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@thejoeyd92074 жыл бұрын
Being Italian, the level on which I relate to this is frightening. Truly.
@truthteller44424 жыл бұрын
Same here. Lol. All my showers are “marinating” ones, and I wear dress pants, no matter where I’m going. 😂 Hey, they look better and are more comfortable than jeans.
@alvessail47183 жыл бұрын
Joe D Italian born in the US?
@thejoeyd92073 жыл бұрын
Alves Sail oh yeah, second generation
@GoddessLuna233 жыл бұрын
@@truthteller4442 Which makes sense, jeans are tight and I never understood how guys feel comfortable in them if they are not riding horses! Nice quality fabric is loose and feels good on the skin.
@cocokaka81833 жыл бұрын
I'm moroccan i relate to him so much
@kingkungu3 жыл бұрын
"I shut the shower off .. no need for water right now." 😆🤣🤣
@tinaarmstrong91472 жыл бұрын
I am rolling hahahaha
@terencejay88452 жыл бұрын
A 'Navy' shower. I do the same.
@andymeier54983 жыл бұрын
"go get the loofuuuuhh, the exfoliating glove, it's time to work"
@sashadzura3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 OMG this freaking guy!!! 😂😂😂
@Naymichelle763 жыл бұрын
I loooooove my exfoliating gloves 🧤
@biguprochester2 жыл бұрын
You warsh your car wit your hands?
@thecastle092 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@debrawise84002 жыл бұрын
😄
@joanies67784 жыл бұрын
"Drop the tabloid. Get one of these Altoids. Will you please?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@callmeishmael46593 жыл бұрын
thought he was going to go with grab some listerine maybe but the altoids works too
@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY4 жыл бұрын
*“Four sprays and a walk through” ☠️😂 same man same*
@PaulCabannes4 жыл бұрын
This "let the soap work" gets me all the time
@katelyncalvo4 жыл бұрын
“I sit there, 8-9 minutes, just marinating”
@pricillaheyliger3574 жыл бұрын
Why are we rinsing so fast? He's right! 🤣 😂🤣😂
@rhyno86444 жыл бұрын
I believe in long showers. Two full body lathers. Dont let me miss a spot..You need a good q tip to dry your ears out really slow.
@privateuser41793 жыл бұрын
Did someone take a crap in your mouth???? is the most on point question for some of life's passengers. Ugh! I hear him on THAT ONE!
@stipitza3 жыл бұрын
It gets you all the time? How often do you watch this video?
@rayfinkle18913 жыл бұрын
I tried this routine. Changed my life forever.
@channelforwhat4 жыл бұрын
Then i am ready to go buy milk. 🤣
@alexandertaylor88703 жыл бұрын
Too good!
@lauracabe4 жыл бұрын
“Whos still washin w their hands, whaddaya doin?”
@laaastplaaace3 жыл бұрын
You wash your car with your hands?
@Protectobot2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Italian character, George Constanza (Seinfeld) joking with someone about how he prefers to eat a candy bar with a knife and fork. ‘How do YOU eat: with your HANDS?! 🙄’ 😝
@PLOttawa4 жыл бұрын
This is the "dirtier" Sebastian I'm not used to seeing. And I love it. Brilliant.
@joannemp67864 жыл бұрын
PS I was thinking that too 🙌
@andyblake96734 жыл бұрын
Joke wise i prefer his first 3 specials compared to his last 3, hes super big now, and he's really upped the physical comedy, still great but man his earlier stuff is fucking hilarious!
@bettyboo19273 жыл бұрын
@@andyblake9673 I agree, takes s bit of getting used to but he’s great!
@ladylamb77423 жыл бұрын
I don't
@GrannyJB2 жыл бұрын
Yes, he is much better now. I bet he isn’t crazy about this old stuff.
@scotts65964 жыл бұрын
This stuff is so funny, it turned my bad news from my doctor into a few minutes of laughter. Great Medicine.
@chalfontelark98823 жыл бұрын
God bless you. No matter what, God is with you.
@GORILLAROB3 жыл бұрын
God speed!!!
