New Rule: Let Your Old Fart Flag Fly | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

2 ай бұрын

Instead of trying to refute all the “too old to be president” slams, Joe Biden must embrace them during his upcoming State of the Union address.

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@ticnatz
@ticnatz 2 ай бұрын
'Mister Gorbachev, get off of my lawn'......awesome!
@gotham61
@gotham61 2 ай бұрын
Reagan actually had a great moment when during a presidential debate with Walter Mondale, when asked about his age, he replied that he “would not exploit his opponent’s youth and inexperience for political purposes.”
@BichaeldeAngelo
@BichaeldeAngelo 2 ай бұрын
There is no circumstance where Biden would be clever enough to do that
@thomasshannon2315
@thomasshannon2315 2 ай бұрын
A 73 year old president would be a breath of fresh air at this point.
@EpicLemonMusic
@EpicLemonMusic 2 ай бұрын
Yeah except Trump is fucking just as old and feeble as Joe, and a whole lot dumber. So that little quip would never work.
@KJ-qc3qd
@KJ-qc3qd 2 ай бұрын
Joe Biden ‘s brain is gone it’s not his age.
@FairMiles
@FairMiles 2 ай бұрын
unfortunately in this case his opponent will not fit the description…
@Wizker
@Wizker 2 ай бұрын
even the eagle on the presidential coat of arms is using a walker
@BrandiOnTheMic
@BrandiOnTheMic 2 ай бұрын
OMG! 😂😂😂
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin 2 ай бұрын
That had a seal on his walker.
@davidjansing9696
@davidjansing9696 2 ай бұрын
It's called wisdom. It's worth more than mere intelligence.
@BroadwayBabyyy744
@BroadwayBabyyy744 2 ай бұрын
"MADAME WEB"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@masterchinese28
@masterchinese28 2 ай бұрын
You had me at "I feel your joint pain!"
@PhuongMalkin
@PhuongMalkin 2 ай бұрын
that is the best joke !
@edwardlewis1963
@edwardlewis1963 2 ай бұрын
Makes sense. And "I feel your joint pain" Lol.
@LunaMorgana
@LunaMorgana 2 ай бұрын
Walker One... That killed me. 🤣🤣🤣
@BrandiOnTheMic
@BrandiOnTheMic 2 ай бұрын
Same! 😂😂😂
@birbluv9595
@birbluv9595 2 ай бұрын
As an over-65 with joint pain, I approve this message. Your demographic, President Biden, was alive and remembers when JFK was assassinated. We remember when he was elected.
@RM-jb2bv
@RM-jb2bv 2 ай бұрын
JFK was one of the youngest heads of state in US history. Do you even read what you wrote?
@David-wc5zl
@David-wc5zl 2 ай бұрын
LOL. As an over 65 you🎉 failed and both Trump and the Iraq War are your fault.
@rustyoak8860
@rustyoak8860 2 ай бұрын
I would much rather have RFK, Jr. than another Biden or Trump presidency
@Alexthegreat27
@Alexthegreat27 2 ай бұрын
​@@rustyoak8860RFK is a fraud. President Biden in an electoral landslide...
@tchula8265
@tchula8265 2 ай бұрын
@@rustyoak8860 No way do I want a(nother) moron who doesn't believe in vaccines running the country. We had enough of that with Trump.
@breakingbacon658
@breakingbacon658 2 ай бұрын
I’m all for national bedtime to be at 6 PM if it means I won’t have to work anymore 12 hour shifts.
@DSPHistoricalSociety
@DSPHistoricalSociety 2 ай бұрын
Agreed- tho my 12 hrs work out to 7days on 7days off every 2 weeks
@mjm4ut
@mjm4ut 2 ай бұрын
2 12's first week and 5 12's second week. Have 6 month of this left and outta here-- retired.
@guinsey
@guinsey 2 ай бұрын
You will work those hrs. And like it!
