Aperture Science Founder and CEO Cave Johnson explains what you should do when life gives you lemons.
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@flyingfish90309 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote the script for Portal's characters is a freakin' genius.
@Aku-nj9pp7 жыл бұрын
and yet they still cant count to 3...
@LuminousAnima5 жыл бұрын
Half Life script is also perfect
@Janfon13 жыл бұрын
@Python721 You mean Erik Wolpaw?
@DeltaDoesGarbaj3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@artyom89052 жыл бұрын
@@Aku-nj9pp Quality over quantity, have you heard about that?
@heyjoeway9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who finds this legitimately inspirational rather than funny?
@oandstories9 жыл бұрын
Same here. :) Gonna print this shit and put it on my wall as a reminder.... lol... :)
@epicgamer993playsgoatsumul49 жыл бұрын
Me to but still COMBUSTIBLE LEMON is funny
@Twisted_Code9 жыл бұрын
AGuyᵂᶦᵗʰᴬᶰᴬᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ judging by that thumbs-up count, one of which was mine, I'd say hell no, You Are Not Alone.
@Twisted_Code9 жыл бұрын
StarClimber009 I'm considering that. Might at least make a digital sticky note of it.
@JoshuanadonVG9 жыл бұрын
AGuyᵂᶦᵗʰᴬᶰᴬᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ This and Shia Labeouf "JUST DO IT"
@rubyherring10 жыл бұрын
To those of you who are speculating about what Cave Johnson is talking about: In the previous recording, he talked about buying 70 million dollars worth of moon rocks, grinding them up and mixing them into a portal-conductable gel. This is the white substance that makes black surfaces white and which you can use to make portals. However, it turned out that the moon rocks are poisonous - Cave Johnson got ill by the exposure to the substance. He said that he will conduct experiments with those "new" portals to see if he gets cured by them, ending the previous recording with "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Let's (...) do some science." By the sound of this follow-up recording we can guess that his experiments weren't successful; he died of lunar rock poisoning soon after. What a spectacular person.
@realtimestatic2 жыл бұрын
He tried to make himself an AI like Glados but it took to long sadly for him and then let his wife be forced to be turned into Glados
@colonelndk99772 жыл бұрын
@@realtimestatic Isn't Caroline just his assistant?
@akellerseattle2 жыл бұрын
@@colonelndk9977 Caroline and cave having relations definitely isn't out of the question, but I don't think they're married. Cave says in a recording "She's married. To science."
@colonelndk99772 жыл бұрын
@@akellerseattle exactly
@wumpus9762 жыл бұрын
He didn’t die. His conscience was put into a giant metal head of himself.
@Halo113810 жыл бұрын
I DON'T NEED YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
@KingKusuo5 жыл бұрын
*i understanded xD*
@pluto29733 жыл бұрын
r/me_irl
@abbyalphonse4993 жыл бұрын
"This is a poetry journal!"
@kwertyskewrty40463 жыл бұрын
He also needs the Journal, getting into the spirit world, Teach someone drums and do shit in zootopia
@RucaDoo2 жыл бұрын
@@abbyalphonse499 THEN I WANT POEMS ABOUT SPIDERMAN
@packy34113 жыл бұрын
Cave Johnson (J.K. Simmons) had the strongest performance in this game IMO. Wheatley was great too, but all of Cave's stuff was amazing and well-delivered. RIP CJ, your time in the Portal universe was too short.
@termiiinuss Жыл бұрын
And here we are, 11 years later. The return of Cave Johnson
@goatlick215 ай бұрын
also glados is soo good, but cave johnson if funny as fuck
@MurphyMcQuaid2 ай бұрын
If you play the Portal community chambers you find out he uploaded his consciousness into a super computer (like GlaDos) and so he continues to live on through the multi-verse!
@joaoborgesrodriguesalves655415 күн бұрын
cj? Carl Johnson?
@theblind1s9 жыл бұрын
HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!!
@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, burn humans! I love this guy!
