The part about being happily single was hilarious and so true! I rarely miss being in a relationship 🎉

EMILY'S GARDEN SHOW IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

Ok, talking about being single, when she said "I think I'm THE ONE..." I was cackling... the audience dropped the ball on that one 🤣🤣🤣

Sooooo relatable, all the way through. I absolutely love this woman I've never seen before. My brain is also a shitty DJ.

She's deadpan adorable! Her riff on being single is funny and so true: the paired off are often goofily insufferable and totally unaware of it...

Incredible. Emily you are 100

She’s incredibly funny! 🏆🏆🏆

That was relatable and funny. Great job!

The most relatable thing she said was talking about being at home watching frasier. 😂😂😂 Facts.

“I’m watching Frazier”😂

Very funny set - laughed out loud several times

The bit about Spazzy weirdo vs nerds is hilariously accurate as a person with OCD who took all AP classes in high school.

This was time sooo well spent! She's my kinda people. ❤

The imaginary arguments live in my head 😂😭💀 i thought i was the only who did that

The oregano necklace made me laugh to tears. What a fun kid.

Spot on with the being single bit. My friends are always after me! Lol

Super funny and relatable. At least for me, but the I’m basically her. 💕🐝🇺🇸

I love Emily! So so funny 😁

Yessssssss!!! Thank you Emily. That was on point, and I thoroughly enjoyed it as well as LOLed more than once. I actually guessed the Frasier punchline before you got to it, but it still made me laugh. Well done, sister!!! 🏆

Holy CRAP. It's like all my thoughts and memories from high school on bounced into her brain so she could share them with an audience!

The last joke was my fave lol😂😂😂😂

One of the best comedians I've ever seen online, periodt. I've only been able to seem many amazing comics on KZfaq and similar formats. This person got me laughing so hard, I nearly fell out of my chair. Awesome jokes and great delivery. 👍 HOPE YOU GET SUPER FAMOUS AND RICH!

I thought I was the only one who wrote rap lyrics! Lol

Wow , best female comic ive heard in a long time , so fresh to hear calm paced delivery , outstanding !!!!!

creator of Emily's Garden Show!!! THE BEST

Really enjoyed her set

She’s so funny!

Gosh, I love her. So funny, so relatable, so out of my league. 🤣

She was so funny right from the beginning. Love it

Awesome show! Great job!

I LOVE her sweater!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

So hilarious and relatable!😂😂😂😂❤

Yoooooo i love your podcast Baby Geniuses!!!!!

Emily Heller is hilarious!

One of these days, Lou Bega will release Mambo Number 6, and unlock the gates of Hell itself

I know your mom and that’s an incredible exact impression of her

Omfg that ending was savage

I'd much rather be alone and wishing I was with someone than with someone and wishing I was alone.

That Mambo Number 5 joke is right on the money 😂

That was my mom when she taught our dog lola to sit. Turned out she wasnt crazy, but it took five minutes of that and then her calling me back into the room 45 minutes later and holding treats hostage... But lola sat indeed.

girl you are sooo funny lmao

Emily, you are a beautiful treasure and are worth waiting for. I hope you will find what makes you happy regardless what happens.

And the imaginary arguments. And miserable relationships. Compromise, highs and lows. Omigod. I'm going to find everything I can on this comedian.

People in bad relationships trying to convince single people to get in relationships sound a lot like people who complain about their kids all the time trying to convince child free people that kids are great. They're like, "Hey, sorry I'm late, it's hard to get out of the house with the kids. I'm so tired, I don't think I've slept for more than 4 consecutive hours since Oldest was born. Sorry we can't do that trip next week, the kids have school events. We haven't had much spending money since Youngest was born, anyway, so we couldn't go either way." And then when they find out someone doesn't want kids, they're like, "How can you not want kids? Our kids are so great. You'll never know what love is. Your life will never be whole."

Great set! I've never heard of this comedian before, but she was very funny and relatable!

Great set!

Love her! She got shorted by that audience, though 🌹

She's so very very good!

That was funny. :)

She’s funny

I’m a contortionist and this is so helpful to send my new students to help them understand how and why stretching works! 💯🤸‍♂️👍🏼

Great set :)

Spazzy Weirdos Unite! Hey another bay area kid too 🎉

Very funny!!

Guys... she's married now. XD

So John Cage has a piece called 4.55 which is 4.55 minutes of silence avant-garde piece and also John Lennon did a cover of that same piece

Hilarious

Great set so funny!!!!

Did she just hit hip hop with a Karen ray?

19:18 is not something Samantha from Sex & the City would have said. That's something Charlotte would have whispered or something Carrie would have shrugged saying. Samantha would have retorted that they voted for him because he's hot. Samantha wasn't the conservative one, she was actually more liberal.

That last bit is going in the preloaded jaw clip for future truth spit

fraiser is great! also she’d get along well with taylor tomlinson i think❤🎉😂

pretty durn good

I am curious

i love this set!!! YOU ROCK, EMILY!

“Multiple counties” 😂

what a way to close a set!

She smart funny, thats funny.

😂😂😂

Love her.

So if you’re single for a while try marrying yourself

Started off slow but after the first few minutes, got better and better!

Original Spice Girl ❤

This crowd was giving nowhere near enough energy! She was fkn great

Ive already heard it. Its a really great bit, in my opinion her best work. But its tough cause comedians normally write for other things and dont just do stand up so maybe there's other credits to her name i dont knoe about

Great set ! Love her stuff

God, I miss Norm.

Her energy and style are perfectly suited for retirement communities!

Her maiden name is stoned.

I was nerd loner.

This was the most white woman set ive ever heard but im still here for it lol

she's hilarious

Turns out we listen to the same station. Sadly, not the hip hop one, but ADHD with DJ Brain. Been trying to change the channel for decades, but the radio is broken. 😅😢

Magic shows are unsettling. I don't like my mind and sensibilities messed with.

!So funny

It's nice to see a female comedian do jokes about someone other than sex. Not that she shyes away from it, and not that I don't enjoy raunchy comedy from women or anyone, but it's nice to see something different. I'm always thinking "hey women, you're people too, not just a collection of sex organs". An envelope can only be pushed so far before it's just normal. Good to see something different. And not crowd work. Which can be funny but I prefer to see something that took some thought.

What a pro

3 min & I’m out. bless her soul.

Mostly entertaining bad closer

Hellen Keller

Meg from family guy.

@bairmandoza I laughed because I thought you meant that our jaws need stretching as this set was pretty boring for me.

I Keep waiting for the funny part.

This girl is dryer than the Sahara

Meh..

Not for me, I guess.

Ummm is this comedy?

Timeless Frasier material. Bleh

Could only take 2 minutes of her. Terrible first joke

THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!