"I'm not running, because I don't want my hoo-ha to fall out" OMG I'M DYING

You think you were close to last but who you couldn't see behind you were all the people who weren't brave enough to even sign up. You did that! Congratulations!!!!

I’m proud of you Mama!! You finished!!!!!! doesn’t matter if you’re first or last…. You had a goal, and you persevered!!!!! I was cheering you on all through the video!! You can do whatever you set your mind to!! You go girl!!!!!! ❤❤❤ blessings to you!!

Never Last, Always a Finisher!! You are awesome

What a wonderful accomplishment! This is a great and inspirational video. Love your personality. I am 77 and somehow have survived 2 heart attacks, several surgeries, a hip replacement and cancer. I finally lost the 170 lbs. that I had put on over decades of poor eating habits and having given birth to six beautiful,fantastic children. when I was a child, mom and dad took us camping on the beach quite often. I loved to run and remember running along the beach for what seemed like miles. It was so wonderful. Thanks for reminding me of those beautiful memories. Take care. Take care.

Yeah who are we to talk? I’m sitting here eating tacos while watching you finish a 5k!!! Good job

I'm not even brave enough to try. Congratulations! 🎉🎉🎉 You should be very proud of yourself! 👏👏👏

OMG….congratulations you did such a great job. It is difficult enough to do a 5 K alone but then you attempted the after party. Be proud of you.

Excellent job Meaty Mama! I am 63 and walk a couple of miles each morning, but 4 miles in one stretch is a lot !!! You should be very proud of that especially considering you are not a regular walker. You probably would have found me sitting on those Hooters steps halfway up begging for water!

I walked in my first 5k this year also. I never knew our little town had so many hills! You should be proud!

Im proud of you. You signed up, you showed up, you completed every mile, and you finished. It does not matter at all if you are last, or if the people behind you were last. That does not diminish anyone’s accomplishment. Great job!!!!

I’m so proud of you❤! You persevered and got a tan to boot!🎉❤😊

Congrats mama, we're all proud of you!

You did a 5k, and you finished, that deserves a celebration 🍾 🎉🎉🎉

WAY TO GO GIRL 🎉 CONGRATS 👏🏻 i’m so proud of you. That was really really great. Doesn’t matter if you last or not you completed it and just an hour and 5 minutes.👍🏻💯👏🏻🤩 that is just so awesome to stick with it. I’m so proud of you. 🎊 🤗

You finished and that is everything be proud stand tall you are working it 🎉🎉🎉❤❤😂

Im so proud of you! Im not normally an emotional person, but that actually made me tear up when you crossed the finish line. Huge accomplishment. Thank you for taking us along.

I'm so glad you went to the after party (even though it didn't pan out) because you need to do for you. You so deserve to enjoy yourself once in awhile ❤

🎉 Congratulations ! 🎉 That was awesome. I’m so proud of you. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🩷🇨🇦

Mama, I am so proud of you! Like everyone else said, who cares if you would have been last, you finished! Walking in the sand, I’m sure wasn’t easy. Before Covid, I was active in a bike (pedal) riding club. Rides would vary, from 10 miles up to 100. There used to be this guy in the club, age 89, who could bike circles around us. Thanks for being an inspiration! ❤️

Woot woot! That was awesome!! Way to go MM 👏

You’re my favorite! Thank you for being you and for being an inspiration in many ways!

You go girl! You did awesome! 20 minute miles in the sand sounds like a big accomplishment to me. I too need to make my health a priority. I’ve made a little progress but can’t seem to stay consistent. You have inspired me to consider trying a 5k someday. Hope you and your family had a nice 4th of July.

Awesome 👏 🏃‍♀️ 🏆

Your way ahead of me I’m still on the couch 🥰 You’re awesome! Thanks for sharing. What a beautiful view as well. 🙏🏼

All that Door Dashing must have been your fitness training because you killed it and it was your first time to walk a 5K!! and in the sand which is more difficult! Basically 4 miles in 60 minutes! That is fantastic! You should set a goal to beat that time 1 year from now! Way to go! You never quit!

