Damn I'm early asl

Nigerian vs Jordanian politics

@@callmejett6527 m

Dont flatter Trump, please. He is a nuisance, and did more to screw us over than actually do something good.

Whatd he say at 0:31?

Very true

Well at least we know we’re fucked

@@halochief3373 guys, here's our 5Head enlightened centrist. Tell us about how both sides are wrong and we need nuclear extinction, please

I approve this message

JDJSKYES

It's a tough job being the referee in that house.

That guy would come to our school every now and then cos he was good friends with one of our school council teachers

ORRRDDDEEERRRRRRRRRf

O'DA O- OOO'DAH

That's the same with New Zealand and Australia and I think Canada

Yeet

As a US citizen I can confirm

As a Brit I can confirm

@@nestortheemporos no. The House of Lords just approve or deny what the House of Commons attempt to pass. It’s the house of commons

then you don’t know U.K. politics

*Boris Johnson agressively offers you a cup of tea*

oh my god the first clip of trump is a key and peele sketch

Don't hurt my Alpha-American feelings

@@deymos4523In what kind of trouble would I be if I kindly refused the tea? XD

I’m Ted cruiz and I approve this message

Dude, this could be name of my own biography and nickname on grave

What about 3:20?

i didn't require aDVICE On ORDER FROM YOU mR STEWART

not really, just because someone breaks a law doesn't mean a cop should let someone else do the same to them.

@@jamesbrice3267 fr

T A K E I T

@@liamallen6316 youvwant some tea

The most British way of responding to anything, T E A.

Ah go on

What's more, I think he offered the reporters some Earl Grey, a tea in which I love to drink again.

Lmao here’s a better description UK: stupid in a stupid way USA:stupid in a stupid way

@@rajansekhar3750 *UK: stupid in a stupid way but fancy

@@fsmith45 with tea and crumpets

@@rajansekhar3750 And rain. Lotsa fucking rain

Yeah exactly 😂😂

Still better than Brazilian politics where there is no honesty and people treat politics like they are Soccer/Football teams.

@@tobiaskadachi then the fans who vote the team are just as bad as the leader they vote.. Wkwkkkkk

like 99% of uk politicians lie almost everyday in parliament

Both are equally useless but British politicians are more entertaining

@Fren prob honesty

"F-A-R-T"

I’m your 1 like. Now my grandma doesn’t stand a chance when we fight

Uganda: twitter with no moderation

@@jacobpatterson9440 guys these people keep telling me I can't say the n word because "it's racist" 😡 😡 Oh yeah??? What about MY FREE SPEECH THO? 🤔 🤔 🤔

@@FranXiT Negus

To the left

@@alex_n215 take it back now y'all

@@servantofnugget6965 1 hop this time.

@@R_A_3000 2 hops this time!

occassionally bernie doing 2 pointer

smh I see why people hate trump he won't tell jokes and he's too boring I'll vote for the other boring old guy at least he's funny lol

Well naturally when politicians are all clowns you'd expect then to produce some comedy right?

More like listen to bs and lies. They're rarely funny but always charlatans

@@Jacob-zk1jy You know what, this is going to be my basis on who i vote from now on.

@@MrSeal-oy3fu yes, we all need comedy in our lives and politics are the best way to achieve it you are a prophet

That's not even the only time he's used that one

Boom. Roasted.

He'd been practising in his shower LOL

Which minute ?

@@ZikoHendrix 3:13

She's the House speaker. The bill is discussed in the Senate after the House passes it.

@@big_bad_raj Agreed.

😂😂😂

@@big_bad_raj One of the things in that list was gifting money to Women Museums somewhere in the middle east.

For real, there could've been a provision for building sculptures or potatoes and nobody would know because they passed it before reading the whole thing

Meanwhile Boris Johnson gets it from behind his back through sheer luck. There must be a deeper meaning to this

@@eboysix political basketball Friday’s?

When Bernie makes a shot he's doing it 'effortlessly' and we just assume he made all of the other shots that were off camera, while when Boris makes an even more impressive shot it's 'sheer luck'? there must be a deeper meaning to this as well...

@@TheAmericanPrometheus it's easy to make a straightforward shot with practice, so it's not unthinkable that the average person would be able to do it; you'd just assume they've practiced. You'd probably have to be a serious pro to be able to consistently make it behind your back, which Boris Johnson is not.

