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@edbassmaster 4 ай бұрын

I love this guys expressions. I was in tears when we were editing. I honestly don’t know how I keep a straight face, it’s like I’m not even there. 😂

@anothergamingchannel2656 4 ай бұрын

He looks like he's rethinking every life choice he ever made that lead him up to this very moment happening 😂

@danpineda4447 4 ай бұрын

Give me a heart ❤️

@prepre3308 4 ай бұрын

I zoomed in on his facial expressions the whole time 😂 When are you planning to do an Always Teste?

@Smosherx3 4 ай бұрын

Hes like "damn i shouldve took the other street like i wanted to" @@anothergamingchannel2656

@Mkbshg8 4 ай бұрын

Funniest reaction yet. Pretty sure he was tripping balls lol

@MeditationalState 4 ай бұрын

This guy is in excruciating pain listening to you, haven't seen one better 😂

@michaelscottland4239 4 ай бұрын

He almost transcendent into his meditative state without him even knowing.

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, it was sickening to useless people that have no emotion

@mattb9664 4 ай бұрын

You can see it when he first looks down at the dash--he knows he's in for a long story and to just go with it instead of being rude. Been there so many times.

@thomashauer6804 4 ай бұрын

it was a steady start and then i completely lost it at "the kitten actually broke its back bc it fell out of a tree. so he had to nurse this thing back to health for 2 years dude" lmao i swar i never laughed so hard ever omg the imagination of some randome guy nursing a lil kitten with special needs year after year like some heroic comig of age novel.. i imagined it like a dream-sequence in anchorman2 ..or like the movie trailers in tropic thunder lol

@TimmyTurner421 4 ай бұрын

@@thomashauer6804😂

@sprusz95 4 ай бұрын

Ed: Can I finish? Guy : Sure...😐

@user-mi4yc7pr3x 4 ай бұрын

😐😐

@DefeatLust 4 ай бұрын

2:25 if anyone wants the time 😂

@tauruschorus 4 ай бұрын

This cracked me tf up 😅

@djslip_irie 4 ай бұрын

This bit killed 😂

@dive2drive314 4 ай бұрын

"To make a long story short....err actually, to backtrack..."

@ozzstars_cars 4 ай бұрын

Nobody has talked to that guy that much ever.

@dustinwillis3261 4 ай бұрын

Haha so True !!!😂😂😂

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

And so sad with all the untruths

@Paul-fq4mm 4 ай бұрын

Right, probably said to himself this is why I don't go out lol rationalizes to himself this is why he has no friends lol

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

@@Paul-fq4mm Assumptions

@Paul-fq4mm 4 ай бұрын

@@miket4535 Was just a joke calm down

@aelfwealld 4 ай бұрын

Ed had that guy considering self deletion just to get out of that conversation haha

@TheLuckyShepherd 4 ай бұрын

I use to do that job, they have to drive to about 50+ places a day, they are always in a rush! Lots of guys just pull up, scan the tag and leave. 😂

@NachoLibreboy1 4 ай бұрын

Bro hates side quests 😂

@dewitubeX1 4 ай бұрын

@@NachoLibreboy1

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

Leave the guy alone and stick to things that don't inflict emotional harm on people. I found this segment rather appalling.

@aelfwealld 4 ай бұрын

@@miket4535 This has to be Ed on a different account trolling. Appalling? Inflicting emotional harm? Are you for real haha

@classicmanlifestyle 4 ай бұрын

his face is priceless, poor guy felt helpless

@MrShaneleo 4 ай бұрын

Lol

@georiv2834 4 ай бұрын

Lol😂

@savsavduecefour5975 4 ай бұрын

😂

@chemicalimbalance7030 4 ай бұрын

Mans was reliving Ed’s life in real time.

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, unfortunately, Ed made him feel hopeless. Sick new Ed

@user-qc6wi3dw5x 4 ай бұрын

His facial expressions are hilarious😂🤣 Ed’s the GOAT

@radfoo72 4 ай бұрын

excruciating pain. lol

@bryceripley3040 4 ай бұрын

lmao its so funny that there are people out there like this for real. @@radfoo72

@richardbaker_0086 4 ай бұрын

Probably one of my hardest laughs yet. Absolute medicine. 🙏

@danpineda4447 4 ай бұрын

💊

@mikerobinson8734 4 ай бұрын

True 😂

@edbassmaster 4 ай бұрын

I was crying inside

@danpineda4447 4 ай бұрын

@@edbassmaster give me a heart ❤️

@jrock2460 4 ай бұрын

The best medicine imaginable. Made my day and then some.

