Danny showing a picture of kurtis and calling him an "old hag" is making me laugh way harder than it's supposed to
@lobdooks2 жыл бұрын
Old crone
@sonicgirlfan2 жыл бұрын
I usually never laugh at videos but him doing that made me laugh for a good 5 seconds
@pramabanerjee27672 жыл бұрын
Sameeeee... 😂😂
@theodour86172 жыл бұрын
Which hag's name do you use? What do you think Danny is? Is he real or have they taken him on the chin? And how did you come up with the name Tom and how did you even come up with how you came up with that name. I swear I have a feeling you had the perfect idea for that name. As a boy, Kurtis had to learn how to get along with his brother's wife, who thought he was just a bit out of touch with the neighborhood and didn't appreciate the fact that the boys weren't as much of a family as his sisters. The children began to tease him. He told them he would teach them the trick to get over their fear and grow up. He told them to think outside of his box, to put their hand out of their mouths, and to put their arm over their chest. Kurtis started telling the children to try something new for the first time, try something different. Eventually, it became obvious that the kids were beginning to grow up.
@candaceadams68332 жыл бұрын
@@theodour8617 whats going on rn
@strawberryreddolls2 жыл бұрын
You did raise an army Danny. You should have known there would be a war.
@nicripolas8162 жыл бұрын
He just never expected it would be Civil
@zach-tx9ij2 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD COMMENT
@tinnagigja37232 жыл бұрын
Hey! He just said "no arms please"!
@Mchammer372 жыл бұрын
This comment gave me shivers lol
@tiffy_loves2 жыл бұрын
The people have a right to “bare” arms!!
@manboy47202 жыл бұрын
i met danny at a cafe once. i bought a bottle of sprite, and he started screaming at me for not having a la croix. all i remember is that he dropkicked me out of the storefront (which was very impressive, i didn't know he was so athletic). i was so happy to be dropkicked by a celebrity.
@batjackattack55562 жыл бұрын
he was strong from his irenew balance bracelet
@hankhill86882 жыл бұрын
@@batjackattack5556 good one mate 💀
@tealpineapples2 жыл бұрын
@@batjackattack5556 his powers finally kicked in!!!
@boomerangswingsbothways2 жыл бұрын
Did he have the balance earrings on when he drop kicked you ?
@manboy47202 жыл бұрын
@@boomerangswingsbothways he did, now that you mention it. when his two muscular feet went into my chest cavity, i was thinking 'wow, that was very balanced'. then i wasn't thinking about much a minute afterwards because i got a concussion and was unconscious
@GippyHappy Жыл бұрын
I think Danny’s relationship with his fanbase is my favorite of any KZfaqr. He actually looks at his subreddit, he enjoys the inside jokes, he encourages them to think of him as a sleep paralysis demon, he gets emotional over the shelf, he sees random pictures of himself people post and instead of thinking it’s weird he’s just like “yeah that is a good pic of me, I agree”, he encourages people to post pics of their dads, argues with them over what he thinks he said in past videos without fact checking it, he looks for the discourse and takes interest in it-
@aberonharmon3710 Жыл бұрын
@sewer~rat same
@Daneh97 Жыл бұрын
HEY! You're that person from the totheark videos!! You have great taste!
@GippyHappy Жыл бұрын
@@Daneh97 whenever I’m spotted like this I feel so vulnerable
@Daneh97 Жыл бұрын
@@GippyHappy lol. No! I mean nothing but praise!
@GippyHappy Жыл бұрын
@@Daneh97 Really? 🥹 👉👈
@aubryellaotero10642 жыл бұрын
That artist rendition of Kurtis being worried about Danny going missing is honestly so amazing. It’s a perfect drawing of him
@SeanFerree2 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@oceanpromotions63382 жыл бұрын
what’s the time stanp
@althealligator14672 жыл бұрын
@@oceanpromotions6338 5:08
@repentoryouwilllikewiseper87412 жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “In peace I will lie down and sleep, for you alone, Lord, make me dwell in safety.” Psalms 4:8 NIV H
@shiannafoxx2 жыл бұрын
@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 No
@finnpoe.2 жыл бұрын
Danny's haircut makes him look even younger hes just ageing backwards at this point
@justarandomasian2492 жыл бұрын
People say he went from 14 to 16 or something but I think he got younger with this haircut.
@azulaazula59012 жыл бұрын
It’s probably from all those almonds
@ruthisgone2 жыл бұрын
The old hair was sm better😭😭
@TheKing-td7wz2 жыл бұрын
Right?
@kennedylol73762 жыл бұрын
i literally thought this vid was old because he looks younger 😭
@igobymanynames3720 Жыл бұрын
I met Danny at a con, I was so excited!! I walked up to him and asked for an autograph, and then he started punching me in the face, drew joined and kicked my legs as Kurtis recorded for an epic con vlog. Danny picked me up by the collar of my shirt and said “if you ever talk to me again, you’ll never see your family alive again.” and threw me into the ground. It was so nice to meet him (also no hate to Danny at all, none of this was his fault)
@hoghuhaghu8506 Жыл бұрын
i met danny gonzalez while on my way to the airport, and he pulled out a colt M16A1 and murdered 27 people including me it was so cool to meet him but no hate to danny at all none of it was his fault
@coolsalmon2237 Жыл бұрын
@@hoghuhaghu8506 Righttt! I was one of those 27 people, but it was a great experience overall. He shouldnt get hate for all this! It totally was an accident, i am very glad for the experience.
