Nathan Macintosh Does Not Want To Talk To Robots

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

6 жыл бұрын

Stand-up comic Nathan Macintosh never opts for the self-checkout at the grocery store.
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@ishbanyadav
@ishbanyadav 6 жыл бұрын
This was a really refreshing set of standup🙌
@void1072
@void1072 6 жыл бұрын
Diet Bill Burr
@jonnyvep
@jonnyvep 6 жыл бұрын
they(the comedian) gotta clean up for cbs I'm sure he's just as dirty as bill burr on stage
@Ou8y2k2
@Ou8y2k2 6 жыл бұрын
BBB - baby bill burr
@eequalsemceeprayer
@eequalsemceeprayer 6 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@void1072
@void1072 6 жыл бұрын
Ou8y2k2 hehe....alliteration
@nicemimomisu
@nicemimomisu 6 жыл бұрын
It might be just the ginger hair and me being biased but yup, this and a little bit Louis CK. Which if Mr. Macintosh ever reads this, is a damn compliment :D
@hennessey6456
@hennessey6456 6 жыл бұрын
'That's broccoli right 3306, I never forget'
@miketalley5476
@miketalley5476 Жыл бұрын
Glad that Nathan finally got a national platform for exposure. He's a terrific comedian!
@wickkidda
@wickkidda 6 жыл бұрын
“I think we found our Fry.” -boardroom meeting about a live action Futurama
@MartiniBlankontherest
@MartiniBlankontherest 6 жыл бұрын
«Gary, what the hell man!?» hahaha i spit out my coffee😂😂
@8t872
@8t872 6 жыл бұрын
he was really funny, gotta be top 3 so far
@johnnyr25
@johnnyr25 6 жыл бұрын
"...that room is the vacation." 👌👏
@GWestNorthside
@GWestNorthside 6 жыл бұрын
STOP YELLING AT ME !!!
@AspenEmrys
@AspenEmrys 6 жыл бұрын
I read that in his voice
@d5486
@d5486 6 жыл бұрын
Broccoli is 4060 😐
@tbarkoye9446
@tbarkoye9446 6 жыл бұрын
3306 is melons.
@Xurahn
@Xurahn 6 жыл бұрын
That dude should totally be a voice actor if he isn't already!
@aspookyfox
@aspookyfox 6 жыл бұрын
Going to movie rental places was a social experience.
@comedycat2
@comedycat2 5 жыл бұрын
Nathan is consistently hilarious. Listen to his podcast or check him out live or even just look up some of his silly Instagram mini videos. The masses will eventually catch on. Keep it up!!!
@ihsekihsir0453
@ihsekihsir0453 6 жыл бұрын
What a funny guy!
@rs5352
@rs5352 6 жыл бұрын
This was the best debut comic I’ve ever seen
@llPHAzERll1
@llPHAzERll1 6 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if he really talks like that or it's just a part of his act lmao
@shushuyu
@shushuyu 6 жыл бұрын
Well...it can be but it can also be because he's nervous. I remember those days when I got up infront of the class and give presentations...my voice was shaking. Sometimes forgot to breath or swallow my saliva and end up choking and failed to finish the sentence....good times. haha
@m-yday
@m-yday 6 жыл бұрын
Shuyu AWH. I completely get you. It’s so terrifying!
@scorpion5451
@scorpion5451 6 жыл бұрын
I am an old friend of his. For the most part that is his voice. He's funny like that 100% of the time
@allylinck6404
@allylinck6404 6 жыл бұрын
no, that's totally his real voice
@IsDaltonLame
@IsDaltonLame 6 жыл бұрын
That's just how he talks. I love me some Nate Mac.
@Flianzd
@Flianzd 6 жыл бұрын
OMG, his whole rant is totally my rant!!! Lol
@izzard
@izzard 6 жыл бұрын
Solid debut!
@Luvpandies1
@Luvpandies1 6 жыл бұрын
Omg so many memories of him on the invasion of privacy podcast! Love this Canadian guy lol
@DaveManPrice
@DaveManPrice 6 жыл бұрын
I love him he's fuckin great 😂😂
@OolTube02
@OolTube02 6 жыл бұрын
Actually I did that a lot in the days of video rental stores -- wander the aisles, pick nothing, eventually go home and go to bed.
@123martyna
@123martyna 6 жыл бұрын
Awesome, great to see this awesome Canadian killing it
@anzarne
@anzarne 6 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed this hard for a while.
@laseysimon7633
@laseysimon7633 6 жыл бұрын
Congrats Nathan! Love his podcast Positive Anger! Y’all should check it out if you like comedians who point out all the things you’ve always thought about but could never say out loud haha 👌🏼
@rickynamara9183
@rickynamara9183 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's weird, isn't it? Why DO we never answer anyone's calls anymore? "Dude don't call me, just text me!" is my default response now. Great set, Mr. Macintosh!
@GenevieveThornton
@GenevieveThornton 6 жыл бұрын
He's so funny 😂, and I just learned he has a podcast!!
