was also gullible because he fell for Palpatine's lies that there was a way to save Padme and Anakin's own issues with the Jedi not granting him the rank of Master and having to hide his marriage to Padme and her pregnancy from them and also Palpatine's weak innocent victim act during his fight with Mace Windu allowed Palpatine to convince Anakin that the Jedi were trying to take over the Republic.
@a.t.o.mworkshop6409
@a.t.o.mworkshop6409 3 жыл бұрын
@@phousefilms read what a Mary-Sue is. Juste go and read it. Then watch the movies you are talking about and just do the math. Simple example : Anakin spend his time taking bad decisions. A Mary Sue never does. She knows the way, like healing a snake with power she never knew she had.
@dontgiveinfo
@dontgiveinfo 3 жыл бұрын
@@phousefilms ahh at least Anakin knew he was a bad guy, and a murder making many mistakes and in the end making it up to his son Luke. Rey? where do i start
@cataclysm7256
@cataclysm7256 3 жыл бұрын
"hey remember that old cartoon you watched as a kid? we're gonna make it live action and we're gonna remove everything you like about it and make it discount 47 Ronin!"
@joecat4115
@joecat4115 2 жыл бұрын
I spent a weekend with Robert San Souci, who wrote the story the 1998 film was based on, basing his on the original folk tales. He was a children's book author who would seek out traditional (and largely unknown) folk stories and craft children's books based on them (his brother was the illustrator). That was his life, and he understood children and storytelling (remember that Disney?). He had a similar personality (though not demeanor) to Mr. Rogers, in that he knew how to relate to children without talking down to them. He was instrumental in seeing that the screenplay for Mulan did the story justice. The 2020 film was "based on" the 1998 movie, with the screenplay written by the same team who penned "Jurassic World". They seem like decent people, but my cat could have written Jurassic World and it would have made bank.
@markarato8034
@markarato8034 3 жыл бұрын
Its so sad, the original Mulan was one of the best of Disney.
@rubenmorales4863
@rubenmorales4863 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, had one of my favorite quotes, "No matter how fierce the winds may howl, the mountains cannot bow to it."
@rhyscallinan4402
@rhyscallinan4402 3 жыл бұрын
Same with Aladdin band Lion King. Moral of the story; don't make remakes. They'll never be great, just terrible. Same with Ghostbusters.
@damienthorn1340
@damienthorn1340 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a terrible misrepresentation of the Mongols tbh. Racist even. Ignorant and lazy at the very least.
@evanellis9178
@evanellis9178 3 жыл бұрын
Disney: “We proudly stand against racial discrimination” Community: “Then why did you film near an Uyghur concentration camp?” Disney: Uhhhh........
@DickButtox
@DickButtox 3 жыл бұрын
Money! *Mr crabs laugh*
@TheFatMob
@TheFatMob 3 жыл бұрын
It is funny to have all this outrage with Uyghur concentration camps coming from the country which has places like Guantanamo, though.
@eldavid8774
@eldavid8774 3 жыл бұрын
TheFatMob doesn't it make worse? The americans at disney are helping a regime that repeated the mistakes of their own government, they are correct in condemning them, americans have learned
@automaticcaptions
@automaticcaptions 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheFatMob Guantanamo needs to be shut down too... But they aren't putting women and children in their based on their religious status
@normadgarmez7026
@normadgarmez7026 3 жыл бұрын
Community: That's what I thought
@themimsy
@themimsy 2 жыл бұрын
6:33 SIR I WHEEZED
@whtxombi4955
@whtxombi4955 2 жыл бұрын
Its because of movies like this I appreciate Alita: Battke Angel even more. At the beginning, she was unsure of herself and clumsy. But through experiences, training and a new kick ass body, she improved herself and by the end shes a total ass kicker. Plus, all the males aren't completely moronic, hateful, misogynists. THAT is how you make an female empowerment movie.
@kevviking6612
@kevviking6612 3 жыл бұрын
The actress playing Mulan has the same bland, emotionless, dull, expressionless look on her face in every scene. She even has the same look with a tear running down her cheek. Reminds me of the Brie Larson in Cap. Marvel.
@hopelessclown
@hopelessclown 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's intentional. Rey and Captain Marvel are just as bland, no doubt because Disney is trying to be as "inoffensive" with their OP heroines as possible.
@kevviking6612
@kevviking6612 3 жыл бұрын
@@hopelessclown Yeah, I guess that's what Disney considers as "empowering."
@polyhymnia701
@polyhymnia701 3 жыл бұрын
@@hopelessclown That's exactly it. They think that women who show normal emotions are weak. They're selling girls a very unhealthy ideal.
@DeadKraken
@DeadKraken 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevviking6612 Nah, it's just her. She's a terrible actress. I have chinese and east asian friends whom already knew her, and they all told me the movie was gonna be shit the moment Disney chose her, because she's fucken BAD..... "as expressive as a plastic cup" bad. The only real possibility of it being a choice is with Cptn Marvel, because Larson is not a terrible actress and the character kind of required it the way they wrote her. With Rey it was just Daisy being a lil wooden in some scenes, she got much better after TFA, so you know it wasn't a direct request from the directors.
@Evil.Totoro
@Evil.Totoro 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta imagine they cast her for name recognition in China, and not for her acting chops. I found it hilarious that the young Mulan in the film spoke with a perfect American accent while grown up Mulan spoke with.. whatever accent that was.
@mitromney
@mitromney 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment of new Mulan is when at the end she looks into the twin suns and says: I'm Mulan. Mulan Wallwalker.
@memymomalex
@memymomalex 3 жыл бұрын
As a huge fan of the original Mulan, and believing it to be a beautiful movie----thank you. I completely agree with your assessment of the new one.
@EClaire99
@EClaire99 Жыл бұрын
They got rid of Mushu and the ghosts because ‘unrealistic magic was disrespectful to the culture and historic nature of the story’… then promptly added in a shapeshifting witch. Yeah…🤦‍♀️
@dr.j.h.1070
@dr.j.h.1070 3 жыл бұрын
The best part is at the end of the movie, when someone asked her name and she reply: Mulan. Mulan Skywoker!
@thehowlingmisogynist9871
@thehowlingmisogynist9871 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comment !
@captain-chair
@captain-chair 3 жыл бұрын
Mulan. Mulan Jinping.
@s.kterrorwolf8409
@s.kterrorwolf8409 3 жыл бұрын
How about Mulan Soywalker
@sarinat3101
@sarinat3101 3 жыл бұрын
[THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT]
@edwarddormer1103
@edwarddormer1103 3 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT ALSO
@jakubrejak1114
@jakubrejak1114 3 жыл бұрын
Very funny.
@nathank2289
@nathank2289 3 жыл бұрын
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@techmaster9775
@techmaster9775 3 жыл бұрын
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@rebeccaconlon9743
@rebeccaconlon9743 3 жыл бұрын
The CCP would like to check your social privilege
@jtb3860
@jtb3860 2 жыл бұрын
"Someone who prioritize a fleeting emotional release over long term gains" Damn, we're allowed to use real bullets here ?
@deadcatthinks6725
@deadcatthinks6725 2 жыл бұрын
6:33 The Tropic Thunder drop in just made me spill my breakfast whiskey, thanks for that.
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