@hoghuhaghu8506 Жыл бұрын
@@coolsalmon2237 yeah these ppl should be grateful they even got a chance to meet him in person in the first place instead they're just being babies over something that he cleared up a long time ago
@cupio-stardust Жыл бұрын
Drew and Kurtis coming out of nowhere made me cry of laughter.
@cinnamonbear3854 Жыл бұрын
"none of this was his fault" ~ Danny's traumatized victim.
@confusedparticles2 жыл бұрын
Danny asking the nutcracker to blink twice is such a maniacal thing to do… Considering the fact that Danny is holding his entire family hostage in the basement.
@Hithere-uz6wd9 ай бұрын
The basements door is unlocked, ik i was kidnapped by danny because i wasnt critically thinking i was fatally thinking. Anyway i had a nice chat with the nutcrackers and they like being down there, theres a restaurant, a space station and even another danny!
@ThatOneHacker3052 ай бұрын
1000th like
@Neurologicallywrong2 ай бұрын
@@Hithere-uz6wdok Danny... we know this is your alt, that nutcracker is clearly being abused rn
@burrito1562 жыл бұрын
i saw this day coming, drew's fanbase was bound to turn against him, being called 'stinkers' is truly enraging
@playermouni2 жыл бұрын
@o will y is everyone posting this youtube link
@winkuswonkus2 жыл бұрын
@@playermouni spam bots
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. KZfaq FAME? Yes. Good day, dear ai
@teddygurl84152 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku you good bro?
@ScrubbyGames2 жыл бұрын
@@teddygurl8415 lol. Edit: gotta say the insanity worked. Made me click on his page to see if there's more insanity. Was not disappointed. I didn't subscribe or watch any videos, but the thumbnails and titles are truly insane
@tuinsanodeconfianza2 жыл бұрын
IS DANNY FINNALLY ADRESSING THE GREGOLUTION LOL
@macnsteez65432 жыл бұрын
LMAO i told them they should unionize🙄
@nova-qs6th2 жыл бұрын
GREGOLUTION
@3lliephant2 жыл бұрын
uuuum it’s Gregulauotioun
@froggycheckers2 жыл бұрын
@@3lliephant I think you mean Gregalouitiouan
@lemonshark49612 жыл бұрын
Y'all are gonna be thrown in the gregulag for this uprising
@ellieeatsglitter Жыл бұрын
hey i just wanted to come on here and let everyone know that the person confessing about meeting danny was actually right in the first few lines. meeting your favourite youtuber isn’t guaranteed to go well. in my experience of meeting danny, i was working in retail and danny was just browsing the shirts. i had turned to my co worker who was also a greg and told her that danny was there. we were both really excited and we made our way over to him asking if he needed any help finding anything. to my surprise, he whipped his head around and started chanting curses at us while wiggling his fingers and circling us. the ground opened up and he started levitating. the rest of the customers in the store ran away but my coworker and i couldn’t, we began levitating too and danny punched us both in the gut- causing us to hurtle towards the fiery pits of hell. he gave one last chant before closing the hole. as i write this, an old hag is sitting on my chest and hat man is giving me wifi...he has a wifi router underneath his hat. thanks for listening i hope this helped humble danny.
@lydiaplummer785711 ай бұрын
Woah woah woah, Danny was not the asshole in this situation. You deserved this treatment for not immediately giving him a new blue shirt as an offering for his humble rule. Make sure to check yourself next time. I hope the fiery depts humble you. 😔
@Random-sk6hm8 ай бұрын
Sorry to hear that :(
@TheoSur6 ай бұрын
yeah i remember being in that store and i actually hid in the bush and watching that was crazy. i never expected danny to do this kind of thing. then i unsubscribed right away and he punched me too. thanks for sharing your side of the story.
@haleypaige1403 ай бұрын
had us in the first half ngl
@gabrielleduplessis73882 ай бұрын
Is this a meet and greet or stranger things?
@DarkSecret1495 ай бұрын
The fact that danny genuinely has an entry in the villains wiki makes me so happy
@ovgem2 жыл бұрын
man i cant believe greg is getting so silly and goofy, it's truly a kneeslapper
@soulkeeper76912 жыл бұрын
he is the new professional internet goofball
@caitlynkaufholz40152 жыл бұрын
He’s in a silly goofy mood
@gryph37142 жыл бұрын
They need more LaCroix
@jonatgan85462 жыл бұрын
truly a toeslurper
@ambientproducer2 жыл бұрын
this is a certified footkicker
@xxkori123xx2 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed of my critical thinking skills. I didn't even notice the couch until Danny pointed it out.
@EmyN2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be observation skills instead?
@gaywizard20002 жыл бұрын
Yes Emily! You are right!
@MonochromaticBananaBread2 жыл бұрын
@@EmyN Now I have to ask if you need observational skills to have critical thinking skills 🤔
@EmyN2 жыл бұрын
@@MonochromaticBananaBread Well, I don't think so, isn't it critical thinking analyzing or applying information? We gather information one way or another
@rachelwalker30172 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment, clearly we aren't good gregolutionists
@firestarhk3875 Жыл бұрын
“Luckily some considerate Gregs climbed onstage and carried me off…” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read
@vequitas1972 Жыл бұрын
"You know, maybe if they had me on their side, they'd know how to fucking spell." I almost died.
@hnichole2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe if people had me on their side, they'd be able to fucking spell, that's all I have to say." Me too Danny, that's my only contribution. 😂
@recitationtohear2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/frBhhsl_zrDFe3k.html Its here finally .
@Luca_Mel2 жыл бұрын
You meant contribatiuon, right?