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 2 ай бұрын
I do three easy 24-hour shifts per week. Making good money just living in house elsewhere.
@roxaskinghearts
@roxaskinghearts 2 ай бұрын
12 hours your a lucky one i remember this poor woman working 15 hours while having to take off for chemo she could barely afford America America land of the deranged under our nations skies we cry our eyes god this nation is insane
@JoeAssante
@JoeAssante 2 ай бұрын
Walker One. I literally had my drink go up my nose! Bless you.
@lindaturriff6010
@lindaturriff6010 2 ай бұрын
Bill does have a good Point! Yes, you have Great Ideas, take action & makes it WORK!🇺🇲
@25pinstripes
@25pinstripes 2 ай бұрын
You know...that's actually a good strategy
@trancedarkdust90
@trancedarkdust90 2 ай бұрын
In many cultures, it is the oldest and wisest that lead.
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 2 ай бұрын
Old and wise. "and" being the decisive word here.
@rustyoak8860
@rustyoak8860 2 ай бұрын
even if they have Alzheimer's? Dementia? Sounds like a bad idea to me.
@noshirkromani
@noshirkromani 2 ай бұрын
"Old is Gold!" And evrybody loves Gold.
@JamesOfToya
@JamesOfToya 2 ай бұрын
I thought Bill didn't like ageist jokes. Look at him now lol
@gathaur7548
@gathaur7548 2 ай бұрын
Bill is aginst ageism, not jokes
@NeverDoneEver
@NeverDoneEver 2 ай бұрын
I'm a physical therapist. That walker is too tall and he isn't using it properly to walk in front of the camera. In other words, he nailed it. Edited for typo.
@shadowprince4482
@shadowprince4482 2 ай бұрын
Same with a cane.
@modickens1272
@modickens1272 2 ай бұрын
You don't want a walker or cane too short, otherwise you have poor posture and spinal issues. Most elderly walk with a stoop because walkers were/are too low. Let's put a stop to the hunchback craze.
@NeverDoneEver
@NeverDoneEver 2 ай бұрын
@@modickens1272you are correct, but too high and the elbows are too bent making it excessively tiring to bear weight through the arms and/or making it more tempting to walk with the walker too far out in front where it's more likely to scoot out from under them if they bear weight through it. A lot of people get the hunch before they need a walker and the walker has to be sized accordingly.
@zanti4132
@zanti4132 2 ай бұрын
This monologue must have used every old fart joke in Rodney Dangerfield's joke file.
@luanneoneill
@luanneoneill 2 ай бұрын
Old is way better than stupid any day.
@markw3598
@markw3598 2 ай бұрын
Except that Biden is both!!
@rustyoak8860
@rustyoak8860 2 ай бұрын
I'll take an environmental lawyer over these two choices any day. RFK, Jr. please.
@snuffysmif9801
@snuffysmif9801 2 ай бұрын
Not to mention stupid and CRAZY!!
@Krackonis
@Krackonis 2 ай бұрын
Or a blatant sex abuser and fascist.
@blizzunt420e
@blizzunt420e 2 ай бұрын
But what happens when you’re old and stupid like Biden. And what happens when you went to Epstein Island like Biden.?
@wcmarsh5692
@wcmarsh5692 2 ай бұрын
Old and wise with class
@cindypoole6792
@cindypoole6792 2 ай бұрын
Exactly, with age comes knowing who to hire and help you make decisions.
@JoshuaCary
@JoshuaCary 2 ай бұрын
"Thank you, good night, and God bless America Ferrera!" 😂 C'mon, most underrated line.
@natenacho579
@natenacho579 2 ай бұрын
Bill Maher is that gif of Buscemi with the backwards cap and skateboard.
@dancepiglover
@dancepiglover 2 ай бұрын
In many cultures, the elderly are revered. They are respected and people turn to them for wisdom and guidance. Our culture acts like old people have outlived their usefulness.
