At one point the player has to get past an electric fence. It literally goes for like 10 meters. Instead of cutting it, climbing over using a ladder or something, or going around. The player drives across the road, murders innocent truckers, steals a truck. Kills everyone in a electric plant. Blows up the electric plant. Then drives back and goes over the fence, wow...

That loading screen art looks like something you'd see on the side of a carnival ride -.-

at one point in the game, you are faced with a electric fence. so what does he do? hack the system? clip a few wires? go around? NO. he goes across the street to murder some innocent truckers, steals a truck and drives it half across town while ramming and murdering atleast 27 police officers, then he parks it outside a eletric plant. then he murders everyone inside, only to shoot the tanker from a vantage point from within the plant so that it somehow explodes so that it explodes behind him and he can leap into the water as the explosion barely misses him. that is how he deals with a fence.

"Fly off to the right and explode"

The only reason I understand the plot is from Angry Joe's review.

It's like Skyrim with bikes 10/10-IGN

What if this game becomes EXTREMELY good near the end, but nobody has bothered to play that long so we don't know.

Hey, at least, in Big Rigs, you can move backwards

Oh man, when that bike exploded @ 12:07 I had just taken a mouth full of coffee. It went everywhere.

12:09 'Fly off to the right and explode!'- Angry Joe

This is the blood on the dance floor of video games

A game about motorcycles where every driving section is basically 06 mach speed sections, cant stop and hitting something resets and or kills you. Great idea :D

12:09 Don't you get it? that's why they called it Ride to hell. if you failed in your driving multiple times, your character will drive to the right and explode and he will continue to RIDE TO HELL in the afterlife. whoever came up with this idea is a genius. XD

His fists are bigger than my future

It's hard to believe that the same guy who voiced Trevor in GTA V (Stephen Ogg) also voiced the lead character in Ride To Hell. Good to have one of the best games of 2013 AND one of the worst games of 2013 (and ever) on your resumee.

This game is like "Showgirls" I'm sure that it'll have a strong cult following... For all the wrong reasons

19:24 You think that's dumb, Mr Hardcastle? Wait until you see how Jake deals with an electric fence...

At 10:35, the way Jake says no, followed up by Nerd's laugh, makes me laugh so hard.

Personally I really like this game... Because it is completely broken has terrible dialogue and countless glitches It's like a parody of a GTA game

Was playing Minecraft while watching this and at 10:59 when he said "Nooo", Minecraft cow then made exactly the same sound at the same pitch and all. Wut

At least Airport Manager was playable...

"you look like a tree person" ~NerdCubed

The worse thing is that this game could have been good. It had potential!

GTA 5 came out 3 months after this......One of the best games of all time, with such great driving..... This game could probably run on a fucking PS2.

That moment when you realized that the lead character (Jake, or whatever bollocks his name was) is voiced by the same guy who voiced Trevor Philips from GTA V

Not saying this game is good in any way, but at the start he was having memories, come on that bit is obvious.

This is the first time i heard dan say sex

Can't wait for the rest of the trilogy

How did gamestop give this a 3/5?

The Sarcasm is strong in this one hahah XD

"How did you get a score as high as 16 again?" Never has a more salient question been asked.

This was the day NerdCubed lost his innocent ignorance. It is still remembered, and it shall remain remembered.

10:36 Reminds of KHAAAAAAAAAAAANN! except quieter...

Still better than the new console FPSes.

3:51 i love how the bus starts moving before the wheels start turning 👌🏼totally how vehicles work

I died of laughter at 10:35... xD

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE I MEANT TO CLICK ON A VIDEO ABOVE THIS AND I HAD TO LOOK AT IT AHHHHH

16:09 onwards... CHILD CORROSION ALERT!!!!

14:17 I like how the shadow can't decide where exactly it should be.

He's having a flashback in Dolby digital LOOOL

i threw up playing this game....No Joke

This game costs real money.

I love how he was so flummoxed by the abrupt sex scene the only witty thing he could come up with was: "Um...okay." I lost it when he said: "Well done game" not long after.

"That's the kind of scream you'd make when they'd run out of your favourite sandwich at Subway" lol'd

The title is Ride to hell right?Well that means its going to the hell series

hi to you if you came back here because there’s a chapter dedicated to this travesty in Fuck Yeah, Video Games

that moment when nerdcubed doesnt know what the fucking shift key looks like.

i'm going to college to become a game developer and i always come back to this video, the hell video, and the air control hell video to regain confidence in myself that i will develop a good game, or at least i won't develop something shittier than those bc that's impossible

We should make this game of the year... Just to see their reactions when they realize we did it as a complete joke lol.

