3 more days till the surgery , will let everyone know how it goes. Would be super awesome if can get this video to 25k views in the meantime :)
@JohnSmith-kg2rt Жыл бұрын
Hope it goes well and you have a speedy recovery
@CT-1035 Жыл бұрын
Hope it all goes well, and stay safe
@vot1022 Жыл бұрын
Get well soon
@mojavegreen2072 Жыл бұрын
Are you nervous?
@julonkrutor4649 Жыл бұрын
Be well
@Vulpine407 Жыл бұрын
"Cousin Worf, have you tried this new video game?" "No. And you should not either." "Why not?" "I know humans..."
@cybercifrado3 ай бұрын
I heard hat in Michael Dorn and Tony Todd's voices. 😀
@Unknown.NotRegistered Жыл бұрын
The story missed the best explanation for how clans attempting to back stab each other can destroy a rival empire in a video game: "I against my brother, my brother and I against our cousin, and us 3 against the world." One should never give humanity a common goal to unite against.
@cgi2002 Жыл бұрын
The counter though is occasionally you will see the logic of "the enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy, no more, no less". All depends on if your enemies enemy has done something to make you think you might be next.
@austintaylor7765 Жыл бұрын
😊
@erankaguri8621 Жыл бұрын
Quark in ST ds9 had a similar take on humans. "You take away their luxurties and they'll put klingons to shame." I'm paraphrasing.
@kgmotte2363 Жыл бұрын
Didn't Quark also Add in as a note that he was Flabbergasted at the Evils that Humans were capable of and did in their past, such as Slavery. "As Much as every other species out there likes to look down on us Ferengi for being immoral, but at least we never Did that!" (Paraphrasing as well)... While Also Conveniently ignoring how his own people treat their Females and how he's Literally Exploiting his Brother LIKE a Slave as he's saying it...
@bragnir Жыл бұрын
@@kgmotte2363 That's the thing, though: Ferengi workers don't want to end the exploitation: they want to become the exploiters themselves. They "play by the rules of the game," in a highly aggressive, yet organized society- and are always careful when upheaving something, not to do too much, least the price of their gold-pressed-Latinum drop. Humans, on the other hand, will take completely self-destructive and collective-destructive actions just to get at someone they hate enough. Quark was also notably shocked to learn that Humans would irradiate their own planet.
@FLMKane Жыл бұрын
@@kgmotte2363 Quark paid his brother. He cheated him, he didn't enslave him. Big fucking difference
@Beerbottles123 Жыл бұрын
He also was horrified by the fact that human Irradiated their own planet and yet impressed they are able to market poisons (cigarettes) as a commodity.
@michaeldayman682 Жыл бұрын
@@bragniroddly enough human slaves, when freed would go on to own slaves of their own with pride.
@mezec4317 Жыл бұрын
I just have the image in my head of a Klingon smashing his fists into the table at yet another defeat, his voice raising into a howl while cursing the gamertag of some child.
@zacharyhawley1693 Жыл бұрын
Who glassed his last world because it was in the way of backstabbing another faction.
@Chokah Жыл бұрын
"May you burn in the fires of Gre'thor Kissmysack42069!"
@jayoballes3547 Жыл бұрын
Damn you, Ghengisqueef452!
@swimmingmide Жыл бұрын
All while a 12 year old is spamming the chat with racist remarks and shit posting. I block most game general chat to avoid that kind of hate that only kids and terrible adults can say.
@SarJulem Жыл бұрын
Well no duh, children would kick Klingon butt. They just taunt them at every given opportunity and cause Klingons to go to war at the children's terms while ignoring the Klingon taunts... Imagine the possible interchanges between them. "Face me in combat you little scum sucker"!" "Can't, mum's calling me to dinner. Will pwn your ass later..." " Ugggh! Infuriating little p'taq! I will rend you asunder when you next come online!".
@hamsta11 Жыл бұрын
For Klingons, war is an art and way of life. For humans, war is a game and a way to pass time between other vices.
@ThelostMirage Жыл бұрын
There are no lengths a human shall not go to in pursuit of their hobbies, their passions and their entertainments. When war is a game, Your life becomes a Joke and your species becomes a Kill Count.