@Ninetails20004 жыл бұрын
Apperently J.J. Simmons was trying not to laugh on the lines "Do you know who I am!?" and "Burn your house down!" and honestly, it accidentally made this rant 1000 times better. Without knowing he was trying not to laugh, it ends up sounding like he's trying not to fall apart. That crack in his voice on the first one hits just oh so perfectly...
@pasha_07915 ай бұрын
You just couldn't make that "Do you know who I am?" even if you wanted to. Simmons absolutely killed it.
@dmforeacre10 жыл бұрын
What really made this part great was GLaDOS' commentary going with it.
@laggianput4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Yeah! Burn his house down! Oh i like this guy
@annafowdy3 жыл бұрын
Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!
@Siphida12 жыл бұрын
For me, the saddest moment was just after this when he goes back to being calm, almost defeated. I felt a real hit when he signed out because of the way GLaDOS says "Goodbye, sir." There's so much affection in her voice, it's almost as if he's going away for the last time.
@IanRubin210 жыл бұрын
I love that even he's on the verge of cracking up from "Do you know who I am?!" to the end.
@joshuaashton19293 ай бұрын
It’s him going into a coughing fit
@user-gw8pc6df2eАй бұрын
He's deathly allergic to moonrocks which he used for the conversion gel.
@noobstoise10244 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Life didn't give anyone lemons, lemons are believed to be a hybrid fruit between a bitter orange and a citron. We gave lemons life!
@TomatoRadio Жыл бұрын
This sounds like something the fact sphere would say
@Stuntcat-vv8cm Жыл бұрын
Lemon: when life gives you humans, give them back! GET MAD!!
@jaysuscrass91196 ай бұрын
'Something The Emperor of Mankind Once Said' by Spine_apples brought me here... great to see more people know the that we gave life lemons-then made lemonade too!
@ohim67775 ай бұрын
@@jaysuscrass9119 me too 😂
@thejoe11135 ай бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOR
@SonicManEXE10 жыл бұрын
At the very end it sounds like he's about to burst out laughing. It could also be a falter in his voice, but I've been listening to this for three years and I've never noticed that.
@Ghostgal710 жыл бұрын
I thought it sounded like he was starting to cough. I can't remember what it was in the game though.
@michaelvansise488710 жыл бұрын
*spoiler alert* It is a cough, from his exposure to the dust from grinding up moonrocks to make the Conversion Gel. He is dying, he dies before they can put his consciousness in the computer, and Caroline ends up being put in instead (becoming Glados).
@BorcishHorde10 жыл бұрын
Michael Van Sise holy spoilers batman! lol.
@Rawrqual10 жыл бұрын
Ben Leza the game is really old..
@magicmetalpipeofpain792510 жыл бұрын
Rawrqual ummm no it is not. its like 3 years old. that's not old for a game, the first half life game was made like 16 years ago. now that's a old game
@sheXdevil3339 жыл бұрын
"Who's brilliant idea was it to engineer combustible lemons??" "The Author of the Journals... My brother."
@kenziehoullahan14469 жыл бұрын
sheXdevil333 YESSS! YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF COMMENTING THE FIRST "THE AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS, MY BROTHER" COMMENT I SAW!!!
@cralo25696 жыл бұрын
Can i ask you a billion questions about the journals?
@AJLord2 жыл бұрын
The best part of this comment is that Cave Johnson actually kinda sounds like Stanford Pines.
@rosykindbunny13132 жыл бұрын
@@AJLord They are both voiced by J. K. Simmons.
@AJLord2 жыл бұрын
@@rosykindbunny1313 wait i had no idea thank you for bringing this wonderful bit of knowledge to my attention
@gswinney15337 жыл бұрын
philosophically, it makes an interesting point....
@delirainnominata79477 жыл бұрын
What would that point be, oh bringer of empty sentences? Philosophically, all you have said is: _there is a thing, which is stuff_.
@luispereira52527 жыл бұрын
Delirus Innominata When life presents you with a unfavourable situation, don't go with the flow. Fight back!
