me after taking a "am i gay" quiz in fifth grade and accidentally posting it on facebook for all my family to see

"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay!" Unbelievable! How could he assume such a thing??!

"I've been as straight as a ramp, if you don't count bible camp" love it!!!

I love how Bo himself is cracking up while singing this

man even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay, I dunno where in the world he got that assumption from at all! I'm as straight as a circle!

Not this song again, every year it shows up eventually

I just came out and my brother played this thinking he was funny and I started singing 😂

Of course I rediscovered bo during pride month

My whole family knew I was into girls before I did. When I asked my little sister if she knew before I came out. She replied with, "Sis, there are two things you can see from space. The Great Wall of China, and your gay." I'm pan, but I guess saying gay is easier.

~my whole family thinks im straight~

Yeah my girlfriend thinks I’m a lesbian idk where she got that from 😕🤔

i watched this on the last day of pride month, really says something

'my whole family thinks im gay' omg same bo

This might be the most relatable song ever.

“My Whole Family” (WLW ver.) Every time I go to dinner It seems like I’m getting a little bit thinner I’ll sit down at the breakfast table I can talk; they’re not able When I look at them, I find There’s a single question on their mind I wish it could go back to the way it was It’s not easy now, because… My whole family thinks I’m gay I guess it’s always been that way Maybe it’s ‘cause of the way that I sit Makes them think I like… girls (that I like girls…) The goddamn question just won’t go away And I get asked every single day But the way they ask it is not very vague Like, “How was your day? Do you like to kiss babes?” (That’s… funny.) This is the worst, baby this was my fear, Now their opinions are crystal clear Because my whole family now is shocked, I’m in the closet, and the door is locked Now my glory days ain’t ahead I was a Spice Girl Now I’m Girl in Red And my whole family now suspects That watching Owl House had side-effects I’m not gay, and that’s what I said If I’m gay, hey God, strike me dead (Sputtering) Just ‘cause I’m not afraid of the snow Or my favourite colour is… the rainbow! (Heh, that’s a joke!) I don’t mean to yell, but I fear I must, ‘Cause I’m losing the people I thought I could trust Because… even my girlfriend thinks I’m gay! That’s a… motherfu- You all probably think I’m gay Man, this song is counter-productive! La la la la la… Because my whole family thinks I’m gay What do they know, anyway? You gotta look right through the haze That building set was just a phase And my whole family thinks I’m queer That is all I ever hear But I’ve been as straight as a ramp If you don’t count… scouting camp.

i love the fact i found this during Pride Month :]

goodness this is relatable. i asked my family at the dining table on what to do if i liked someone, and they said- without missing a beat, “what’s her name?”. my gender’s a female.

My whole family now is shocked I'm in the closet and the door is locked! My favorite line in this song. Lol

The “watching SpongeBob had side affects” low key hits me hard since my mom didn’t allow me to watch SpongeBob when I was younger because she thought it was gay.

"Watching Spongebob had side effects.." UH- I THINK IT MIGHT'VE DONE SOME SHIT TO ME--

Me as a kid: wow I really like this song, it's so funny Me now: HOW DID I NOT KNOW

Thinking about the time I sang this in front of my teenage staff and 6 friends at an after school program.

This is great i love this song lol

“ If I’m gay.. Hey god strike me dea- *d i e s* ” WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO GET THAT JOKE OMFG 😭😭😭

I love this song, it reminds me of this Friends episode where everyone's like "Yeah Chandler, it's the way you are so...precious". Also love ya Bo! To me you're the greatest comedian 💕

Hits different when they turn out right.

me trying to hide the fact im gay be like:

When I hear this it reminds me of how I accidentally came out to my grandmother Grandmother: I can't believe you're old enough to have a boyfriend... or even a girlfriend Me: Either one works for me *silence*

I feel like all of us gays had easy bake ovens though or was that just me?

E V E R Y G O D D A M N Y E A R

I'm straight as a circle Update: I'm even gayer 7 months later

Omfg haven’t heard this in ages and ofc find it on the last day of pride month

This accurately describes the way some people think about bi and pan people. It's referencing how he's not gay, but how he's also not straight. Basically he's trying to describe how his sexuality is kinda in the middle (he's either bi, poly, omni, or pan).

