My Theory About Neanderthals

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Sam O'Nella Academy

Sam O'Nella Academy

7 жыл бұрын

I havent made a video in so damn long that I forgot what little drawing skill I had.
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"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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@Nugnugnug
@Nugnugnug 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine get grucked by bigbrow tribe and no choice but make grunt with bigbrow ungabungas.
@edwinvanderhaeghen2221
@edwinvanderhaeghen2221 4 жыл бұрын
>YFW bigbrow ungabunga's thiccer, take that chadbunga!
@lordmanatee439
@lordmanatee439 4 жыл бұрын
That feel when berry picker beta grunk
@milkapeismilky5464
@milkapeismilky5464 4 жыл бұрын
Was once tied to a chair while someone said this same thing to me. For a week.
@americanpig-dog7051
@americanpig-dog7051 4 жыл бұрын
Death by snu snu. The spirit is willing but the body is weak and spongy.
@saigesheen
@saigesheen 4 жыл бұрын
This is the worst comment I've ever seen
@traskforge
@traskforge 3 жыл бұрын
"I call it the sexy neanderthal theory. *No wait hear me out"*
@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934
@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934 3 жыл бұрын
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@familyjansen8839
@familyjansen8839 3 жыл бұрын
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@stephensocolow682
@stephensocolow682 3 жыл бұрын
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@jrodboi7321
@jrodboi7321 3 жыл бұрын
stop
@maucazalv903
@maucazalv903 3 жыл бұрын
no, let me- *keep getting far away*
@MyHam-os4bq
@MyHam-os4bq 2 жыл бұрын
As a human woman, can confirm that every time I see a clay reconstruction of a Neanderthal skull I do say, “that’s hot.”
@screamindog8772
@screamindog8772 2 жыл бұрын
fellow female human woman, I take one look at that nasal cavity and start drooling
@thomaspowerlifting
@thomaspowerlifting Жыл бұрын
I just wanna be happy.
@CaptainGrat75
@CaptainGrat75 Жыл бұрын
@Slooshy Chill dude, the comment is a joke, so is the video. Human preferences change largely on environment, you don’t gotta be a 10 foot Neanderthal for someone to love you. People mistake the idea of modern “attractiveness” with the actual need to survive back 100,000 years ago.
@thomaspowerlifting
@thomaspowerlifting Жыл бұрын
@@CaptainGrat75 I was being ironic mane
@celerycelso6914
@celerycelso6914 Жыл бұрын
Are you quoting Broly?
@ronaldoalfaro7692
@ronaldoalfaro7692 Жыл бұрын
Someone tell Sam that, as of today, his theory has been proven correct.
@zek1405
@zek1405 Жыл бұрын
what fr lmao
@kingtreedede7303
@kingtreedede7303 Жыл бұрын
@@zek1405 Svante Pääbo discovered that we share a lot of DNA with neanderthals and won a nobel prize for it this year
@mrthanos2404
@mrthanos2404 Жыл бұрын
Holy fking shit, you are right, Svante Pääbo discovered that Neanderthals contributed to roughly 5 percent of the modern human DNA. Which is definite proof of early cross-breeding, but only with the Eurasians.
@Funny-co2ff
@Funny-co2ff Жыл бұрын
@@kingtreedede7303 how unfair 😔
@KAMiKAZOW
@KAMiKAZOW Жыл бұрын
@@kingtreedede7303 The DNA sharing thing is long known (since 2010, so even by the time the video was made) but it's only 2% or so, so not "a lot". Nobel Prices don't get awarded instantly.
@someguycalledcerberus9805
@someguycalledcerberus9805 3 жыл бұрын
Are you seriously telling me that our whole species got cucked?
@ice9232
@ice9232 3 жыл бұрын
Here's the thing, it didn't happen. I saw another comment here which entirely disproves this
@canofsouls282
@canofsouls282 3 жыл бұрын
neanthertals werent inferious, in fact they were proubaly superiour, but its the sole reason that we were better a reproducing that we got the edge
@bliblablubb9590
@bliblablubb9590 3 жыл бұрын
No, this means our species is a mix of several humanoid species creating hybrids. Our species wasn't cucked by neanderthals, our species was created because sapiens were getting cucked by neanderthals. It wasn't our species developing in tansania and then conquering the earth, our species developed by migration.
@sasukeuchiha7320
@sasukeuchiha7320 3 жыл бұрын
@@ice9232 what comment
@ice9232
@ice9232 3 жыл бұрын
@@sasukeuchiha7320 dawg I entirely forgot💀
@charlesdolling42
@charlesdolling42 3 жыл бұрын
So this is the big bang everyone is talking about.
@chaosincarnate7304
@chaosincarnate7304 3 жыл бұрын
In more ways than one.
@rubym6178
@rubym6178 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@primroserain1739
@primroserain1739 3 жыл бұрын
@@rubym6178 y e s
@dero4378
@dero4378 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@rizeyy4618
@rizeyy4618 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@jagermain8875
@jagermain8875 2 жыл бұрын
imagine he goes to the club and is asked do you want a lap dance or something and he’s just like nah i’m here to pick up my nobel prize
@SpaceKebab
@SpaceKebab Жыл бұрын
MCDOOGALS
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 29 күн бұрын
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well. He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive. He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals. And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses. His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@Styfalled
@Styfalled 29 күн бұрын
@@laecard1778100% does not have friends
@casethegreat7586
@casethegreat7586 25 күн бұрын
@@laecard1778I ain’t reading allat. It’s not that serious
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 25 күн бұрын
@@casethegreat7586 I take misinformation very seriously.
@emilybarclay8831
@emilybarclay8831 Жыл бұрын
I have an anthropology degree and this is basically our current best understanding of what happened lol
@GubekochiGoury
@GubekochiGoury Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the info!
@lapislazarus8899
@lapislazarus8899 Жыл бұрын
What is your take on the domestication of the dog? I got into a huge argument with an anthropology grad student, he was saying dogs were domesticated 12K years ago like every other animal, and I was trying to make my point of how I think it's closer to 50K and he was just being such a pompous donkey's rear-end.
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 29 күн бұрын
No you obviously don’t. He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well. He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive. He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals. And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses. His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@Corvusripper343
@Corvusripper343 25 күн бұрын
​@@laecard1778 Oh look what I found... I see a hater!
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 25 күн бұрын
@@Corvusripper343 I am just telling the truth. If you have substantive criticisms of my comment I encourage you to share them.
@abe881
@abe881 4 жыл бұрын
When you start a video about sexual selection by saying "Hey Kids!"