I support bernie sanders even more knowing he’s baller as fuck

No one likes Corbyn, he deserves everything he gets

Not really a poor old man he was about to put the country into more debt

Even the two shadow cabinet ministers behind couldn't help but smile! Oh I feel for him, I really do.

@@harrydubois6940 the country is in massive debt anyway, spending money on the nhs or schools won't affect thaf

Even his own party members couldnt hold a smile

Robots that has been malfunction

I prefer neither lmao

They're both shite

Banality is the best cover for evil

"I'm British, and I approve this message." Our politicians are neither human nor sincere. They are fun to take the piss out of though :)

winner has to take on obama "it's what i do!"

I like Boris in a blowout and I'd bet on him for the big upset vs Obama at the very least I should get a good line on it and Boris's shot is wet

Boris would be ballin'

Missed opportunity of showing some of obama’s hightlights

Ol' Boris might tackle the geezer by mistake.

Yep

@Holly Mors No more than other current conservative controlled democracies. We should be supporting eachother to overcome it

And this is coming from chungus khan

@@babylemonmn not the constitution,but the laws

@@Cranb nothing conservative about the suppression of free speech in the UK, its actually quite clearly the far left that are doing this

this is gold XD

Bruh, I'm drinking water and you made me spit it at someone 😂

I'm Ted Cruz and these are my wife's children

You are a master of disorder, man!

The speaker of the House always reminds me of the good teacher

I miss John Bercow sooo much he was so funny.

ODDDAAAAAAH

*stscheeewart

I keep thinking of that moment from the Simpsons movie when the president is given 5 options and just goes number 3 and the the guys like dont u want to read them first . To which he replies "I was elected to lead, not to read" Love it 🤣

Only when Politicians are bought out like today

Bruh the bill is passed by the house and then discussed in the senate. You’re gonna have to do more research before making a stupid statement like this

@@OctoRang Actually, Bills can be begun by either chamber. The only exception is money bills - "Bills for raising Revenue" as phrased in the Constitution - which must start in the House. So your point that "the bill is passed by the house and then discussed in the senate" is not (always) accurate.

*quiet

Yes we all saw this point made on the original video

US Framers are religion fanatics.

You said that, I just realised my country who'd inherited British Parliament into it's system have this subtle climate too.... Does it happen too in many commonwealth nations I wonder...

Well said.

@@user-jk3zz5ti8cnot in mine it seems but I also don’t keep up with politics 😍😍

This isn't even his best insult

@@edgarromero3196please tell me there’s a compilation somewhere.

The senator intends to speak _until he can no longer stand_

420th like

@@sickfitz4256eyy same pfp

@@ujinenhbold141 Les go

Ted has gotten chunkier with the years.

That was actually pretty cool.

From what I read, the audience kept clapping when he wasn't finished speaking. When he was finally finished, they weren't sure if he was so that's why he said it. He should've said something like "Thank you" instead to close off.

@@redbakery8943 and i thought it was cool.

@@somedudes6455 that's cool of you :)

@@somedudes6455 Nah, it was sad

lmao

Take 69420: I'm Ted Cruz and I died today

The Salisbury poisonings had just happened.

What makes you say that?

Nah man, it looks like he disapproves this message

I still don't know what's the message he's trying to approve

Can't really tell yet. Needs more research.

Love or hate, he approving dat message

It was a ploy. He had recently compared women who wear burkas to letterboxes, and when people came to accost him for it, he managed to get _them_ thanking _him_ AND HE DID IT WITH FUCKIN TEA

@@egg_mittens just the power tea has in Britain

@@logan8638 and in the rest of the world. Tea has done a lot of stuff

@@egg_mittens hes a wolf in sheep’s clothing, acting like a fool so we dont take him seriously

@@egg_mittens and how is he wrong?

Which office? UK or US?

have you seen the thick of it?

@@trundenthebad Obviously both lol

@@freebeerishere Why did they cancel that show?

@@AlchemistOfNirnroot i don’t know if it was cancelled but from what i know armando iannucci didn’t think they could do a 5th series especially with capaldi leaving the show

He does pretty much lose her the second he walks forward

That’s how his entire term felt like he didn’t know what was going on, what to do or how to do it

@@lilylol9504 He just did it.

@@lilylol9504 from the looks of it, Joe's also gonna do absolutely nothing besides k!ll my diabetic friend with the high prices of insulin returning

I don’t have a clue what’s going on either. Queen couldn’t pick a side to walk along or something?