@TheeGreenguy6 жыл бұрын
Delira Innominata Huh, just like your sentence there.
@RF-Ataraxia4 жыл бұрын
@@TheeGreenguy ironic, wasn't it?
@TheeGreenguy4 жыл бұрын
Ataraxia Very
@Ancaneon9 жыл бұрын
Ha so the engineers would make a lemon-nade? See what I did there?
@Ancaneon8 жыл бұрын
El Weidlerino Haha I feel honoured.^^
@owismeal928 жыл бұрын
+Ancaneon THAT'S TOO FUCKING GOOD XD
@MaheshChiramure7 жыл бұрын
for those of you who didn't get it, it's a play on the word Grenade (gre-nade).
@Aenwyrm7 жыл бұрын
Murtaza Arzai never explain a joke.
@ultraviolet74346 жыл бұрын
take your thumbs up and gtfo
@TheFoxSempai10 жыл бұрын
After discovering J.K. Simmons voices Cave Johnson all I can think about is J. Jonah Jameson yelling at Spider-Man.
@Ryu1ify8 жыл бұрын
*yelling at Spider-Man* I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons!
@kwertyskewrty40463 жыл бұрын
Stanford has never been the same after becoming Cave Johnson and J. Jameson
@dylanroemmele9062 жыл бұрын
Not my tempo...
@shamanazakura10 жыл бұрын
This is the best motivational speech ever made. Period.
@tomimontana41414 жыл бұрын
"Demand to see life's manager" **Karen Intensifies**
@MouseGoat3 жыл бұрын
Karen a known for there taking out anger on people that down deserve it, but that fire is good to have and can be used for good. the right (wo)man in the wrong place and make all the difference in the world
@stephaniejordan90662 жыл бұрын
You noticed
@MicrowavedMedia2 жыл бұрын
The one of two karens we trust
@ThatGuyUpThere5 ай бұрын
The thing is, and I just learned this, that a lemon is but a crossbreed of a bitter orange and a citron which means LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, WE CREATED THEM, AND GAVE THEM TO OURSELVES!!! *starts thrusting the air*
@SirGentleshark13 жыл бұрын
Cave Johson is the perfect Engineer. He looks at what life has given him and says "Is this it? IS THIS IT?" and instantly decides to MAKE IT BETTER! Bigger! More Developed! Cave Johnson is what every self-made man should seek out to become - Constantly improving!
@logannewman4532 Жыл бұрын
Just quoted this in a comment on Facebook and got banned for 30 days making threats.
@KwikBR11 ай бұрын
LMAO
@TravisaInc11 ай бұрын
@@KwikBR lol
@matiandre169 жыл бұрын
I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR DAMN LEMONS! I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
@matiandre168 жыл бұрын
+The Sling of David channel (by Rich) Apparently Cave Johnson disagrees. What is he supposed to do with them? Burn someone's house down?
@matiandre168 жыл бұрын
+The Sling of David channel (by Rich) Jonah J Jameson and Cave Johnson share the same voice. The glourious ham that is J.K. Simmons would not be satisfied with mere lemons. He needs pictures of Spider-Man too. Why one when you can have both?
@matiandre168 жыл бұрын
+The Sling of David channel (by Rich) You never know what Aperture Science has their hands on.
@demete12304 жыл бұрын
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@simonlong3368 Жыл бұрын
I love that you can hear JK Simmons nearly start laughing. It happens at "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" and "THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" Luckily he was able to hide it by coughing since Cave is dying at the time.
@DenterNu5 ай бұрын
I think it was more like his voice cracked out of desperation since he's gonna die
@simonlong33685 ай бұрын
True, but I like to think he was still about to laugh due to the ridiculous line he was yelling out.
@lankthedank69313 ай бұрын
It’s a cough. Cave Johnson Is sick and dying.
@anomolouscow37614 жыл бұрын
There's so much you can pull from this speech. On the surface its silly and maybe even a bit motivational. Once you start to remember the circumstances Cave is under though, it gets kind of morbid and sad. Notice how his voice breaks mid-rant. Like he's on the verge of tears.
