They truly are brilliant

Ask them about BABY YODA

@@jamesgriffyn I googled it. Same results, but less chance I might accidentally speak to someone.

Very Cool

@@annme_87 This. Fuck speaking with ppl on the phone.

VERY COOL

Well for me personally, I loved those episode . It was informative , yet not .

I also like what everyone else likes

ikr, lol. Don't be a regressive hater! This episode of Nerd Crew is already on track to being one of the most popular and successful videos on KZfaq.

OF ALL TIME

These guys do their schtick better than they do

Collider died?

Is this good or bad? WE NEED MORE NERD CREW EPISODES

I have no idea what this means. Is this supposed to be satire of something?

Legit asking; are you a new subscriber? This is all satirical riffing on mainstream SW fanboy culture & their sponsored podcasts (Collider in this case but theirs a plethora of them)

Yes we do. Yes we do

Unfortunately the golden days of such podcasts seem to be gone

Not as much "news" or commentary to spoof though.

Yeah fortunately collider died. Thus no more nerd crew unfortunately. On the other hand its hilarious where harlof and the collider crew ended up. Barely 20k views on their new content. Shills never win

They could 100% do a rebrand of the Nerd Crew to go right at the Shmoes

He'll still get a few weeks in the sweatshops for it.

@@ChimpFromSpace you mean few years until his reeducation is complete.

@Sam "Fun Products" I admit I am not quite up to the trends these days, but is that what people call Horcruxes these days?

Very cool.

Indeed, Dusney really is a wonderful corporation!

Alexander Forbes is like your comment but it’s at 69

Mystery boxes, Mystery boxes everywhere!

He's a total hack.

@@kdogg2077 He's a good director, it's his writing that's bad.

he's definitely lying, because you CANNOT leave things under hotel room beds. they are inaccessible.

no lost spoilers plz

Brilliant😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏

JJ didn’t even remotely sound like he believed his own lie. He sounded incredibly uncomfortable.

@@LloydWaldo what does trmmmdmdk mean? Is that some new acronym that the hip kids are using now?

Itai Yasur yyyyttytttttttttt

jesus that really is horrifying when you put it that way

69SalterStreet Yes obviously thats why he referenced it lmao

Positive thing is that after seeing ROS dying from brain cancer didn't seem so bad anymore.

I paused the video just to stare at the screen and think about that

@@69SalterStreet is that the de facto line for a certain demographic when they learn someone else has heard about an obscure peice of literature that you also know about?

Thanks, I was wondering lol

Same

micro christ we need more people like you in this world..

Brilliant

I was curious thank you

This is the most savage RedLetterMedia episode ever lol.

Mike Stoklasa is our generation's Jonathan Swift

it will make me clap if i see this video elsewhere honestly

@Jay McDanieL I don't appreciate this comment *eats a banana*

@@DeathUnlimited04 Mike Stoklasa is our generation's Diogenes.

Probably made them sicker than the chemo did

I almost spit out my drink

Not cool, man. Not cool.

@@elinicoritale6384 exactly, at that point I’d just want the brain cancer to kill me so I can forget about how awful that movie was

Talk about insult to injury

Link to what he said?

@@bradenanderson6989 RLM made a video of it. Fans were trying to get Shatner on the show and Mike had to ask people to stop because Bill was making fun of Mike's looks. It's a fairly new video... Maybe 1 or 2 weeks old. It's him and Rich I believe sitting together.

Shatner was just trolling them in their own style. After Mike's sarcastic response Shanter went full Shatner.

I mean, he doesn't do podcasts

Shatner thinks being mean is satire. He clearly hasn’t learned how to separate jokes aimed at someone personally rather than their work, to him they are the same thing he really is a boomer

Kind of having a hard time forgiving them for giving the other s.w. films fairly positive reviews

Not if yt take it down for harrassment

What sources?

Yeah baby

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

@@reactions5783: I CLAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*"I hated this movie!" "It's not out yet."

@@SteveSmith-fh6br if you could care less, then that means you care...

evertime I see a book rated 5 stars when its not even out.

😂

He just went with whatever the stupidest and laziest idea was that he could come up with fast. Just like JJ Abrams

Rich wasn’t the only one massaging Anthony Daniels’ pros...

