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Nerd³ Plays... Papers, Please
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This is a weird, haunting one. Hope you like it. :)
Game Link (And Download): dukope.com/
End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
/ douglby
All other music is in game music. It makes me want to group hug all the people of the world.
@LambdaObjection 10 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about this game is the automatic scanner literally ten feet from your booth that is impeccable and fines you whenever you mess up, which means your position is completely redundant in the first place.
@grooviliciouss 10 жыл бұрын
Who cares? you get paid anyway
@Bluuu3 10 жыл бұрын
True, but unlike you, the scanner can't detain or decline people.
@theglitchexplorer3488 10 жыл бұрын
Also the he does the most work
@FTLAD 9 жыл бұрын
I'm decently sure that it fines you after work, it just tells you straight away. Probably complete Scheiße but hey
@neo131x 9 жыл бұрын
lol, plotholez.
@Rhubba 10 жыл бұрын
I love the way that as he plays it, he starts talking like a real life official. "c'mon, hurry up...please have your ticket ready...doesn't even look like you, get out!"
@Horror1408 8 жыл бұрын
I still want a completes series for this game. It would be short but great.
@prasannakalyankumar972 8 жыл бұрын
+Max Howlett yeah but with 5 days an episode it will take only six episodes
@chooks5418 8 жыл бұрын
same #go 2016 ;-)
@flaming_phoenix4624 8 жыл бұрын
+Prasannakalyan Kumar no, theres 20 different endings for the game so it would take 120 episodes
@pointclouded 8 жыл бұрын
Nerd3 Completes. All 20 endings. There we go, good series right there.
@jadensargent1368 8 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka
@RazgulTheKind 10 жыл бұрын
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
@dodobird7921 7 жыл бұрын
Razgul The Kind glory greatest country
@amandamills738 7 жыл бұрын
wrong video (jack)
@carlosmunoz9775 7 жыл бұрын
VIVA ARSTOTZKA
@Wilson0198 7 жыл бұрын
VIVA LA EZIC
@NPW007 4 жыл бұрын
Glory
@quantumlolliepop5472 8 жыл бұрын
Papers please... a wonderful game that shows how you don't need beautiful graphics or complicated details to make something amazing.
@charliebuchin8201 8 жыл бұрын
I think it has a cool art style that makes look good and unique.
@quantumlolliepop5472 8 жыл бұрын
Charlie Buchin I completely agree. I would definitely say it's unique and appropriate to the simple nature of the game. When I say that a game doesn't need beautiful graphics, I mean that it doesn't need mega god rays and realistic looking graphics.
@whiteboardmagic5882 7 жыл бұрын
QuantumLolliepop Agreed. A game's quality cannot be determined by it graphics.
@midgettophatgaming8503 10 жыл бұрын
love the music
@richardsavings6690 9 жыл бұрын
I've never seen anyone play this game this hyperactively before. You work fast mate. Yahtzee just detains everyone he meets.
@Gannoh 9 жыл бұрын
You sorta have to go fast because you're on a time limit
@mcbrodz1663 5 жыл бұрын
Gannoh only in the start
@omtai 9 жыл бұрын
"Next!" ... "Hello potato!" I died
@obesekid6947 9 жыл бұрын
CakiesPudding what time was that
@VocalFan9753 9 жыл бұрын
Boyd Franken muffin time
@obesekid6947 9 жыл бұрын
Actually its twelve thirty
@VocalFan9753 9 жыл бұрын
somebody kill me!
@obesekid6947 9 жыл бұрын
No >:(
@MajorAlenko 10 жыл бұрын
Imagine if your job was like this and you came home and played this game lol
@teamO_X 9 жыл бұрын
Glory to what-ever country you live in!!
@sampedersen6197 4 жыл бұрын
MEMORIES MAN, I remember watching this curled up in my bed on the original iPhone with it riiight up to my ear so my mom doesn't hear. I wish Dan would go back to doing games like this.
@JustRidOfEverything 8 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore the music in this game.
@hobbitcraftwithtrex 10 жыл бұрын
The Mother-in-Law is not completely necessary...