@Semper_Iratus
@Semper_Iratus 2 ай бұрын
They have. Cope.
@anneb889
@anneb889 2 ай бұрын
Wise elderly people who still have their minds. People accept they aren’t going to be physically quick….but you want a capable mind full of wisdom. Biden seems to have dementia, which will only deteriorate….he will not be able to carry out 4 years. So the race is really harris vs trump.
@jamesmack3314
@jamesmack3314 2 ай бұрын
Yes older people should be respected and at times revered,but an elderly president who clearly is suffering an obvious cognitive decline as well as clear physical deficiencies should in our best interests not run for reelection.
@myriamickx7969
@myriamickx7969 2 ай бұрын
​@jamesmack3314 The elderly guy suffering from acute cognitive decline is actually the former president.
@nadiasilvershine4630
@nadiasilvershine4630 2 ай бұрын
@@jamesmack3314 Same with Trump.
@Moto-foody
@Moto-foody 2 ай бұрын
It’s interesting how we have a minimum age to be President (and other elected offices), but maximum ages for certain government jobs. Maybe we should have a maximum age, or mandatory retirement ages, for certain elected positions. Say for POTUS it should be minimum of 35 and maximum to run (not hold office) of say 67. But I’m a huge fan of term limits, and we’ll never see those so long as the people in charge of making the law are the ones holding the gig.
@highdefinist9697
@highdefinist9697 2 ай бұрын
Incidentally, the German Supreme Court equivalent has an age range of 40-68 (and a total maximum serving time of 12 years).
@Doctor_Who_Rocks
@Doctor_Who_Rocks 2 ай бұрын
@@highdefinist9697 The Bundesverfassungsgericht | Federal Constitutional Court. Although the constitution is called the Grundgesetz, the Basic Law, because a Verfassung, Constitution, was meant to wait until reunification; but after reunification no _Verfassung_ was written.
@reneedubiel466
@reneedubiel466 Ай бұрын
People age at very different rates. There are frail 50 YOs in cognitive decline, and vibrant 80 YO distance runners with zero brain shrinkage. An arbitrary age limit makes no sense. Let the voters decide. I choose Old over Crazy any day!
@2013venjix
@2013venjix 2 ай бұрын
7:38! Mr. Gorbachev, GET OFF MY LAWN! 😅😅🤣🤣
@FoodNerds
@FoodNerds 2 ай бұрын
Hey we all love a Grandpa - Own it!
@superred5
@superred5 2 ай бұрын
"The Matlock Crowd..." I'm deceased.
@alma5601
@alma5601 2 ай бұрын
Just brilliant!
@matthews7805
@matthews7805 2 ай бұрын
Just waiting for Joe to drop a hard R on national tv.
@ronblack7870
@ronblack7870 2 ай бұрын
when asked if Elon should be investigated biden had a very thorough and nuanced answer . he had no cognitive decline in that statement which was a couple minutes. i forget names all the time and even lose my train of thought in the middle of a sentence sometimes. it happens. yet i have no problem thinking things through at my company with a hundred employees.
@irishsaturday7577
@irishsaturday7577 2 ай бұрын
Nothing like having your main plant go "Oooooh!" Every time a mediocre joke is cracked.
@1ntwndrboy198
@1ntwndrboy198 2 ай бұрын
You ain't no spring chicken either bill😂
@luckylaura4821
@luckylaura4821 2 ай бұрын
He HAS joked about his age… are you losing YOUR memory Bill?