@PastaCouch13 жыл бұрын
I work in a lemonade stand. Then I remembered the Cave Johnson Lemon Rant. For some reason, I got mad then I threw a lemon at a bystander. Then she was like, "I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these?!" It really made my day.
@bogartwilley2 жыл бұрын
And a decade later that's still hilarious and made my day!!!
@rosykindbunny13132 жыл бұрын
I used to run a lemonade stand in the summer before covid. If I ever do it again, I wanna try this.
@AJLord2 жыл бұрын
Now THAT was a true gamer.
@PastaCouch2 жыл бұрын
Why are people replying to this? It's a 10 year old comment
@rosykindbunny13132 жыл бұрын
@@PastaCouch Because I didn't see it earlier and this is amazing
@dontsuckjp10 жыл бұрын
playing this at 0.5 speed is amazing
@Epicdps10 жыл бұрын
Play it at 1.5 and it sounds like JJJ from the Spiderman movies, lol
@AngelofKaos10 жыл бұрын
He sounds drunk
@tora0neko10 жыл бұрын
Epicdps Cave's voice actor also played JJJ
@Coolalan1010 жыл бұрын
***** For JJJ go to 1.5x or 2x speed
@CrafTonyiHun2010 жыл бұрын
How can you change speed???
@Pac0Master10 жыл бұрын
also listen when he say 0:17 "do you know who I am?" The tone of his voice feel like if he has been demolished with quite a lot of emotion that he is tired of everything that is happening to him.
@stephaniejordan90662 жыл бұрын
Yes he is.
@TheAwesomeHyperon8 жыл бұрын
I JUST KNOW BILL CIPHER AND SPIDER MAN ARE WORKING TOGETHER I MUST USE MY LEMONS!
@GeraldWalls Жыл бұрын
This game had genius-level quotes and voice acting.
@SagaciousFrank Жыл бұрын
I laughed so much, a combination of fantastic writing, casting choices, and voice acting.
@L4sz1012 жыл бұрын
I think, that was the most tragic moment of the story. He was a successful businessman who thought he can do and get anything he wanted, and never worried about the consequences. And in the end, when he faced that his wealth and power is worthless against the power of death, he was ranting and shouting in his helplessness, as he would have done it if it had been a business matter. He didn't realize that he was the manager of his own life, and couldn't accept that he was just a mere mortal.
@trainboy78 жыл бұрын
I could perfectly picture Mayor Lionheart saying this..
@45Vinylscratch8 жыл бұрын
Or Stanford Pines
@GanzoHasashi19118 жыл бұрын
Dang it, you took my comment two months in advance. 👍🏼 Well played
@porusan71958 жыл бұрын
+PotatoFairy93 oh hi
@methamphetasaur8 жыл бұрын
or Schillinger. Livestock. Yeah, that's exactly what you are, my livestock. Because now, Chell, Your ass belongs to me.
@dr2d26 жыл бұрын
Make it happen disney
@thewalrusaurus12 жыл бұрын
this part was actually quite sad. He's realized that he's going to die and that theres nothing he can do to stop it. Lashing out at fate or injustice or w/e is a deeply human response.
@FreelancerFreak Жыл бұрын
Anger is the second step 🤷♂️
@SagaciousFrank Жыл бұрын
Yeah but he basically used poor people and later even his own staff of test subjects, and we know their fates. "While the quality of test subjects has increased, employee retention however, has not". 😂
@MazAMaTaz13 жыл бұрын
Honestly, when I heard this in game, I laughed but at the same time... I really felt terrible for Cave. I was misty eyed. Here's this guy who seems to be so passionate about science, never gives up on it when things go wrong (whether it be legal trouble or bankruptcy or when that Black Mesa steals his super cool inventions), and now here he is: a shell of the man that he once was. Slowly deteriorating and dying, but damn it if he's not going without a fight. Goddamn is this guy awesome.
