Nerd³ Takes Ashens To Hell

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6 жыл бұрын

Terrible New Games He's Probably Never Heard Of:
/ nerdcubed
The Game:
www.samaritans.org
Live Streaming:
Twitch: / nerdcubed
Other Channels:
Dad³ Channel: / officialdadcubed
Toy Channel: / officiallynerdcubed
Official Site:
Nerd³ Site: nerdcubed.co.uk
Talking Bollocks:
Twitter: / dannerdcubed
Capitalism:
www.gametee.co.uk/category/ner...

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@NerevarOfficialReal 6 жыл бұрын

"It's time..." That is the most creepiest thing I have ever heard Dan say, and that's saying something...

@Pigness7 6 жыл бұрын

Arnt you already in hell?

@heydoeradio7298 6 жыл бұрын

As a guy who watched all of dessert bus I can vouch for this

@jaredf9542 6 жыл бұрын

Ashens to ashes, Dan to dust, we all burn, just them and us. POETRY

@thatoneweirdo5940 6 жыл бұрын

I like how Ashens slowly loses his bloody mind.

@judojamie379 3 жыл бұрын

I still think Ashens should've opened the fake phone and pretended he was being called on that

@fishpop 6 жыл бұрын

It would have been funnier if the phone Ashens answered was the one he was about to review.

@EightThreeEight 4 жыл бұрын

This is just 20 minutes of Ashens going "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and I'm okay with that.

@brendanrisney2449 6 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if they're cutting the footage, skipping the cutscenes, or if it's simply just that incoherent.

@Kyrisol 6 жыл бұрын

SAME I thought the running game was apart of ride to hell for a moment lol

@brendanrisney2449 6 жыл бұрын

I did for most of the time that they were playing it! It was only when they went to the second and third stage that I realized. I figured some guy accidentally made a runner and just put it in the game.

@CooroSnowFox 6 жыл бұрын

The magic of this game, all 3 are happening at the same time...

@Tachiiiiii 6 жыл бұрын

All 3

@DewMan001 Жыл бұрын

Why not all 3?

@wilczur335 6 жыл бұрын

Dan and Ashens playing crappy games? My body is ready.

@sixgunsam79 6 жыл бұрын

More videos like this. Watching Ashens play bad games is highly enjoyable. Your commentary is the cherry on top.

@epremier20050 6 жыл бұрын

If only Ashens have his "Terrible Old Games You Probably Never Heard Of" in video form again.

@Mearkk 6 жыл бұрын

The fact dan still has these games installed blows my mind

@mantle7395 6 жыл бұрын

Two NerdCubed uploads in the space of 24 hours!?!? , , , , , , What is this 2014 NerdCubed?

@ZCyberFawkes 6 жыл бұрын

It's really amusing to watch Ashens completely lose his composure over all of these games.

@UltimatePerfection 6 жыл бұрын

Ride to hell - gaming answer to The Room.

@BreakNeckNebula 6 жыл бұрын

QVear the room is so bad it's good. Ride to hell is just bad

@toad9229 6 жыл бұрын

*NO... NOOO.... NOOOOO... DO NOT WANT* , is now my favorite thing ashens has said

@coolender5923 6 жыл бұрын

dan has ascended to the highest plane of youtube content The secret was to simply have fun all along

@lwaves 6 жыл бұрын

In this week's episode: Not content with trying to break YT's algorithm, Dan sets about trying to break Ashens.

@ThatOneShortieHo 2 жыл бұрын

Very much aware it's not happening but I'd love to see another trip to hell with ashens

@LordUtsume 6 жыл бұрын

I would love to see more of ashen and nerd cubed

@McHeisenburger 6 жыл бұрын

You two need to play more games together.

@anumeon Жыл бұрын

It is nice of Dan to give Stuart a trip to Norway.. Hell is a lovely place

@maxwellhohensee9787 6 жыл бұрын

StuartAshen.exe has crashed. Please restart your Brown Couch CPU and wait 10 seconds for the NerdCubed logo to appear on screen.

