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Sebastian Maniscalco

Sebastian Maniscalco

4 жыл бұрын

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@thejoeyd9207
@thejoeyd9207 4 жыл бұрын
Being Italian, the level on which I relate to this is frightening. Truly.
@truthteller4442
@truthteller4442 4 жыл бұрын
Same here. Lol. All my showers are “marinating” ones, and I wear dress pants, no matter where I’m going. 😂 Hey, they look better and are more comfortable than jeans.
@alvessail4718
@alvessail4718 3 жыл бұрын
Joe D Italian born in the US?
@thejoeyd9207
@thejoeyd9207 3 жыл бұрын
Alves Sail oh yeah, second generation
@GoddessLuna23
@GoddessLuna23 3 жыл бұрын
@@truthteller4442 Which makes sense, jeans are tight and I never understood how guys feel comfortable in them if they are not riding horses! Nice quality fabric is loose and feels good on the skin.
@cocokaka8183
@cocokaka8183 3 жыл бұрын
I'm moroccan i relate to him so much
@kingkungu
@kingkungu 3 жыл бұрын
"I shut the shower off .. no need for water right now." 😆🤣🤣
@tinaarmstrong9147
@tinaarmstrong9147 2 жыл бұрын
I am rolling hahahaha
@terencejay8845
@terencejay8845 2 жыл бұрын
A 'Navy' shower. I do the same.
@andymeier5498
@andymeier5498 3 жыл бұрын
"go get the loofuuuuhh, the exfoliating glove, it's time to work"
@sashadzura
@sashadzura 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 OMG this freaking guy!!! 😂😂😂
@Naymichelle76
@Naymichelle76 3 жыл бұрын
I loooooove my exfoliating gloves 🧤
@biguprochester
@biguprochester 2 жыл бұрын
You warsh your car wit your hands?
@thecastle09
@thecastle09 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@debrawise8400
@debrawise8400 2 жыл бұрын
😄
@joanies6778
@joanies6778 4 жыл бұрын
"Drop the tabloid. Get one of these Altoids. Will you please?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@callmeishmael4659
@callmeishmael4659 3 жыл бұрын
thought he was going to go with grab some listerine maybe but the altoids works too
@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY
@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 4 жыл бұрын
*“Four sprays and a walk through” ☠️😂 same man same*
@PaulCabannes
@PaulCabannes 4 жыл бұрын
This "let the soap work" gets me all the time
@katelyncalvo
@katelyncalvo 4 жыл бұрын
“I sit there, 8-9 minutes, just marinating”
@pricillaheyliger357
@pricillaheyliger357 4 жыл бұрын
Why are we rinsing so fast? He's right! 🤣 😂🤣😂
@rhyno8644
@rhyno8644 4 жыл бұрын
I believe in long showers. Two full body lathers. Dont let me miss a spot..You need a good q tip to dry your ears out really slow.
@privateuser4179
@privateuser4179 3 жыл бұрын
Did someone take a crap in your mouth???? is the most on point question for some of life's passengers. Ugh! I hear him on THAT ONE!
@stipitza
@stipitza 3 жыл бұрын
It gets you all the time? How often do you watch this video?
@rayfinkle1891
@rayfinkle1891 3 жыл бұрын
I tried this routine. Changed my life forever.
@channelforwhat
@channelforwhat 4 жыл бұрын
Then i am ready to go buy milk. 🤣
@alexandertaylor8870
@alexandertaylor8870 3 жыл бұрын
Too good!
@lauracabe
@lauracabe 4 жыл бұрын
“Whos still washin w their hands, whaddaya doin?”
@laaastplaaace
@laaastplaaace 3 жыл бұрын
You wash your car with your hands?
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Italian character, George Constanza (Seinfeld) joking with someone about how he prefers to eat a candy bar with a knife and fork. ‘How do YOU eat: with your HANDS?! 🙄’ 😝
@PLOttawa
@PLOttawa 4 жыл бұрын
This is the "dirtier" Sebastian I'm not used to seeing. And I love it. Brilliant.