@mendypeters8489
@mendypeters8489 6 жыл бұрын
i love him!! it was a delight
@Blutiger-Ant
@Blutiger-Ant 6 жыл бұрын
I listen Nathan's podcast all the time it's called positive anger. It's pretty good.
@chronicallyfabulous88
@chronicallyfabulous88 6 жыл бұрын
This guy's fantastic 😂😂😂
@JohnComeOnMan
@JohnComeOnMan 6 жыл бұрын
My pet banana likes to swim.
@alternativespicer
@alternativespicer 6 жыл бұрын
if you laugh (and understand) about the blockbuster joke, you're old.
@TreespeakerOfTheLand
@TreespeakerOfTheLand 6 жыл бұрын
Alternative Spicer Just 22 years ^^
@concrete490
@concrete490 6 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Ihelpertricks
@Ihelpertricks 6 жыл бұрын
Alternative Spicer im 17 tho
@scarletraen8500
@scarletraen8500 6 жыл бұрын
Alternative Spicer 21
@medievalist8441
@medievalist8441 6 жыл бұрын
just 15 and laugh
@goldktgal
@goldktgal 6 жыл бұрын
Love this guys humor!
@missoctober8859
@missoctober8859 6 жыл бұрын
"Gary what the hell, man!"
@MrKkbeau
@MrKkbeau 6 жыл бұрын
oh my god this guy is HILARIOUS
@kelseybeining7280
@kelseybeining7280 5 жыл бұрын
Love Nate Mac!!
@madisonjensen2706
@madisonjensen2706 6 жыл бұрын
Been following Nathan (standup/podcast) for years! He's so hilarious every time he kills it.
@MegaDale42
@MegaDale42 6 жыл бұрын
His act will be a lot better after his voice breaks.
@shadowlord1418
@shadowlord1418 6 жыл бұрын
MegaDale42 i think it was nerves
@sumtimes6022
@sumtimes6022 6 жыл бұрын
He gave me a much needed laugh!
@steveman1982
@steveman1982 6 жыл бұрын
I actually dropped my phone while selecting this clip :O
@darrylcarnell9095
@darrylcarnell9095 6 жыл бұрын
Awesome! How did I miss this before?
@Kevtron9000
@Kevtron9000 6 жыл бұрын
I love how he gives new comics a big break. this dude is actually funny
@RafidW9
@RafidW9 6 жыл бұрын
*LOUDNESS*
@ivoryadeline9563
@ivoryadeline9563 6 жыл бұрын
He's funny haha 😂😂😂
@seriouscommenter
@seriouscommenter 6 жыл бұрын
Nathan rules!
@maxdaly8938
@maxdaly8938 6 жыл бұрын
positive anger
@swunt10
@swunt10 6 жыл бұрын
wow a stand up that actually made me chuckle. the last time that happened renting movies was still a thing.
@MeepsNcheese
@MeepsNcheese 6 жыл бұрын
Dude gives me a Jordan Klepper vibe-I like it :D
@everythingiseverything9920
@everythingiseverything9920 6 жыл бұрын
Loved it!
@missoctober8859
@missoctober8859 6 жыл бұрын
Patton Oswalt did a somewhat similar joke about self-checkout in one of his specials years ago.
@runitbackchop8923
@runitbackchop8923 6 жыл бұрын
Solid stand up routine, love it!
@jimsvideos7201
@jimsvideos7201 6 жыл бұрын
1:20 Yes,exactly. My kind regards to the Japanese telecom industry for conceiving the idea too.
@benrobertstv5695
@benrobertstv5695 6 жыл бұрын
Impressive!
@toddfedoruk1998
@toddfedoruk1998 6 жыл бұрын
Great set!
@yvetjo9568
@yvetjo9568 6 жыл бұрын
He made me laugh. His voice reminds me of Bobcat Goldthwait.
@brianlevisalles
@brianlevisalles 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Nathan, Bill Burr called he wants his everything back.
@katemadrigal300
@katemadrigal300 6 жыл бұрын
For people complaining about him yelling, that’s how he does his comedy. He yells at everyone! lol
@quester09
@quester09 6 жыл бұрын
good enactment of everyday low grade anxiety 👏
@KirklandHicks
@KirklandHicks 6 жыл бұрын
Give this guy a SHOW CBS! He's like 12 Young Sheldons and a Half Man combined
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 6 жыл бұрын
The love child of Bill Burr and Conan.
@tsuikagura
@tsuikagura 6 жыл бұрын
This was solid :3
@catquack
@catquack 6 жыл бұрын
Great stand-up!
@thofus
@thofus 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! :-)
@MJFAN666
@MJFAN666 6 жыл бұрын
That's good man. Skinny bill burr
@williamprocter9968
@williamprocter9968 6 жыл бұрын
He looks like the love child of Bill Burr and Kevin Sussman!
@JSGuitar80
@JSGuitar80 4 жыл бұрын
Totally.