@apapz3245 4 ай бұрын

Ed getting his card guard with this one

@danpineda4447 4 ай бұрын

Flip it

@apapz3245 4 ай бұрын

@@danpineda4447 I got it pal give me a break

@Paddyjay12 4 ай бұрын

It's cart guard, no?

@junvervasig 4 ай бұрын

nah! its Security Guard guard

@jedigreg4636 4 ай бұрын

I think you mean card card, speaking of cards when I went on a cruise last month they had a magic show and instead of playing cards they sawed a woman in half and she lived no scars. True story.

@JR-ze1fv 4 ай бұрын

I actually know a lady like this. When she calls our office at work we all fight over who has to answer and talk to her. She'll just go off on tangents forever.

@anklejive5380 4 ай бұрын

That’s edna bassmaster

@louskunt9798 4 ай бұрын

@@anklejive5380😂🤣😂✌️

@jedigreg4636 4 ай бұрын

Going off on a tangent is the first sine of madness.

@JR-ze1fv 4 ай бұрын

@@jedigreg4636 Haha I see what you did there...

@ebonistaryce6739 4 ай бұрын

I have customers call me all the time just to chit chat like this 😂. I be getting hella shit done in the meantime.

@kevinr.3542 4 ай бұрын

Freaking hilarious. Dude makes comedy happen naturally and its better than any scripted, written comedy sketch you see on SNL today. And he has no team of writers or genius producers helping. He's just out there in the world being hilarious and funny.

@edbassmaster 4 ай бұрын

Yank you so much

@250ratc4 4 ай бұрын

That's what I appreciate the most about him!!

@scottbaker-ScottyB 4 ай бұрын

I took a speech class in college , had to do a ten minute speech. You would have Aced that class man ! Outstanding.

@MarcusAurelius7777 4 ай бұрын

Trump can do this for an hour easily. You just have to relax more when speaking.

@gudlukkay 4 ай бұрын

@@MarcusAurelius7777 who cares.

@daveydave530 3 ай бұрын

@@MarcusAurelius7777damn get his nuts out your mouth

@INDRIDCOLD83 4 ай бұрын

I can physically see that guys anxiety skyrocketing lmfao!

@KetsaKunta 4 ай бұрын

"His brother in law was sleeping with his wife" 😂 his own sister??

@BustyBeaver 4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Earl_E_Burd 4 ай бұрын

Apparently he found out some bad news that he, his ex-wife was fkn his brother

@dustinwatkins7843 4 ай бұрын

lmao I didn't even catch that

@formxr 4 ай бұрын

I don't think you know what a brother in law is

@ZackWilliams_TheProducer 4 ай бұрын

Brother in law is your sister's husband man. There's no rule that you must be married to your brother in laws sister last time I checked.

@ronaldmcdonald3528 4 ай бұрын

this is a great one. the trick is to never stop talking, because once you have a little silence, even for a second in between sentences, that will be their window to say they have to go or something.so you just have to keep talking

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

And keep antagonizing the person when in reality Ed was the fool

@TimmyTurner421 4 ай бұрын

@@miket4535 this hurt you on an emotional level 😂

@ronaldmcdonald3528 4 ай бұрын

that guy complains the music is too loud at parties@@TimmyTurner421

@armyuvme 4 ай бұрын

I totally appreciate how hard it must be to not break character. He's nothing short of a pro.

@jamesdt1980 4 ай бұрын

I hope this never ends

@savagemantis9060 4 ай бұрын

Ed is a master at this, what a talent to freestyle these stories lol

@gurshwin24 4 ай бұрын

The security guy was so fed up😂

@chrishultgren777 4 ай бұрын

zero social skills. what is wrong with people under 40???

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

Unfortunately Ed went too far

@floridianman 4 ай бұрын

@@chrishultgren777we hate everyone

@dillybar6561 4 ай бұрын

@@chrishultgren777the younger generations don’t seem to know how to grease the wheels of civil society probably due to the fact that most of them are too far up their own asses to care. Revive civil values and watch society prosper. Don’t, and this is what you get, sadly.

@jedigreg4636 4 ай бұрын

I think you mean security guard card.

@davidsant5729 4 ай бұрын

That was a Home Run Ed! Man my belly didn't stop rocking for five minutes. Genius Comedy. Thank You!

@LIVINGCROC14 4 ай бұрын

"I'm just almost finished, can I finish? " 😂😂😂 Ed is a mess

@ELJEFFE904 4 ай бұрын

Ed Bassmaster the living legend. Funniest dude on KZfaq. Love ya Ed!

