Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down More Combat Scenes From Movies Part 2

Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down More Combat Scenes From Movies Part 2 | GQ

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Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down even more combat scenes from movies, including 'Saving Private Ryan,' 'Apocalypse Now,' 'G.I. Jane' and 'Navy Seals.'
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@nathaniel7512 3 жыл бұрын

**Jocko Dies** Jocko:”That’s pretty unrealistic”

@killianmurphy8527 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko has heart attack Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic

@mayanks2011 3 жыл бұрын

-Brezee “comes back to life”

@iRevv. 3 жыл бұрын

*Jocko dies* Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic Death: That's pretty unrealistic

@thadz2493 3 жыл бұрын

Just gets Revived

@JokersWild70 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO.

@willard5705 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko goes to the club, the bouncers show him their id’s

@Venkat2811 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@loganbaylous1330 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn’t go to the club… the club comes to Jocko

@galengraziano7127 3 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@jimmy2k4o 3 жыл бұрын

In my country bouncers need to have their security licenses visible on their arm. So yeah.

@Mikemfm666 3 жыл бұрын

Idt any KZfaq comment has made me literally laugh out loud.. my god this is perfect

@sitogoincrazy 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko was talking out of experience when he said “Everyone has a breaking point”. His interrogator had his.

@jondunmore4268 Жыл бұрын

I wonder how much Jocko juice he had to give up before they stopped milking him.

@pyropug0188 Жыл бұрын

Thats not very realistic Jocko wouldn’t get captured

@aamsheerzabal7128 Жыл бұрын

@@pyropug0188 unless he wanted to

@luke8857 Жыл бұрын

@@aamsheerzabal7128 ya got a point. Orders are orders.

@teedepefanio4974 Жыл бұрын

Yeah.. we all learned that in S.E.R.E. Something that a civilian or R.E.M.F. would never understand... Jocko is a good man and those who talk out their butt don't have the T.I.R. to even clean his boots... #BOHICA #CharlieMike

@IamGulzow 2 жыл бұрын

A few years before I joined the Navy I watched Saving Private Ryan with my granddad who drove tanks in Korea for the Marines. He was quiet through the whole thing, looking contemplative but when Tom Hanks is injured towards the end of the flick and shoots at the tank with his pistol Papa smiled and said "it doesn't matter if they have a bazooka or a sling shot, everybody shoots at the tank."

@lemons1559 Жыл бұрын

Never talked to an actual tanker or tanker adjacent person so I have a question. Is small arms fire ever an issue to tanks? Does it ever cause fear/stress, does it damage optics or jam turret rings etc? Did your grand daddy ever say anything about the topic?

@agp11001 Жыл бұрын

@@lemons1559 It was (and is) a common practice to fire towards the vision blocks, usually with machine guns or other automatic weapons. The glass in the periscope is bulletproof, but you can try cracking the glass, rendering it unusable.

@lemons1559 Жыл бұрын

@@agp11001 Between making my earlier comment about this and today, I saw a wee WW2 documentary about how small arms infantry could disrupt tank assaults. It was pretty cool how effective even a rifle is at spooking tankers.

@nikolaszuraff1234 7 ай бұрын

I've only met one WWII veteran. And he was at Pearl Harbor during and after the attack.

@rasmus6969 4 жыл бұрын

GQ didn't even ask Jocko to come. He just showed up and started talking about war movies ...

@E-Kap 4 жыл бұрын

that’s so funny to think about🤣🤣

@sheila174 4 жыл бұрын

Same here🤣🤣

@reececrossan1097 4 жыл бұрын

Didn't even leave his podcast studio 😂

@adamszlachetka6798 4 жыл бұрын

Kinda rude

@michaelpoison6732 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@willard5705 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko goes camping, the bears hide their food

@johncb_ho 3 жыл бұрын

nah the bears would offer their food

@emanuelbatista812 3 жыл бұрын

@@johncb_ho that's better

@debuleopol5166 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@ScarSonic97 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Ginny Sack

@AtomicGT55 3 жыл бұрын

@@ScarSonic97 Ginny Sack? What she needs is her own zip code.

@bubbag3176 Жыл бұрын

When Jocko was born, the first thing to come out was suppressive fire

@Stephen3D Жыл бұрын

This is GOLD 🤣🤣

@flyagaric007 Жыл бұрын

he wasnt born, he was tactically deployed.

@gandalfsbeard 11 ай бұрын

Dude 😂😂

@ashleybarloweNC 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Soul_Alpha 3 ай бұрын

Jocko fire the panzerschreck!

@jessedesrosier6339 2 жыл бұрын

My grandpa Fred DesRosier was a Marine Scout Sniper in 2nd Marine Div. He was part of several beach landings in the pacific including Tarawa, his elite unit actually swam into the island at night a day before the landing, and posted guard and protection for the landing. They were also the first to have bloched cammies and later the first troops to take over Nigasaki after the bomb. He survived through ptsd, malaria, shrapnel and atomic bombs and lived to be 91 passing in 2016.