@RursGaming 6 жыл бұрын

if only Nerd³ said "hello mom".

@thessie 6 ай бұрын

I have never seen footage of Ride to Hell before, holy shit Yahtzee wasn't wrong about it

@samholdsworth420 5 ай бұрын

This is amazing 🤩

@FirstnameLastname-zv2po 6 жыл бұрын

Please make this a series

@judojamie379 6 жыл бұрын

you missed a joke in the opening where he could've taken the phone out of the case and pretend that was phone

@VillaFanDan92 6 жыл бұрын

That awkward moment when you crash your plane into the sky.

@BloodfelX 6 жыл бұрын

Ashens then quits writing books about bad video games because he realised that Steam contains infinite trash.

@thomascooper48 6 жыл бұрын

BloodfelX right

@evillttlimp 6 жыл бұрын

Please force Ashens to play more terrible games

@elephantofdestiny8628 6 жыл бұрын

'Road to Hell: Retribution' is the 'The Room' of video games.

@rhysecardy6460 6 жыл бұрын

No, sonic 06 is

@Ryotaiku 6 жыл бұрын

I was hoping you'd get up to the shooting in Ride to Hell. That's where the game is at its worst.

@epremier20050 6 жыл бұрын

For a moment when i saw the title card, i thought, "are they already at hell with them doing advent calendars this month?"

@ClamThingy 5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure forcing someone to play this many crap games can be considered cruel and inhumane torture.

@andrewofarkansas2121 6 жыл бұрын

Ride to Hell is the "The Room" of videogames

@killerexe007 6 жыл бұрын

"So what did you think of Air control?"

@kaerus7096 6 жыл бұрын

The last game was just a compilation of Ashens saying some variations of "WHAT?!"

@sirunknown2142 6 жыл бұрын

*cries* *plugs book* *resumes crying* Man I love Ashens.

@Taolan8472 6 жыл бұрын

Consummate professional, that man.

@clairifedverified2513 5 жыл бұрын

"So, what did you think of Air Control?" *WHAT?*

@bengreen8277 6 жыл бұрын

my favourite part part of this video is when stuart just keeps saying "WHAT THE FUCK!"

@clairifedverified2513 5 жыл бұрын

So, How did you like Air Control?" *WHAT?*

@shortbreadhead 6 жыл бұрын

man, you should continue this series alongside the advent calendar for now! Get them ready! This is perfect! The series ashens never expected haha

@shortbreadhead 6 жыл бұрын

Please guys help get this seen by Dan, I think it's a great idea!

@FranciumBoron 5 жыл бұрын

*Main character chases dude and guy hides in a garage thingy and gate closes* Ashens: Oh no, not a bit of aluminium... 😒 Jake: Shit!

@Judokast36 6 жыл бұрын

Poor Ashens, thinking those bad old games stopped in 1986, well, count on Dan to show him the error of his thinking! lol

@propellhatt 6 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering if Ride to Hell can be considered "The Room" of games. Tommy Wiseau should also make a movie based on this game. It would be spectacular

@Brainwave101 6 жыл бұрын

Ole Fardal Except the room is actually entertaining

@thomascooper48 6 жыл бұрын

Doesn't the game become less funny and just really shit and also compelety broken as the game goes on?

@BenLapidus2613 3 жыл бұрын

We NEED a sequel to this. Ashens is one of the best comedians in my opinion and combining his humor with horrible games is pure gold.

@squweebybeebitz3289 6 жыл бұрын

Every since Dan stopped making videos daily his video quality has been so much better.

@leeaddovitz6712 6 жыл бұрын

Isaac Penn nice profile pic

@nooneatall7729 6 жыл бұрын

“What” -Ashens 2017

@TheEmeraldApe 6 жыл бұрын

God, I remember Dan playing these years ago. Not memories I wanted to come back tbh.