@Halooverseer4 10 жыл бұрын
Migulao MigMig I'd save your wife and the son. Maybe the uncle... Unless...
@MadderoftheFew 9 жыл бұрын
Migulao MigMig You can choose who you give medicine to. You can just take off all medicine funds for her. Saves a lot of money
@periidote9778 10 жыл бұрын
15:25 GOD!!! IT'S THAT GUY
@Matilda127 7 жыл бұрын
"Im happily married" IS DAN A TIME TRAVELLER?
@CookedBamboo 7 жыл бұрын
CheesyMeat I was just wondering the same thing
@treysemiller9299 7 жыл бұрын
CheesyMeat I was thinking that
@mikespencer1359 7 жыл бұрын
CheesyMeat 1
@kyliejenner5506 9 жыл бұрын
:01 - 2:35 Who else was going along with the beat of the music?
@perfectly_balanced77 9 жыл бұрын
Me
@cianmalmal 9 жыл бұрын
Me, I watched yogscast one and they did it
@cantinasmile 9 жыл бұрын
I game on an exercise ball (yes I do) and I bounce along :P
@karenkaeke7905 9 жыл бұрын
I do this all the time whenever I watch this video XD
@bitter-unicorn 9 жыл бұрын
+Thomas stell *bounce up*... *bounce down*... *Bounce up*... *bounce down*...
@rectaalborween8471 10 жыл бұрын
nerd challenges planetary annihilation:create an army so big that the hole planet will be covered by your army.
@thattwitalex 9 жыл бұрын
Day 1= Nigel Farage simulator
@Heliumboy333 9 жыл бұрын
You, sir, just made my day. Are you white enough to enter?
@James-xb1zm 9 жыл бұрын
+Heliumboy333 You obviously don't know anything about UKIP's policies.
@thattwitalex 9 жыл бұрын
Sneaky Viper and does anyone give a shit about the racist party?
@James-xb1zm 9 жыл бұрын
+Alex Haines This answer proves my point.
@thattwitalex 9 жыл бұрын
Sneaky Viper they say immigrants and the eu are a problem. Wouldn't be a problem if they stopped getting rid of jobs by pulling funding
@skele3310 10 жыл бұрын
I just got the full version... and I'm terrible! I had to make a new save because I killed off the son and wife in like 10 days.
@raphaelleon3775 10 жыл бұрын
Wow. Try to play like me then! 0 citation, if I get one, i restart the day right away. So annoying
@skele3310 10 жыл бұрын
***** Me too.
@raphaelleon3775 9 жыл бұрын
That'd be difficult for me. I either make them all survive, or kill all of them off. I'm that bad. Also, need to make a new run on this. It's been a while since I played :P
@tommyc8006 9 жыл бұрын
just give them food 1 day heat the next and repeat
@yomommagay300 9 жыл бұрын
teun studio four
@unluckyrascal 9 жыл бұрын
He should bring this back again. This was one of my favorite games he played.
@coolsiteish 10 жыл бұрын
@anthony He was a civilian, people from other countries have to have a ticket. If you lived there before you do not need a ticket, thats the rule that got put in place on Day 3
@gabenewell6702 9 жыл бұрын
NerdCubed Completes Papers, Please?
@ioiuoyuiyuiuyi5959 6 жыл бұрын
uh oh gabe newell is here to steal our cash and wallets RUN!!!
@bigrigjoe5130 7 жыл бұрын
"And as always, Ta-ra" *Stops saying Ta-ra shortly afterwards* :(
@mimilolkins7123 10 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka!!!
@waschukd 6 жыл бұрын
I love looking back on these videos and just thinking, *wow I’m really glad I found his channel all those years ago...*
@morganisfree5774 8 жыл бұрын
"Can I just stamp denied on you forehead"
@Jiffy360 8 жыл бұрын
17:37 NO TICKET!
@obrayb 8 жыл бұрын
+HASHT#G He was an artotzkan therefore he needed no ticket.
@kmdgaming6039 9 жыл бұрын
I really hope he does a Completes series on the full game of this. Would be a great addition.
@bflw9118 9 жыл бұрын
Also known as UKIP: The Video Game
@Sasuga_Skky 9 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for a NerdCubed completes.