@kyoki6620 2 жыл бұрын

Mad respect For real

@InnerBeautyUnleashed 2 жыл бұрын

May this great, brave man Rest Peacefully. Many thanks to him for his service. I hope he was able to live a great life post war. 🙏🏽

@hungariantankman4607 2 жыл бұрын

God Bless Him

@danielcetta3866 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Fred DesRosier.. May you rest in peace.

@sydneykiley7240 2 жыл бұрын

Your grandpa is such a badass. What a cool guardian angel to have. God is blessing his soul, you are truly blessed to have had time with him.

@beatdownaiman 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko is late to class, his teacher apologizes for being too early.

@Andy-ss8yg 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko is 4 hours early for everything

@cursedteletubbiespicture3171 4 жыл бұрын

Andy then everyone apologizes for being to late

@javohngritten2361 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn’t know what late means

@Qzitheslumpgod 4 жыл бұрын

lul

@cristiansalinas9105 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko is gonna have like his own line of chuck Norris jokes like jocko can slam a revolving door

@Neanderthal75 3 жыл бұрын

When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.

@Jack-ff8ri 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@drakewhite6097 3 жыл бұрын

YES 😂😂😭

@sirsir9665 3 жыл бұрын

That's terrifying because that could of been a reality for the Taliban lol

@NathanKotsa 3 жыл бұрын

7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

@RyunosukeHachi 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko vs Chuck Norris, who wins?

@kbr_____ Жыл бұрын

Jocko seems like the kind of guy who would randomly tell u the most heart-wrenching, unstably dark and devious yet motivating story and then offer u lollipop

@bobbyp8009 5 ай бұрын

Special Operation guys have an incredibly unique mindset that many cannot emulate, thankful these guys are on our side

@S-L-C-03 Ай бұрын

I can see it

@JasonVoorheeTalkShow Ай бұрын

Jocko giving you a lollipop: 🍭 🗿

@JanetEsq 2 жыл бұрын

I had two uncles who were in D-Day; one of them had nightmares about it until the day he died. Thank you Jocko.

@InnerBeautyUnleashed 2 жыл бұрын

Mad respect to your uncles. May your uncle that passed Rest Peacefully. 🙏🏽

@kevinrichardson262 Жыл бұрын

When I saw "Saving Private Ryan", I was sitting next to 2 WW II vets. All 3 of us were in tears that whole opening scene. Me, out of pride for what they endured; Them? Probably PTSD. I still am moved by that movie. Bought them a few rounds afterwards

@aprilecotton2060 Жыл бұрын

Same here. My dad drove his sherman into a entire german battalion by himself, and took out over 270 men all with his knife and 2 bullets

@alexanderthegreat2080 Жыл бұрын

The only time my great-grandfather ever talked about the war was after he saw saving Private Ryan all he said was "that was very accurate"

@ClaytonBigsby93 Жыл бұрын

@@aprilecotton2060 That’s insane. What was his name? Surely a feat like that brought along with it major recognition.

@ob_0327 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko crosses the street, the cars look both ways

@thebigbroeyjoey 3 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

@galengraziano7127 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko has replaced Chuck Norris.

@shedoesntevengohere8393 3 жыл бұрын

Omg I love this 👏🏽👏🏽😂😂

@gyatrizzlerskbdi 3 жыл бұрын

@derek LYONS no u

@dylanweisend2710 3 жыл бұрын

@kierancaldwell1200 4 жыл бұрын

They didn't ask for him to show up again, he just walked in and told them to start filming

@nathand256 4 жыл бұрын

Wrong. The film roll showed up at his house and started it!

@jshamlay3340 4 жыл бұрын

Nathan D r/woooooooooooosh

@prestondoring2640 4 жыл бұрын

Jshamlay you missed his joke That’s not a woooosh on him It’s a wish on you

@omni-man4624 4 жыл бұрын

@@jshamlay3340 R/woosh

@dynxwraith8982 4 жыл бұрын

@@jshamlay3340 I think you got r/woooshed

@bernabetorres864 Жыл бұрын

Hearing him say “And I am sitting in my studio REMOTELY” sent chills up my spine 😳

@NobleOsinachi Жыл бұрын

Brings a whole new meaning to covert ops.

@NobleOsinachi Жыл бұрын

I came back for this comment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mavericktheswiftie7857 Жыл бұрын

Jocko wasn't born, he was tactically deployed

@larsthemartian9554 Жыл бұрын

”Tactical Jocko is ready for deployment. Turn the key.”

@mavericktheswiftie7857 Жыл бұрын

@@larsthemartian9554 yes

@Tee-OhBee 7 ай бұрын

Put some quotation marks on that

@stevelastname3276 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko: “Because it’s funny” Everyone: *laughs nervously*

@trulsnorbye6160 4 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha. Spot on

@thesmokingjacket645 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko: “Because it’s funny” Everyone: laughs nervously Death Korps of Krieg: Man Tuesday already?

