My name is Yoshikage Kira, Google Translated.

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Purquos

Purquos

2 жыл бұрын

Kira's speech / monologue, but you get the point. you still can't come to turtle friends.
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@RedCrimson35
@RedCrimson35 Жыл бұрын
Bro is watching johns average trip💀
@purquos
@purquos Жыл бұрын
this is the best comment
@paulandrew6867
@paulandrew6867 Жыл бұрын
nah bro's watching Joe's Uneventful Voyage
@divinepipkins
@divinepipkins Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@wwbspz4837
@wwbspz4837 Жыл бұрын
@@arcticorcaii jojo reference
@Crash_-
@Crash_- Жыл бұрын
Nah Bros watching jo's simple exploration
@dyingscarlet
@dyingscarlet Жыл бұрын
"I do not smoke." _"But I occasionally smoke."_
@amongussussy9017
@amongussussy9017 Жыл бұрын
*BREATH AIR*
@hesdek8512
@hesdek8512 Жыл бұрын
Passive smokers be like
@haruito6073
@haruito6073 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, "No but actually Yes."
@erramus6369
@erramus6369 Жыл бұрын
Snoop dog.
@eleonayrankin2545
@eleonayrankin2545 Жыл бұрын
Dude is confused lol
@Kenzo-dg8qw
@Kenzo-dg8qw Жыл бұрын
"My name is classified." He really stole Diavolo's line-
@gamehero6816
@gamehero6816 Жыл бұрын
He stole Diavolo's- KING CRIMSON!
@litterbox0192
@litterbox0192 Жыл бұрын
[redacted]
@fun-epersonnproductions4002
@fun-epersonnproductions4002 Жыл бұрын
SCP
@eggs_benedict8
@eggs_benedict8 9 ай бұрын
Nah bro think about it diavolo stole his line
@user-qf2di6wy2d
@user-qf2di6wy2d 9 ай бұрын
Dude works at SCP foundation as an object
@Riomy13
@Riomy13 Жыл бұрын
"I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed" "I usually sleep until I stop" Sounds like a pretty healthy sleep cycle to me...
@user-gu2dj2hx4x
@user-gu2dj2hx4x Жыл бұрын
don't forget, he goes to bed 20 minutes before he's supposed to
@millo7295
@millo7295 Ай бұрын
I sleep when I am tired
@Helpmegetsomt
@Helpmegetsomt Ай бұрын
dont forget about the injection of milk
@x.rohan.001
@x.rohan.001 Жыл бұрын
“I am alone…” I felt the pain in his voice
@JJM8043
@JJM8043 10 ай бұрын
What's even funnier is that original quote in that part says "I am yet to marry".
@gokusan4776
@gokusan4776 2 ай бұрын
He’s alone- He’s the crying one.
@Renegade0_0
@Renegade0_0 4 күн бұрын
Jo/jo​@@gokusan4776
@TheNakamoto2
@TheNakamoto2 2 жыл бұрын
"I usually sleep until i stop" No,no, He's got a point
@ahaha.8538
@ahaha.8538 Жыл бұрын
He’s onto something
@Z7StudiosMecha
@Z7StudiosMecha Жыл бұрын
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science
@skyguylmao
@skyguylmao Жыл бұрын
@@Z7StudiosMecha they are speaking the language of gods
@fiboh
@fiboh Жыл бұрын
"usually"
@Gass0208
@Gass0208 Жыл бұрын
@@fiboh yeah, when he doesn't he spends his whole day sleeping
@nicxcchi6069
@nicxcchi6069 2 жыл бұрын
I don't smoke, but I occasionally smoke.
@purquos
@purquos 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry to hear that! If you fill out this short survey, we will be enlightened on whether or not you may be eligible to receive financial compensation. Thank you!
@Z7StudiosMecha
@Z7StudiosMecha Жыл бұрын
*visible confusion*
@CS1TR7
@CS1TR7 Жыл бұрын
I have 11 days left, just please... don't tell on me.
@requiemempire6637
@requiemempire6637 Жыл бұрын
JoJo logic
@Z7StudiosMecha
@Z7StudiosMecha Жыл бұрын
Not to mention he injects milk juice on himself
@marmaladeyt9275
@marmaladeyt9275 Жыл бұрын
"Although if I were to fight I would cry" -Classified
@The_Redacted_Dr.
