-1 hp -1 hp -1 hp ...

"Gimme those egg!" Chicken : THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

gimme those eggs -ouch, ouch, -gimme, gimme those eggs ouch

"I'm taking your eggs!" Chicken: So you've chosen death.

This man just tanked like 17 pecks in a minute from a chicken that drew blood and he just never relented! Talk about determination.

"fine you can have that one", ha! this is hilarious

I can't enough of broody hens. It's so funny to watch a pissed off hen all poofed up attack like that. My favorite part of the vid was when she took and egg back.

1:05 lmao she pulled that egg back 😍

They should use this chicken in miltary

Chickens are the best funniest creatures to me 😭😂

Human: give me your eggs Chicken: angry T Rex noises

I didn’t know what a broody chicken was so when a video of such title popped up I saw it. Now I'm constantly getting broody chicken vidoes recommended. Not that Im complaing, these are actually quite funny.

Here's a tip, wear gloves

Lol! That feisty girl has been kidnapping eggs from all over the nesting box to sit on 😂

lolomg sorry to laugh at your pain but this was hilarious

"I'm taking your eggs" Chicken: YOU TREACHEROUS LITTLE FILCHER! HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME!

awwww when she pulled that one egg back 💖💖

What a good mom!!!! She loves her eggs so much!!!😍💕💖

If this is your first broody chicken video:welcome to the ride. You will not get this out of your recommendations anytime soon.

Ive got a broody hen and shes the calmest sweetest pillow ever

"You can have that one." Hahaha!

lol, maybe you should just order some fertilized eggs and let her hatch them, her maternal instincts are through the roof. Felt sorry for you xD

pick the darn chicken up you'll live

2020 KZfaq: Wanna see a broody chicken? Me: Okey

There's a great invention that would be helpful. They're called GLOVES. ; p

She’s fluffy 💓

Broody : used peck "it's super effective"

She did tell you to don't touch my eggs

Usually I just pick them up and gently place them away from their nests, then again my chickens don't really draw blood when they peck lol

This man deserves an award for dealing with such an attack chicken.

You should train it to attack strangers

She protecc She attacc But most importantly, She take her egg bacc

Gloves do help. And this made me laugh so hard. I cried. No joke. 😂😂😂😂

Chicken: Deals 1 damage This guy’s hand: has like 29HP

she hates you, my hens no matter how broody they are, they just "pretend" to bite me whenever i pick the eggs...

That was honestly kinda hilarious

"Give me your eggs!" - "Then give me your blood!"

It's no joke. My brother got pecked between the eyes when he was 4 years old. He has a big ass scar 45 years later

I decided to wear gloves because of a hen like this, so she started aiming her bites at the tender underside above my wrist. I put my gauntlet style welding gloves in the coop and she started launching off the nest into my face! My final solution other than putting her in a casserole was to rake her off the nest with a fishing net and hold her down as I collect her eggs. We renamed her. 'Gator' still has the most frequent broody cycles of any chicken, ever.

I always got scared they would hurt me but then I was like "Well it's not like she's going to kill me" now I know I was right

Back in SC we had buff cochins and Rhode island reds. Cochins didn't hurt at all when they pecked you, but our RIR could take skin off or leave pinch bruises... Over time I got used to them all and was like eh every morning when I got the eggs 🤣🤣

You should've worn leather gloves. Now she's got a taste for HUMAN BLOOD!💀

lmao it looked like a cartoon where a magical talking hand does a pov of it trying to take some eggs from a broody hen.

When my chicken still laid eggs and sometimes got angry when trying to retrieve the eggs, I would put a small, light fluffy towel on her head to keep her calm/distracted while I took the eggs. I wouldn't hold it down forcefully or anything, just let it rest there until she realised what was happening and chucked it off hehe. The indignant look she would give me was hilarious lmao.

Guy: Gimme your eggs. Chicken: You could have said Please.

I'm sure she is docile just like other Buff Orpingtons if she's not brooding her eggs.

I think it's not broody, but she just want to protect her babies.

I’ve been watching this video over and over again, and I love it😊

I have a hunch that your Chicken must've been a direct descent of Velociraptor.

basically that is what HowToBasic is doing in his free time

This proves buff orpingtons are the broodiest hens along with cochins.