@jacquelineharkiss1018 6 жыл бұрын

This was the funniest video I've watched in a long time. Would love to see more videos with Ashens playing terrible games! You guys make a very entertaining duo, game grumps better watch out

@giggums4803 6 жыл бұрын

These games cost real money

@pale2457 6 жыл бұрын

ACTUAL MONEY.

@BigTylt 6 жыл бұрын

Keith Croft MONEY THAT COULD FEED A FAMILY OF FOUR FOR A DAY.

@adiscardedboot725 6 жыл бұрын

Pick 1: Instant $1 million Or At some point in your life, Dan rings your phone and says "It's tiiime"

@lordbaemon1467 6 жыл бұрын

degrgurpguerg so hard to choose dan calling me wins by a slight margine

@obliviousotterI 6 жыл бұрын

Depends on if anything happens after that call, and what. Though with a million dollars I could get a private video by funding his book.

@Ellisika 5 жыл бұрын

you know with an instant million, I could probably just hire Dan to talk to me instead of just saying “it’s time.” And then hanging up.

@codyjackalope8464 5 жыл бұрын

1 mil. Big nerd fan but i could do so much good

@xpeter123xplaysonyoutube 6 жыл бұрын

I always knew Dan was santa.

@09philj 6 жыл бұрын

Ride to Hell was developed in Dunston, Gateshead, not far from where I live. On behalf of the North East of England, I apologise for this mess.

@Formoka 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best collabs on youtube. I love these two.

@punkhyena2824 6 жыл бұрын

A long time ago the airline leaders met and THERE WAS WAR

@wallofnyc 6 жыл бұрын

It was nice, and yet sad, to see fresh meat thrown into the mill like this. Get an unsuspecting target's genuine response. Wonderful.

@moltenharddrive8880 6 жыл бұрын

"You survived the catastroph" And I'm literally dying XD

@weareharbinger914 6 жыл бұрын

This was pretty funny. I'm more surprised anyone managed to get that far through air control more than anything.

@Adumb_ 6 жыл бұрын

I Remember Dan playing all of these.

@Captain.Scarlet 6 жыл бұрын

Yes we demand more Dan!!

@Faedrian 6 жыл бұрын

The perfect homage to everyone's favorite episodes of NerdCubed's Hell.

@EljackoGaming 6 жыл бұрын

This is a trip down memory lane...I didn't realize that memory lane was so hellish and firey though. I was just trying to get back to amnesia boulevard, I just can't remember where it is

@willburnett4417 6 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a series!

@littler0q 6 жыл бұрын

Dan you broke Ashens Good job I didn't think it was possible

@DigitalImpostor 6 жыл бұрын

I always suspected Dan was the devil.

@cmd2tuts 6 жыл бұрын

Ashens, Dan, and the AVGN 2018.

@Heather420 6 жыл бұрын

More of this!! You two need to play more hell games together!

@firestormdb 6 жыл бұрын

When I heard that bell at the beginning, I was expecting the Monty Python theme to play.

@jamie7323 6 жыл бұрын

I just smiled when I saw ride to hell show up on my screen

@sambience6854 6 жыл бұрын

What happened to the N3 slowly decends into madness sub plot?

@cmd2tuts 6 жыл бұрын

That wasn't a sub-plot. That was real life.

@Distruptor18 6 жыл бұрын

And considering this video I think it's still going.

@neoneviscerator2330 3 жыл бұрын

I swear "Thug" at 4:46 is the same character model as the guy from "Alien Wasteland" or whatever that bugged to shit game was called where you collect one fuel can and that's the whole game.

@shadophaxx2401 Ай бұрын

Both games look like they could be in the same universe

@suspicioustoaster3766 6 жыл бұрын

I have an idea, for a new completes: Papers Please

@GrijzePilion 6 жыл бұрын

Stuart does a hell of a Schwarzenegger impression.