@The_Redacted_Dr. 5 ай бұрын
Love how shigechis reaction better fits this than the actual speech
@Axels200927
@Axels200927 4 ай бұрын
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?" -"HOW THE FUCK?" - Shigechi
@BootyCaptain
@BootyCaptain 2 жыл бұрын
"I work at turtle friends and you can't come" Such a badass line!
@ItalianCat1
@ItalianCat1 Жыл бұрын
“I work at turtle friends and you can’t come” SLAYYYY
@badwalter_
@badwalter_ Жыл бұрын
but we can vibrate babies at 8 AM 😏
@elnoquis1509
@elnoquis1509 Жыл бұрын
Xdddd
@YourAverageBrazilian
@YourAverageBrazilian Жыл бұрын
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?"
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
"I do not smoke. But I occasionally smoke"
@astarothlocklear7532
@astarothlocklear7532 Ай бұрын
“Do not confuse your competitors.” Bro, that's all you did for 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
@starbirth244
@starbirth244 Жыл бұрын
when he said "Although... If I were to fight, I would definitely cry." that was so intimidating
@BurntSushi.
@BurntSushi. Жыл бұрын
That's something that I would say tbh
@caav56
@caav56 4 ай бұрын
@@BurntSushi. Or Esidisi
@ClussyPomni
@ClussyPomni Ай бұрын
Plot twist:It's because the enemy is absolutely going to get cooked by him.
@sometechydude2324
@sometechydude2324 Жыл бұрын
I like how google translate occasionally makes an actually cool line before remembering that it’s supposed to be stupid
@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779
@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779 Жыл бұрын
Yeah fr
@turtlelord8021
@turtlelord8021 10 ай бұрын
*B A B Y S M E L L*
@BrickmanTheForgiving
@BrickmanTheForgiving 4 ай бұрын
would like this comment but don’t wanna mess up the 555
@EyeOfKings
@EyeOfKings 3 ай бұрын
Although... If I were to fight I would cry.
@1EnterNameHere
@1EnterNameHere 3 ай бұрын
“ The hero lies awake at night. . . Baby smell”
@pepsi3168
@pepsi3168 Жыл бұрын
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?" had me laughing so hard XD
@Arrivederchi683
@Arrivederchi683 Жыл бұрын
I’m still laughing 3 min after hearing it
@HotPants420
@HotPants420 Жыл бұрын
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT?!
@jaccorademaker3219
@jaccorademaker3219 Жыл бұрын
Uhhh u dont wanna know 😅
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ankur9254
@ankur9254 Жыл бұрын
That's where the fun begins 😈
@eshanacharya1553
@eshanacharya1553 5 ай бұрын
stand user: Classified stand: dead queen: chew the ashes
@bennedictlie393
@bennedictlie393 Ай бұрын
Lmao
@eshanacharya1553
@eshanacharya1553 Ай бұрын
@ieathumansouls ohhhohoh thats good xd
@eshanacharya1553
@eshanacharya1553 Ай бұрын
@ieathumansouls yea i know
@man8897
@man8897 Жыл бұрын
“I am 5 years old” and “but we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?” Get me every time
@moai4896
@moai4896 Жыл бұрын
"The hero lies awake at night" Is actually a badass quote Only to be broken by "baby smell" 💀💀💀💀
@kindlingking
@kindlingking Жыл бұрын
Well, at least that explains why hero lies awake at night
@BluePlant
@BluePlant Жыл бұрын
@@kindlingkingGood point
@slyshark.
@slyshark. Жыл бұрын
L rizz
@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779
@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779 Жыл бұрын
FOR REAL THO, LIKE IT WAS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE LEGIT DIALOGUE BUT NOPE 😭
@monke12349
@monke12349 Жыл бұрын
@@kindlingking lmao
@dimi5862
@dimi5862 Жыл бұрын
"Basically, Shigechi, you are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman" - Highshikage Kira
@LinhDuongThuy44
@LinhDuongThuy44 7 ай бұрын
Classified
@truebruhmoment4667
@truebruhmoment4667 5 ай бұрын
Snoop Dogg: "Dawg, you didn't just steal and smoke ALL my weed did ya??" Yoshihigh Weeda: 0:23
@LNERJ15
@LNERJ15 4 ай бұрын
Nah that's hokage kira
@stealthy3974
@stealthy3974 4 ай бұрын
Dead Queen!