Because in the trailer they show 10,000 star destroyers.

@@Xpwnxage ahhh okay, makes sense then if his theory was the emperor to attach that to the stat destroyers

The nerd crew computron. Hard wired straight to hollywood 😉

“Audible, pills, _and_ tampon commercials, all at once??? Clearly corporate shills with no integrity”

What gives me a smile is that mere mention of Tek-War video game is enough to bruise Shatner's ego.

​@@JeanMarceauxOh man, TekWar was horrible, to this day I still regret playing that. Lol

Teh LaughingMan Hollywood 2019: When the movie critic's analysis is more entertaining and has a better plot then any of the shit Hollywood puts out.

If you're into longer content, check out Maulers star wars reviews, I'm excited for his rise of Skywalker review as well

@@neansath I enjoy the length (and the girth ;) ) because I listen at work. I find if I come back later and forget what hes talking about i can just go back 5 minutes and jump back into it. It's like an old DoS game. Dry, little graphics, requires a lot of user effort to figure it out, but pretty damn good underneath the crust.

@@neansath skip him

I think ill watch the cinemasins' short recap of the entire movie to see it.

The Nerd Crew is objectively the best podcast, after E F A P. In my _opinion_ !

Oggy jazz hands

You shut your mouth's heart! And then kiss it, because your heart is right!

spit dragon stop clapping u might trigger someone

Soon RLM will be on Joe Rogan!

Criminally underrated comment

@@peteryocum That’s a crime!

cough Collider Live cough

They fly now! They fly now? They fly now.

This is IGN this past year anything to do with Star Wars!!!

Just like the movie blob

The sad part is people actually watch those things

3:50

Is it

Yes, we need more Nord Crew. I love how they lampoon the Elder Scrolls' fanbase.

It’s funny because it’s true. Thanks for saving me twenty clams, Pirate Bay! I still ended up losing two hours of my life, so it still cost me.

Same

I finally saw it on a whim this weekend (waited for a non-chinese subtitled version). It was even worse than I had expected. No wonder everyone stopped talking about it after like a week. It felt like disney had rich evans brainstorm all the dumbest possible things to put in a star wars movie, and then handed that over to alex kurtzman to rewrite, after kathleen kennedy thought it was way too cerebral for general audiences.

A man of culture.

@@dracarysstark6229 why

Makes me think of the story from the USSR where the guys had to keep clapping for Stalin and the first person to stop was taken out back and shot or hauled off to a prison camp

THEY FLY NOW!! I CLAPPED I CLAPPED!

Especially Daisy Ridley, as we can clearly see here in 20:28

It must be positively flying off the shelves!

They fly now?

@@csmlyly5736 They fly now.

Coming to an ollie's, big lots, or landfill near you!

Hey at least it means less time having to deal with people? lol

Yeee😊

And that was the first I had heard about them. It reminds me of how absurd Transformers toys got to be in the 90s.

Because it is a stupid idea. A red stormtrooper? They can't shoot for shit. I guess the red ones have better accuracy.

@@mar10ssj1 Nah, red one is easier to shoot at.

@@mar10ssj1 They explode when shot

@@modgoat2594 The lore? wtf.

That's bullying now.

@Nathan Cox Well if Disney told Burger King to take it down, then everyone would say the leaks are real and then they would spread like wildfire.

It's a bs publicity stunt to get people interested in the movie. I'm 90% certain the script that was leaked was fake and there's gonna be a "gotcha!" interview later. What a joke lol. Any dwindling respect I had for JJ and interest I had for this movie has been thrown out the window.

The oroblem is that some of the leaks from mo ths ago are now presented in the "teasers" Idc anyway. Bringing Palpatine back ruins the prequels and OT anyway.

Havik I never even considered it to be a PR stunt. I just heard about it, thought “I guess that could happen” and then went on with my life. The implications of that escenario just make it seem even more like a desperate attempt to make hype for a movie that really doesn’t need it and now I expect the movie to be a real shitshow, good job JJ.

21:15

Mike is the key to all this

Old Bill wouldn't survive this video. If you showed him, he would stroke out 100%

That's an unfortunate hallmark of satire. The better it is the more you have to be in on the joke.

It's real to me.