@gamerofwar99
@gamerofwar99 4 жыл бұрын
If their age is on the wristwatch they're about to make my wrist launch.
@tfwspecificname
@tfwspecificname 4 жыл бұрын
Vilhelm Vestergaard Mursal Bad for you, I can switch to 24 hour time
@prophetic0311
@prophetic0311 4 жыл бұрын
@@tfwspecificname you're both going to hell .
@tfwspecificname
@tfwspecificname 4 жыл бұрын
prophetic0311 correct
@DeathEyedGrin
@DeathEyedGrin 4 жыл бұрын
@@gamerofwar99 you can't get off to anyone under 100? *is a spud that uses digital clocks.
@youjustgotcarled
@youjustgotcarled 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO THE ADDRESS IS FOR A STRIP CLUB.
@dave5194
@dave5194 7 жыл бұрын
chikin man Ah darn, and I was planning on stalking him too!
@vjekacena1
@vjekacena1 7 жыл бұрын
David -flamingsword1 stalking*
@ChristmasCrustacean1
@ChristmasCrustacean1 7 жыл бұрын
what? thats where he'll be
@TeddymanYT
@TeddymanYT 7 жыл бұрын
Well now I have an excuse
@thespyfromtf2133
@thespyfromtf2133 7 жыл бұрын
holyshit you actualy checked
@vitoalvarez5416
@vitoalvarez5416 Жыл бұрын
I come back to this video after many years to say: Sam, you were right". Svante Pääbo just confirmed your theory about Neanderthals being "absorved" into the human gene because they reproduced with our "modern human" ancestors. You fucking genious.
@artanaillazentujin3449
@artanaillazentujin3449 Ай бұрын
nope. not quite
@davidbodor1762
@davidbodor1762 Ай бұрын
There's more to it than that, but yeah not entirely wrong.
@thekramer1097
@thekramer1097 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Sam hasn't got the recognition for this theory yet
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 29 күн бұрын
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well. He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive. He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals. And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses. His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@LasagneAlForno8297
@LasagneAlForno8297 28 күн бұрын
@@laecard1778 tldr please
@britishgaming6
@britishgaming6 3 сағат бұрын
@@laecard1778 hey mate you're replying to a year old comment referencing how someone last year got a nobel prize for this exact theory, not making your own comment, also its a joke
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 3 сағат бұрын
@@britishgaming6 1. No, nobody has gotten a Nobel Prize for that theory, you are literally just making shit up. 2. People are clearly still seeing my responses so what is your point here?
@andrewlesniak8018
@andrewlesniak8018 6 жыл бұрын
2017: Hah that fertility totem is kinda gross eh fellas? 2018: Damn that fertility symbol is THICC.
@Chana12345
@Chana12345 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Lesniak 2019 throwing crumpled singles while furiously jerking off
@GuyScott1
@GuyScott1 4 жыл бұрын
@@gabbidurham me neither man, me neither...
@oOdikinho
@oOdikinho 4 жыл бұрын
2019: No dick, no fap
@kn1ght-788
@kn1ght-788 3 жыл бұрын
2020: Damn, she kinda cute tho
@glanty
@glanty 3 жыл бұрын
2021: Damn boi I thicc
@blindlarva9439
@blindlarva9439 4 жыл бұрын
The strip club at that address has since closed down RIP
@dannyd3516
@dannyd3516 4 жыл бұрын
Nope
@Beetlebub
@Beetlebub 4 жыл бұрын
F
@hr473
@hr473 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they got a million dollar price
@tori5315
@tori5315 4 жыл бұрын
no it hasn’t
@blindlarva9439
@blindlarva9439 4 жыл бұрын
@@tori5315 look it up on Google earth. Just from the street, you can see that there is no sign on the front and nothing inside.
@eddykidplayzyt
@eddykidplayzyt Жыл бұрын
>is a joke channel >comes up with a convincing theory about what truly happened to Neanderthals >”sexy Neanderthal theory” >is held later to be scientifically correct >wants his award delivered to a strip club
@Wolfengemoen
@Wolfengemoen 8 күн бұрын
Sexy!
@jdpower9032
@jdpower9032 Жыл бұрын
And years later, this is the theory (more or less) that I was taught by my anthropology professor.
@astralmarmaux
@astralmarmaux 9 ай бұрын
oh may god this guy's a legend
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 29 күн бұрын
No you weren’t. Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens intermixed to a small extent, that is literally all that’s true, the rest in this video is garbage. He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well. He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive. He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals. And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses. His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@Wolfengemoen
@Wolfengemoen 8 күн бұрын
They probably seen this and said he seems legit, lets go with it until we think of something else. Lol
@Ryan-Streams
@Ryan-Streams 3 жыл бұрын
So essentially, Neanderthals were the original giga chad’s.
@stupidthefish4981
@stupidthefish4981 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@bunnieskitties293
@bunnieskitties293 3 жыл бұрын
If you have type O negative blood, you have Neanderthal ancestry.
@fabledhistorian7590
@fabledhistorian7590 3 жыл бұрын
@@bunnieskitties293 Uhoh
@ricecooker7037
@ricecooker7037 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@shaggyrogers1851
@shaggyrogers1851 3 жыл бұрын
@@bunnieskitties293 isn't o negative like the universal blood type tho
@dawsonparker1685
@dawsonparker1685 4 жыл бұрын
wow they banged their way into extinction thats pretty metal
@presidentofallfoodnice8113
@presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 жыл бұрын
My friend did that
@wingedbluj1674
@wingedbluj1674 4 жыл бұрын
It's plausible their integration into early human society forced out most of their relatively solitary and hunting focused lifestyle, as those traits lead to the extinction to the Neanderthals who hadn't integrated, with their larger bodies requiring more energy that sometimes can't be reclaimed and solidarity meaning less people to help when they need it, eventually proved too much for the slightly less intelligent Neanderthals, phasing out the unnecessary behavior in later generations until they can no longer be classified as separate from early humans while killing off the stragglers.
@OtakuUnitedStudio
@OtakuUnitedStudio 4 жыл бұрын
You could say they... Went out with a bang. *_Y Y Y E E E E E E E E E A A A A A A A A A A H_*
@OtakuUnitedStudio
@OtakuUnitedStudio 4 жыл бұрын
@@wingedbluj1674 Hold onto your butt, 'cuz it seems the small number of things we thought Cro Magnons did that Neanderthal's didn't actually were done by both. Less than a month ago it was discovered that a remarkably well preserved body of a neanderthal had string stuck under one of his fingernails, and was apparently broken off from his clothing. So their intelligence is now being commonly interpreted as indiscernibly close to contemporaneous humans.
