Kris not recognizing Zuko but recognizing Aang no 10 seconds later is hilarious.

I’m sorry I’ve never watched Airbender or Supernatural, and I don’t know the meaning behind your personal tattoos 😭😂 I’m uneducated swine. None of these are serious, so don’t take it serious. 😎👍🏻 appreciate yah❤

Kris: "I'm ROASTING my followers" also Kris: *gives everyone a 10-10* (except those few ones)

I love when Kris takes out her anger- And happiness On Pete like poor guy😂😂💅🏾

13:20 “Is this somebody’s grandma?” *Queen Elizabeth left the chat*

Has anyone else started coming here for Jay, as well? I love Kris, don't get me wrong, but the fact that she picked an editor that perfectly matches her chaotic energy, is *chef's kiss*

The tattoo that says "Family doesn't end in blood" is a reference to supernatural, it is a very good show. I'm in love with that show lmao

8:35 Kris: Ima give it an 8 outta 10 Jay: NO 9 OUTTA 10

Cat portrait tattoo: Kris: 8/10 Jay: *silently bumps it up to a 9* 👍🏻✨

"Family don't end in blood" is a Supernatural tattoo, and it includes the pentagram with wings beneath it. Considering the semicolon above it, this is probably also a "Always Keep Fighting" which is a suicide prevention foundation created by the Supernatural actors. So, it's probably a personal suicide prevention tat.

the triangle tattoo was from Greek mythology, its associated with fire and also Hades. it's also part of alchemy, the character is for Mercury.

I love how kris saw the queen was like “ is that the British flag” and proceeded to assume it was someone’s grandma god I love kris

Kris: "I'm gonna roast tattoos!" Also Kris: *Proceeds to roast like 2 of them while complimenting the rest* Edit: I'm gonna say it. I've always wanted to say this. MOM, I'M FAMOUS! 🎉 But seriously, holy crap why does this have so many likes, I've never gotten this many before XD

I scrolled down quite a way and didn’t see anyone point out that the old lady is Queen Elizabeth II on a skateboard. And I love that tattoo. And and as lots of people have said, the world would be a better place if this is how roasts were done! Love to you all!

As for the goat strip-shaped pupils, they've evolved that way to be able to focus on the horizon so they can spot predators. Those predators, wolves, large cats, etc, have vertical pupils so they can focus easier on prey chilling in long grass. So it's an optical evolution game of scissors, paper, rock.

Kris:"jay make a cat noise" Jay: "meow 😐"

The more you know: Black armband tattoos originally were supposed to be permanent black cloth armbands that symbolize that you've lost someone close to you and are in mourning. Which is common in several western cultures. I don't have one of these but like just thought i'd throw that out there, I don't think a lot of people that have them know what they originally meant to represent. /shrug

I love how kris said she would be roasting tattoos but she ends up just complimenting us like she always does. thanks kris for everything, luv ya

The fact she didn't know a supernatural tattoo when she sees one kinda stings a little bit it's ok I still love you Kris ❤️

Kris: “you smell like the most beautiful, sexy, rare, exotic flower that belongs at the top of a mountain in the Swedish Alps” Me, sweating profusely, after being outside most of the day working and taking care of stinky dogs: “thank you… i don’t think so, but thank you anyway.”

Can we just take a moment to acknowledge kris and her awesome rapping skills like I was genuinely not expecting that it was so good

If Kris just spent an entire video just punching her stuffed animals I would watch it everyday, makes me laugh everytime.

I love it when Kris compliments us. It always makes me happy and confident ALL HAIL KRIS!!!!!

12:00 the arm bands is to show you were in mourning for someone who has passed. but love the skit lmao

"Family don't end with blood" is a fandom tattoo for Supernatural (it's a quote from the show, and you can also see they have a tattoo for protection against demonic possession - which is heavily featured in the show - just below it, framed by angel wings) Edit: just saw your comment saying you've never seen Supernatural - I highly recommend it! It seems daunting since it's such a long show, but it's so good imo.

can we take a moment to appreciate kris rapping and thank her for bringing a smile to our face everyday.

I laughed 😂 so hard at the Elmo bit. Clotheslined Elmo! Awesome! 😂

cat portrait tattoo: Kris: im gonna give it an 8/10 Jay: *cAsUAlly mAkEs It IntO A 9/10*

FYI the tattoo at 8:12 has the greek word for logic/reason (λόγος or lógos) and beneath it is the symbol for the Philosopher's Stone. The Philosopher's stone was something that in antiquity was rumored to have the power to transmute base metals into gold. There's a lot of deeper meanings that people have attached to it and despite the fact that the first harry potter book in the UK edition references the philosopher's stone (in the US version it was called the sorcerer's stone), this tattoo does not have anything to do with harry potter.

