the fake merch industrial complex
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Күн бұрынthanks for watching me talk about this thing
edited by / jakeshotfriend
@FoodTheory Жыл бұрын
Yeah I mean we're the only one that matters anyway 😤
@yowieyahoo Жыл бұрын
what
@JaseekaRawr Жыл бұрын
lol
@Quacktivate Жыл бұрын
It's Matthew Patrick!
@MarielleVL 11 ай бұрын
omg youre here
@kornfan45 11 ай бұрын
freddy fazbear
@aeweljrnold Жыл бұрын
As someone from the 18th century, we used the word “lest” all the time and it was fairly popular within school with the cool kids like myself.
@youre_mine Жыл бұрын
it was also popular with 19th century kids- someone from that community
@kai_fatallysapphic Жыл бұрын
you can't just say perchance
@grimdarkmalarkey5402 Жыл бұрын
@@kai_fatallysapphicTwas within "mayhaps" I theirin found such a long vaunted solution to the echoing conundrum that plagued my waking mind with the most terrible of dreams of what other alternatives doth exist.
@clariphone.8434 Жыл бұрын
@@grimdarkmalarkey5402 I am laughing my buttocks off!
@dillondisney4732 Жыл бұрын
Indeed good sire “lest” is one of my favourite words as one of the cool kids always dripped out in the finest red velvet as my parents were rather rich indeed *laughs in Victorian*
@alexmacc2469 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad he addressed the “removing Danny’s facial features” thing because it’s been haunting me for a week
@elosneeze Жыл бұрын
LMFAO ive been praying for this video of him addressing it 😂😂😂
@pap-fr 5 ай бұрын
It was obnoxious :/
@LordDomielOfElysium 4 ай бұрын
@@pap-frhave fun dude
@user-pl4wr6sd5d 3 ай бұрын
Lmaoo
@izznazhanzur 2 ай бұрын
i'm pm
@julesrules7297 Жыл бұрын
You're way more chill than I'd be if I found a whole ring of self-spanking counterfeit stickers.
@josiea.3855 Жыл бұрын
this is the funniest comment I've ever read I think
@markfromfacebook Жыл бұрын
this comment makes it sound like it's an underground scheme, like there's a whole organization dedicated to making and hiding stickers of danny spanking himself
@samaraisnt 11 ай бұрын
he seemed p grossed out tbh but at the same time i would not release an image of myself spanking me so it's not a possibility for most people...
@bigawesomewatermelon9511 8 ай бұрын
I would 100% buy official merch of Danny spanking himself. That clip was hilarious.
@auroralunamon Жыл бұрын
at this point I am completely convinced that Danny actually has no clue what he looks like cuz why was he so genuinely unsure about wether that guy with the hair was just an edited pic of him or not
@PhoebeTheFairy56 Жыл бұрын
Maybe he's got face blindness or something similar?
@nomoretwitterhandles Жыл бұрын
@@PhoebeTheFairy56 He is literally just joking. Also, plenty of people look like other people, it's weird but it's not new or uncommon.
@PhoebeTheFairy56 Жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles i never said anything about plenty of people *not* looking like other people
@ronnielyn19 Жыл бұрын
@@PhoebeTheFairy56 quite the opposite. He knows exactly how he looks like, and he thibks that pic look like him because, i mean, just take a look at the hair, eyes and nose lol.
@TheMirksta Жыл бұрын
The Jerma effect
@mh2120 Жыл бұрын
The lack of sparkling water in this episode really squishes my bones
@beautifulgorgeousman Жыл бұрын
ah, it snapped my nerves
@julieneff9408 Жыл бұрын
Same. I found that Kroger brand has a couple of new flavors he ought to try on camera. The blue raspberry one is pretty good.
@brynleekoch6204 Жыл бұрын
Agreed my bones are getting squishy
@Nolan-W Жыл бұрын
My bones have already been stolen from my sleep peralasis demon, Danny.
@kio4173 11 ай бұрын
Do they get squishy at night time?
@irohsteacup Жыл бұрын
Danny is the exact opposite of a person with a mustache.
@pigeon_person Жыл бұрын
I dont know what this means but I agree
@y2k_hanji Жыл бұрын
Yeah that sound about right
@shreyaesthergupta6273 11 ай бұрын
So kurtis?