@FrxmTheNxrth2 жыл бұрын
Rip
@flickfilms36032 жыл бұрын
Dont care
@Greatergood32 жыл бұрын
@@flickfilms3603 imagine needing to say that a year later
@callmeishmael46593 жыл бұрын
his face as he's talking about his shower routine... classic! love this guy
@stuartstogdill24063 жыл бұрын
"You wash your car with your hands?!?!?".... fucking hilarious!!!!
@connergates96054 жыл бұрын
“9 hours later, when she’s got a mouthful of Acqua Di Gio.......who’s happy?”
@billydee42724 жыл бұрын
I wet myself...😂
@Allansmix4 жыл бұрын
Ugh... no class ...he should have said.. ok...too far
@JBruceAlmighty4 жыл бұрын
Allansmix no class? Right... then why aren’t you on stage making millions being a stand up comedic if you know how to be one so well.
@valerie49124 жыл бұрын
Trust me, we don’t like a mouthful of cologne! 😂😂😂
@danielfields56004 жыл бұрын
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@donnac64664 жыл бұрын
Marinate in shower 🚿 lol Sebastian is the best! 🙂
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Donna C? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@Tjstevens_4 жыл бұрын
"Drop the tabloid and pick up a altoid" That was a a bar.
@lorabetts8317 Жыл бұрын
I am crying - laughing so hard! He’s precious God bless all of us
@rachelgarber14234 жыл бұрын
“I’m ready to buy milk”
@widetrackerinkazoo65594 жыл бұрын
Rachel Garber What kind, did you want it pasteurized, "oh no no, just up to my tits". Ba-dah-bump! (Punch line from an age old Mrs. Johannsen Milk Man joke....)
@sydneywebbe77374 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh 😂 too.
@YONCE87013 жыл бұрын
"WHEN SHE GOT A MOUTH FULL OF ACQUA DIGIO" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❣❣
@chrishoffer16654 жыл бұрын
They're not gonna come back if it smells like seaweed. Lol
@cocopublicnews67664 жыл бұрын
Why have I not heard of this guy thanks corona for introducing us
@jchati86804 жыл бұрын
Effing ❤ LOVE ❤ this guy!!! Hands down one of the most brilliant comedians that ever lived. Pure talent.
@lindamartinez32834 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard my side hurt, I love you and your act.
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Linda Martinez? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@JimmerJoMoore2 жыл бұрын
@@geraldruiz2437 what the heck are u talking about???
@amyntut4 жыл бұрын
Funny story... growing up in the 80's my older brother and I loved (and still do) our " hair bands". My brother was a marinater and serenader in the shower. So me being the goofy little sister, I got every stuffed animal and doll that I could find in the house, even the family pets, 😂, and put them outside the bathroom door like an audience 🤣. So as he's finishing up marinating and singing his lungs out in the shower, I waited on the steps by the bathroom. He gets done, opens the door and I started cheering and clapping ecstatically. He looks around in total confusion 😂 then starts laughing hysterically. If we only had cell phones back then 😂🤣.
@tinaperez73933 жыл бұрын
Awesome. I didn't have a brother but that's the kind of thing my sister and I would do. 😂🤣
@Protectobot2 жыл бұрын
I used to sing in the shower back in the college days. I also have a loud voice so my hallmarks in the forms could hear me easily. The girls would cheer and clap and later my roommate laughed and told me ‘You’ve got quite the voice.’ 😂
@albertross8547 Жыл бұрын
It was better before cell phones tbh.
@jeanmarielieb2929 Жыл бұрын
So funny!!
@PeteDain672510 ай бұрын
Funny story, I grew up in the 80s too! Luv that decade, it was my boyhood.
@ambershaw3744 жыл бұрын
Thank you for keeping us laughing!
@Damaged2624 жыл бұрын
Agreed, thanks Sebastian, some daily mirth helps keep the insanity away.
@x...CrankyOldMan...x4 жыл бұрын
check out Pete and Sebastian show podcast... its funny every time.
@AttilatheThrilla Жыл бұрын
You’re welcome 😁
@petes2feet4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, and the physicality just takes it to a whole nother level, cheers.
@raoufhd82684 жыл бұрын
We might sound like saying "nother" but it doesn't exist in English we either have other or another. We say a whole other level.
