"a BIG juicy VAAAN"

‘It’s gold Jerry, gold!’

Is Jerry really that rich, just letting Kramer mouch him off for some many years

THE AVG BLK DUDE HEIGHT AROUND THE WORLD IS 5 FOOT 6.... THATS 5 FOOT 6.... THE AVG HEIGHT OF WHTE PEOPLE IS ABOUT 5 FOOT 9 AND 60% OF THEM ARE OBESE.... WHY DOES HOLLYWOOD CONSTANTLY TAKE THE TALLEST BEST LOOKING TOP 1% OF THEY RCE TO REP THE OTHER 99% OF THEY FUG FAT SHRT PEOPLES WHILE TAKING THE LOWEST 1% OF ASN AMERICANS, LATINO AMERICANS, ARAB AMERICANS AND INDIAN AMERICANS TO REPRESENT THEM????

SO much of this show is comedy gold. I don’t think there’s a better sitcom than Seinfeld

the country

It’s always Sunny is on track to overtake it. Both in ratings and quality.

@@malfaroangel3896 it's like neither of you realise there's a world outside of America.

three*

Miguel Angel, I don’t quite think of sunny in the same sitcom category bcuz it’s a single-camera setup, so it just has a different feel to it. Getting renewed for a 15 season is unmatched for live action comedy. So you could definitely make the case. God knows they’ve created a lot of gold over the years... but the shows premise and it’s style of plot development of episodes is sooooo clearly influenced by Seinfeld, hence the homage and tagline “it’s Seinfeld on crack”- it’s hard to deem it the new benchmark. A funnier show, I might be with you. I definitely prefer curb to Seinfeld... but Seinfeld transcended demographics and permanently enshrined itself at the forefront of American pop culture and thus the collective American Psyche like no sitcom really had before or since. Though I would argue the amount of streaming networks and sheer amount of tv shows available now make it virtually impossible to do what Seinfeld did in the 90s. Seinfeld in today’s time wouldn’t be able to do that either.

Absolutely❤️❤️

How is it?

shirt fiber on right shoulder......i'll have to keep my eye on that

@@alexio1942 "It's my professional opinion that you're being difficult and IT'S GOING *scribbles furiously* in my chart!"

it's not a lie if he believes it

it is not a lie, that was the best bowling score, we've played together

that was smooth af

barter mastery

I could be wrong, but the guy buying the clothes looks like English Comedian Mark Addy.

XD XD

That one made me spit out my pizza.

i died at this one hahaha

This show was so legendary for just the little jokes like this one.

Well we got something there :D

Is that a deleted scene?

Thank you for repeating the lines I just watched ten minutes ago. You’re a genius.

psmith85 channel opening scene

+Jas Pez who pissed in your cheerios bud,

It's highly inflated price flour.

He is not wrong

Thank you for repeating the lines I just watched ten minutes ago. You’re a genius.

@Ricky. 2 bucks for a box of pasta should feed 8 at the very least so pasta IS a scam!!!

I always said that even before i heard Castanza saying it....thats why i hardly go to olive garden

Well explained ✌️👍

THE AVG BLK DUDE HEIGHT AROUND THE WORLD IS 5 FOOT 6.... THATS 5 FOOT 6.... THE AVG HEIGHT OF WHTE PEOPLE IS ABOUT 5 FOOT 9 AND 60% OF THEM ARE OBESE.... WHY DOES HOLLYWOOD CONSTANTLY TAKE THE TALLEST BEST LOOKING TOP 1% OF THEY RCE TO REP THE OTHER 99% OF THEY FUG FAT SHRT PEOPLES WHILE TAKING THE LOWEST 1% OF ASN AMERICANS, LATINO AMERICANS, ARAB AMERICANS AND INDIAN AMERICANS TO REPRESENT THEM????

FUNNY HOW THEY NEVER HAD AN ISSUE FINDING REDICULOUSLY TALL GOOD LOOKING ASN AMERICAN WOMEN WHO DIDNT TALK WITH A WEIRD ACCENT WHEN PAIRING THEM WITH WHITE MALE CHARACTERS ON THESE SHOWS...

@@erenyeager3575 why would you bother responding to a comment 1 year later?

"This" is very good

Then mark the time, ass.