@fe_amerz_992 жыл бұрын
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@coralineslimery99992 жыл бұрын
@@Luca_Mel *coinritibotion
@GippyHappy Жыл бұрын
@@coralineslimery9999 contraption
@nidhitiwari43732 жыл бұрын
as a member of the sleep paralysis community, i agree, danny is officially our sleep paralysis demon.
@thepumpkin32032 жыл бұрын
who in gods name liked the bot?
@ech98172 жыл бұрын
@@thepumpkin3203 The guy who runs the bot probably owns a couple of them and sets them to like each other's comments
@juliahardy50122 жыл бұрын
Bro when he kept mentioning hate man my stomach dropped I’m 11 and he scares me so bad
@nicksstaffsohecanjab70992 жыл бұрын
i agree
@DARKENINGTIMES2 жыл бұрын
i love danny, but for some reason, id like to have kurtis "the old hag" connor be mine lmfao
@kristen5998 Жыл бұрын
The biggest proof to me that Danny is a treasure of a human being in person is when he was getting nervous about that “bad fan experience”, his biggest fear was that he was “kinda awkward” not rude
@bigoof234 Жыл бұрын
I had a dream that kurtis died, and people thought he accidently fell down the stairs, but a bunch of people were framed, like drew and nick until in the back of Danny's 'goodbye kurtis' video there was his body that people pointed out and found out it was danny who had killed him all along
@pmonday2 жыл бұрын
Did Danny really think we wouldn't notice that he's not drinking a sparkling beverage? Smh
@mylifeaspi13442 жыл бұрын
Maybe he’s with child
@repentoryouwilllikewiseper87412 жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “In peace I will lie down and sleep, for you alone, Lord, make me dwell in safety.” Psalms 4:8 NIV B
@redaipo2 жыл бұрын
@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 waht
@aur90352 жыл бұрын
@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 la croixé
@elijahwinchester66902 жыл бұрын
@@mylifeaspi1344 i'm high and thought i just read, 'maybe he's with jesus christ' lmfao
@xSilverxshadowx2 жыл бұрын
This Danny ARG is next level. Been sleeping 22 hours a day trying to find clues. Nothing so far, but I'm determined to find that cat!
@vxntagedre48622 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kKqgg5qS1pmxnKc.html
@thepumpkin32032 жыл бұрын
Follow the cat.
@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe2 жыл бұрын
@@faridaff7643 I will click the link if you write “pen” and “15” next to each other. It’s gonna be an epic troll.
@potatosordfighter6662 жыл бұрын
I heard if you eat an entire brick of cheese before you go to sleep you get +50 to cat location.
@sub4cookie-2 жыл бұрын
read my name.!!
@sammyc51502 жыл бұрын
Danny explaining that the ikea shelf is by the window felt exactly like a parent telling their kid their dog is at a farm somewhere
@tegan.fan18592 жыл бұрын
I had a dream last night that I went to see a movie with friends and the selling point of the movie was that Danny was in it as a serious actor to start his serious acting career. The opening scene was Danny outside at night next to a SWAT agent and an armored truck. Something traumatic had clearly just happened because Danny was kinda hunched over (not at full height) and crying. The agent gestured for him to get into the truck so he VERY slowly started making his way, taking shaking steps towards the truck and sobbing. It was clear that *actor* Danny was trying to play up his performance by giving wayy too much, so it was like a full 10 minutes of this. My friends and I left due to second hand embarrassment, and as we were leaving he was still crying on screen. No camera changes that whole time, just a head-on view of this
@froggycheckers2 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen moment
@rachelcookie321 Жыл бұрын
It’s obviously the director and editors who did a bad job and not Danny. Danny is a great actor.
@eloisethekitkat5223 Жыл бұрын
@@rachelcookie321 fr. his role in hello dolly was absolutely fantastic. he has one-of-a-kind talent
@dynamicduck88032 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Danny tried to get rid of the shelf without any mention, this is truly the most shocking political scandal since watergate.
@bofthesea47302 жыл бұрын
WHERE ARE THE LITTLE PLANTS
@clariphone.84342 жыл бұрын
Drew* get it right god
@goldenproductions78312 жыл бұрын
@@clariphone.8434 danny*
@fe_amerz_992 жыл бұрын
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@tahiryol80052 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.infoqPZ_HYmdrQE?feature=share 👍😍😁
@cocoquette2 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore that Danny openly wants to be our sleep paralysis demon? 😃
@lianair43832 жыл бұрын
i think it’s swewt
@lamennods95122 жыл бұрын
Yes yes we are😂
@MoistNasa2 жыл бұрын
I want him to be. Hatman isn’t goofy and has no fucking face dude.
@creluna2 жыл бұрын
and id let him
@kingayy92672 жыл бұрын
Can this "are we just going to ignore...[usually something totally obvious, that's already been discussed multiple times]?" comment intro format be retired yet?
@Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy2 жыл бұрын
I once had a dream that I was sitting on a park bench and you walked by and said "Keep it up Greg". Most uplifting hopeful dream ever
@goosegoose57372 жыл бұрын
This whole subreddit saga started as a goofy silly prank on Danny and has now turned i to Danny transcending time and space into the astral realm to visit his followers in their dreams
@AlekaiCottontail47112 жыл бұрын
I genuinely have dreamed about Danny and he was trying to convince me to stop talking to toxic guys. It actually really helped me and I got myself out of an abusive relationship. Edit: Some people thought this was fake for some reason?? Anyway... I recently found out that my ex referenced was so distraught about the breakup that he spent the last YEAR in therapy working extremely hard to improve himself. I'm super proud of the progress he's made, and maybe in the future we can think about being friends again. :)
@SnoopaSchnozler2 жыл бұрын
There is no joke, this is genuinely wholesome and I hope you’re recovering ok :]
@ahmed43632 жыл бұрын
I mean, you really don't wanna be near toxic people. They always *radiate* hate.