@stone8714
@stone8714 4 жыл бұрын
Death by snu snu
@_selin4
@_selin4 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a detailed breakdown of the Interbreeding Theory. There are two main opposing theories on the extinction of Homo Neanderthalis (that and the Replacement Theory), so we can’t be too sure on what exactly caused the species’ extinction. Anyways, great video
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 2 жыл бұрын
No, the only thing the Video has in common with the actual science is that Homo Sapiens and neanderthals interbred to some extent, the rest is mostly garbage.
@kingbaguette1843
@kingbaguette1843 Жыл бұрын
I mean that fact that most people have some degree of Neanderthal DNA would seem to indicate there was some interbreeding.
@thewanderingmistnull2451
@thewanderingmistnull2451 Жыл бұрын
@@kingbaguette1843 It's not "most people". Pretty sure it was somewhere around 5-10%.
@kingbaguette1843
@kingbaguette1843 Жыл бұрын
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 I think you’re mixing up the numbers a little. It’s not 5-10% of people have some Neanderthal DNA, it’s the average person has 5-10% Neanderthal DNA (realistically more like 3-4%).
@hubertthefish9101
@hubertthefish9101 Жыл бұрын
🤓
@Joe-my6go
@Joe-my6go 10 ай бұрын
Watching this video after the theory gained great respect in the scientific community genuinely blows my fucking mind.
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 29 күн бұрын
It didn’t gain any respect. All that gained respect is that Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens intermixed to a small degree, all the rest in this video is pure garbage. He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well. He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive. He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals. And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses. His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@lesbianage9538
@lesbianage9538 3 жыл бұрын
“Would you reproduce with a Neanderthal?” “Sir this is a Wendy’s”
@jana31415
@jana31415 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, they are hot
@RichConnerGMN
@RichConnerGMN 3 жыл бұрын
nice profile pic
@lesbianage9538
@lesbianage9538 3 жыл бұрын
RichConnerGMN thank u I designed it
@RichConnerGMN
@RichConnerGMN 3 жыл бұрын
@@lesbianage9538 pog
@mr.p241
@mr.p241 3 жыл бұрын
"But you didn't say you wouldn't!"
@MrPerlew
@MrPerlew 6 жыл бұрын
CHAD Neandethal vs Virgin Homosapien
@Funkmeister6604
@Funkmeister6604 6 жыл бұрын
Chad Thundercock *Chadantherthal vs Virginsapien
@ttttillermand
@ttttillermand 6 жыл бұрын
Prehistoric incels
@pathfinder6997
@pathfinder6997 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ivanmegafanboy1981
@ivanmegafanboy1981 6 жыл бұрын
burgesso do caralho Time has been wild as of lately. I still remember when Ugandan knuckles wasn't shit.
@deadjuice1880
@deadjuice1880 6 жыл бұрын
"Am watch where going!" "Wh-wha- ...sorry? Lance?" "AM BE SORRY!"
@markgallagher1790
@markgallagher1790 2 жыл бұрын
I learned more from this channel in the four days since I discovered as of this post, than i have in multiple years if school
@lapislazarus8899
@lapislazarus8899 Жыл бұрын
I've only recently found this channel... Must say I've not been disappointed. "Good show, old chap!" This theory makes as much sense as any other I've heard. Even though it's fiction, and she's writing from a particular viewpoint, I can't help myself but look at sapiens-neanderthalensis interaction through the lens of Jean M. Auel's Earth's Children series. Lol, I was reading one of the books while on break in the cafe when I worked at Barnes&Noble and the one bookseller snuck up behind me to ask, "Are you at one of the naughty parts?" It is Paleolithic porn; the sexy parts are along the lines of those "bodice-ripper" romance novels. But with flint-knapping, hunting/gathering, Goddess worship, and of course the existential issues regarding interaction with Neanderthals, aka "flatheads." It's an enjoyable series; my boyfriend turned me on to them, interestingly. Of course I saw the Daryl Hannah movie when I was a kid... My friends and I were such little perverts. We've been trying to find some other prehistoric fiction; there's the one by William Golding (Lord of the Flies) that's wildly inaccurate. Reindeer Moon by Elizabeth Marshall Thomas was pretty good, but no interaction between the two homonins.
@matheuscardoso1
@matheuscardoso1 5 жыл бұрын
The worst part of this video existing is that you have convinced me.
@wetsocks347
@wetsocks347 4 жыл бұрын
That's a actually plausible sounding Theory and that's one the worst part of it. For once we humans didn't kill off a species. We fucked off one-
@johnmemes6447
@johnmemes6447 4 жыл бұрын
It’s fine people proved it any ways
@tommytomthms5
@tommytomthms5 4 жыл бұрын
@@wetsocks347 So... we told them to fuck off.... literally.
@Alexa-so4jh
@Alexa-so4jh 4 жыл бұрын
Neanderthals did not die because of humans, the most practical and plausible theory is that their diet mainly consisted of plants. The main reason why humans survived is because we discovered fire to cook food, which helped humans grow smarter and smarter, and the protein from cooked meat gave us more energy and power. Neanderthals never got this advantage, causing their species to never grow.
@hamzakiller9856
@hamzakiller9856 4 жыл бұрын
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@MrMoon-hy6pn
@MrMoon-hy6pn 5 жыл бұрын
The sexy Neanderthal theory sounds pretty convincing
@tamby_teeze
@tamby_teeze 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the input, Don Cheadle
@thanosbruh8839
@thanosbruh8839 4 жыл бұрын
hey, its don cheadle!
@greenem6366
@greenem6366 4 жыл бұрын
Hey it’s Don Cheadle!
@Sherizati
@Sherizati 4 жыл бұрын
696 likes lmao
@igotnogems5834
@igotnogems5834 4 жыл бұрын
No way it’s the don cheadle from America’s greatest anime Corey in the House
@Robert-rv9te
@Robert-rv9te 2 жыл бұрын
This is gold I love this channel
@terraoftime
@terraoftime Жыл бұрын
I love the reviews for that adress on google maps, made my night tonight
@12gauge_shawtyy
@12gauge_shawtyy 5 жыл бұрын
The VIRGIN human VS. the CHAD Neanderthal
@BPN25
@BPN25 5 жыл бұрын
unironically true
@anti-ugandaknucklescrusade727
@anti-ugandaknucklescrusade727 5 жыл бұрын
Neanderthals were humans.
@Motofanable
@Motofanable 4 жыл бұрын
@A lone Cockroach that actually makes no sense and simulaniously makes sense, a paradox!!
@Motofanable
@Motofanable 4 жыл бұрын
@Timothy ParksII me?