@iamsiley2200
@iamsiley2200 3 ай бұрын
What does bro have against craftsmen?
@gambious
@gambious 9 ай бұрын
This was more intimidating than the real monologue.
@tristanbutterfield8571
@tristanbutterfield8571 9 ай бұрын
This is more terrifying than his real speech, imagine if you caught a dude with a severed hand and then he just started saying this
@hololiveenjoyer5655
@hololiveenjoyer5655 Жыл бұрын
"You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent" That was savage ngl
@ClussyPomni
@ClussyPomni Жыл бұрын
I don't kinda get it
@ItsAlteria
@ItsAlteria Жыл бұрын
@@ClussyPomni shit so bad even the sun gets it
@blazedultimate
@blazedultimate Жыл бұрын
Therefore a craftsman
@ClussyPomni
@ClussyPomni Жыл бұрын
Aw damn💀
@NickZGames
@NickZGames Жыл бұрын
"Therefore a craftsman"
@potatosurikata2099
@potatosurikata2099 Жыл бұрын
"dead queen" hits different after 8th of September, 2022
@purquos
@purquos Жыл бұрын
“i swear you to i had nothing to do with this”
@MAISON41
@MAISON41 Жыл бұрын
Holy Mary…
@medicgaming101
@medicgaming101 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@killerqueen3814
@killerqueen3814 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@zk-vd6uy
@zk-vd6uy Жыл бұрын
Damn
@TheLegendaryMemeKing
@TheLegendaryMemeKing 6 ай бұрын
“I don’t smoke, but I occasionally smoke.” Okay now this is getting too realistic.
@CaffeineDeprivation
@CaffeineDeprivation 2 ай бұрын
Shigechi's confused reaction is the best part lmao I'd be all "WTF" too if I had to face such a terrifying 5 year old
@seetemp5532
@seetemp5532 Жыл бұрын
“Although… If I were to fight, I would definitely cry.” That had me laughing hard 😂
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂lol
@Fetud
@Fetud Жыл бұрын
Same😂
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
For me it's deginitely 0:49 "Why is your HOUSE still hairy" dude doesn't even know it's yukako's fault
@shocck1
@shocck1 Жыл бұрын
and relatable.
@manupm9161
@manupm9161 Жыл бұрын
*Eisidisi in a nutshell*
@charakiga
@charakiga Жыл бұрын
« I work at turtle friends, and you can’t come » Bro Im jealous now.
@purquos
@purquos Жыл бұрын
Good LOL
@litterbox0192
@litterbox0192 Жыл бұрын
no polnareff 4 u
@AbleIllusionist
@AbleIllusionist Жыл бұрын
@@litterbox0192 :(
@slothtamer513
@slothtamer513 5 ай бұрын
But we can vibrate babies at 8AM, yes?
@Lebron-james-is-my-sunshime
@Lebron-james-is-my-sunshime 2 ай бұрын
@@slothtamer513baby smell
@DKdrop
@DKdrop 5 ай бұрын
Still like 29% more coherent than anything James Joyce wrote.
@zadiczane7618
@zadiczane7618 2 ай бұрын
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors. The hero lies awake at night" actually sounds menacing as hell. It's as if he's saying "Don't pick me as your enemy, even the hero lies awake at night, scared of me"
@Helpmegetsomt
@Helpmegetsomt Ай бұрын
baby smell
@crazyakira1222
@crazyakira1222 Жыл бұрын
I love how Kira sounds so cool, even when saying "If we were to fight, I'd definitely cry" xD
@dogenombres9614
@dogenombres9614 Жыл бұрын
Acdc reference
@rquantum7754
@rquantum7754 5 ай бұрын
sad shiegechi tries to listen kira but cant even understand
@HotPants420
@HotPants420 Жыл бұрын
"Although... If I were to fight, I would definetly cry" -Koshikage Yira
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
Excuse me, but that's classified, he's 5 years old. His home is north east of Mary, although he doesn't know where the rest of the city is. Probably because of that he is alone, working at turtle friends. He does not smoke, but he occasionally smokes
@HotPants420
@HotPants420 Жыл бұрын
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Yes
@guclacm5413
@guclacm5413 Жыл бұрын
And he does cry when he cut his arm
@TrishTalkOfficial
@TrishTalkOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 after injecting some milk juice, he goes to bed atleast 20 minutes before it’s bedtime. He’s trying to explain he loves to have fun and quiet. He has a peacemaker. He is careful not to confuse his competitors. He says the hero lies awake at night, baby smell.