@joannemp6786
@joannemp6786 4 жыл бұрын
PS I was thinking that too 🙌
@andyblake9673
@andyblake9673 4 жыл бұрын
Joke wise i prefer his first 3 specials compared to his last 3, hes super big now, and he's really upped the physical comedy, still great but man his earlier stuff is fucking hilarious!
@bettyboo1927
@bettyboo1927 3 жыл бұрын
@@andyblake9673 I agree, takes s bit of getting used to but he’s great!
@ladylamb7742
@ladylamb7742 3 жыл бұрын
I don't
@GrannyJB
@GrannyJB 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, he is much better now. I bet he isn’t crazy about this old stuff.
@scotts6596
@scotts6596 4 жыл бұрын
This stuff is so funny, it turned my bad news from my doctor into a few minutes of laughter. Great Medicine.
@chalfontelark9882
@chalfontelark9882 3 жыл бұрын
God bless you. No matter what, God is with you.
@GORILLAROB
@GORILLAROB 3 жыл бұрын
God speed!!!
@FrxmTheNxrth
@FrxmTheNxrth 2 жыл бұрын
Rip
@flickfilms3603
@flickfilms3603 2 жыл бұрын
Dont care
@Greatergood3
@Greatergood3 2 жыл бұрын
@@flickfilms3603 imagine needing to say that a year later
@callmeishmael4659
@callmeishmael4659 3 жыл бұрын
his face as he's talking about his shower routine... classic! love this guy
@stuartstogdill2406
@stuartstogdill2406 3 жыл бұрын
"You wash your car with your hands?!?!?".... fucking hilarious!!!!
@connergates9605
@connergates9605 4 жыл бұрын
“9 hours later, when she’s got a mouthful of Acqua Di Gio.......who’s happy?”
@billydee4272
@billydee4272 4 жыл бұрын
I wet myself...😂
@Allansmix
@Allansmix 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh... no class ...he should have said.. ok...too far
@JBruceAlmighty
@JBruceAlmighty 4 жыл бұрын
Allansmix no class? Right... then why aren’t you on stage making millions being a stand up comedic if you know how to be one so well.
@valerie4912
@valerie4912 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me, we don’t like a mouthful of cologne! 😂😂😂
@danielfields5600
@danielfields5600 4 жыл бұрын
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@donnac6466
@donnac6466 4 жыл бұрын
Marinate in shower 🚿 lol Sebastian is the best! 🙂
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Donna C? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@Tjstevens_
@Tjstevens_ 4 жыл бұрын
"Drop the tabloid and pick up a altoid" That was a a bar.
@lorabetts8317
@lorabetts8317 Жыл бұрын
I am crying - laughing so hard! He’s precious God bless all of us
@rachelgarber1423
@rachelgarber1423 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m ready to buy milk”
@widetrackerinkazoo6559
@widetrackerinkazoo6559 4 жыл бұрын
Rachel Garber What kind, did you want it pasteurized, "oh no no, just up to my tits". Ba-dah-bump! (Punch line from an age old Mrs. Johannsen Milk Man joke....)
@sydneywebbe7737
@sydneywebbe7737 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh 😂 too.
@YONCE8701
@YONCE8701 3 жыл бұрын
"WHEN SHE GOT A MOUTH FULL OF ACQUA DIGIO" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❣❣
@chrishoffer1665
@chrishoffer1665 4 жыл бұрын
They're not gonna come back if it smells like seaweed. Lol
@cocopublicnews6766
@cocopublicnews6766 4 жыл бұрын
Why have I not heard of this guy thanks corona for introducing us
@jchati8680
@jchati8680 4 жыл бұрын
Effing ❤ LOVE ❤ this guy!!! Hands down one of the most brilliant comedians that ever lived. Pure talent.
@lindamartinez3283
@lindamartinez3283 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard my side hurt, I love you and your act.
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Linda Martinez? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@JimmerJoMoore
@JimmerJoMoore 2 жыл бұрын
@@geraldruiz2437 what the heck are u talking about???