That's the issue with him: he's as charismatic as he is sociopathic. Corbyn was honest (as honest as a politician can be), and extremely dull with it.

Trouble is, the press weren’t asking him stupid question. He had made legitimately offensive remarks

More like 3

Fallout 3?

A fallout 3 character. Fallout 4 doesn't allow for evil karma

@@harryt2284 outside of office, he was very energetic, he's a complete coward "on-stage" though

Are you sure? He looks like a drunken loon from the upper class to me

What people get when they actually research, follow policies and don't have THE SAME IDEOLOGY AS EVERY MAJOR CORPORATION AND MEDIA OUTLET, is we're being pinned against each other for the greater good of nobody, and at the demise of our countries!

@@kirkpatrickg191 amen brother! The sooner we realize we’re each other’s greatest allies, the sooner we’re free!

The reason they make that noise is because they're not allowed to clap

@@kirkpatrickg191 What people get when they actually research, follow policies and don't have THE SAME IDEOLOGY AS EVERY MAJOR CORPORATION AND MEDIA OUTLET, is we're being pinned against each other for the greater good of nobody, and at the demise of our countries!

@@trundenthebad The US can never be forgiven for what they did to Rugby. I appreciate they don't play their version outside of the country but the whole thing is a shambles. So disrespectful to such an important sport.

By take two*

They will be hardcore democrats.

Take 5* Du du dududu dudu dudu duuu Dududu duuuu dududu duuu

@@raulantunez4228 probably not. Usually, people who are raised in sensible environments become sensible people

@@kimballmatusek6029 lol ted cruz "sensible" ok dude

Trust me, they weren't serious questions

that was kinda horrifying, cause Boris had compared muslim women in burkas with letterboxes and thats what they were asking about

@@Gary_Harlow lmfao... Ik it's bad but c'mon it's a joke... Some people should get over themselves...

@@Gary_Harlow um, yeah? they look like letterboxes cuz they have one rectangular horizontal opening for their eyes, it's a joke

I can only think of frank from its always sunny can i offer you a cup of tea in these trying times

The average guy on the street doesn't talk like that. UK politicians mostly come from a couple of snobby boarding schools.

That autopsy report is outdated

OBJECTION!

Edgeworth for Prime Minister when?

OORDEEER (in the court)

HOLD IT!

...lot of character coming from that tie alone

Graham Stuart is my MP and John Bercow is my politics Lecturer

why does he look like Cornelius Fudge Britain explain

she looks like she's about to eviscerate him

He looks like Jack Frost from The Santa Clause 3

God that was the most pathetic thing he could've said too. He should've just said "thank you."

:)

💀

She was angry ! The summit was held just after Russia launched a novichok nerve attack in England !

Yeah she had every right to be. The Russians poisoned an ex spy in Salisbury here in the UK. Didn't even kill him and left the area contaminated

Better yet. This position's name is the Black Rod. Make of that what you will lol

@@mateuszjokiel2813 wow. the plot thickens...

best comment i ever seen on this site

@@Sydney-Casket-Base so did the rod

@@giggidyboi5768 good one dud

Too be fair what she was trying to say was that the house would have to agree on the details of the bill and pass it before anyone would know the details of the bill

@@bed693 I could be wrong, but after rewatching it, it seems sus. The only way my mind would possibly be changed is watching the full interview.

I don’t think you know how this works. The house passes the bill and then it’s discussed in the senate

But shouldn’t they at least give an outline of it, or say what they decided to approve?

@@bacon_8330 you can still bring up the talking points to keep the people informed and then come out later saying “this was what made it to the floor.”

MALEDETTIIIIIIIIII!! MAAALEEEDEEEETTTIIIIIIIIIII!!!

FACCIO NOMI E COGNOMI

Also more corrupt unfortunately

la spigola del primo di Aprile

Just wait until you see Brazilian politics

Oof

Guy is like 70+ by now? his shins would probably fucking explode if he tried to do a jump shot lmao

@@Thomas-sr2oq at least mans could afford his healthcare hehe

@@Thomas-sr2oq he can run hella well, biden not so much. Bernie's in hella good shape for his age tbh

@@potto1488 The truth no one wants to accept

Boris killed him 💀

It's part of the distraction

I love this accent

I just love that guy

Who is that guy? I love hearing him scream order and kindly insult all the other people in parliament

@@jellybellyboothang John Bercow - hes the former speaker for the house of commons. tis a shame he retired as speaker because hes fucking fantastic!