@sweetcreature2475 11 ай бұрын
So a person without a mustache?
@irohsteacup 11 ай бұрын
@@sweetcreature2475 some would put it that way, yes.
@pastel_gh0st322 11 ай бұрын
6:11 "I'm gonna tell that to my kids someday" He was dropping us hints
@rey_rose_draws 7 ай бұрын
Wait does he have kids??
@limesandlemons1367 7 ай бұрын
@@rey_rose_draws Laura's gregnant !
@rey_rose_draws 7 ай бұрын
@@limesandlemons1367 Gregspecting
@emamacitas 7 ай бұрын
@@rey_rose_draws Laura gregbirthed
@mckaylamurphy5336 5 ай бұрын
Fr I’m watching this in November after his son was born and I’m so happy for him and Laura😭
@stormyrosebud2878 Жыл бұрын
I love how his use of the word "lest" just got further and further from its actual definition throughout the video 😭
@adambeigel9760 Жыл бұрын
He started off so strong
@Flareguy Жыл бұрын
Lest you leave him alone for it
@hopesy12u4 Жыл бұрын
I always thought that “lest“ meant, or had the function of “ or“. For example, you must eat your vitamins, lest you have scurvy.
@omoomo3187 11 ай бұрын
@@hopesy12u4 john you strange boy
@sinistrality 11 ай бұрын
Like "intervention" in that episode of Always Sunny. By the time Frank uses it at the end it basically just means "timeout."
@StormyTalks Жыл бұрын
He "just a theory'd" so hard it triggered a well-timed midroll ad.
@bellaelleira Жыл бұрын
Well played by Danny 😂
@goopygoober7810 Жыл бұрын
That part was so funny I peed my pants a little
@big_sea Жыл бұрын
yes
@spocite Жыл бұрын
in case you didn’t know and for anyone else who doesn’t know danny gets to pick where the midrolls are inserted; he can put them anywhere he wants, he can put as many as he wants, midrolls are all up to the youtuber who runs the channel
@constonks Жыл бұрын
Lol I wasn't watching the timecode and thought the video had ended there
@80sififreak Жыл бұрын
Greg was such an honored rat, with his charm and chillness... Now, let us all have a moment of silence for our fallen Greg... May he rest in peace... we will miss you, Greg. 🐁
@sweetiedropsesteam3438 Жыл бұрын
All the Gregs go to Greg heaven 🙏
@80sififreak Жыл бұрын
@@sweetiedropsesteam3438 Gregven.... and there we will see our beloved fallen Greg
@loveforLPS 2 ай бұрын
rip greg
@ozzo1121 11 ай бұрын
6:11 this part is hittin different now! Congrats Danny 🎉🎉
@scarletfrederick420 11 ай бұрын
I was looking for someone to say something about this!
@stitchizgay 11 ай бұрын
Ik
@divit187 11 ай бұрын
How is it hittin different?
@stitchizgay 11 ай бұрын
@@divit187 they are having a baby
@divit187 11 ай бұрын
@@stitchizgay I know that, I'm just confused as to how it changes anything.
@wildchild69 Жыл бұрын
Guys, I think this is the channel where Danny likes to get a little goofy and a little wacky.
@greerisnotcool Жыл бұрын
that's an interesting point of view, i never thought of that!
@emilee-has-legs Жыл бұрын
you might have a point, as on his other channel he is by far more serious and reserved
@alimousatabets5751 Жыл бұрын
Could be a little goofier with... La Croix
@mmmmmmmmmb5911 Жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@diegocangetit Жыл бұрын
shit dude you're onto something !
@StrayStayKidsYT Жыл бұрын
I love when Danny gets a little bit goofy. And wacky.