Brainbuster 8:35

... later Jerry found out she faked them all. Poor guy

@@MuvoTX I'm amazed he cares. He doesn't give a shit about anything else?

@@Brainbuster I love the time when their weren't mean assholes everywhere on the internet. Sorry, I don't have a time stamp for that.

I saw a girl smile at her boyfriend like that this evening at Amsterdam Central Station. I just had to look back twice . Girls, this is one of the things that make us crazy about you😁

@meow meow ? How old are you? I mean your mental age..

Still unbelievable that SNL snubbed her

I LOATHE YOU

I find you extremely ugly.

@@ChrisIsError Damn you! I was gonna quote that line! lol

Plus the record store owner is the dude from SAW

Chris you sir, are a piece of crap!

Joe davola was creepy 😅😅😅😅. Eish u guys bring up some memories. Its lovely to meet and chat to Seinfeld and Larry's humor fans just loved them. To the fans in the chats big up u the best. No show like it ever its greatest of all time😅😅😅.

MrBriller you said interesting trades considered.

SCREEN LEGEND Anthony Quinn's undershirt!

So how come you re selling it?

City Or Highway? ;D

YOU PUT THAT IN!

@VIPKID Vault yes but they end up being just friends again

@@fulcrumthebrave5715 because you cannot combine this and that. That overpowers this all day everyday

I think spending the night as "optional" was a mistake. They almost had it.......

@@theJ4ZZ yeah, that guarantees the question will arise and then someone's going to be at least a little disappointed.

FulcrumTheBrave well not really because in curb your enthusiasm there is a reunion and Elaine and Jerry are actually back together and they have a daughter

Glad I did

Best ever:D

I put that in every time I set up a Facebook marketplace ad

😂

Lmao

Elaine was magnificent. She looked beautiful loved her hair.

I don't think a van with 2 miles on it is considered "used". Unless it was "used" to do something else besides driving on the road, like a meth den, lunchera or pedo bus.

@@Zamolxes77 - Once it leaves the car lot, it's used. So technically, everyone drives a used car.

That van's a rockin'.... Don't go a knockin'....

@@Zamolxes77 I assume 2 means 200,000 KM but I could be wrong.

Yes, that person could be trying to lure Janice in the van, with cheese sandwiches. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h7-mibCeu53PmIE.html

Wth are you talking about..thats cooky talk

Nice catch!

Lol how on Earth did you catch that?

I need to understand this reference pls .. I watched all of CYE like twice..

Mike Bruhh There’s no reference. It’s literally Larry David laughing.

@@dyhall you're right lmfao it's literally his laugh.. thought op meant Jerry doing the hand gesture was something Larry David did on CYE

The same. I think it's because there are so many good moments they all get lost in our minds.

This humor doesn’t age. Like my wife loves Friends but their jokes were good in the nineties. Seinfeld’s jokes and topics are still relevant

@@psauce9837 that is true.

As far as traditional format sitcoms go I’d say it’s THE best!

Maybe it was used for a film class

That's what I was thinking. Maybe it teaches people how to negotiate.

I learned how to haggle from this

Assman actually.

It’s basically his life. This and Curb Your Enthusiasm

Not just Larry David. Larry, Jerry and several other writers - Larry Charles maybe the most prominent

​@@mrloop1530 Yes but the muddled mind of Larry David is what made it all possible. Larry Charles and Jerry Seinfeld are great screenwriters, incredible really, but the autistic sensibilities of Larry David are the secret sauce of Seinfeld

@@trequor I agree

ofcs is all fantasy. one of the two will be more commited to the romantic part than the other and that will never end well. it is what it is

@Carly Goodrich… wow your words are so romantic and almost poetic. Well said!💕I understand what you mean.

I'm not so sure their deal didn't work out. The mid-episode hiccups are resolved by the episode's end, which does in fact it leave it open-ended whether or not their deal continues from that point forward (perhaps off-and-on who knows..it's never alluded to again because there's nothing more to add comedically)

Ah, it's not real! Anyway, the backstory is that they used to date each other!

​@@zabban Not always.

I am pretty sure that this was before they stopped selling the sponges she liked so much. Her bar for being sponge worthy changed when the sponges were a limited and precious resource.

