My TikTok FYP Exposes Me

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Жыл бұрын

I love watching my FYP and reacting to these with you guys!
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@-bloodstone-7038 Жыл бұрын

Kris would be the best at faking a KZfaqr apology video.

@kallmekris Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@iLoveBread_101 Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read Profile Photo ok

@sepia7 Жыл бұрын

@@omareewto bad just did

@grace_xplr_thelarry Жыл бұрын

@@kallmekrisGIRL YOU RLY ARE 😭😭

@ineededthat3229 Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read Profile Photo Aight

@lehammsamm Жыл бұрын

I swear Jay's edits are aging like fine wine. They just keep getting better. 🤣😁

@notyoutube2599 Жыл бұрын

Yessss

@isabellaevens8334 Жыл бұрын

Yessss

@emilyquimby8453 Жыл бұрын

We need a video about just Jay doing things

@ohnonotagain8935 Жыл бұрын

Jay is underrated

@thevengefulangel Жыл бұрын

@Genshin lmpact 🅥 uh no thanks

@LaurenLovesSunsets Жыл бұрын

This is just kris being bisexual for 14 minutes and I am LIVING for it ❤

@Owl_grilyyyy 9 ай бұрын

And 29 seconds

@alicefoy1062 9 ай бұрын

*pan

@jameshughes6355 8 ай бұрын

*no label

@Starry_Darling 6 ай бұрын

YES OMG😭🏳️‍🌈

@Kassicrybaby 6 ай бұрын

YES BISEXUAL BESTIE FOR NOW ON

@susanclouse1600 11 күн бұрын

This was so good. She's still in Canada, no mustache Texan, Jay being funny. The "no you hang up first" she was making fun of.....

@neelyohara8317 Жыл бұрын

Yet another extremely relatable line delivered by Kris "I don't beat people but I hurt them with words." 😂

@panbugzzwastaken Жыл бұрын

FACTS

@jonathanward-ks7jg Жыл бұрын

@@panbugzzwastaken yes

@kellymraz2538 11 ай бұрын

Totally!!!!!😂😅

@Queencat_59 9 ай бұрын

same

@tillyketteringham3577 8 ай бұрын

Except she beats herself

@hannahsage Жыл бұрын

"I don't beat people, I hurt them with words" The inspiration and the enlightenment I felt with these words were immeasurable. I do not know how Kris came to the conclusion that these few words, she could speak such a lovely, heartfelt sentence. I truly aspire to be like this one day.

@miaz_cool Жыл бұрын

As do i 😂

@lmaoroflcopter Жыл бұрын

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words cause lasting trauma.

@hannahsage Жыл бұрын

@@lmaoroflcopter I'M CRYING 😭😂😂😂😂😂

@eliseneely3179 Жыл бұрын

@@lmaoroflcopter IM DYING 😂😂

@death-moth Жыл бұрын

@@lmaoroflcopter I'M LYING 💀 (the rhyme though-)

@kinleysworld6123 5 ай бұрын

I love how Kris always makes the entrance so welcoming!!! 😁☺️

@RayRayofSunshine748 8 ай бұрын

Girl I love you so much! You have helped me through my depression and always made me laugh on the days that have been terrible. You’re beautiful and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise

@laylaneal4770 Жыл бұрын

“I’m letting you look up my holes” THE WAY SHE NOTICED AND THEN QUICKLY SAVED IT 💀

@simsim231 Жыл бұрын

Ikr😂

@BakaRat05 Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@freyataylor1521 Жыл бұрын

😅

@p34chy-b1rd Жыл бұрын

True lmao 🤣

@The_Gay_Ghost Жыл бұрын

I stopped breathing for a second there

@beadedbyevie1212 Жыл бұрын

We need to make her a book of compliments!! IS IT JUST ME!? like Kris is the best!!

@kholdanstaalstorm6881 Жыл бұрын

Yes! Kris compliments supercut! That would be a mirth overload, should be recommended alongside antidepressants!