@badcornflakes6374 4 жыл бұрын

10:58

@scottlosey4978 4 жыл бұрын

You all laughed?

@brworthington_ 4 жыл бұрын

What’s so funny? 😂

@mdzubair6286 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn't wear a belt His pants stay up out of respect

@jlme7909 4 жыл бұрын

Nice one haha

@Viriyascybin 4 жыл бұрын

You saying he's fat?

@izeyiah3615 4 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

@dlavian5400 4 жыл бұрын

🤣 Genious

@andrewleger37 4 жыл бұрын

Naw, the size of his Titanic balls holds them up.

@R0n8urgundy 2 жыл бұрын

That G.I Jane breakdown was good. G.I. Jane 2, cant wait to see it.

@kennymccormick9973 2 жыл бұрын

*Will Smith wants to know your location......*

@Postaldude2003 Жыл бұрын

1,2 will smiths coming for you, 3,4 better lock your door...

@algorithmsavior3820 Жыл бұрын

No factor

@jondunmore4268 Жыл бұрын

Starring Jada Pinkett-Smith. I hear it's a slapper.

@dex2591 Жыл бұрын

@@jondunmore4268 Hey !!! Keep her name out of your f**king mouth. 🤬😡

@BigFatCone Жыл бұрын

Without missing a beat: " And 2. Becausse it's funny-". Man, I really like this guy.

@colesteele3594 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime Jocko talks about America, a bald eagle gets its wings.

@imjy215 4 жыл бұрын

Bruhhh , hilarious

@Firealone9 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jerryt595 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@juliedavis9659 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha👍👍👍

@badhabits7143 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂

@zerg9523 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko destroyed the periodic table, he only recognises the element of surprise.

@lol-le5pb 3 жыл бұрын

this comment is underrated

@dwrabauke 3 жыл бұрын

I have a t-shirt with this. AH! (123) The element of surprise.

@nahuelma97 3 жыл бұрын

I think I love you

@angrybirdboyproductions3825 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@matteodo5869 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha this comment is sick

@gabbermensch 2 жыл бұрын

I've worked alongside Scottish troops that, whilst in Division, weren't elite, some were detached..most of them went into horrible situations, mostly Northern Ireland and the former Yugoslavia. They told me a trick for surviving interrogation - "You won't, it's a game of time."

@iconofsin5886 Жыл бұрын

Are you British Army? Royal Marine?

@Cpinge 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite line, "And two, because it's funny."

@leogardepizza8936 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko built the hospital he was born in.

@BigBear81 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@henryelvidge9502 4 жыл бұрын

Gods aren't born

@jcc4291 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@captainautismo5452 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko built his house with his bare hands.

@DJPatesBlog 4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a Chuck Norris trope

@ahsanvlogs8495 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

@VerSaati 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@darrenchen964 4 жыл бұрын

This ones good

@russelbrand27 4 жыл бұрын

Thats pretty good!! :D

@brianharrison1263 4 жыл бұрын

This one actually got me, well done

@eagermazodze9962 4 жыл бұрын

😅

@Anonymous.android Жыл бұрын

It’s amazing how obviously badass he is, but also how knowledgeable he is on the history of warfare

@BirdDogg Жыл бұрын

And yet somehow he omitted the Coast Guard while listing the branches of the military and referencing D-day… 🤦🏻‍♂️

@BlackCheezit Жыл бұрын

@@BirdDogg why would he mention the couch guard

@BirdDogg Жыл бұрын

@@BlackCheezit You even asking this question shows your clear ignorance of military history. The Coast Guard is not only the oldest branch of the military in the United States, they have been involved in every armed conflict of our countries history and more specifically on D-Day (the day JokeO is referencing) 15 Coast Guardsmen died driving LCI’s into the shore full of marines. Additionally, Coast Guardsmen saved over 400 soldiers and marines wounded that day. No sailor, marine or soldier worth his salt would not have this knowledge offhand. If you even were in the military(which I doubt) your dd-214 likely says discharged for misconduct. Scumbag

@sdot5389 8 ай бұрын

@@BirdDogg…and Space Force lol

@aldowilliams4765 Жыл бұрын

11:04 bruh the way he says “because it’s funny” with the most serious cold expression possible 😂

@dharunroy4521 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko installs a software, the software agrees to his terms and conditions.

@judegiolitto3972 3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@quincrawford9527 3 жыл бұрын

That’s a good one

@TheRealJG0 3 жыл бұрын

"That's pretty realistic, google lacks rules of engagement"

@andrewclark6374 3 жыл бұрын

Let go

@mrcleod 3 жыл бұрын

That one is pretty good

@Dmans000 3 жыл бұрын

The day starts when Jocko tells the sun to rise.

@emanuelbatista812 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment! LMAO 😂

@laffin_out_loud 3 жыл бұрын

Now that just scared me😂😂 I literally imagined him just leaning over me like "wakey wakey sunshine!"