@SagaciousFrank Жыл бұрын
"It's often said that science is built upon the shoulders of giants. Well, not here. At Aperture Industries we do all of our own science from scratch - no hand-holding!" Something tells me it was his hubris that caused his ultimate demise.
@LenFreak9 жыл бұрын
The lemons weren't quite his tempo.
@Bru271212 жыл бұрын
I think his yelling was, in a sense, a demostration of vitality, of a spirit still willing to fight in despite of mistakes and inconvenients
@TheBerzerkGazelle12 жыл бұрын
I was walking to town on a beach one morning after camping. I decided to start shouting this monologue at the top of my lungs. About midstream I hear a girl from far away on the beach shouting the GLaDOS background in the quote. So awesome haha.
@rosykindbunny13132 жыл бұрын
Dang I'd try this if I wasn't so anxious and worried I'd bother someone
@Aquamarine56013 жыл бұрын
This is now my favorite quote of all time. Cave Johnson is such a great scientist.
@GLaDOSaperturescience815610 ай бұрын
Well, *was.* He died from lunar dust poisoning.
@chaoscontagion3208 Жыл бұрын
I actually listened to this today as inspirational material because I feel awful. I'm going to make life rue the day it gave me lemons. For science.
@higueraft5715 ай бұрын
Fucked up fact: Life didnt give us Lemons. WE made Lemons.
@chaoscontagion32085 ай бұрын
@@higueraft571 💩🤡🥱
@ReggieKSanshire5 жыл бұрын
When life gives you lemons, but you wanted pictures of Spider Man
@ipissyouoff19 жыл бұрын
When life gets me down, I listen to this.
@XFanmarX6 жыл бұрын
0.75x speed aaaaaand we got drunk Johnson.
@bobgood29365 жыл бұрын
.
@bobgood29365 жыл бұрын
0.25 he drinked maybe 100000 vodka (they faked his death vodka killed him)
@Isaiahmag10 жыл бұрын
MAKES ALL THE SENSE!
@_VOXEL6 ай бұрын
I love how J.K. Simmons sounds like he almost breaks character at the end
@placeholerwav8 ай бұрын
i can still hear glados saying "yeah, yeah!"
@aruce99 жыл бұрын
cave johnson ,the author of the journals i want photos, photos of bill cipher
@kenziehoullahan14469 жыл бұрын
aruce9 FINALLY I FOUND A STANFORD-RELATED COMMENT!!!!!!
@moltendiamondgaming24808 жыл бұрын
+aruce9 wait, so Stanford the author this entire time... WAS CAVE JOHNSON! Biggest plot twist ever
@EMan75312 жыл бұрын
I nearly died of laughter the first time I heard this in Portal 2. XD
@JudgeBane5 жыл бұрын
I like how you can hear him trying not to laugh during this.
@iincitesimplicity95556 жыл бұрын
i love how in the end he still made lemon grenades or *lemonade*
@wajikay12 жыл бұрын
Luckily he had Caroline by his side, he loved her. He probably didn't want the same to happen to her. So he preserved her spirit, made her immortal as Glados. But he didn't realize in turn she'd be suffering the whole time. She just wanted to be let go, be free and die peacefully. Instead she's stuck doing endless tests, like a robot. A slave. Bound and gag. Always a servant to man. Until a liberated woman (Chell) would challenge her. It blows my mind how deep & poetic this simple fun game is.
@alexsummers32908 жыл бұрын
Doesn't it sound like Cave Johnson's voice actor is giggling a little bit when he says "burn your house down"?
@updownbanana8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Summers Yea, I noticed that too. :P
@ultrixsoma27368 жыл бұрын
+Alex Summers He is sick, because he contracted a sickness for using moon dust in the development of the portal gun.
@lordmaniac97757 жыл бұрын
He is actually coughing.
@leambeam15224 жыл бұрын
I used this quote in an audition once, thank you Cave..