@snehapaul8134 Жыл бұрын

bro,you are damn right

@ThatBigSis_ Жыл бұрын

AGREED

@brianhalbach500 Жыл бұрын

No it’s not just you she is amazing

@Valentina_png Жыл бұрын

YESSSS I TOTALLY AGREE I WOULD READ IT EVERYDAY AND EVERYTIME I FEEL SAD, i love this idea

@wishinStars 4 ай бұрын

So, just to let you know Kris, I was recently diagnosed with depression and anxiety on a very large scale And you have made me laugh and smile, and the hug at the beginning I cried Thank you for being there always❤❤❤

@MAX-22143 2 ай бұрын

Were here 💙💙-through a screen- uh idk im bad at conforting 😀👌

@ferxsniper 8 ай бұрын

The winning argument had me lmfao, awesome video Kris and Jay 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

@kaisydness Жыл бұрын

Anyone else watch Kris whenever you’re on the verge of tears just so you can smile?

@Asch_G4cha2718 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@gummybear8747 Жыл бұрын

Same

@kellyduellge3366 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@serene__0 Жыл бұрын

Nope

@lyla4489 Жыл бұрын

Yep

@Ashna_the_god Жыл бұрын

I usually hate hugs but Kris just gives better hugs than usual 🥲

@Emmaloveswwe Жыл бұрын

@@sturniolotripletshorts that was a super nice video

@Existingisveryinteresting Жыл бұрын

Me to 😢😊

@kallmekris Жыл бұрын

❤❤❤yay

@carmenm9811 Жыл бұрын

She does tho

@bluealbumdeluxe Жыл бұрын

@Lucifer 🅥 not what I expected but that was nice Have a cookie 🍪

@kyleighoconnor532 11 ай бұрын

You nail it every dang time with the movie/tv clip cuts that you throw in. 😂😂😂❤

@AkiraPlayz_x 2 ай бұрын

When she said “why did I just turn into Borat” reminded me of The movie and I cried laughing I haven’t watched it in so long 🤣

@Buster_Butchie_BigG Жыл бұрын

It’s genuinely scary when you see a kallmekris vid and then click on it and see kris staring sadly into the camera and talking shakily~ love this for us

@adrianaheiler9794 Жыл бұрын

Seriously! Especially after the Vegan Teacher desaster from the last video. I thought she is still devastated from that when I saw her in front of that blank wall.

@coolgirl5547 Жыл бұрын

Kris, here are your compliments- The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible. You're really something special. Thank you for being you.❤❤

@isabellaevens8334 Жыл бұрын

We stan Kris

@robertkitchens6382 10 ай бұрын

I love you and your positivity Kris, you have such an adorable personality

@user-kp3xt5fj7m 10 ай бұрын

Thank you for making us feel good about us all the time Kris❤

@opeitsme2727 Жыл бұрын

I've faked a lot of compliments to women that I had to be around just to prevent that awkward silence. I'm terrible lol.

@Brinley_Silverstein Жыл бұрын

me too

@Archon_of_Freedom_ Жыл бұрын

I just tell them what I think. I'm not afraid of hurt feelings and awkward silence. But sometimes it's for the best to fit in and hide with the crowd too, pretending to be nice. I act like I'm nice until someone disrespects me.

@mollieadele Жыл бұрын

Ima just comment here so I can see if any drama goes down over your comment XD

@BEMedits Жыл бұрын

@@Archon_of_Freedom_so edgy

@danagelfand5618 Жыл бұрын

literally me omg, I always be touching their hair and saying ooh ur hair looks good today😭

