Neil deGrasse Tyson & Bert Kreischer - Space, Aliens, 'Black Mirror'

Neil deGrasse Tyson & Bert Kreischer - Space, Aliens, 'Black Mirror' - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts

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@Hatingmeisconforming 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit Bert and Neil.. this is the ultimate odd couple.

@ruggerosmith1167 5 жыл бұрын

I smell sitcom!

@XenoTravis 5 жыл бұрын

At least Bart could actually learn. But his alcoholism probably won't let him remember this.

@gruesomebearofthemountains5910 5 жыл бұрын

Cause he is Bi!

@grrmtthgrrmtth3000 5 жыл бұрын

Tyson does make science fun.

@Kris_Toffer 5 жыл бұрын

Neil keeps grabbing Jim and Berts hand to make them shut up, and it keeps working.

@davidobregon5787 5 жыл бұрын

It’s because he knows they feel like they’re subs to him. And what do you do when there are subs around? You dom.

@JeffNixonComedy 5 жыл бұрын

Bert looks like he flunked Tysons science class 3 years in a row

@paulhendrick5857 5 жыл бұрын

Bare Knuckle Canuck the real Van Wilder

@jamescody7956 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so damn hard at this

@elbeanzo 5 жыл бұрын

Shea

@JJWraith 3 жыл бұрын

Well, he’s openly admitted that he flunked Russian, so probably.

@MystiqWisdom 5 жыл бұрын

30 seconds in, Neil is thinking "What the fuck am I doing here?"

@ShinRyojin 5 жыл бұрын

Neil must have felt like Luke Wilson talking to the secretaries in Idiocracy.

@infinite-sadness 5 жыл бұрын

Brando! It's what the plants crave

@peterholland82 5 жыл бұрын

What about that ham tho? I could buy a bench for that long ago

@humboldtlife.707 5 жыл бұрын

It's brawndo bro

@Spongekelp 5 жыл бұрын

GO AWAY! BATIN’

@infinite-sadness 5 жыл бұрын

@@humboldtlife.707 but what is Brawndo? Do you even know?

@taylorschroth 5 жыл бұрын

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is like the uncle everyone should hope for! I'm always impressed and inspired listening to him.

@TheMrbojangles74 5 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious when Bert says there's 25 million nanometers in an inch and everybody's just looks at him quietly.. like "Holy shit!" before they realized he read it off the screen.

@cheese56218 5 жыл бұрын

Somebody get a real scientist on here like eddy bravo

@andremaines 5 жыл бұрын

Or Jamie Vernon. He got an A in physics you know

@Cavs191 5 жыл бұрын

cheese56218 no thanks.

@1999tenorio 5 жыл бұрын

Look it up

@scottb5501 5 жыл бұрын

Andre Maines physics 101!

@criticalmass527 5 жыл бұрын

Eddy Bravo Investigates !

@rocklee33221 5 жыл бұрын

Bet Patrice would have love to talk Niel about a lot of different things.

@switchhandissomebody 5 жыл бұрын

Patrice and Michio Kaku was always fun .Patrice and Niel would have been epic

@hazyhalfmoon 5 жыл бұрын

“Do a girl ass expand in zero gravity?” “What about her pussy juice do it still drip or naw?”

@thelolmaster1997 5 жыл бұрын

Aw fuck (Right in the feels)

@chrisbrady2683 4 жыл бұрын

It's "Neil" how the hell can all 3 of you get it wrong?

@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын

But he loved shitty food more so now he's dead

@TheZGALa 5 жыл бұрын

I LOVE the combination of comedy and intelligence. Thank you all for the sparks. You actually make me laugh out loud. I'll be back.

@bradpatridge 5 жыл бұрын

"Let me say what I think you are trying to ask." (internal sigh.) lol

@EduardoHernandez-nm4pc 5 жыл бұрын

Jim did say 4 months into a 3 year Mars trip...not into a 4 month trip...the power of persuasion Tyson has..unbelievable

@andremaines 5 жыл бұрын

It's intimidation and fear of looking stupid. It paralyzes people. And academics know that. If you use obscure words that people don't understand and speak with the condescending tone of a lifelong academic you can intimidate people into submission. Even if you're wrong and the other person is right they will still submit to you because they're so scared of looking stupid. And the bigger your ego is the bigger your fear of looking stupid is. They actually proved this in a study where they put a group of children against a group of CEOs and the challenge was who could build the tallest structure out of popsicle sticks in 30 minutes. The children ended up winning because they had no egos and considered every idea while the CEOs were too scared to throw out ideas because of their paralyzing fear of looking foolish.