@petes2feet4 жыл бұрын
@@raoufhd8268 na, I say nother good sir.
@raoufhd82684 жыл бұрын
@@petes2feet k, suit yourself homie.
@DesertlizzyThe2 жыл бұрын
Big deal. Its slang and that makes it funny.
@cogean4 жыл бұрын
"Drop the tabloid, pick up an Altoid". Now that's good writing right there!
@judifrank66823 жыл бұрын
Love him, hes hysterical. Drove from Florida to Asheville to see him.
@maxiepattie854 жыл бұрын
i'm not even listening anymore.... I LOVE THIS DUDE!
@gladiator77464 жыл бұрын
I love him! One of the best comedians out there!
@rejubi-minkaokose68364 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that damn skip of his!
@teloxy65794 жыл бұрын
He also likes to prepare his body in various ways...
@totalyfoxy4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha jordan style hahaha
@ilangilang71853 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@okcivicx6933 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky!
@tinaperez73933 жыл бұрын
Omg. We are a tribe. It's the only explanation. My people! 😂🤣😁
@luisfed972 жыл бұрын
And he also has a asshole-washing toilet
@lacherieana11254 жыл бұрын
Lmao this was hilarious! “Stay in there does a bit” hahahaha. I love you Sebastian!
@alkiebythesea2 жыл бұрын
Only Sebastian can describe a shower so brilliantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@1purplerose4 жыл бұрын
I think my Walmart stopped carrying the Lever 2000 antibacterial. I used to use it too a long time ago. You are a genius in comedic skills!!!! 🥰
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Gorgeous? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@oqvp4 жыл бұрын
That's what I'm talking about, funny, smart, real great.
@johnykash68564 жыл бұрын
😭🤣😂 eh stay in there for a bit😭😭😭😭
@diegooliveirabenjamin5 ай бұрын
“My eyes are watering” is a great funny addition to the punch
@silviazamora28594 жыл бұрын
Sebastian.....Can’t wait for your next special .....was watching you with my earphones in the living room at two in the morning....crying my eyes out, woke my husband up with my laughing and thought I had gone crazy laughing by myself. I’m sure you’ll have lots of material with this COVID , again, cannot wait
@mariai95494 жыл бұрын
lol happened to me at the gym.
@navagnaes42254 жыл бұрын
Is this from a special? I’m just surprised I’ve never seen it so if someone can please tell me which one I appreciate it.
@Valoop4 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians. Love him.
@starshine63634 жыл бұрын
So funny I almost dropped my ph as I was watching. Thank you a millions Blessing to You.
@annafraser4 жыл бұрын
Baby Powder and Cologne, LOL! That’s some old school moves! Haha!
@Pasan344 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this guy probably thought of this skit as he was marinading with some Lever 2000, just before the show.
@bonbon23553 жыл бұрын
Genius comedian. I love him💜
@teresadiservio7613 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! The Baby powder & Aqua di Gio got me!! Dude!!
@rudysavelli4832 жыл бұрын
😉 guy's an absolute genius funny as hell I was raised in New York City and he reminds me of a lot of the friends I had when I lived there at one time I'm always entertained well when I watch his performance
@Titunka7 ай бұрын
Nobody makes me laugh like Sebastian... I can watch the same videos again and again and I always laugh......
@DiandraStarShine4 жыл бұрын
oh no he *di'int!* Sebaaaaastiannnn!!,😮my Italian brotha!!🤦🏾 hahahahahaha!!😄😃😁😂
@tinaperez73933 жыл бұрын
Omg. This might be his funniest bit yet. 😂🤣😁
@user-fc5dn2jo1e10 ай бұрын
My favorite video...by far... crying laughing!
@anleverlfixedlmark4 жыл бұрын
Every. Single. Time. Love him!!
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Kadãsu? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@carbonator1003 жыл бұрын
Love this man, fuggin hilarious. Thank you sir
@raysn32 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna take a quick shower. No, take your time. IT'S TIME TO WORK! We at N.Y.C. love Sebastian Maniscalco 😅🤣😂😂
@treasure2behold2823 жыл бұрын
Sebastian looks like a young John Travolta in this video.
@annabeachell27143 жыл бұрын
I wish all men were like that! It's funny how he presents it right? but, I wish our men would take a HINT lol love how you tell stories Sab
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Anna Beachell? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@annabeachell27143 жыл бұрын
@@geraldruiz2437 I'm doing great Gerald thank you for asking. I find myself commenting on Sebastian's stuff a fair bit. I hope you're doing well and that someone is treating you the same way you would treat them. I am so Sicilian lol I guess that's why I can relate to a lot of what he says and we love to give our 2 cents worth even if not asked for it, I guess I always think that what I have to say is important and someone out there must want to see it! I don't really think that celebrities read any of the posts because there are so many of them but I believe I comment because I like to be heard, but that doesn't mean anyone really wants to hear my opinion hehe. Hope you are having a good Monday ciao!
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
@@annabeachell2714 🥰, You sounds absolutely fantastic and brilliant. Yours words are lovely 😍, Thanks so much. I’m not antisocial due to the nature of my job for a long period of time now. I don’t get the chance to travel sometimes. Well I’ve had to overcome many things in my life and would not be where I’m at today if I did not speak my mind. So the answer is yes, I have no problem speaking my mind. To be an advocate for myself. There is a right and wrong way to approach every situation so I am very careful when I do need to stand up for myself keeping others in mind. I will love to know more about ourselves via Cellphone number or an Email address to text you more better. Wish you a great, wonderful weekend 💜💜💜, and stay safe always 🙏
@goodbyemr.anderson50653 жыл бұрын
@@geraldruiz2437 heres her number for you bro, i know you are very thirsty. 615-555-4567
@Protectobot2 жыл бұрын
Creepy, eh?! 😵
@lizagates62524 жыл бұрын
"the walk through"
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Liza Gates? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@donnadepascale153 жыл бұрын
He's just too funny!
@silverbullett66843 жыл бұрын
"I get stuck in a mouth cloud" 🤣
@raygamma363 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@JPTyler4 жыл бұрын
He's funny & makes complete sense in this instance. Fight the funk!
@caiosartori44994 жыл бұрын
You waited wayyyy to long to post this!.. It's fantastic and was sooo hard to find!
@kennethfagan97382 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@mariai95494 жыл бұрын
Used to work with a really funny guy. He was on a roll one morning. During a meeting he made a joke about another co-workers' bad breath. He said his breath is so bad when he talked his teeth ducked. LMAO! OMG it was soooo funny!!! Everyone was laughing so hard. We had to cancel the meeting. lol
@chasep864 жыл бұрын
Sounded more like a dick, Maria.
@brucejohnson96964 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, I've smelled breath even worse than that. It was so bad it would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
@supahotfire6554 жыл бұрын
Dude musta hung himself after the meeting lol
@slantdwave3 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned!
@adamski63123 жыл бұрын
Breath like a shit-smuggler’s rucksack
@oneofgodschildren Жыл бұрын
It takes me awhile. I have Foo Fighters blaring in my bathroom and I’m washing and head banging and singing lol 😆
@lenoresullivan8508 ай бұрын
Omg. He’s a baby here! Love to see his early years! He’s (ALMOST) laid back!
@The_Good_Life4023 жыл бұрын
"and i shut the water off, no need for water right now..." Real talk.. I love this dude hahahaha
@JL-pq4rl3 жыл бұрын
"they're not going to come back if it smells like seaweed"
@2HellWUtube2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha Aqua Di Gio 😂😂😂😂😂 I haven’t heard of this perfume since 2001 man!! I still remember it’s smell, everyone was wearing it
@AustinChurch953 жыл бұрын
“Mouthful of Aqua Di Gio.” I died 😂
@goodvibrations27514 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 the man is clean and funny
@tylermokarry97314 жыл бұрын
this must be an old clip but still super funny , easily top 5 comedian in my book
@DehkiaSK2 жыл бұрын
"Somebody crapped in your mouth?" 🤣😂
@Lori55644 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣 I just watched this show last night on Amazon. Freaking hilarious!
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Lori Weinfurt? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@sambuvca224 жыл бұрын
Guys a stud. Broads love him. Lol
@andriadebose34032 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 "who's still washing with their hands"🤪...true!
@tommytaylor2084 Жыл бұрын
He's got a point. When you go out and see the world, the world sees *you.* Make an effort 😂
@joesmith25054 жыл бұрын
I was laughing my head off during his whole routine. Oddly enough....That's exactly how I shower, with some modifications. No fragrance of ANY kind...I'm fragrance sensitive. Thankfully I don't stink. What follows is absolutely true.....You can go and check yourself. This book..... "My House Is Killing Me! The Home Guide for Families With Allergies and Asthma....2001 - By Jeffery May" I own a copy, get one NOW .The guy is an indoor air quality specialist. In one chapter of the book, he talks about Germs, NOT using Antimicrobial soaps, and showering. What follows is a paraphrase of what he said....which, apparently, not just myself, but Maniscalco does as well. ( only he does it longer ) Jeffery May - " When taking a shower, lather up really good from head to toe. ( with the shower off, of course )...leave the soap on your body for 2 minuets. Let the soap do, what it was designed to. This will kill any germs and bacteria on your skin. " I kid you not , that's what he wrote. No talc or cologne for me thank you.
@annieothername Жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure to find the odd helpful comment on random youtube videos. Thanks for the book recommendation!
@EcoSnakeTV4 жыл бұрын
I've been at a cash register taking a guy's order and you would think the smells got switched from the other hole.
@lisa98673 жыл бұрын
Yep. I used to work at the post office and we had air freshener to spray after the anti shower people walked away. Their stench stayed in the air. Disgusting.
@bobholden90112 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits
@mgfan814 жыл бұрын
You want em coming back here, they're not gonna come back here if it smells like seaweed!
@Enfiare4 жыл бұрын
I love you, Man!
@annmarieknapp4 жыл бұрын
Washcloths are essential. You know your pretty dirty when you whip out a loofah!!! Love this guy!!
@lisa98673 жыл бұрын
I'm old school. I was raised using wash cloths. Used once and then put in the wash. So every time you shower you had a clean washcloth. I still do that today. I think I'm the only person I know that uses washcloths.
@melissaszarka57183 жыл бұрын
Lever 2000 antibacterial body wash..... his walk thru after he sprays cologne! So funny 😆
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Melissa Szarka? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@molink31234 жыл бұрын
He kinda has a point about the rinsing lmao
@lou63374 жыл бұрын
Stay in there for a bit! 😂😂😂
@marie915115 ай бұрын
He’s a very funny man! 😂
@samifolio9503 жыл бұрын
If he wasn't a comedian he would be makin infomercials
@valerieneal27473 жыл бұрын
OHHHH LAAWWDDD !!! I'M DEAD😂😂😂😂😂
@singmusicdanc3 жыл бұрын
@SebastianManiscalco thank you so much for your stand up shows I watch on youtube keeps me going while we are dealing with life during the pandemic. God bless and keep your family safe. Oh don't answer the doorbell. Just kidding
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Lori Gosselin Marcoux? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@ineffableman22773 жыл бұрын
Hilaaaaarious fucking guy. Also, the dude with the distinct laugh is truly making me geek out.
@marchmadness764 жыл бұрын
I miss your stand ups Sebastian!
@SreeFromAfrica Жыл бұрын
Ohh god!!!… drop the TABLOID pik up the ALTOIDS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣… too good👌👌👌👌
@ICEMAV1142 жыл бұрын
I do this now lmao makes a hell of a difference! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-fc5dn2jo1e10 ай бұрын
My favorite line of his.... when she's got a mouthful of "aqua de gino"... OMG...peeing my pants laughing!!!
@juliamihajlovich3 жыл бұрын
As a woman...OMG this is amazing! A man who cares🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@geraldruiz24373 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today Julia Mihaj? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.
@KL425963 жыл бұрын
@@geraldruiz2437 bruh
@michaelisidorospinelli34333 жыл бұрын
i love this guy
@don85353 жыл бұрын
Thank you algorithm I love this guy
@InvertedEarth4 жыл бұрын
Husband and I missed your cancelled show at Soaring Eagle 😢Hope to be able to see you live soon 🥰My husband says I’m the female version of your personality 🤣🤣✌🏼