I just realized this is a remake from an old video

When I heard your original version of the story, I had yet to have my first kiss. But when I finally DID, no joke, my FIRST thought after the kiss was: "Dang, Swoozie was right. That was just like a Krispy Kreme donut!"

“I know people, that know people.” Is probably the most quotable thing that I’ve ever heard

i have been watching this for years.. i’m happy to say i finally got my first kiss. the way it went down, i wish swoozie could hear about it. he’d be proud. been watching for 10 years, almost an adult now. much love man

I thought the dad said “Why did you kiss my daughter” it’s “Why didn’t you”

Real fans know this an old story he added on to another a while back, but he just gave a lot more details. WE KNOW THE TRUTH

Why girls go to the bathroom alone: Hermione got attacked by a troll Ginny got abducted Mertle died and Katie got cursed

Swoozie: *kiss a girl* Also Swoozie: "so anyway, I started animating"

DUDE! I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS YOUR FIRST KISS! so cool getting to animate this for you :)

Dad: why didn't you kiss my daughter last night? Me: WhY DidnT YOu KisS My dAUgHteR LaST NiGht?

this video is WAY to nostalgic

I remembering watching this video as a kid, and just recently got too enjoy my first kiss… he was soooo right about the Krispy Kreme feeling

Dad: Why *didn't* you kiss my daughter last night? Swoozie: _This is beyond science._

Lol i can't believe her dad.. i'm glad you remade this vid Swoozie! Loved it!

"and mom ain't trina help me..." - that's when I realized I need to subscribe.

I can clearly see Alex’s old art this was so great of a story and animation

4:15 I have no clue how he made that sound but it made my day

What dad does this -any weird parent -psycho -shy dad

Just binge watching your videos and damn you are a great story teller

Alex Clark animated some of this? I had no idea till now let’s go AC!

Who else remembers the original back in the day? I guess you can say this is a "remastered" version

He stabbed himself From the back He fell on the knife 47 times He’s a clumsy dude

"wheres that boi bring me my shotgon"😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s hard to believe this came out 3 years ago, it feels like decades

Only swoozie would compare kissing a girl to eating a donut.

Nobody: KZfaq Algorithm after 3 years: Yep now’s the time

The reason those girls went to the bathroom together was to vent to each other. Most of the time it's to have company, which sounds weird but normally we just talk in front of the sinks then leave unless someone actually has to use the restroom

This was the first video I watched from your channel and never watched anything else from your channel ever again probably for 4-5 in a half years then finally randomly found your channel again and subscribed to your channel. (also I don't know why I stop watch after only one video I watched, and still don't know why)

why aren't my parents like that

Dad: Why didn't you kiss my daughter last night? Me: bRUH

These animations are so great, I love your vids

5 years, and i still highly enjoy this video 🤌🏻

“The dad is going to kill me if I don’t make out with his daughter”

my first kiss went a little like this.

This was the firist video ever I watched from you! Subbed with notifications on! Ur awesome and Alex Clark too! (doe I watched Alex a long time ago-)

This is literally the funniest thing I have watched.

Dude you straight up adorable with this pencil animation

Swoozie was thristy asf.

0:50 when mom understands that you don’t do your homework.

This is the first swoozie video I ever watched

"Dads gonna kill me if I don't make out with his daughter" Me: my dad won't even let me get close to my friends brother

Why girls go to the bathroom in groups: Hermione goes to the bathroom by herself and gets attacked by a troll. Myrtle goes to the bathroom and gets killed. Ginny got taken over by Riddle. And Katie Bell got cursed.

This video is so much detailed like bruh it's so dynamic, to be honest!

Good for you dude the end of this gives me chills cause this because its that good

Dad: “YOU BETTER KISS HER” Swoozie: ok

I never had my first kiss

My (at the time) girlfriend was who I had my first kiss with and I was like "damn, swoozy damn right about the fresh out the factory glazed donuts"

I would be in the dad’s shoes, he would never hear the end of it from his daughter. Plus, you seemed like a good kid

Girls go to the bathroom together because, Hermionie, went by herself, got attacked by a troll. Ginny, went by herself, got abducted. Myrtile, went by herself, was murdered. Katie, got cursed, when she went by herself. Don't. Don't ever go to the bathroom alone.

My first actual kiss was when i was fighting this dude who tried to body slam me and his Mouth went in mine

I... I am suprises that this is his first kiss I am happy for you dude and stay safe my guy :)

bro you tell the coolest stories

Dad: why didn’t u kiss my Daughter last night Swoozie: wait wait wait x1000000000

Who likes the new stick figures cause I do!

Girl talk. That's why swoozie. Always be planning

Congratulations you’ve leveled up!

Binge watching all swoozies videos

'Pssshh he's a clumsy dude i dunno" Lmao

Lately been 4 years, and I still remember this due to my memory and nostalgia I remember

I love all the kissing animations in videos! 🤣

Lmaoo they went to the bathroom so Nikki could talk about you for not kissing her 😭😂

Who is still watching this in 2019 buh 4:17 had me weak af 😂😂😂💀

I’ve being looking for this video for hours

When he said "He fell on a knife" and the Cop said "There are 47 stabs"....I would have said "He fell on 47 knifes dawg"

Girls have good reason to go in groups to the bathroom. -Ginny got possessed. -Hermione got attacked by a troll. -Katie got cursed. -Myrtle died.

4:17 OMG IM DYING PLZ HELP ME THOSE SOUDS KEPT ME AWAKE LAUGHING FOR LIKE 3 HOURS I SWEAR

I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on this channel.

OMG I must have seen this video when it first came out. I vaguely remember this from a long time ago and I didn't even know the channel. I must have just seen it randomly. Kinda crazy. And it's only been 3.5 years I guess but wow seems like it's been a long time.

*plot twist* he was really kissing a donut

Does anyone else remember him telling this story already?

This keeps getting in my recomened For the idk how many times but i still like it

This man did the impossible, he found 2 pretty best friends

I fucking wish every bathroom was an escape room. That sounds sick as shit.

"But there are 47 stabs on his back" "Yeah......What a clumsy dude....."

Bruh this video is so good. Watched this video 3 years ago

Back at it again with that krispy kreme

My first kiss was a stolen kiss, i was the thief, it was first grade, that was 12 years ago, 2 years ago i find out shes lesbian now

"Swoozie: Remastered" is now a thing... I approve.

PLEASE POST MORE I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS IM HAVING TO REWATCH OLD VIDS

This video is a CLASSIC

They go to the bathroom to talk about gossip lol

Is that the Lemon guy from Adventure Time?

For future viewers this man was a legend😪

LMAO my man. Watching this at 3 AM man. I'm so dead inside bruh

My first kiss was in preschool and I still feel like a gangster

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I'm still a virgin. ;-;

I like how the dad is basically holding him at mental gunpoint just to kiss his daughter

I’m over here celebrating for u rn bro 😂

0:50 Cop: there’s 47 stab wounds Swoozie: phhhh what can I say, he’s a clumsy guy

0:45 He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 tiMESSSSSS. HE HAD IT COMINGGGGG

DUDE I HAVE TO WATCH THIS

The Sound effects of Danny and dee kissing is hilarious lol

1:43 that noise

still haven't had my real first kiss and i'm almost 19 #proud

I’m happy for you good jod funniest part was when dad is going to get angry if you don’t kiss her

I watched this so many times just for that one time when she stops

You know it's going to be a good day if swoozie uploads a video :)

Oh come on Swooze, you mean to tell me THIS actually HAPPENED? pfffft! Too good to be true.

The part where the general manager walks by and it’s darth Vader legit killed me I haven’t stopped laughing 😂