@mathpunkmindset74282 жыл бұрын
I still come back to this every time I need motivation
@awesomesavagepossumcabbage58445 жыл бұрын
You can hear him start to crack up at the end when he says “that burns your house down” :> 0:30
@rosendotinoco70143 жыл бұрын
Stanley: “When life gives you lemons,call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price” Stanford:
@kradanbandicootovich64442 жыл бұрын
One of the best monologues I've ever heard
@gomango99 Жыл бұрын
This game is so good I just realized this is why the redemption turret says "get mad"
@ChrellMax7 жыл бұрын
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *WITH THE LEMONS!*
@InfernotheFox7 жыл бұрын
I DON'T WANT YO' DAMN LEMONS!!!
@PengwinGaming2057 ай бұрын
YES! HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!
@b.lloydreese20303 жыл бұрын
The man that 2020 needs
@aegis1157 жыл бұрын
lemonpocalypse
@er1chawk7 жыл бұрын
Play it at 0.5 speed...he sounds like a poor, angry drunk... LOL
@TheWittleBabby8 жыл бұрын
im going to learn this and recite to my friends, as I did last year and I have a new set of friends to show it to.
@Heidegaff6 жыл бұрын
One of the best inspirational speech ever made.
@barbwireboy213 жыл бұрын
It must've been difficult for him to record for this for the game without bursting out laughing...
@strangefishman7635 Жыл бұрын
0:28 i think you can hear him trying not to laugh here
@NigelRoberts-nz7iw9 жыл бұрын
*looks at lemon* *it looks combustible* has cave johnson touched my lemons?
@alexanderbasso88289 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@sfmcinematics12 жыл бұрын
I tried it and cried. It was so beautiful...
@Rorako12 жыл бұрын
Greatest...motivational speech...ever. Of all time.
@billcipher35535 жыл бұрын
I’m a engineer right?
@mistertorguehighfiveflexin54775 жыл бұрын
An engineer of sorts yes
@willbirdseye29117 жыл бұрын
Pretty SOUR guy, huh?
@ScientistCat7 жыл бұрын
Don't be such a fruit, it's not a pretty sight(rus).
@willbirdseye29117 жыл бұрын
But his insults are FRUITLESS
@BaronVonQuiply3 жыл бұрын
Just for the record, lemons contain Limonene, which is a flammable oil. Tear a citrus peel over an open flame and watch the oil drops flare up. I'll be taking my bonus now, Mr Johnson.
@PlyrNoob28908 ай бұрын
this is the most used voice lines in the zeta players in gmod
@arty60609 жыл бұрын
Its wasn't quite his tempo that day.
@bropil75453 жыл бұрын
Cave johnson, first karen
@Chad_Darwin3 жыл бұрын
Deer god your right
@ZgermanGuy. Жыл бұрын
I must have heard this dialog like a hundred times and only now I realize he is cracking up at the end
@DWSimmy11 жыл бұрын
One of the few great motivational speeches.
@waran95603 жыл бұрын
Omni man:
@joelinen31488 жыл бұрын
He sounds just like Stanford from Gravity Falls!
@ItsOver900O8 жыл бұрын
Same voice actor!
@velvetsky34513 жыл бұрын
eheheheh yeah
@theelitecipherfan300dude210 ай бұрын
😂
@raptorjesus1112 жыл бұрын
every time I watch this it just makes me incredibly sad. Definitely the best and most meaningful monologue i've ever heard in a game.
@LvnarNeko9 жыл бұрын
This is great to blow off some steam, especially since Cave's got the awesome "Be mad cause I said so!" voice.
@soniccrafterking27188 жыл бұрын
I Don't Want Any Of Your Damn Lemons! I Want The 3 Journals!
@Birthnote10 жыл бұрын
I'd LOVE to see Tenzin say this to Korra
@rafabulsing11 жыл бұрын
This is the single most awesome combination of words possible in the entire English language.