@crocuddle2 жыл бұрын
sleep paralysis angel Danny
@fernanda______2 жыл бұрын
danny is failing at being a villain in dreams
@crabulonbestgirl91302 жыл бұрын
bro danny stole that guy's significant other
@raindroplette99702 жыл бұрын
The “DANFL” should’ve just been a picture of Drew
@kiralonely13072 жыл бұрын
That would've been so funny
@ahmed43632 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? That *is* Drew!
@Rose-hh7mk Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at "congregulation!"
@_redven2 жыл бұрын
As a consistent lucid dreamer I will be sure to add you to my next dreamscape. Thank you Danny
@TheMarshmallowMushroom2 жыл бұрын
i love how danny's shirt keeps changing colors lol
@getmiloed2 жыл бұрын
THISSSS
@christiebreeechelon2 жыл бұрын
I think he understands. I think he pretends not to. He giggled a bit at the shelf vanishing comment.
@camquoc57182 жыл бұрын
ok
@brickhouse22652 жыл бұрын
Poorly copy
@brickhouse22652 жыл бұрын
@@TheMarshmallowMushroom “when they copy his humor” they try to. The difference is danny is funny
@TimeBucks2 жыл бұрын
Love how Danny openly shares his feelings
@recitationtohear2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/frBhhsl_zrDFe3k.html Its here finally .
@getmiloed2 жыл бұрын
how do i remove you from my line of sight
@user-sm8kf8oy2t2 жыл бұрын
good
@hiba_stxr Жыл бұрын
ok
@totallyrealname8849 Жыл бұрын
I don't love how you bought your account and use a bot to comment
@VaneelaCreme Жыл бұрын
16:06 can someone edit the nutcracker so that he blinks twice?
@AdiRae. Жыл бұрын
I thought he did though-
@AAEDITS2064 ай бұрын
I'm tempted but it will be terrible
@HelraiseMaverick9 ай бұрын
Bruh he does exist on the villains wiki now. legend.
@RandomPerson-iz1qu2 жыл бұрын
the comic about evil Danny is making we laugh wayyy harder than it should
@sm1purplmurderedme5832 жыл бұрын
what comic
@NerdyRulerz Жыл бұрын
@@sm1purplmurderedme583 The series of doodles at about 4:52
@iampidgeon6923 Жыл бұрын
4:24
@sleepydevilz Жыл бұрын
I was brushing my teeth when the the second slide came up and it almost made me choke 😭
@justarandomasian2492 жыл бұрын
Shaking my smh, I can’t believe they were goofing around backstage, Danny let them off easy.
@Bluestarlet272 жыл бұрын
Shaking my smh too
@burrito1562 жыл бұрын
@@Bluestarlet27 Shaking my smh too
@aang82652 жыл бұрын
@@burrito156 shaking my smh too
@yejiluvrr2 жыл бұрын
Shaking my shaking my head? Ok me too
@mjthecat73462 жыл бұрын
Just put smh…
@idiomasentusiasticos79542 ай бұрын
The sentence “this is in no way Danny’s fault” feels like they’re trying to protect themself and are afraid of Danny’s wrath- afraid of getting kicked around for slandering his name, so they added that comment to save face.
@mememememememememe Жыл бұрын
10:50 I LITERALLY COULDNT TELL LIKE I SAW THE NEW PROFILE PICTURE OF KURTIS ONCE AND WAS LIKE: wait that wasnt always like this was it?
@undercover_idiot2 жыл бұрын
Danny asking Mr Nutcracker to blink twice if he needed help, knowing very well that he had his eyes taped open truly shows the severity of his silly goofy dictatorship. Do not trust him.
@biggestguy2 жыл бұрын
no, he is so hardworking he doesnt blink so he doesnt waste time
@TurbopropPuppy2 жыл бұрын
@@biggestguy danny makes a dollar, nutcracker makes a dime, yet he can't even blink on company time
@K_Z_Man2 жыл бұрын
Danny is our lord and savior
@lenabeans2 жыл бұрын
"sorry for your loss- very swaggy urn, 10/10 dad" - Danny 2022
@haileyfitzgibbon71982 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm jasper, I had a terrible day and this video was the first thing to bring me some joy. Keep it up you are so funny and genuine and I appreciate all the work you put into your videos, thank you :)
@anooska8882 жыл бұрын
awwwwww :)
@user-vs5jg2bg3q Жыл бұрын
no youre hailey
@yikesmydude5641 Жыл бұрын
@@user-vs5jg2bg3q Perhaps they use a different name for some reason, let’s be respectful gregs
@WolfyMusic622 Жыл бұрын
@@user-vs5jg2bg3q it’s Jasper from haileys account 😂 but Jasper I hope your ok and i can relate. Danny always makes my day feel better
@jadedoe7 ай бұрын
Who
@robertrichards6964 Жыл бұрын
I fully expected a squishy blink from the nutcracker when Danny asked if he was being held hostage.
@mocapcow29332 жыл бұрын
We can tell Danny is a normal person just like us. That sweater collar is all chewed up, and I respect it. Edit: this is my most polarizing comment, but as someone once said, the greatest art, is always the one people disagree with the most
@Hello-rx7gq2 жыл бұрын
…chewed??
@mocapcow29332 жыл бұрын
@@Hello-rx7gq yes. He eats his sweater collar, look at it!!