@casualprince8779
@casualprince8779 4 жыл бұрын
A lone Cockroach isn’t there evidence to suggest that we actually came from male Homo sapiens and female Neanderthals?
@giginapolereyes8076
@giginapolereyes8076 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently National Geographic saw this video and actually took it into consideration. Unfortunately, they didn't choose to name it the "Sexy Neanderthal Theory."
@lilik7708
@lilik7708 4 жыл бұрын
Source?
@CristianPaauw
@CristianPaauw 4 жыл бұрын
No way
@magosexploratoradeon6409
@magosexploratoradeon6409 4 жыл бұрын
Yo wtf?
@val4128
@val4128 4 жыл бұрын
thanks for the sauce also nice profile pic
@cheesycheesecake1
@cheesycheesecake1 4 жыл бұрын
It says it was published on 2011lmao
@Ozzy4201
@Ozzy4201 Жыл бұрын
Yep, he was right. Sam O' Nella should have gotten the nobel prize
@Ranolog
@Ranolog Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, apparently his basic theory is actually true
@MultiSdgsg
@MultiSdgsg 5 жыл бұрын
Chemical warfare in the stone age was just some dude taking a shit in the village well
@kingmercyful7975
@kingmercyful7975 5 жыл бұрын
I like your pfp lmao
@boyinblue.
@boyinblue. 4 жыл бұрын
This was a legit thing that happened in the Victorian era, some mom washed her babies diaper in a well. Then a shit ton of people died.
@bugenjoyer2187
@bugenjoyer2187 4 жыл бұрын
Alis Dillon link please?
@melissamartinez4912
@melissamartinez4912 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bloodstoneore4630
@bloodstoneore4630 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds more biological, given the time period
@poisax
@poisax 3 жыл бұрын
i really like the idea of something called "the sexy neanderthal theory" becoming a prominent theory
@piglin469
@piglin469 3 жыл бұрын
SCIENTIST: and sam onelas theory the SEXY NEANDERTHAL TEORY
@cookiecakeeater6340
@cookiecakeeater6340 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t think that was the original name
@cookiecakeeater6340
@cookiecakeeater6340 3 жыл бұрын
@@piglin469 btw he didn’t come up with it. It was proposed in 1907
@elyria9788
@elyria9788 2 жыл бұрын
@@cookiecakeeater6340 He did. The theory as to why interbreeding took place. Not the overarching theory as to why the Neanderthals disappeared.
@cookiecakeeater6340
@cookiecakeeater6340 2 жыл бұрын
@@elyria9788 I doubt he was the first ever person to think of this
@gimmesomethingtobelievein4275
@gimmesomethingtobelievein4275 2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly, more eloquently stated than I could. Not sure if it’s Nobel territory but I gave you a nobel thumbs up
@Blueskies2513
@Blueskies2513 Жыл бұрын
this is an amazing argument dude good job
@josephjeon804
@josephjeon804 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he expects the nobel prize to be SHIPPED TO HIM. Typical sam onella Edit: I've been notified that this address 3:47 is actually a strip club... Typical sam onella
@TheParadiseParadox
@TheParadiseParadox 3 жыл бұрын
pff how would you collect yours, pick it out of a cereal box? collect in person like some kind of peasant? ;)
@tadeoescudero9341
@tadeoescudero9341 3 жыл бұрын
pff, that would be beta. he wants it sent to his favourite strip club. check the adress, it's McDoogal's strip club.
@moddl2829
@moddl2829 3 жыл бұрын
Hes already got too many abyway
@rat161
@rat161 3 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck would he want to make his nobwl prize collection beginner
@meausue4186
@meausue4186 3 жыл бұрын
i think he is ded
@ChompNom
@ChompNom 6 жыл бұрын
We need to have the 'Sexy Neanderthal Theory' to be on textbooks
@BirdRaiserE
@BirdRaiserE 6 жыл бұрын
just about as valid as any other prehistory theory TBH
@arthas640
@arthas640 6 жыл бұрын
I'd probably f*ck a neanderthal
@hornedgoddess8191
@hornedgoddess8191 5 жыл бұрын
pretty sure my anthro prof said something like this
@aaronh8095
@aaronh8095 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone want to start a Wiki page?
@VivAtreyu
@VivAtreyu 5 жыл бұрын
It is. I took an anthropology class and they said this happened. They have clues however suggesting that a hybrid from neanderthal male and homo sapiens female was fertile but not the homo sapiens male with a neanderthal female
@brandonwillson3937
@brandonwillson3937 3 жыл бұрын
My geography teacher went into a rant about this
@rorysnow7937
@rorysnow7937 2 жыл бұрын
Did your teacher agree or disagree?
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 2 жыл бұрын
I also went into a rant about this. This is so stupid it’s just plain depressing how many stupid people actually take this seriously.
@ccookie1386
@ccookie1386 Жыл бұрын
this kind of scares me about what is going on in sam's brain but honestly i'm here for it
@thisisaname3117
@thisisaname3117 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The address given towards the end of the video is the location of a strip club un the us, which after this video was released. was bombarded by one star reviews and has sent them into a downward spiral.
@korrasami188
@korrasami188 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao honestly they probably could have prevented that by stating some dude pulled a prank inn the google reviews.
@abdullahabd7677
@abdullahabd7677 3 жыл бұрын
McDoogals Gentlemen's Club
@Mr._Sleepytime_T
@Mr._Sleepytime_T 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if the 1-star reviews were from this video. I'm from that area and it's pretty well known that McDoogal's is a shithole. That whole area is pretty shitty overall.
@ferb743
@ferb743 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like gen z
@dusty2080
@dusty2080 3 жыл бұрын
So two things were banged into oblivion due to Neanderthals huh?
@Ravethecat12
@Ravethecat12 7 жыл бұрын
That statue was EXTRA THICC
@vinesauceobscurities
@vinesauceobscurities 7 жыл бұрын
Proof that even pre-history ancestors have popular taste for BBW.
@sakesaurus1706
@sakesaurus1706 6 жыл бұрын
He was mistaken about our beauty standarts wasn't he?
@Sleepy_Cabbage
@Sleepy_Cabbage 6 жыл бұрын
would fap again
@CarrotsWithLegs
@CarrotsWithLegs 6 жыл бұрын
Ravethecat12 dense*
@thedarkmasterthedarkmaster
@thedarkmasterthedarkmaster 6 жыл бұрын
+Applus Tuditanus Yes he is
@AlexandraVioletta
@AlexandraVioletta 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, I binge watch your videos and I'm nearly to an end. I hope you are doing well. And I hope that I don't have to wait two years for new uploads, like all the other subscribers. Oh, bzw, I subscribed to your channel, even without new uploads and I watch nearly every commercial and hope you get some bucks bc of that. I wish you all the best.