@edbassmaster 4 ай бұрын

Love ya too

@Matthew36959 4 ай бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in a bit. Thank you so much, Ed. That dude was like WTF is going on here. 😂😂😂

@Matthew36959 3 ай бұрын

Just watched this again 3 weeks later and still just as funny if not more. The fact Ed had the balls to troll him on the whole guard card ordeal. 😂😂😂

@HalloweenFreak31 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@conth3ory301 4 ай бұрын

5 minutes can last for ever... Words of Wisdom.

@bw8035 4 ай бұрын

That's what she said

@louskunt9798 4 ай бұрын

@@bw8035🤣😂✌️

@louniko7395 4 ай бұрын

These are always painful to watch but I love it

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, this was painful when you have empathy

@JSRJS 4 ай бұрын

Gotta give it to the guy...he was way more patient than most.

@MrShaneleo 4 ай бұрын

He had no choice but to be patient

@did182 4 ай бұрын

He was honest, polite, genuine ("I hear what you're saying, but I've got other sh1t to do")

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

@@MrShaneleo Everyone has choices fool

@Scouserboots 4 ай бұрын

I appreciate how that guy listening held up. Kept cool, zoned out, blank responses due to zoned out, very nicely done. Now that's how you listen!

@geshlam2008 4 ай бұрын

The guys face 🤣🤣🤣

@z-z-z-z 4 ай бұрын

he looked disheveled...

@wjb111 4 ай бұрын

The guys hair 😂

@joeshmoe2746 4 ай бұрын

@@wjb111you just mad you ain't got any old man

@jasonfrye8790 Ай бұрын

@joeshmoe2746 here everyone is watching a funny video and commenting about it and then you slide in with a Duech bag comment. There’s always one.

@joeshmoe2746 Ай бұрын

@@jasonfrye8790 Jason Frye sounds like a good name for your trans son

@dandeman46 4 ай бұрын

Da GOAT 🐐!!!

@youknowcrimedontpay9257 4 ай бұрын

Dude my belly hurts from laughing when I watch you in action.

@KenKaniff-dw4jw 4 ай бұрын

Im in tears. The guys facial expressions

@youknowcrimedontpay9257 Ай бұрын

@@KenKaniff-dw4jw I began laughing after I just saw your comment. So true bro this guy is hilarious. The craziest part is most of his victims actually beleive him.

@DaneMarshall56377 4 ай бұрын

Lol when he slowly starts driving off when Ed’s still telling the story

@chrishultgren777 4 ай бұрын

GenZ everyone, give em a hand ✋️

@jjhaya 4 ай бұрын

An inch a second and Ed wouldn't have noticed 😂.

@FromTheHood2TheWoods 4 ай бұрын

Card card

@Hori.tiki.tours. 4 ай бұрын

Ed's the man...how come he aint an actor?? 2 real for hollywood lol😂🎉❤

@mikerobinson8734 4 ай бұрын

Dude banks more on KZfaq than some of the highest paid actors

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

@@mikerobinson8734 Yeah, ok. Try again, but with reality

@zbridgjpxupzm 4 ай бұрын

@@mikerobinson8734Highest paid actors make over $20 mil a year. according to Socialblade estimation, this channel makes 500K a year.

@aowowoiae 4 ай бұрын

Ed actually makes at least 7 million per youtube short@@miket4535

@mustangsally2048 4 ай бұрын

Unreal psh

@risingabove1096 4 ай бұрын

You tortured that dude. He didn't know how to get out of that. It's Friday for me. LOL!

@jamescombs2118 4 ай бұрын

Mayor said "He cannot harbor a kitten" 😂😂😂

@MrShaneleo 4 ай бұрын

It was ridiculous

@jibsnow1764 4 ай бұрын

The people in your never ending stories always have most tragic situations...broken necks, amputations, lawsuits....this was gold ed

@dive2drive314 4 ай бұрын

I love how he lulls them with a boring story then suddenly hits them with a morbid tragedy. It sort of forces them to have to care about what he's saying, except for this guy 😂

@ramdjow2882 4 ай бұрын

The second you walked up to that car that guy had a look of fear, despair, and annoyance and it only got worse as the conversation continued

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

Exactly, only worse. Not funny ...FK ED, he went too far. Empathy is lost

@ramdjow2882 4 ай бұрын

@@miket4535 Pranksters have to push the boundaries to some degree. Ed plays a character and genuinely doesn’t like to stray away from it - even if someone is visibly mad or angry. If the guy started crying that would be a whole different story. Speaking of which, is that you in the car in the video? If so, that would make this video 10x funnier

@user-gt9qo6wm8r 4 ай бұрын

These stories keep getting better and better

@NelsonVanDweller 4 ай бұрын

A week later ed becomes his new coworker telling him endless stories everyday.