@ImNotADonutUMAI
@ImNotADonutUMAI Жыл бұрын
@@TrishTalkOfficial So what does the company think? I knoe i'm happy, but what do you believe? Although... If i were to fight,I would definitely cry. Basically,Shigechi You are a disease that effects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman. *Dead queen* That's in fact what I do say then. I took a shower before I could speak So that I could kill children... peacefully.
@absolutefoot4594
@absolutefoot4594 6 ай бұрын
This is actually the most flawless botched translation imaginable. “I usually sleep until I stop” made me cry
@fabri_pere7024
@fabri_pere7024 5 ай бұрын
true statements: "I am alone..." "I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed." I usually sleep until I stop." "I am stressed out." "I try to explain that I love to have fun and quiet"" "Dead Queen!" "That's in fact what I do say then."
@kworu_kewi
@kworu_kewi Жыл бұрын
"I try to explain that i love to have fun and quiet" "I HAVE A PEACEMAKER"
@goofyicerink9560
@goofyicerink9560 Жыл бұрын
i dont know if it makes it any funnier when you realise peacemaker is an actual revolver
@znznmgusmznzn2629
@znznmgusmznzn2629 Жыл бұрын
@@goofyicerink9560 how funny they name a gun is peacemaker
@KaijuofSteel
@KaijuofSteel Жыл бұрын
“DO YOU REALLY WANNA DO YOU REALLY WANNA TASTE IT"
@pvshka
@pvshka Жыл бұрын
@@znznmgusmznzn2629 colt 45
@Zoolioxo
@Zoolioxo Жыл бұрын
Ok peacemamker is gun but I just think it funnier to think of it as a cigar
@Zhortac
@Zhortac Жыл бұрын
This man injects milk juice and goes to bed 20 minutes before bed time? HOW DO YOU STOP THIS MAN! HE'S TOO POWERFUL!
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
His stand is already dead, how can you kill it?
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
And also he occasionally smokes without smoking
@petrakurnia6772
@petrakurnia6772 Жыл бұрын
Special milk 😏
@redgreen1237
@redgreen1237 Жыл бұрын
He has a peacemaker
@pikagiuppy93
@pikagiuppy93 Жыл бұрын
he vibrates babies at 8 am, yes
@TheSharkTVKK
@TheSharkTVKK 7 ай бұрын
“I do not smoke but I occasionally smoke” I rolled all the way to my father with that one 💀
@Morgoth_ASMR_Stop
@Morgoth_ASMR_Stop Жыл бұрын
"Baby smell" -A man with a peacemaker that is 5 years old
@JJM8043
@JJM8043 11 ай бұрын
And who's name is classified.
@JJM8043
@JJM8043 8 ай бұрын
And works at turtle friends, where you're not allowed.
@darcepower5023
@darcepower5023 Жыл бұрын
1:15 "i know im happy, but what do you believe?" actually kinda sounds like kira for some strange reason.
@purquos
@purquos Жыл бұрын
RIGHT
@jasontodd3681
@jasontodd3681 Жыл бұрын
It Seemed like a line an MGR villain would spout
@no.yes.417
@no.yes.417 Жыл бұрын
@@jasontodd3681 monsoon
@Kroton09YT
@Kroton09YT Жыл бұрын
@@no.yes.417 M E M E S
@no.yes.417
@no.yes.417 Жыл бұрын
@@Kroton09YT the dna of the soul
@censored2051
@censored2051 Жыл бұрын
"I'll go to bed when I go to bed" no no he's got a point.
@Monocosmic
@Monocosmic Жыл бұрын
"i sleep until i stop"
@izzatgamer4803
@izzatgamer4803 Жыл бұрын
In the morning the baby will cry again
@ozzienemo
@ozzienemo Жыл бұрын
"I do not smoke, but I occasionally smoke"
@zk-vd6uy
@zk-vd6uy Жыл бұрын
@@ozzienemo air
@bootleghollowknight
@bootleghollowknight Жыл бұрын
20 minutes before it's bedtime
@jojosgod2907
@jojosgod2907 10 ай бұрын
He really has an obsession with babies.