@Nitrodino7875 5 жыл бұрын

@@andremaines thats what I fucking hate about people. Purposefully trying to act with high authority and superiority. Bull fucking shit.

@OniSyphon 5 жыл бұрын

He jedi mind tricked him.

@alexkelly8131 5 жыл бұрын

tysons science is about as convincing as burts laugh

@EyeHeytEwe 5 жыл бұрын

So glad Bert didn't interrupt every 12 seconds, as per usual.

@Cuban-Jo 3 жыл бұрын

That guy is not funny. He’s like a fat ugly unsuccessful Dane Cook.

@scottbaylo 3 жыл бұрын

@@Cuban-Jo insanely unfunny, and it sends people the incorrect message that anyone can be a comedian

@hallergamer 5 жыл бұрын

The Interaction of Niel Degrass Tyson & Bert is amazing!

@robertbrowne7880 5 жыл бұрын

Tyson's closing statement was brilliant.

@LeftLaneDreams 5 жыл бұрын

Best ending on a Jim and Sam video, EVER. Great job by the editor. 👍

@kingroosta 5 жыл бұрын

I read the title as "jim & jam show". I guess I got jammed.

@leebrennan5790 5 жыл бұрын

You guys have been nailing it lately! loving the guests for the most part. What's tomorrow, Colin Quinn with Dr Michio Kaku? I wouldn't mind it. Try getting Tom Segura on at some point, even better if you pair him with Bert, or wife Christina.

@Teddy-nd2jq 5 жыл бұрын

you're just saying things that already happen, oh pair tom up with christina, that's not a new innovative idea

@keithbrass8350 5 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura and Bill Nye duh

@Poppin_off_with_panos 5 жыл бұрын

Throw back to O&A days

@TheZGALa 5 жыл бұрын

"How many classrooms is that?" my new favorite obscure reference.

@justpettet3506 5 жыл бұрын

finally a great guest!!!

@supersyaz2871 5 жыл бұрын

Damn. This was so good. Felt like 20mins but it was really 40mins!

@paulkaderli3526 5 жыл бұрын

Secret time: I don’t comprehend 1/4 of what Neil says but his voice calms me and makes me want to blast off

@cjorgie1 5 жыл бұрын

"My information is not secret, you can go study it" ....love it!

@mudfishmatt4185 5 жыл бұрын

Always awesome to see Bert rockin a TB hat.

@ScubaShneve 5 жыл бұрын

Love it! Wished there was more Neil vs Troy.

@randumbnass 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The Wright Brothers flew for the first time in Kill Devil Hills NC. They didnt have a post office at the time so the letter was sent via the Kitty Hawk post office.

@supapapibrando.7956 3 жыл бұрын

King of sendoffs and monologues

@ComboBreakerHD 5 жыл бұрын

Neil: Because if you start going after politicians, that's what lobbyists do Sam: Kim Kardashian got that woman out of jail though

@kaylaflournoy7969 5 жыл бұрын

Jim is so funny 😂 hes the best 💖

@thema1498 5 жыл бұрын

You know someone is well spoken and a true teacher when they have your attention for 40 min staight and still have you wanting to learn more!.!.

@ZenGuru9 5 жыл бұрын

Bert and Neil, INSTANT CLICK

@shaunpearson7905 5 жыл бұрын

Tyson talking with these guys. This is what happens when you miss your bus and have to ride in on that short one.

@Plague_Doc22 5 жыл бұрын

17:20 This might literally be the most impressive thing i've heard from Mr. Tyson.

@Ryan-yo4dg 5 жыл бұрын

I concur

@ericmanget4280 4 жыл бұрын

It's dumb because nobody else is playing that game. Big pharma for instance spent $4.5 billion in lobbying campaigns over the last few years. Throwing Neil in the mix would at least help to balance destructive and powerful corporations from further bastardization of democratic principles.

@mic7able 5 жыл бұрын

My brain just shat itself.

@hishamelfangary722 5 жыл бұрын

About 30 seconds into the broadcast, Niel's body language is indicating he's thinking: "Coming onto this show was a mistake."

@nonofyabidnez5737 5 жыл бұрын

Good shit!