@KidFresh71 4 ай бұрын

"Dude, are you serious? I'm in the middle of telling you a story! I'm just making conversation my man, that's all." Ed actually got me feeling mad at homey for peeling out in his face.

@mattnelson4387 4 ай бұрын

Every one of these is one massively entertaining exercise in psychology and human interaction! Please don't ever stop!!!

@backtoconstitution1 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 "the kitten broke his back" 😂😂 I'm dying over here

@stephenalex4345 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Maddemonl666 4 ай бұрын

The look of discuss on this guys face is priceless lol

@gurshwin24 4 ай бұрын

Disgust

@clintenos 4 ай бұрын

His look of discuss was absolutely mine bending

@mugsys 4 ай бұрын

He was completely discussted by what Ed was discussing!

@Maddemonl666 4 ай бұрын

@mugsys 😆 🤣 😂, your ain't lying, shit was too funny bro

@JCEE7737 4 ай бұрын

@@clintenosfor all intensive purposes it’s spelled “mined binding”. The look of discuss

@StandForTruth205 4 ай бұрын

Dude acts like one of those predators that Alex Rosen catches 😂😂😂

@YoUnOkNoWoK 4 ай бұрын

Exactly Fr FR

@J_H72 4 ай бұрын

I was thinking more of a pedo than anything else

@NullScar 4 ай бұрын

@YoUnOkNoWoK wrong! Fr fr fr! It's for reeeal. 4real. Really

@whiteboy49 4 ай бұрын

Right 😂

@nymetsfan912 4 ай бұрын

LMAO maybe that’s the next episode

@BustyBeaver 4 ай бұрын

I know Ed Bassmaster is the GOAT, but maaaan did this crack me tf UP 😂😂😂

@groguwolf9321 4 ай бұрын

Huge fan Ed. Love your videos, they always make my day better

@criticalthinker1123 4 ай бұрын

Until you find out it's staged, like I did. I wish I never found out, not funny anymore

@NamelessFG 4 ай бұрын

@althinker1123 its not staged lol, how did you even find out it was "staged"?

@jrock2460 4 ай бұрын

@@criticalthinker1123get some help you creep.

@jrock2460 4 ай бұрын

I almost fell flat on my face off my chair in the middle of a busy coffee shop while watching this today. You found another WONDERFUL guy for this. Absolutely made my day. Best channel by a mile.

@dive2drive314 4 ай бұрын

Lol. The rest of the people in the coffee shop were missing out.

@shinobi3964 4 ай бұрын

Forever underrated!!! We love u Ed

@dive2drive314 4 ай бұрын

😂 the story turned tragedy always gets me. This poor guy's emotions weren't ready.

@bogey19018 4 ай бұрын

That dude was ready to explode.😆

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

Thankfully he didn't that you know of. Ed just became sick instead of funny

@JasonRuppVlog 4 ай бұрын

Lol always love some Ed Bassmaster.

@jasonfrye8790 Ай бұрын

Ed is by far the funniest dude out here right now, and he’s been doing it for years now and it never gets old!! It’s crazy how just these skits can literally turn your day around!! Thanks Mr. Bassmaster!!!!

@joshuaduenas5957 4 ай бұрын

Ed goes from one story to another seamlessly and without delay. He's a mastermind at improv.

@Chevychase21 4 ай бұрын

“Flip it “ 😂

@ruckin3 4 ай бұрын

3 minutes later, the guard was seen jumping off the roof of the city's tallest building screaming "guard card"!

@FromTheHood2TheWoods 4 ай бұрын

Hahaaaaaahah

@dive2drive314 4 ай бұрын

card gard

@jwkoreaguy 4 ай бұрын

This is absolutely gold, his best work. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks ed

@nickk4010 4 ай бұрын

"I want to do my job and go home" I felt the pain from his soul of trying to leave the conversation😂

@chrishultgren777 4 ай бұрын

Tell that to the draft board in 1968

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

@chrishultgren441 Thank you for that. Ed crossed the line

@JosephDeVaughn 4 ай бұрын

@@miket4535 stfu dude could have left anytime soft

@dustinwillis3261 4 ай бұрын

LMAO Spoon fed a Kitten 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

@FaithMakeupQueen 4 ай бұрын

Absolutely best one yet !!! Thank you for the laugh. I needed it today.😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

@mugsys 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for another great video, Edward!