@blademaster9575 3 жыл бұрын

Why do you think he is always up before dawn?

@anthonytorridson5360 3 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest Jocko clip ever 😂 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrBjhpB9rp3Yink.html

@chhhr_hdzzz 3 жыл бұрын

1k like

@CDSAfghan 2 жыл бұрын

Guy screaming at another guy at the top of his lungs while under fire Jocko: Here they're having a little discussion

@christopherprichard4952 2 жыл бұрын

A comment on the entry scene with GI Jane; I was told (by a recon marine) that if a member is taken hostage that he will hold out and provide as much disinformation as possible but torture breaks many. The goal is to last long enough to allow your people to change / adapt plans to create another mission plan, rescue plan, escape plan.

@SoupSlayer94 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko appears exactly how one would imagine a Navy SEAL named Jocko would look like.

@NathanKotsa 3 жыл бұрын

7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

@afonsoinocencio5994 3 жыл бұрын

That’s pretty unrealistic, jocko is unique

@kraftiv2124 3 жыл бұрын

William Campbell looks exactly like someone who commented this comment who's named William Campbell

@martijndejong1889 3 жыл бұрын

And he did not disappoint

@justineallandevelos6491 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be suprised if Jocko is the designated machinegunner of the squad

@david91lvb 4 жыл бұрын

After reading a license agreement, the terms and Conditions agreed with Jocko

@isafbriefingofficer01 4 жыл бұрын

David Massawa lmao

@andrewsullivan9033 4 жыл бұрын

Haha definitely on of the best of these lol

@davidgraney3413 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is becoming the new Chuck Norris

@vrad3703 4 жыл бұрын

Helen G. Pitts ok

@philliplewis1586 4 жыл бұрын

This might be my favorite now. Original, but it keeps the spirit of these jokes. Well done.

@oliveyule 2 жыл бұрын

He's really professional and this is extremely educational. Love it.

@aaronb6843 2 жыл бұрын

Military folks are a breath of fresh air online. They're straight-to-the-point and tell it how it is. God I love that. Zero BS.

@TheZandernator Жыл бұрын

-🤓🤓🤓

@glp.1337 Жыл бұрын

People that are over 18 and still try to act tough, are some of the most pathetic people on this planet.

@goldsnafu Жыл бұрын

@@TheZandernator says the 🤓

@_Cato_ Жыл бұрын

@@glp.1337 This content screams pathetic. Your lack of self-awareness is incredible

@tappajaav Жыл бұрын

@@glp.1337 Yep. You are either tough or soft. Acting belongs in the hollywood.

@captainoblivious_yt 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko was once stopped by the police for speeding.. The officer got off with just a warning.

@juliedavis9659 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha ZING!!

@spilch980 4 жыл бұрын

VERY ORIGINAL.

@fodebic5253 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko 23 seconds later : kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oqmcaqxo1dTLYGw.html

@fox2569 4 жыл бұрын

This same joke is on almost every Jocko clip.

@juliedavis9659 4 жыл бұрын

Or is it whether? Yep, my bad..whether.

@jimbishop6720 3 жыл бұрын

Death comes for Jocko Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic. Death apologizes and walks away

@vedantkhandelwal5717 3 жыл бұрын

Death: Understandable, have a good day ✌️

@thatoneguythatdrankthemilk9821 3 жыл бұрын

lol that is the funnyist thing ever

@fihgbeans6077 3 жыл бұрын

Casual Wanderer wasn’t funny man

@cooldudep 3 жыл бұрын

I feel he's also likely to say 'No factor. Let me ask you this. What's your course of action for relieving me of my life?'

@jaquaviousjane4126 3 жыл бұрын

this comment should have more feedback than it does😭

@michael8940 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko is hilarious, I keep rewinding this part, “you’ll experience a minor inconvenience, they pour water on your head so you can get used to the terror of hostage, and because ITS FUNNY” Just the way he says it is hilarious

@ynot2385 2 жыл бұрын

I've watched every one of hos podcasts and he has the most mental fortitude I've ever seen. I guarantee when he went through that training his only thought was "no factor" lol

@7411. Жыл бұрын

I've never been in the military but I certainly appreciate the people who are.

@dasaniwatterbottle9934 Жыл бұрын

I’m swearing into the army tommorow and this made me smile, thanks man

@user-jt3ns5mu2w Жыл бұрын

@@dasaniwatterbottle9934 Good luck

@7411. Жыл бұрын

@@dasaniwatterbottle9934 No. Thank YOU 👍. My family and I appreciate your service my friend.

@HEELJezza 4 жыл бұрын

Legend has it that Jocko is the only person able to pause online games.

@urid4264 4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@evo-doh9435 4 жыл бұрын

😆

@terminustaylor6027 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jeremycote7959 3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty unrealistic...

@leccopiedi4761 3 жыл бұрын

"aye Imma go make me a sandwich. Any of you guys moves, and Imma beat yo asses"

@ahsanvlogs8495 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko is what we all imagine our girlfriends dad to look like.