"Even my boyfriend thinks my gay" Omg same! My boyfriend thinks I'm gay too. How could they think were gay

I am literally experiencing every lyric of this song

This is kinda relateble cuz my friends think I'm gay and my class thinks i'm straigt (they're trying real hard to set me up with this one guy) and i'm just in the middle of it trying to figure out if i'm ace

Man do I miss Bible Camp…

My favorite version: "But I've been as straight as a ramp. 'Least I was 'til theatre camp."

Just when I thought bo couldn’t get more relatable

This song legit works for me because a) before my I knew I was gay my favourite colour was the rainbow and b) I’m somewhat afraid of snow because... well I’m allergic to the cold. I love my sad Canadian life

ive been singing this since i was like 12 and i only got disowned a couple months ago 💀

When this song decides to show up 4 days late (Like, it's the 4th of July now): May the 4th be with you :)

I think this is the best to listen to in pride month. AAAAAARRRGGGHHH ITS NOT PRIDE MONTH

"even my boyfriend thinks i'm gay" bi problems

This is like the best song 😭😭

if "dying" is in the song lyrics you know it's got commitment

THIS IS THE BEST LYRIC VIDEO IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME HEHABR

The way he laughed singing THE RAINBOWW had me sincerely smiling. I like that guy

This hits...

Words are the only thing you can not take back

1:39 i love how you can hear him chuckle after

relatable

the live one is WAY better than the other one (in my opinion)

Me getting my haircut super short then going to mexico with my whole family:

I'm technically a bi girl with a boyfriend, but I still vibe with this XD

I CAN RELATE TO THIS SONG..

"Been as straight as a ramp if you don't count bible camp" depending on how straight that ramp was that either means the priests were very anti gay, or very pro gay if you know what I mean.

i can relate

I heard this song during pride last year and i didn't know bo then. Now this hits different after Inside.

The way I came out was when kids at school asked me about my preference and I said "I'm about as a straight as my hair (curly)" and from there you don't need to do anything cuz......kids are kids

“Because I’m losing the people I thought I could trust… because… Even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay!!!” Most relatable part as a gay NBLM man 😋😋

i'm honestly suprised that my family can't tell that i'm a literal raging butch smh

'My whole family thinks I'm gay' same, same I mean in my case they're right though-

I guarantee you've seen me before.

*ADAPTACIÓN ESPAÑOL* Siempre que voy a la cena Parece que soy algo más pequeña Me sentare a desayunar hoy Puedo hablar, no lo creo Cuando los miro puedo encontrar Que solo tienen una pregunta Desearía volver a como era No es fácil ya porque Todos piensan que soy gay

Oh! It's this song!

Yeah my girlfriend thinks I'm into girls... Idk where she got that from. :/

I was listening to this in like 5th grade and at the "My whole family now suspects that watching Sponge Bob has side effects." and my mom dead ass looked me in my 10 year old face and said "Oh is that what it was >:)?" I never will forget the Savagery 💀

Hard relatable.

This guy is hilarious

"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay" No whatever made him think that

Am gonna play this song as loud as I can

that elton john joke gets me every time 💀

this is on my Saturday night depression playlist

I like how it just says *dies*

I love bo so much

My biggest fear for when I come out to my family is that after I tell them all they say is “Oh we already knew you were gay” WHAT??? YOU KNEW AND YOU DIDNT PLAN TO TELL ME AHEAD OF TIME???? YOU HAD ME WORRYING MY ASS OF FOR *NOTHING*

The fact he said God strike me dead then he died 🤣

My favourit colour is the rain-bo ;)

**Adds this to my relatable playlist gayly**

It's our time guys...

Bo Burnham is a legend 😂

1:20 Oh, I really felt that one!

I KIN THIS SONG RN WTFFF

LOL i love this song 😂

This is my new theme song

I have a easy back oven in my closet rn 💀😭

Same

This is my theme song

Im as straight as Stanley's hair from the IT chapter 1 2017

I can't 🤣 God bless you all 💓

It took me a year to get the snow joke

This is like me except it’s also my friends

Am I the only one who could see zane ro'meave from aphmau my street listening to this song ans relating to it? Its too perfect lol.

Help my unexistant girlfriend thinks i'm gay too

90% of musical protagonists:

Yeah that’s me

I came here from the song "All Eyes On Me" by Bo Burnham... And I'm starting to wonder why both the songs are soooo.. different?

I love this but I just change the words to my whole family thinks..... I'm straight😭😭 Yes bestie I am fine 💅 Or am I Im I confused help

I got a haircut and when i showed my brother he said, and i quote "You look fruity"