@alimousatabets5751 Жыл бұрын
He is a little subreddit boi
@amandajane5493 Жыл бұрын
And drinks a sparkling water
@teenage.nosferatu3297 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god shut up
@PinterestAddlcted Жыл бұрын
I commented this same thing and it blew up on another of his videos pfft
@alv832 Жыл бұрын
Stray Kids everywhere
@ava7231 Жыл бұрын
I was focused on Danny’s hoodie strings tied into a bow for the entire duration of this video
@shaquilleoatmeal7389 Жыл бұрын
same it’s mesmerising how perfectly they’re tied
@samaraisnt 11 ай бұрын
@@shaquilleoatmeal7389 now i gotta look~
@lakenjackson5811 9 ай бұрын
I know it's adorbs. 🎀😅
@linseyfilms358 Жыл бұрын
Bro the “bones are getting squishy” gets me every time without fail
@Merpsicles Жыл бұрын
Bold of them to make an entire website claiming to be his official merch site. I think it's time to slap them with a little bit of legal. Edit: man Doodles goin wild down there Edit 2: homie changed their name to "stopmotionepicness." Don't be fooled by this new facade.
@doodleBurgers Жыл бұрын
Great idea! He should waste money on something that doesn't affect him
@danielgrant4560 Жыл бұрын
@@doodleBurgersIf they sell merch that's similar to the stuff he sells, he could be losing business. It could also affect his rep if people believe its him and end up with bad quality merch or get scammed.
@gr33ngirlsea Жыл бұрын
I found this site when I was looking for his merch site!
@yawninglion1677 Жыл бұрын
@@doodleBurgers How does it not affect him, it's literally plagiarism and scamming while using his identity.
@doodleBurgers Жыл бұрын
@Yawning Lion 1. It's not scamming or plagiarism 2. He doesn't sell those stickers anyways 3. There are billions of sites like that and wasting time and money to take down one is pointless
@laragalc Жыл бұрын
i never go on reddit, but having a Danny focused subreddit may finally convince me, he has managed to create a nice community
@plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards Жыл бұрын
RIP another one lost
@NadieSombraro Жыл бұрын
I mean, the community is nice, but a little repetitive. It's usually the 3 same jokes over and over again.
@laragalc Жыл бұрын
@@NadieSombraro there's a sense of familiarity and comfort that comes with the repetetiveness though
@pvic6959 Жыл бұрын
nah. ive been on reddit since 2012. save yourself while you can
@NaderVaderYT Жыл бұрын
dont do it
@celestecombs7160 11 ай бұрын
WHEN your a dad. Foreshadowing.
@niccvier Жыл бұрын
11:21 "okay, this motherfucker is still removing my facial features" is my new favourite sentence
@RETR0FLESH Жыл бұрын
genuinely surprised that he's used "nary" in a song but has never used "lest" in a video before. came for the vines, stayed for the archaic vocabulary expansion
@Random-sk6hm 11 ай бұрын
What a time to be alive!
@moonstrifflimestone5493 10 ай бұрын
I'm tired, so I thought you said "came for the veins" at first and was. Supremely confused.
@Random-sk6hm 10 ай бұрын
@@moonstrifflimestone5493 I mean Danny does have pretty great veins
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 ай бұрын
# _there is nary a doubt, I am the slime king_ #
@elephorofonius 2 ай бұрын
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsabut i feel so alone :( will you be my slime queeen?
@nickotein4209 Жыл бұрын
These videos always make the reddit seem way funnier than it actually is I dont know how many more removing dannys facial features I can take
@ronnielyn19 Жыл бұрын
SLENDERMAN DANNY SLENDERMAN DANNY
@NadieSombraro Жыл бұрын
For real 😂
@lovem7105 Жыл бұрын
It is me removing the facial features 😈 I will not stop
@lrizzard Жыл бұрын
ngl i chuckled at his comments way more than any of the reddit content he showed hes just a goofy wacky boi
@gabriellebilderback1633 Жыл бұрын
@@lovem7105 you made the subreddit intolerable this month, no hate.
@joonster2342 11 ай бұрын
“When I have kids”AND DANNY JUST REVEALED THAT HES HAVING A KID😔
@veregwen 3 ай бұрын
Is that jimin in your pfp
@skyhideaway Жыл бұрын
i love how danny still gets surprised by how batshit crazy his fanbase is
@inhaleknives8598 Жыл бұрын
matpats voice is so haunting if you don't listen to it for a while
@0rbeez Жыл бұрын
He keeps showing up in advertisements for an Amazon prime movie and I keep being jumpscared by it
@tarantuIas Жыл бұрын
it sounds fake lmao
@thekitkatlizard8661 Жыл бұрын
@@tarantuIas at this point matpat has enough videos to make a flawless ai voice for him, especially with the way he already sounds 💀
@talkingharvs 11 ай бұрын
bangin out the tunes
@torivorbeck6649 11 ай бұрын
@@thekitkatlizard8661 people have been able to stitch his voice together to create fake videos 💀. if you look up "game theory be like" one will pop up. And he reacted to one once, and it definitely wasent the one that shows up, but it was done weirdly well lol. I can't find it anywhere tho, can't remember where he reacted to it.