@michaelsmith1262 5 жыл бұрын

Can you watch this on SiriusXM, or is it audio only? I know they advertise Stern's video, but I'm thinking that is the only show. Is there another way to watch the show, or do they just post clips?

@andydandy8374 5 жыл бұрын

How close is it [Oumuamua] gonna come to the earth? "...about 3 classrooms(?)" lmao this is great!

@prettyfly_4_awhiteguy242 4 жыл бұрын

“This is a super high thought by the way” Fuck I love Bert 😂

@blandcollardgreens8762 5 жыл бұрын

I love that Bert is Bisexual, he's so progressive!

@woofweiler3630 5 жыл бұрын

and fat

@blandcollardgreens8762 5 жыл бұрын

Woofweiler soooo fat. He's YUGE

@MetalFreak187 5 жыл бұрын

Na he's racist

@osvaldoesquivel2859 5 жыл бұрын

But hes racist so he drops the bar back down

@stazi7532 5 жыл бұрын

Osvaldo Esquivel What is this “racist” joke about?

@thekosmokramer 5 жыл бұрын

if teachers were more like Neil the world would be a better place. in whatever they teach, he has passion n makes u interested

@trixter2009 5 жыл бұрын

Just finished Astrophysics for people in a hurry, such a good book

@lt.finglefubledingler1972 2 жыл бұрын

This is like one one the kids from the front of the class sitting in the back for a period

@christopherwarren8500 5 жыл бұрын

I was moved by Felix's jump, not because of his proximity to space, or the technology involved. Had to do with the human spirit and determination. Takes balls to go up there, jump, break the sound barrier (the point of the jump was to break the sound barrier, not jump from space, just so happens that you kinda need little to no air to free fall at those speeds) then land on your feet like a boss. I'm a "normal" person, but no one got exited due to the "space" aspect of the free fall. Has to do with the speeds he reached, and the control he exuded. Unless I'm more intelligent than most, and I'm giving the majority of people too much credit lol.

@stephched4270 5 жыл бұрын

Or you are a pandering neckass that just wants attention...either are viable.

@christopherwarren8500 5 жыл бұрын

@@stephched4270 What I posted was genuine, but I hit enter for attention. Thanks lol. I pander to no one.

@stephched4270 5 жыл бұрын

You pander to no one...besides everybody in the comment section lmao

@christopherwarren8500 5 жыл бұрын

@@stephched4270 Actually you are pandering to my wishes for attention. I could care less what you think, all I did was typed out what I think, and hit enter. Now youre giving me attention because youre insecure about your intelligence. So you felt the need to challenge mine. But keep pandering to my wishes of attention lmao.

@ddoggg5598 5 жыл бұрын

He just grabbed my hand and I shut up hahah cracked me up lol

@kingillmusic 5 жыл бұрын

i love when comedians meet normal people

@astrogeek4061 5 жыл бұрын

“Microscope drop” lol

@robertbrowne7880 5 жыл бұрын

22:33 into the video and I'm still thinking 'How the fuck did Bert Kreisher and Neil Tyson end up in the same room!

@A1Rare 5 жыл бұрын

2:23 in and I can tell I'm gonna enjoy this because Bert is HAMMERED

@derektucker8735 5 жыл бұрын

berts face is hilarious the entire time.

@goldencheese7247 5 жыл бұрын

Frozen in hilarity. Name of his next special.

@cOr3t3ecks 5 жыл бұрын

Are those headphones Sony MDR V6 or V60s?

@winkweindel 5 жыл бұрын

Nice clutch t-shirt

@rbnh9827 5 жыл бұрын

New clutch is my aoty

@tyebird2164 5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the drummer for clutch that why I clicked

@AtypicalPaul 5 жыл бұрын

I love Neil DeGrasse Tyson!

@mr.hostetter855 5 жыл бұрын

CLUTCH!!!!!

@eliteviktor3 5 жыл бұрын

The black mirror episode with the gaming programmer getting trapped in his own game, best one haha.

@Squat2BMTH 5 жыл бұрын

I love when Burt’s nervous

@HDitzzDH 4 жыл бұрын

1:56 Neil was not feeling that joke lol.

@Noiiizeeey 5 жыл бұрын

gold

@rob5687 5 жыл бұрын

I love when neil comes on, by far one of my favorite guests on the show. I find it funny but drives me a bit nuts Jim has asked the same can we see the big bang yet, is an object going to hit us, aliens and the ray k. singularity question almost every interview. Still I love it.