@giow2331 4 жыл бұрын

BEST COMMENT😭💀

@cane870 4 жыл бұрын

AhsanVlogs jocko is what my girlfriends dad looks like

@kevanbaconofficial 4 жыл бұрын

When I was a teenager, my girlfriends dad was a black belt in several forms of martial arts, he was built like Jocko, and would shake the foundation of the house when he was kicking the bags in the basement. I remember thinking I was insane to be putting the moves on that mans daughter while he was in the house...

@ahsanvlogs8495 4 жыл бұрын

@@kevanbaconofficial kicking bags in the basement? 🤣🤣I'd be scared

@VinyZikss 4 жыл бұрын

what girlfriend?

@MikeFoxGolf 2 жыл бұрын

Legend has it that Chuck Norris told the Universe that he was tired of being “The One.” The Universe answered back,”No, there is another.”

@jamiebev3 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jocko for being so sensitive and respectful of the soldiers of Dday. Well said. My grandfather was there (British landings)

@VonTheDon11 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko's teachers raised their hands to talk to him

@alphadogfitness6072 4 жыл бұрын

Arcana Imperii you’re too funny

@callumpenman5992 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko held his mums hand when she was giving birth to him

@Daniel-ld7xs 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ihannah02 4 жыл бұрын

I really like your information on war craft! My grandfather was a OSS agent of Second World War in the European theatre. Before he died he spent a lot of time with me to tell the story of training and the exploits when in country. I believe he would like to hear you and your exploits!

@yodatrucker420 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko is the new Chuck Norris I feel like lol

@The_Fighter03 4 жыл бұрын

Instead of part 3, we need a „Jocko reacts to comments under the 'Jocko reacts' videos“

@babythebullytv 4 жыл бұрын

no we need a part 3 .

@andrabook8758 4 жыл бұрын

LOOOL! yes

@archangel7772 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, that would be hilariously funny 😁

@dy12255 4 жыл бұрын

@@NJC1086 do you have a link to the video you're talking about?

@JacksonPGomezRose 4 жыл бұрын

Hy 😂

@gmar0547 Жыл бұрын

10:10 Chris Rock “GI JANE 2, can’t wait to see it” Will:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

@CardinalBiggles01 Жыл бұрын

"...and secondly, because it's funny". Love this guy

@fbi9180 3 жыл бұрын

When jocko skips school, the teachers get detention

@theotheteddy9466 3 жыл бұрын

Very cool FBI. Thank you.

@littlefrost5615 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you FBI

@thadz2493 3 жыл бұрын

Is Jocko's assets are the FBI

@_JT107 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@kanutomer8102 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko is the FBI's agent

@baadshahkingofking31 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they are just called, The Islands.

@corbinkost8379 4 жыл бұрын

But the islands were only 14!

@soulperish634 4 жыл бұрын

I can imagine jocko just thrusting into each of the islands sand beach

@pugsy7658 4 жыл бұрын

that's a stolen joke lmao

@windroid_user 4 жыл бұрын

@@pugsy7658 all the stolen comments are getting the likes, smh... Look at my originality lol my comments better blow up

@benjaminwright3340 4 жыл бұрын

You just copied the Zlatan jokes

@seanmgordon Жыл бұрын

11:06 - the way he said 'funny' was so intense! I wonder just how funny it was haha

@Grue_bait 2 жыл бұрын

I was a squid for 7 years; 2 ships (USS Forrest P Sherman (DD931) and the USS Pegasus (PHM-1)) I totally agree with the sea sickness thing. It would be rough for me pretty much exactly 1 day; then I'd get used to the "motion of the ocean"

@BlackCheezit Жыл бұрын

How did you turn back into a human

@agp11001 Жыл бұрын

Dude, the Pegasus, really? Just a fascinating concept for a boat.

@mikes9756 4 жыл бұрын

Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated

@bernardjiret5094 4 жыл бұрын

Grammatical change JOCKO doesn't make mistakes

@eltonjohntubola3212 4 жыл бұрын

Another stolen one.

@mikes9756 4 жыл бұрын

Elton Tubola ;)

@leonardopenafiel8847 4 жыл бұрын

@@bernardjiret5094 ff

@heldtlouis2269 4 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment.

@96ludako 3 жыл бұрын

Jockos tears can cure cancer. The problem is he never cries.

@killianmurphy8527 3 жыл бұрын

Only time jocko cried was when iron man died

@jasonfuertes5590 3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@theriptorn 3 жыл бұрын

Aw man, I just posted that joke and you me to it. Well done!

@dmichael7144 3 жыл бұрын

@ludako Chuck Norris gets bit by a cobra, the cobra dies. Chuck Norris gets bit by Jocko, Chuck Norris dies instantly.

@roadapple66 3 жыл бұрын

The only time Jocko cried was when he found out that his immediate, rapid-response team's muster to deploy to a highly hostile area of intense combat was only an alert drill.