Love how Kris starts the video saying she is gonna be so mean, but ends up loving half of the tattoos. She really needs to get a tattoo herself

13:25 the late queen of 🇬🇧 (UK) skating and kris wonders who’s granny it is 😂😂 Lots of love from Scotland ❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Kris: "Flowers? Constellations? What a basic bees" Also Kris: "WoW, iS tHAt a SkUlL? Is ThAt a SnaKe? Is ThAt a sKUll wiTH a sNaKe? 10/10 🤪"

I like how this immediately changed from Kris roasting tattoos to Kris rating tattoos 😂

I love that Kris's version of roasting everyone's tattoos immediately turned into complimenting them all, or well, most of them! lol

I have my friend convinced that I have a tattoo right now but I don't. Its the most hilarious thing ever

12:00 AHHH MHA POSTER TIME !!!!!! :) btw love the videos kris!

Kris: we’re roasting tattoos 5 seconds later: I LOVE IT

I love how she did more complimenting than roasting the tattoos😂

6:06 "An angry person that let it out on your arm" Haha me too

The “Family doesn’t end in blood” tattoo is a supernatural reflection lol. Fun tat story: I got these two Star Wars tattoos right below my wrists, just the outlines of the Jedi symbol and the rebellion symbol. I was nervous though, not because it was my first time (it wasn’t), but because it was 9pm and the guy was super high (I don’t smoke so it was a bit uncomfortable of a situation).

10:22 it's a Bobby Singer quote from Supernatural. It discourages infighting among family members (something that the Winchester bros struggle with lol). Very meaningful quote. 10/10

10:37 OMG THE SMILEY FACE WITH THE TEETH IS A CAPTAIN TUSKTOOTH TATTOO, that’s a CRITICAL ROLE FAN

Kris: Oh my gosh it’s little penguin! 10 seconds later Kris: OH DUDE THAT IS SICKKK

These complements have gotten so strange yet so amazing at the same time

Kris, at 8:57 that's a tattoo of Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender. He has a different main hairstyle each season. Kinda funny how two ATLA tattoos were lined up almost back to back lmao

😂 ordering a pint o' Guinness in the heaviest *scottish* accent ever😅

OK OK OK.. its official.. Kris proves she has another talent as she FLOWS LIKE A PRO!!!! Dayum gurl you are something else and I love it!

10:43 I love that you said "I get the message" when you had no idea it was a Supernatural quote. The Teddy Bear is just a fanboy (or fangirl). To be fair, that's still the message of the quote, just possibly not the person's personal experience.

I really like learning little tidbits about Jay every now and then. Maybe like a "Day with Jay" episode some time? 🙂 Do you guys talk through structure or anything? Do you just record a video and let him run with it? Does he give you ideas for videos? You guys seem to have such a wonderful and positive working relationship that it'd be cool to peek behind the curtain. Love the videos as always Kris!

The beginning of this one is reminding me of The Click saying "You smell...✨Amazing✨ today." lol And, I've been binge-watching your videos this week and love them

Kris “I won’t get a tattoo” collins - future vids: is obsessed with getting tattoos

She’s so loving she can barely roast people it’s amazing😂😂😂

Obviously the Supernatural tattoo has been pointed out, but the smiley face with it is from something too! There's a Dungeons and Dragons show/podcast by Critical Role. There's a character named Jester in the 2nd campaign, who is a prankster basically. Their group becomes pirates for a while and she becomes obsessed with tattoos! She starts tattooing people with this symbol "the mark of Captain Tusktooth." Since then many fans have gotten the mark! Edit: I very rarely ever comment on KZfaq videos. The fact that this had quite a few likes astounds me 😆🥰

1:06 - tic taced? i died 💀😂

I am here for Kris being wonderful and supportive, and also here for the Critical Role tattoo at 10:22 (the smiley face with tusks)

The line tattoos around the arm symbolize the memory of the deceased and each one represents a different person. That's so sweet 🥲

I absolutely love the Supernatural tattoo at 10:35. That show has been there for me when no one else has. The SPN family will always be there for each other, AKF ❤

The beginning where Kris is sniffing us brought me back to "Bear In The Big Blue House" 😂😂 when hes sniffing and goes "oh there you are" 😂😂

Kris: I like snakes, swords and dragons Me: I agree. Snakes, swords and dragons= ultimate chaos/amazing

Kris always says she's gonna roast people and then she turns it into a love-fest. I think that's adorable.