@actuallydudethatwouldbesal76442 жыл бұрын
@@mocapcow2933 so do I😔😔😔 rip 2 of my hoodies where the seam broke
@dumbassidot2 жыл бұрын
i couldn't focus on anything else but his sweater after reading this because even his sleeves looked ripped lol
@mocapcow29332 жыл бұрын
@@actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644 we all do
@harleyharris65032 жыл бұрын
I like that all us Greg's are okay with calling him a Nutcracker when he's a Toy Soldier.
@InvestmentIdea2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/frBhhsl_zrDFe3k.html Finally its here
@princess_mj43962 жыл бұрын
what have you done? why would you make my brain concious to this information?
@sourgreendolly76852 жыл бұрын
He has two jobs. Or he did before Danny started holding him hostage. His poor family is so hungry and confused.
@corelbm40022 жыл бұрын
no💗
@samanthashuey17632 жыл бұрын
I mean same thing to me, a toy soldier could crack a nut, you have to be creative though but, idk 🤷
@domskileaks2 ай бұрын
6:12 omg just realized that what danny said is literally the plot of dream scenario (2023)
@Tomboysksksk Жыл бұрын
Happy birthday danny! I love how much your channel has grown
@NutyRiver2 жыл бұрын
The dream newscaster being like “OH MY GOD THERE HE IS” made me laugh so hard I cried
@sophiathenas2 жыл бұрын
That whole thing was so hilarious it completely brightened up my otherwise awful day.
@hakimgotbored2 жыл бұрын
I personally would never turn against you, Drew.
@kingayy92672 жыл бұрын
Your loyalty is both accurate and appreciated.
@alicem19612 жыл бұрын
Nobody likes a suck up
@mar.7162 жыл бұрын
Ok hakimgotbored
@alyssalynn70262 жыл бұрын
Such a huge fan Danny, all your videos crack me up, your videos are the highlight of my day! Keep it up bestie, I'm so greg
@davidmiller38142 жыл бұрын
omg danny i cant belive you did this 1:47
@tgb3271 Жыл бұрын
I can
@lain1437 Жыл бұрын
@@tgb3271 he did it to me and tgb.
@superfan364 Жыл бұрын
I cant believe you've done this
@makaylasmith74292 жыл бұрын
I can confirm danny is my sleep paralysis demon. I've seen him about 20 times now, he won't leave me alone. He's always there and no one belives me about him. I live in fear every night.
@bagman123ABC2 жыл бұрын
you sure it wasn't drew?
@ganyu26372 жыл бұрын
omg,,, do u want to talk about it
@ReneeSharpie2 жыл бұрын
I strive to accomplish this
@Chocomint_Queen2 жыл бұрын
7:00 the fact that he took the time to move the hand to hold himself safely, danny truly cares about believability
@Petrichoredits12 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHA
@recitationtohear2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/frBhhsl_zrDFe3k.html Its here finally .
@BTredflag2 жыл бұрын
to be fair - he had to cut out the hand anyways to place it on top of Danny and not behind him...
@fe_amerz_992 жыл бұрын
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@idralgo6748 Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Illinois there’s also people who are very divided on sports teams between Missouri and Illinois
@meatyloafs40504 ай бұрын
when i met danny on the “we are two different people” tour (like that first post said absolutely no one fault) but i was with my friend and it was raining so hard outside. i had gotten all dressed up (granted i was in middle school with my man bun so not much could have been done) but me, my friend, and my scary dad walked up to drew and danny completely soaked from the rain. danny and drew apologized for the weather and after that we just stood there. i didn’t know what to say, i had forgotten all my fan art at home, so we just stood there for like 3 minutes until we left. we said two words. it wasn’t a complete disaster but for my first time meeting the only youtuber i’ve ever had a hyperfixation on, it was a little upsetting, i had imagined having a small conversation, giving them the fan art, then enjoying the show but the one time i’ll ever get to meet someone i’m a fan of and i was soaked, shaking, red like a tomato, and silent.
@evilhag2.0322 жыл бұрын
i have had dreams of Danny eating ham off the floor but this was like 5 months ago when i watched his videos to sleep
@justalad88472 жыл бұрын
Ngl I’m jealous af this is so funny
@Mr.BusinessGhost2 жыл бұрын
Wait. Dreams? Plural? Multiple dreams of Danny eating ham off of the floor??? What??
@evilhag2.0322 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.BusinessGhost YES most of my dreams are reoccurring because i think about them extensively.. oneirologist thingsss
@Mr.BusinessGhost2 жыл бұрын
@@evilhag2.032 dude… that’s insane. I’m crying
@bug.b0y_252 жыл бұрын
I watch Danny while falling asleep and I had a dream that I was full on arguing with Danny about who made pineapple express because of that video about that tiktoker who steals jokes. I have never watched pineapple express.
@geekstudios132 жыл бұрын
As someone who has lost a dad. If we make the joke it is usually okay to laugh along as long as you aren’t shitty about it
@biggrocc192 жыл бұрын
hope u find him
@doritodorito4922 жыл бұрын
"A" implies that you have a dad collection.
@Jasmine-gk4re2 жыл бұрын
That’s good to know!! Thanks for sharing your experience 😊🙏🏾
@annas24872 жыл бұрын
In the same boat, and definitely agreed
@recitationtohear2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/frBhhsl_zrDFe3k.html Its here finally 😄
@danila.51812 жыл бұрын
3:58 Hell yeah, you spelled out my name. Im saving the audio and putting it on my ringtone
@PrunselClone Жыл бұрын
lmao
@Riverruler Жыл бұрын
My personal dream Danny experience: I had a dream that me and my best friend were hiking on a snow covered mountain in Japan. I get a call from a doctor, telling me my older brother died. I start crying and call my mother to let her know the news. Then, I suddenly see Danny Gonzalez, one of my favorite commentary KZfaqrs. He asked me a trivia question which I got correct and then, completely disappeared without a trace. I was still super sad but I felt a lot better with my comfort dream Danny.