@alaincesaresergendoumbe5595 ай бұрын
So how's yo lemonade buddy? Omniman:
@tendencyforescapism.73919 жыл бұрын
I'm here cuz of gravity falls *-* shoo shoo, get on the hype train :D
@ghost.patrols8 жыл бұрын
Here lies the Gravity Falls hype train August 2nd, 2013 - February 15th, 2015 Rest in Peace
@lamehick75113 жыл бұрын
Cave Johnson, the OG Karen
@-throat-2 жыл бұрын
@Victor Luigi - more like 2007's Karen, that's when Portal 2 was released
@rosykindbunny13132 жыл бұрын
@@-throat- That's Portal 1
@Emm1lyn4 жыл бұрын
*"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!"*
@supergameplayer86174 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the advice, Cave. It really helped me get over being rejected by my crush.
@bluefirethepocketbunny38758 жыл бұрын
Johnson: All right I've been thinking when life gives you lemons..... Me: MAKE LEMONADE :D Johnson: DONT MAKE LEMONADE!! MAKE LIFE TAKE BACK THE LEMONS!!!! Me: OK... :< Johnson: GET MAD!!!! Me: ummmm what's happening.... Johnson: I DONT WANT YOUR DAME LEMONS Me: OK you clam down plz .-. Johnson: WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE!!! Me: make.....lemonade.... ._.' Johnson: THE MANS TO SEE THE LIFE MANAGER!! Me: what's going on here!! Johnson: MAKE LIFE REW THE IT THOUGH IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!! Me: OK clam down... Johnson: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! Me: Cave Johnson *-*' Johnson: IM THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE DOWN......with the lemons...... Me: plz don't I really like me house... Johnson: IM GOING TO GET MY ENDANGERS TO create A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON!!!! Me: plz....stop yelling ;-;....
@NikkiTomorrow_8 жыл бұрын
This describes my reaction almost perfectly
@zangetsu1348 жыл бұрын
+GLaDOS Idk, you got pretty emotional about that Although it may have been because you were a potato at the time
@NikkiTomorrow_8 жыл бұрын
zangetsu134 Probably
@ThiccMidgett7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. A work of art.
@McGilm3426 жыл бұрын
No offense but i think you need to go back to first grade
@Wrathalos8 жыл бұрын
I watch this every day.
@Kestrelis4 жыл бұрын
Eight years later and I consider this the second greatest monologue in all of video games (The first being Andrew Ryan's final monologue in Bioshock.)
@MaxoRoblox11 ай бұрын
It seems like you're referencing a famous monologue from the video game "Portal 2" by Cave Johnson, a character known for his eccentricity and humorous quotes. While it's entertaining to channel Cave Johnson's fiery spirit, in real life, dealing with challenging situations can be more nuanced. When faced with difficult circumstances (symbolized by the lemons), it's essential to adopt a more constructive and proactive approach: 1. Assess the situation: Take a step back and evaluate the challenges or problems you're facing. Understand the root causes and potential solutions. 2. Adapt and overcome: Instead of being overwhelmed by the lemons life has given you, focus on adapting to the situation and finding ways to overcome obstacles. 3. Seek support: Don't be afraid to ask for help or seek advice from others. Talking to friends, family, or professionals can offer valuable insights and emotional support. 4. Learn and grow: Adversity often presents opportunities for personal growth and learning. Embrace the challenges as learning experiences that can lead to personal development. 5. Maintain a positive attitude: While it's okay to feel angry or frustrated, try to maintain a positive attitude and outlook. A positive mindset can help you navigate difficult times more effectively. 6. Use creativity and innovation: Just like Cave Johnson's imaginary combustible lemon, think outside the box and use your creativity and innovation to find unique solutions to problems. Remember, life can be unpredictable, and challenges are a natural part of the journey. By facing them with determination and a positive mindset, you can grow stronger and better equipped to handle whatever comes your way.
@1d10tcannotmakeusername15 күн бұрын
chatGPT alert 🚨
@changvasejarik622 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, One of the greatest men in all fiction.
@Setsaled12 жыл бұрын
Best motivational speech ever.
@samhauser469110 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
@vsauce49262 жыл бұрын
If the voice Crack when he says "do you know who I am" than its the best part of this piece of dialog.