@uscbro69
@uscbro69 2 ай бұрын
Not really. And definitely not to the degree bill is advising
@rosierosebud7361
@rosierosebud7361 2 ай бұрын
its not about his age,,, its about his mental decline... which he nor any of his admin have ever spoke about
@Alexthegreat27
@Alexthegreat27 2 ай бұрын
​@@rosierosebud7361Don-OLD Trump Cognitive Test Results - Summery Report - Confused a photo of his rape victim for his ex-wife during a deposition - Confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi 4 times in a row - Said Jeb Bush sent our troops to the Middle East - Thought he ran against and is currently running against Barack Obama - Said President Biden started World War II - Said that Viktor Orban is the leader of Turkey - Said you need voter ID to buy bread - Said windmills are causing whales to wash up on shore - Confused North Korea and China - Implied Dallas, Texas is in another country - Had to be reminded of where he was during a speech in Sioux City - Claimed Hungary borders Russia
@burkaanc
@burkaanc 2 ай бұрын
hes in better shape, than many americans 20 years younger
@ClintScottFischer
@ClintScottFischer 2 ай бұрын
Very "Carsonesque" of Bill. 😂
@SoulStylistJukeBox
@SoulStylistJukeBox 2 ай бұрын
Bill looks into a mirror and sees Austin Butler.
@neematavakoli4350
@neematavakoli4350 2 ай бұрын
Didn't John McCain lose though?
@girle5584
@girle5584 2 ай бұрын
Saying it's his age instead of his failing mind is a language sleight of hand.
@jusjukinallen8845
@jusjukinallen8845 2 ай бұрын
Exactly. Bill may call some things out but he still kisses the democrats asses. He needs to call them all out more but he won’t.
@Durzo1259
@Durzo1259 2 ай бұрын
Bill has complete and utter TDS. Nothing in this world can make him criticize Biden because orange man bad. It's pathetic.
@robertclark972
@robertclark972 2 ай бұрын
In comparison-- Mr. tRump is rapidly falling to Alzheimer's disease.
@Durzo1259
@Durzo1259 2 ай бұрын
Wow, there were 6 or 7 comments here, including mine, all deleted. There's no free speech left on this platform.
@jusjukinallen8845
@jusjukinallen8845 2 ай бұрын
@@Durzo1259 you are exactly right on that. But wonder why we don’t believe a word they are saying? Because they only allow the lies and not the truth. It’s not his age, it’s his dementia and we all know he has it.
@camillebutterfieldelliott4159
@camillebutterfieldelliott4159 2 ай бұрын
Oh my goodness, this is hilarious!
@TvkV
@TvkV 2 ай бұрын
Well done . That was funny. Thanks for the laughs
@susanm9124
@susanm9124 2 ай бұрын
The issue is not "about his age." It is about Biden's cognitive state.
@GDavis49
@GDavis49 2 ай бұрын
Bingo!
@johnhallsr.7922
@johnhallsr.7922 2 ай бұрын
Shouldn't that also apply to FAT Donny also
@frogneckmen857
@frogneckmen857 2 ай бұрын
I'm voting for Joe even if he comes out on the white house lawn in his underwear.
@user-bm7vf9rh5t
@user-bm7vf9rh5t 2 ай бұрын
LMFAO!!! I Love You Bil! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mattharrelson7462
@mattharrelson7462 2 ай бұрын
Haha Madame Web caught me off guard. Great joke
@vinumcopia9850
@vinumcopia9850 2 ай бұрын
Ronald Regan: "I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience".
@pradyotrai8717
@pradyotrai8717 2 ай бұрын
I do believe Joe can pull this off. I would want him to rather do more gaffes than try to be slick liberal type. Also, cursing few times will help 😂
@amirabssi4646
@amirabssi4646 2 ай бұрын
How about just change it instead of making excuses. Gaslighting people into thinking it's not a big deal so we all look stupid to the world isn't a good answer.
@christophergargaro959
@christophergargaro959 2 ай бұрын
The bigger problem with that is despite all this PR, going on late night TV, starting a Tik Tok, etc. it's not really changing public opinion about Biden so I'm not sure what they are trying to accomplish. You're still telling people that they should not see what they literally see in front of their faces. Bill's strategy seems much simpler and more effective.