@savlei95022 жыл бұрын
As someone with sleep paralysis, I can confirm that for the first time in five years instead of my usual demon Danny himself was hiding behind moving boxes in my room. Of course I couldn’t move or speak, but I was trying desperately to understand what was going on. I didn’t recognize him right away, I only knew I couldn’t move. My eyes darted all around the room before he appeared. The little balloon Danny. He floated effortlessly onto my chest and immediately started vlogging for his several million subscribers!! I finally saw Danny’s freshly cut hairs sticking above the boxes and he recognized my acknowledgment. He stood up and did a little Greg Dance before disappearing, along with the balloon Danny. I woke up in a panicked sweat. Then my dog and house plants all clapped
@froggycheckers2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I was the bed
@doodle-pen2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I was one of the boxes
@elijahwinchester66902 жыл бұрын
@@doodle-pen i was also one of the boxes. did we meet that night? it was really hectic. hopefully i didn't embarrass myself. i was really high,, stacked upon another box.
@no_peace2 жыл бұрын
Demon Danny needs to understand that not all of us get paralyzed when we hallucinate at night 😠 🤸🏻♂️ 🥋 🤜
@plant21882 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I was one of the houseplants
@burndawitch2 жыл бұрын
This man is holding the nutcracker hostage and I do not trust him.
@InvestmentIdea2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/frBhhsl_zrDFe3k.html Finally its here
@shroomie83282 жыл бұрын
Or is the nutcracker holding him hostage?
@Aadrika_jain2 жыл бұрын
@@shroomie8328 😱i knew it , he was sus from the start , I could see that in his eyes . Poor Danny
@Letthembelightpeaceonelove2 жыл бұрын
And he’s using him to crack his nuts every night! Blasphemy!
@shroomie83282 жыл бұрын
@@Aadrika_jain we have to do something!😱😭
@nickdeboom90362 жыл бұрын
I found your videos on KZfaq last week and now i'm hooked..Thanks a lot Danny! :D - Greetings from Belgium!
@jacolynparker Жыл бұрын
omg we were at speech competitions together. i graduated 2011. i went to FHS. i was in original oratory and poetry and only placed in original events because i am absolutely terrible at public speaking, only good at writing at signing up for things
@uselessgay28562 жыл бұрын
As someone who has experienced sleep paralysis many a times, I sincerely hope that I don’t see Danny. That would literally be scarier than The Hatman. If I was looking around my room and saw Danny’s eyes in the corner I’d cry
@josiahbaumgartner76432 жыл бұрын
Why are yoo geh
@yes-eo3oy2 жыл бұрын
oh my god why are there so many bots
@river-yuki2 жыл бұрын
@@yes-eo3oy I know right? They’re bloody everywhere…
@richardcope50662 жыл бұрын
I edited this comment so nobody knows how I got these likes
@froggycheckers2 жыл бұрын
💀 THE TRUTH IS UNVEILED
@sevxred.hand_2 жыл бұрын
@Breadd nOOOOOOOO😩
@starrr3652 жыл бұрын
We all remember "FINALLY I'M A REAL BOY" right? Starting to think that was his alter ego trying to break out😔
@notasillyguy2 жыл бұрын
@@starrr365 that’s what shows up in dreams
@kiralonely13072 жыл бұрын
@@notasillyguy It's just Nutcracker Dan pretending, badly, to be a random object in your room, while staring menacingly at you, and if you look at him for too long, he starts screaming about being real.
@dumbalek60012 жыл бұрын
When Danny did the thing about appearing in people's dreams it reminded me of this one time I dreamt I met Kurtis and my gf was super excited but I told him I don't really like his music that much, and he was like "yeah not everyone's into softcore"
@JocaPlays87 Жыл бұрын
This video about Danny talking about apearing in dreams is definately perfect to watch right before i go to sleep
@voidka63252 жыл бұрын
Danny is haunting me. Every time I look up from my cozy slumber, Danny is standing there by the door, and every time I close my eyes, he’s always in my head. I see him everywhere. It’s gotten to the point where every time I look in the mirror my face is actually Danny’s face. I am slowly becoming Danny and he is appearing everywhere
@vincentvitug1902 жыл бұрын
@Chang-Seok Yoo 🔞👇 the fuck is this Danny should ban this bots
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme2 жыл бұрын
Write a short story, please
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme2 жыл бұрын
@Moonie AHAGGADQFGAHHAJ
@ksnap82282 жыл бұрын
Asks his editor “jake, if you’re editing this” so sweet of Danny to give them the option of doing their job
@Mixcupcakes Жыл бұрын
i always see danny in my dreams,i would always have a mcdonalds bag with fries in it and he would come steal my fries and say "these fries are mine now"then hit me in the head with a nut cracker and runs away then gives the fries to garfield,you know,the one who eats lasagnas all the time.
@dioncii8902Ай бұрын
This deserves an oscar.
@ariackarman1324 Жыл бұрын
i go to sleep watching you and i can hear in my sleep. it gets even weirder when I don't sleep with my eyes close. i can also kinda see in my sleep. and then I remember sometime in the morning. btw when I said I could hear/ sleep in my sleep, I mean that that sort of stuff pops in and out of my dreams.