@Plvtohaartz Жыл бұрын

KallmeKris is a favorite comfort youtuber; her voice is so soothing.❤

@May-ki8vn Жыл бұрын

for real tho♥︎♡♡♥︎

@abandoned_account_6712 Жыл бұрын

someone do the 69th like

@rhinodahamster8408 4 ай бұрын

You look so dead inside " I don't like you, I love you. " Slay yy

@Taylia-po1nd 4 ай бұрын

10:23 “is she gonna turn sexy?*a second later* *too stunned to speak*😳😦🤯” it got me rolling on the floor😂kris your literally so funny even if you dont try😭✋ ily sm☺️😘

@Idk-xs6ig Жыл бұрын

The way she compliments us at the beginning of the video 🥲🥲 ✨You are so amazing Kris✨

@SelfishPauley Жыл бұрын

Honestly, those compliments helped me through some really dark times this year

@imatiredpotato Жыл бұрын

@@SelfishPauley well that's good :) I hope you have a great life! :D

@laurad323 Жыл бұрын

0:24 she got us in the first half! 😂 I love this channel so much, thank you for always making our day Kris! 2:10 😳 why, she said it so quickly too 9:35 yes I wanna see that!

@Starshlp Жыл бұрын

@hope. shuttup

@CrazyRory Ай бұрын

Kris is my spirit animal

@-HTTYD-Misha- 3 ай бұрын

That is the most Iconic cry (at the start) I have ever heard *Clap Clap Clap* WELL DONE KRIS YOU DESERVE A OSCAR

@beanallene Жыл бұрын

Children learn more from their parents mistakes than anything. This is why I don't always tell my kids what they should do, but I do always tell them what mistakes I've made that I regret the most.

@zaraheart Жыл бұрын

That’s a good idea. Thank you 😊

@KitKat-kb5gk Жыл бұрын

12:38 they way you can see kris slightly look down is so funny to me 💀😅

@miaz_cool Жыл бұрын

Is she bi i dont think so but ummmm. Love ya btw

@KitKat-kb5gk Жыл бұрын

@@miaz_cool she said in a video that she is pan 🙃

@hannah.770 Жыл бұрын

@@miaz_cool she's pan

@wolf_in_the_dark 10 ай бұрын

kris is the best she always makes us feel good even if we"re in the worst of moods keep it up kris and jay

@bellakopp9251 6 ай бұрын

That face she had when she said "Im letting you look up my holes" 🤣 I was dyinggg.

@m4x.631 Жыл бұрын

I think we can all agree that Kris always makes our day with her content.

@0Onyx13 Жыл бұрын

She's the most relatable person, she says all the bad stuff we do and think but never dare to admit because no one else admitted to it yet.

@christopherkimber7679 Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@hailey7867 Жыл бұрын

100 percent agree! always! 😊

@kocickaf3339 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@annabellaromano6975 Жыл бұрын

So true

@shanathegirl4178 Жыл бұрын

Kris is just so generally enjoyable to watch she helps occupy me when I’m board - the beginning rly got me hahaha. And jay rly be doing the weirdest things for you haha

@danielpeacey8355 Жыл бұрын

Same

@chantellesavoie5854 Жыл бұрын

aww thanks Kris. I needed that virtual hug sitting here alone watching your videos. How did you know?😂🥰

@0gracey0 5 ай бұрын

EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. TIME. she compliments us I LOSE IT. WHY IS SHE SUCH AN AMAZING PERSON????????????? Well, Auntie Kris, you deserve all the compliments, too. So here ya go: this silly little KZfaq family we have is forever grateful for every single video you ever post. You make my day every day. All my love.

@xzy861 Жыл бұрын

Kris *NEVER* forgets to compliment us. *respect.*

@lillyElizabeth-hl9iu 8 ай бұрын

YA she doesn't if I was her I would forget.

@christinaress9648 Жыл бұрын

Every time I’m watching the good place, I look at Kristen Bell and think: hey, kris could play her

@goldeneyespectre8447 Жыл бұрын

Think she could play Elsa in the live action Frozen😂❤

@Ling_Chow Жыл бұрын

Omg yes!