@fudgenugget3925
@fudgenugget3925 Ай бұрын
I was kinda expecting another funny Sam o Nella vid but lo and behold Sam talks about what I learned in Anthropolgy last semester
@CuteCritters
@CuteCritters 3 жыл бұрын
learnt me a dang thang or too
@Apegabe
@Apegabe 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@arstotzka333
@arstotzka333 3 жыл бұрын
Yo sup
@jessicaevans7847
@jessicaevans7847 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome, now pick up a book.
@dylantrashmint8379
@dylantrashmint8379 3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@whichsherice
@whichsherice 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessicaevans7847 What does that even mean?
@MegaChickenfish
@MegaChickenfish 4 жыл бұрын
1:00 Good to know even our distant ancestors had an appreciation for the *T H I C C.*
@rexappleby4731
@rexappleby4731 4 жыл бұрын
It was more likely to be a fertility symbol rather than pornography.
@lea-ct4uo
@lea-ct4uo 4 жыл бұрын
Rex Appleby but she thicc tho
@morganseppy5180
@morganseppy5180 4 жыл бұрын
not just ancestors: cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/LpuzpNf6Q7_7h0fdJ5nkRdvkDQw=/1400x1400/filters:format(png)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9683323/Aquaman1.png
@clancywoods7728
@clancywoods7728 3 жыл бұрын
@@rexappleby4731 it doesn't mean that everyone would treat it as such.
@toyouandthefishes9044
@toyouandthefishes9044 3 жыл бұрын
@@rexappleby4731 stfu thicc queen
@Ghryst
@Ghryst Жыл бұрын
this idea has been floating around for the last half a century. there are numerous papers on the subject.
@Ghryst
@Ghryst 27 күн бұрын
@@Snaggledorf42 they can slice the cake as thinly as they like, i still call it "cake". fact is, these weren't different "species" of human, they were different "breeds", what we refer to as "races".
@Ghryst
@Ghryst 27 күн бұрын
brian sorum, looks like youtube says you dont deserve to be heard. to them you're just sub-human. your comment is not visible.
@ItzJustHistory1916
@ItzJustHistory1916 9 ай бұрын
That was actually… really well thought through… I’m impressed
@gameproadvancesp148
@gameproadvancesp148 4 жыл бұрын
1:31 male, female, and Sam O’nella.
@jellykracken4229
@jellykracken4229 4 жыл бұрын
The thing is so powerful, it has it’s own gender
@olliegoria
@olliegoria 4 жыл бұрын
take that *binary **_gender s y s t e m_*
@gameproadvancesp148
@gameproadvancesp148 4 жыл бұрын
ollie_goria Sam O’nella accounts for all 42,069 genders
@halamadruuid2380
@halamadruuid2380 4 жыл бұрын
I am all 739728293939302783938849.967 genders, the .967 is still a theory
@bruhbruh1586
@bruhbruh1586 4 жыл бұрын
That a lot of damage
@scottjoel
@scottjoel 7 жыл бұрын
*Sends Nobel Prize*
@socogremlin
@socogremlin 7 жыл бұрын
joel scott dude the strip club is gonna be confused as fuck
@psid9907
@psid9907 7 жыл бұрын
grymmlyn "Goddamit Gina haven't I told you not to bring all your personal shit to work"
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 29 күн бұрын
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well. He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive. He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals. And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses. His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@jonathanbaer3507
@jonathanbaer3507 2 жыл бұрын
What's funny is I'm working on something like this and clicked out of curiosity, good summary. Wish we could talk so I could get the finer points of your theory as I think you are off to a good start and can really do something with this. But alas I am a nobody and this is unlikely to happen. Funny how the world works isn't
@thesfnb.5786
@thesfnb.5786 Жыл бұрын
This is a much more peaceful ending to the neanderthals! I love it! I was concerned about a giant war with tons of pain and horror inflicted on both "sides", but we might have just all ended up on one side together. I like that much better, but that also makes me wish they were still here so that we could laugh about this together, now.
@samdragonborn5864
@samdragonborn5864 6 жыл бұрын
I once saw a statue in a museum of a Neanderthal woman teaching her hybrid child how to make clothing No relevance, it’s just a statue I really like
@schtinky1151
@schtinky1151 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Dragonborn good for you.
@ticklebones3238
@ticklebones3238 6 жыл бұрын
That's actually really neat.
@rock3tcatU233
@rock3tcatU233 6 жыл бұрын
Was she hot?
@samdragonborn5864
@samdragonborn5864 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, not particularly, she wasn't completely hideous either though, just sorta meh
@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Dragonborn Well, makes sense.
@PanzerMan332
@PanzerMan332 6 жыл бұрын
0:58 What do you mean man that statue is THICC
@yuuuuuubi
@yuuuuuubi 6 жыл бұрын
They created the BBW tag before it was thing
@geyotepilkington2892
@geyotepilkington2892 6 жыл бұрын
Big Bouncy Women
@alexc7857
@alexc7857 5 жыл бұрын
icewolfcub 48562007 Big Blue Waffle
@fandomguy8025
@fandomguy8025 5 жыл бұрын
Humans haven't changed I see.
@NotOneToFly
@NotOneToFly 5 жыл бұрын
To Salmonella and everyone in this thread: Venus of Willendorf was, in all likelihood, made by a woman. In fact, most early sculpture was likely made by women: pdfs.semanticscholar.org/43e1/b131f34eec69efa14c02aac4922f00302a1e.pdf
@Ilovethebush
@Ilovethebush Жыл бұрын
That is very sound logic, well done to you sir.
@Brybot
@Brybot Жыл бұрын
i accidently read this as "my theory about the netherlands"
@vdb000
@vdb000 5 жыл бұрын
bruhh...the address is actually a strip club named McDoogals Gentlemen’s club 😂
@thundrbaze
@thundrbaze 5 жыл бұрын
Izol I looked it up I was like did he just dox himself oh wait that’s a *STRIP* club
@Sierrq
@Sierrq 5 жыл бұрын
@@thundrbaze *_Strop_*
@user-gx8fw8qr6d
@user-gx8fw8qr6d 5 жыл бұрын
That Video Guy I love going to *strop* clubs and making it rain on *stroppers*
@emilytoasty7191
@emilytoasty7191 5 жыл бұрын
@@thundrbaze *_s t r o p_*
@kenziecatina7234
@kenziecatina7234 5 жыл бұрын
Izol yoooo I actually live super close to this place tho 😬
@rockrockrock2577
@rockrockrock2577 6 жыл бұрын
*"broad shoulders? Thats hot"*
@pepsilover39
@pepsilover39 4 жыл бұрын
Nose flop
@laecard1778
@laecard1778 29 күн бұрын
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well. He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive. He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals. And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses. His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@oliviawatts2605
@oliviawatts2605 2 жыл бұрын
Had a dream last night that Sam posted again 🥲
@chuuudatobi7087
@chuuudatobi7087 2 жыл бұрын
i cant believe 5 years later and scientist now found out that this theory played a important role why neandethals went extinct
@sean7930
@sean7930 4 жыл бұрын
I believe Sam actually is some eternal being and this "theory" he has is actually the truth and that he is merely showing off his godlike all knowingness
@judgejudys3xdungeon94
@judgejudys3xdungeon94 4 жыл бұрын
ben shapiro is my hero Sam actively writes history because he’s canon to real life. He’s basically god
@mrkiky
@mrkiky 4 жыл бұрын
He had his women stolen by Neanderthals back in the day and he said "yea? well jokes on you because in a bunch of millenia you'll all breed with out feminine females and become more feminine yourselves and then who's back at the top of the manliness tree? Sam, that's who!"
@alexiscarlsenwenzel8939
@alexiscarlsenwenzel8939 4 жыл бұрын
This could explain why he presents it in ways that even stupid young people could understand I guess. 😂😂
@legendarytat8278
@legendarytat8278 4 жыл бұрын
Wait he isn't a god?
@GrifoStelle
@GrifoStelle 4 жыл бұрын
If you are of European origin. You have Neanderthal dna.
@josiahhockenberry9846
@josiahhockenberry9846 4 жыл бұрын
No joke, one of most convincing arguments. I just hope your prize isn't awarded posthumously. Keep up the great work🙂
@lagrangepoint9386
@lagrangepoint9386 4 жыл бұрын
Nobel prizes are not ever awarded posthumously.
@johnpattenden8553
@johnpattenden8553 4 жыл бұрын
Easily disproved
@stes_
@stes_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnpattenden8553 what?
@att6484
@att6484 3 жыл бұрын
StesLight sadly while it’s a fun theory by Sam, most science suggests that female humans and male neanderthals found it incredibly hard to produce healthy offspring.
@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel
@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel 3 жыл бұрын
He really doxxed himself?
@davidkong8493
@davidkong8493 5 ай бұрын
You know this video is old when it references malls
@matlerat1642
@matlerat1642 2 жыл бұрын
Sam you're an actual genius
@yerman0564
@yerman0564 3 жыл бұрын
It's great to see that even though Sam has been gone so long, his comments sections are more active than some weekly upload channels.
@sethboutilier
@sethboutilier 2 жыл бұрын
omg for real
@Reddeadclipz
@Reddeadclipz 2 жыл бұрын
Fax
@Alex_Munoz5
@Alex_Munoz5 Жыл бұрын
HE BACK BOY
@danielgomessilva8966
@danielgomessilva8966 Жыл бұрын
Where is he?
@yerman0564
@yerman0564 Жыл бұрын
@@danielgomessilva8966 he’s back now. He was busy with school for a few years though.
@RejectReef
@RejectReef 3 жыл бұрын
0:57 "Take a look at this sculpture! Gross, right?" U-uh...y-yeah! Sure, Sam. Gross!
@KentuckyFriedChildren
@KentuckyFriedChildren 3 жыл бұрын
Big Chicken is watching
@americantourist8844
@americantourist8844 3 жыл бұрын
Earth Mother goddess. Clan of the Cave Bear.
@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934
@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934 3 жыл бұрын
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@propeladdict9174
@propeladdict9174 3 жыл бұрын
@@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934 same
@arealhuman826
@arealhuman826 3 жыл бұрын
I'd hit it
@have_0_shame796
@have_0_shame796 2 жыл бұрын
I GOT A RAGU SAUCE AD ON A SAMONELLA VIDEO NO WAYYY
@dhans9662
@dhans9662 2 жыл бұрын
This doesn't even feel like a theory, it feels like a normal history lesson.
@ChairDoorMan
@ChairDoorMan 3 жыл бұрын
Every time Sam appears in my recommended I get excited that he posted again, then the video ends up being 3 years old like this one Edit: Christmas has come early
@octoberwind
@octoberwind 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@jonasward5977
@jonasward5977 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry he said on Reddit he would be posting again soon
@Spooder-king
@Spooder-king 3 жыл бұрын
Same I’m gonna go cry in a corner hoping that he’ll be back soon
@david.the.disaster
@david.the.disaster 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonasward5977 where he at then
@a_paperweight3902
@a_paperweight3902 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonasward5977 WHEN
@shadowasii4492
@shadowasii4492 4 жыл бұрын
0:58 this sculpture accurately represents like 70% of fetishes
@lusteraliaszero
@lusteraliaszero 4 жыл бұрын
There's no proof they were ever considered attractive though.
@shadowasii4492
@shadowasii4492 4 жыл бұрын
@@lusteraliaszero well there's no proof that they weren't
@lusteraliaszero
@lusteraliaszero 4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowasii4492 you can't prove a negative.
@shadowasii4492
@shadowasii4492 4 жыл бұрын
@@lusteraliaszero yes you can, by proving that they were considered attractive
@lusteraliaszero
@lusteraliaszero 4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowasii4492 one does not exclude the other. you didn't say universally.
@CelestialOrion811
@CelestialOrion811 2 жыл бұрын
bro, i pass by there every weekend
@averagenecrozmaenjoyer3877
@averagenecrozmaenjoyer3877 Жыл бұрын
straight up predicted it 5 years ago, with a svante paablo being awarded the nobel prize for his work on how neanderthals might have reproduced with homo sapiens. way to go sam
@MoffMuppet
@MoffMuppet 6 жыл бұрын
Well, there certainly are worse ways to go extinct...
@jonasb104
@jonasb104 5 жыл бұрын
@Temponyx Dinosaurs disliked that.
@jonasb104
@jonasb104 5 жыл бұрын
@Temponyx F
@kennylin8873
@kennylin8873 5 жыл бұрын
Press F for ****
@stephenhaag2358
@stephenhaag2358 5 жыл бұрын
MoffMupp DEATH ...by snu snu
@restitutororbis964
@restitutororbis964 5 жыл бұрын
@Temponyx F
@MichaelBrown-ek4pm
@MichaelBrown-ek4pm 3 жыл бұрын
I Love how at the end when he asks for a nobel prize to be sent to the address it leads to a Strip Club
@BingoBangoBong0
@BingoBangoBong0 2 жыл бұрын
Chad
@SausageConvention
@SausageConvention 2 жыл бұрын
I went through the comments to see if anyone had found the address. good work soldier
@Jakezergling
@Jakezergling 2 жыл бұрын
World famous mcdoogals It's an absolute shithole. When you think terrible strip club, mcdoogals checks all the boxes Source: actually been there
@ahmetkerematakur4247
@ahmetkerematakur4247 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jakezergling what's so terrible about it?
@Jakezergling
@Jakezergling 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahmetkerematakur4247 the women, BYOB, the venue is sketchy lookin, reeks
@scottbean8591
@scottbean8591 Жыл бұрын
We miss you
@AwdryFan1997
@AwdryFan1997 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't actually expect this to be a one hundred percent serious scientific theory.
@RaymondACDC
@RaymondACDC 7 жыл бұрын
Oh thank God. I thought the first notification was a hallucination
@maelgugi
@maelgugi 7 жыл бұрын
Raymond Smith Your sister knows, your sister knows...
@maelgugi
@maelgugi 7 жыл бұрын
John Cena She totally knows
@RaymondACDC
@RaymondACDC 7 жыл бұрын
maelgugi what
@maelgugi
@maelgugi 7 жыл бұрын
Raymond Smith It's a reference to a vid Sam O Nella did about surrealism... too bad he deleted it
@Offroadcircus
@Offroadcircus 7 жыл бұрын
Quality > Quanitity
@wedeldylan
@wedeldylan 6 жыл бұрын
Offroad circus unless you have quality within that quantity
@seigeengine
@seigeengine 6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, not so much. Quantity usually wins out over quality when it comes to reproduction. Even if your offspring are half as likely to reproduce, it doesn't matter if you make at least twice as many offspring. That said, the reason to focus on quality is ethical in nature.
@amfram
@amfram 6 жыл бұрын
Offroad circus q u a n i t i d d y
@dhyanpatel1469
@dhyanpatel1469 6 жыл бұрын
well... Adpocalypse says no
@timpind.8237
@timpind.8237 6 жыл бұрын
Offroad circus You spelled it “quanitity”. You tried, but no. Also, quanTITTY
@endtimes7039
@endtimes7039 2 жыл бұрын
caveman music started playing right as you started talking about neanderthal sex and i completly accepted that you had added it to your video until i noticed the steam page for horizon zero dawn was open and it was the trailer music
@KevinsArmory
@KevinsArmory 2 жыл бұрын
main issue with this theory is all the surviving neanderthal DNA comes in the form of mtDNA and we havent seen anyone with a neanderthal Y chromosome since. So its actually the opposite. Neanderthal women were social and attractive enough to reproduce and neanderthal men either were killed or starved out.
@pong9000
@pong9000 Жыл бұрын
Homo Sapiens had much larger frontal lobes, so would have dominated socially as con artists. Like trading symbolic trinkets for women, because Neanderthals can't grasp metaphor.
@zatrat5696
@zatrat5696 4 жыл бұрын
Moral of the storyyyyy: Women chose what they want Men take what they get
@thatonedude9269
@thatonedude9269 4 жыл бұрын
The heck is this spacing
@lobotomizedbarbie
@lobotomizedbarbie 4 жыл бұрын
That one dude some cuck thing i think
@halamadruuid2380
@halamadruuid2380 4 жыл бұрын
You know, the enter button exist?
@TheMento98
@TheMento98 4 жыл бұрын
@@halamadruuid2380 Pretty sure they weren't looking for the name. Pretty sure they were asking why it is there.
@phil_5430
@phil_5430 3 жыл бұрын
@@metta9743 dude...
@fubbypeets7058
@fubbypeets7058 4 жыл бұрын
2:52 Neanderthals had "larger and thicker patellas" according to the diagram. *_MMM KNEECAPS_*
@agostinagomez168
@agostinagomez168 4 жыл бұрын
This grossed me out and made me laugh at the same time
@ej-jz5rc
@ej-jz5rc 3 жыл бұрын
yummy
@screamingthroughtime6257
@screamingthroughtime6257 3 жыл бұрын
Sam O'Patella
@kilgoretrout2878
@kilgoretrout2878 3 жыл бұрын
I have actually had a girl be attracted to my kneecaps, so that's a point in favour of this theory 😂
@screamingthroughtime6257
@screamingthroughtime6257 3 жыл бұрын
@@kilgoretrout2878 lmao what the fuck 😂
@thedarknight307
@thedarknight307 4 ай бұрын
Lol Sam’s theory is considered legit now That’s friggin amazing
@maluorno
@maluorno 2 жыл бұрын
ive been to parties where this analogy played out in front of my very eyes
@AGoes-mn3dm
@AGoes-mn3dm 6 жыл бұрын
Damn dyslexia, took me three times to read Neanderthal as it is instead of Netherlands
@user-ft4pb5vb3e
@user-ft4pb5vb3e 6 жыл бұрын
Aretrix Il Lmao (Sarcasm)
@g0atboy207
@g0atboy207 6 жыл бұрын
I live in the Netherlands. The video still works if you read that
@callmefox630
@callmefox630 6 жыл бұрын
"That's odd, I thought Netherland was sexy as it is."
@yeahoh2222
@yeahoh2222 6 жыл бұрын
Aretrix Il rip
@troublemakeitdouble1299
@troublemakeitdouble1299 6 жыл бұрын
I always thought NetherLands was another name for Hell, lol.
@qiaozhi9551
@qiaozhi9551 4 жыл бұрын
for those wondering, the actual theory most agreed with is that the neanderthols were stronger, so they could take on prey straight on, but our breed wasn't as strong, so we developed better weapons because we needed them,but the neanderthols didn‘t have the weapons, so we actually won the fights. Edit: yeah it’s super over simplified
@Sandi_shores_lands_fish
@Sandi_shores_lands_fish 4 жыл бұрын
So what if monkeys had guns..would they win a war?
@xezazase
@xezazase 3 жыл бұрын
More advanced weapons? I think the true cause was that we were able to operate in larger social groups and had better language/communication. One vs one, neanderthals WERE superior, but that ended working against them. They existed independently and thus formed smaller, more isolated groups. When humans came around, they were outnumbered. We won the competition for resources and they slowly disappeared into our gene pool.
@user-wr3vt8uq4s
@user-wr3vt8uq4s 3 жыл бұрын
@@xezazase Even more interesting facts: the Basque people and certain populations in Oceania have high neanderthal DNA. Basque also have the highest type O blood, also a neanderthal marker.
@creationsxl2979
@creationsxl2979 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sandi_shores_lands_fish we are not monkeys, if Neanderthals were given guns and put up against us, then yes they would.
@creationsxl2979
@creationsxl2979 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he is right because we were smaller and less strong we learnt to throw spears and attack from afar meaning we were a lot safer. Neanderthals instead used brute strength and would run up and stab the animal, putting themselves right next to danger and would mean they are more likely to get injured or killed. I also agree with sam though, all European people share a lot of neanderthal DNA, meaning that there was at least some interbreeding.
@ruthlalrinawmi9242
@ruthlalrinawmi9242 2 жыл бұрын
this was brilliant!!!
@isavenewspapers8890
@isavenewspapers8890 2 жыл бұрын
2:03 Epic
@mut1565
@mut1565 2 жыл бұрын
I guess.
@Ziamangry
@Ziamangry 6 жыл бұрын
Damn thots were thots even millions of years ago
@haharmageddontv6581
@haharmageddontv6581 6 жыл бұрын
Ziamangry *tens to hundreds of thousands of years ago
@kevinsj99
@kevinsj99 6 жыл бұрын
Thots always have been and always will be thots, regardless of time period.
@AngPur
@AngPur 6 жыл бұрын
Sooooo the Breen are neanderthals?
@Im-bl7hp
@Im-bl7hp 6 жыл бұрын
HaHarmageddonTV whut about the dinosaurs pretty sure their thots
@notpulverman9660
@notpulverman9660 6 жыл бұрын
HaHarmageddonTV Meanderthals probably were around at least 1 million yrs ago, even if their extinction happened recently as sub-100k years.
@SamONellaAcademy
@SamONellaAcademy 7 жыл бұрын
To the three people who caught my first upload of this, had to re-up just now because Lightworks had an update that fucked with everything which led to me having the audio play in only one ear somehow.
@teedub710
@teedub710 7 жыл бұрын
Sam O'Nella Academy I saw the original,I feel so special
@kenross6472
@kenross6472 7 жыл бұрын
Sam O'Nella Academy another nice video! Can the next one be on weird shit about North Korea?
@Ayylmao2437
@Ayylmao2437 7 жыл бұрын
I expect better from you son
@coltonroberts3199
@coltonroberts3199 7 жыл бұрын
Sam O'Nella Academy will you be putting out more frequent content since it's summer
@rinkokonoe8644
@rinkokonoe8644 7 жыл бұрын
Sam O'Nella Academy thanks papa
@MarkJanmelAboy
@MarkJanmelAboy 2 жыл бұрын
This is what I thought for a Loong time nice to know I wasn't the only one thinking about it
@tyrannical4607
@tyrannical4607 2 жыл бұрын
Sam o’nella was really before his time with this one, not to mention this whole theory has basically been proven correct
@maikelhd9069
@maikelhd9069 4 жыл бұрын
In a nutshell: Girls: my man needs to have a 6 pack, be strong, brave, heroic, tender etc. Guys: I just want to f*ck
@gregoryvasilyev9675
@gregoryvasilyev9675 3 жыл бұрын
Trying to explain "tender" to a Neanderthal lowers life expectancy
@peevshalpatine
@peevshalpatine 3 жыл бұрын
@@gregoryvasilyev9675 Neanderthals were at least as intelligent as modern humans if not more. so they'd be the ones explaining.
@Matzkxmx
@Matzkxmx 3 жыл бұрын
@@peevshalpatine Hot take
@peevshalpatine
@peevshalpatine 3 жыл бұрын
@@Matzkxmx larger cranial cavity
@Matzkxmx
@Matzkxmx 3 жыл бұрын
@@peevshalpatine anything i wanna say would get me hate
@coledavidson5630
@coledavidson5630 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit my Anthropology professor is a professional archaeologist and he says you’re right. There was a lot of interbreeding.
@buffoonustroglodytus4688
@buffoonustroglodytus4688 3 жыл бұрын
Nope not that much bitch
@dionysus8967
@dionysus8967 3 жыл бұрын
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 most europeans and asians have a significant amount of neanderthal DNA, sub-saharan africans do not.
@buffoonustroglodytus4688
@buffoonustroglodytus4688 3 жыл бұрын
@@dionysus8967 k.
@dionysus8967
@dionysus8967 3 жыл бұрын
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 I'm sorry for you if that is too much for your little brain lol
@JotaroKujo-nj4bx
@JotaroKujo-nj4bx 3 жыл бұрын
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 I’m curious if you realize Neanderthals and Homo Sapien interacted to create the Homo sapien sapien (our current human species) so yes, it makes total sense the Neanderthals just interbreeded with us
@Mechsrule1
@Mechsrule1 11 ай бұрын
If anyone is wondering, that address is for a closed McDoogals.
@togeluga_the_cat
@togeluga_the_cat 11 ай бұрын
it used to be a strip club i think lol
@rafaelsodre_eachday
@rafaelsodre_eachday 2 жыл бұрын
This was presented in a lighthearted way, but it is genius.
@lavalighterstudios4061
@lavalighterstudios4061 3 жыл бұрын
You’re the kind of guy who’s videos I’d show my friends but I’m to scared they’d question my sanity
@T0YCHEST
@T0YCHEST 3 жыл бұрын
U have to hate ur friends to be friends take the roasts and roast them back
@totallynottakingthepiss490
@totallynottakingthepiss490 2 жыл бұрын
my friends already do that.
@goldgamer6796
@goldgamer6796 2 жыл бұрын
@@T0YCHEST I agree, if I can't call my buddies retards at least 5 times a day, then they aren't friends
@thomaskositzki9424
@thomaskositzki9424 2 жыл бұрын
Go for it mate! I'm going to show this my 21 year old niece who just started studying Biology. Either she will laugh because she freaking likes it or she will laugh because of how nutty I am. ^^
@ImperialCoffee769
@ImperialCoffee769 2 жыл бұрын
@@thomaskositzki9424 How did that go?
@asherdunlap7123
@asherdunlap7123 5 жыл бұрын
Am I just incredibly stupid or did this make sense?
@asherdunlap7123
@asherdunlap7123 4 жыл бұрын
@Red October I agree completely
@dabartos4713
@dabartos4713 4 жыл бұрын
It would even explain the simp culture :D
@defunctaccount9803
@defunctaccount9803 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, there are humans right now with some Neanderthal traits, so it could make sense
@teuast
@teuast 4 жыл бұрын
y e s
@kevinrod7501
@kevinrod7501 3 жыл бұрын
No your just smart
@Gravity_studioss
@Gravity_studioss 2 жыл бұрын
Im gonna make a presentation about this, no joke
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