@regularsalamander 8 жыл бұрын
did anyone else know that in papers please, the war arstotzka was fighting is the same war you fight in broforce? in broforce, you have to invade a country called arstotzka! this is a little weird because both contries claim to be fighting in the war against terror.
@nobodys_winds6580 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's just a reference, but it's still a pretty good point
@that_one_l0ne_ghost 8 жыл бұрын
I'd honestly love to see a complete play though of this. Yours is the only one I seem to enjoy. Anyway, good work man. 👍🏾
@UdgeyWudgey 10 жыл бұрын
I played this this May, the beta that is.. I was in the ER regarding my my Appendix, due to me having Pendicitus? .. I don't remember, I spend a week playing this game.. and the day before, I watched this video.. gave me good spirits.. Thanks, NerdCubed. :D
@9faosplays476 8 жыл бұрын
2:47 when he sighed he sounded like squid ward xDDDD I died
@Krish0916 8 жыл бұрын
+9faosPlays 2:46 cus 2:47 is only half of the yawn
@nachomiranda7209 8 жыл бұрын
+9faosPlays he dose lol.
@UrgentementeUK 8 жыл бұрын
LOL, just found this (yeh yeh, years later), played PP briefly last year but didn't have time to devote to it, so just restarted and loving following the story,hehe. Your play video is great, nice to hear someone else talks to themselves/the screen when playing it :)
@HARRYBANKSTHE4BROS 8 жыл бұрын
GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA!!!!!!!!!
@yuvalnosovitsky1303 8 жыл бұрын
Greatest country mother proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@crispynugget3616 8 жыл бұрын
Arstotzka so great, I no need passport.
@stealthops8240 7 жыл бұрын
I Love Arstokska
@dswabey 9 жыл бұрын
Dan's an absolute beast at this game! I'm nowhere near that fast
@RedKnight522 10 жыл бұрын
I want this game!!!
@shadowthewolfgirl5255 9 жыл бұрын
"this game is serious" *STUNNING PICTURE THAT PERFECTLY ILLISTRATES THE TEXT BELOW
@clarepoppins4255 8 жыл бұрын
The full game is out now and I think it still just has like a newspaper or something...
@shadowthewolfgirl5255 8 жыл бұрын
A muffin i know. It was a joke.
@clarepoppins4255 8 жыл бұрын
Shadow The Wolf Girl I don't think it was
@speedbass707 8 жыл бұрын
that short guy with no passport is the biggest part of this games story and it's amazing
@davidkuhn2219 10 жыл бұрын
They should make a 3DS port for this game.
@davidkuhn2219 9 жыл бұрын
***** The lower screen can be your desk where you use the touch pad. Or the WiiU can work too.
@Petey5 10 жыл бұрын
SO MANY DOCTOR WHO REFERENCES! I love it!
@joshw7978 6 жыл бұрын
How to win Paper's Please: Have no care for other human beings at all!
@tatyana5042 8 жыл бұрын
dan please do a complete series with this game I love it
@BarronBrothersFilms 10 жыл бұрын
That music is terrifying.
@mrwaterplant 10 жыл бұрын
BUMMMM! BAMMMM! BUMMMM! BAMMMM! BUMMMMM! BAMMMM!
@BP-pk3oc 10 жыл бұрын
Ikr? It scares me sometimes
@michaelcollins2282 9 жыл бұрын
for some reason, the main menu for this game annoys me, because I feel that on the high note the logo should go up and on the low note it should go down, anyone else get bothered by that?
@nobodys_winds6580 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Collins 2 years later and I finally found someone that agrees with me
@joeeeee256 3 жыл бұрын
6 years later and I too agree
@SynclaireX 10 жыл бұрын
Isabella could have been transgender
@chelsoliver7444 9 жыл бұрын
Anna Juliet if you believe you are equal to men, then you are a feminist. Can you people PLEASE learn this.
@hazza696 9 жыл бұрын
Chels Oliver You clearly haven't been around on the Internet that much in recent times have you?
@nachomiranda7209 8 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING,I LUVED HOW HE PLAYED IT!