@bishhhh2009 Жыл бұрын

cuz of the name

@heyyp6511 Жыл бұрын

Why is that just so true?-

@destinyvanopdorp Жыл бұрын

I love the Good place and i think she woud be great

@xXXMidnightdaTherianXXx 5 күн бұрын

Kris is the best sad apology acter ever

@TheGarageBandMusician 10 ай бұрын

Kris, I watch your videos everyday and they always make me smile no matter how I'm feeling at the time. Keep doing what you do and I can't wait to see the content you upload in the future.

@theuniquedemigod4218 Жыл бұрын

Kris's random reactions absolutely make my day! 🤣

@katye2932 Жыл бұрын

Anyone else's heart jump when she went in for the hug? Not just me, I'm sure of it.

@nickfeeee 18 күн бұрын

When you said you didn't love me, it cut me deep and I got tearful.

@life.sucks_man 2 ай бұрын

THE START ACTUALLY MADE ME CRY OMFGGG-

@impressiveamountsofchaos4605 Жыл бұрын

My FYP sometimes has me questioning how straight I actually am, because damn! I'm right there with you. Also, you didn't go to hell this video. Congrats on that!

@kholdanstaalstorm6881 Жыл бұрын

It's something we can't avoid, the female form is hard coded in our older brain areas. Because most look when they think they're not seen. Attractions are on a spectrum also.

@Hi-ki8qn Жыл бұрын

@@kholdanstaalstorm6881 Bruh i feel you and Kris cause i just be scrolling anyway and BOOM girl thirst trap and then i stop and think am i fr straight like I've been lying to myself 🤣

@shredsilastv Жыл бұрын

I mean Kris is bi so tiktok definitely pushing all the women on her fyp

@kholdanstaalstorm6881 Жыл бұрын

@@Hi-ki8qn No, you're not lying to yourself. The human brain is an intriguing collection of new parts patched together with evolutionary remnants from our earlier stages. Combine that with parental upbringing, education and other experiences, we get the mixed playlist of instincts, learned behaviors and gut feelings that makes up our personalities and sense of self. Every part makes the whole, it depends on what mix that person had. So a gay man with a very strictly straight upbringing, education and other experiences could find women's thirst traps attractive as an example. We humans are just too fond of putting everything into narrow categories, when the reality can be much more fluid and diverse than our categories can handle. So enjoy it with this caveat: this wouldn't hold up in court or in a relationship where the boundaries don't allow looking. There are the self control of a person that's on the line, not what old monkey or reptile brain parts may have suggested to the person.

@kholdanstaalstorm6881 Жыл бұрын

@@shredsilastv The title of the video is spot on, because the algorithm will show more of the stuff that the user and other similar users have already checked out. A TicToc account needs only a week to roughly specify what narrow interests the user has and delivering more of the same. It's what the algorithm is made for.

@calebholcomb4571 Жыл бұрын

Kris after the video in 5:20 : “WHAT COLOR WAS THE…a-air?!” What in the world 😂

@kailamaila444 7 ай бұрын

*kris be impersonating mary cooper during the last video* 😂❤

@SylviannaBerk22 9 ай бұрын

Kris' fake cry is my new personality lmao

@TheLonelyGhostArt Жыл бұрын

Ik this might sound cringey, but tysm Kris for brightening my days. I have been very insecure about how i look and what other people think, but when you tell me and many other people that we’re beautiful, it makes me feel so good. My body dysmorphia has been eating away at me and making me feel not good enough, but you say otherwise. Thank you for that🙏🏼❤️

@bananenneus1540 Жыл бұрын

I hope you get better soon

@TheLonelyGhostArt Жыл бұрын

@@bananenneus1540 thank you ❤️

@Queen_Springsteen Жыл бұрын

Who else hugged and kissed back

@charlyperkins1953 Жыл бұрын

Fr, thanks kmk!

@amatije Жыл бұрын

Hey, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't bother what other people think about you, that doesn't matter. Only opinion that matters and is important is your own. Love yourself first and people will notice that! Do something nice for yourself.Wishing you all the best in New Year!