Still makes no sence

"This might be fun!" -NerdCubed heh

"Well, we have no reverse, and you can't really turn left/right more than 45 degrees, so you might as well just reset" - 12:10 tho LOL

This started Nerd3 Hell

Do you know what asda (which is basically the UK's version of Walmart) said when this game came out) Go to the game section to get Ride To Hell: Retribution an awesome action game filled with an awesome story and exciting battle scenes!!! huuuuu..........

I like how innocently Dan think this might be a fun game, then proceeded to be one of most hellish games in Nerdcubed's Hell

"Well, I was hesitant to place it even on a worst games list, 'cos it's not a game, it's congealed failure. I speak no hyperbole when I say that releasing every box with no disc inside would have been less of a mistake." - Yahtzee

Still an IGN 10/10

nerd challenges. play the whole game

I'm in tears after 10:35 and 12:09, his laugh just makes it a million times funnier xD

18:13 That was supposed to be an animation of him stabbing the guy, then cutting him, then stabbing him again, twisting the knife, then standing up to break his neck to finish him off. But apparently they can't even get THAT right.

Still a better love story than twilight. Couldn't resist, sorry.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE HIGHEST BUDGETED MOST THOUGHT ABOUT GAME THAT EVER LIVED........this shit

One hand driving a motorcycle at a low speed. Aint no way. Jumping what looks like a Harley and landing perfect, there is no way. It did get turning relatively right, you really don't turn the wheel, you lean to turn(on most occasion). I had to point atleast a few good things about it. Its a pile of poop, yes, but.....never mind, its hopeless.

"MY GOD YOUR JAW IS BIGGER THAN THE REST OF YOUR FACE!" There's even NO lip syncing. Just the jaw flapping up & down.

the guy that voices trevor from gta is the same guy who voices jake from this

6,666 comments?

I feel like a bad person for laughing at Mikey's death.......but then again I laughed so hard I cryed so idk

13:21 Using key indicators when it would be much easier to use words instead... WE GOT A GREAT PC PORT HERE, GUYS!

This is by no means a good game, but I don't think it's as bad as people make it out to be compared to others that have come out. Just saying it looks like it had potential, and some redeeming concepts. Not worth the money it costs though

12:08 laughing so hard omg :D

16:08, xD The childhood corrosion alert with David Cameron in the back. Aww man. lol

Ps2 games may have not got shadows or high res but I think they are actually are finished so you can play them

No, this is worse then Big Rigs.....

Did the developers not know about transitions?

Fly off to the right and explode! *starts dancing* Fly off to the right and explode! *slow-mo" Fly ooooffff to the riight and explooode!

When the bike exploded i giggled-when he laughed I DIED

I dont know why everyone hates this game is the best 10/10 ign XD

The game is so bad, that it was removed from Steam.

The intro is him driving down the road thinking about what hes recently done in his life...

It's like they tried to animate action figures. Everyone looks like plastic and they have about that level of physics and movement. It seems like the developers gave up halfway through, since the game jumps from action to action with no coherent plot or timeline. They just edited together the parts they actually finished.

I have never Played this should I buy it? to torcher myself but cant find it because its so BAD XD

this game is almost as bad as big rigs over the road racing.

"You look like a tree person" sent me into a massive giggling fit

I'm too scared to learn how to ride a motorcycle, now. Apparently they're very explosive!

This is definitely the worst game ever, look at IGN's rating, just 11/10!!!!!!

Big rigs is the best game ever Well pewdie said that

Because he superglued the trousers to his legs...

Lady: Look's like you nee some oiling Dan: you look like a tree person hahahaha

Please talk non-stop and comment about every grain of sand you see every second of the game. Oh a bird flew by, you must've missed it because you didn't say anything about it

this game is almost as bad as cod halo and destiny

10:40 there was a subway commercial playing next to me when you said that

I think that was the most civil argument I have ever seen anywhere. I tip my hat to both involved parties. Well played Sirs :D

dan started out so optimistic: o bless his little heart

12:11 fell off my chair and my mum thought I was having a seizure I was laughing so hard

funny thing that happened to me in this game I was in one of the later levels, there was a guy behind some glass, I shot the glass and it broke. I kept shooting him, point blanc, and nothing happened. Just so happened to be that while the glass had visually broke the physics of the glass still intact, there were bullet holes floating in mid air

"we have farming simulators engine, lets make a racing game out of it" some time later they made farm machine champions. Good god.

7:55 That's not the hulk... IT'S NAPPA!!!

12:10 The best laugh in the history of the universe....

Anyone notice that Nappa is leading the other biker gang?

"Game Link: No. Too awful. Avoid." Haha, love this guy.