@ascent7542 10 жыл бұрын
ironic that on Dan's video i got a james reed ad saying "stop procrastinating!"
@vanillagaming5533 9 жыл бұрын
Dan should make this a series
@aqilproductions 9 жыл бұрын
it's a short game
@brma123 8 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, liked and subscribed
@alyaluk1250 11 жыл бұрын
I wanna see you play more of this :)
@samuellacey5166 8 жыл бұрын
I want a Trump presidency mod for this.
@DoNotSubscribeToMePleaseTechzz 7 жыл бұрын
Samuel Lacey Easy, just change the skins of Day 1 Mercian yes. Anywhere else no
@treyd7533 7 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this on election day so i'm playing some games and watching Nerd until the world ends.
@joeyscerbo7776 7 жыл бұрын
Samuel Lacey 2:37 Wall
@moneymanplays7610 7 жыл бұрын
Trey D GOOODBYE WORLD
@theglitchcounter264 5 жыл бұрын
Trey D how’s that world ending going
@SirUnicornzz 10 жыл бұрын
he let a guy in without a ticket
@onim26 10 жыл бұрын
becaus ehe's a citizen
@RelevantTeen 8 жыл бұрын
The guy without a passport comes back like 10 times. Only once or twice he could go trough. Your character even remembers his name! Once you have to detain him because he was a wanted criminal, you say "sorry, jordi" lol
@jsegaul420 8 жыл бұрын
Another video from the golden age of Nerdcubed. This, Hard Time, Democracy 3, Eurotruck, ALL the simulators, etc. not to say that nerdcubed is worse now, but this just really appealed to me for some reason.
@andrewgowler6442 8 жыл бұрын
please do a complete series over this
@andrewgowler6442 8 жыл бұрын
+OfficialNerdCubed
@88prkr 8 жыл бұрын
This vid is 3 years old
@mattengarde7503 9 жыл бұрын
4:43 Phoenix Wright? PHOENIX WRIGHT!
@hyper9811 5 жыл бұрын
you should do a complete series of this game. Please Dan
@DeathProofHero 11 жыл бұрын
In you go, off you trot hahaha that was awesome.
@543resident4 10 жыл бұрын
MOAR.
@skrewugugle 10 жыл бұрын
This seems like the kinda game that would be fun to watch someone who is good at it, but your not good at it yourself, might just be me, it looks really complicated...
@eiddaL10 10 жыл бұрын
It's not THAT complicated once you get used to it.
@Orthestral 7 жыл бұрын
I love how the football team for Arstotzka is the ArsKickers
@chrisobleness612 7 жыл бұрын
Please do the full series!
@trere1000 10 жыл бұрын
They should make a multiplayer game where 3 people vs each other
@alexarctic5740 10 жыл бұрын
you know that's not a half bad idea
@TheRex290 10 жыл бұрын
What if they made it so that one player has to defend the border, while the others try to sneak by?
@trere1000 10 жыл бұрын
The problem. That'll ruin Paper Please. Maybe you must make papers with ID's that are fake and that the person in the border must see if it's real or not. Another way is to make NPC's to have fake ID's created by you and also if they make it past. One of the Guards die
@zombievideos247 10 жыл бұрын
No. Not everything needs multiplayer.
@BetaChri5 9 жыл бұрын
***** Why not? You don't have to play it, but you could. Maybe it's good, maybe it's not.
@gavinsimmons6985 10 жыл бұрын
The guy with no passport comes back with a crayon passport. Love it
@koukilfs7814 10 жыл бұрын
lol but after the crayon he brings a legit
@ioiuoyuiyuiuyi5959 6 жыл бұрын
uhhhhh like everything that guy brings in is fake cause he is a smuggler
@JustinEHardin 11 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this! Papers, Please is one of my favorite games now! Bought it on your recommendation!
@MsSunnyMuffins 10 жыл бұрын
When you started singing wrong wrong wrong wrong I almost died XD
@owenvondra1407 3 жыл бұрын
Is anyone here in 2021 if so your a real og
@Rubenen 2 жыл бұрын
I just re found his Chanel from when I was younger the memories are flooding
@hellospiral9335 9 жыл бұрын
BWOON! BWOON! BWOON! BWOON! BWOON! BWOON! BWOON! BWOON!