@MisterPerforator
@MisterPerforator 5 ай бұрын
"in the morning the babies will cry again" ©Classified
@max.s5202
@max.s5202 Жыл бұрын
"If I were to fight, I would definitely cry." Yo, ACDC!
@NovDaNov
@NovDaNov Жыл бұрын
Bros got jojo reference in google translate.
@deanfernandes7604
@deanfernandes7604 Жыл бұрын
Shoutout to my man D and G from part 6.
@ShadowHawk24Real
@ShadowHawk24Real Жыл бұрын
@@deanfernandes7604 I'd cry too if my partner's ribs teared into my arm.
@deanfernandes7604
@deanfernandes7604 Жыл бұрын
@@ShadowHawk24Real also poor Gucci for being in tremendous amount of pain while Pucci was vibing
@redgreen1237
@redgreen1237 Жыл бұрын
Acdc users vs Esidisi users
@Keigo_88
@Keigo_88 Жыл бұрын
"I'm 5 years old" Lmaooo that got me
@dogenombres9614
@dogenombres9614 Жыл бұрын
Google is the smartest traslator in history🤯 (obiusly is so dumb that is funny)
@elephystry
@elephystry 4 ай бұрын
I love Shrek so much.
@yourbitchcharlie
@yourbitchcharlie 4 ай бұрын
Most average 5 year old. He is very interested in taxes
@FedexTheGreat-il3hy
@FedexTheGreat-il3hy 2 ай бұрын
"we can vibrate babies at 8 AM"
@ender042
@ender042 2 ай бұрын
"I work at turtle friends and you can't come" 💀💀💀💀💀💀 that sounds like an insult.
@epicyuppi
@epicyuppi 2 жыл бұрын
Mom: We have Kira Yoshikage at home Kira Yoshikage at home: Me: I like the home version better
@Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737
@Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737 Жыл бұрын
Same
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Жыл бұрын
Classified*
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Жыл бұрын
Me to
@user-ko8ce9ku4h
@user-ko8ce9ku4h Жыл бұрын
@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Same
@ImNotADonutUMAI
@ImNotADonutUMAI Жыл бұрын
@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Classified**
@blazedultimate
@blazedultimate Жыл бұрын
“You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent, therefore a craftsman” fucking killed me the first time I heard it
@martinsimon7416
@martinsimon7416 Жыл бұрын
me too
@kenshiro1990
@kenshiro1990 2 ай бұрын
never heard a more menacing and cofident"If I were to fight, I'd definitely cry."
@gigure9411
@gigure9411 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t smoke, but I occasionally smoke.” -Classified
@kosakukawajiri9561
@kosakukawajiri9561 Жыл бұрын
He has 11 days left just please dont tell on him
@carnivorousbeast4300
@carnivorousbeast4300 Жыл бұрын
His also 5
@kosakukawajiri9561
@kosakukawajiri9561 Жыл бұрын
@@carnivorousbeast4300 whta
@pkmntrainerred4247
@pkmntrainerred4247 Ай бұрын
And he works at Turtle friends, but you can't come
@bigred35471
@bigred35471 Жыл бұрын
1:03 I love how it like an actual speech here and the just"baby smell"
@dogenombres9614
@dogenombres9614 Жыл бұрын
Kira pedoph(REDACTED) confirmed.
@Tyler_Elliot
@Tyler_Elliot 5 ай бұрын
Lol
@cake1423
@cake1423 Жыл бұрын
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?"💀
@flashkidhdf
@flashkidhdf 3 ай бұрын
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors" mission failed
@DaDucko12
@DaDucko12 Жыл бұрын
props to the guy who kept a straight voice while saying all this
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
True
@BluePlant
@BluePlant Жыл бұрын
I bet he had to do like at least 10 takes
@dr.kujojotaro
@dr.kujojotaro Жыл бұрын
@@BluePlant “Baby smell”
@LuciferLmao487
@LuciferLmao487 Жыл бұрын
1:51 bro he laughed at this part
@theonewhocaredandasked9126
@theonewhocaredandasked9126 5 ай бұрын
@@LuciferLmao487thats the other guy
@ihappentobeabuilder5849
@ihappentobeabuilder5849 Жыл бұрын
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors." honestly sounds like something Kira would say
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
That's so funny. Because he says something logic, then explains that it's the restless heroes the ones that sleep late (also something Kira could say) and then 1:09
@GingerBread31246
@GingerBread31246 Жыл бұрын
**B A B Y S M Ē L L**
@iantaakalla8180
@iantaakalla8180 Жыл бұрын
“I took a shower before I could speak so that I could kill children peacefully” sounds like a very Yoshikage Kira line as well if Kira was not explicitly into children and only to women’s hands.