@wasteland.baby. Жыл бұрын
videos two days in a row AND dannys hair is grown back? what else could a greg ask for 🥴
@beesbrownies Жыл бұрын
Also there's a new jarvis video w him!
@wiseluck5895 Жыл бұрын
@@beesbrownies Watched it I loved it.
@elisabethkohrman7697 Жыл бұрын
@@beesbrownies one of the best ones
@heavenonearth3316 Жыл бұрын
3 if you count the one with Jarvis
@manboy4720 Жыл бұрын
@@beesbrownies you mean there's a new danny gonzalez video with jarvis? wait, who are we talking about?
@mauveeispooks 11 ай бұрын
9:06 BAHAHA THE WAY DANNY REACTS TO THE SECOND ONE
@Al___ 5 ай бұрын
"...dafuq?"🤨
@danielarinaldi2051 Жыл бұрын
a Danny x MatPat crossover was the last thing i expected to see in my lifetime but oh boy am i happy that I've got to see it
@doginahood5204 Жыл бұрын
I like to think that In the time between videos, Danny sits in a room and does absolutely nothing but think of video ideas until he gets one random one and records
@alexanderhamilton00 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he did that
@Lazy_.Lavender Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderhamilton00why are you homosexual
@Matheus_39 Жыл бұрын
i think he has a twin or sum
@neutral.chaotic Жыл бұрын
domestic rats make great pets! they're super smart, trainable, and their personalities are like little puppy dogs with grabby hands. they love interacting with you and they're cleaner than household cats. my rats always smelled like marshmallows and they would lick my tears from my face when I was going through a hard time. I cannot recommend pet rats enough!
@willarooo Жыл бұрын
my rats always smelled like orange blossoms!! it's so interesting how pretty they smell
@justagalwhocomments Жыл бұрын
now i want another me
@timmyturner7997 Жыл бұрын
that’s amazing lol i want to get a rat but my parents don’t want me to cuz they think it’s gross :(
@manboy4720 Жыл бұрын
@@timmyturner7997 it's no more or less gross than a hamster, dog, cat, goldfish, or any other pet.
@FukaiKokoro Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately they only live for two ish yearsm I think I'm on my last one for a while because I can't deal with the grief every two to three years. My favorite thing is when you "wrestle" them with your hand they'll bounce around all happy and then run back and wrestle you back. I used to have one that learned how to open her cage and would come sleep on my stomach. Rats are amazing pets. Just wish they lived longer.
@littleprettyfairy 4 ай бұрын
coming back to remind everyone that danny said he wasn’t going to talk to his kid until they are 3 so im holding him to this now that he has one
@tiffanyo4182 11 ай бұрын
Danny: “when I have kids” October: 👶 so excited congrats guys!!!
@LordDomielOfElysium 4 ай бұрын
Oh right I didn’t know it was common knowledge that he was preganat 6 months ago haha
@altheachamomile Жыл бұрын
I have a lot of health issues and I watch you on the painful and hard days. You make me laugh a lot. Thank you
@hicsuntdracones9065 Жыл бұрын
Do you have the squishy bones?
@frankiesayspanic Жыл бұрын
hey same! here’s to better days :)
@idk-mq8vn Жыл бұрын
Here's to better days!
@hicsuntdracones9065 Жыл бұрын
@@pap-fr Wow man, it was for Danny not you. So self absorbed
@tomkyxl Жыл бұрын
i think you have health issue because of you laughing
@sznnitty Жыл бұрын
Who’s the most notorious rip off of Danny Gonzalez now? I’ll get on it too as Donny Gonzolly.
@youre_mine Жыл бұрын
danzy golly
@boplure Жыл бұрын
diggy gorgonzola is the og
@manboy4720 Жыл бұрын
dinklebert gorbachev.