@genghiskhan9269
@genghiskhan9269 2 ай бұрын
Truer words have seldom been spoken
@njpme
@njpme 2 ай бұрын
Walker One 😂😂
@donnafloyd23
@donnafloyd23 2 ай бұрын
why isn't old man trumps age brought up?
@Matthoole1
@Matthoole1 2 ай бұрын
Bc Trump is a badass.
@robertclark972
@robertclark972 2 ай бұрын
I'll bring up his DEMENTIA ,caused by ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE. The 3yrs. difference in age is negligible !
@jmh4375
@jmh4375 2 ай бұрын
@@Matthoole1 You mean jackass.
@domburton
@domburton 2 ай бұрын
Because he's lucid.
@Gar96229
@Gar96229 2 ай бұрын
Because Trump isn’t being criticised for his age
@rbailey294
@rbailey294 2 ай бұрын
Is there anyone who perceives the age gap between Biden and Trump as significantly different. Why is the age thing so focused on Biden. He may have one of his infamous gaffes now and then, but at least he is generally coherent. Trump....not so much. Mentally, he seems much, much older than Biden.
@Dan16673
@Dan16673 2 ай бұрын
Both are horrific
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 2 ай бұрын
Agree. Trump is 78 soon. June 14th Trump is old too and no one seems to talk about it. Biden is only 3 years 7 months older….
@GDavis49
@GDavis49 2 ай бұрын
“Now and then” Lol
@Reflectors1
@Reflectors1 2 ай бұрын
❤ Best New Rules segment ever. I’m old, I’m honest, and I love it. Kudos to Bill and writers for this 💎. And a special thanks for including small print. Lean into authenticity!
@profjohnston
@profjohnston 2 ай бұрын
Very smart!
@alessioraccagni3753
@alessioraccagni3753 2 ай бұрын
Everybody's acting like Trump is young... I'm not american, but if I have to choose between 2 old men, I would prefer the one sane enough to let other people around him do the job. We all know Trump will surround himself of yesman. Oh, and also Biden never tried to steal an election and start a coup. That should be enough, but evidently it's not an issue....
@ArkanceloAutore
@ArkanceloAutore 2 ай бұрын
I see you're not american but the american mainstream propaganda seeped through your empty skull.
@fotter9567
@fotter9567 2 ай бұрын
They are BOTH unfit. Why is it so hard to make this statement. The question people should be asking is what is wrong with our electoral system that election after election we have to choose the lesser evil?
@BuddhaAfterDark
@BuddhaAfterDark 2 ай бұрын
Old man Maher for president! :)
@ADAMSIXTIES
@ADAMSIXTIES 2 ай бұрын
1:30 Bill forgot Elizabeth Warren: "Think I'm gonna get me a beer"
@NevadaBoss
@NevadaBoss 2 ай бұрын
And there's absolutely no hypocrisy or irony about a 68yr old comic who dates women in their 20s doing a bit about a president who is 'old'. No. Really. There isn't.
@mattharrelson7462
@mattharrelson7462 2 ай бұрын
Hypocrisy?! He's a comedian!
@charliechaos2551
@charliechaos2551 2 ай бұрын
Dukakis riding a tank is another one.
@gloriaa2817
@gloriaa2817 2 ай бұрын
For the 700th time, it’s not his age that’s an issue. It’s the fact he can’t complete his train of thought. It’s the fact he views the world as if it’s 1984 instead of 2024. I couldn’t care less if he’s 81 or 91. People age at different rates. But Democrats trying to gaslight everyone into thinking he’s still as mentally sharp as he once was is never going to work.
@bethanygagas7532
@bethanygagas7532 2 ай бұрын
True, but what is the alternative?
@kty3727
@kty3727 2 ай бұрын
​@@bethanygagas7532The thing is, many people have grown tired of this "lesser of two evils" argument. This is now like the 4th or 5th time they are pulling out this card. People might respond to it and hold their noses the first or second time. But the 4th or 5th time? Not hard to imagine that some people would get crying wolf vibes from the Dems.