@bingusbongus3109
@bingusbongus3109 Жыл бұрын
😩
@ihappentobeabuilder5849
@ihappentobeabuilder5849 Жыл бұрын
@@bingusbongus3109 Son
@7up.m0cha
@7up.m0cha Жыл бұрын
“I took a shower before I could speak, so I can kill children… peacefully” the only accurate line 💀
@uchihaiveelt5590
@uchihaiveelt5590 Жыл бұрын
1:51 shigechi got me dead💀💀
@GZilla311
@GZilla311 4 ай бұрын
Got him dead, too.
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
1:45 dude literally summoned elizabeth 💀
@dogenombres9614
@dogenombres9614 Жыл бұрын
"thats in fact what i do say then" now i understand why is he 5 years old.
@ninjadefogo1630
@ninjadefogo1630 5 ай бұрын
​@@dogenombres9614so True lol
@slaxalac7882
@slaxalac7882 Жыл бұрын
“I go to bed at least 20 minutes before it is bed time.” Is the most threatening line I have EVER heard
@parkeryeager8622
@parkeryeager8622 2 ай бұрын
These are the lines I can't get out of my head: "we can vibrate babies at 3am, yes?" "Why is your house still hairy" "baby smell" "although if I were to fight I would definitely cry" "basically shegechi your a disease that affects the sun in a great extent, therefore a craftsman" "Dead Queen, that's in fact what I do say then"
@Patatalercha
@Patatalercha Жыл бұрын
1:50 the laugh kills me 🤣
@DarkX_wolf17348
@DarkX_wolf17348 4 күн бұрын
"EHHHH- AHAHAHHAHAAHH-"
@Chawinyaw
@Chawinyaw Жыл бұрын
“You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman.” is as equally ominous and cryptic as it is poetic
@Duda286
@Duda286 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps it's some kind of foreshadowing about a craftsman who will invent some kind of technology to harvest the sun itself, bringing it closer to it's end sooner than expected.
@rigel8806
@rigel8806 3 ай бұрын
@@Duda286 or maybe Kira just really hates craftsmen
@Duda286
@Duda286 3 ай бұрын
@@rigel8806 seems very plausible
@HeWhoHasRuinedEverything
@HeWhoHasRuinedEverything Жыл бұрын
1:45 that didn't age well 💀
@Tenebris2003
@Tenebris2003 Жыл бұрын
The queen didnt too
@ashmeetsingh2685
@ashmeetsingh2685 Жыл бұрын
@@Tenebris2003 Bro she already dead-💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@4o8ic37
@4o8ic37 Жыл бұрын
BRO WTF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@madcobra9806
@madcobra9806 Жыл бұрын
September 8, 2022 💀💀💀💀💀
@mozzarellamaniac6300
@mozzarellamaniac6300 Жыл бұрын
I AM DEAD 💀
@averagehenenjoyer1
@averagehenenjoyer1 Ай бұрын
"Dead Queen 💀" Nah mate thats just disrespectful and hilarious at the same time 💀
@Its.Kagura_BachinTime
@Its.Kagura_BachinTime 8 ай бұрын
Shigechi has the same reaction as the audience
@malware5463
@malware5463 Жыл бұрын
"In the morning babies will cry again, I am Stressed out, WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY" Such an inspirational line, im breaking in tears
@alexturnbackthearmy1907
@alexturnbackthearmy1907 Жыл бұрын
That what Kira would say, if shegechi was his son
@hydropage2855
@hydropage2855 Жыл бұрын
Definitely methamphetamine
@averagegenzguy2751
@averagegenzguy2751 Жыл бұрын
So he's a dad, who doesn't smoke, but occasionally smokes, and works at Turtle Friends, where you are not allowed
@bucket490
@bucket490 Жыл бұрын
Yer a wizard, Harry. No, I'm a hairy house.