@salem-01 Жыл бұрын
Daniel Gonzaliestal
@Lazy_.Lavender Жыл бұрын
Derky Gigaloz
@Scrufflelump 9 ай бұрын
It's so sad to realize that, now that Danny is going to be a dad, he's not going to talk to his kid until they're 3. 😥
@rach2725 11 ай бұрын
"when i have kids one day" well then.
@Sunrisesoul1656 Жыл бұрын
Danny is a little subreddit boi Edit: OMG TYSM never have I ever had this many likes lol
@alimousatabets5751 Жыл бұрын
He is being a little bit goofy, and being a bit wacky
@GeraldHonkenHitcher Жыл бұрын
@@alimousatabets5751 He is indeed in a little goofy and wacky mood
@madeegaindraws Жыл бұрын
@@GeraldHonkenHitchercould be a little goofier…with La Croix
@alimousatabets5751 Жыл бұрын
@@madeegaindraws this is a channel where we can get goofy and abit wacky
@marzizzo Жыл бұрын
derogatory
@glitterytrash Жыл бұрын
I'd buy a trash can with a a Danny sticker on it please make it happen Edit: extra garbage dust too please
@justagalwhocomments Жыл бұрын
we all would
@reif4557 2 ай бұрын
Hello, Danny. You have had your first child - does he know he's not allowed to speak to you until he is three years old? 🧐🧐
@merciedo7101 Ай бұрын
watching this video after danny had his kid lmfao 6:02
@craftycordy8939 Ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking lmaooo
@Glockenspiel8 Жыл бұрын
Why did I actually start crying when Danny said bye to Greg the rat
@doodleBurgers Жыл бұрын
Because you're emotionally immature?
@youyeedyourlasthaw Жыл бұрын
@@doodleBurgers Jesus Christ
@Glockenspiel8 Жыл бұрын
Calm down, someone’s pet died omg, Danny was super respectful about it and I thought that was really sweet
@rainwatering Жыл бұрын
@@doodleBurgers that's not what emotionally immature means. i would argue that your reply is a better example of being emotionally immature.
@legendarywatermelon946 Жыл бұрын
@@doodleBurgers ☹️👎
@shortposeidon Жыл бұрын
8:14 I wasn't looking and I legit thought MatPat was talking. Spot-on impression
@olivialanker6744 Жыл бұрын
This is so small but danny saying 'my hair got different' instead of 'my hair changed' hit me in the giggles
@parkerhartzler 11 ай бұрын
from 11:50 - I'm literally the person in the photo! A.K.A Jimmy Numale. I can confirm Danny, this is indeed not you :)
@SwimmingInSunlight Жыл бұрын
Danny is such a goof about the fake merch thing, surely he can't have forgotten collabing with Eddy Burbank on a video about that topic!
@goldenmolelover Жыл бұрын
right? how could he forget his iconic video with eddie berback!
@SwimmingInSunlight Жыл бұрын
@@goldenmolelover you ought not to be goofing on me for misspelling Eddi Borback, surely 😆
@goldenmolelover Жыл бұрын
@@SwimmingInSunlight my apologies, its rude to mock someone for misspelling edde bobeck
@ricardocloo Жыл бұрын
I once replied to a fake celebrity scammer who told me kind of the same thing. They ask how you want to be paid (I sent them a PayPal link), but before they pay you, they send you a message that you need to buy them a gift card for x amount of money to gain their trust, it's really dumb
@K_sawftie Жыл бұрын
That seems legit.
@ricardocloo Жыл бұрын
@Kendra yeah it's a pretty common tactic for scammers, I don't think many people fall for it though, at least I hope so xD
@SmokeyRose Жыл бұрын
They sent me money to use for gift cards. I blocked them and bought groceries. I got lucky with a very dumb scammer
@ricardocloo Жыл бұрын
@@SmokeyRose damn, that's amazing xD
@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- 6 ай бұрын
6:00 😂 Oh no, he has a child now doesn’t he 😭
@celo7carvalho Жыл бұрын
Danny I’m a practitioner of a Afro-Brazilian religion where we evoke spirits and even incorporate them. And it never bothers me when classy, good and creative people make fun of “paranormal/religious” things. I loved that video
@forg_frog Жыл бұрын
Danny is so whimsical and fun
@CemreA Жыл бұрын
did you mean goofy and wacky
@justagalwhocomments Жыл бұрын
@@CemreA they meant lacroix
@jjju3 Жыл бұрын
no way
@izyle3 Жыл бұрын
wish he was real
@enabaumland 11 ай бұрын
even a little silly??