....Am I the only one going, "Get Gloves!!"

Ahem. Have u ever heard of the worlds greatest invention which saves lives ? " gloves"

Hey smart one just use gloves

"They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass !"

She's adorable lol, a dedicated mama

Man: (Tries to take eggs) Broody Hen: Away devil human, these are mine

haha so cute

“Fine you can have that one.” Lmao

He like "GET DA FUCK AWAY FROM MY EGGS"

Jajajaja es tan tierna y adorable como intenta defender sus huevitos

She's a beautiful chicken despite being angry. Also say please for the eggs. 😂

Didnt see anything wrong, just a mom protecting her sons

"so you have chosen death"

that's a perfect golden war machine you got there

tips: fold your hand over her head so she doesn’t see. You can also hold her neck. Also, just before birds peck they need a few milliseconds to focus their eyes. If you learn to recognise that movement you will always have enough time to withdraw your hand.

Yep, she is no joke. :0 I had a perfectly tame Buff Orphington named Sugar who was slight in build. She went broody one time and her hormones must have been at full blast because she took me by surprise one time and chomped me good. Tore the skin/cuticle above my fingernail down to the nail. Hurt like the blazes and I still have the scar. Sometimes chickens punch with their beaks---usually this is more of a "get away"/"I'm warning you" message---but this was a full, snapping motion blow as hard as she could muster. To give some who may have not been bitten this way before and why the video-maker is like "Ow!", chickens typically reserve this kind of blow for the killing of small rodents or during chicken-v-predator self defense. Chicken necks are like jackhammers: a lot of force (especially if they're throwing their body at you at the same time) all directed into a tiny, hard area (beak). I count myself lucky to have incredibly tame chickens but that outburst from Sugar reminded me that sturdy work gloves are nice when you've got a broody. :) Good video showcasing how broody hens mean business when protecting their clutch (hope you cuts heal!)! :) Edit: I almost want to say that the English line of chickens has lead to some fantastically defensive broody mothers. I've had numerous Sussexes who were very vocal when broody and would pick at me a little (not like Sugar though). Australorps have good chicken-v-chicken defense while protecting a brood but have repeatedly been more mellow towards me.

I totally lost it when he FINALLY GOT THE EGG 🥚 AND SHE JUST GO'S LIKE NOPE MINE! MY PREACHUSE!!! (Can't spell lol)

Chicken be like when the man gets her eggs, "Congratulations you passed the challenge!"

Man: gimme ur eggz! Hen: THEN U HAVE TO HAVE A SCAR

"fine you can have that one" i can't stop laughing lol

"fine you can have that one" xD awe man i love chickens

Hey!! You apologize that poor lady right now! 😭😭😭🤣

That Broody Chicken Tyrannosaurus Rex, gets pretty angry when you mess with her, when she's trying to lay her Eggs. 🐔🦖

She is a momma chikhen tho, And she is strong she is just trying to protect her eggs.

chicken: hey stop trying to take my eggs idot him: gimme those eggs and stop pecking me I'm not a bowl of water!!!!

Gimme yours eggs!!!!!!gimme those eggs

When she wrongly punched one egg

Me, when the gf doesnt order her own french fries and tries to take some of mine.

"A hit! A very palpable hit!"

The best broody hen ever!🐔

She was hiding like 8 under there! 😂

Broodiness period is always like this, she try to protect her eggs and future chicks. She is very protective

Lol he was about to say “golly!”

She's so cute. She was able to keep one eggie so I think she won.

Omg you are bleeding😂😂😂😂 great mom chicken very protective 🙏🙏🙏

You got clucked up. 🤣

ah yes, tactical attack chicken

I laughed so hard watching this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine someone stealing your child and expect you to stay polite

If only I could do this 😂 I just had to let one of my girls have her own chicks

I'm still laughing very hard. Lol

She protecc She attacc But most importantly She want her egg bacc

She P R O T E C C She A T T A C C But most importantly . . She P E C C

I trick mine with one hand while I do the business with the other

Typical behaviour of: No matter how much it hurts, I will reach my goal!

This is why I wear gloves when grabbing eggs lol, they make it way easier

Leaving her one was the smart move!

that hen was speechless

jesus, never seen chickens that agressive