Kris is the most talented individual out there. She just is. She can rap, she can do voices, she can do comedy, and she is the sweetest person on the internet! We love you Kris! You always make every one's day brighter, :)

KMK: I have no tattoos Me: Foreshadowing

Literally I’m watching this sitting on the toilet and she’s coming here to smelling me out and tell me I smell beautiful when I’m literally taking a shit 😂

8:35 kriss said 8/10 but it said 9/10… jay ur not getting payed today

I love how Kris always does her best to compliment us and never forgets

I love it when she punches pete and the way she does "it left hook!" lol lmfao

I loved the Captain Tusktooth tattoo!! (Above the Supernatural one) I want one eventually.

Is it just me? When she says nice things to her audience I really do feel better! Thanks Kris!! Sometimes I really need this.

1:42 Sick Bar ,dude! 🤣 (Sorry Pete)

I smell nice? It was 108 today and I work outside. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Kris can totally rap to eminem! I think we need to get her a record label cause she's gonna win a grammy!!!!

I love how Guinness is Irish but Kris did a Scottish accent 😅🤣

There are 3 M&M's in the world right now, M&M(Millie and Moxxie), M&M(the candy), and M&M(The raper).

Going on my playlist 1:40 lol Kris you're AMAZING we love you💜💜💜

“I whil remanbah youhhh whil yeoo reaaaaahhhhhh heee” -KMK 2023 ( 15:34 )

I love how even when Kris warned everyone she'd be roasting them she has a hard time doing it because she loves us too much ❤️

That dragon is going to sue you for an unsafe working environment 😂

6:04 “I feel like your angry, and you let it out on your arm.” My mentally ill self: 🫢😂

Screaming giraffe should be a real constellation

Those thick bands on your arm mean something like how many times you tried suicide or something creepy like that, They have a sad story behind those tattoos (12:25)

I just about died when Kris didn't recognize Zuko but recognized aang in 0.2 seconds. Love your Kris! You bring me joy every second of my life! You're the only person who can make me REALLY laugh

squabble! lol that made me crazy cuz i knew what you were saying but i couldn't think of it either! LOL

If this gets 30k likes I’ll draw a kmk on my hand every day until summer

We can all agree that Kris never disappoints us to entertain us and she always makes our day or night even better

8:43 it looks like a tattoo of someone’s actual hand writing, which Kris successfully roasted. 😂

I LIVE FOR YOU SINGIG "I WILL REMEMBER YOU!!' ITS HILARIOUS IDK Y ahhaaha BUT your actual singing is so angelic its a cross between jesus & fergi!!!

Right before she I said we smell beautiful I FARTED and it REEKS 😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you Kris for the compliment we love you 💖

Kris: "but it's okay, I get the message" SPN fans: "you absolutely did not get the message!" how does Kris exist on the Internet so much and not recognise Supernatural?? 👀🤣

"ill give it a eight out of ten" jay:9\10

When I'm old enough I am getting a dragon tattoo all the way down my arm!

11:45 - the difference between the two skull tattoos tho lmao 😂

You always dish out quality content and make everyone's day better. The "Family don't end in blood" tattoo is a reference to the tv show "Supernatural" if anyone was wondering.

Kris telling me I smell beautiful: Me who just fell into a bin :thanks

5:31 “first of all, this isn’t a real tattoo. Second of all, make this a real tattoo and you win this whole thing.” Kallmekriss 2023-

Kris: I'm actually going to roast you with out back tracking Also Kris: literally compliments the first two and did a skit 😭💀

I love how Kris compliments us at the start of every video I showed my friend your videos and now she loves them as much as me Thank you for making everyone's day brighter Edit: thank you so much for the likes! I've never gotten this many before (that I know of)

4:30 it’s the middle finger 😭🤣

Kris: "Even though I wont get a tattoo" Few months later: Gets a tattoo.

I'll be fair I FREAKED with the "Family don't end with blood" tattoo, it's from Supernatural and I am a HUGE SPN fan and am currently planning on getting an SPN tattoo to go on my fantasy sleeve 😂 I love tattoos, got 9 so far, getting more in a few days, I now want to send pictures of all of them to KMK and get them roasted and rated 😂😂 love your content Kris!!