@thomashiggins9320 Жыл бұрын
"Once upon a time, in the earliest days of interplanetary exploration, an unarmed human vessel was set upon by a warship from the planet Kzin. But the Kzinti learned the hard way that the reason humanity had given up war was that they were so very, very *good* at it." 😈
@ahh_yes_mr_bax Жыл бұрын
Fantastic book
@Just_Tired Жыл бұрын
@@ahh_yes_mr_bax What book? Please tell me the title and author
@ahh_yes_mr_bax Жыл бұрын
@@Just_Tired im so sorry. I would have mentioned it if i remembered. I just KNOW ive read the book way back when i was in Iraq. My squad leader loaned it to me.
@leechowning27129 ай бұрын
The Author is Larry Niven, and that quote is from one of his books in the Known Space anthologies. But honestly, any of his books are worth the read. Lucifers Hammer and Footfall are some of my favorites.
@johnwatrous30589 ай бұрын
@@leechowning2712 Great SCIFI author. You should check out B.V. Larson's books.
@rossdavies8250 Жыл бұрын
That story was too accurate not to touch a nerve. One thing I fear in myself is that I could become a believer, a cultist, a fanatic. I suppose the seed is in all of us.
@uncletiggermclaren7592 Жыл бұрын
Thing to do, is pick a "cause" beforehand and commit to it with an open mind and you full good will. I have been King Arthur's' man for the most of my life. While one true man of Camelot endures, the Table Round will always stand.
@iLikeCoffee777 Жыл бұрын
Oh it definitely is... I spent many years as councillor and one of the biggest fears I heard people express was not that they were weak but that they were too powerful and would actually cause harm. Self-sabotage was and is absolutely rampant for this reason!
@elmodelo101 Жыл бұрын
It is, emotions (like fear or anger) are deeper in our soul than rational thinking, and faster. When your leaders point to an enemy, most people don't stop to think about the reasons for the conflict, they fear for their survival and attack irrationally.
@elduquecaradura1468 Жыл бұрын
that's because we don't have "a seed" Ross, we are the planters xD
@garrisonmoncher5461 Жыл бұрын
The elder told the child 'there are two wolves inside of us, one is of hatred, fear, anger, and sorrow. The other is full of joy, forgiveness, compassion and hope.' The child asks 'Which of them is stronger?' The elder replied 'The one we choose to feed.'
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
lol i love that the klingon military/intelligence community gets owned by human children playing a game
@WE_DONT_LIE Жыл бұрын
Me boots up my Xbox one time to show why you don't make the rp guy mad
@timothyblazer1749 Жыл бұрын
Those children have no shackles on them. They only desire to win. And they'll spend 1000 hours with spreadsheets just to find a 1% advantage. Still think those history and literature lessons were ONLY about keeping their instincts in check? :-) They are about persistence in the face of the ultimately boring, but useful pursuits!
@DarkVeghetta Жыл бұрын
@@timothyblazer1749 Can confirm, have played EvE Online.
@elduquecaradura1468 Жыл бұрын
@@timothyblazer1749 I mean, history doesn't prevent us from commiting the same mistakes, just teach us the consequences of our actions and makes us think twice and if we just shrug and do it anyways, is because that is our nature xD
@patrickkenyon2326 Жыл бұрын
And they haven't even met the Koreans yet.
@ceu160193 Жыл бұрын
I imagine some aliens in real world watching this and being deeply concerned.
@DistracticusPrime Жыл бұрын
That's why we digitized and encoded our radio waves, and put most of the internet on underground cables.
@robertthurman9866 Жыл бұрын
This is why I truly believe there are no aliens. I anyone possesses such superior technology to be able to get to us, their fist thought would be "We need to vaporize these dickheads before they get off that rock they live on!"
@patrickkenyon2326 Жыл бұрын
The first radio transmissions an approaching alien will pick up, is the speeches of Adolph Hitler. If they don't recognize that as a warning, they will figure it out when they are being disected...