Dude's 90, he has no chance of discerning this from the real shit

Eric Butts?

Lmao

Very cool!!

>tfw youre not Anthony Burch

@@ArosNacht Very Based

And the Beyblades are at full price still right? Not marked down 25% like Star Wars?

@@Poisonedblade Full price of course. They've got a special temporary stand at the front of the store too.

But beyblade is fun....you could have a few drinks and play bloody knuckles with those things

Beyblade is dope, wtf you on about?

when did I diss beyblade

Wasn't the trailer already out?

They knew exactly.

That’s right, Jay!

*Shit*

As it should be

I think it’s telling, rlm delivers these satirisation parodies with a hell of a lot more joy and sincerity than Jedi council ever has with one of their shameless corporatist shill cash in episodes.

Nerd Crew Coming soon on Shudder and RedLetterMedia+

A true surrealist nightmare

i'll never understand how people can sink so low and yet still able to watch their face in the mirror. oh yes, narcissism, right, of course, thanks...

@@SteveSmith-fh6br maybe it would have been too on the nose

@@charnel8435 too in the nose? Was that pun too on the nose? God, like Carrie Fisher, I'm such a bone head... BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING SKELETON?!

@@cuntycat2397 meh, forced

Browsing the comment section just for that remark. So stunning and brave

Funny thing is that Carrie Fisher probably would have loved that joke.

I'm surprised a shill writer hasn't used the Nerd Crew as a reference in their article for maximum shilling.

first one might be real. would have to use the code to make sure. other 2 are not.

Well, I instinctively skipped them, so if there were any jokes in there I guess I missed out on 30 seconds of free entertainment.

Code is not 😂

They forgot Casper matress

KZfaq is the big smart.

To be fair, I'm not sure a small Indie company like Disney could handle this type of backlash

Real talk; I wouldn't be at all surprised if this video gets pulled. I'm glad I got the chance to view it

Cue the sad oversized flask music.

Yes, kid, that's the joke

@@MegaZeta ok boomer

Damn even rock stars live into their 70s.

Julia S that's a phrase I'm familiar with!

10/10 best phrase to say

Obedience brings victory! Victory is life!

"We were keeping our eye on 1984. When the year came and the prophecy didn't, thoughtful Americans sang softly in praise of themselves. The roots of liberal democracy had held. Wherever else the terror had happened, we, at least, had not been visited by Orwellian nightmares. "But we had forgotten that alongside Orwell's dark vision, there was another - slightly older, slightly less well known, equally chilling: Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Contrary to common belief even among the educated, Huxley and Orwell did not prophesy the same thing. Orwell warns that we will be overcome by an externally imposed oppression. But in Huxley's vision, no Big Brother is required to deprive people of their autonomy, maturity and history. As he saw it, people will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think. "What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions." In 1984, Orwell added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that what we fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we desire will ruin us."

I recite my mantra before watching every new episode of The Mandalorian™.

I see you're new to the channel

I disagree. It's great to see the show get back in track after a middling season.

They fly now?

They do fly now.

This new episode of black mirror is already on track to being the most popular and successful episode of all time

@Dev0205 they fly now

I think that's mengele

I mean youre not entirely wrong

you predicted the plot

Very cool

i CLAPPED

I knooooow whaaaat thaaaaat is

OH MY GHAAAAAD!!!

Rich is in da HOUSE!!!!!!

Lmao!

Not too close, he's like radiation

I SAW , I SAW !!!!

Kkkkkkj l see this in my third run!!

I read that and I clapped.

@@okramoffacebook1381 VERY COOL

I was the 100th like on this comment and I had to use my nose to hit the thumbs-up icon because I was still clapping when I saw it.

@@CERTAIND00M lol

What's jedi council?

They’ll find more podcasts to parody.

Is it really down?

hayasenokatana409 would you like to know more?

@@treyblowski IM DOING MY PART

@@treyblowski Service guarantees citizenship!

@@katanafourzeronine If it was that level the video would accidentally portray Disney as good

@@treyblowski I would like to know where the unisex showers are.

Ha!

If true, a bold move, that gives Disney legitimate reason to sue them

@@PortaTerzo No it doesn't

Yep I called it lol

Yup I just commented this. Though I knew someone had beaten me to it.

what's the source?

