That made me laugh 😅

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Love Haarland

Wouldn’t be surprised if city has him practicing interviews because he doesn’t need to practice on the training field 😂 ballon’dor in the bag soon!

@@panic7659 He doesn't need to practice interviews, people from all clubs love him. He jokes, he swears, he's funny and typically humble but on top of that he's brilliant and we all love seeing youngsters breaking records. Long may it continue for the lad, I just hope he takes mercy on Leeds.

He’s started amazingly and is going to get a big break when the World Cup kick off I would be happy too !

Wouldnt u be enjoying life being on silly money playing for the best team in the world?

I would to if I earn that much money.

I was looking for this comment. 😂😂

What’s funny about saying it’s good to see his old teammates? 🤣🤣

@@Bulskee they just dickriding

@@Bulskee He makes it sound like they met at a BBQ or something.

@@VolTheProducer Don't go to Haalands BBQ he only serves invisible burgers

Insanely brilliant? The first was a hit and hope because they did nothing, and the keeper literally let it in, the second, haaland did well to get contact, but no where near enough for a gaol

@@nicoamusa16 now say it without crying

They were dogshit today

@@nicoamusa16 the movement on stones shot was lovely, tricked the keeper that's why it looks like he should save it. Cancelo's ball in was stunning and the finish from haaland is definitely insane

They were pretty poor and if Stones doesn't smash that ball in game would have gone nowhere and 0-1 final result. Even with Haaland city still seems to struggle to break down these low blocks, especially in the UCL.

hahahahaha pricless

How is it priceless lmao stan

It really could be. Haaland is what city has been missing

@@jjjyli686 yeah, I always feel after aguero departure, city didn't have reliable goal scorer

@@rakhmathadita3917 The scariest thing about that statement is that City still put away 90+ goals a season. Having Haaland now means they have a player for the big games that matter.

@@DanielRayTrindade i forgot where, but some pundit or even pep himself said that they (city) cant score and win when it matter most, and haaland hopefully can fix it

@@DanielRayTrindade to be honest he wouldn't actually increase the overall goal tally of City by a lot. Just the goals will be concentrated now instead of being distributed amongst the whole team.

Coz they said they can stop him

@@althamdb5501 tbf if any team knows how to stop haaland, is dortmund

@@MrYounis26 but they didn't, right..? That's why he was proud to say that he scored

@@althamdb5501 Well its Haaland, and they did a pretty good job containing him to just one goal.

@@MrYounis26 a goal that won a match 😁

imagine if bayern did get him. would there be any point even watching league games anymore.

@@NeilLewis77 Nothing changed. Because bayern not king of ucl like real madrid. Just like city in league

@@zaffruliskandar3368 Bayern and city are better than Madrid. Madrid were just unbelievably lucky last year. City played them off the park, only let in those stupid goals right in the last few minutes.

Y u speaking fluent English and bayern fan tapped

@@t-rod4456 Real got outplayed by chelsea,psg,Liverpool everygame too fairplay to real for somehow managing to win though tbh it reminded me of Chelsea 2012 campaign

@ DP PRODUCTION I noticed 😂😂😂

as cold as they come

He obviously doesn't like interviews or being asked dumb questions

Reminds me so much of ibrahimovic. The height strength, Scandinavian. Blunt. Confident. Man bun even lol. Love it.

@@flexermc4333 I actually think Haaland is more humble than Ibra

@@donttreadonweeee9478 agreed. Haaland is just punchy. Doesn't beat around the bush and says it exactly how it is.

Nah, Haaland is overall humble and he's respectful to his mates, he's just being playful with Stones. It's like how some friends joke about one another sometimes.

what type of gravy?

'Out of this world'? Go watch a Xavi/Iniesta/Fabregas compilation

@@mediacenterman8583 and modric

@@mediacenterman8583 still out of this world, best fullback in the world, no questions asked

@@wanton8150 how many times Modric did it...maybe one against chelsea.....kdb does this every game

Cruyff would’ve proud of him!