@edgelord121
@edgelord121 Жыл бұрын
@@averagegenzguy2751 He is also a grand total of 5 years old
@amenacinganimator8729
@amenacinganimator8729 Жыл бұрын
“The hero lies awake at night, Baby smell.” Such and inspirational quote, my favorite!
@fastonitix
@fastonitix 3 ай бұрын
"I usually sleep until I stop" is truly one of the lines of all time
@sky257utgk7
@sky257utgk7 5 ай бұрын
“But we could vibrate babies at 8am yes?” 💀
@deanfernandes7604
@deanfernandes7604 Жыл бұрын
How considerate of Kira to take a shower before he speaks so that the children he kills die peacefully without any foul smell.
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY?!
@deanfernandes7604
@deanfernandes7604 Жыл бұрын
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 That damn Yukako girl.....
@Unfunny_Frog
@Unfunny_Frog Жыл бұрын
“ i’ll go to bed as soon as I go to bed.” No, no, he’s got a point.
@joejoerolltheweed
@joejoerolltheweed 6 ай бұрын
Shigechi is his little brother in this universe amd he doesnt want him to tell mom.
@trinty5721
@trinty5721 9 ай бұрын
"I do not smoke, but i occasionally smoke"
@brendanyuki1059
@brendanyuki1059 6 ай бұрын
Y’all aren’t talking enough about how good this guy’s voice is
@droidcommanderthespinosaur689
@droidcommanderthespinosaur689 Жыл бұрын
I actually ran the „my name is yoshikage Kira“ copy pasta through google translate about I’d say 20 times, what I ended up with was „My name is Kira I’m old I’m old.“
@jobinhigashikata2368
@jobinhigashikata2368 Жыл бұрын
i ran the whole thing through a few times and i got this I voted for this filth of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 33. Mahaguala Roztashovaniev is in Songhua Sea, nakakshe Villa Nile,. Jade and I reduced Радима Kao and also played Robina in a simple shortlist and Step 8, similar to Dan. I'm just, Ali ponekad-this is speednisa. 11. I was surprised at the first step of neurotoxicity. Twenty hvilinsky violet bottles of warm milk Uh, my brain has no problem sleeping. Vransi, exhausted, I ran to I,.Champion strikes the lion to make the goiter unclean. 。 I want to live peacefully Ман I plan to fight against wigarashem, the theme of the San Francisco Zoo. Three (European compatibility) supports simplicity. I know sho мубориза Mi раббари, if mi fights, Mi Nicoli is the application.
@chig6375
@chig6375 Жыл бұрын
@@jobinhigashikata2368 Google Translate got high and miraculously became bilingual
@Eve_gothgirl
@Eve_gothgirl Жыл бұрын
8:00 am it’s baby vibrating time
@unnamedaccount6969
@unnamedaccount6969 Жыл бұрын
😳
@crqf2010ruler
@crqf2010ruler Жыл бұрын
Vibratius, he vibrated them until he called saul and became heisenmorbius.
@fugodateam6256
@fugodateam6256 Жыл бұрын
@@crqf2010ruler i was crying when shistavo died
@setyx.
@setyx. Жыл бұрын
"I usually sleep until I stop" -yoshikage Kira man of culture
@rafaelsobreiradasilva3264
@rafaelsobreiradasilva3264 2 ай бұрын
"I'll go to bed as soon as i go to bed." Beautiful words, my man
@boi7316
@boi7316 Жыл бұрын
Mom: Go to sleep, it's past your bedtime Me: I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I don't go to sleep after bed time, only 20 minutes before it
@mozzarellamaniac6300
@mozzarellamaniac6300 Жыл бұрын
But if I were to fight, I'd definitely cry
@AnMComm
@AnMComm Жыл бұрын
I have 11 days left, just please... Don't tell on me
@Buckload
@Buckload Жыл бұрын
"I have a Peacemaker" is probably the most scary line of them all.
@fivepainbbles
@fivepainbbles Жыл бұрын
“I like to have fun and quiet.” “Also I have a gun”
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Жыл бұрын
Actually that weapon represents Kira perfectly. Made for killing and peace and the same time
@caav56
@caav56 11 ай бұрын
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 LGM-118?