Lol it's the Disney plus number

I read it in a comment somewhere!

iBoobbbzTV who wrote the comment?

@@rampagingelephant7353 I just read it in a comment somewhere.

Their jump cuts are on point.

On par with their freeze frames

They're only 2nd to Disney in milking Star Wars for all its worth. Funny stuff for the 1st few minutes but seriously they're gonna beat this horse til there's nothing left.

@@RyanWBL that's the point...

@@dominicmarazita6058 Well at least until they get taken down by Disney.

@@RyanWBL that's the joke.

Influencer culture is so bloated and disgusting that they will never run out of material.

Lol i am not alone then

Same.

My dad is still blindly in love with the franchise and somehow roped us into seeing IX as a "holiday family get-together". Save me.

@@lguenther1759 Question nothing. Consume everything. 😁

Genuine Comics congratulations you just described capitalism

This. This is absolutely me right now.

Lmao

They fly now?

@@MaximizedAction They fly now!

THEY FLY NOW!

@@kevinstapp328 wait...they fly now?

That's me in the corner, losing my Star Wars fandom...

Hahahahahaha, it's called Mandelirium, hahahaha

@@Corbomite_Meatballs loved the reference

Did they actually make that joke?

@@MoriartyTheFifth Don't thinks so, at least not yet. There's a cool "RLM predicts everything" two part fan video on yt, and a shit-ton of Ep9 related comments on 3 second "Palpatine's behind it all" clip from Plinkett reviews :)

@@taags I wouldn't be surprised if Disney had Mao styled posters of the mouse

Damn, I really gotta learn how all these companies are connected. I'm sure it would be eye-opening.

Like those news outlets that wouldn't stop fear mongering the Joker movie Most of them were owned by Warner

It’s like the hunger games talk show

@@gabbyprincip1575 as much as Walt Disney could be a douchebag, he hated communists as much as he disliked fascists. So he would probably give a middle finger to China and continue selling his movies.

I clapped, I clapped when it didn't happen.

Yeah i agree

The fact that there are actually channels like the Nerd Crew makes me mad about nerd culture.

Such a wonderful universe to explore. Instead they corporatize and think-tank the shit out of them until they are little more than nostalgic amusement park rides in visual form. The irony is, if they paid the absolute bare minimum for a super fan to write a script they would end up with a far superior trilogy. Hell, even Lucas could write something better than pure callbacks and fanservice horseshit.

Don't worry. It's only depressing because it's absolutely true.

@@nobodysmith8580 What is even more sad is that we know its possible to expand the world of Star Wars, both Knights of the Old Republic and Clone Wars cartoon (both series) shows you can have great characters and nice action for everyone.

I haven't been paying any attention due to sever lack of interest, so that's the first I saw of this "news". It's quite shocking that everyone ran with it in the same fashion. I'm like, is this the real life, did that actually happen? Jesus fuck

Very cool.

I don't think it actually happened and they created all of the articles (which makes it even funnier). I tried finding any of the articles, including going through all of the articles of one the journalists whose name was included and couldn't find any. the only other option is I super suck at searching which is certainly possible

@@gavinrowe902 or maybe they deleted the articles out of shame. Idk. I can 100% see them doing this anyway.

@@denkerbosu3551 I wondered that as well😂 the only problem was all of the other articles they didn't delete were just as embarrassing

I guess they had good intel that it was not going to be a great movie. Unless they got that from the trailers.

'Stab him in the Fkin Eye'

@@Shenaldrac I KNOW what that IS!

@@CyberJunk2049 you're so close to saying the F word, why not go all the way? It's just a word. It's definitely okay to say fucking in this context, because it's a quote and we all get the reference.

You're not allowed to swear on the internet. Everyone knows that.

Mega Wave Anime I thought of this first a day after you, so I had to erase it to avoid commentary lawsuits lol

and they fly now because its all about family

I clapped when I recognized the reference

And every episode starts with a dumpster. It's like poetry.

What is this the 10th time they have started a fire on their show?

its so strong because its always about family.

@@MichaelAronson Its the Nerd Crew's 'beam into the sky'

i have no idea how RLM can afford what i assume is rare merchandise just to destroy for a gag.