@Batman-tz5cw 8 жыл бұрын
Dun dun dun dun dun! Dun dun dun dun dun!
@TrueXyrael 11 жыл бұрын
This is a hilarious let's play, I love it
@xd-lu7or 10 жыл бұрын
That is not your face,you potato! I laughed so fricking hard when he said that XD
@HowdyGamer Жыл бұрын
10:59 didnt age well in 2022 XD
@Brony119 10 жыл бұрын
Cause no trouble.
@laurenowens6841 10 жыл бұрын
You should make a complete series on this
@TheUnknownLegend1234 11 жыл бұрын
I love it when he stamped on the last person's picture XD
@lelipad5564 9 жыл бұрын
18:00 how did that became an old picture the picture is older than the girl :|
@el_gringo8977 9 жыл бұрын
true true
@dylanklatt7920 10 жыл бұрын
Please do a nerd3 completes papers please
@Frellnikky 11 жыл бұрын
You are so much better at this game than me. I tend to lay out all the papers and then sit there scratching my head every time...
@StandardGoose 11 жыл бұрын
It's like stealing from a shop, where the shop literally has an infinite supply of the product and therefore it doesn't cost anyone anything for people who weren't going to buy it anyway to download it.
@dontlookatender9282 9 жыл бұрын
FOR KOLCHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANG
@davidbjorkman2206 9 жыл бұрын
dontlookatender Kolechia*
@andydo4975 8 жыл бұрын
Your economy crap
@dontlookatender9282 8 жыл бұрын
+kevin li actually, we are starting to invest in iron and copper.
@navacamal36 8 жыл бұрын
***** ............... too serious
@navacamal36 8 жыл бұрын
***** ................... says the thing who kills steve
@justbabypigeon9559 10 жыл бұрын
Play more please!
@shnoobar 10 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that watching this is more entertaining than the game itself
@leeaddovitz6712 8 жыл бұрын
That music is amazing
@HurjaZac 7 жыл бұрын
i want papers please in VR
@avisnocturnae3514 10 жыл бұрын
Totally not poop game of the year 2013.
@exile3510 10 жыл бұрын
1 of the BEST VIDEO EVA!
@bradleyhamilton4409 10 жыл бұрын
Love the music.
@eric2ill4u 10 жыл бұрын
Can you play this again, Dan ?
@yourbirthcertificate 9 жыл бұрын
The theme goes well with 1:20 when dan talks about the killing children thing
@jooey5894 5 жыл бұрын
2 references from 2 of my favorite tv shows. Cool, cool cool cool.
@fepjoe3664 10 жыл бұрын
thumbs up if you came here because of his not poop games!
@d.o2785 7 жыл бұрын
Fep Joe 100 greatest games of all time! Forgot this existed!
@OWMenace 10 жыл бұрын
17:35 no ticike
@zacharymangels182 10 жыл бұрын
Foreigners needed a ticket
@OWMenace 10 жыл бұрын
oh
@NBKVamp 9 жыл бұрын
I love how Nerdcubed makes this game sound so hard and difficult lol
@NBKVamp 9 жыл бұрын
I guess so lol
@Uniqetz 6 жыл бұрын
I legit LOVE this game
@Jcjhys 10 жыл бұрын
What is so good about it?
@henryflippo2846 9 жыл бұрын
Obristan above all.
@tommyc8006 9 жыл бұрын
GLory to arstotzka
@LCNfootsoldier 9 жыл бұрын
Glory to Antegria, fuckers!
@jonathanmarland8446 9 жыл бұрын
Tommy C glory to buddha the good luck giver :)
@tommyc8006 9 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Marland GLORY TO TREESTARZKA THE GREATEST LAND
@jonathanmarland8446 9 жыл бұрын
glory to ....,,......... something
@salohcinz3801 8 жыл бұрын
alligator terrorists sound like like the scariest things i've ever heard of, except dragon extremists
@MrTriggerhappy12 11 жыл бұрын
he's telling you what he talks out of, what he's never seen and his fav ford model
@commanderarto3841 9 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka!