"You're 42 and you didn't score a touchdown. What are you doing high-fiving people?" GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣

Basically Sebastian's entire act is about how people annoy us. It's so relatable 🔥😆

For me it’s not just the jokes it’s the way he’s telling it and the way he is on stage love it

"my biggest problem, i cant mind my own business" i died 😂😂😂

I was just at a vegas pool last weekend, and I saw a DAMN BAND AID!!! Make it stop!!! lol

I almost choked on my coffee at "Band-Aid Juice."

Hilarious delivery 🤣🤣

118 degrees n they’re reading a full blown book 😂😂😂😂😂

he is EXTREMELY funny but i think this might be one of his funniest bits!! amiright??

This skit is spot on!!!! He is so right on everything! "I heard them before I saw them" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Always puts a smile on my face. Love this guy. 😆

LMAO " Banaid Juice " HAHHAHAAAAAA

I just started watching Sebastian and I am addicted to him. Dude is my kind of people.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

The foot is a common metaphor in Sebastian's comedy. Especially men's feet. The foot with the bandaids, the foot with a hand on it, the foot with a bunion so large, the foot with a toenail so long you can slice provolone.

Awwww, when my grandparents past away, there were 40 yo aspirin , same age charcoal pills and band -aid from WWII era in their emergency kit

hahahahahahaha!!! ...the way he tells the stories and his mannerisms so amazingly funny. I cant even handle it !!!! He is the BEST

IDK if this guy is more of a story teller or a comedian but my lord he's funny

I literally almost laughed myself to death!!!! You really shouldn’t watch this alone, especially while he’s talking about 4 bandaids lol!!! 😆

For whatever reason, a bandaid floating by is worse than a turd in the water lol

You're 42 years old, why are you high fiving? 😅

Brilliant. Guy is awesome.

Sebastian always makes me feel better about my own misanthropy 🤣

I’m a magnet for those types too! Lol

Pool bandaids r the stuff of my nightmares....sick shit

He can run this as many times as he wants !!!! HE IS TOO DAMN FUNNY !!!! BANDAID JUICE !!!!😆😅🤣😂

Vegas pool time will never be the same for me!! I’m dying😂😂😂Band-aid juice!!!

The way he yells, so cringed out, has me in tears 🤣

Hahahahaha Well one thing Sebastian is right about, at least when it comes to me. The bandage........ I have an unopened box of bandages for approximately 8 years.

Sebastian is educating Certain Psrts of Society basic Hygiene 101..., Well done😂

I love this man!! So funny, Mr. Maniscalco!

His Navy Seal stuff is absolutely hilarious!

I can relate to the number of bandaids that aren't necessary. When my parents died, I inherited a small chest of drawers which contained in the top two drawers, enough not only bandaids but adhesive tape, gauze, all sorts of things that came in all sorts of sizes, and could stock an ambulance where there were multiple injuries, lol. I should never have an emergency from now on which I am not prepared for :) (Bless you, parents, for making sure I am always ready)

Sebastian you are simply brilliant!!! You are so hysterical and relatable! 🤣You say out loud what we all are thinking! 😂Love you and your theatrical humor! 😅❤

I'm crying trying to go to sleep right now!

He truly is a brilliant physical comedian!😂

I swear, I am single-handedly keeping the bandaid industry afloat. I agree this should really be a once in a lifetime purchase, also since there are so many bandaids in one box, yet I go through so many boxes. I don’t know what my deal is, but I constantly get hurt. Cutting my finger while cutting vegetables, bump my knee into everything that sticks out, stub my toes, I am a clumsy mess. But one thing I do not do, is go into a pool when I have a bandaid on 🤢🤢. Even the idea of my own bandaid coming off and floating about, makes me want to hurl.

I don't chit chat! Love it!!!💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

I absolutely love this guy. He is adorable and very funny.

“A fitted sheet…tucked in…” of course! 😅😊😂

Band-aid season. LMAO!

4:o9@m!! I cant watch this in the morning cause i might wake my family up. This never gets old. Classic. 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹

I cannot do bandaids in a pool!!! 🤣

His body moments to the jokes makes it that much better

I crack up every time I see the skit because every single part of this video is me! My husband’s the one that will talk to friggin everybody and I’m like don’t even look at me! but every single part of this is my personality. This is why I love this guy.

Love him❤️🤣

I love the Spot On Honesty and calls an ace an ace! Oorah Semper Fi Carry On!!!

I fucking LOVE Sebastian. I was just watching some of his old shit and it's so interesting to see how he's evolved and refined his act. He realized the physical aspect was a big part he could utilize and he leaned into the Italian accent as well. He seems healthy and looks like he's getting better with age. He's a great comedian and business study. I legit laugh out loud at him all the time!

Band Aid Juice 😝 oh hell no... lmfao

He speaks how I think. Lol

I can summarize my personality type as a mix between Sebastian and Matt Walsh and as a 42 year old woman I wouldn’t have it any other way.

This part of the show is hilarious

Not band-aid juice 😂😂😂😂. I love this guy. I’m the same way at the pool.

" I don't chit chat..." I feel the same way at the pool or on the beach. Keep your distance and don't talk to me!

Never gets old. Classic! 😂

This guy is HILARIOUSSSS

"After 1 bandaid isn't that a hospital visit "

"The High Five group." I dont care who they are or how many... l hate this group...

Halfway through the 1st page!!! 😂

Sebastian is like my brother from another mother-I can totally relate to everything he’s about.

4 bandaids! It's time to go to a hospital lol

His whole routine is a workout. No wonder his body is so tight.

Freaking hilarious 🤭😭

The way this dude talks is so damn funny 😂

Bandaid juice!! Get it away from me! Get it away!!😂😂🤣

True!!!!🤣

I love how his likes and dislikes are mine also!! I enjoy watching his videos. Would love to see him in person someday. 👍🏼

I'm _totally_ like this at a public pool! 😂😂😂

Hysterical!!

I don’t know if that show is still on Netflix but it would have been a highlight of my live-performance experience to have been there! Funny A.F.!!

118 Deg out and reading a damn book 😂

"we love the weather! we come once a year!" ha! ha! ha!

Legendary 🎤

Love this routine, Sebastian bro!!! It's soooo true, I'm severely antisocial as well. I've seen the bandages at the pool as well!!! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮Cheers from Palatine IL!

Maaaa rouna!!! 😂😂😂😂 stunga moo ren kah 😂😂😂😂😂

I went to a work related retirement dinner once that was in a a very nice restaurant and someone found a band aide in their food. What a buzz kill that turned out to be.

I love how you caption these! I already knew what it was just from that.

2:14 - *LOL*

Am I watching "Andrew Dice Clay lite"

Just got back from his show in the Miami area. Absolutely hilarious, it’s a worthwhile investment. I was laughing the whole time.

“If you wear band aids you should be disallowed in the pool. “ I think that’s reasonable. 😂

I'm so much like him lol

Brother, your timing is amazing! Always leaving us for more! GOAT!

His physical comedy is OFF THE CHART GOOD! Love him...now come to Victoria BC pleaseeeee!!!

Freakin love this guy. Southern boy but I think EXACTLY like him. LOL hilarious

Everything he says is true that’s what’s so funny, He’s great 😂😂🥰🥰

I lost it at “4 bandaids…” omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀

I just love this guy!

One of the all time best bits ever. Never gets old

The band aid story reminds me of Caddyshack, when someone threw a Butterfinger in the pool , and the Jaws theme would play

CRYING 😂😂😂

Just caught Green Book- saw it when it came out- and there you were! Nice.

"How does it get to 4 bandaids" 😂

I don't chit chat😂 me either!

He is the BEST!!!! Love him!!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤...

Lmao I was like Come Que bandage season??

I love this guy !! Having a bad day ?? Watch This guy & laugh till it hurts !

"Band-Aid juice" 🤣🤣🤣

I am now bottling my own Band Aid Juice and selling it on Etsy.

Bandaide juice. He’s such a control freak. Hahaha

He tries to emulate Andrew Dice Clay .