@amyntut
@amyntut 4 жыл бұрын
Funny story... growing up in the 80's my older brother and I loved (and still do) our " hair bands". My brother was a marinater and serenader in the shower. So me being the goofy little sister, I got every stuffed animal and doll that I could find in the house, even the family pets, 😂, and put them outside the bathroom door like an audience 🤣. So as he's finishing up marinating and singing his lungs out in the shower, I waited on the steps by the bathroom. He gets done, opens the door and I started cheering and clapping ecstatically. He looks around in total confusion 😂 then starts laughing hysterically. If we only had cell phones back then 😂🤣.
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome. I didn't have a brother but that's the kind of thing my sister and I would do. 😂🤣
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 2 жыл бұрын
I used to sing in the shower back in the college days. I also have a loud voice so my hallmarks in the forms could hear me easily. The girls would cheer and clap and later my roommate laughed and told me ‘You’ve got quite the voice.’ 😂
@albertross8547
@albertross8547 Жыл бұрын
It was better before cell phones tbh.
@jeanmarielieb2929
@jeanmarielieb2929 Жыл бұрын
So funny!!
@PeteDain6725
@PeteDain6725 10 ай бұрын
Funny story, I grew up in the 80s too! Luv that decade, it was my boyhood.
@ambershaw374
@ambershaw374 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for keeping us laughing!
@Damaged262
@Damaged262 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed, thanks Sebastian, some daily mirth helps keep the insanity away.
@x...CrankyOldMan...x
@x...CrankyOldMan...x 4 жыл бұрын
check out Pete and Sebastian show podcast... its funny every time.
@AttilatheThrilla
@AttilatheThrilla Жыл бұрын
You’re welcome 😁
@petes2feet
@petes2feet 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, and the physicality just takes it to a whole nother level, cheers.
@raoufhd8268
@raoufhd8268 4 жыл бұрын
We might sound like saying "nother" but it doesn't exist in English we either have other or another. We say a whole other level.
@petes2feet
@petes2feet 4 жыл бұрын
@@raoufhd8268 na, I say nother good sir.
@raoufhd8268
@raoufhd8268 4 жыл бұрын
@@petes2feet k, suit yourself homie.
@DesertlizzyThe
@DesertlizzyThe 2 жыл бұрын
Big deal. Its slang and that makes it funny.
@cogean
@cogean 4 жыл бұрын
"Drop the tabloid, pick up an Altoid". Now that's good writing right there!
@judifrank6682
@judifrank6682 3 жыл бұрын
Love him, hes hysterical. Drove from Florida to Asheville to see him.
@maxiepattie85
@maxiepattie85 4 жыл бұрын
i'm not even listening anymore.... I LOVE THIS DUDE!
@gladiator7746
@gladiator7746 4 жыл бұрын
I love him! One of the best comedians out there!
@rejubi-minkaokose6836
@rejubi-minkaokose6836 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that damn skip of his!
@teloxy6579
@teloxy6579 4 жыл бұрын
He also likes to prepare his body in various ways...
@totalyfoxy
@totalyfoxy 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha jordan style hahaha
@ilangilang7185
@ilangilang7185 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@okcivicx693
@okcivicx693 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky!
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 3 жыл бұрын
Omg. We are a tribe. It's the only explanation. My people! 😂🤣😁
@luisfed97
@luisfed97 2 жыл бұрын
And he also has a asshole-washing toilet
@lacherieana1125
@lacherieana1125 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao this was hilarious! “Stay in there does a bit” hahahaha. I love you Sebastian!
@alkiebythesea
@alkiebythesea 2 жыл бұрын
Only Sebastian can describe a shower so brilliantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@1purplerose
@1purplerose 4 жыл бұрын
I think my Walmart stopped carrying the Lever 2000 antibacterial. I used to use it too a long time ago. You are a genius in comedic skills!!!! 🥰
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Gorgeous? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@oqvp
@oqvp 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I'm talking about, funny, smart, real great.
@johnykash6856
@johnykash6856 4 жыл бұрын
😭🤣😂 eh stay in there for a bit😭😭😭😭
@diegooliveirabenjamin
@diegooliveirabenjamin 5 ай бұрын
“My eyes are watering” is a great funny addition to the punch
@silviazamora2859
@silviazamora2859 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian.....Can’t wait for your next special .....was watching you with my earphones in the living room at two in the morning....crying my eyes out, woke my husband up with my laughing and thought I had gone crazy laughing by myself. I’m sure you’ll have lots of material with this COVID , again, cannot wait
@mariai9549
@mariai9549 4 жыл бұрын
lol happened to me at the gym.