@PianoSkillBoy 2 жыл бұрын

GI Jane hitting diff rn

@rickysmith923 2 жыл бұрын

“Even when you go in soft, sometimes it gets hard” - Jocko

@nathanlaframboise8074 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko's hair doesn't fall out, it tactically retreats.

@malemkhumanthem9737 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@LYMental 3 жыл бұрын

Best one hahahahaha

@jaywilt420-_-2 3 жыл бұрын

You ain’t find a great comment like that too much

@willscampbell6474 3 жыл бұрын

Jajaja

@NathanKotsa 3 жыл бұрын

7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

@VonTheDon11 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko is the type of guy to approve his girlfriends dad

@xxdemisucksxx 4 жыл бұрын

I am like #666. I would like to thank my family and friends, without whom I would not be here right now. Also my fans, who have supported me and finally, God, who made this all possible.

@yourdad5162 4 жыл бұрын

@@xxdemisucksxx you need help... Somethings wrong with you.... Your crazy.... Get a life....

@MikeMayneOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

@@xxdemisucksxx 666? Don't think god is with you my guy

@xxdemisucksxx 4 жыл бұрын

@@MikeMayneOfficial only uneducated dunces think 666 = evil

@alistairstanbridge7461 4 жыл бұрын

@@xxdemisucksxx 616 is the actual evil number

@cixtianrush2631 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko, I am so very glad you are on our side!!! I love your channel man.

@forcebewithyou7746 2 жыл бұрын

D-Day 1944 was also a US Air Corps and Naval Tactical Failure. US Naval Warships we’re sent to soften the German Fortifications that were along the shoreline through relentless shelling and the Air Corps was supposed to do a bombing run down the beachhead to assist in destroying any German fortifications that had taken up residency along the beachhead. So when the first wave of troops stormed Normandy, they were quite literally supposed to be able to walk right up the beach with absolute minimal resistance. Both the Naval and Air Corps completely missed their designated bombing target zones completely and what resulted was complete mayhem on the beach

@cristobalalvarez5491 2 жыл бұрын

Go do your research the weather was bad the softening wasn't effective nor the air support since weather was bad

@forcebewithyou7746 2 жыл бұрын

@@cristobalalvarez5491 that’s LITERALLY what I JUST said 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

@that1pacificguy 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko has been to Mars already... that's why there are no signs of life...

@guld1999 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@crazyd3uces 3 жыл бұрын

Lol easily the best Jockoism here

@floridacooking7018 3 жыл бұрын

EdGar Edwards he is doomslayer confirmed

@anthonytorridson5360 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite Jocko clip ever!! 😂 😆 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrBjhpB9rp3Yink.html

@ThePoptardedtj 3 жыл бұрын

I am the 1 that made it 901 instet 900

@napalm6926 4 жыл бұрын

Someone attacks Jocko Jocko: “That’s pretty unrealistic”

@coolfungame8467 4 жыл бұрын

You are funny 😂

@seanbouchan1396 4 жыл бұрын

Gave me a spit take

@Kamil90rts1 4 жыл бұрын

That was a good one 👌

@fairuzrizal8610 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO no one dares!!

@schishne7546 4 жыл бұрын

lol xD

@BrandyWine658 Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I found you. Wow. This is fascinating stuff. My heart aches for these young men and the fear they must have felt. Thank you for explaining this.

@chrys_stone8716 2 жыл бұрын

Saving Private Ryan is definitely in my top 5 films of all time

@user-qn4ym5ht8b 4 жыл бұрын

Some facts about Jocko: 1. Jocko lost his virginity before his parents 2. When he was eighteen years old Jocko decided to live by himself and his parents moved to another house 3. Jocko’s father is named Jocko Junior 4. Jocko helped the nurses when he was born 5. It is impossible for Jocko to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Jocko 6. In schools, teachers used to raise their hands to talk to Jocko 7. Once, Jocko missed two days of school in a row. These days then became known as Saturday and Sunday.

@mightybaby2583 4 жыл бұрын

It’s #5 and #7 that cracked me up😂

@Lawveit 4 жыл бұрын

Dude... 😂

@loganharris6713 4 жыл бұрын

I just wanted to say, thank you. You saved me much scrolling.

@ark1349 4 жыл бұрын

Gold

@patarcher9199 4 жыл бұрын

Jockos father is named jocko junior 😂😂

@bkpgami8581 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko arrived late for school his classmates were told off for being early

@abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186 3 жыл бұрын

Thing is, jocko is the kinda dude to be there at o' 3 hundred even when it starts at 10:00

@timoxe 3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean the meeting of ten minutes before ten minutes before ten minutes lol cuz I was there

@2ndanimation 3 жыл бұрын

Franck Muller 6850

@rooster0143 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko's never late. Time is early.

@StoicFC 3 жыл бұрын

This is a good one lol

@kulpykulptington2715 Жыл бұрын

What a well spoken man.