@TheGrossDemon2 жыл бұрын
I've never had sleep paralysis before, but the idea of it has always been horrifying to me, but if I woke up and couldnt be my body, looked around and saw Danny just chilling in a corner, half hiding, and just waved and said hi when I found him, I'd be pretty tickled lol
@vxntagedre48622 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kKqgg5qS1pmxnKc.html
@kiralonely13072 жыл бұрын
Honestly same.
@Clownpunx.2 жыл бұрын
As a person whos suffered from sleep paralysis since I was a kid, having people show up in the dream is scarier than any monster. The worst sleep paralysis I ever had was one where I saw my younger brother standing directly next to my bed staring at me in the darkness. I feel like if danny showed up it would be funny in hindsight but during the paralysis itd be pretty scary to have a random adult man standing in your room lol
@therealrichphilly04942 жыл бұрын
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@fe_amerz_992 жыл бұрын
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@stupid4parx_2 жыл бұрын
Sleep paralysis terrifies me, but if it was just Danny chilling I feel safe lol
@katjosephperez8772 Жыл бұрын
I dreamt that the character “Sebastian” in Stardew Valley was my boyfriend and gave me a caring hug, but then my arms were pinned to my sides and I couldn’t move and I was struggling to get out of his vice-like grip around me. The dream fell away, but I was still shaking side to side, desperate to move and feeling the arms around me. Somehow I was able to break out of the sleep paralysis and start shaking in real life. Don’t meet your heroes, and don’t meet your video game spouses in your dreams. It might be terrifying
@katjosephperez8772 Жыл бұрын
^that is to say that I think I would still be terrified even if it was Danny
@katjosephperez8772 Жыл бұрын
Oof. Sometime after this post, I dad have Danny as a sleep paralysis nightmare & demon. Literally, one of the 3 Dannys was an actual freakin demon with red eyes staring at me from a vent above a bed that was apparently my room, but I’ve never seen a bed or room that looked like that. I think I made that comment on the community post Danny asked about us dreaming him. When I come across it, I’ll copy and paste it
@Glaycier8 ай бұрын
@@katjosephperez8772same thing happened to me, but it was Tartaglia form Genshin impact. Half way through the hug I suddenly couldn’t breathe anymore and then he disappeared and it was just arms. I couldn’t see the arms, but it was like I knew what they looked like (old decrepit, rotten corpse arms) it was my first sleep paralyses experience and hopefully my last because that was wild.
@kiwikat6588 Жыл бұрын
the meme being "just an exhale out of the nose kind of funny" is the most relatable thing I have ever heard it perfectly describes the appropriate amount of laughter for the joke
@flux0706 Жыл бұрын
danny's end theme is so nostalgic and for what. i feel so happy but also sad when i hear it.
@sprinkleofsuga71862 жыл бұрын
14:45 Congregulations on your Gregnancy, it's a Greg
@Petrichoredits12 жыл бұрын
I should not have laughed at this
@ATeamBrown Жыл бұрын
I think im gonna name the Greg, Greg
@nosuchname18139 ай бұрын
YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE
@TealAstronaut2 жыл бұрын
Wow Danny looks 17 here. He's finally aging
@Stariii_2 жыл бұрын
Nah tbh he looks younger than he was before-
@noelmaycry2 жыл бұрын
@@Stariii_ the haircut makes him look a bit younger lol
@littlebytes4462 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god rewatching this a year later and just remembered this video is what gave me the idea for my final paper in my college writing class. I wrote it on Hat Man and the cultural phenomenon of sleep paralysis demons
@chimpanzinc1790 Жыл бұрын
i met danny at the store i reached out to shake hands with him, and he ripped my arm off! i went into a state of shock and danny just laughed at me and then proceeded to punch me in the face. when i went unconcious he started to stomp and kick me around! i woke up in a burning building and i saw danny outside the building and he started blowing chunks at the window and set off several nukes that blew up everyone including danny. as i rised to heaven he said "no you don't!" and dragged me down to hell.
@no1stinkysmoocher2 жыл бұрын
Love how Danny openly shares how he wants to be our sleep paralysis demon
@InvestmentIdea2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/frBhhsl_zrDFe3k.html Finally its here
@devent10n2 жыл бұрын
The only negative interaction I've heard of from Danny toward a fan was from another KZfaqr who ran into him at some vidcon party, and it was actually the first I'd ever heard of him. He wasn't mean to her, just dismissive, and it struck me as kind of an over reaction to him not wanting to talk at a party. But yeah, that's the worst I've ever heard about him.
@laycebug32602 жыл бұрын
@Chang-Seok Yoo 🔞👇 no
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme2 жыл бұрын
If that happened to me, realistically I'd be dissapointed because I'm EXTREMELY sensitive, but there's no way I'd blame him for it.
@aranara_song2 жыл бұрын
If I was a KZfaqr I'd be constantly canceled for not wanting to talk to people lmao. People need to start understanding that youtubers are just like us and they don't always want to talk to people just as much as the rest of us
@jasminrodriguez68072 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about mikaela long?
@Eeok2 жыл бұрын
@@aranara_song yeah I understand but wasn't this at vidcon a place to specifically meet KZfaqrs, I get in public but this is at a convention
@kennyyy35512 жыл бұрын
5:38 that’s honestly a really cool idea
@foxxie_gal87 Жыл бұрын
When he said that would be the worst day of his life it was adorable and genuine
@boyfrog_2 жыл бұрын
danny looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten in this one. not in a bad way. simply in a "he looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten" way.