@navagnaes4225
@navagnaes4225 4 жыл бұрын
Is this from a special? I’m just surprised I’ve never seen it so if someone can please tell me which one I appreciate it.
@Valoop
@Valoop 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians. Love him.
@starshine6363
@starshine6363 4 жыл бұрын
So funny I almost dropped my ph as I was watching. Thank you a millions Blessing to You.
@annafraser
@annafraser 4 жыл бұрын
Baby Powder and Cologne, LOL! That’s some old school moves! Haha!
@Pasan34
@Pasan34 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this guy probably thought of this skit as he was marinading with some Lever 2000, just before the show.
@bonbon2355
@bonbon2355 3 жыл бұрын
Genius comedian. I love him💜
@teresadiservio761
@teresadiservio761 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! The Baby powder & Aqua di Gio got me!! Dude!!
@rudysavelli483
@rudysavelli483 2 жыл бұрын
😉 guy's an absolute genius funny as hell I was raised in New York City and he reminds me of a lot of the friends I had when I lived there at one time I'm always entertained well when I watch his performance
@Titunka
@Titunka 7 ай бұрын
Nobody makes me laugh like Sebastian... I can watch the same videos again and again and I always laugh......
@DiandraStarShine
@DiandraStarShine 4 жыл бұрын
oh no he *di'int!* Sebaaaaastiannnn!!,😮my Italian brotha!!🤦🏾 hahahahahaha!!😄😃😁😂
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 3 жыл бұрын
Omg. This might be his funniest bit yet. 😂🤣😁
@user-fc5dn2jo1e
@user-fc5dn2jo1e 10 ай бұрын
My favorite video...by far... crying laughing!
@anleverlfixedlmark
@anleverlfixedlmark 4 жыл бұрын
Every. Single. Time. Love him!!
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Kadãsu? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@carbonator100
@carbonator100 3 жыл бұрын
Love this man, fuggin hilarious. Thank you sir
@raysn3
@raysn3 2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna take a quick shower. No, take your time. IT'S TIME TO WORK! We at N.Y.C. love Sebastian Maniscalco 😅🤣😂😂
@treasure2behold282
@treasure2behold282 3 жыл бұрын
Sebastian looks like a young John Travolta in this video.
@annabeachell2714
@annabeachell2714 3 жыл бұрын
I wish all men were like that! It's funny how he presents it right? but, I wish our men would take a HINT lol love how you tell stories Sab
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Anna Beachell? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@annabeachell2714
@annabeachell2714 3 жыл бұрын
@@geraldruiz2437 I'm doing great Gerald thank you for asking. I find myself commenting on Sebastian's stuff a fair bit. I hope you're doing well and that someone is treating you the same way you would treat them. I am so Sicilian lol I guess that's why I can relate to a lot of what he says and we love to give our 2 cents worth even if not asked for it, I guess I always think that what I have to say is important and someone out there must want to see it! I don't really think that celebrities read any of the posts because there are so many of them but I believe I comment because I like to be heard, but that doesn't mean anyone really wants to hear my opinion hehe. Hope you are having a good Monday ciao!
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
@@annabeachell2714 🥰, You sounds absolutely fantastic and brilliant. Yours words are lovely 😍, Thanks so much. I’m not antisocial due to the nature of my job for a long period of time now. I don’t get the chance to travel sometimes. Well I’ve had to overcome many things in my life and would not be where I’m at today if I did not speak my mind. So the answer is yes, I have no problem speaking my mind. To be an advocate for myself. There is a right and wrong way to approach every situation so I am very careful when I do need to stand up for myself keeping others in mind. I will love to know more about ourselves via Cellphone number or an Email address to text you more better. Wish you a great, wonderful weekend 💜💜💜, and stay safe always 🙏
@goodbyemr.anderson5065
@goodbyemr.anderson5065 3 жыл бұрын
@@geraldruiz2437 heres her number for you bro, i know you are very thirsty. 615-555-4567
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 2 жыл бұрын
Creepy, eh?! 😵
@lizagates6252
@lizagates6252 4 жыл бұрын
"the walk through"
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Liza Gates? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@donnadepascale15
@donnadepascale15 3 жыл бұрын
He's just too funny!