@anthonymallory5059 Жыл бұрын

First I want to thank Jocko for his service and second I just want to say he is the coolest.

@nhemgeorge4 4 жыл бұрын

When jocko moved out he looked at his dad and said “You’re the man of the house now.”

@In-decay 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha. Gold

@matthewcompton6875 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko died 10 years ago... the grim reaper is still trying to build up the courage to go talk to him about it.

@danielbenoit5494 4 жыл бұрын

This is the most creative one I've seen I'm on the floor dying rn😂😂😂😂😂

@1fiddysquiddy386 4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Crystals10000 4 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@isaiahminor2476 4 жыл бұрын

Genius

@declanweyers2677 4 жыл бұрын

Man that's a Chuck Norris jokr

@ijonny25251 3 ай бұрын

very informative and bless you for your service

@fnln3181 Жыл бұрын

LCDR Willink, Thank you for your honorable service to our country. You are a true warrior. No celebration. Just a guy who served nearly 20 good years enlisted and officer: E6 and now O5 as reserve component. Almost obsolete. We all have our day. GRATEFUL FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY. BLESSINGS. An unknown soldier: LTC, MP.

@StarboyXL9 4 жыл бұрын

Weapons use Jocko for self-defense.

@cleopatravii2385 3 жыл бұрын

Joel Gawne 😂🤣🤣😭

@runner3280 3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@zed538 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@HybridSpektar 3 жыл бұрын

*John Wick bas entered the chat*

@thadz2493 3 жыл бұрын

@aola wili no he is the demon of the sleep paralysis demons when they get sleep paralysis

@N0MIKIK0NSTBABYDADDY 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get between Jocko and Jocko

@qazjoker 3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@alfredthebigasshousespider9650 3 жыл бұрын

this is the best thing ever

@auctifer0 3 жыл бұрын

oh boi can't unsee this now xD

@NathanKotsa 3 жыл бұрын

7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

@schuylerkandarian7325 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best one

@AmericanCrusader222 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko is probably the only person who doesn’t accept terms & conditions but it’s still able to use the app

@gryphon5026 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your Service Sir and for your Analysis

@bobocpe 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko's M4A1 has infinite ammo cause it's affraid to run empty.

@gamingjay141 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@masonmatye7120 3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure his kit was a hk416 instead of m4 pretty standard for seals

@jw8042 3 жыл бұрын

Revant exelz. 416 is used by team six (devgru) Jocko used the MK18 10.5 inch M4

@plsdontshoot3614 3 жыл бұрын

I thought the scar was spec ops but that might be nato

@jw8042 3 жыл бұрын

@@plsdontshoot3614 it’s used by some, the scar 17 is used by seals especially in Afghanistan due to longer ranges, the 75th ranger regiment tester the scar 16 but I’m unsure as to current status on that. I think some European forces use the scar 16, but not sure what nation or what units use them as of today. The Norwegian special forces actually uses Diemaco C8 SFW despite being told to switch to the HK416

@ahsanvlogs8495 4 жыл бұрын

Jocko's worst day was february 30th. Now it doesn’t exist.

@wg4112 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@rexdink 4 жыл бұрын

And the 29th only comes out to see if he's still here every so often.

@ASpecialKindOfMan 4 жыл бұрын

but it does my friend. it comes every so many years to have peek a boo... look it up leap year or leap day.

@ASpecialKindOfMan 4 жыл бұрын

@@ikskwizit no februari can be the 28th or 29th and also the 30th

@ASpecialKindOfMan 4 жыл бұрын

@Chief Big Bob whatever bro look it up

@paulscaglione3017 Жыл бұрын

Jocko, thanks for the description of the Tarrawa invasion and the subsequent developments which led to underwater demo and seal teams. My Uncle Criss was one of those Marines who had to wade across the coral. He lost his sight that day, but had a very great life nonetheless.

@stevev5547 2 жыл бұрын

The open scene where soldiers are throwing up could also represent the fact that all the soldiers had a big fat meal before embarking as a "good luck&thank you all" causing sea sick to a big part of the allied army. (heard that on a veteran's interview)

@ra1nedits 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko was born he named his parents

@dariovegabatista7624 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DraganBakema 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahha

@gamingjay141 3 жыл бұрын

renamed

@DaSourOrange 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko gave birth to his parents

@christhecripplercrossfaceb6017 3 жыл бұрын

@@DaSourOrange You ruined the joke.

@Tunesnthings 4 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jocko at night.

@yasarhassan5803 4 жыл бұрын

Good one good one

@thedarkdragon1437 4 жыл бұрын

Yhea don't think Jocko is there....yet

@BTL0523 4 жыл бұрын

@@thedarkdragon1437 a navy seal for 20 years and a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu, I'd say he's there for sure

@v33punk 4 жыл бұрын

@@BTL0523 out of respect for our elders we will have to go with Norris on this one. But Jocko will have his turn.

@ayomidealadesanmi6282 4 жыл бұрын

Nice!!!

@kennethlee1133 2 жыл бұрын

My grandfather was in the 29th infantry division first wave made it threw the war. On the 60th Dday anniversary he got to sit beside Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg got his pic with them. He never talk about the war until after that event. Sadly to say he past away 3 years ago and when we were cleaning his house out we found a photo album with pictures of his whole time over there and pictures with him beside General Patton. I like how you break down what's going on in the movies and thank you for your service Jocko!

@blackpanther696936 2 жыл бұрын

First off sir Thank you for your service. I like your no bs attitude

@kevinjones3656 3 жыл бұрын

When Jocko goes to a restaurant, the waiters tip him

@joannamoreno4320 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Angel-ms1bn 3 жыл бұрын

This one wins 😂

@rakasin 3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@thatguy22441 3 жыл бұрын

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Jocko.

@DevadevamJagannatham 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko doesn't go to a restaurant. The restaurant goes to Jocko.

@kellerrobertson1045 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko gets captured and has a gun pointed to his head Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic

@thedemonitizationpolice6307 3 жыл бұрын

“Understandable have nice day”

@kenneth-sm9lg 2 жыл бұрын

On the other scenario Jocko: *"No factor"*

@ruanniemann2604 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@ruanniemann2604 2 жыл бұрын

NOT check.

@metadata4255 2 жыл бұрын

Jocko Willink more like Jockstrap Filling

@atp2908 2 жыл бұрын

Cool video thankyou for your service

@ericpaulgoldie 7 ай бұрын

'motion of the ocean' 1.20, thank you Mr Willink my life is complete

@chinmaysharma9213 3 жыл бұрын

jocko puts tangled earphones in his pockets, they come out straight

@yoyomodiji 3 жыл бұрын

Kyon backchodi kar raha hain 🤣🤣

@rajshekharb1974 3 жыл бұрын

@@yoyomodiji Jocko ki girlfriend kabhi kaat ti nahi, khud Jocko ke katwati hai.

@user-iz2je1ff5h 3 жыл бұрын

@@rajshekharb1974 Ki ratu Khud kur lura hai

@fattyarbuckle5001 3 жыл бұрын

Jocko went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands.

@ahmadjarrad2635 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@benjohn6197 3 жыл бұрын

Now they are called the Chad Islands

@kingkobrajoe7 3 жыл бұрын

They are now known as the jocko islands

@gamingjay141 3 жыл бұрын

lel LIKe

@gamerleal9265 3 жыл бұрын

Next stop, Virginia.

@teedepefanio4974 Жыл бұрын

Thanks, Jocko.. your breakdowns are spot on... keep on, keepin on... #Respect

@thegringo.08 7 ай бұрын

Must watch this at least once a year!!!

@SKINFLUTE6105 3 жыл бұрын

Each one of Jocko's chest hairs have a confirmed kill

@thomasag2765 3 жыл бұрын

Best one lol

@klowdz7936 3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@quincrawford9527 2 жыл бұрын

Beat comment 😂

@calvandergrift 2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for Jocko to review GI Jane 2 with Jada Smith

@IMHobby121 2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the info, Jocko,

@JDJD-mw9rr 3 жыл бұрын

Id kill for a reaction video of Jocko reading all the comments about himself

@booqueefious2230 3 жыл бұрын

Most of them are recycled Chuck Norris jokes

@CrniWuk 3 жыл бұрын

@Detroit Baby Yeah let Jocko do the killing. He's a professional.

@ashspades5307 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact chuck norris jokes/facts started as jokes regarding vin diesel. But I’d kill for a reaction video of what JDJD described

@jebbrown9557 3 жыл бұрын

@Detroit Baby it’s unrealistic

@jackkidder3408 3 жыл бұрын

I know, he’s probably laughing at all of us underestimating his power

@kylemccormack1785 4 жыл бұрын

I'm a simple man. I see Jocko, I start doing push-ups immediately.

@RagnarLothbrok2222 4 жыл бұрын

And burpees - GET SOME

@andrabook8758 4 жыл бұрын

loooool. the comments on here are hilarious

@terriiii8785 4 жыл бұрын

lololol loved it!!!

@mattymack894 2 жыл бұрын

Hearing Jocko say “motion of the ocean” made my day 😂

@lgonzalez1154 2 жыл бұрын

Best one yet! Thank you sir for your 2 cents! I, like most of us took your experience to heart! LONG LIVE THE US MILITARY!

@Dave-ui6xn 4 жыл бұрын

When Jocko looks in the mirror there is no reflection! There can only be 1 Jocko.

@DanielNyong 4 жыл бұрын

This is underrated.

@9words40 3 жыл бұрын

got me ded

@rhino7731 3 жыл бұрын

9 words ya got 6 more words left

@9words40 3 жыл бұрын

@@rhino7731 it is the 100th times I got that comment 😂

@rhino7731 3 жыл бұрын

9 words here I save you all you have to do is ↸ᒷꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸ ̣ if you speak minecraft enchantment language you can relate