@yaleximpact7671 Жыл бұрын

The realization in Kris’s eyes when she said “up my holes” 😭 😂

@apples7500 3 ай бұрын

Not me fake crying crying with you at the beginning 🤣🤣🤣

@Purpur_fox66 2 ай бұрын

Kris scared me at the start I thought something really really bad happened 😂

@greenbombpop8930 Жыл бұрын

11:37 “squint your eyes and mouth call me kris”

@PSiLoveYou444 Жыл бұрын

5:23 OMG “what was the color of the air” xD

@sophiaalcantara8260 7 ай бұрын

It feels absolutely amazing high fiveing the screen at the same time Kris dose😂😂😂

@Heartstopperobsession 2 ай бұрын

“What colour was the air!” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

@chrishickory7907 Жыл бұрын

I like how Kris involves the video editor when most other channels turn a blind eye, Jay is part of the magic too

@voxmutationem3651 Жыл бұрын

Hope Kris gets Jay to do her voiceover soon! 😂

@EmmaSannes-se2zq 5 ай бұрын

The "your dad" had me dieing

@ElliDraws.15 Жыл бұрын

no- i just can’t lolllllll jayyyy ur impression of that was too goodddodododoododod

@anislvr Жыл бұрын

honestly you’d be the best at making a fake apology video. ily kris thanks for all of the compliments and hugs, they make me feel a lot better!!❤

@armyb140 Жыл бұрын

0:26 The "EEEEEEEEEEEE" got me😂👏🏻

@Anonymous-qd9eo 8 ай бұрын

Confidence boosted with compliments x100

@NERDY.EDITOR 11 ай бұрын

The “slight laugh” got me 😂😂😂

@beckernicholas1596 Жыл бұрын

how are you today you're one of my favorite people it feels weird being early thank you for being someone I can look up too and you help so much, especially while my seasonal depression is rough

@znekkk Жыл бұрын

how tf

@looflus Жыл бұрын

Wtf

@thechannel1473 Жыл бұрын

How did you write this 15 hours ago when she just posted it

@SamanthaBrown-em5rx Жыл бұрын

How is this 15hrs ago?

@Samz.xplrer Жыл бұрын

How did you-

@katyg2305 Жыл бұрын

love the 'I had a sh¡tty year but at least I'm not pregnant' dance! We love you Kris 💜

@chichimala 7 ай бұрын

i love when kris give us virtual hugs and kisses i love her!!

@angelae959 9 ай бұрын

✨When ur mom tries to give u relationship advice, but she married ur dad✨ SO TRUE!!!

@jennisconfuzzled Жыл бұрын

I love Kris sm, she is helping make my day brighter as I’m working on my depression and bpd. They help me smile and feel more positively 💕

@bellakopp9251 Жыл бұрын

I love Kris too.And I really hope you can get better.HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR!!!!!!

@saphirejimenez8206 Жыл бұрын

YOUR NOT DEPRESSED, YOUR JUST NOT LIKING YOUR LIFE STYLE RN Think of more "you can do this" and do things you like, change things up a little(think of doing hobbies you like) Be you 🥰❤️

@bluebvtterflx7603 Жыл бұрын

Love kris too and I really hope you get better for the new year! Keep smiling!

@xKillaMelxGaming Жыл бұрын

I’m with you there. Same for me! Had a horrible year and Kris’s videos always cheer me up, even when I watch the same ones repeatedly. Her sense of humour is so similar to mine too, I love it! ♥️

@xKillaMelxGaming Жыл бұрын

@@saphirejimenez8206 Depression can be caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain so lifestyle changes wouldn’t help. It requires medication and therapy.

@Lee_Prerorius Жыл бұрын

Dear Kris I am going to be honest, when ever I am feeling down I just watch one or two of your videos and it makes me feel 100% beter ❤ Thank you for being you ❤

@MaxPlayz_FNAF Жыл бұрын

Oh that's so sweet!