@anna10116
@anna10116 6 жыл бұрын
too real
@Freaking_Rat
@Freaking_Rat 6 жыл бұрын
Very good
@noora8179
@noora8179 6 жыл бұрын
he just embodied tumblr shitposts i laughed my ass off
@joerobins5649
@joerobins5649 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think they even turned on the microphone. He's loud enough. xD
@Robman92
@Robman92 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@ks_shady
@ks_shady 6 жыл бұрын
What are the odds that his last name is Macintosh so cool reminds me of Apple Macintosh
@Gilliatt83
@Gilliatt83 6 жыл бұрын
not too shabby
@hassanalzayadi625
@hassanalzayadi625 6 жыл бұрын
I like this
@TheBoss1001010011001
@TheBoss1001010011001 6 жыл бұрын
As for the KZfaq algorithm that destroyed this segment of this episode, welcome to the desert of the real.
@Hhla8485
@Hhla8485 6 жыл бұрын
He is funny. I like him.
@faboze
@faboze 6 жыл бұрын
why is he screaming at me
@Gooberpatrol66
@Gooberpatrol66 6 жыл бұрын
Rob Schneider has reincarnated, I see.
@CybershamanX
@CybershamanX 6 жыл бұрын
I can almost pinpoint to the month when people stopped answering voice calls. It's the weirdest thing. I'm disabled and have to stay at home and talking to people on the phone was a pretty regular thing for me. It really helped keep my depression at bay. But now...I'm lucky if I talk to anyone except for 1 or 2 people who still call me fairly regularly. I have a landline...sort of. I use a VoIP service. But, I have yet to get a mobile/smart phone. I don't know... Sitting on my apartment porch, I literally watched as people slowly started constantly walking to and fro with their heads down looking at their phones. It reminds me of the 90's Outer Limits episode titled "Stream of Consciousness" where everyone gets implants to access the Internet except for one guy who can't because he isn't compatible. He has a hard time relating to people because they are often just sitting there with blank stares while they crawl the Net. I'm not quite sure if I'm ready to drink the kool aid yet... :/
@Eisu
@Eisu 6 жыл бұрын
He's like... the this era's Gilbert Gotfried!!
@ilovefarmersonly1430
@ilovefarmersonly1430 6 жыл бұрын
Blockbuster.... feels like it was yesterday we paid 7 bucks to rent a game for a night lol
@Skaur84
@Skaur84 6 жыл бұрын
Love this guy - so funnny 😂😂 Stephen's jokes are a tough act to follow because he be a well oiled machine and all - but you did good, Nathan. Had me laughing out loud! p.s. Love the voice. makes you stand out and be more memorable.
@marshosrs
@marshosrs 6 жыл бұрын
that was above average
@brandonchristopher9657
@brandonchristopher9657 6 жыл бұрын
Very funny
@DavidThePhotoguy
@DavidThePhotoguy 6 жыл бұрын
We already have one Bill Burr!
@shmookins
@shmookins 6 жыл бұрын
He's funny. I imagine how confusing his material would be only ten years ago. Technology moves fast.
@jacksonlechlak6698
@jacksonlechlak6698 4 жыл бұрын
Whatever people say I found this hilarious
@sideonsid2885
@sideonsid2885 6 жыл бұрын
I have noticed that the stage acoustics seem off at the late show. For the musical and stand-up acts.
@Maracujakeks
@Maracujakeks 6 жыл бұрын
I personally prefer self-checkout but it's true that it must be quite odd for the cashiers standing there 😂 especially if people just don't get it and the cashier has to come like 6 times to help them.
@GeneralLazySpoon
@GeneralLazySpoon 6 жыл бұрын
I liked it... a bit nostalgic, focused on life issues humor. Consistent, good pace, good presence. The part about leaving out basic courtesies reminded me of online dating... where "Hi" isn't good enough an opener... I dunno, that sort of thing has worked for like... millennia.
@pytdarlene
@pytdarlene 6 жыл бұрын
And now we have to navigate around driverless cars too? Can't we just get people off the pharms and sugar so that they can drive properly again?
@MainDrainStudios
@MainDrainStudios 6 жыл бұрын
woah, in the thumbnail i thought this was Bill Burr circa 1995... and then i heard his bits, which sound like Bill Burr circa 1992
@vincelunceford
@vincelunceford 6 жыл бұрын
talking abt how he doesnt like technology... his name is Macintosh after all
@chexmixultimate
@chexmixultimate 6 жыл бұрын
Granted I was a little drunk when I first saw this, but I laughed and laughed and decided I'm going to marry him
@ariajaydesalt
@ariajaydesalt 6 жыл бұрын
😂
@lastlegend9657
@lastlegend9657 6 жыл бұрын
Broccoli is 4060 #Fakenews
@hennessey6456
@hennessey6456 6 жыл бұрын
hahahah funny
@apulliam546
@apulliam546 6 жыл бұрын
👌😂
@eternalboy9262
@eternalboy9262 6 жыл бұрын
FUNNY :)
@davidbautista8110
@davidbautista8110 6 жыл бұрын
We want baby dog!
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 6 жыл бұрын
You say we're going to see him performing at the Drake Hotel? Will he be opening and closing the _blinds_ just because staying there is so _expensive?_ 😳
@maysaif
@maysaif 6 жыл бұрын
This was like watching scoopy doo do stand up.. still funny tho.
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