@shardinhand1243 Жыл бұрын
a fun running theme in these is that humanity's not the biggest strongest or even really the most outwardly agressive... thats not why you should avoid war with them... you should avoid war at all costs with them becuase they're so damn good at making up for reletivly unassuming size and deminer by mass producing universe exploding weapons... so basicly just modern humanity after they learned the only sure way to protect themselves in a populated universe was to always defualt to the scorched earth policy of conflict.
@billymom2782 Жыл бұрын
Simple fact if we cant have it neither can you.
@BurakkuHishou10 ай бұрын
It's that it's more than just strength or weapons. It's about the fact that we have done it for so long, that tactical and intelligence is practically second nature to us. We've figured out the ins and outs of war while most other races still think it's either about the best technology or the ability to out-power your enemy. Things like flanking, baiting, alliances set up for betrayal, martyrdom, decoys, diplomacy, etc. etc. We have mastered war to a level that most others would not have even thought of.
@markpukey86 ай бұрын
And it's just the truth. We're the apex predator of our planet. Not wolves or bears or tigers or anything else. Bald monkeys that don't have fur coats, claws or useful teeth... and we still manage to gang up on EVERYTHING else and curb stomp it into extinction! We're so good at it that we're doing it by accident now just with dirty water and air.
@derekdrake8706 Жыл бұрын
As an American, I can honestly say: God help the galaxy if humans ever decided to deliver democracy.
@noname-dq9uf Жыл бұрын
God help them. If they decide to attack first, then the human will find something to end them all at any cost
@thomashiggins9320 Жыл бұрын
@@noname-dq9uf Nah, but we will free the s**t outta them. 😁
@noname-dq9uf Жыл бұрын
@Thomas Higgins do you watch the russia badger? If so, remember the starwars battle front video, "That is a strange way to spell liberators," while playing as the empire attacking endor. If not, I highly advise watching it
@user-iw6bu4iq4r Жыл бұрын
@@noname-dq9uf Its the trope of most syfi, humans attack each other until humanity has a common enemy, then heaven help that poor soul. Or the trope is, humanity only attacks itself because we don't have anyone else to attack.
@PeterJavi Жыл бұрын
@Nad Senoj but there are vast amounts of other very valuable resources which the US would be more than happy to free some alien species for.
@geoshark12 Жыл бұрын
I just imagine a klingon getting angry as a kid told him he did the klingons mother the other night
@kgmotte2363 Жыл бұрын
That Might just make the Klingon Proud to know that his "Worthy Adversary" was brave enough to take on his Mother... The Scariest Klingon he knows!
@geoshark12 Жыл бұрын
@@kgmotte2363 XD
@AnikaJarlsdottr5 ай бұрын
Human Child: Tell your mother I said hi Klingon Militay Intelligence Officer: DAMN YOU NOOBSLAYER420XxxxxXX
@Ibian666 Жыл бұрын
Ok, the idea of a bunch of very large and serious klingons playing a game against children, and losing, is just too much. Good pick.
@vezoth6055 Жыл бұрын
It makes me grin imagining Klingons being curb stomped by children in pc war games
@timmorris8932 Жыл бұрын
Videos like this always make me think of the prologue to the "Man/Kzin War" series. It goes roughly something like this. "When they Kzinti first came across mankind and saw they no longer practiced war they thought us weak. What they didn't realize is that we no longer practiced war because we had become so god damn good at it." This segues into the first chapter where an unarmed human research vessel defeats a Kzinti warship by turning the ships thrusters towards the Kzin and cooking them.
@cybercifrado3 ай бұрын
I'm just recently finding this channel and these stories. Do you have a link to the cited series? (Grew up reading Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke).
@eviljoshy3402 Жыл бұрын
This is why when it comes to history, I believe in full disclosure. So we don't repeat it. When someone talks about wanting to erase a certain subject for whatever reason, I say that's a bad idea.
@leechowning27129 ай бұрын
As an ex teacher, I've gotten in trouble repeatedly because I believe in absolute freedom of access to information. That does not mean we talk about everything in class, But every book ever should be available... Because otherwise you're gonna get caught by surprise by one of humanity's miscellaneous insanities.
@Commandelicious5 ай бұрын
"Get the Geneva Checklist boys!"