@andybanana1505 Жыл бұрын
5:18 I'm lowkey just freaking out about how humanlike Greg the rats hands are. RIP Greg
@emmathelovewitch Жыл бұрын
Ikr the nails too
@JiroAKA Жыл бұрын
Were*
@teasp00ns Жыл бұрын
I used to have rats, their grabby little hands are the funniest things. If I handed them a cheerio it looked like they were steering a car lol
@sarasthoughts Жыл бұрын
He's just a lil guy :(
@sarasthoughts Жыл бұрын
@@teasp00ns this gen made my day
@imaperson3512 11 ай бұрын
Danny- “when I have kids” (Instagram post a few days later)
@ericakat6322 Жыл бұрын
The way dannys mocking mattpat with seemingly so much vitriol is killing me for no reason
@emilyaronson9974 Жыл бұрын
no sparkling water in this video directly led to danny choking at 8:22
@thejoeman0123 Жыл бұрын
Danny freaking out over his merch getting stolen even with fake danny shop websites means he hasn't watched the video with Eddy going over this exact situation. He even brought Drew in because of the road work meme
@highoninfinity 11 ай бұрын
its a small thing but it means a lot that you called out sunnyv2's awful transphobia, as a trans person its really scary for us right now so its comforting to see someone i look up to being on our side
@crablessinbaltimore 11 ай бұрын
fr it's so nice to see :') someday things will get better for us
@xXAcidBathXx 11 ай бұрын
Let’s hope more people will keep supporting us……. we really need it
@dennistmennace 11 ай бұрын
I thought more people would have mentioned this, but I’m glad he said something. Even though it’s not a main channel vid, I’m sure at some point that guy will end up seeing this & hopefully realize how gross he’s been.
@placeholderdoe 11 ай бұрын
To you and everyone replying it will get better, the world has had to improve to reach where we are now, which means that the world can climb the ladder to being less horrible because we’re already up a few steps. Good luck to y’all, may you all see the rainbow after the storm
@cwahlb1 11 ай бұрын
🏳️⚧️♥️
@MoistBitching 4 ай бұрын
“When I have kids” then casually has a child
@Raincally Жыл бұрын
8:20 How he increased his range on his voice had me laughing
@justagalwhocomments Жыл бұрын
lollll
@emmathelovewitch Жыл бұрын
The way he started coughing 💀😭
@o18k7g8 Жыл бұрын
That killed me 😂
@TinyGhosty Жыл бұрын
LOL I had to rewatch "Lest me looking like a FOOL" multiple times, the timing and face edit is hilarious.
@dennistmennace 11 ай бұрын
So good😂😂
@ReecesCrushedToPieces Жыл бұрын
7:44 Matpat actually avidly watches your channel :DD
@HorseSqurriel 8 ай бұрын
please tell me where he said that i’ve been looking for an hour please
@1............................. 3 ай бұрын
😔
@Camila1010 Жыл бұрын
Confirmed, Matpat is obsessed with Danny
@adelaidejohnson6546 Жыл бұрын
A sticker of Danny spanking himself has got to be the best reward for doing well on a test
@kasey-yeahwooooo4207 3 ай бұрын
6:13 oh no… now that Danny is a father, this is so funny
@labcabincaliforniasblacksunday 5 ай бұрын
Oh no now Danny's newborn son can't talk to him until he's 3
@firstperulastperu Жыл бұрын
not danny getting pissed off at that removing his body parts "this motherfucker still removing my facial feature" lmfao 11:17
@veregwen 3 ай бұрын
Omg fellow army 💜 hi
@celeste6943 Жыл бұрын
11:16 just his passive aggressiveness 😂
@alexreid1173 2 ай бұрын
The joke about him not talking to his kids until they’re three certainly has aged lol
@hippyhop33 2 ай бұрын
how come?