@silverbullett6684
@silverbullett6684 3 жыл бұрын
"I get stuck in a mouth cloud" 🤣
@raygamma36
@raygamma36 3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@JPTyler
@JPTyler 4 жыл бұрын
He's funny & makes complete sense in this instance. Fight the funk!
@caiosartori4499
@caiosartori4499 4 жыл бұрын
You waited wayyyy to long to post this!.. It's fantastic and was sooo hard to find!
@kennethfagan9738
@kennethfagan9738 2 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@mariai9549
@mariai9549 4 жыл бұрын
Used to work with a really funny guy. He was on a roll one morning. During a meeting he made a joke about another co-workers' bad breath. He said his breath is so bad when he talked his teeth ducked. LMAO! OMG it was soooo funny!!! Everyone was laughing so hard. We had to cancel the meeting. lol
@chasep86
@chasep86 4 жыл бұрын
Sounded more like a dick, Maria.
@brucejohnson9696
@brucejohnson9696 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, I've smelled breath even worse than that. It was so bad it would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
@supahotfire655
@supahotfire655 4 жыл бұрын
Dude musta hung himself after the meeting lol
@slantdwave
@slantdwave 3 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned!
@adamski6312
@adamski6312 3 жыл бұрын
Breath like a shit-smuggler’s rucksack
@oneofgodschildren
@oneofgodschildren Жыл бұрын
It takes me awhile. I have Foo Fighters blaring in my bathroom and I’m washing and head banging and singing lol 😆
@lenoresullivan850
@lenoresullivan850 8 ай бұрын
Omg. He’s a baby here! Love to see his early years! He’s (ALMOST) laid back!
@The_Good_Life402
@The_Good_Life402 3 жыл бұрын
"and i shut the water off, no need for water right now..." Real talk.. I love this dude hahahaha
@JL-pq4rl
@JL-pq4rl 3 жыл бұрын
"they're not going to come back if it smells like seaweed"
@2HellWUtube
@2HellWUtube 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha Aqua Di Gio 😂😂😂😂😂 I haven’t heard of this perfume since 2001 man!! I still remember it’s smell, everyone was wearing it
@AustinChurch95
@AustinChurch95 3 жыл бұрын
“Mouthful of Aqua Di Gio.” I died 😂
@goodvibrations2751
@goodvibrations2751 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 the man is clean and funny
@tylermokarry9731
@tylermokarry9731 4 жыл бұрын
this must be an old clip but still super funny , easily top 5 comedian in my book
@DehkiaSK
@DehkiaSK 2 жыл бұрын
"Somebody crapped in your mouth?" 🤣😂
@Lori5564
@Lori5564 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣 I just watched this show last night on Amazon. Freaking hilarious!
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Lori Weinfurt? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@sambuvca22
@sambuvca22 4 жыл бұрын
Guys a stud. Broads love him. Lol
@andriadebose3403
@andriadebose3403 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 "who's still washing with their hands"🤪...true!
@tommytaylor2084
@tommytaylor2084 Жыл бұрын
He's got a point. When you go out and see the world, the world sees *you.* Make an effort 😂
@joesmith2505
@joesmith2505 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing my head off during his whole routine. Oddly enough....That's exactly how I shower, with some modifications. No fragrance of ANY kind...I'm fragrance sensitive. Thankfully I don't stink. What follows is absolutely true.....You can go and check yourself. This book..... "My House Is Killing Me! The Home Guide for Families With Allergies and Asthma....2001 - By Jeffery May" I own a copy, get one NOW .The guy is an indoor air quality specialist. In one chapter of the book, he talks about Germs, NOT using Antimicrobial soaps, and showering. What follows is a paraphrase of what he said....which, apparently, not just myself, but Maniscalco does as well. ( only he does it longer ) Jeffery May - " When taking a shower, lather up really good from head to toe. ( with the shower off, of course )...leave the soap on your body for 2 minuets. Let the soap do, what it was designed to. This will kill any germs and bacteria on your skin. " I kid you not , that's what he wrote. No talc or cologne for me thank you.