@rat_king- Жыл бұрын
12:00 Europe after 30 years... Father i crave violence.
@MagicalMaster Жыл бұрын
Okay let's be completely honest. Literally everyone's plan come Armageddon is to go out as cool as you possibly can.
@Virtualblueart Жыл бұрын
Dr Strangelove got that part totally right.
@jackburton37211 Жыл бұрын
@@Virtualblueart hell yea.
@inquisitorwalmarius6650 Жыл бұрын
@@Virtualblueart remind me of the movie, im pretty sure it was a professor in a movie from the cold war era.
@DarkVeghetta Жыл бұрын
Eeeh. Mine's to protect my family _while_ looking cool.
@christopherbravo1813 Жыл бұрын
mine is to be one of the 144,000 who die before it happens. XD
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
Nice to hear from you Agro. Take care of yourself it is most important thing.
@calvinmasters6159 Жыл бұрын
Love it. Don't mess with humans. Their technology may be mediocre by our standards, but their evil is unfathomable. You will not be prepared for their treachery and villainy. Neither logic nor philosophy will equip you to sink to their level. Steer clear at all costs!
@TheFluffyWendigo Жыл бұрын
“If you want peace, prepare for war.” Vegetius
@LewpyDrewpy714 Жыл бұрын
Also, Sun Zu.
@calvinmasters6159 Жыл бұрын
Si vis pacem, para bellum
@Commandelicious5 ай бұрын
@@LewpyDrewpy714And Clausewitz
@Parelf Жыл бұрын
Humans casually playing a "Game" on the hardest difficulty to tactically use 20 peasant units to solo a whole army and defeat 3 other fully built empires. "This is fun =-)"
@randysmith9715 Жыл бұрын
Some time ago I read a short story about the Galactic Brotherhood. They determined that a star was about to go nova. It had an intelligent species on the 3rd planet that the Civilization had just discovered. They sent a shop to investigate and possibly evacuate as many of the inhabitants as possible. But much as they searched discovered that the planet had been abandoned. They realized that one installation was still working and noticed it was focused on a particular part of the sky. They went in that direction and discovered the entire species had set out in rocket propelled spaceships. millions and millions of them. The scientist of the ship told the captain, "it took us one million years to reach into space. It took them 200 years. We had better be nice to them. We only outnumber them one million to one." The captain thought is a fine joke. Twenty years later he didn't think it was a joke.
@PureHg Жыл бұрын
Can you tell the name of the story?
@randysmith9715 Жыл бұрын
@@PureHg Unfortunately, I don't do well with names and titles. Currently looking for another book I once read.
@anthonyspellman4260 Жыл бұрын
@@PureHg "Rescue Party" by Arthur C. Clarke, 1946
@PureHg Жыл бұрын
@@anthonyspellman4260 thanks
@assemblyrequired7342 Жыл бұрын
Terrans have a tendency to be a nuisance to the Klingons in any universe. But like watching a train accident, they just can't not leave well enough alone. I hope the Klingons have lots of spare parts for their controllers and vid-screens, and holodecks. I would imagine that more than one device has met the business end of a Bat'leth or D'k Tagh, especially from having to deal with human children, and their extremely annoying tendency to throw taunts right back at you!
@theodoreslavo5385 Жыл бұрын
Klingons: You insulted my honor in twenty diffrent ways just sitting down, prepare to die! Humans: Woah my dude, I dont know if you know, but what you just said is a grave insult to my people. But all can be forgiven, look we'll just call it a misunderstanding have some of my grandmothers deliccious meatballs, go to a sports event, have some beers and go to a nice cross species interglactic titty bar and call it good alright? Also Humans: Hey, you hurt my pet, prepare to fukkin die! Aliens: Wa..we'll throw our full medical community behind treatment of your companion unit! Humans: We're listening....
@Virtualblueart Жыл бұрын
The first John Wick showed me that a cinema audience will cheer and root for the most violent form of un-aliving the bad guys after what happened to his dog. So yeah, rue the alien who decides to hurt our pets.
@johnmullholand2044 Жыл бұрын
(As Inigio Montoya) YOU KILLED MY CAT! PREPARE TO DIE!