@TastyChevelle 5 жыл бұрын

Dang, that 40 minutes flew by!

@BoardwalkEmpireAC 5 жыл бұрын

Bert has a wife and he’s always makin slick comments

@CD1127 5 жыл бұрын

TheMdepalma11 always

@Cl0udsam222 5 жыл бұрын

Makes me sad to hear. Literally on everything lately too.

@cptkangaroo1923 5 жыл бұрын

Neil reminds me of a character in Eddie Murphys PJ's TV show

@shoelesblondlady 5 жыл бұрын

I remember a debate where Christopher Hitchens debated a guy who claimed he didn't have to listen to reason because he had a 2000 year old book he trusted whole heartedly and couldn't deviate from. Chris delivered a hitch slap in the form of saying extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

@mikemills69 5 жыл бұрын

@JimNorton Kittenger was Baumgartner's 'crew chief' on the ground in Roswell.

@fartist123 5 жыл бұрын

".. And green women!" Neil watches Harmontown. Proud of my Boy.

@Richie8406 5 жыл бұрын

20:00 Beautiful ref.

@blueberrymcphuckerson9821 5 жыл бұрын

Sick Clutch shirt.

@jinjerjunkie 5 жыл бұрын

Just coming by to drop a like because a guy in the thumbnail is wearing a Clutch shirt.

@luigibigtime8774 5 жыл бұрын

Inner space

@nercksrule 5 жыл бұрын

Shoutout to Troy for wearing a Clutch shirt.

@jdovma1 5 жыл бұрын

Neil and Bert, two man show just waiting to happen.

@Sonofgrievous 5 жыл бұрын

Tool Time with Bert and Neil

@Radiodaze1073 5 жыл бұрын

Was that the infamous Opie coat hanger right near Neil’s head in the close up shots? Erock comment?

@camjam180 5 жыл бұрын

Burt and Neil in the same room = the best

@kind2311 5 жыл бұрын

I love that Neil is a toucher. Like good, wholesome pats on the back or a nice forearm embrace. He seems so kind and warm. And he really likes Bert ahahha.

@agustedvardsson5024 5 жыл бұрын

16:55 is Troy Quan rolling I Joint

@0agent0brady0 5 жыл бұрын

Can we either turn off the handy cam effect for the close-up shot of Neil or buy a more stable tri-pod? My ADD is kicking my ass over here while I'm trying to watch Neil talk about things I don't really understand; even though I plan to pretend I fully understood what Neil said, when speaking to a friend I'm regurgitating this video to later. Help me out!

@garycoolboobs1173 4 жыл бұрын

Bert needs to have neil on his podcast, theyre like pinky and the brain

@robertstraw9881 5 жыл бұрын

Where is the bit where Burt takes his shirt off and screams like a girl?

@mdegauss 5 жыл бұрын

Fancy Bert wearing a shirt for radio

@xtralimit 5 жыл бұрын

Burnt Chrysler is such a fan.

@brianclarke7221 5 жыл бұрын

"We're not fully in touch, with the arc of time that we occupy" - @15:35 and "Wisdom should be cherished" - @15:25. Don't let that go over y'all heads now. 🙇🏽‍♂️

@lateblume4208 5 жыл бұрын

I wish Neil wouldve talked about Burnt's gravitational pull

@TheZGALa 5 жыл бұрын

On a huge dose of crystal lsd, during the 'harmonic convergence' (was that 1988/9?), I had a wormhole experience with three other humans. I met who appeared to be a man I thought and still sometimes think had some sort of map to more of them. That entire summer was filled with fantastic improbable experiences, many of them bending my perspective of time space. I came home and tattooed a set of three rainbow triangles on my ankle. Just sayin. ;)

@alexanderjeromewhite2380 5 жыл бұрын

Lol bert switching to thinking mode 4:45

@MarioBellTattoos 5 жыл бұрын

Clutch shirt sighting in the background

@bcbudGstatus 5 жыл бұрын

1903 the first plane flew 65 years later we were walking on the moon that is a excellent analogy and closing statement

@abg125 5 жыл бұрын

@4:38 is the epitome of practicing restraint...Neil wanted to push Bert out of his chair lmao...all they needed on here was Eddie Bravo and it could've been one of they best pieces of content ever!