@jonrolfson1686
@jonrolfson1686 2 ай бұрын
Biden used up his entire quota of ‘sharp’ to retain, for decades, his seat as the Senator from the Great State of Credit Card.
@ronblack7870
@ronblack7870 2 ай бұрын
well i view putin and russia as a far bigger threat than the ussr ever was. idiots disagree . so it's not 1984 with the cold war it is actual war . and israel is a distraction. the palestinians are another creation of KGB to Ef with the west.
@cherylkennedy518
@cherylkennedy518 2 ай бұрын
@@bethanygagas7532 Trump thinking he is married to a woman named Mercedes and paying appeals bonds with campaign funds.....
@ilduce5874
@ilduce5874 2 ай бұрын
We could try to get them to see if they can light farts 😂
@robkoch8730
@robkoch8730 2 ай бұрын
Lean in like you're eating soup 😂
@erniehudson1
@erniehudson1 2 ай бұрын
I actually like Biden, he is entertaining as Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun AND does great politics! Reindustrialize America, supporting green energy, supporting Ukraine against Putin, building up old friendships with Europe and standing strong against dictators, rebuilding America's infrastructure, the economy is booming...
@gpwede9855
@gpwede9855 2 ай бұрын
I have agree with you 100% don't try to pretend you're not old don't try to pretend you can't remember Just tell people I am the leader of the United States in a hired a bunch of great people that work for United States below me You're not voting for me You're voting for my entire team that has done tremendous things in the last 3 years more so than any other president in a century So get off the I'm not old hang up You are old kind of like the Ayatollah Khomeini Just focus on your great team you got below you that if you lose this great team one of the best in the history will be gone as well
@FatherOBlivion
@FatherOBlivion 2 ай бұрын
Listen, Jack! Trunalimunumaprzure!
@swapshots4427
@swapshots4427 2 ай бұрын
I been saying the same. It's an Adimistration, not just a man, running the country. And Joe has the required experience and civility to lead it.
@davidberan9612
@davidberan9612 2 ай бұрын
You are absolutely right, but it also worries me. In his pursuit of young voters Biden has given in to the progressive, extreme left of his party. And they will gain more influence in his second term exactly for the reason you outlined. And we all know it's not good, as Bill proves every week or so.
@gpwede9855
@gpwede9855 2 ай бұрын
@@swapshots4427 And that needs to be in his message every time he speaks Another great example is some of the sports franchises owners are old and forgetful as well but they hired a great head coach and staff that gets them to the Super Bowl or World Series. And what about that head coach of Duke men's basketball He worked for the Dean of the University who was the leader of the university not the coach. I beg Biden to promote his team to the voters and introduce them for America to see and explain what each one does
@davecoutts7024
@davecoutts7024 2 ай бұрын
That old corrupt vegetable only has groomers, freaks and traitors working for him. Trump will win for the third time. They will try and cheat again but it’s going to be so obvious. Sorry Biden and his boss the Kenyan are done and they know it.
@breadandcircuses321
@breadandcircuses321 2 ай бұрын
Horsefeathers! 😂
@sussekind9717
@sussekind9717 2 ай бұрын
Good practice, Bill, that will be you in a decade.😂
@davidwood351
@davidwood351 2 ай бұрын
still, he’s hands down a better human being than that orange monster.
@twulff7060
@twulff7060 2 ай бұрын
After Biden was on Late Night with Seth Meyers, he should come on your show too.