@DistracticusPrime Жыл бұрын
@@johnmullholand2044 Which, in turn, reminds me of Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots coughing up a hairball.
@AlbertaFreeThinker Жыл бұрын
Elected for good looks... Nice comment on Canada lol
@justevil100 Жыл бұрын
This story gave me such a laugh at the part about clans. I had a flashback to killing off whole servers in New World.
@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын
Odd that the author decided to just copy Klingons outright, but I suppose it works well enough for this kind of story. I do like the idea that some of the xenos like the lecturer there outright view us as the Four Horsemen, just napping away, and that they are warning others not to poke the species that has survived, caused, and invented for both entertainment and planning purposes numerous apocalyptic scenarios, ranging from collapse of regional civilization up to and including biosphere death, exploding planets, stars going supernova, and XK-end-of-the-universe events.
@christainsanders1243 Жыл бұрын
one of which includes wiping out the human race to stop the expanding of the multiverse cause there is a limit to how many things can exist
@olegarioberrones1224 Жыл бұрын
So your saying humans found a new best friend?
@SiegeTF Жыл бұрын
A new Grod, at least!
@timothylyons5686 Жыл бұрын
Never go to war with humans unless you are Daleks, Cybermen, Borg, Klingon or Mimbari.
@johnmullholand2044 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the Cylons.
@johnwatrous30589 ай бұрын
Or Cardassians.
@bwake Жыл бұрын
It’s three _missed_ meals away from chaos.
@paulqueripel3493 Жыл бұрын
Takes a lot of aggression to lure one into a fight? Not been out on a Saturday night in Britain then.
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
Thursday in Chicago. Detroit. Cleveland. L. A.
@lupaswolfshead9971 Жыл бұрын
@@seldonwright4345 thats 4 cities not 4 countries lmao
@teoteous Жыл бұрын
Nice. Alternate universe Klingons.
@comparatorclock Жыл бұрын
Somehow, the notion of random human kids pwning adult Klingon warriors at a game of Stellaris is relatively believable.
@thutanyanmarcus4134 Жыл бұрын
Also while signing defensive treaties with other empires
@stilllostwolf8813 Жыл бұрын
ok that was amassing you did an amassing job with this story and this is my first time watching one of your videos so I cant wait to watch/listen to stories that you have narrated.
@Monster_Ink Жыл бұрын
The games 🤣 Thanks for the narration! For the algorithm!
@christopherrogers532 Жыл бұрын
What most forget about games like that is it is best they do it in the game and get it out of their system there as oppose to reality. :)
@xavierzaxavier5873 Жыл бұрын
Thanks......😂😂😂😂😂 Human basically say we know can be cruel but just lets be friend okay?....
@vincentprime740 Жыл бұрын
bolter rounds for you, and you, and you...
@jordicl4325 Жыл бұрын
welcome back, good luck with your surgery!
@slogary4790 Жыл бұрын
I came looking for silver but I found gold... The video and the comments are just perfect. Never change, guys
@MrArthoz Жыл бұрын
Democracy might seem frustratingly annoying...but would you prefer the imperium of man and the god emperor?
@jonathanryan9946 Жыл бұрын
Yeah... they'd give this fictional professor nightmares. Especially once she finds out how they treat xenos. I'd get a big laugh to once she finds out they lobotomize their own people to make the equivalent of a controlled Borg collective of slave labor.
@vincentprime740 Жыл бұрын
@@jonathanryan9946 how to treat xenos? a dose of bolter round would cure all their sickness.
@DarkVeghetta Жыл бұрын
At it's zenith? Yes, absolutely.
@uCruz_ Жыл бұрын
I dont know, I really like the idea that humans are one of the few very tactically and military advanced civilizations cuz we fought between ourselfs for all our history, and we teach our young how to do it. If anyone knows any movies about this same thing I would appreciate.
@InDadequate Жыл бұрын
Enders Game
@bryanbuck2107 Жыл бұрын
Good luck with the surgery bro and keep up the good work on the vids there great
@666stonewall Жыл бұрын
Fantastic audio! Hope everything goes smoothly!!