@McSuperRoy 4 ай бұрын

You need to do this in the UK. We’re so polite we’d listen for hours 😂

@Eagles.Fan.Since.Super.Bowl.52 4 ай бұрын

First time I cried since hacky claus. Holy moly! ✝️

@donovanweaver2436 4 ай бұрын

Laughter is the best medicine and dr. Ed, always brings it! 🤣😂

@MambaLMHS 4 ай бұрын

Keep doing your thing Ed. True OG in the game always gets me rolling

@Liq38 4 ай бұрын

This is becoming my favorite bit...I don't know how Ed just does all this on the fly.

@AndyC1 4 ай бұрын

Now Ed will be a security guard telling never ending stories..

@403greenstreet3 4 ай бұрын

This was hilarious! you gotta do more of these never ending stories 😂

@alectriciti 3 ай бұрын

This one was both hilarious and painful. But I absolutely lost it at the Guard Card bit. Right when I thought you used every variation you pull "Security Guard Card" lmao

@jeremydedrick4054 4 ай бұрын

This would be a killer skit to do with Ed sitting at a bar

@Umbrello 4 ай бұрын

Ed, Im literally dying over here. One of the best yet!

@scoon2117 4 ай бұрын

I love how the guy was looking directly at the camera the whole time

@AO-LetsGo- 4 ай бұрын

Yooo Ed please don’t stop this one was a banger! Card card guard guard lol

@Samuel_S_Hirsch 4 ай бұрын

The guy in the car is thinking: this dude is a nutcase..

@dive2drive314 4 ай бұрын

As soon as he mentioned the kitten thing reaching the supreme court you could see the guys eyebrows jump right off his face 😂

@jackblum8809 4 ай бұрын

this one is great! Thanks for such great content!!!!

@bisket2003 4 ай бұрын

This story changed that guys life......... and I don't think for the better.

@Jimbobjankowicz 4 ай бұрын

Wow! Brilliant!

@SkemeKOS 4 ай бұрын

That was quite brutal!

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

Too! Fk Ed

@aaronscott2278 4 ай бұрын

These 3 and 5 minute videos are a tease lol much love and respect 🙏

@dive2drive314 4 ай бұрын

I want whole movies with Ed doing his stuff.

@RayRayHam 4 ай бұрын

I always save your videos to my watch later so I can take the proper time to appreciate your comedy 😂

@LittleNicky558 4 ай бұрын

Watching this while I’m Hangry trying to make dinner and you actually had me laughing out loud

@JohnSmith-cc3ud 4 ай бұрын

Eds commitment to characters is A1 lol

@element5092 4 ай бұрын

The way he keeps em on the hook is unparalleled. 😭

@RyannSosaa 4 ай бұрын

Thank you Ed!

@user-qc6wi3dw5x 4 ай бұрын

While ed was distracting this security guard, someone was breaking into the property😂🤣

@miket4535 4 ай бұрын

Ed doesn't care, as long as his unempathetic ramblings went on and put money in his pocket. Sick

@johnhughes3963 4 ай бұрын

I love these never ending stories!

@xsportankara9907 2 ай бұрын

Such a nice guy very patient.

@burlybear2692 2 ай бұрын

straight out politeness, i like to see his expression after the prank 😆

@robzoomi8304 4 ай бұрын

Ed , Thanks for making my night 😂😂 This 1 was GOLD!

@MusicForTheBroken 4 ай бұрын

Dude I’ve been watching you for like a decade or something. Love your stuff!

@typoclerk 4 ай бұрын

Ed.. you're finally making this bit work. And it's really funny. This guy's blank stare reactions are hilarious too.

@ADAMAXiUS 4 ай бұрын

I love how "almost finished" is the middle of the video 🤣🤣

@Dev-In-Denver123 4 ай бұрын

I was laughing so hard while watching this I was crying. Ed you’re still the best on youtube.

@andrewneel7411 4 ай бұрын

Loved all of this one!

@BLLEman 4 ай бұрын

This has to be one of the best ones so far.

@ToniSkit 4 ай бұрын

Man this video is likes Ed’s career - it keeps going and going- impressive

@tifefaromika711 4 ай бұрын

Omg, that guy was on the last edge listening to you Ed. Love you man 😂😂😂😂

@fraktalfabrik 4 ай бұрын

It's clear that this guy is "security". He's a strong alpha male with superior willpower and high confidence. Not afraid of conflict he takes charge and ends the conversation. This is the guy I want to guard my business. Polite enough to hold the door open while they move the loot...