@Narmatonia 6 жыл бұрын

He actually did surprisingly well at Accidental Runner

@Dilandau3000 6 жыл бұрын

It's like the creators of this Ride to Hell were saying "Right, we're going to do motorcycle combat. At least we can't be worse at it than Full Throttle." And then, they managed to be worse anyway.

@zerpent5767 6 жыл бұрын

I need a video where Dan, Ashens and Emma all do something

@azakv2538 6 жыл бұрын

yes that needs to happen or i will commit the suicides

@cakeisamadeupdrug6134 6 жыл бұрын

Won't happen. Emma gets upset when people notice that the only videos she puts up are Demma, and then proceeds to never put any other videos up.

@gferrol118 6 жыл бұрын

It's a shame you didn't get him to play sonic 06

@BurntFaceMan 6 жыл бұрын

"Space to launch engines" does kinda follow on the lines of "Push F to pay respects"

@katie2940 6 жыл бұрын

@IAmTheNocturnal 6 жыл бұрын

Please do another one of these because this was fucking hilarious

@Combicon 6 жыл бұрын

"He was a man who couldn't stop running...acidentally" So...forest gump?

@exxcalibur 6 жыл бұрын

That ending, RIP Headphone users.

@fishum6483 6 жыл бұрын

Clearly the best ashens intro.

@hullian1113 6 жыл бұрын

this game costs real money

@BruceSkagsteen 6 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen Ashens so confused. It’s amazing.

@hellonearth-thehistoryofwa1270 6 жыл бұрын

Soon: Terrible new games, you;ve probably heard of.

@RYNOCIRATOR_V5 6 жыл бұрын

Destiny 2

@hellonearth-thehistoryofwa1270 6 жыл бұрын

Death to loot boxes, even the "cosmetic" ones

@sarahcuthel 6 жыл бұрын

She's got a jumpsuit on!

@matt666pbone 6 жыл бұрын

I scrolled down at that exact moment and saw that...

@cormacmolyneaux6021 6 жыл бұрын

I saw the tittle and dropped everything to watch

@zakattack658 6 жыл бұрын

Welcome Dan, Ashens, we've been expecting you both

@blobbem 6 жыл бұрын

This whole video is gold from start to finish. Ashens' reaction during the final game is perfect.

@crittermoded 6 жыл бұрын

Oh my god this is hilarious, I've heard him perplexed and baffled before but this is great

@jonothanthrace1530 6 жыл бұрын

I don't think this footage was edited, this is all happening realtime.

@Demumbraisapedo Жыл бұрын

I love how nerd and Stuarts relationship is based off stupid daft stuff like this

@SHADOWGUY425 6 жыл бұрын

Now we need Dan to make Ashens play Alien wasteland

@MASTERSHADOWLINX 6 жыл бұрын

I've always wondered, was Air Control simply made by a guy who was a huge fan of Roblox and found out about Unity or something?

@ediodimacaroni 6 жыл бұрын

Probably didn't know how to make a Roblox game either.

@MASTERSHADOWLINX 6 жыл бұрын

Probably.

@WyvernWolfe 6 жыл бұрын

It's a nostalgia video for the best of the worst of Hell's Series

@tomwest241 6 жыл бұрын

More of these videos with Ashes please....and then more again.

@benelliott9770 6 жыл бұрын

20 minutes of Ashens being confused

@adamb5879 6 жыл бұрын

Worlds longest powerslide is 2hours, 11min 8 seconds long, saved you a google

@d1scordia 6 жыл бұрын

no phone call with mother 0/10

@vonnebula6188 6 жыл бұрын

That biker game thing looks like it was made by a 13 year old’s wet dream, turned into reality by him doing the voicing and his cousin doing the female voices

@blondepotatoboi 6 жыл бұрын

Von Nebula - I can only hope they didn't do the motion capture for *those* bits...