@Sese_. Жыл бұрын

@@MaxPlayz_FNAF ur pfp suits me :) I’m indeed a psychopath

@death-moth Жыл бұрын

@@Sese_. Same! Wait... Why am I so excited in accepting that 0-0

@MaxPlayz_FNAF Жыл бұрын

@@Sese_. hahahah welcome to the club dear!

@MaxPlayz_FNAF Жыл бұрын

@@death-moth lol

@NiamhMasters Жыл бұрын

why is jay and kris like the best duo ever

@penny3698 9 ай бұрын

i swear kris has a answer for everything even if its the most craziest answer

@Hessed3712 Жыл бұрын

10:33 Same. She made feel stuff.

@mariahharvey765 Жыл бұрын

That is definitely 100% the best explanation of my feelings towards my siblings😂😂😂

@itsReality0624 4 ай бұрын

Her faking the apology video was on point😂😂😂❤❤❤😊

@CrazyCrafty-tq2dw 9 ай бұрын

Her acting in the intro kinda got me at first lol😭😂🤣

@RecklessFables Жыл бұрын

10:21 Here, I'll just rewind this for everyone.

@Luthien-_-Playz Жыл бұрын

10:25 *calmly begins to die from simping to hard*

@sarellah651 Жыл бұрын

Not just her..

@boxoling6894 Жыл бұрын

kris’s mind: mommy sorry mommy sorry😳

@autumnblossom1129 6 ай бұрын

literally kris's reaction to that tiktok at 10:21 in the video the look on her face was PRICELESS LMAO

@bucketlistW3 11 ай бұрын

That cry in the intro had me spitting my drink 💀💀💀

@JCCCCCCCC623 Жыл бұрын

Kris needs an oscar for that intro tho.

@Krooopka Жыл бұрын

yes

@Rach3l_H. Жыл бұрын

11:06 you were looking at my food😂

@Mia-ih6fl Жыл бұрын

Whenever my days going bad I just watch Kris and she makes me crack up laughing

@emilybraden3111 3 ай бұрын

I needed her compliment so much more than I thought 🥺❤️

@mrstupiduniverse731c Жыл бұрын

You are one of those famous people that didn't let their fame ruin who they are and I find that incredible

@Chloe_y. Жыл бұрын

9:30 this is kris whenever she gets an idea for a video

@sf_fan. 5 ай бұрын

Damn in the beginning i genuinely though something was wrong Kris girl you are an absolutely astonishing actor. Im surprised you aren't in an award winning movie yet. ❤

@danielwhite1214 Жыл бұрын

You're hilarious 😂. You had me thinking the worst, but you got me real good. Thank you for saying I love you.

@wolfman71188 Жыл бұрын

I about fell out of my chair laughing at the "when you see an attractive person" reenactment.

@UraidTariq Жыл бұрын

Who agrees with me that Kris is the best Person to look up to when you are not feeling the best or overwhelmed? She’s always so positive which always puts a smile on my face even if I'm not feeling the best :)) we always love ❤️ you Kris.

@WhisperingWempe 10 ай бұрын

The krishugs and kriskisses help me power through anything 🎉❤❤❤ 0:45

@joshuaphillips986 11 ай бұрын

Kris I needed that hug just thank you ❤

@d4rkbl4ade63 Жыл бұрын

The intro was just 😂. All of Kris’s videos are just so funny I love how they bring my mood up when I’m feeling down😁 I always love when kris give compliments they make me and my friends feel good about ourselves

@shiningshimmer2890 Жыл бұрын

Me having a bad day but then I decide to watch one of your vids, instant laughter and smile. :) Thank you so much for caring about your fans and putting a smile on everyone’s face, we love ya Kris! 💗

@screenoracle Жыл бұрын

@Kassicrybaby 6 ай бұрын

Same ❤