@kasmanimzin9067
@kasmanimzin9067 5 ай бұрын
"Dead Queen" bro is gonna anger the british people💀
@_amc2006
@_amc2006 7 ай бұрын
“although if I were to fight” “I would definitely cry”
@halffive945
@halffive945 Жыл бұрын
"but we can vibrate babies at 8 AM,yes?" got me
@Invertablitz2
@Invertablitz2 Жыл бұрын
0:06 top 5 unanswered questions
@beardedgreek9069
@beardedgreek9069 10 ай бұрын
"Basically Shigechi, you are a disease that effects the sun in a great extent." *Excited Kars noises.* "Therefore a craftsman." *Confused Kars noises*
@YetJustAnotherSkeleton
@YetJustAnotherSkeleton 2 ай бұрын
He sounds so concerned about your house being hairy
@purquos
@purquos 2 жыл бұрын
if you like and sub, ill invite you to turtle friends. just once
@kosakukawajiri9561
@kosakukawajiri9561 Жыл бұрын
Done
@lowqualityanimation
@lowqualityanimation Жыл бұрын
comrade i want to be at turtle friends!
@SlimyJerryJelly
@SlimyJerryJelly Жыл бұрын
ME PLS ME
@ameyagaikwad8002
@ameyagaikwad8002 Жыл бұрын
Now that's a deal I can't miss
@charbelsalameh7512
@charbelsalameh7512 Жыл бұрын
Done
@Drahhgen
@Drahhgen Жыл бұрын
"Why is your HOUSE still hairy?" 'After injecting some milk juice" "I do not smoke. But I occasionally smoke. I have 11 days left just please.. don't tell on me" i died from those 3 💀
@markanthonyrevil8144
@markanthonyrevil8144 17 күн бұрын
"You can't come. But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?" Cool.
@latersatyr
@latersatyr 2 ай бұрын
Shigechi's not even afraid of Kira, more worried this man's having a stroke
@tristanbeck9063
@tristanbeck9063 Жыл бұрын
This is more terrifying than the original 💀 “WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY” 😭
@_Bendy
@_Bendy Жыл бұрын
I mean yukako's house was hairy soooo.
@Axels200927
@Axels200927 4 ай бұрын
Shigechi: "HOW IN THE FUCK?"
@sregt
@sregt Жыл бұрын
"Although... If I were to fight, I would definitely cry." So deep so relatable
@ElectricGlowSkull
@ElectricGlowSkull Жыл бұрын
😂
@dogenombres9614
@dogenombres9614 Жыл бұрын
ACDC vs Joshep be like:
@PickleJello
@PickleJello 5 ай бұрын
I'd probably act exactly like Shigechi right now if some guy said that exact thing in that exact way.
@dawsonsawyer4726
@dawsonsawyer4726 Жыл бұрын
“I do not smoke, but I occasionally smoke” -Yoshikage Kira
@chriscanul4075
@chriscanul4075 Жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard. My sister recently got caught up on JoJo's and I'm 100% sending this to her!
@ohhellwhereami2574
@ohhellwhereami2574 Жыл бұрын
Ain't no way she didn't break up laughing 💀
@unnamedaccount6969
@unnamedaccount6969 Жыл бұрын
@@ohhellwhereami2574 breakdown breakdown
@chig6375
@chig6375 Жыл бұрын
Chad sister
@Giorno_Giovanna012
@Giorno_Giovanna012 Жыл бұрын
"i will go to bed as soon i go to bed" -wise quotes from master kira
@user-zs9ir1hg1v
@user-zs9ir1hg1v Жыл бұрын
"if i were to fight,i would definitely cry" literally me
@kishibeenjoyer
@kishibeenjoyer 6 ай бұрын
i need a full version of the ending cover now
@purquos
@purquos 6 ай бұрын
my patron is linked in my cuticles
@capperbuns
@capperbuns 2 ай бұрын
what song is that tho?
@chap2837
@chap2837 Жыл бұрын
I love how near the end shigechi's voice actor was just laughing at the background
@psily7548
@psily7548 Жыл бұрын
"In the morning the babies will cry again, i am stressed out. Why is your house so hairy?" That was so inspirational Kira thank you
@UserE_.
@UserE_. 5 күн бұрын
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?" 😭
@dest3005
@dest3005 3 ай бұрын
*_B a b y s m e l l ._*
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