@brentwaits954
@brentwaits954 2 ай бұрын
He embarrassed himself and it was a skit that he couldn't remember. The whole " that's classified " thing his staff made him say was cringe
@rosierosebud7361
@rosierosebud7361 2 ай бұрын
@@brentwaits954 i didnt watch the entire episode but saw joes part... was way past cringe and then with those stupid aviator glasses and dark brandon.. wonder how big his teleprompter was and how many takes happened
@twulff7060
@twulff7060 2 ай бұрын
@@brentwaits954 Oh, bless your heart, I am so sorry you feel that way! …but unlike the cult around that Jack O’Lantern of stupidity not everyone is on that low of an intellectual level and they fully understand what sarcasm is. You see, it takes a self-confident and humorous person who can laugh at themselves instead of just putting others down to compensate his own shortcomings, failures, and the fact that he is are a loser.
@jefflebowski918
@jefflebowski918 2 ай бұрын
@@twulff7060 Biden is senile, accept it.
@David-wc5zl
@David-wc5zl 2 ай бұрын
Maher is a secret Conservative, why would he do that?
@valleyshrew
@valleyshrew 2 ай бұрын
Except McCain was 10 years younger and was still mentally sharp, so when he joked about his age it was funny. If Biden draws any extra attention to it, it can only hurt him.
@jasoncraig2281
@jasoncraig2281 2 ай бұрын
…cuz we won’t notice otherwise?
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 2 ай бұрын
JMC was six years older than JB, not "10 years younger". And JMC might have been sharp in some matters, but he was absolutely clueless in terms of international policies. His only idea about world peace was to station US troops everywhere.
@rael5469
@rael5469 2 ай бұрын
I just noticed that the emblem on "Walker One" is the American Eagle .....on a walker.
@TvkV
@TvkV 2 ай бұрын
Our state of the union is regular…😅 too funny…like he’s talking about his bowel movements… 😂
@FoodNerds
@FoodNerds 2 ай бұрын
I’d rather have Pres. Gramp who won’t try to overthrow an election 🗳️ because his ego is assaulted- Trump!
@modickens1272
@modickens1272 2 ай бұрын
Right, you'd rather they steal it outright, from cemetery votes and mail in ballots
@RM-jb2bv
@RM-jb2bv 2 ай бұрын
You would rather have the guy whose organization stole the election than the guy who noticed the election was stolen? You’re really smart. You’re a great American!
@briansimerl4014
@briansimerl4014 2 ай бұрын
Election was rigged.
@thedecider1984
@thedecider1984 2 ай бұрын
Biden is an unlikeable idiot
@Davi237f
@Davi237f 2 ай бұрын
All this people saying "there should be an age limit" forget that it was the PEOPLE who chose Biden over a dozen younger candidates in the primaries.
@jlev1028
@jlev1028 2 ай бұрын
I didn't. I wanted Amy Klobuchar.
@bethanygagas7532
@bethanygagas7532 2 ай бұрын
I wanted Elizabeth Warren; former teacher like me, vehemently disagrees with Citizens United & supported policies that benefit the middle class.
@curtraso
@curtraso 2 ай бұрын
They made sure they picked the one they could control the most. It’s really sad.
@backpain100
@backpain100 2 ай бұрын
​@@jlev1028"People" means a majority of them. Not my choice either, but alas, that's how voting works.
@ronblack7870
@ronblack7870 2 ай бұрын
@@bethanygagas7532 good you didn't get your choice.
@gregdvorkin
@gregdvorkin 2 ай бұрын
"The Matlock crowd" - is a good one...
@MatteoRuberto
@MatteoRuberto 2 ай бұрын
Mr Magoo making a full piece about age? Comedic genius
@chuckkelly9062
@chuckkelly9062 2 ай бұрын
At least Joe Biden hasn't sold his soul to the devil
@SaydeeEnward4500
@SaydeeEnward4500 2 ай бұрын
What the guy spending hundreds of billions on weapons
@ForeverMe543
@ForeverMe543 2 ай бұрын
Disagree The devil loves pronouns remember?
@ddbauer
@ddbauer 2 ай бұрын
😂
@pattytheseeker8902
@pattytheseeker8902 2 ай бұрын
Orange Blubber is one of Satan's favorite demons!