So so soooooo proud of you! Did you hear me clapping for you when you finished??? YOU GO GIRL!!! You can do anything. Just think of it as a long hallway delivery - you will walk till your legs fall off and then put them on again. (Count all those steps to Hooters too!!!) Less that 1 hour 15 - YOU ARE AMAZING!!!

Proud of you! Walking in sand is HARD!

Congratulations. Yes, you should be proud of yourself. You did such a great job. 👏👏👏👏

What a beautiful beach ⛱️

Girl, you are inspiring me to get up off this couch!!!

👍 way to go!!!!

I’m gonna use that pep talk in my own life now 🤣🤣🤣. That was truly the pep talk we all need to be giving ourselves. You did excellent Mama, I’m so inspired 🙌🏾🙌🏾😆

Mama, you’re a shero💪🏆👏 Fantastic work!❤️

Wow! Congratulations!

I never comment and I watched the video on tv and jumped on my phone just to comment and say… I AM SOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Congratulations!!!!! You did great….I’m in Bradenton & maybe next year we can do it together & I’ll be last next time!!! 🎉

You are a Rock Star !! Congrats to you my friend on your first 5K !!! 👍

You freakin DID it!!! What an accomplishment!!! You did great. As always, I love your running commentary - keep walking indeed :) It doesn't matter whether you were first or last or a purple people eater - you did a 5k !!

Woohoo! Congratulations on your 5K! ❤

I ❤ that finish pic! Glad to see you doing something for YOU! Beautiful! 🎉

You should be so flipping proud of yourself!!!! YOU FINISHED!!!!!!!

Loving seeing more of your life, you did awesome, you got out and did it,that’s half the battle 😊

Mama! I'm so proud of you! That was amazing. 😋🤗🙏🏾🤣🤣🤣I had to laugh at the "butt-cheeks"!🤣🤣🤣

Wow Mama lm excited for you lm in the beginning of watching you 💪❤️

We were all there cheering for you at the finish line!

YAY!!!! Congratulations!! You should be so proud of yourself 👍🤩. I hope this inspires you to begin making your self care important 💪 Im so excited for you! You go girl

CONGRATULATIONS! It doesn't matter how you finished but that you completed a goal you set for yourself. You should be proud of yourself. We are!!!!

So proud of you!!! You are a rock star 🎉🎉🎉

I am so proud of you!

Yeaaaaaaaaa!!!!!I am so proud of you. You DID IT!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Congratulations 🎉

I am training for a 5k currently. I think I need your coaching as I go instead of music. “Pick up your legs and reattach them or crawl on your belly, but keep going” had me rollling. 😂

First time I was at Maderia Beach, just after the stone age, before they built the parking garage, the parking spots had parking meters! Who brings quarters to the beach?? Blew my mind! Twas a short day! Lol. Nice hike, never a bad day at the waters edge!

Yay!! Congratulations awesome!!!Great view for a 5k!!

Congratulations Meaty Mama! So proud of you. Such a great accomplishment. 💪🎉

Woohoo!! Congratulations! You did better than I would have done. :)

Be Proud! You did it! That was fun to watch. The ocean is beautiful.

I’m SO proud of you! It’s been over a decade since I did a 5k. I’m not prepared but you finished it! 🏃‍♀🏆 🙂👏

Awesome job on finishing - you so need to be very proud of yourself.

That’s fan freaking tastic! 🎉 You are an inspiration! The fact that you CHOSE to do this for YOU! ❤ Wow. That’s amazing! And you completed it. In SAND. And you were not last. 🙏 Use that momentum to do all the things and don’t beat yourself up did they are not perfect. Or done all right away. I’m using this to inspire me to drink less soda and more water. Taking baby steps. 😅 Oh! And way to keep that hoo hah in check. Gotta protect our hoo hahs 😂

That was great! You go girl!