@ChrissieBear2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the Old Hag is actually a very old mythical character in Slavic folklore. She is also known as the Night Hag. Yes, the D&D monster is a sleep paralysis demon.
@missy23752 жыл бұрын
Do you know anymore about her lore? Sounds interesting 😊
@etekweb2 жыл бұрын
There's also the Old Crone, who shares characteristics with the Hag...
@user-pk6qq1rg1q2 жыл бұрын
You guys talking about Baba Yaga and Baba Roga right?
@AndromedaD2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense, Night Hags mess with your player's sleep
@gejlena2 жыл бұрын
@@user-pk6qq1rg1q i think so as baba roga and old hag basically mean the same thing, just translated
@lain143711 ай бұрын
11:33 you never talked about the shelf like that…
@ChillBill6368 ай бұрын
I listen to you almost every time I fall asleep and I've literally never dreamed about you lmao.
@mirtheproductions2 жыл бұрын
i will forever miss the greg, it hadn't been the same since the letters left :/
@3lliephant2 жыл бұрын
A NEW OBJECTIVE HAS COME UP FOR THE GREGULATATIOUN
@mightbclayer2 жыл бұрын
it’s ok, they went off to college with drew’s futon
@AllEnder67672 жыл бұрын
how are we supposed to remember our name now?! smh
@Hi-cl3zu2 жыл бұрын
4:25 I actually dreamed about Danny once. I was going to my friend’s house and I met Danny while going there, I said hi and waved and he just stared with a smile and very dead eyes. After trying to say hi multiple times he just started running towards me and literally started to fucking stab me. Danny really is the new hat man
@sophiathenas2 жыл бұрын
I love how in everybody's dreams Danny is just completely unhinged and a menace to society.
@GraceSavidesKeller2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kiralonely13072 жыл бұрын
This is the second comment on this video about Dream Danny, and all of them feel weirdly cohesive, like, once again, this feels in line with the Danny that drowned the murder party at someone's house and ran them over, and the Danny going missing only to show up running on the news.
@flyingpeanut87452 жыл бұрын
Loved the subtle sweater change from blue to green and back lmao
@Etheletter300 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I have the exact same Christmas decoration that Danny has in the background of his videos (the nut cracker)
@MillerJustinFS2 жыл бұрын
I am so on board for this Danny as a demonic character. Also, sad I missed the Gregolution. As a strict loyalist I would have put these instigators back in their place!
@aelnebxy91822 жыл бұрын
bro i was on the subreddit during it man, people were literally getting death threats over it 💀
@gaywizard20002 жыл бұрын
Bored!
@kikster54092 жыл бұрын
I would've liked this comment but I don't want to ruin the 69 likes haha
@alaskabane53402 жыл бұрын
@@aelnebxy9182 wait really? it wasn't a meme thing?
@aelnebxy91822 жыл бұрын
@@alaskabane5340 it started as a meme thing, but then people started to get genuinely upset. they were considering bringing in more mods because of the amount of death threats
@juliahardy50122 жыл бұрын
I’m still wondering abt the fact that Danny wants to be something that people are absolutely terrified of
@R_A_H19 ай бұрын
I just have to put this out there because I feel betrayed. Danny... He truly is terrible. I went to one of his shows, and I was in the front row. I payed extra for that goddamn ticket, for him to detach his leg from the rest of his body and slap me with it. HE. SLAPPED. ME. WITH. HIS. LEG. Then, kurtis and drew climbed on the walls like spider and also detached a leg from their bodies and slapped me with it. Then, they started saying "that's just a bunch of mumbo jumbo!" repeatedly. I was scared, I was hurt, I was betrayed, How could my favorite comedian do this to me? I thought. But danny disrupted my train of thought when he pulled applesauce out of his seperate leg and poured it all over my face. It was unsweetened too, the worst kind. Right then and there, I ran out of the venue and never saw him again. The end.
@Who_killed_olive9 ай бұрын
Danny was in my dream, he didn’t do anything bad I just started watching his videos mid dream
@Maezing12 жыл бұрын
Danny prolly too weak to throw people up onto the stage, that's how you know the story is fake.
@3lliephant2 жыл бұрын
that’s the only part i believed because i remember this one time he ate a LITERAL meat
@sourgreendolly76852 жыл бұрын
Great, now you’re gonna get thrown smh
@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis2 жыл бұрын
i actually had a danny dream a year or two ago, here's how that went: This dream is basically a Danny Gonzalez skit. It was in a school setting where every student is Danny, one of the Dannies is an outcast and another one is the popular kid. Outcast Danny has a crush(?) on popular Danny. Cut to scene in boys' locker room and now all Dannies are shirtless, they all look normal except Outcast Danny has a fat body that is blue and has wireframes, looking like a 3d model with no texture. and Popular Danny's body has no skin, literally just exposed muscle. Outcast Danny then walks up to Popular Danny and kicked him in the head.
@goosegoose57372 жыл бұрын
is this attack on titan
@aur90352 жыл бұрын
@@goosegoose5737 hmm.. is it?
@alaskabane53402 жыл бұрын
@@goosegoose5737 yes, "tatakaye" is what outcast Danny must have spoken aloud before
@abbylee7430 Жыл бұрын
I snorted
@eloisethekitkat5223 Жыл бұрын
i thought this was gonna be some steamy romance
@danscholem8972 жыл бұрын
Your half-eaten bacon collar crew-neck sweater speaks to me on a level I never knew I had.
@YourBeautifulWife8 ай бұрын
9:53 I love that suited up chap with the red kinky boots a few feet away from Danny