@SaydeeEnward4500
@SaydeeEnward4500 2 ай бұрын
@@pattytheseeker8902 I hope you're seeing someone for your TDS
@dariog36th
@dariog36th 2 ай бұрын
Bill is right. The most consistent voters are seniors. Those are your people Joe. Embrace your golden years.
@jonnovember2136
@jonnovember2136 2 ай бұрын
I need money grandpa!😔💸
@adii_reis
@adii_reis 2 ай бұрын
WALKER ONE, AHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@taylorlibby7642
@taylorlibby7642 2 ай бұрын
The problem isn't age, I know plenty of 80 year olds who are alert and active, it's the obvious mental decline and blatant signs of encroaching dementia. Pretending that it isn't happening isn't going to make it go away.
@Dan16673
@Dan16673 2 ай бұрын
Yup
@RM-jb2bv
@RM-jb2bv 2 ай бұрын
The shuffling, the vacant expression, inability to finish a thought, mood swings, ice cream cravings and failed memory = dementia.
@mlamarana
@mlamarana 2 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!! They are trying to gaslight us into not seeing that and it’s right there in front of us. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
@MrMgakaf
@MrMgakaf 2 ай бұрын
And still a better choice than trump​@@RM-jb2bv
@bethanygagas7532
@bethanygagas7532 2 ай бұрын
What is the solution? Trump?
@carlogelato7588
@carlogelato7588 2 ай бұрын
It's not the age, it's the mental deterioration
@MrJsbach123
@MrJsbach123 2 ай бұрын
Lol!!🤣🤣🤣🤣horse feathers!!!
@LeGrandColbert
@LeGrandColbert 2 ай бұрын
LOL that last line.
@KJ-qc3qd
@KJ-qc3qd 2 ай бұрын
It’s not that he’s old his brain is gone.
@6224marco
@6224marco 2 ай бұрын
Walker one!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@lilblondiebear
@lilblondiebear 2 ай бұрын
Literally anything to keep "Big Bad Orange Man" out of office 🙄
@magictrading8903
@magictrading8903 2 ай бұрын
At least no mean tweets. Just have 3 wars, 30% inflation since this loser took office and an arguable recession. But other than that we have the most diverse morons we could find in crony positions
@waqarkhan9194
@waqarkhan9194 Ай бұрын
My wife Diane and I. I am on the floor. 😂😂😂
@jamesturner2126
@jamesturner2126 2 ай бұрын
DID YOU SEE THE SEAL ON THE WALKER? ☠️☠️☠️☠️ omfg I 💙✊🏿this show.
@rickalarcon7988
@rickalarcon7988 2 ай бұрын
Boy if Christopher Hitchens was alive.........
@cuthwulf
@cuthwulf 2 ай бұрын
"Madame Web..." that killed me
@beamanact
@beamanact 2 ай бұрын
"Walker One" LOL!!
@uffevonlauterbach
@uffevonlauterbach 2 ай бұрын
That skit was hilarious.
@frankrodriguez6424
@frankrodriguez6424 2 ай бұрын
That was awesome from Bill
@krisscanlon4051
@krisscanlon4051 2 ай бұрын
Madame Web...radio 😂
@ralfjritter
@ralfjritter 2 ай бұрын
Lol, that is the funniest monolog ever. Does he refer to former Sen. Feinstein (D-CA) ?
@rabbitholegirl1
@rabbitholegirl1 2 ай бұрын
This is hilarious
@assurdo8888
@assurdo8888 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣You made me gift of a good laughter after some pretty f'd up days . . .
@w.scottparkeriii8508
@w.scottparkeriii8508 2 ай бұрын
Exactly Bill.
@Scotto6977
@Scotto6977 2 ай бұрын
“The State of our Union is regular”lol
@chinpokomon
@chinpokomon 2 ай бұрын
LMAO, yeah, nothing like learning from previous candidate... who lost
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