That is awesome I used to do those all the time and I’d love to start doing them again

Maybe it's the end of a 5K run. Maybe it's the start of something wonderful. Rah rah ree, Kick 'em in the knee, Rah rah rass Kick 'em in the other knee!

Congratulations Mama! You are a trooper 😎and I am very proud of you!!

Congratulations! Great job🎉❤

So so proud of you Mama! You just did the hardest part, register and finish. Even if you were last in the race is an accomplishment that not all of the people can say they did. Congratulations and keep up doing things were you challenge yourself ❤

Wow! Just wow! That was awesome! Good for you!

Good for you! I have a hard time walking a mile everyday. You are amazing ❤

I'm so proud of you! If you want to do more 5Ks, if you can, sign up for one every 3 months. That way it will motivate you to exercise in between 5ks. I've been passed by a man pushing twins in a double stroller. It was obvious this wasn't his first 5k. I also got passed by a zebra at the zoo run and had a giraffee running next to me for awhile. Fun times. 😀

Congratulations! Who cares what place you finished! It’s the fact that you did it and met an important goal you had set for yourself! 😊

You did it MM…this was the first (along with not drinking soda…can’t forget that one) of many healthy accomplishments you can be proud of, awesome job doing something for YOU!! 🎉💪🏼😎

High five mama! You did it! You're awesome!

So proud of you for just doing it for yourself not easy . Hubby & I started taking a daily walk now that we retired we don't get past a half hour so far but we are getting better & we laugh we could of done this for years & never did. Its about getting your stress down too instead of other bad habits we have all done. I was cheering you at the finish line you did it!!!!

That's fantastic! 🎉❤ You did better than everyone who was at home sitting on the couch!

You absolutely should be proud of yourself. Bravo!! 🎖

Proud of you!!!! You DID it!!! Congratulations!!🎉

Congratulations! Fantastic job! You should be so proud of yourself! ❤🤍💙

Congrats, you did awesome! Thank you for showing us some sights of your beautiful beach town, so pretty! ❤ ~Ashley from Chesapeake VA

CONGRATS!!!! I'm happy for your accomplishment.

Congratulations, MM!! 🎉🎉🎉👏👏👏 You did great 🥳🥳🥳

Congratulations

I love the mobster-like voice telling you to keep going 😂😂😂 but for real, that looked like tons of fun!!

So happy for you MM…definitely a self high-five moment 😊

You did IT!!! I’m so very proud of you!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

PERIOD MISS MEATY YOU DID THAT

Congrats on completing your first 5K! I loved this video...thank you for taking us for a lovely evening walk at the beach!

You did it🎉. And all by yourself! Its harder to do than if you have someone to walk with. That's an amazing feat that you accomplished! You should be very proud of yourself. You didn't give up even though parts of your body was saying 'enough'. Hold your head up high!

That was great MM!! Way to gooooo!! ❤🙏

Excellent Goggins impression!!! You did great, congratulations 🎉❤

That’s a great accomplishment! Congratulations on starting and finishing it!

Even if your last your ahead of people who didn’t try!

Congratulations MM! You did it and that’s all that matters.

Great job I’m so proud of you. Thank you for the view of the Ocean

Way to go, Mama! You are an inspiration!

Thank you for taking us all on your adventure it's nice to look at the ocean in the sky and people around especially when you have an illness and you can't get out of bed it's nice to see this

🎉CONGRATULATIONS!🎉 I hope that you are so proud of yourself. You get extra kudos for sand walking too.🎉

Congrats 🎉🎉 keep up the good work 💪

When you walk a 5k you always feel like you’re way behind but finishing is an accomplishment! And I thought I hit a button and started playing something else when you started the David Goggins impression. Lol

I love your enthusiasm and your sense of humor! ❤️❤️ I was laughing when you said, "I haven't been recording because I've been concentrating on staying alive." You did a great job! Keep at it. It'll get easier and over the many months you'll improve.