@annieothername
@annieothername Жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure to find the odd helpful comment on random youtube videos. Thanks for the book recommendation!
@EcoSnakeTV
@EcoSnakeTV 4 жыл бұрын
I've been at a cash register taking a guy's order and you would think the smells got switched from the other hole.
@lisa9867
@lisa9867 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I used to work at the post office and we had air freshener to spray after the anti shower people walked away. Their stench stayed in the air. Disgusting.
@bobholden9011
@bobholden9011 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits
@mgfan81
@mgfan81 4 жыл бұрын
You want em coming back here, they're not gonna come back here if it smells like seaweed!
@Enfiare
@Enfiare 4 жыл бұрын
I love you, Man!
@annmarieknapp
@annmarieknapp 4 жыл бұрын
Washcloths are essential. You know your pretty dirty when you whip out a loofah!!! Love this guy!!
@lisa9867
@lisa9867 3 жыл бұрын
I'm old school. I was raised using wash cloths. Used once and then put in the wash. So every time you shower you had a clean washcloth. I still do that today. I think I'm the only person I know that uses washcloths.
@melissaszarka5718
@melissaszarka5718 3 жыл бұрын
Lever 2000 antibacterial body wash..... his walk thru after he sprays cologne! So funny 😆
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Melissa Szarka? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@molink3123
@molink3123 4 жыл бұрын
He kinda has a point about the rinsing lmao
@lou6337
@lou6337 4 жыл бұрын
Stay in there for a bit! 😂😂😂
@marie91511
@marie91511 5 ай бұрын
He’s a very funny man! 😂
@samifolio950
@samifolio950 3 жыл бұрын
If he wasn't a comedian he would be makin infomercials
@valerieneal2747
@valerieneal2747 3 жыл бұрын
OHHHH LAAWWDDD !!! I'M DEAD😂😂😂😂😂
@singmusicdanc
@singmusicdanc 3 жыл бұрын
@SebastianManiscalco thank you so much for your stand up shows I watch on youtube keeps me going while we are dealing with life during the pandemic. God bless and keep your family safe. Oh don't answer the doorbell. Just kidding
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Lori Gosselin Marcoux? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@ineffableman2277
@ineffableman2277 3 жыл бұрын
Hilaaaaarious fucking guy. Also, the dude with the distinct laugh is truly making me geek out.
@marchmadness76
@marchmadness76 4 жыл бұрын
I miss your stand ups Sebastian!
@SreeFromAfrica
@SreeFromAfrica Жыл бұрын
Ohh god!!!… drop the TABLOID pik up the ALTOIDS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣… too good👌👌👌👌
@ICEMAV114
@ICEMAV114 2 жыл бұрын
I do this now lmao makes a hell of a difference! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-fc5dn2jo1e
@user-fc5dn2jo1e 10 ай бұрын
My favorite line of his.... when she's got a mouthful of "aqua de gino"... OMG...peeing my pants laughing!!!
@juliamihajlovich
@juliamihajlovich 3 жыл бұрын
As a woman...OMG this is amazing! A man who cares🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@geraldruiz2437
@geraldruiz2437 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Julia Mihaj? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@KL42596
@KL42596 3 жыл бұрын
@@geraldruiz2437 bruh
@michaelisidorospinelli3433
@michaelisidorospinelli3433 3 жыл бұрын
i love this guy
@don8535
@don8535 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you algorithm I love this guy
@InvertedEarth
@InvertedEarth 4 жыл бұрын
Husband and I missed your cancelled show at Soaring Eagle 😢Hope to be able to see you live soon 🥰My husband says I’m the female version of your personality 🤣🤣✌🏼
@lizagates6252
@lizagates6252 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@Sandra-et5vc
@Sandra-et5vc 10 ай бұрын
My favorite video of all!
@ducatirocker63
@ducatirocker63 4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
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