@lamibonxd Ай бұрын
@@hippyhop33danny hasn’t talked to his kids in 3 years. jk he just has a kid now but i wouldn’t say this aged poorly..?
@hippyhop33 Ай бұрын
@@lamibonxd 😭😭 yh i think the wording confused me, i thought they were saying he now has nothing to do with his new kid 😭
@aeryn8134 Ай бұрын
The “when i have a baby” comment 😭😭😭😭😭
@PlN3APPL313 Жыл бұрын
Oh god, the more his hair whitens then more formal his language gets…
@RedEyesSV Жыл бұрын
That cut from Danny coughing to an ad was great
@LHZOZ777 Жыл бұрын
11:00 YEESSS Danny is still based‼️‼️
@urheehoo Жыл бұрын
agreed
@clarabel_adoring 11 ай бұрын
🏳️⚧️🎉
@kevalyarathore223 3 ай бұрын
What is so based about it?
@pap-fr 3 ай бұрын
@@kevalyarathore223 Apparently pretending like biology isn't a thing and that sex doesn't exist is "based" despite it erasing what women experience and go through and removing all language to talk about our bodies (but conveniently not anything to do w men) in favor of a man made set of cultural sterotypes that don't accurately or at all describe either sex is "still based"
@Analsexonyoutubekids 3 ай бұрын
Nah
@goofiestgoobster 10 ай бұрын
the fake call segment is even more goofier because now he will have a child “not unless you’re *three* bud.”
@sophie-yp4tb 11 ай бұрын
Me collecting times Danny mentions his “future children” in his recent videos like infinity stones 6:12
@chlojo1231 Жыл бұрын
Danny using Pop Culture's full government name 5:28
@spideyxalmighty695 Жыл бұрын
3:39 As someone from the caribbean, maybe i should start leaving stickers in random touristic places so americans find them and go "huh?"
@user-wn8me7fc8u 11 ай бұрын
Definitely
@Max-nm3me 11 ай бұрын
6:11 bro was foreshadowing
@wiafrac 11 ай бұрын
8:50 Danny should make that his merch tbh
@littlewolfgirl8707 5 ай бұрын
Lol you were right
@wiafrac 5 ай бұрын
@@littlewolfgirl8707 I SAW!!! definitely buying ✊
@jackieedgin4849 Жыл бұрын
it’s always a good day when danny posts
@averytrexel Жыл бұрын
recovering from surgery and Not Having A Good Time right now. this’ll be a great distraction, thanks dan :)
@g.j.9515 Жыл бұрын
hope you feel better soon fellow greg
@averytrexel Жыл бұрын
@@g.j.9515 thanks fellow greg 💞
@g.j.9515 Жыл бұрын
@@averytrexel watch out if youre on antibiotics greg. having infections and bowel problems post surgery arent fun, take probiotics afterwards. quick recovery be upon ye
@averytrexel Жыл бұрын
@@g.j.9515 i truly appreciate it, greg. no antibiotics, just metal in my ankle.
@lizzheckmann-tf9ts Ай бұрын
Now he can tell his son "not till your 3 bud"
@lemoninacoconut6460 11 ай бұрын
“my kids someday..” HITS DIFFERENT NOW 😭😭
@justagalwhocomments Жыл бұрын
9:38 GOT ME DYING
@koyikro 11 ай бұрын
WUH WUH WUH
@Mushroom_soup0407 Жыл бұрын
5:57 Well I have an Android, and I'M gonna get it
@Mushroom_soup0407 Жыл бұрын
It was severely underwhelming
@banana_365iguess 11 ай бұрын
@@Mushroom_soup0407 tell us more pleaseeeeee
@Mushroom_soup0407 9 ай бұрын
@@banana_365iguess the FaceTime was just a clip of his video looping over and over again. And the funniest thing, is that the call function, isn't even his voice! It's just this random dude
@banana_365iguess 9 ай бұрын
@@Mushroom_soup0407wait what?!
@Mushroom_soup0407 8 ай бұрын
@@banana_365iguess Ikr???