@anathardayaldar Жыл бұрын
That always bothered me about ST Klingons. Nerds make space travel possible. Klingons hate nerds. How did they get into space?
@Liethen Жыл бұрын
Nerds called the Herc invaded them, so the gave the space invaders swirlies and noogies, stuffed them into lockers and stole their stuff
@DistracticusPrime Жыл бұрын
I vaguely recall one episode of Enterprise, where a retired Klingon scientist lamented the recent cultural / political shift.
@tk1850 Жыл бұрын
aggro thanks for this story ,you made my going to work night shift less terrible. wish you good tidings and good fortune with operation.
@dragon1011dk Жыл бұрын
WoW, I was laughing so hard that I crying and nearly wetting myself......That was really funny and depressingly true. Thank you
@bozhijak Жыл бұрын
What about the Kzinti from Larry Niven's "Know Space" series? They leap before the think. Result, one planet nearly cut in half.
@DistracticusPrime Жыл бұрын
What was it, three or four interstellar wars all lost to the humans, before either race even had FTL?
@The_Zilli Жыл бұрын
"When they ran out of guns they used knives and sticks, and bare hands. They were magnificent. I only hope that when it is my time, I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes in the end. They did this for two years. They never ran out of courage. But in the end, they ran out of time."
@wambutu7679 Жыл бұрын
Your channel both delights and terrifies me.
@davethm758 ай бұрын
Thing is human culture when faced with a massive enemy in threat go by this phrase "the enemy of my enemy us my friend"
@francoisfournier9813 Жыл бұрын
"Total Galactic Domination" almost started to sound like War Thunder. Poor folks can't catch a break 😅😂
@shaunhurst2595 Жыл бұрын
In Star Trek lore: Humanity finish progressed because loosing a majority of the species meant there was no one to tell Zeframe Cochrane not to develop warp drive. It’s pretty hard to be a racist, sexist, or religious fanatic when every second person on the planet died violently in a global nuclear conflict for pretty much the same reason. So humanity picked themselves up, dusted themselves off, and got to work having put the lid on their aggressive behavior towards one another rightfully fearing their insatiable capacity for self destruction. Humanity’s war against the Klingons wasn’t with Earth dedicating every once of intellectual resources to eliminating the Klingon threat. Once humanity gained the upper they applied the brakes to the conflict and signed an armistice with Qo’noS. Individual humans may harbor hatred toward Klingons, but humanity will not allow itself to collectively despise a species knowing where that road ends.
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
Humanity First!
@Spartan135 Жыл бұрын
Humans are Space Orkz? Well then... WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
@ralphbecket Жыл бұрын
Good heavens, what a short-sighted view of human history.
@DanishArtist Жыл бұрын
Hmm, sounds like the Mirror Terran Empire :)
@inquisitorwalmarius6650 Жыл бұрын
Only Humans can defeat Humans at their games. Any filthy Xeno trying will end up short. For the Emperor and Holy Terra!
@mikeharris6429 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know what this author is talking about. I’d start with “war crimes” if I was in charge of the human response to a Xeno attack.
@whyjnot420Ай бұрын
"History is written by the winner" is not nearly as frightening as the actual truth; history is written by the survivors.
@megadon_Ай бұрын
Avoiding conflicts for the good of everyone: ❌️ Avoiding conflicts so we can have less history lessons: ✅️
@Obligate.Carnivore9 ай бұрын
I’m late to the party, but I do hope you’re doing well and totally better now. Don’t know what you had done but I do hope you’re feeling better
@findiwindles Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. I can imagine many intergalactic races just watching humanity with a mix of horror and fascination, just wondering what we would do next. I laughed and laughed.
@geoshark12 Жыл бұрын
I think someone need to introduce the klingon’s to COD or battle field
@briankerr6333 Жыл бұрын
Loving your work ,hope the op all goes well & thanks for the content 👍👍❤️
@alexitrinune Жыл бұрын
Short story: We Nerf ourselves, and what is basically EVE Online.
@agsilverradio2225 Жыл бұрын
FYI, most humans vote for leaders based on ideology, not asthetics.