Bercow isn't that posh, he is just enunciating his words because he is the speaker.

"You're a master of disorder man"

They’re around him so that sounds about right

@@dandaropa id like to see how nice you would look after you sat posing for hours trying to get a perfect clip

@@xFlight if I was making ted cruz money i could sit there for days with a smile on my face because that's probably the hardest thing about his job

@@xFlight yeah it probably would take hours since he is so incompetent and deceitful he can’t even 8 words without sounding like a weasel

isnt it care? obama care?

@@Alvraf That's our best guess but we will never know for sure

Nah I thought it was Obama Biden right? That's what all his signs said at least.

@@Alvraf that made me laugh harder than it should have

What about Michelle

EXACTLY

This country is going to hell please send help

@@adrastos9464 good luck

Taken out of context, immediately after the cut she says “away from the fog of controversy.” She meant that there wouldn’t be a rational discussion of the bill until after its passage. Granted, that is still a sorry state of affairs, but she was not suggesting the contents would not be revealed until passage-indeed, that is not possible. Outside of security-related closed sessions, all bills are public record *before* passage.

@@RandHough ahhh thank you I was confused

An important man requires important fashion

Based trump versus commie Kim

lol He almost slapped her tit! xD

@@sandra1328 he did...

...who said it failed ...

haha i see it now

For cleverly weaseling his way out of a difficult question about his blatant racism? Yeah no

@Hisham Malik The eloquence flowing from your reply is too much to bear

@Hisham Malik Your native idioms don't exactly translate well, and the ad hominem only makes your failure even more humiliating

@Hisham Malik This guy: *fails to provide an argument and calls another racist and a swine* Also him: It's not an ad hominem! What, do you prefer ad personam?

@@mateuszjokiel2813 have a cup of tea

But you have to pass the bill to find out what is in it.

@@dustykh i thought you were saying that sincerely and was v afraid

Leftist will clap like seals as long as they it's blue no matter who.

His accent was perfectly easy to understand, the problem was he was just speaking far too fast.

I understood him, but there were subtitles and the guy actually in parliament is quite far away from him. Some people just talk too fast when they're nervous and mumble their speech.

The guy was from new Zealand thats why he called himself "antipodean". So blamed it on that.

I’m Australian and understood him perfectly fine, might’ve been the distance between them but I found it a bit ridiculous he couldn’t understand enough of it to answer

His accent was kind of hard to understand.

Most of them do know each other because most of them went to the same schools.

@@judgedeath2709 exactly lol

So sad

Ya i feel bad

200th 👍

This is why the Canadian Prime Minister was a drama teacher scary really nepotism too his daddy was a Prime Minister.

To be fair it was sorta outta context cause people kept clapping in the middle of his speech, accidentally interrupting him multiple times so he said he would let them know when he's done talking. Still funny to hear that clip though

I am sure it’s mostly unintentional lol

I am Ted Cruze and I Approve this message

@@dryeyes7757 it's definitely intentional

He seems like a great guy who wpuld be fun to hang out with, but is he a good prime minister????

@@titularhero Yeah a good friend in high school, a terrible person as the leader of a country

Tks, I didn't understand if at first

What makes it even funnier is that even his own side crack smiles

@@sebastianprimomija8375 yeah 😂

Thanks, I couldn't hear what he said

British parliament is very loud and childish, but ngl I have to applaud that one.

John Bercow, the previous speaker for the house of commons

hes an absolute legend

+I'm Jhon Berkow -... +Previous speaker in the house of commons -... +... "MR ROBINSON, MR ROBINSON, CALM YOURSELF DOWN MAN" - OHHHHH

A legend.

@@conterblox9393 i thought nobody liked him

I'm so glad you were able to hear what they shouted 😂

that's the funniest shit ever

Tbh I'm from Germany and don't know who he is

@@lorrdy7640 he was leader of the British Labour Party, stepped down recently. Combination of massive loss in a major election, falling party membership, unpopularity, and probably age. Guy whose taken over the party is more of a cardboard box then a person, but that’s politics.

That just gave me class clown vibes lol I didn't think they existed after becoming an adult 🤣

Absolutely the most British thing ever

Distract the press with cups of tea-

It’s on purpose too. Boris went to oxford, he knows the game. He’s not as dumb as he lets on.

@Jo I mean genetics? There’s rich kids who don’t get into these universities as well. It kind of makes sense that it would be disproportionately wealthy backgrounds

lol Boris really wasn't having any of their shit, the madlad