@jarnold Жыл бұрын
7:59 this made my day, no, my year. thank you
@jeremyschapstick 11 ай бұрын
THE FORESHADOWING IN THIS VIDEO??? OH MY GOD
@Elden_Lean Жыл бұрын
I also agree that now is a great time to bring "lest" back. Very underrated word, and it sounds cool. Heard it in a Nile song about 12 years ago and I've used it pretty regularly since then
@dogapproved3537 Жыл бұрын
I know you didn’t say a lot abt it ofc because it’s just a Reddit video but thank you for not supporting SunnyVs disgusting comments about Chris. You’re amazing Danny
@doodleBurgers Жыл бұрын
What did sunny v say?
@BucketMans Жыл бұрын
@@doodleBurgers he was just generally transphobic. Thereay be some particular quotes but I can't think of any.
@rolyatinsonia Жыл бұрын
@@doodleBurgers called chris a nightmare and compared them to hollywood movie characters like he was a product for Jimmy's videos and not his friend
@doodleBurgers Жыл бұрын
@Rolyat I mean he does look like someone out of my nightmares
@rolyatinsonia Жыл бұрын
@@doodleBurgers then you must think kittens are terrifying, 'Oooohhh so scary man with long hair and nails polish'
@mikaelabarnes4262 11 ай бұрын
6:13 "when i have kids", coming back to this after his announcement is making me emotional 😭
@madisonguffey8114 11 ай бұрын
“when i have kids” YOU HAVE A KID NOW
@prnklinfierc Жыл бұрын
As a certified lest user, I am bothered by Danny's misuse at 2:34
@Hannah-uf1qk Жыл бұрын
It was a joke
@prnklinfierc Жыл бұрын
@@Hannah-uf1qk calling myself a "certified lest user" is also a joke. Im not actually bothered
@Hannah-uf1qk Жыл бұрын
@@prnklinfierc K
@gorillazisfreetherapy 9 ай бұрын
6:07 is even better now that hes actually gonna have a kid
@Alex13255 9 ай бұрын
Dude i just was rewatching the video and i was thinking the same thing lmao
@erin0322 2 ай бұрын
6:09 danny you’d better not be speaking to your child any time soon
@backgroundcharacter32 11 ай бұрын
6:10 “when i have kids” it was sooner than we thought
@the.only.real.batman 4 ай бұрын
dont forget to tell your kid that he cant talk to you until hes 3
@ethanroy5628 11 ай бұрын
When Danny said “when” I have kids, this guy knew what he was doing😏
@milftractor 11 ай бұрын
“when i have kids” oh well boy do i have a surprise for you
@electricelmaha4033 11 ай бұрын
YESSSSS Though he probably knew she was pregnant at this point
@electricelmaha4033 11 ай бұрын
I just noticed this was 12 days ago. He definitely knew lol
@3daniku 11 ай бұрын
@@electricelmaha4033 it might be prerecorded
@coletteremie Жыл бұрын
omg as a pet rat owner and a vet student I legit teared up at Danny’s eulogy for Greg the Rat 🤧 I really hope the owner sees this video
@rosanalle123 11 ай бұрын
ITS MY RAT I LITERALLT CHOKED WHEN I SAW THIS
@ryliemartin124 11 ай бұрын
@@rosanalle123 that’s so sweet and sorry for your loss 🫶🫶🫶
@sarahbulle8704 Жыл бұрын
i agree, i would love some squishy bone merch. I'd even take fake industrial complex produced squishy bone stickers, but something the ceo of squishy bones, danny himself, signed off on would be better. that is my favorite running joke as well
@sarahbulle8704 Жыл бұрын
maybe something with "guys my bones are getting squishy!" or "palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy, bones squishy"
@rotta666 Жыл бұрын
Danny ily you brighten my days sm ive watched every single video atleast 10 times
@justagalwhocomments Жыл бұрын
r.i.p rat
@rotta666 Жыл бұрын
@@justagalwhocomments is this a treath
@Light_Dies_07 Жыл бұрын
@@rotta666 unfortunately this does sound like a treath
@goldenmolelover Жыл бұрын
@@justagalwhocomments why are you treathening them
@shootingst4rr Жыл бұрын
7:09 It’s so weird to have Game Theory and Danny Gonzalez talk about each other. I’ve watched both channels for years and this was a crossover I never thought would occur
@aritaylor6351 Жыл бұрын
Danny's humor reminds me so much of my younger brother and it honestly makes me so happy. Truly a comfort creator for me