@anjhindul Жыл бұрын
That was a great story. Love it
@mikkelnpetersen9 ай бұрын
"Who not to f*ck with, beacuse they WILL make you find out"
@lgnpvdge9177 Жыл бұрын
Imagine a whole race taking the game super serious to get sent back to lobby by a cracked out 14yr old n his friends 😂😂😂😂
@darnelljohnson5313 Жыл бұрын
😅🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂 i had to pause cause i was light headed and couldn't hear what was being said. I went back. I had tears in my eyes! WHEW!!! I'm gonna hear it again!!
@LeoH3L1 Жыл бұрын
This vid needs the "I'm doing my part" meme.
@rastasrosco1318 Жыл бұрын
Hence the reason why so many diff ETs are watching and have stated no way are they letting us venture too far out in space if we carry weapons.
@leechowning27129 ай бұрын
Humanity is behind the quarantine... And I guarantee that when humanity starts to expand, We will discover that. Somewhere just outside the comet zones, there are patrol ships.
@steppahouse Жыл бұрын
Well done!
@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
@mikesweeney5244 Жыл бұрын
Make Earth Great Again.
@kyberboi Жыл бұрын
"so human goverment force young boys 8 hours of battle simulation every day?" "oh no not force thats what we do to relax"
@robertcalvin6421 Жыл бұрын
i really enjoyed this video , as a veteran it makes perfect sense lol
@techstepman Жыл бұрын
lol this was so entertaining
@kgmotte2363 Жыл бұрын
I think I heard this Story before, but Hearing it with this Voice, with that tone and that Specific Accent makes it Roughly a HUNDRED times better! Feels like a Proper Lecture from an Oxford Professor or something! (Or at least the Movie Version of Such a Character)
@larrythompson8630 Жыл бұрын
If we removed the Klingon military using actual real equipment. I might believe it’s possible. But if we go with Star Trek on races. We humans would not last long if a couple races joined up. Unless we had Kirk, & Enterprise. Talk about a ship unsuited to its actual missions. It only survived because “it was in the script”
@flakcannon722 Жыл бұрын
Best of luck Mr talking squirrel, hear you on the flipside
@thatguyinelnorte Жыл бұрын
"You talkin' to me?"
@thewizard8032 Жыл бұрын
See I'm a Star Trek fan and the Klingons.. they love war
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@dionlarsen10 Жыл бұрын
New sub , hahaha good narration 🤟🏼🔉🔊❤️ waits patiently for Klingon gamer rage feeds 🚀 👽 ✨
@christopherbravo1813 Жыл бұрын
ironic that the name that all of galactic society chooses for a hypothetical scenario in which mankind exterminates all life in the universe is the name of the one battle in which mankind doesn't do *SHIT!*
@stuartford5556 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
A pleasure , thank you very much for the dono it is very much appreciated.
@johnsheaman8057 Жыл бұрын
Good luck and quick recovery
@Kualinar3 ай бұрын
Let see... We register over 50 000 000 lightning strikes every day. We have over 50 000 known active volcanoes. There is not a single day without at least 1000 earthquake of magnitude up to 3... Those that we can't feel.
@vincentprime740 Жыл бұрын
and then 40 000 years later...
@konekillerking Жыл бұрын
Historically, 99% of all species EVER on Earth are extinct. Don’t you think you’re given us more credit then we deserve. Vulcans might disagree with Earth being the harshest climate.
@JCDenton2012Modder Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Klingons need to "get good" then.
@Bannedchan Жыл бұрын
Ready the fleet, im invading human space Why? XDarkWolf69X just teabagged me infront of my troops
@grahammctygue724 Жыл бұрын
What ever you do don,t forget the prune juice kelpla. Peace
@AlexanderBushi Жыл бұрын
Thanks, Regards
@quantumstereotv6319 Жыл бұрын
Aliens very well know we have beaten back so many invasion attempts, even the Big One of 1996 for which we fought for our Independence Day. The Martian uprising of 1931...and we can even best a Youtcha, aka Predators. Gotta love humans, tastes like chicken and tough as nails.
@damaddog8065 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious, accurate, I am forced to give a thumb up. :/