Just someone being themselves, really

Haaland cant score from range

@@grujber7342 What about against psg?

@@RedD12gaming he started watching last week

way quicker, stronger, definitely more promising. in terms of general attributes i agree though

@@grujber7342 He can, lol. But a striker will always look for the best chance and that is inside the box. It's better to be a great goal scorer than a scorer of great goals.

'Why not'?

Babe wake up new haaland post match just dropped

Having followed him at Dortmund, I knew he would have this impact, especially in a city team that guarantees chances every game.

Charisma really can go a long way, not everyone has it naturally but it’s important to remember not to underestimate anyone…being honest and humble is probably the best way forward

He may be reaching historical levels with how good he is.

Absolutely not top 6 but not the best but he’s only 21 Edit: I meant top 5

lewa better

@@Deathmare235 who's in your top 6? Let's hear it

@@Deathmare235 he is sooo clear right now and he’s 22

same

yes matt great comment 💀

ok relax it wasnt that funny

@@evoke97 R/WOOSH

Something about these German & Scandinavians. They really don’t know how to deliver a joke properly lol

Alverez Foden & Silva

They bring pace

@mmpj twod for the next 15 years or so

Yeah he's 22 perfect age has all the energy in the world 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No the Interviewers are getting better at interviewing Haaland

Any other goalkeeper would have saved the Stones goal, rather than pull their hand away to let it in.. and Haaland scores another from inside 6ft.. guess it helps being 9 foot tall tho.. luckily for City, they have fallen behind against fairly weak teams so have got back in it.. they won't do that against Liverpool, Bayern PSG or any big clubs.. they are kind of riding their luck, and Haaland is getting mainly tap ins. It will change, the luck won't go on for ever 😄

@@lfcmonkeyyyman6229 Deluded. They will smash those teams.

@@lfcmonkeyyyman6229 bro ur acc chatting so much wass its crazy.

@@lfcmonkeyyyman6229 just watch what happens this champions league

....actually, I'd consider it a bit of a problem that we haven't managed to play beautiful football yet this season. Yeah, we're more clinical with Haaland. But our tempo is sporadic, we're way less fluent which makes us worse at controlling the game which makes us lose possession in dangerous situations more often which makes us concede more chances - while at the same time not creating nearly as well as before either. I'm not saying "it's bc we're playing with Haaland now". It's not. Partially, yes. But we also have a bit of a problem with Rodri being overplayed and losing Zinchenko who was great in finding small pockets and supporting Rodri when he gets boxed in. When Zinchenko didn't play, we had Bernardo dropping deeper - hence the "attacking defender" joke some players made in the "Champions" documentary. But this season Bernardo is used more wide/attacking. So overall Rodri is way more exposed - while also not being in top form bc he's literally playing every game since forever. We have _a lot_ to work on. We're actually not playing well at all. We're talking about a team that had Fernandinho+Garcia as CB pairing for a season and only conceded 35 goals in 38 games. We've conceded 8 in 3 this season... We used to win 2-0 or 2-1 and come out of it thinking: "Wow...we missed 20 chances. How is that possible." Now we win 2-1...by scoring the only two chances we had all game. We're getting bailed out by individual class of players' passing and finishing. Our team performances are worse than they have been in the past 5 years. Can only hope this improves. Because when I say that we're getting "bailed out" by individual class....it was still only enough to win 6 out of 10 games. We could have easily drawn this game (Stones' goal was pretty sus) and we would have ended our first 10 games with only 5 wins.

Cancelo does that all the time lol

Cancelo has done that so many times. Arguably more than Modric ever does.

Cancelo maybe 3rd best full back in the world right now

That is a standard pass from Cancelo. Has that in his bag

Dummy xavi and iniesta never do outside of the foot crosses. Quaresma does it more than them even.

In another interview he was asked it bothers him when he has few touches or gets the ball few times in matches. He answered «My dream is to touch the ball 5 times and score 5 goals» 😂

yeah they should always play alvarez he brings great change to the game

Never bet on City to win the Champions League.

@@SS-pq9ci Agree to disagree