I still don't know what the hell the "sponge" was. Obviously contraception, but was it a literal sponge, or just a euphemism? And why did she need so many? Are there multiple sponges used for one sexual encounter, or does each encounter require a unique sponge? I don't get it. Lol

@@colinsilver1041 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraceptive_sponge

Specifically, she was talking about the Today brand sponge, which "was removed from the U.S. market in 1994 after problems were found at the facility related to the deionized water system."

DISGUSTING. this si why sex needs to be kept under wraps.

Exactly!!!

There is a whole episode about oral sex, and they never explicity talk about it.

That's just your personal preference. I think phrases such as beanflicking and assfucking make everything funnier when said out loud.

@@1manorgy You sir, are a scholar.

@@Jose-se9pu And don't forget there's another whole episode about masturbation.

tubestick00 One of my all time favorite Kramer lines.

Crypto Jihadi haha so good aye

always makes me laugh love that line lol

probably was

I laugh out loud most of the time when I hear that one lol

Screen legend Anthony Quinn’s undershirt.

funniest

He's RIPPING ME OFF!!

Shawn P REHgH!

"that" should be in italics: 1. No calls the day after _that._

@@Hannodb1961 It doesn't matter get a grip

@@coasteyscoasteys4150 Ooh. touchy.

3. and a kiss goodnight is too fancy

I remember the episode when Elaine told Jerry she had faked all her orgasms, that he never gave her one.

they think they did :P

Yeah your right about that ! ( George )

they created the this and the that

This line was so dastardly written i love it

Iggy Dickson “You put that in!”

@@12Blueace That's what she said

Are you out of your mind?

That line is a good addition to any craigslist ad.

I knew it was , officially, the first TV show , whose main topic was " nothing" Brilliant !

We live in a world of nothing it fits just right

I beg to differ, he did not design and store them for 25 years

Beautiful charming smiles

No shit Sherlock.

@@ianrawlings2546 Did you just make that up?

CNN and FOX are not credible nor are any of the others

The original "friends with benefits".

The writers were really great at getting around the censors with subtle wording. The Contest is a wonderful example.

No, you see, he got greedy. I know less about women than anyone in the world, but the one thing I do know is that they are not happy unless you spend the night.

and they got into an argument about that one night: at Jerry's apartment Elaine stayed over - but at Elaine's apartment, after "that!", Jerry got ready to go home and Elaine wasn't happy about it. Jerry mentioned the "sleeping over is optional" rule and what was NOT determined during the negotiations was Elaine's response to Jerry: "my house, my option" meaning Jerry and Elaine had different interpretations of "sleeping over is optional" Depends on the woman, but generally, women get pissed if a man ups and gets ready to leave; and I like to think of myself as maybe knowing women (but its very complicated 'cause in reality I don't lol) Elaine left the "my house, my option" part of the rule out on purpose

If the guy ups and leaves afterwards, it makes the women seem cheap. Like they are a prostitute and what not

Sex with Elaine. What a lucky guy !

jipped ?

Gypped

And they haven't made a good sitcom since

Like your list except that The Brady Bunch was maybe one year at most in the 60"s.... More like The Andy Griffith Show for the 60's

2000s: The Office

No Honeymooners?

King of Queens

As far as traditional form sitcoms go I think it’s THE best

I thought they’d show George’s most famous negotiation, in which he negotiated a lesser price for the first season of Jerry! Haha 😂 that was George’s typical negotiation for Jerry’s talent.

YOU PUT THAT IN!!!

He's doing all the legwork!

Liz Sheridan. Ann Sheridan was a popular actress during the 30’s and 40’s.

Do you know who should have got that part? Marvin Hagler!

Mike Rioto that joke kinda went over my head

Breezo Bucks A car's mileage is dependent on where it is driven. When it is driven on the highway, there are most likely no stops, meaning there is less stress to the engine and brakes. When it comes to city mileage, it can put tremendous wear and tear on the engine, brakes, etc.. This is why mileage is always specified, even when new cars are being evaluated.

@@SuperN1ntendoChalmers gotchu , makes sense bro thanks

Breezo Bucks No problem at all.

@Wish Master You have my deepest regrets if you had to drive in Manhattan. That place has the worst traffic ever.

THE G.OA.T. OF ALL SITCOMS!!!!!